^
S o c u rte « a L a a a tle .
ï Escaped Death,
*
*
*
*
^
B urlsd In th e W all W here He t>l»d.
la one of the uiost fashionable d is
Kpeakiug of strange aud sad occur
tricts of Faria a mock uiarriuge was re rences. uoue could be more remarkable *
W «W '
cently planned for the purpose of aeenr- than the death nnd burial of Charles *
iug a rather daugcroos lunatic. An a t Carter, n well kuown farmer residing *
tract i ye youug person uaiued Mile. De- near Russell. He was cleaning out uu
laptuuie was sitting iu her bondoir the old well when the quicksand suddenly *
other day iu a house situated in a caved in on him, leaving only his head *
tip
street off the Boulevard St. Germain. and chest exposed. When the alarm
*
Suddenly a ring camo to the door, aud
was given, hundreds of people assem *
oue of her servant*, having opened it,
bled aud went heroically to work to
ushered iu a well dressed uiau looking
eave their neighbor. It was found that
like a superior sort of valet. He told
botbiDg could be done toward removing
Mile. Delaplume that he had a letter the Baud about Carter's body, so n par * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
from one of per frieuda, a countess, and
allel well was dug nr 1 a tunnel run
/ V oto ih t EnUrpri—, MapUton, Minn.
an the young womau put her baud out
from it into the old we J, but even then
They brought him into town, and all
Ta escape death after hein
Seing Riven
J.
op by tor« prvjeut riam lned me for two hour«, then
to receive the m issive the stranger
A WINTRY LANDSCAPE.
the body could uot bo removed so close
tfbur doctor», . , and bidden „ good-bye
bye to family they retired and oaneulted lor the same length
they could get out o ’ him was a striug
seized her fingers, pressed them to hia
and friend», is in ex|>erience uot granted o f tiuie. They concluded that they did not
ly was it grus|ied by the sands. It was
„• thc a ----- «lest, foolishest words yon
lip*. aud then, sinking ou hia kneea,
• very n»>m. Yet it happened to Sir. Le Roy know what ailed me. The head physician
found that a rope attached below Car Not summer’s «elf was ever half »0 fair
Causes fully half the sickness In th.
madn a passionate declaration of love
Bowen, <>f Deeoria townellip, Blue Earth Co., naked neraiieeioii to *c»it,*«« lie expresaed
As this whits winter wrapped la ermlns ever neard of. He didn’t suy much else
ter’s arms would pull the laxly into
retains the digested food too long in the C 1
Minn.
it, ‘ Mini find out.* I axk«1 how hig a place
and offered to marry her.
fleece,
for
a
good
many
years
afterward—
paits without withdrawing its covered A royul «ilenco brooding everywhere
and produces biliousness, torpid liverJ
Mr. Bowen is a farmer, hut formerly re lie wauled to cut. l i e mtitl ‘ he thought four
Mile. Delaplume saw by the man’s
aided iu Mapleton, whore he was clerk and Inches far enough.* 1 did not want any such
And all Ihe world a voiceless dreaw of peooe. yonster sit around the town hero and
portion, aud tiiat method had to be
eyes
that
ho
was
dangerously
mad.
and,
get it off to himself. Went somethin
Mty n ia rih ill for a number of year«, l ie it hidc-and-acek game playixl with me, «0 I he
abandoned. Carter was conscious aud Amber and opal, faintest pearl and roee,
• well-knoAn member of the Masonic fro* operation did not occur. 1 continued under fearful of a tragedy, she accepted hia
liko this:
•arnity and is of sterling honesty and up« the doctor’« care, but my (M e wax con offer w ith apparent calmness Then she talked w ith his rescuers, but at the end
Orange and purple in the sunset sky;
•• ‘Changed all the trees in the Rut-
rlghtnesa of character.
of 08 hours he died. By this time an In fiery hues Ihe wide west flames und glows.
sidered liopele»». 1 mudc my w ill, bslan ed
Ilia story ia o f the greatest interest. l i e my accutmla uud made every preparation for iuvited the strange visitor to the may enormous crowd had gathered, aud ull
Nor fades till stars are shining out on high. tlesnaki*—uioverl ’em and mixed j i i i ull
anirf:
or's office in order to have the nuptial
gestiun, had taste, coated
death.
sorts of plans were suggested for recov O’er steel blue lakes the theen 1» bright like up. Might ’a' beeuudreum, hut I don't tongue, sick headache. In
‘•Ijr a s suddenly taken sick in the spring
“ Day after day s t u passed iu iolenao knot tied
Tho man accompanied her
think so. Ask Bill—he knows. Put a
ering
the
body,
but
finally
it
was
de
• f 18115. The doctor was summoned. He pro agony.
mull,
Ae a lust resort I told my litre I with alacrity to tho establishment in
somnia, etc. Hood's Pills
The trees in naked beauty lift their limbs,
shot in her Seen rock iu my time, but
nounced my cage one of gravel and said the man Io get a box of Dr. W illiania’ Pink
termined to make the well the dead
constl|iatlon and all Its
un was caused by the passage of u »tone Pilla for Pale People. 1 had read consider, question, where a secretary, informed man's tomb, and it was filled up after la e wind is hushed that erst did sob and wail— uo rock like that. Bill, d —d old fool, cure
rea,1|ti ,COS|iyandnIorough|^
~
Softer its tones than mother s cradle hymns. gits scared, und wo ktvered her up to
om the k idney? to the bladder. I doctored able ultout them and thought I would try of tho real stato of affairs, pretended to
by c , H(kmJ &y
with him for three mouths, hut was not liene* them. Im mediately after beginning the use read the civil marriage regulations religious services had been held upon
» X. . T a ; !..
