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................W illiam P. Lord.
Governor..................
Kecretnry o f S 'a t e ............ II. R. K incaid.
R B O U LA R
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.............Philip Metchen
s„ nt Public In s tru c tio n .. ..G . M. Irw in.
¡ ¡ J , P rin ter.......................... W. H. Ueds
Attorney G e n e ra l............C. M. Idlem an.
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F . A. Moore
Supreme Court j . .. .
STANDARD OF EXCELLENCE.
A MouBt*ln«»r W h s H igh ly A p preciated
R eally Gaud Cooking.
A b a
S T A G E L.INHS.
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leav es Florence Mondays, Wednes
days i>nd Fridays.
Arrives at Florence Tuesdays Thurs
Florence ail Bead of Tide.
Judge Second D istric t. J . W . H am ilton
prosecuting A tto r n e y .. .G eo. M. Drown
days and Saturdays.
Connects with Steamer and Scotts-
! burg Stage Line for Drain. Also with
Stage Line for Coos Day. Charges
reasonable.
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E. B an gs,
Proprietor.
How is this?
Perhaps sleepless nights
caused it, or grief, or sick
ness, or perhaps it was care.
No matter what the cause,
you cannot wish to look old
at thirty.
Gray hair is starved hair.
The hair bulbs have been
deprived of proper food or
proper nerve force.
S
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Stnge leaves Eugene Mondays,
( .............. W. T. Dailey
Cqinniissioneri |
.. II. D . Edw ards
Wednesdays and Fridays at (» a.
..........E . U . Lee!
Clerk. . . .
Sleeping Cars in., arriving at Florence the day
W
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ithers
Slierill'. ..
following at 10 a. in.
E leg an t
A. 8 . Patterson
rreasurer
Returning-stage leaves Flor
D ining Cars
. D. P. Burton
Assessor
ence
on Mondays, Wednesdays
Icliool S u p erin ten d en t. . .W . M. Miller T o u ris t
Sleeping
Iceping Cars and Fridays at 2 p. m., arriving
............................................... C. M. Collier
in Eugene the following day at
ST . PAUL
Joroner............................W. P. Cheshire
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DULUTH
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WINNIPEG
HELENA »ad
W . II. W eatherson
‘resident
BUTTE
O. W . H urd
W in. Kyle
I,. Christensen
M. Morris CHICACO
Single fare _ - _ - $5.00
Round trip - - -
- S9.00
Tickets for sale at E. Bangs’
livery barn, Eugene, and at O. W.
Hurd’s office in Florence.
THROUGH TICKETS
¡oard of True tees
border........................... J o h n II . Morris
reasurer ................................J . A. Pond
___ G . C. Cum pton
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Mrs. Hcrvey writes on Oct. 25, 1G9.,
to her husband, that his "four sisters
have been bear this afternoon, and as
they never coma unattended, brought
with then. Mr. G a -, Mr. D o w n - and
Mr Bo— Dart of them staid and play
ed at wl.ish (Sic) tel tbia moment,
which is past 11 a’cloek.”
Twenty years later (March 18, lnln)
Lord Hervey, as his title was then,
writes to the Rev. Mr. Thomas 1-oulkes,
the tutor of Mad Tom Hcrvey, at Ox
ford, about that sen’s gambling pro
pensities. He is to follow the example
S h is "good grandfather Hervey who
pray tell Tom, never played nt any
game bnt whist, and at that only iu
Christinas time for sixpence «
Lady Bristol was at Bath In April,
1723. and was then in tho center of the
world of whist. "Poor Bishop Nevell,
gbe writes, "can scarco be reckoned
among the living, being «>“ my oppin-
iou) wors than dead. T hey say ho si t
at Lindsey’s with one to hold his card,
and another to give him snuff. Palscy
and gout have brought him to this m.ss-
?” blocondition.” On May
fully informs her husl>and that the di
version of tho evening is the t appet
-how. “ Betty i" g™>0 w’“» u ‘ ,v
riugton. The whiskers haTO promi^d
” “g snme diversion after-t,s over.’ -
Notes and Queries.________
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The sacecity of tho fox is most won-
a 5 d n is7 related that ho is tor-
derfr il bv fleas and when the inflic-
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Tables furnished with all the
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ol, 10 o’clock a. m . P reach in g 11
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x:k a. m. and 7 p. in. S acram en t of
Lord’s su p p er on 1st S abbath of
lary, A pril, J u ly an d October.
