8 WAR INCIDENT. Hew a Besieged Army Obtained Drinking Water— After a Rain Soldiers Went Down on their Hands and Knees and Drank Water in the Horses Hoof Tracks. TJie D og a a d th « la w , Once it is established that the natnrs jf the species is gentle and that every log ia a law abiding and pencevb'.o Bruno Iheu it Lecomes necessary, bef irs liab il ity for the vulgar transgressions of a heree Towser can Lie fastened on the owner, that he shoo Id have previous knowledge of the usual and not to be expected feature. T his is called scienter, and until an owner has this knowledge of his dog's viciousueiw beta uot responsible, though Lu the error of Ita ways uot acting as becomes a gentleman of tho dog species or a lady, as the ease may be. To be more accurate aud exact, one« a dog has departed from the narrow path of rectitude ami dvintaiiud itself in ways other than should obtain with a strictly | roper and geutle annual, and tho own- tr knows it, then it loses status and caste and must he put down us a vicious animal, and the ovvucr keeps it at his peril Lord Coleridge, it seems, was anxious to reduce the law on the sub ject to a nicety iu the way of succinct ness and brevity, and be succeeded by saying that “ every dog is entitled to one bite, ’’ mid the ease has special refer ence to spring lamb or veal. The ex pression is varied by making it “ every dog is entitled to one worry.’’—Green Bag. _________________ T x lE A M E R IC A N N IL E . * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ' * 3U C H * * IS T H E W IT H G ftEA T H IO GRANDE, ITS VAGARIES. * * It 1« • R tver o f F r e a k is h H abit« a a 4 * Mn»t 11« S e e n M ora T h an O bm to He C «- derntood —F low « M oln iy I'o d e rg r a u o d , b u t o t T im e* T h era I» • T o rr a a t u o T op. * * A * * * " It’s ft river 1,500 m iles long, meas Cred in Its w indings,” said the man front Now Mexico, speaking of the Rio From the P reu, Milroy, Ind. Urande. “ For a few miles, at its moutli, A W ire A nswer- light draft steamers run up from the Oo* a t the flr*t to offer their service« for the apd stomach gave me considerable trouble. I pulf of Mexico. Above that it doesn’t It takes but au ordinary man to re» < o u n ir/ in tlie C iv il W ar, was A . i t Sefton, of manured to puli through to the cud o f the war, M ilro v . Hush County, liu l. lie made u good regardless of much suaeriug ami iljuess. float a craft except at ferriea. In the old turn an angry answer to an insult. I he •‘ From that time I was always at Minted record, and when the great difficulty was set« X o r d iu a 8r7 - a n is be who. under flays, wlwn New Mexico was a province more or less. My doctor said I had kidney tied, wa* honorably di*cliarge<l, of Spain, tho people along the river T H E QUEER PERFORMANCES OF TH E such circumstances, holds himself so To-<lay Air. Refton is 56 years old, a promi and stouiavh trouble, and my heart was also nent fat nier, the head of a large family, and affected. As the years went by it seeiutd T W O BLANKS OF N EW YORK. well under control that he controls his didn’t even have ferryboats, and the l:otwithstanding the ill effects o f army lifer, that 1 was growing gradually worse, and my only way they had of getting across was ihysiciufi eouhi do nothiug to restore my adversary also. is enjoying excellent health. ( by fording. For this purpose a special M ystery o t thn Man W ho S tole Food ot Every year during the fall 1 Persia once possessed such a man Thero wa’i a period in Mr. Sefton'a life dur ost health. pld liver, and cur» Rouse r the t°r ing the war which makes an interesting s to r y , would have a severe attack, lusting two or breed of large horses was reared to be and was clear sighted enough to make F ree Luncheon»—A noth er Mnn W ith a h ea d a ch e, iaundlce. biliousness, sick lie was a member of the *34tli HU. Infantry three mouths. kept at the fords. When the river was “ About four years Ago 1 became much H isto r ic a l Nom e W ho T ook to W earing him a judge. He was % ch which r :ia often to the front in close hnai- Lion, etc. They are In- nausea, indiges, too high for these horses to wade across, Bagdad in the reign of Caliph Hade« iteas. '1 h» life of every soldier is a hard worse. Our family doctor seemed pi.axled valuable to prevent a cold or break up . Old C lothe» and Wno D ropped. travelers camped on the bank and w ait <*oe, and Mr. «Scff«»ii’s case was n<< exception. over tny case and it began to look us if there tuid bis name wus Aboo Yusuph. fever. Mild, gentle, certain, they are wortoj as no hope for my recovery, uud that the •• We were in Tennessee, penned iu on all | w ed for tho waters to subside. Now there f ’’ A dccrntly drclscd man, w ithasham was a very wise man, for be laid inevitable end was near. your confidence. Purely vegetable, Uy, aides. O u r ‘ rations were very scarce,” sai are bridges over the river at tho larger own deficiencies aud was »ctuaHy * La^t November 1 a as advised to try h r. bling gait aud a tbifty eye, walked down can be token by children or delicate women. ha, ' and ire had begun to go on ‘ quarter al- Rio Graudo towns, anil in other places W illiam s' pink Pills for pale People. The Price, 25e. at all medicine dealers or by mull lowaace.’ Broad street one afternoon last week aud sometimes iu doubt as to whether he It w in the middle of August, the wells physioiun said that although they ware an o( C i. H ood & Co., Lowell, Muss. rope ferries and rowboats uru tho means possessed sufficient wisdom to give a Ittractcd tho attention of a broker who of the community w»*re nearly all dry, and excellent medicine, thev would uo no good of cressiug. just decision iu cases peculiarly shroud we were a*une distance from anv stream, eon- in a c*ae such as mine, put 1 trie«, them, and “ In times o f low water a stranger was standing in his office window. The aeqnontly we had great difficulty iu getting now am glad I di«, for I hegan getting I e-iter ed in mystery. __ broker watched the man closely until seeing its current for the fhst time water for cooking and drinking purposes. almost at onoe. Eight boxes, taken according It is related of him that on one occa One ulght there came a b ird rain, and the to directions, cure«] uie. 1 UM-d the last of the would bo r-pt to think slightingly of the tho fellow had disappeared around the sion, after patient investigation of facts, Kavial I■ •,;»»rt«*s. next «lay vre were «tarietl on the ru ireh. The pills a I »out a year ago, ami have uut beeu Cio Bravo del Norte, its the New Mexi corner into Wall street. He had called a ho decided that ho had uot sufficient bqb ahc.ne hot, and our plodding along was trouble«! with my ailments since.“ A Swede and an Iruhinan, both of very tiresome and opprewiee. Every one of The power of D r. W illiam s’ Pink Pills for them tolerably well known about town, cans love to call the great river. Mean visitor's attention to the man. knowledge to pronounce on the ease be us iia.l only a little water to drink, and ss Pale People iu th e vnut number of disease^ dering in a sm all port of a very wide “ Havoyou ever seen that fellow be fore him. Thero was in his presence a the rain was not enough to replenish the due to impure or poisoned Idood, has been got into au argument in front of the channel he would see only a little muddy fore?" he asked. pert courtier, one of those meu who wells or streams, our canteens went empty. demons!rate«l in thousand* of instances aa re« courthouse, and they began telling each “ His face is familiar, and I am sure We nrera hurried on, and the only way Ut markable r * tin* o n e related ulw»ve. other bow it was too bad that their an stream, for ordinarily nine-tenths of tho tako long to learn that wisdom and i m Rio Grande it underground, tho water that I have seen him somewhere, but I pudence ftre not closely related. quench our thirst was to go down on our These pills build up the Idood by supply, cestors had ever happened to shod the band* ami knees and drink from the hoof ing its life-giving elements, which nourish soaking along toward tho gulf through can’t place him. Who is he?” “ Pray, do you expect that tho caliph tracks m:v!e by the ,tones. O f course the the various organs, stimulating them to ac- wolf robes and take to living undercov tho sands beneath its rhannel. Tho val “ J hn Blank,” said the broker, men water was muddy and very filthy, hut it was tivit.v iu the performance o f their functions er When things got a bit warm, the is to pay you for ignorance?” he asked, a c.'tcc of this or die from thirst. anil thus drive disease from the system. No Swede remarked that thero was no ley, bounded everywhere to left and tioning n family name that was well hoping to place the judge at a disad “ .dome o f ns were taken sick from the one who is suffering «‘an rightfully neglect this right by mountains or foothills, is sandy, known, “ J am a member of three good effects of this, mid 1 w hs one of them. I was way to restore h« alth. Physicians and drug dual t in his mind that the Iriihtran and the water, percolating the sands clubs," continued thu broker, naming vantage. U h l up for severs, weeks in a field hospital gists consider Dr. W illiam s’ Pink Pills for Pale would be entitled, by reason of his an “ I do not,” was the mild reply. from finer. Many times afterward I b eca m e People a potent remedy, and large q nunliU«l cestry, to join some ot the pedigree as down to hard pan, spreads out on each three that one would naturally place at "The caliph pays me—aud pays me well afflicted with different ailments. M y kidneys of the pi,is are used. sociations but for the unfortunate fact side so that it may always bo found tbo head of the list of New York clubs, _for what I do know. Were he to at that most of those ancestors were hang anywhere ia the valley by digging down "and in the course of u long experience tempt to pay me for what I do uot to tho level of the river’s surface. For with tho management of them I have ed for stealing sheep. WANT.II— SKVEKALTMI-TWOKTHY FER.