... a sirs
lin t.
. . PlUa
. . . . to
. . take
.
'•
M»«s
The ouly
with Hoo«i’i
Bt range, silent winter, fair beyond belief,
come , hack
ta Didn’t V.I.
blazo
uo tree, but
hted. Oace a week I would have a bad spell o f these pills I commenced io le d heller and
The mock bridegroom was then taken its briuk. The well was 48 feet deep,
White robed and fair and dreamy as the night, my old knife’s stickiu ou tho moss side
o f two or three days duration, during which in two wte ks 1 was out of heil anil around,
and
perhaps
no
other
Kansan
ever
fouud
Forgetting pain and care and joy and grief.
by a detective to tho police depot under
- —.Asuffo.’ed untold agony.
thanks Io Dr. W illiam s' Pink P ills for Pole
Creeps solemnly apace and shroud» the light. o’ that tree. Might ’a ’ been a dream.
"’’F ilia lly I went to Mankato and consulted People.*’
A r t o f M a k in g a M u s ta rd PlasUr.
tho delusion that he was bound for a quite so strange a burial place.—Kan
—Harper's Bazar.
sas
City
Journal.
Ask Bill. ’
• •peciallst. Ho stated that I di<l not have
I hereby certify the above statement ia true, pastry cook’s, there to give an order for
To put on a mustard plaster is no*«
ffruvcl. but thought it was rheumatism of the to the best o f my knowledge sc i (relief.
"Course you cun bet yonr life thut
a sumptuous wedding breakfast. Tho
stomach. I con tinu e, to visit him until the
D a n f e m a i T h ie f.
I . k R o y R ou - k v .
old canyon wus prospected pretty well all difficult, but to do it in the best»,,
•a d o f August. Then I Iveeavno com pletely
W itnesses: J. A. Riddvaon, Mr«. I.e Roy man was, it appears, formerly em ploy
N
U
G
G
E
T
S
’
L
U
C
K
.
A
French
actress,
traveling
about
the
after
that, but nothin was found. The requires some care aud skill In the
Bicdridden and sent for another doctor, lie Bowen.
ed as a valet by one of Mile. Delap
I rpccimen was sold and tho money divid first place, remember never to give«
country, had for use iu oue of her plays
tolled n*y complaint inflammation o f the
Mr. Bowen*« post ofltee address Is Itpnu. lume'« friends.— Faris Letter.
cold mustard plaster to a patient Tot
bowels and treated me for that.
ford, Minn. He will gladly answer any in
a lay figure, skillfully put together and
How the spruce looking stranger got ed between Bill Wilkins and Nuggets’
“ The doctor laid my ease hefore’tbe /ke quiries to those enclosing stump for reply.
weak or sensitive person the shock ii
dressed
iu
a
traveling
suit.
So
says
tho
daughter,
who
had
to
take
care
o’
him.
rb,ty of Rush Medical College, Chicago, mid
A Ir-illian t Fraud.
into the little, old, dilapidated town np
It was nature*« own remedy that aecom-
N ew York Herald, which proceeds to
Wilkins went over into Calavcrus soon often great. Either mix with very hot
it was decided that I had neuralgia o f the plisheil this cure caused by impure id.mil
in
the
Sierras
none
of
its
inhabitants
A
small
weekly
magazine
was
started
atomach. I was treated for that until De- for Dr. Williams* Pink P ills for Pale People are
tell a comical story about it:
after that and fell down a shaft about water, or, better still, have a plate pot
appeared to know, but most of them
•amber, hut continued to «row worse. Then oontpnsed of vegetable remedies that exereisa here 11 years ago by tw o hustling young
where it can get warm while you are
A
t
Marseilles
it
was
left
in
the
lug-
I
600 feet deep.
tbs doctor said. ‘ I can’t do you any good. a powerful iitflueuee in purifying and enrich men. One wn*editor, the other “ writer
m ixing. H aving everything ready «
gago room w ith ether things. The curi were extremely anxious to ascertain.
"
Well,
time
went
by,
and
the
law
AU the help I know for you ia an operation.’ ing the blood. Many diseases long supposed
and paster. ” They clipped, extracted
M «•»•/«
•V ery n e 'll
li * ’ I V r«pli«-d, un
osity of two of the railway employees Seldom it was that any one went to the stopped hydraulooking, and purty much hand, mustard, flour and a spoonful of
go A
on
and operate, to be incurable bare succumbed to the potent
and rewroto. An advertising agent was
II liiat
left tor me *
intluenre of these p ill,. This universal
being aroused at the sight of it, they town. Apparently there was no particu overy oue left the town thut could git molasses, w ith a bit of old muslin«
"Th« appointed ume uuau tbo tour (too- remedy is sold by ail druggists.
employed on u commission of 26 per
took off the coverings aud resolved to lar reason why any one should. The out o’ it, and it ain’t bocn worth a d—n linen—an old handkerchief is the beg
cent, and it was a caution tho way ho
thing for tho purposo. Stir the inustanl
play a joke ou their comrades. They surrounding scenery was gruud, it is seuce.
filled up the page« w ith black type and
and flour together first making the
placed the figure in an armchair at the true, but the town could make uo claim
"Nuggets’
daughter
she
married
Bob
cuts. Some contracts wero made for a
B itin g F in ger Nails.
desk of the cashier aud shut the door.
to being an essential part of the gran Hittel, who was a teamster aud didn't plaster stronger or weakor with nuu.
