: * .................................................... ..... ............................. ..........................................................'• ' " # Biliousness.. A Mother's Misery. c h a r it y fairs . “••«Oram^’^S Argsm »«» to Show Is caused by torpid liver, which prevents dlgee-, t!on and permits food to ferment aad putrlfy Io I C harity has been de«nH u , the rtomacl). Then follow dizziness, headache. o f th in g s: T h at no soon as » ‘"a® 40 ° 0Mider * U t U0* to do for him . A ll charitabu < ' Instance, are baaed on t Z ' - Y oa *> an d lm y somethin» The story o f this woman is the every day history o f probably do n ot w ant in ard« , * lnsowlna, nervousness, and, _ profit m ade on it may go to 1 thousands who are suffering as she d id ; uho can he If not relieved, bilious fever a C3,UT ' Invcfu V OQ had teallj», or blood poisoning. Hood's cured as she was ; who w ill thank her f o r showing them w h at y o n bou ght yon wonld J** Pills stimulate the stomach, ■ to p s bou ght it somewhere » » * " • rouse the liver, cure headache, dtzitness, con the w ay to g o o d health. stipation. etc. 25 cents. Kohl by all druggists. regu lar trade n s . su lle n from' 1 J?1 1 trade fk thu The only Pills to take with Rood's Sarsaparilla. o f you r custom . In case of r. “ ‘ Herat«!*«» Io UorM*. C o w b ells. days were numbered. My mother brought A N T E D -T R V 8T W 0R T H Y A N D fairs, lik e th e “ saidtary fa in ^ ? 1 T O M M Y CflUSE. Th* most remarkable thing about Mrs. Tu rainy wudther, w hen tliere ¡8 p len me Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills lor Pale People One of the com paratively f-w t> ’• active gentlem en or ladies to tim e, the ordinary local trad« »” '* Nellie J. Lord, of Strafford Corner, N . IL, ty o f uiuil. unless rare is takftfi to clean In H ard L urk W h en H r Mtrurk D ents that the band of improvem, ut and the lint box made me feel letter. I 'ravel for responsible, established bouse tio n a b ly suffers, perhaps for ia that aba is alive to-day. it off uud w ipe the feet dry the horse» continued the treatment and to-day 1 am L u m iu on d a n d H lttom etl Out. touched is the cow bell. wl.itL I . ¡. in Oregon M onthly ftlfi.OOand exp en ses. year, and th e com m unity is thu,I*' N o one, perhaps, is more surprised at are lia b le to bo attacked w ith scratches well. W hen 1 m et Tom m y first, bis only now ju st as it was 60, 100 and i this than Miiu Lord henelh She looks back “ When I commenced to take the pills I Position steady. Reference. E nclose (-rishitd to a degree in one war or greusu lic è i If the leg s get m uddy asset w as a serious danger, for bis five years ago and has now just the it m a y bo helped iu other wav» *' weighed 120 pounds) now 1 weigh 146 seif-addressed stam ped envelope. T he 'and the ani mal gets heated mid then i» uudirfed uud underbred ponies were peculiar, clanking sound us iver. i at the day when she stood on the verge of F or a grea t national object tei and feel that my recovery it permanent •pat in to a cold »table w ith ou t cleaning about to be seised for overdue taxes. I hells are made som e of coppi r and w i death and shudders. She looks ahead at a e a sily be endured, although, tote “ I owe my happiness and my health to Dominion Com pany, D ept. Y C h icago off to get cold and shiver, conditions could not help Tom m y w ith m oney, but o f a com position m etal, but most i hfe of happiness with her children, her hus Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills. My husband w e never h ave known jnatwhi are supplied that are favorable for the I tried to w ith advice. “ Strike old Sam them are made of iron and finish' GRANT AT W EST POINT. band and bar home with a joy that only a was benefited by them. I have recom regu lar dealers thought about It t developm ent of th is disease. A llow in g Ashby for a couple of hundred d o lla rs,” w ith a coating of bronze. The cow ls mended them to many of my friends aad mother can realize. w h en w e consider that the «un«,), ‘the bor»«« to-get fat and to stand in the I suggested. Snni Ashby wus oue of the is not cast. It is cut from a si.etc < * S t o d .n t a n d a H ig h will be glad if any word of mine will direct A G ood R ecord Mrs. Lord is the me thcr of three children, is done to som e exten t in behalf o f »table» With no exercise and upon a pile rich men of Heleuu, Mon , at that pc m etal w hich is folded into shupe ui. B aeord a . a M an. others to the road of good health.” local or sectarian enterprise, it i? two of whom are twins) until the twins o f h eatin g is also favorable to th is dis- riod and ran a sm all savings bank. Tom riveted. The m etal loop at the tc, Dr. Williams’ Pink Pilb for Pale P' He w as brevetted second lieutenan t of den t th a t the princip le of the «»,' ‘»usu. Prevention is m uch easier than m y C’rnsa “ tried old Sam Ashby. ” AU through w hich the strap is passed, i. came nothing marred the joy of her life. have cured many cases of the Fourth infantry aiKl ordered to re not q u ite satisfactory. nature. Then she was attacked with heart failure •euro. A proper regard for com fort and he got, how ever, w as som e pretty free riveted into the bell. Cow bells u n port to his command at Jefferson bar Suppose, for instance, that wer •clean lin ess w ilt read ily prevent th is d is talk, in w hich the banker assured T om m ade of ten sizes, w hose sounds range and for a year was unable to attend to the The vital elements in Mrs. Lord's blood racks, St. Louis, after u short vacation. ease. , - a ll to agree for a sin gle year to h»*. were deficient The haemoglobin was ex my Cruse that he would rather throw through an octave. Som etim es musical ordinary duties of the home. In describing The entire army of the U nited States hausted. She was unfit for the strain she ' W hen the horsea com e in at night, if his mouoy into the bomb of h is Satanic eutertuiners w h o play upon bells of cne her own experience Mrs. Lord sayai our shoes aud h ats made by was compelled to undergo. Her nervous at that tim e numbered less than S, 000 “ for sw ee t c h a r ity ’s sake," and to h. th e legs a f e -wet dr m uddy thdy should m ajesty than loan it to such a drunken, sort aud another com e to the m anufac “ I had heart failure so bad I was often men, and the supply o f officers w as e m system was shattered and her vitally he carefu lly washed off in tepid w ater sh iftless fellow . a sin g le ch arch or hospital take i turer am i by selection am ong bells of »ought to be dead. barrassingly large. It w as the custom , dropped below the danger point • ud then w iped dry w ith a cloth. If valu e o f th em all. Then sweet chad Tom m y Cruse got the m oney, h ow the various sizes find eigh t bells thut “ With th thia I had neuralgia of the stom AOtC WAS A collapse was inevitable. therefore, to brevet graduates second •the scratches appear, as aoou as the fact ever. Threo w eeks later be located the are accurate in sc a le w ou ld m ako an apparent gaiu nodo„, ach to bad it was necessary to give me Dr. Williams’ Pink Pilb cured her by lieuteuant. 'is uscertalued wash th e fe et w ith tepid groat Drum Lnmuiund gold m ine. Hi | but a ll the ordinary hatrnakersandm There ure only four factories in the morphine to deaden the pain. supplying the lacking renetituente of health Ho graduated twenty-first in a roll of “ Sometimes the doctors gave me tem w ater and costilo soap ami then w ipe knew he had a big tiling, hut somehow United States in w hich cow b elli are by filling the veins with blood rich in the m akers w o u ld starve. Or, if there 89, w ith a fair record iu all things— a dry. If there is inflatum atiou, m ake a he could m ake nolxxly believe iu hit made, aud in each case the cow bell is porary relief, but in the end it seemed as if requisite element of life. The heart re n ot starve, th ey w ould lw supportaL 'hot poultice and sprinkle finely | jow - m ine. For years he worked at it, how- only an item of production am ong many m y suffering was multiplied. sumed