-OS* I s know the treasures of his empire would thin state <•» manure <*ur business in their own I t W as Piny F or H im . B y m a ll, P o s t a g e P a id , “ 1 suppose they did their sheep steal the greater part of the year the river seen somo curious club skeletons. They not suffice. “— Youth’s Companion. ami nearby coutitiea. it i« m a in ly ofls< e work above ground flows sw ift and muddy, are unpleasant. Blank was a skeleton iu T he train ran off the track and plung conducted a t ,1« p ie. Mtlarv b tm iu tit |9( jou ing with the understanding among narrowing os it sw irls round a sand bar th e ------club until we finally got rid y ear Hpd e x p e n s e s — definite. b<>nafi<lc, no more themselves that they were alt kings, ed down a steep « nibankineijt. A F ru cin otlxc Stron ger. in» lens «alary. M o n th ly <75. K efrren ee. En- Engine, Laggcgu < nr, conches pn<l flw e soli-sridresM-i, stHin|H*il envelope, Herbert and that it wsh all right to g o over into and widening over shallows. But tho of him, and to this day none of the meu "A Worcester man, ’ ‘ says tho Worces thing that strikes the stranger most who knew the facts about his expulsion nbepvrs were jouibled iu «-uo awful K. iieus, Brest., Dcpt. M. Chicago. the next county aud steal whatever they ter Gazette, "who makes frequent j aiuw. could lay their hands on ,” said the qneerly is its disappearance altogether has ever had uuy explanation of them. for reaches, many m iles in length, of “ So far as family connections are trips to Europe fell in with a fascinat Tho grecaa of tbo injured pattcngcra bwede in conclusion. Hcratt-hp« I d flor*ea its channel, which, except, it may be, concerned. Blank is eligible to any club ing stranger the last time he was across. rent tho air. “ Yes, au be all accounts,” snid tho In rainy weather, when there is plen The stranger, who mny be designated for a water hole hero and there, is as It wi.s frightful. ty of mud. unless care is taken to clean Irishman, "your ancestors lived in dry as Sahara. The river is keeping iu this city, and we always understood as Ferguson because that does uot that he had a good income. It was about 3 o n v \ tho world renowned half buck, it off and wipe the feet dry the horses kingdoms so very small that every time Greatest Weekly in the Country, right along about its business, however, sound at all like his real name, was au partially awrdza. are iittbl« to he attacked with «crutches they smelled a stockfish iu the yard of and where a rock reef or clay bed blocks five years ago, when I was a member of American, his manners were those of a tho houso committee, that my attention Three poenerger cars were piled on or grease heel. If tho legs get muddy a neighbor they jumped over tbo fenco its subterranean current it emerges to gentleman, and he seemed to bo well top of liiin. and the animal gets heated und then is au got it. an if they got hack they made the surface and takes a fresh start above was first called to Blank. A member of supplied with money and to know a the club camo to mo one day aud said; A piece of pipe was coiled around bis put into a cold stable without cleaning a national affair of it if there was any (Inclu dln c l-ir’. t r i ) to «n y part o f th« UatM ground, running as a big stream which, “ ‘See hero. I've got a disagreeable great many people worth knowing. In States. Canada and M exico. D<‘Ck. off to get cold mid shiver, conditions pursuit. ” —St. Paul Globo. farther down, may lose itself iu the duty to perform. You know that re conversation with tho Worcester man TH E W EEK LY C H R O N IC L E , th« brtahUrt Tho l im of ouo of tho great driving are supplied that are favorable for tho ; sands again. G roteaquo bpani«li H onor. freshments pro eerved at every regular one day Ferguson said: ‘Worcester is a and m o il com plete W eekly Newnpaper Io the wheel« cf tho cugiue rested on hi« face. development of this disease. Allowing " It is when the floods come down meeting cf the clob, and I have noticed charming city, and I have some very world, print« regularly U t C olum ns, or rlxteto Ilia legs were pinned down by a the hors>8 to gut fat mid to stand in tho The Washiugtoi) Times recalls a story po(c«. ot New«. L iteratu re and General lnior- that the Rio Grande shows why it re dear friends there. I presume you know m allon; oleo a