The chief finger nail chewers of the mouth, somo for three mouths, some j When the employees on night service deur. Its ono street straggled up the
tard as you have been directed. Add
world are the French, and it was re for a year. The only cash in advance came, they opened the door and were mountainside for a short distance and have much o’ it to do either. They was the molasses and then tho water until
pore,
but
they
managed
to
make
a
liv-
was
half
of
the
commission,
which
was
cently stuted upon reliable authority
surprised to seo a man sitting before the lost its way in the forest. A long, nun- in and keep old Nuggets besides. the smooth mass is about as thick is
that nearly two thirds of French school
shackle “ hotel,” several despoudent Course you know the old man couldn’t porridge or poultice. Spread yonr cloth
children are addicted to the habit.
OF THE
locked the door and ran for assistance.
looking stores aud a number of saloons do nothin but sit around and talk those on the warm plate, using the middle
Prosperity peeped from its pages. The
Even for grown people there is hurd-
A policeman arrived, revolver in made up what it was pleased to call the
portion of the linen and leaving a mar-
ly any habit, aside from the confirmed magazine rapidly grew fat. In the sec hand, believing, like the employees, business portiou of the town. On all words I told you of.
“ Every oue was kind to him, except, gin on all sides, which is to be folded
abuso of narcotics, more difficult to ond week the American N ew s company that he had to deal with a dangerous sides and us far as the eye could bc «,
back at the edges. Put a second cloth
overcome than tho huhit o f biting the ordered 14,UU0 copies. Money flowed thief. He called on the flgnre to sur however, were the imperishable evi perhaps, Jake Opeuheimer, who kept
over the whole, so that the mustard ii
j
out
like
corn
from
a
hopper
aud
not
a
tho
principal
store
then.
Ho
yonster
rile
finger nails. It requires a strong mental
render and follow him to the station. dences of xvhat this little town once had
effort aud constant vigilance to do this, cent came in. The writer and paster . As it did not obey the summons, tho po been—the center of a natural wealth al him a gcxxl deal and josh him aud ask entirely hid between the twooovers and
keep on the plate until it is neceatary
Went
around
at
the
end
of
the
mouth
to
for once a persoq has beeomo thorough
liceman shut the door an«l went in most inconceivable. Vast areas of white him when he was goin to open her np,
ly addicted to tho habit ho does it un collect from tho 80 day advertisers and search of re-cuforcemcnts to surround and yellow and reddish clay, mountains but 1 reckon he didn’t mean a great to apply the plaster.— Philadelphia
Ledger.
consciously, uud is only reuiiurfod that what do you suppose happened? He fail- the place and thereby prevent tho cu l seamed and gashed and cut iu twain, < deal o' harm.
“ Every uow and then Nuggets ’ud
he is marring him self when he gets one ed to find one! Every advertisement was prit from escaping.
▼ a la s a t T o m Ta W a lk in g .
miles of rusty aud disjointed gigantio wander over into Rattlesnake canyon
H EL
D A I l_ Y
of his nails gnawed down to tho quick. a fraud. There were no such names, no 1 The door was again opened, the arm- iron pipes, told of the days when the 7na
J “ „
a
T ° " w f 0“
The idea that tho lesser toes are neces
such
businesses,
no
such
addresses
as
B y B a i l , P s s la g e P a l« ,
All manner of remedies liavo lieeu ad
ed force entered,
entered, and
and itw
itw a a sn
sn o o t t t till
i ll Kiev
m in ers with
w ith hydraulic
hvrtmnlin guns
on,,,« “ “ held
h„iA up'
“>«!> on to a day there. When sary in w alking is generally entertain
they miners
vanced for the curt" of the finger nail the agent brongiit iu for publication. I had suddenly pounced on the poor lay nature aud forced it to deliver its treas he'd come back, he'd be worso tuk than ed, and it lias been a surprise to Euro
lie
happened
to
have
an
engagement
iu
ever and go moonin around and sayiu
biting liubit, including the placing of
robber that they discovered the joke.
ure.
pean physicians to learn that ampata-
a
t e
those words: ‘Changed ail tho trees in
j injurious and bitter compositions on tho Now Jersey ou that fateful day and
But
all
thnt
was
long
ago
and
is
only
tion of all the lesser toes of both fed
The Canto o f Laughter.
tho Rattlesnake— moved ’em and mixed
i lids of the fingers, but none of the rem- never has been seen sinco. Contracts
a pleasant memory with the little town
has been follow ed by complete recovery
supposed to he worth <10.000 wero not |
! edies amounts to much.
Bain snggestH tho explanation that now. aud to the stranger’s not unnatu 'em all up. Might a-bcen a dreum, but and the restoration to usefulness of both
worth
a
cent.