ite normal action ) the nervous sys good record in m athem atics nnd e n g in th eir kindred, w h o [lerliups are Medicine did me no good and was but eering and a remarkable record as horse tem w u restored to a stele of harmony, dered oliatom i over it, ap p lyin g one in fever, liv iu g at tim es a d og’s life. ; other thiugs. Cow hells are sold all over an aggravation. above th e starvation point themself man. and the neuralgic affection disappeared. th e m orning and ren ew in g it Ht n igh t Once, w h ile talk in g to a friend ol the country, ju st tho same as ever, out or th ey w o u ld be suppirted by mwi “ I was so thin m y nearest friends failed Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills are sold by More than 100 had entered w ith him , u n til the inflam m ation subsides. Then m ine, he fe ll forward unconscious. Hi much the greuter number are sold in to recognize me. druggists everywhere, who believe them but one by one they had dropped ou t t ill charity, and th e la ft condition of thin, apply u lotion made o f o n u o n u ce o f su g hail not eaten a m outhful o f food foi the south, the southw est and the west, ’ N o one thought I would live. w ou ld bo w o r st than the first, It|,„ to be one •( the most efficacious m e d ic in a only 89 remained. ar of lead dissolved in a pint of wuter. 80 hours, and"yet, w ith dogged persist- I where farm s are larger, less lik ely to be I was in despair aad thought that my the ceatury has produced. really th e fa c t th a t the evils of Apparently Grunt rem ained m arkedly W hen it begins to beul, uso veteriuury ency, had worked ou t ill he fe ll in hit ; under fence, and cattle ure more lik ely um nilitary throughout the four years' can be g r ea tly helped by dretuin,,, vusclincT C ontinue the treatm ent un til tracks. A t last his day came. Ho open I to stray. There are sold iu those parts course. Ho served as a private through youn g g ir ls p r e ttily and having tho thoroughly cured. K eep the horse quiet ed up a big vein and had *1,000,000 tc of the country a hundred dozen cow THÉ ItOSfc Of- STARS. out the first tw o years. D uring the third take m on ey and g iv e rather nml su pp ly sufficient bedding to keep liis credit iu a good snfo hank. Hard bells to every ten dozen sold in the east. Wh-.-n love, oar great immortal. year he w as m ade sergeant, bnt was change a t a bazaar table. Onedar », •the feet clean. If taken id baud at the tim es over, he decided to pose as a “ so l A m erican cow hells are exported to the P u t on m ortality dropped (prom otions at that tim e were haps, w h en th e la w s of trade aretes first stages, w ashing clean w ith warm id c itiz e n ,’’ so he opened a saviugi various countries of South Am erica and And down from Eden’» portal B rought thin sw eet world to be* made for soldierly q u alities and had no understood, w e sh a ll look at chariu w ater and castilo «oap, w ip in g dry and hauk in 'Helena. Oue of the first men to A u stralia.— N ew York Snn. fairs ns w o alread y look at lotten« A t the sublim e archangel app lyin g v e tifin a r y vuseliuo w ill effect t o apply to Tom m y Cruse, banker, foi exact relation to excellence in studies), He laughed w ith veiled eyes, w h ic h w ere once regarded as one of tl, » cure in three or four days. In severe a sm all loan w as the one tim e banker, and during the fourth year ho served B a th in g an E le p h a n t. For he bore w ithin bis bosom h ig h e st form s o f sw eet charity, tat cases iu addition to the troatm eut given old Sam A shby, now less prosperous. again as private. The seed of paradise. F. F itz Roy Dixon te lls of "a baby w h ich are n o w prohibited by li»,_ ' i t may In n ocissary to g iv e a good c a Then cam e to the old prospector the eleph ant" that w as captured by friends The first year he took up French and B o hid It in his bosom. H arper’s Bazar. th a rtic.