—
rybody is welcome to all th e services,
or requests C h ris tia n s to make Tw entv-three
nselves know n.
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h» ot ,n,
NO. 27.
FLORENCE, OREGON, FRIDAY, Nov. 4, 189».
GENERAL directory
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hCT 'w h i e Z ^ l y fox regains the
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to the nerves, supplies miss
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bulbs.
Used according to direc
tions, gray hair begins to
show color in a few days.
Soon it has all the softness
and richness of youth and
the color of early life returns.
Would you like our book
on the Hair? We wiil gladly
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rule the monntaiueer of Kcn-
tncky is not a gastronomic connoisseur,
and tho visitor at his table is quite as
likolv to hoar dried apples referred to
as •‘fruit” us he Is to find any oth.r
kiudof frnitou tho table. Occasionally,
however, one of them is sufficiently for
tunate to get away from his fastnesses,
• ud living temporarily down in the
blue grass has an opportunity to acquire
some virtues not otherwise obtainable.
It was such a one 1 caught up with one
morning In June along tho ridge of tho
Cumberland^
“ I’m looking for a place,” I said
I after a few preliminaries, “ where I can
itop for a week or so while 1 look up
nm e timber I have in this neighbor
hood. Do you know of auy?"
“ There ain't much uv that sort
eround here," he replied, "exceptin
you go to Mount Pleasant, an I reckon
' that’s too fer. But hoi’ on,” he broko
■ in with n sudden thought, “ thar’s the
Widder Tackett She axed me yistidy
to see some uv you folks ut the mill and
tell ’em she had a place to sleep and eat
two er three men ef they wnzn’t too
' per tickler. "
“ Is it a pretty good place?” I in
quired thoughtlessly.
Tho youug man's face flushed.
“ Well, I reckon," ho said with some
1 emphasis. "She’s goin to be my moth
er-in-law come next September."
“ Oh, I beg your pardon," 1 hastened
to oxplnin. "I only asked to know if
she had good eating. Some of that we
get in private houses even in the cities,
you know, is not the best in the world. ”
"Cities be denied, ” he said with a
fine feeling. “ Yer ain't never tried tho
I Widder Tackett’s pie yet, mister, un
yer want to keep still till yer do.
Ain’t nothin like it nowhere, no matter
what kind nv a pie she sets afore yer.
It's all ue plnsibus unnm, an no mis
take. Why, I'm tcllin you that 1 sot
down to one uv her pies last week, dern
cf I recomembcr what kind it wuz, ef
I I ever knowed, an 1 wuz eatin right
into it like a hot shovel goin into a
snow pile, an Bill Rogers aerost the
tablo fruni me culled me a liar, an 1
never said a doru word to him tell I
had plnm e’t my pie and got my teeth
picked. Dern my buttons of I did, colo-
l n el.”
I did uot liko to inquire further into
tho mystery of wbat happened to Mr.
Rogers after the last tast« of the pie
was snfely housed by my informant, but
1 > I mado n fair guess and went on to seo
4 ‘
tho Widow Tackett concerning board
and lodging for one man for one week.
— Washington Star.
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Dry Goods
F ancy Goods
F u rn ish in g Goods
C lothing
S h o es
WE DEFY COMPETITION
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RESPECTFULLY
ILLY
J. V. K A U F F M M A A N .
I
I
A JOKE ON THE TEAMSTER.
When Alolbiades was told that his | B a R o a g h ly O r d e r e d G e n e r a l S h e r n s a * » •
countrymen hod passed sentence of
B r a s h U te M a le« .
death upon him for being at tho head of , A good story is told of one of General
a conspiracy to overthrow the religious Sherman’s Missouri teamsters. Ho had
and political constitution of Athens, he just joined the servloe, a raw recruit,
said, "I w ill show them I still liv e .” and was assigned the task of driving •
He obtnined from Sparta assurance o l , six mnle team. When the army halted
personal safety and went hither. He de for the first night, he was wearily un
lighted and charmed the Spartans, as he harnessing his team.
had the Athenians in his oarlier years | "Hello there,” said the wag of the
U /r .fo U 3 l
He adopted their on »toms and dress and company iu passing. “ What do yon
If you do not obtain all the
was the strictest Spartan of them all. mean by taking care of those mules
benefits you expected from
He wore his hair short, bathed in the yourself? Why don’t fou have the
the Vigor, write the doctor
icy waters ol the Enrotes and ate their hostler do it?”
about it. He may be able to
black broth and barley bread. They be- | ” Why, I thought every man had to
suggest something of value
lleved that be had been misrepresented. 1 take care of his own team,” said the
to you. Address, Dr. J. C.