The
magazine
died.—
I
don't
think
so.'
| The only way to stop biting tho fin
laughter is provoked by what he calls a ral inquiry as to how the people support-
the feet operated upon. The feet healed
ger nails is to stop. The Americans are New York Press.
“ ’Bout this time his little gran'son
degradation, meaning thnt we laugh ed themselves came the cheerful and
slow ly after the operation, but very
next to the French iu the finger nail
was
grow
in
up,
and
Nuggets
began
for
when
we
all
at
onco
perceive
something
cannibalistic reply that they "lived on
I u • B u d d h is t N u n n e r y .
Greatest Weeily in the Country,
biting habit, probably because the
to take him along with him in his trips steadily aud w ithout unpleasant com
degrading, a trickery, a weakness or u
Sir Charles Gordon's "Recollections pettiness in some person or object which ono another. ’’
Americans, as a whole, are an exceed
to
theennyon. Mrs Hittel, she objected plications. The operation was perform
The stranger sat on a box outside one
ingly nervous people. A man who ac- j of Thirty-nine Years In tho A rm y” we respect, us when the infirmities of
at
first, but when she seen the boy liked ed, and in a little more than a year and
of the stores beside oue of the citizens
complislies his determination to knock contains this anecdote: “ In I860, at human nature disclose themselves iu a
to
go
and her father was dead sot on a half the patient danced all night and
and soon fouud himself listening to a
«Including postage) to any p a rt of tha U n ited
off biting his finger nails may, by in Tien tsin, tne two Gordons, when seek person of importance or when some
bavin
him with him she didn’t make no experienced no incouvenienco whatever
fUatna, C anada and M exico.
monologue offered for his entertain- !
cessant manicuring, get them to look ' ing for hospital sites, came across a trivial affair occurs in a solemn cere
more
objections
Tho boy used to say on nccount of having only one toe on
T H E W B E K b T C IIR O N 1 C U B . the brightest
fairly well w ithin a year or so, hut fin- ! Buddhist nunnery. Despite the warn mony to drag us down or when the ment. It would have been a dialogue be that while thpy was iu the canyon Nug each fo o t She ridea a wheel, plays ten
and moat complete W eekly N ew apaper In tha
tween them, but the entertainer would
nis and enjoys every sport that girls of
w orld, p rin ts re g u la rly 112 Columns, or alxteea
ger nail biting, if long persisted in, j ings of oue of tho inmates, who appear wrong side of somo great thing or some
not have it that way. An old man, with gets spent most o’ his time huntin for her ago are fond of. The cause of the
pn<ea. of News, L ite ra tu r e and General In fo r
ed iu hoy’s clothes, they entered the great man is exposed.
ruins
tho
shape
of
the
ends
of
the
fin
something ho couldn’t find.
m atio n ; also a m agnificen t A g ric u ltu ra l and
grizzled
beard
and
weather
beaten
face,
gers, nnd the nails cun never be brought i building aud found that the inmates all , “ Tho occasion of the laughter is the
H o rtic u ltu ra l D e p artm en t. T h ia Is ona of tha
“ One eveuin in tho summer time, trouble was origin ally chilblains, which
to look as w ell as thoso of the persons ' wore male clothing. Tho Buddhist degradation of a dignified person or in- was he. The stranger noticed, with 'bout ten years ago—I was here then was neglected u n til it produced con
greatest dep artm ents In a n y paper on thia
Onast.
F v a ry th ln g w ritte n la based on ex
who permit their nnils to grow ns they j women were greatly shockod at the in I terest under circumstances that do not some surprise, that, although stained myself—Nuggets nnd the boy kern into traction of the lunacies with tho most
perience In the Coast Htates, not on E a s te rn
intense pain, w hich was at times so
| excite a stronger emotion. In all thco- and rusty, his long frock coat and tho |
were
intended to grow .— Washington i trusion.
m en's knowledge o f th a lr own localities.
" 'Our regret, ’ says Sir Charles, ‘was , ries of laughter the more or less impor trousers stuck iuto his boots were of town and gave it a surprise that it ain ’t severe that she could not enjoy the
8 tur.
got
over
sence.
You
cun
believe
it
or
good
broadcloth.
A
very
conspicuous
real.
Explanations
were
exchanged.
We
!
SAMPLE COPY SENT FREE.
necessary amount of sleep. Surgeons are
tant fact is marked * * * that the fcel-
T o o M u c h F o r IV a ts o n .
were informed that the community I in« of tho ludicrous arises when some- watch chain, a huge diamond piu iu a not as yon want to, hut he’d got hack of the opinion that a great deal of need
his
mind
ull
right
aud
talked
as
sensibly
settiug
of
tobacco
stained
shirt
front
Only once did Watson, when a captain, w ithin ndopted male costume ns an in i thing which we respocted before is pre
as I'm talkin now. Don’t believe he less suffering is endured which might
and the entire absence of
never fail to punish u man for intoxica dication that they uot only renounced sented in a mean “ ‘ "
light, for we have no np a somewhat’incongruous aporarau™6 ®Ver ?'a8 crazy “ Tself—just think he’d bo relieved by extrem ely simple opera
tion. This was in the summer of 1893 the world, bnt w ith it tho emblems of j disposition to laugh
igh when something
“ Yes, you’re right, ’’ began the enter- got his mind set on oue (king and tions on the feet.— N ew York Ledger.
at Boston, when the Han Francisco their sex. Wo were ‘received’ by the that we alreudy regarded
as sneh is de tainer, starting the monologue w ith : couldn’t get it off.
i took tho Massachusetts nnval m ilitia on iaily superior, tea and cakes offered to
D o d g in g a Shot.
picted aa tricky aud vilo. "— Popular considerable eeergy, “ this town ain't
“ But ho was party near crazy with
its first practice cruise. Among the and partaken of by us. Wo were then Hcience.