m agn lflcen t A <ricultural and heavy beam. stuhh s w i’Ji no exercise and upon n pile about the Duke of Wellington that il quires so big a channel for its all tho for several months back that John Blank A pillow had been forced against his of heating is also fuvoruLle to this dis lustrates tile fantastic idea of honor has stowed away a lot of things in his Colonel E. J. Russell? Ho is au old and H orticultural D ep artm en t. T hia la on« ot lb« highly esteemed friend, to whom I am .r c a te st departm ent« In an y paper oa thft month nnd noso, making it impo&aible ease. Prevention is much easier than hold by many Spaniards, contrasted with i year round use aud demonstrates that pockets ou every such occasion.' Cuaat. E veryth in « w r itte n la baaed na ex if tho waterway wero even wider it for him to breutho. “ ‘Why, that is absurd,'I replied, deeply indebted for many favors. ’ l ure. A proper regard for comfort and the practical common sense of English would bo an advantage to residents perience In the Coaat 8 ta ,e a . not on Ea«tera "When the Worcester man returned men’s know ledge of th elr ow n locallllee. Hia nrxns wero pressed against his eh auliucLs w ill readily prevent this dis men ‘and I suspect that he has beeu driuking When the duke was co-opernting along its banks. It is fed by a watershed too much, You know that these month homo, he met Colonel Russell oue day aides, and ho tried in vain to move. with the Spanish army iu the peniusnla ease. of vast area and steep descent, which and in course of conversation remarked SAMPLE COPY SENT FREE. But w illin g hands wore at work upon When tho horses como in ut night, if against Napoleon, he was desirous on in times of rain and m elting snows pre ly lunches ore frto to tho members. ’ tho wreck, and at last Jones, the world tho legs uro w et or muddy they should one occasion during a general engage “ ‘That was tho view that I took of that he had met a man in Europo who cipitates tho watcra rapidly into the it tbo first time that I noticed it,’ be said that he was an old friend. Colonel renowned hulf back, was dragged out. to carefully washed off in tepid water ment that the general commanding the Looking around, in a riuzod sort of i nd the« wiped dry with a cloth. If (Spanish contingent should executo a cer channel. In Juno, when the snow melts rt plied, ‘but I watched this man at the Rnssell thought fora moment, and tlieu on tho peaks about its headwaters in last meeting very closely. Ho was not he replied: ‘Oh, yes, I remember Fer wuv, at h is reecucra, .ho asked: tho scratches appear, as soon as the fact tain movement on the field lie com- “ How many yard« did w e gain on is ascertained wash the feet with tepid mnuicated tho w ish to the Spauiurd Colorado and northern New Mexico, and intoxicated. He ato his lunoh, and tlieu guson very well! I ought to, for he th at ‘down, ’ boys?*'-^-ClevelandLeader. water and castilo soap apd then wipe personally and was somewhat takeu later in the summer, when heavy show I saw him wrap up a piece of chicken, lived with me for seven years once. It ers and cloudbursts nre the order of the dry. If there is inflammation, make a aback to be told tluit the honor of the day, tho Rio Grande overflows its banks, some lobster talad cud n trick cf ice was when I was warden of the state T im C o a sid e ra ta W o m a n . hot poultice and sprinkle finely pow king of Spain and his nrmy would com deluging wido tracts of valley aud some cream iq separate packages, put them prison at Charlestown, and I w ill say It was nt llin liusiosl hour o f I be bnai- der« d charcoal over it, applying one in pel him to refuse the request unless under his overcoat and leave tho club. that Ferguson was one of the quietest M t >lay tho «tore hail seen in a I eng 1 the morning aud renewing it at night Wellington, as a foreign officer gracious times carving a new channel for itself, It's an amazing proceeding, and I think | and best behaved prisoners that I ever changing its course for miles. Where tim e, nml lb« burnout pinto iu ull the until tho inflammation subsides. Then ly permitted to exist and tight on Span that it is high timo that something was had.' ” store w » i tho laoo rlopnrtmt nu Four I apply u lotion inudcef oueouucoof sug- ish soil, should present the petition on the valley is unusually wide and sandy, dono ubont it. ’ A Lost O pportunity. ns below Lsleta and in tho Merilla val •#oui(ii, four fraulicully eager women, I nr of lead dissolved iu u pint of water. his knees. “ This man's complaint interested me, ley, the old channels iu which the river The Chicago Record says that some Thu old dnko often used to tell the w ere waiting. Tbo fifth womuu bud the 1 When it begins to heal, use veterinary and I investigated i t Rome of tho club used to