Iu truth, as Plutarch said, "he changed bewildered teamster.
Ayer Co., Lowell, Mass.
color more quickly than a chameleon. ' ' I “ You bet he doesn’t. Wo’ve got •
In Spaita be was grave, temperate and hostler for that. There’s his tent right
fond of physical exercise; in Ionia he over there. He’s a lnzy, contrary old
was easy going, luxurious and mei-ry, toss, aud he may not want to do it, bnt
INSECURITY.
/
in Thrace he was drunken, in Tbessi.!y yon swear at him aud he’ll move off at
-
«
he was devoted to horsemanship, and iu double quick."
,
F te r7 prep on which I lam ,
the court of the Persian satraps he tur-
Every earthly prop. 1 mean.
The Missourian strode over to the
Of whose power I chance to bourft.
passed Tissaphernes himself in maguifi- 1 tent indicated, which happened to he
Fails me when 1 need it moat.
oenoe. As Sparta was to be the prize of General Sherman’s headquarters.
STORY OF A HAT.
tho Athenian victory he allowed the
Lover, brother, Mister, friend.
“ Here, you son o f gun,” he roared
On whoso nearneaa 1 depend,
people their danger, advlaiug them to fiercely, “ get out o f here and braeh
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a
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of
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T
rip
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Those whoso very presence gives
begin
active
operations
against
that
A r o u n d n T a b lo .
those mules ”
Strength by which my spirit iive«b
city. No better ndvice oould have been
Needless to ray. the teamster spent
A number of literary men were at one given them, aud they profited by it.
Fall awny by some mischance.
the evening iu the guardhouse.
time gathered in a well known chop-
Death or other clreumatanco.
A pious old Indiana farmer was as
And 1 find myself indeed
J house in New York. The conversation
M a n illa I le m p .
Leaning on a broken reed.
signed to tho duty of teaming, probably
was of course brilliant, aud the repartee
Every engineer knows wbat manilla by mistake. Tho roads were muddy,
sparkled with mirth aud wit. During a
When these earthly fetters part.
All theso clasps around my heart
lull in the talk the door slowly opened, hemp is, bnt few are awaro th a t’ it is and the rest of tho teamsters were lit
Fall away, and I am left
and un old southern darky, grizzled the product of a spcoics of Lanana erally bombarding their charges with
which is cultivated iu certain localities oaths. It was against the old man's
Of life’s sweetest Joys bereft.
with ago, poked his heud in and then
in the Philippine islands. The plant,
To what depths of woe I drop,
slowly drew his body in after him. A oalled by the natives "abaca, " throws principles to swear, and he hold hla
Seeking vainly for some prop
peace, albeit in impotent rage. At lost
waiter started to eject him, when one
up a cluster of sheating leaf stalks to a oue of the hind males balked and re
All suffleient to sustain
of
tho
gentlemen
cried:
Ono in loneliness and pain.
"W ait a moment. Let's ace what the height of 20 or 80 feet, which spread fused to advance a step. The old man
out at the top into a crown of huge un used every endeavor to urge the beast
Like a drowning man I reach
old
boy wants."
divided leaves. When it is 8 years old, along, but to no purpose. At lust he
Upward and for aid beseech.
The
darky
bobbed
up
to
the
table
“ Eelp me, Lord!" I cry and stand
whero this gentleman Bat und held out it is out down and the stalks are torn roared in a loud and solemn voice:
Well support ed by his hand.
his hat. Throwing a wink to his neigh into strips. These strips, while still “ Oh, Lord, you know where thia mule
Through the desert, through tho tidn,
bors, the gentleinnn took the hat and, fresh, are drawn between a kuifo and a ought to be as well as anybody. This
He has promised to abide
making a show of placing something wooden block, and the soft oellnloso whole army knows where ho ought to
Ever near; where'er I be.
matter is removed. The fiber is then bo this minute. He knows where he
Whispers gently, "Lean on mo."
into it, passed it on / o the next man,
hang up to dry in the open air until it ought to be. I know where he ought to
who
did
likewise.