When D ewey was first lieutenant of
happiness.
He’d
an
old
rusty
knife
in
worth
a
whoop
in
hell
today,
but
you
!
regular crew wns old Alexander Parker, permittee! to visit the ‘private chapel,’
ono of the gunboats which Farragut
ougliter seen itouct. Aiu'taforty-niucr his hand, and he kept sayiu to us all
sailmuker's mate, who was never known aud finally we parted from the re
■ s r e o a r t 's B eaeonsfleld A n e c d o te .
the time, ‘ 'Twarn’t uo dream after nil, used as a dispatch boat the admiral
myself,
aud
you
got
to
make
a
g<«xl
deal
to reuiaiii sober when there was liquor ligieuses ou tho best of terms. ’’
Sir W illiam Harconrt has one quite
twarn’t no dream. ’ Seems when they usod often to come aboard and steam np
to bo had. When the naval militiam en
unique memory of the support be gave of allowance for what some o’ these old
was in the canyon the boy got to playin near the levee to reconuniter. The
has
bcens
tell
you,
hut
they
all
<lo
say
C orrected l a Ith /m o-
came ou board a w itty boatswain's
in old days to the public worship regu
southerners had a way of rus’iing a field-
mate, w hile no officer was near, sang
Thackeray was tuneh pestered by the lation act. That was an invitation it was a hummer before they stopped around and crawled under a big tree piece to the top of the high Dank, firing
that
'ad
boon
blown
down
and
fouud
bydruulcekiu.
out iu an authoritative tone:
autograph hunter, says Hodder iu hit w hich lie received to visit Lord Bea
“ You onghtcr get old Nuggets to tell the knife stickiu in it underneath point blank at the gunboat aud then
•’All you men having whisky on . "Kecolleetioua. ” Ho disliked above all consfield at Hughcnden Manor.
backing down again. Upon ono such oc
board lay below and turn it iu to the things to w rite in an autograph album,
Taking bis guest— the member of a you somethin about i t Ain’t you met Gourne you know what that meant
Well Nuggets is all right now. So casion Farragnt saw Dewey dudgo a
sailniaker's mute fo r safe keeping.”
aud often refused those who asked him fam ily representing the ownership of Nuggets yet? Well, you should, for he’*
T h e ( H r e d M d ISnlldlM T «
Many amateur sailors took the bait, to do so and soinotiinea rather brusquely broad acres— ronnd his minute demesne, about the only sight we got iu to w n - was his claim. He sold it for a purty shot.
T H « C H R O N I d « 2 rank» w ith the »r«ate»t
" W h y don’t you stand firm, lieuten
big mining men
und
in n few minutes old Aleck, sit
Ou ouo occusiou the owner of an al Lord Beaconsfield said, "Excuse the only thing the town brags about aud S'™ S“m, “ C0UPle
•wwopaparw In the U n ited State«.
"
ints out to strangers. Nuggets
was '*5,wn below- See those smokestacks in ant?" said he. “ Don’t yon know yon
TUK CTfftONICLAC has no equal on the PaclAo ting down below decks iu his sailroom, bum, a young lady, was fortunate. vanity of a landed proprietor!" The " p .....................................
Caaal I t load» a ll In a b ility , enterprise and
was surprised to have a vast collection Thackeray took her book to his room in youug politician accompanied his host here—or som’ers about here—before the trees over in the canyon? Well can’t jum p quick enough?"
•»"«a.
A day or so after the admiral dodged
of
flasks passed to him. He received all order to l«xik it over. W ritteu ou a page ou Sunday to the village church, nnd they ever did any hydrauleekin—when • h » J t 8t.amp ,uiU on the 8P°i
T H K C l i n O N K I x K R Telexrap h lc Reports ara
• shot. The lieutenant smiled and held
where
that
knife
was
found.
everything
was
placer
aud
sluice
niinin.
these us gifts with many thanks. He he found these lines:
Ifcr latest and meet reliable, lie I «oral News the
on the way thither was warned that
“ Bob H ittd runs this store w e’re his tongue, bnt the admiral had a guilty
was found a day after sound asleep in
rullwt and spiciest, and Its E d ito rial» fro m th«
Moat Blaoo la tha monarch of mountain«- tome hints of the high church move He 11 tell you his story He’ll tell it
•M e a t pens in the aountry.