flow uro plainly indicated in tho ou ly saleuwoniuu at that end of tbo vaseline. Continue the treatment until story afterward, and he would say, waiters told mo that Blank had occa time ago a young organist secured per landscape. i omit* r and was looking at luce, r< ul thoroughly cured. Keep the horse quiet “ Now, 1 was extremely anxious to have sionally token articles of small valuo mission to practice on the big organ in "N o one who has seen the great river lace. 1 think «lie muht bare exuniined a and supply sufficient bedding to keep the movement executed, and I didn't from tho club, and that he always car the Auditorium. An elderly man walked in flood is likely to forget the positive T h e r h r o n l c l e M u lld ln x . dozen pieuaa. 7 bo four women seemed tho foet clean- If taken iu hand at the care a ‘twopenny damn about getting ried away a packagoQiter a free supper, iu nnd took a scat a fow rows away T H E C HRONICLE r a n k , w ith t h . .reetert ferocity it seems to display cs its waters from tho musician. The young organist «di tho verge of upoploxy. on my knees, so down 1 pumped I” Thero seemed to be no reasonable ex first stages, washing clean w ith wurm new spaper. In the U nited State«. sweep all before them, aud woe to the “ Haven t you something wider?” water mid eustile Nsip, wiping dry and planation for his little steals, He was noticed him, and was encouraged to T H E CHRONICLE ha« no «anal on th« PaetS. man or beast who is overtaken by them I “ show off” and do a few tricks of play L u m in o sity Iu Plant*. Coaat. It lead« a ll In a b ility , enterprise and •ttlnd the liftb womuu. applying vetiriuary vuseliuo w ill cffict The flood arrives w ithout warning. Tho aud is a lawyer ia good practice, aud, ing for his audience. Ho rambled on Rp*»R. " t'ir ta in ly ." answered the tirn l rales- a enro in three or four days. In severe Many instances hnve been recorded of sky may be clear ubove when the travel as you know, ho lives very comfortably. TH E C H R O N IC LE'S T elerra p h lc Report* *rt for au hour, and the elderly man sat woman, drugging out another box. cases iu addition to the treatment given flowers Laing luminous ut night. They er, leisurely jogging across the wide I consulted w ith some of the other there, apparently impressed. Tho young th*? latest and m ost rellabto. It* L ocal New* th* "T bia is 16 a yard-” only seem to do this ou rurc occasions, house committeemen, and we decided fullefct and eplciest. and It* E d itorial* from th* it n ay | e ueeesrary to give u good ca- channel, hears his wagon wheels grate Tbo eye« of the filth womau glistened. thartui. —- St laiuis Republic. hence they are to be euviod who have upon the saud w ith a peculiar sound. It to lock out for Blank at tho next sup man tired at last and was about L' lock Ablest pens in the country. TH E CHRONICLE hoe a lw a y s been. *nd al the organ when the elderly man ap " Y es,'’ she said to her eompuniou, the good fortune to witness the phe means that the waters are stirring tho per. Ho turned up promptly, and, sure ways w ill be, the fr le n ,\ and cham pion of th* ’ ’that's like mino. I J net wanted to nomena. Though the writer has oftcu sands beneath him, and then, if he enough, wo saw him stealthily mako up proached him aud said in broken English people, as again st con .W atlon*. clique*, cor H e r G r e a t N eed . that ho wished to play for a fow min porations, or oppre**lcna ou an y kind. It will h* know what he paid for It. Tbut'u all." Every woiiiuu ought to pay n rruson- endeavored to get fortune’s favor, she knows tho liver, he lashes his horse, a packago from tho lunch tablo and utes, And she mi iled uut of tbo shop. Not able degree of attention to her person, has uever smiled ou him but once, Independent in everyth in g, n eu tral in nothing. walk out w ith it. There was nothiug making at all speed for tho nearest "They don’t allow any cne hut an rno of tbo four women w aiting louud a end especially to having her huir neatly when be saw the phosphorescent glow bank, and lucky ho is if lie roaches it left for us to do but to usk for ua ex experienced organist to touch the in word to say, but tbo rale. won.su gasped uud becomingly dressed. from fungi in a hollow tree, just like safe. The chances ore that liefore he gets planation. eveakly, “ Well, 1 never I’'«— Washington "Charges wero preferred against hinj strument, ” said the young man loftily Two tluys utter u great, fire had dev- the glow of a match when rubbed in thero lie hears the roaring of waters up With a little gesture, suggestive of Coat. A German naturalist. Herr the rhunut l and sees them coming down and a formal notification was sent to anted it north country village a worthy the dark philanthropist of tho place was w rving Haggren, seems to