The
hat
mode
n
tour
Earthly tics, how Insecure!
is fit for uso. Each stalk gives about a be, oh. Lord, aud if he doesn't move in
of
the
room,
to
tho
puzzled
wonder
of
Heavenly tit’s alone enduro,
And my idols nil were slain
the darky. The last to receive It sol pound of fiber, and two natives w ill a minute I intend to say so, by gam. ”
That 1 might this knowledge gain.
emnly handed it hack with a polite turn out about 25 pounds a day. The —Chicago Inter-Oceun.
• —New York Ledger.
inside fiber, which is thin and weak, is
bow, saying;
"There, sir, don’tyon think yon have need by tho natives for making articles GLADSTONE AS A CHEMIST.
of dress. The familiar nisnilla rope is
THEY GAVE THE BALLS.
something to he thiinkfnl for?"
made from the fiber of the outer layer, A e I e o M s e * l a t h e O ra n d O ld Baa*» Ca-
The
old
darky
looked
solemnly
around
U n d th e P e o p l« D an ced t o Tny th e D ebt»
which is bard and strong. The whole
r a a r Iu th a C oiaaaoa».
the
compuny
and,
mechanically
taking
o f L ouis X IV .
supply of manilla hemp practically
If Mr. Gladstone seldom indulged in
In 1712 Louis XIV favored thoOpera. the Cat, he said;
comes from the Philippines, and the sarcasm, it wus not because xhd lacked
"G en’men, l ’ze indeed glad dat I got
then established in the first sails of tho
United States consumes 41 per cent of it. the gift—for he possessed it in a high
eben
do
bat
back!”
Palais Royal (there have been two)
degree— bnt hecanse he forbore to use
The
reply
was
so
thoroughly
enjoyed
with a special mansion for the better
P î e î u r s —ia a D e sc r ip tio n o i A r lsn n a .
i t To hurt on opponent's feelings gave
accommodation of its administration, by the company that the darky left the
We live in a land of high mountains,
archives and rehearsals. This hotel is place a much licber man than when he high collars and high taxes, low val him pain and when he did it uninten
tionally be would' sometimes cross the
situate# iu the Ruo Nicaise. The build bad entered It.—Kansas City World.
leys, low neck dresses and low wages, floor of the bouse, and, sitting for a few
ing was generally designated under tho
big, crooked rivers and big. crookoel moments by the side of the man whom
Why He r a llc ii.
name of "Magasia,” whence tho term
statesmen, big lakes, Lig drunks, big he had just demolished, say somothiug
A
Wellington
Chinese
trader
known
“ Filles dn Magasin” (net “ do maga
pumpkins, big men with pmnpkiu
sin") subsequently not only to the fe as William Joe Gett, fonnerly u Chi beads, silver streams that gambol iu the to assnnge the wound. Ono of his must
male choristers aud supers, but tho fe ncse interpreter, failed some time ago. mountains aud pions politicians whe persistent, but never ill uatured. crittee
male dancers then.selves. It so happen Here i. an extract from Ilia "statement gamble in the night, roaring cataracts was tho late Sir John Pope Hennessy,
ed that the king forgot to pay his archi of the causes of bankruptcy," which, aud rouriug orators, fust trains, fast who told mo the following story to il
tects aud workmen. Iu order to satisfy written in red ink. covered four pages horses, fast young men, roses that bloom lustrate this geuerous trait in Mr. Glad-
them the Chevalier do Bouillon conceiv of foolscap. After detailing bis trading the year round and beautiful girls with stone’s character.
Blr John prided himself on his knowl
ed the idea of giving balls in tho opera exjM-rientes the Celestial writes:—
"1 aco my troubles endless to come. 1 rosebud mouths, sharp lawyers, sharp edge of chemistry and iu ono of the
Louse, for which ideb he received an
financiers ami sharp too shoes, noisy
annual pension of H.000 franca. He was can't get my money to pay. I am help ohildren, fertile plnins that lie liko s debates on the commercial treaty with
France ho made a speech exposing, ns
less.
During
last
three
years
over
88
paid, but the king’s debtors were not.
sheet of water and thousands of news
for, although the letters patent were creditors support my business. Daring papers that lie liko thunder. — Yarns ho believed, a serious chemical blunder
In the treaty. Mr. Gladstone followed,
granted somewhere about the beginning last two mouths not a oue let ine have
Seutinel.