They crowned him long ago,
his HHilronm, literally covered with
“St 1 ve ,leard 11 often a-sittin in front of, and Bob’s w ife owns conscience. He cleared his throat nnca
ment
hud
penetrated
even
that
sylvan
T H E C H R o N K ’b K he« alw ay s been, and a l
But who thuy got to put It on
empty bottles of every size nnd shape.
solitude. “ My friend, the vicar,” said that I know it myself. He like, to hear h<row u house. Nuggets has a mort- or twice, shifted h isattitn d e und finally
w ays w ill be, the frlen'L m d champion of the
Nobody aeeuu to know
him self talk.
pige on about everything Jake Open- declared:
He wus finally takou Iwfore the captain,
l«*<pls. •» a<alnst con W at Ions, cliques, cor-
the lord of the manor, " w ill tako what
A i . b c r t R m it r
“ Why, sir, yon can’t help it, sir. It't
“ H« was one o' tho first to come ! heimer s got left, and the b oy-^ h e
IwMwtions. or opprseelons w. eny kind. I t w ill be
to whom was told the circumstances.
Under these lines Mr Thackeray I call a collection aud he calls an offer-
Independent In every (til ng. n eu tral In notblns.
"Parker,” said ho sternly, "1 have uo wrote:
you k n o w -h e ’a down below human nature, and there's an end to
toiy, and afterward what I call a plate acrost the plains— leastways that’s what gran
it. ”
words w ith which to discuss your caso.
A BVMBIJC HUQOEBTION,
aud ho calls an alm s dish w ill bo placed he says—au.l when he got here he just iu business for himself.
■acherally staid. He kern around by the
s abo,lt th® stor7 old Nuggets *
I khow (lint Albert wrote in hurry—
00 YOU WANT THE CHRONICLE Go forward. "— New York Times.
on
w
hat
I
call
a
table
and
he
calls
an
Davit« l a Petticoat«.
I o ««ritk-ise I sennw presume.
Old emigrant trail hs/
i
» tell you when v™
back b- o Lake
altar.” — Loudon Now*.
Tahoo o’ ic s J ™ r ? en yon mect him- so “ «
The Russians are reported to bavs
Bat yet methinks that l.liidlcy Murray
______
and
iuto
Hangtowu.
O It s trno I know myself fora fact, and
Aakr<l K«>p A Shirt and Got a W ife.
Instead of “ wlio lutd written “ whom.*1
Ladismsred.
|
Hangtowu you know, that's what I reckon raehbe. somo o’ i t ’s— well yon «aid wheu they first saw the highland
W M T h a c k « iia x
During tlie civil war there was a cer
Counsel for the Defense— Gentlemen
called Placerville in them days— know, Nuggets is a Missourian ¿ id a regiments, " W e thought we had come
tain young lady in Georgetown who
to fight w ith men, but find devils in
«
*
as AS A
1« a
>« .
W h a t I t e l j M sedod.
was
a
great vxiiszwx
place A
then.
Meals was «3 purty good liar himself. ’•
found it iu her power to do a great deal
•k a w la f the U tl i i Slates, Dominion
I appeal to you to return this unfortu
petticoats."
and
so
w m beds ; whisky was four hi.i ! anHht 8man8er arose’ 8tr«’tched himself,
Shortly
before
his
death,
which
oc
for tlie Confederate soldiers confined
uate to his little home, where a tender,
• f Canada a « I Nart'ier.v
xlo i
and
two
hits
a
drink,
accordin
as
how
»nd,
striding
up
the
street,
encountered
curred
iu
IStlB,
Massimo
d
’Azeglio,
o bf t >N h: H I D E ,
in prison at Wasbingtou. Young, beau
loving w ife aw aits him, where bis lit
" T h ere is so much trouble
you wan ted it, and flour was <10 for a the one legged druggist standing in ihe
tiful, cultured, popular, of a wealthy staUisniHU, orator, poet, tho painter ol tle children call him father—
co m in g into the world,
doorway of his store.
S
and prominent family, she waa fre ’’Orlando Furiotto, ” but, above all, the
Judge (interrupting)— I w ill call the email sack. Course, you know, most all
•aid Lord Bolingbroke,
O N
T U R
O T X R It H IH R .
"Great story I just heard, ’
quently allowed ndiuissiou to the pris trusty friend and valued counselor of learned counsel's attention to tho fact supplies kem around the Horn to Frisco
" a n d so much more ia
said the
as
aw a n S « .e l « h e S l a a .< « «
— is
. . unmarried.
b"“10*! up to Sacrameuto and team- «ranger.
Victor
Emmanuel,
was
talking
to
a
g oin g out of it,
on,
whither
she
always
t<x>k
her
maid
that
the
accused
> « 'b r x n t r l . f < r O u . t e a r .
that it is hardly
;;Been
talking
to
the
old
pioDeer’"
undismayed,
continuing)—
,0
thc
niiue*
from
'here.
Frenchman,
who
cougratulutod
him
»« » r . p a ls a n a a p s t i « r * f w ,
Counsel (
w ith n w elt stock««! basket of good
worth while to
"Pioneer? Why he’s
usiuvss uiM gixxl iu California in
things for the p«Mir boys behind the bar*. upon tho unification of Italy
So much tbo » «MM*
more unfortunate i_
is AVI.
this
«UMUtr.ai
not
a
forty-
«•
be here *t all.’’