have met w ith a toward him w ith n front liko a wall, him. Blank paid no attention to it. Wo meekness and humility, the stranger A Janartirad V l.w . number of instances iu bis country—or, thought that he might not have receiv presented his card, "Alexandre Guil- “ 1 don't neo why it should be deemed out clay pi|xn and tobacco ns relief for rather, the night watchman he em ploy rolling forward and downward tut if ed it and we sent him another notifion- mant, Paris." the poor hontt lcr-a men when a young over a fall, w ith a rising flood behind. a disgrace," tbe yntitliliil Latin lor re Then it was timo for tho young or Shewing the Uoliefl State«, DoalaiH ed did He concludes the phenomena tion and made sure that it reached him. marked in the coarse of ilie conversa Won :.U pit Muted herself before! him. are more likely to occur when it is Malty a man and whole wagon trains Blauk ignored it, und then we dropped ganist to swoon. He had missed the of Cunda and Northern Mixioi tion, “ for a womuu to ask a man to 7 ho hue, cf course, hud hern made up dark, utter ratu, follow tug a sunny day. have been overwhelmed in Ibis way, him for conduct uubecoming a gentle chance of his life. For an hour ho had O N O N K r tID K . of men, and the donor asked the girl, and, buried in sands or cast away on marry bcr. ” July aud August gave the most in desert banks, no human eye has ever man. Blank never camo near the club been entertaining tho great master with who was extremely pretty anti refined iu " It isn't u disgrace." riplitri th eild - stances Oecurrencea begnn «ion after house after his first notification, aud so homemade drivek O N ” T H K O T H E R S in K , erly maiden, “ liliuey iaam isforituie.” uppiuruiiee, w hat alto wanted w ith a sunset, aud there were none after daw n. seen them again. far as I know ho hns never given an in ft n d S 9 n n d GeX t h e ftfn * pip« bite blushed uud rejieuted lit!r re “ Tho great river has its pleasing and —Cincinnati Euquirvr. Vt here to C orrj Stomp«, Ho coaid uot decide ou the cause of the H e e k ' y 4 'h rn n ftclp f o r O n * I’M t i dication cf resenting cur action in drop quest. romantic aspect, so fascinating that it is "Business men have varions ways of p o s t a g e p r o p a i i o n m a p a n d paper* "W hy, yon do not amokol" said the lum inosity —Meehan's Monthly a saying among people who live in its ping him. Now what do you suppose A n o th e r M a tter. carrying their postage stamps," said ▲ÜDBKAT was tho explanation of his thefts? I valley that ‘whosoever drinks of itsw a- ' “ Do you think a man hus n right to worthy philunthropist. “ D u u b tfu l C haracter*." M . II. d« Y D U N Y T , "No, hut please give me a pipe." ters uud departs w ill come again to seek 1 never have been able to find oue that the stamp clerk the other morniug open his w ife s letters?" Proprietor F. Ch ron Irto. When Mr Gladstone and Izird Ten them. ’ Like the N ile, the Rio Grande was satisfactory. It has been asserted while sitting in his chair at the stamp " If you w ill tell mu what you are go BAN FRANCISCO. CAL “ W ell, he may have the right, but 1 nyson paid a visit to Kirkwall and curiches the soil of its valley to the that despite his large income he is nat window in the general postofflee. "A ing to elo with it, I 1 1 give you one." don t sec bow he could have the cour Tho girl hesitated, m cl then, raising wished to see St Magnus' cathedral, point of inexhaustible fertility. Along urally a very miserly fellow, but that is good many men who post their letters AfeifeiV, VrrtAYd-WftftTWWfel age. tlhieugo Ih cord. her baud to the fringe of her hair that they hail to get the assistance of the it« hanks in New M.-xico are fields th a t, merely gossip. I meet him occasionally, here always have ono or more stamps c t v l is m , r e l l about them. Some of them carry their nnd he is always affable. It was a disa United Presbyterian minister to show hung limp over her forehead, ahwaaiel: for two centuries have been cultivated A R T IS T IC -^ stomps in stamp cases, hut tho econom it to them greeable affair, and to this day au iu- "1 want to curl u.y friuge. " yearly, yielding groat crops, aud they ; R eco m m en d ed b y L ea d in g The m y s t e r y ical man carries his stamps under tho i explicable oue.” “ 1 w a s,” Mr Gladstone said, "such B rcaam aker* > She got the stem of the broken pipe ,10 f l i f e ana are as productivo today as wheu they j They A l w .y . P le a s e .