“ and soon turned tne inside out iu tho
of 1713, uot a single ball bad been given a penny on tick. Fish never can live in
most amusing manner,” said Henuetisy
when the most muguiflceut of the Bour a dry pond without water. Engine can' t
A Z a la R a in C hara».
in relating the story, “ proving, as if ha
move along without well supply of
bon sovereigns desceud<-d to his grave.
The Zulus employ a rain charm
Ono day. shortly after his death, coal. Boy can't fly his kite without tail which is very remarkable considering had been a chemist hy profession, that
d'Argenscn, the then lientenuut of po on it. Housekeeper pour out all tea to their annul fierceness nml cruelty. Thej it was 1 who bad blundered egregious-
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lice, was talking to Lonis nephew, the cup no refilled water—how she give catch a bird, mid after the tribal wizard ’T ”
Having thus disposed of his critia,
PhiJippe d'Orlcans. tho regent. "Mou- you more tea you require? All empty hascoukecrated it and made it a ** heaven
seigneur," ho said, "there are people out just the way like my business.’ — bird" they throw it into a pool of w a Mr. Gludstoue went and sat by him for
a moment. “ I hope you don't feel hurt,
who go about yelling that his mujosty Sydney Mai-.
ter.
Mr. lleuuw sy." be said. “ Your speech
of blessed memory was a tmukrupt aud
In spite of their own iudiffcrence to was iugeuious, aud it may cousolc yon
M eaan a F la a r .
a thief. I'll have them m rested aud
the
sufferings
of
animals
they
believe
Tho next dietetic fad is poing to be
to know that the emperor of the French
have them flung into some dc p under
that the sky, which they conceive to lie
ground dungeon." "Yon don’t know banana flour. Manufacturers are experi a persouality, w ill be fnll cf woo at the made precisely the same objection that
what yon are talking about," was the menting in this direction aud promise death of the bird und drop sympathetic you have made. Tho fact is, both you
and he know good deal about chem
answer. "Tnoae people must be paid, soon a meal that w ill keep os long as tribute in ststwera cf rein.
istry, but not enough to keep you front
and then they'll cease to bellow.” "But wheat flour and make u much more
going astray.“ —Csnou McColl In f ort
how, monscigneur?” "Let s give the, nutritious bread. As already the crave
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nightly Review.
bells thut were projected by Bouillon " for whole wheat flour is pa.-anug. Ibis
Tho legislative free pass ie still ani-
So said, so done, and the people danced new ulbumeu will undoubtedly meet a vcrsnl In Franco. Every member n t the
to pay Louis XIV’s debts, as. according (¡nick welcome when it comes Tlie nse chamber r>f depot let has free traveling
T h a t B r e e d A ir.
to hha<lwell, people drank to ttU vharles of the banana lias develop* il its great 0:1 any railroad in the country and is
“ Papa, I w ant • pug dag. T hey’a so
value as un article of lood. and I be
Il'a coffers:
i 'ristocretlc lookiu."
great army of bananamnsviuers are pre furnished with a medal of Identification ' "Bobby, w hat d eyou mean by aristo
TI mi kinff’t njo*t faithful puhjoct* ww
pared to accept eagirly its further de to make sure that be gets bis privileges. cratic looking?”
lu • «s-rvic* are not tlnll.
In the matter of pay they are better off
We drink to *how our loyalty
velopment —New lork Host.
“ W'y. they looks lik e they’d g it bop-
than the British members of parliament,
And niekr tote tofTi’t« full.
—
though their indemnity of *u a day is pin mad if tbey bod ter g it a ’qnainted
—Loudon Saturday Review.
lAMftTa
w ith anybody.’’— Brooklyn Life.
It Is natural for a rich man to become small beside the <5,000 a year of the
A C haaga*
familiar with a professional man he United States congressman.
He—I can’» imagine wbat’s the mat hires aud to address bis physician as
! "My dear doctor. ” But to his solicitor I
ter with me I’m cot myself at all.
£be—Oh, stay and spend the evening he would not say "My dear luwyerl"
It'll be such a delightful change.— | although the legal man’s fee would ba
«nite as good. —Naw Or lean. Picayune. _
Cleveland Leader
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