" Y ea,” was the reply, " w e have poor man. who has no little home, them days. Most overy oue had mouey ! inner. ”
One day ns she was passing through a
M. H . d a Y o r r w r » ,
I f a m»n and a
aud
it
wasn
t
no
trick
to
get
i
t
T
h
?
p h ilo s o p h e r
l’ reprlotor S F, Chronlel»,
■*wt bnt1h0'8 “ forty ®'Rliter. »
group of men iu the common prison she made a new Italy; uow wa must en where no tender, loving w ife awaits
got i t The
com
es to _ ibis
HAN > KANCiax». CAI.
w
deavor to make new Italians "
stopped and said to them:
him, where no littlo children tail him cricks and river bottoms was
full o’
•«1 • . 18 le* a,,yi>ow?”
c o n c lu s io n ,
fold, aud
any
oue
could
tuko
" If there is anything you would liko
father I— Fliegende Blatter.
.
r
------ ----' a shovel. Ham A .'T a a ffo -“1-'8 NOgge,a '“ W ib
what m ust be the
pnk and rocker and wash out as much
Fro.tdlns •r° r »“ Kmnrfnarr.
to have that I can bring yon, w on’t yon
natural conclusion
1 in Argonaut.
as
be
liked,
bourse
that
sort
o’
thing
o f the thousands
T
lie
O
sod
Old
JokM
.
"W
hat
w
ill
you
have?"
inquired
the
let me know? I sliall be very glad."
C T M . I 5 H . R E L IA B L E i
o f s u ffe r in g
•poilt
tho
Argonauts,
as
they
call
’enT
Wasted.
waiter as Mr. Heyroob scanned the
(hie
man
stepped
forward
promptly.
Grier—
By
the
way,
did
I
ever
tell
A R T IS T IC -w .
w om en who undergo
A lad in one of the
or a good many of ’em anyhow—would
French bill of fare.
Bowiug most courteously, he said:
you
that
story
about
the
end
man
aud
untold torture in bring
R tceaim tnJtS by L o s in g
•spoilt most any one.
“ W aal," ho answered, placing hit the sm all boy?
ürtiam abtr»
«•
" If you w ill lie so kind, I should like
in g their babes into the world ?
Tb«y Always P |faA( ^ k
"Kinder seemed to them
finger over ail item, "ye kin bring me
very much to have a clean shirt. "
P
hilosop
hy
o
f
th
is kind is based npoa
Frier— No, bnt several hundred other
that the
supply would last forever and they
gross ignorance. The fact is, that there is
He was a young lieutenant from some o' th at But don't goaw ny, 'cause people have told it to me.
no n ecessity for the severe pangs under
Eouisinun, one of the handsomest aud if it tastes like it looks in print I ’ll
Grier— Nonsense I Nobody ever heard didn’t worry much and w m u t particu- X m u t T what misd’~ o " , : ' b h: s gone by the average wom an. If a woman
ler about savin It. They was aliabout
most elegant men 1 ever met, und wheu have to try somethin else." — Detroit it before yesterilny.
is strong and h ea lth y in a wom anly way,
f t BAZAR.
alike, mid after a fellow ln»d worked
that young lady looked up into bis Free Press.
m otherhood m eans to her bnt little suffer
Frier— Thin it isn 't worth bearing.
ing.
The trouble lie s in the fact th»t the
S « lty . n rd|
“WhUe ai“1 clea"«l up a
brown eves she found it in her heart to
— Boston Transcript.
Mena.
m ajority o f w om en suffer from weakness
little pilo bo d get to tilinkin he needed
give him much more than a clean shirt,
and disease o f the d istin ctly fem inine or
“ Waa that man ever a farmer?" in
for she married him ns soon us tho wur quired Mrs. Corutoaael.
ganism and are unfitted for motherhood
The average attendance nt places of relaxation, aud down he'd go to Frisco
NONE BETTER AT A M PRICE
aud
blow
in
his
pile.
Thi
This can alw ays be rem edied. Dr. P ierce’«
wns
over.—
Philadelphia
T
im
es
HT 1 )> •• • p a tte rn « « r « «A|«| | n h « « , | r
“ N o," auswered her husband ▼ery worship in England and Wales is com
Favorite Prescription is a sure, sp eedy and
"Then
he’d
strike
the
« v e ry c it y an d to w n in ih « V a li» ,! M ia tta
trail
puted
to
be
between
10,000,000
and
11,-
Tor
the
positively
I f y a a r d t a le r 4o «a n o t Reap th e m e m d
perm anent cure for all disorders of this
goldfields for another stack
Cora Bread.
description. It acts directly on the deltrsTF-
a ï î e ’ ,M “ •
ILtmJ
"But he's alw ays talkin about the 000,000 persona There is a place of chips.
j A u d raaa y e u r n a a ra a t p a in t
yon •nd
im portant organs concerned, m aking
There is no more wholesome, palata «b light« of liviu iu tbu country ”
worship for every 600 individuals, tak
THE (McCALL COMPANY,
“ Course every ono had
them healthy, strong, vigorous, virile and
ing the country all through, and a stat
ble aud strengthening article of food in
a partner iu
"Tiiat
s
what
shows
ho
uovar
w
as
a
elastic. It ban ish es the in d isp osition s o f
lis i« IIIW
I4 lk Sirot. 8«a Ysrt
td minister for every 70Q. About 80,000 them day., and this here N n ggeïs'h ^ My?.,
the win.Io catalogue than corn bread. It farmer. ” — Waahiugtou Star.
uu Wha« did your mother 1 j
o f ex p ecta n cy and m akes b ab y’s
b r a n i -• ornrir» :
one by the name o Wilkins. Guo day
Is truly the duff of life of the rural la
rermous are preached every Sunday.
iGq Fifth Av»., Vhlcatn, »n<|
advent easy and alm ost painless. It quick
they
kem
into
this
; l e j i Markel flt., San I rand»»«. :
«ns and vita lises tlie fem inine organs, and
town with a imi/i», «
boring classes iu the south from year’s
tiiat was
insures a healthy and robust baby. Thou-
W snvac—stviaaL T B t s t w o b t h v rsaroa« I n
hat
w»i a . corker.