- ^ . A man who had listened attentively band of h:s hat or in his pockets. death has pui- ami went away laughing She had been a doubtful character that even in the first were tilled. Irrigating canals, call ’ sled many a . ' ,^he ° ‘her , d ay “ y°ung man called company of Tennyson 1 was uot sulii- to tho broker's story said; rescued Irom a burning house only 24 ed acequias madras (mother ditches), wise man. The " I can equal that with an experience for fivo twos^ and. putting ono ou a hours before aud was then almost on cieully respcctnble to Is- conducted over convey water from tlie river to be dis alchemlata o f S lid ae.irehed in tho verge cf starvation, aud w hin she it by the proper authority. ” The story tribnted through little gntes to the fields lit my owu club. The man Iu question letter which ho had to mail, be took 'v a in for some sought the pipe to curl her hair she was is told hy Mr Patrick Campbell, fur so of the valley, which it tioth wnters nnd has recently died and it is ouly charita ont his watch and opening the back of combination of aliquottotialily badly in ueed of cle>lh- many years Mr Gladstone’s election eurichea A trip along the river reveals ble to say that he was probably insane ^ mainin« «»nips into d r u a k th a t agent in Midlothian Westminster Ga iug —birund Mnuev'"» would proiong u succession of pictures of a primitive for several years before he died. Ho was tho casa They dou’t stick to the cover aud that is about the best way oue t au cette. l i f e ind. futile civilization of the old Spanish-American Arthur Blauk"—mentioning a histor l l u r Sugg«*»ituu. ly Common none ical name. "About three years ago this carry stamps if be has a watch. -N ew type. Adobe villages, w ith small, flat ( ) o « r R e e k u B la g . a en a e. cbvmia- York Sun. Í Th»»e pattern« are gold In f»e*»ly S It was nt a Jefferson uvi une rer.idence, man legan to wear very shabby clothes. roofed houses built about antique * and medical I c ity in d to w n in th g V « .» e d State» Indian street peddlers throughout » f i a u r T -g l» r J j en n o t b e e p th e m t e n d S uid the young man in tho case had beeu Ho had always been very careful in his i ,tnc«a h a v i churches, aud the spacious houses of th«' Vindication« i a 11 ’ ” u * • 'n e c e n t » t a m p * i« ;e ,» a d < going often anil Maying late until the Mexico sell banauaa for 12 cents a vices, or great men; orchonls, vineynrds. dress, ruid this change was surprising. c o m b in e d in I your n**r«*t paint y° U D®‘ Mhamcd to look your t h i a a g e to utaideu fair felt the monotony of i t dozen, but when offered 24 cents ou wheatfldds and grazing cattle are all Ho came to tho club and sat around, »L,'ia the M c C all company , s •h o* man the way to a long and healthy Last Thursday evening about 11 o'clock payment tor two dozen hanauas the Ä S '“ “ d ’ 33 to ,46 W. 14th Street. Me» York Ji life features of the scenery of the Rio looking liko a tramp. His linen was the converr-ntion dragged so that it a l peddlers refused it and demauded 26 Common arnae trachea that «m an ahoeld ragged, and even the waiters looked • o or-ri « : ■ 119 J i h h A v e ., C h ic a g o , an d < The course of reasoning is that Grande, tho American N ile." — Now askauco at his clothes. I knew that he ■ o lo v et w o rker over worry, that hi ahould most pull.il the carpet out by the tacks, cents » l03* Market St., San Francise«», take ample tim e hu bin mcala, fur realms 1 real is 12 cents; 2 reals, 26 cents; York Suu. uud for a minute or two he sat in cogi had money, but it was uot a pleasant and for recreation and aleep, that he rhoeld tative mood, w ith hts hand to his fore- B reals make a dollar. So the trav S rr» * ta p o l. not nrglect the little ilia of life, hi cauae task to suggest to him that ho should eler must puy a real for oue dozen ban they are the precurwra o f aetroua and fatal heatl. tried. Th« fortificationsnf Sevastapol, which get somo new clothes. Ho was an old kids get your Yon I maladies Cberuialry has en.tiiied men Io anas, but 25 cents for two dozen, uud " I was Just trying to remember some caused the allies so much trouble during bachelor, and he hud rooms in au ex mother’s folks! Pug noses from your m ake comhinatioiia of drugs that were tiu no amount of argument w ill convince the six months' defease of the fortress pensive bachelor njiartmeut bouse. His thing,'' he explained. posaihle in the riaya o f the alt Iu mist« the peddler that this is uot right. "Yes?" she replied. M edieal aeience ha« (aught w h in , how and hy the Russians, were at llrst very condition wns a disgrace to the club w hy theae combination* of drug* should " I had something plca.uut to tell weak, and military experts say the town and as a last resort half a dozen of his R'lghte.» M . g . i l n , Pul he uaed Hr Pierce'» Golden M edical Hi» W h) sh * C o u ld Sn»U*. you. ” might have been taken hy a vigorous old friends got up a parse of (lo o and tu n r .ln « Reauritol C.dnred eo vtry is Ibc moat valuable nl all lu a llh "Yonr w ife alw ays wears such a "Ah, w hat was it?" and she bright ■g Idurtr.-e« Luret l-.iu n ,« »toting medicines, and the moat i flrctive Ixmibanliuent and assault during the went to his tailor and ordered a new 1 ’"«. Hency W ork. happy expt »»lou. Sir. Wtllikiua. She first few days of the siege. The igno suit of clothes for him. They told the ts 6r»t woik i» u | hui the louiit.ou In .ul ,1 ened a lot. jB ; **n»ed ('•! thin inaffgrlne I'olaon. | B Food. ifr—the •tomaoh A man who ha« a weak 1 ?8 w ? i ’,,r f ’’ "Urn-—um, li t me see," he acid, rub alw ays seetns to he sm ilin g.” rance of the allied generals in r- gard te tailor that it was in payment of a s S r — ‘‘ œ and im paired »tomach and who do.» not '' ” »« 1tT tenun an i -iih» "Yes. site didn't have toearu the $47 tin g his head. “ 1 van t ji.kt think what wager. Wheu the suit waa made, they I . s ••»’ e n . » '-Ti o « !r .5«v. b properly digest hi» iood w ill »onn hi d (hat the strength of the works caused a delay 3 'n c lu j.n g A Pit EC r .tte r , worth of gold that ahe wears iu her which the Russians improved by making jsu ked it in » box with a pew hat, nr» blood ha« become nreab and tuipvver it was. ” s.jdreM the M c C all t iahed, and that hia whole bode ia ruiptop 7 lie light faded out of her face, then (rout teeth. ’—Cleveland Leader shoes, collars, shirts and two scarfs and the defenses almost ininratnisble. S u s to 146 W. 14th St., Ney erly and in«iilf>i irn tly nouriabed. Thia it came tigatii, rent it to Blauk. A letter was inclosed m edicine makes the stomach strong, facil ^ ‘'AWAV.'.WAWA’.MA’AV.VW,* N o t A lw a y s a G o o d R u l* . S h e 11«.I lle a n K ra-llnff llo o le y , " t ’ir h a p sit was 'good n ig h t,'" » h o which reod: itates the flow o f digestive jvieea, restores Che lost appetite, makes assimilation |ier "My boy," said the eld gentleman 1 " D iu it B lsxk — suggested quietly. “ Uh. well, what's the use being a Ey express I send yon the content, of the ran. k ith 1 ® feet, invigorates the liver and purrhea and who was trying to impress cue of the • ailflr I hat I L ot Ly my tut eiocis-n wogar. He looked at her for a full minute; hero, anyw ay t ” of danger have been Ï Ï u c .  r Ur** rruiebea the blood It is the great blood lessons of life upon bis young hopeful, looked at her ns if she had »aid some " Why are veu discouraged?" "The signature was such that no one m aker, flesh builder and nerve tome. It mum by improve.1 „,«th mrai‘ thing by mistake, looked at her as if makes men strong in body, active in m ind " It isn't ou my own account. I beard "in all the affairs of life dou't forget could read i t There was some specula and cool in judgmeni ahe might have su «xplauntory remark a womau arravrd in coctly garments re to aim high." tion as to bew Blank would take this It dues not m ake flabby fat. hut «olid, "Ub, that's all right," replied the bint. Two day» later he turned up at •ad they deinacd reasonabl- prefanri’1' or two to add, but she never tliuch.d fer to him as Teddy Rosenfleld yester m uscular flesh, nerve force and vital eu boy titterly, "but with my luck the tho club in his new clothes, and when Then he |< I up aud wtut away, uud he day-” —Clavelaud Leader. rrgy A ll m edicine dealer« sell it chancee are that after tbn battle I would be was congratulated on them he said f W Iordan K«<t of Corbin Whiltey Co »ever came lint k. — Detroit I n u Press SraîtÂT***1 T®* r“ t t l W™1 rÀT*’ 7 A French Physician hM apparently ■ y w rite s " Aiiowl tw o and a half years ago Okr.lkXD .end prt-l. rt.uk rt N->t a ■ctvnttnt. find that success had been lying down they were tho result o t au election 1 «a« taken with severe pain« in (hr chert be proved to a s m , » . ' MM« k e e n W o ra a . g a n to .pH up bloo.1 ara> IrpoM ed w ith n ig h i College Professor— Your father is a in the trenches. I tell you. dad, those wager. The new clothes were too much »nous period certa,n«y tbi(t sweats and an* so abort winded that I could m i*; **4” eun oorr o» eoz »ei-*4i iu whooping cough con e, "W hy, be ahusvd uie like— like''— blind old hit or miss rules don't go any for him, however. Ife get druult ou th« wealthy farmtr. I tHiderstaud He con rxn. PT-,,.,*.!»««»«"•* *1 Irardly walk half a mile Tiled 1« I'lerve ■ pterions to "Like a ptck|Hxket?" flalden Medical Oiaeovery and have Improved . ‘ue appearance of Fre I « I n rè"7* ’• rvrav flrrt«Tc» «r vl^ ducts his farm on scientific principles, more. The thing to do is to aim for strength of them and staid drunk at the “ whoop. '• “ »•*«(. «puri*, fcr HfeM. AI«— f»xh in strength and weight " Worst! than that. .More like a judge I presume? what you're after '' club for the next two weeks, when he The medicine dealer who urge« some sentencing a pickpocket. " —Ciuciuuatt And that naturally ended the lessen was dropped from membership. 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