.
Was as big as your
beginning to year’s end. Among the Inis
I o a W e t kcaaow.
s i « i <> to nisiisceVur t>osiit, s» In tlielro a n
sarif.s o f wom en have testified to ita mar
h
a
t-r
,x
l
eiunatar.
with
chunks
of
pure
brawniest, toughest men in the country atol nearby counties. It Is mainly office work
velou s m erits. H on est druiw ists do not
I
P
the editor said, "that you «Ol.l stickiu out of it all srouud
at home, eslsry strsieht 1st» a
are the hands who work on the turpen'. «oiiductid
•ubstitutea, and urye them upon yon
y.-sr sn«l vxp rtisrs-d rlliiiu . bonalWo, no more have rhymed again' w ith ’raiu ' ’*
raotfs °w«*
"The jeweler offered etu < i.aUV fot Meekly. •w mat mother. — Fears
ss ju st as (food.”
tine farms iu Georgia. Their regular uo less rnlary. Mottlhly | 7 \ kvteretoe. Ko-
\ Sasir, ’’ tho office poet usaeutod.
it. but they wouldu , se,l it
elose
sell
addressed
sisitnied
envelope.
Her
tert
I
suffered fourteen ▼ears.'* writes Mr*.
rations consist of one |>erk of eoninieol, k. He»«. Prast,, ltepl. M. e hi< »«o.
"W ell, it doesn't g a It may Ite all gets said there was more o ’ „ where n
„
B i * C le w .
W’ ry J Stewart, of Box «6. Saratoga. Santa
five putiutla of bacon and a piut of mu-
Clara
Co.,
Cal., with female weakness, nervous
right iu the weather report, but yon ara keni fnini, but no oue believed him
[ Brlghtccl M agailn» Publlahrd
saw t ^ “ k~ Y0n
debility. I tried everythlnr to
lass«« per w e« k. These article« consti
7 ^ never ness and ... general Pierce's
[ Contain» n t a u t iiu l Cnioretl Flat»«
hired
asapoet.
"
—Cim-iiiuati
Enquirer.
Favorite Prescription
,a‘ raan b^ . «nd
flo o d l-ro g re s e .
tboc* bt that Nuggets
lllu ttra te » La t o t ra u e r n » , Faah
tute pretty nearly if uot qnite their
•aa
(«olden
Medical
Discovery ' cured me.
and Wilkins had found a small l <k..t
In»«. F an cy W o rk .
IIow
are
yon
getting
along
w
ith
whole bill of fare during the lim e they
The nam es, addresses and n h otograp h sof
Sm oke a« Thoy Wash.
months
A f t a t a * a n * « < | fo r i h n m a » a r ln a In t v r t y
like mighty well
and that was
there w a, to ,t ,,u‘.
| l«<«lM»
Raaittitul p-fiRim at («r a Imla
are in thc woods cutting or chipping your housekeeping?" asked the young
Cigarette smoking ia a eoinmon prac « n e o ttara pocket, are good v u o j“h • here is about hi... „ ta know what hundreds o f w om en cured by Dr. Pierce’s
I wa>b
W rl*» far i«rm« and ouhai i * «
are printed by perm ission in
boxes or dipping tnrpeutine, yet they w ife's mother.
I
«"I« 4 0 c . e«i »«•«.
tice among tbo colored waaberwomen of for a pore man any bow
at such a txiuclusion? msk# T»« »"ivo * . P eople's Com mon S en se M edical
*
mt.hiding a p It F C I altern
"Oh, splendidly I" she answered. “ I N ew Grit-ana They lean over tlie tub
are always w ell conditioned, hard of
Adviser. ’’ It's free. For a paper covered
X
"
I”
-
’
-
1
-
“
»
’J
h
a
t
night
there
w
.a
lwfnI
!*M’— THE McCALL CO..
muscle and iu goo«l sp irits.—Havaunah have almost got ao I cau do things aud make a quaiut picture as the smoke
rcp y send at one-ccnt stamp« to
I la ■«* W . i 4 lb SI . N ew V urk
and two days
to suit the hired glrL
Washington rolls from their lipa. —Nebraska State , windstorm,
* French cloth b in d in g V stamp*-
(G a.) New*.
N u g R e te ^ r a ^ d ^ m Ä tÄ r *
" h ew e ^ î £
aaaa aaaaaaaaa*
Addre», Dr r v Pierce. Bnffsto N Y.
ni »TYW I
V » » v»
Star.
Journal
v>wBro ry w? m*n n««da airreat m edical book.
Unusual Experience Granted Le Roy Bowen-Given to
Die by Four Doctors Because of a Serious Compli
cation of Diseases-Bow Be Saved Himself.
*
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