— HL Louis Republic. mathematics, and though the course happiest m om ent o f h is life, one that of h is in Ceylon in an article that he And thero such warmth it found It brake iu bud und bloaeom, w ip ed out all m em ory of starvation and contributes to St. Nicholas. Mr. Dixon was severe, including algebra, geometry, A nd the rose fell on tho ground. U r b a n I le v c lo p m e n t I n ttw Inlh. H e r G rea t N e ed . trigonometry, application of algebra to privation. For Tom m y Cruse, show ing says: A n the green ligh t on the prairie, T he rural sou th, especially in the old Every woman*" ought to pay a reason h is w ou ld be custom er to the door, as geometry, etc., ho stood fifteenth in a Her d a ily bath afforded ber great e n Aa the red ligh t on the w», able tiegfeb o f atten tion to her person, sured that custom er, in language too joym ent. Through fragrant belts of summer class o f 60 iu m athcm aticcs and forty- er portions, is, econom ically Rpeakin, A broad, sh allow stream, Camo thia sw eet world to be. and especially to havin g her hair neatly em phatic and gruphio for E nglish ears, w ith a sandy Imttom, flowed through ninth iu French and tw enty-seventh in far from progressive, and what wm no TI1E r-HOOMCUt rank. »Ito t o . anM tol and becom ingly dressed. «•napaprrs In the TnlUd SUL«, that he w sn ld sooner throw b is m oney the estate, and iu a lnrge pool Rengun order of general merit. Tho second year the sin g le occupation of the mntlim And the grave archangel, seeing, T H E iH I K o M I C f .K has no equal on Mia P acifia Bpivad his m ighty vana for flight, T w o days alter u great fire hail dev in to the house of his satanio m ajesty used to scrub her dow n every day. Of he clim bed three points in general m erit gen tlem an is now the last that hevotM l*ada all In a b llliy , enterprtsa and n « » i But » giow hung round him fleeing iated a north country v illa g e a worthy than loan it to suoh a drunken, sh ift course be w ent into the w ater also, and and stood tw enty-fourth iu a class o f v o lu n ta r ily nsram e. In the rich nils T H E C IIK i)X T C I.U * s Telegraphic lta n o rts ara L ike the rose of an arctic night, ph ilan thropist of the place w as serving less fe llo w as Ham A shb y.— C o u h ill she would lie dow n und roll, som etim es the I at, «st and m ost re lia b le, i u Local New s taa 63. H e stood tenth in m athem atics, and ou the gra zin g lands of south»» And siidly moving heavenward *oîleat and spiciest, and Ils E d ltortala fro m u>a out clay pipes uud tobacco ns relief for M agazine. By Venus and by Mars, w ith all four legs iu the air, hut alw ays tw enty-third in drawing, bnt w as be V irgin ia, in parts o f Georgia and iu tb »West (>ena in the country. F e heard the joyful planets tho poor hom eless men w hen u young keeping the tip of her trunk out of the low the m iddle in ethics and French. bine grass region o f Tennessee fantiin; I’ H E C i I I t o X IC LK has al w ays been, and ai ways e Hail earth, tho roso o f «tars. w om an presented herself before* him. T H E W ELL MANNERED BOY. w ater so thut she m igh t have air to *11! he. the frie n d and cham pion of tha people <ia In his third year he rose in his draw ing pays fairly, o w in g to the greater thrift —Ü. E. Woodbury in Contnry. agat tu t c n u ih l'tallona, c liq u â t, corporation», or T h e line, o f course, hud been mude up breathe. When she had done enough of to 19, and was twenty-second in chem o f the in h ab itan ts and to the fertilityd » !• I s H lm ply C h a r m in g , h o t A lto g e th a i oppreaaionaof a ii r k in d i t w ill he ta d v p a n d a a l o f men, and the donor asked tho girl, this sort of nonsense according to Reu- (a s va rjrth in g u a u ira i In istry and fifteenth in philosophy, w hich the soil, but, on tho whole, the pnipw HAS T H E UMBRELLA FAD. T o o Ncarce. •w ho w as extrem ely pretty and refined iu was a very good standing indeed. He of the new south, lik e that of therwtd Is there anything more charm in g ic gun s i«lea, ho used to make her come appearance, w h at she w anted w ith a out aud lie dow n on a saDd bar, and th2n C h icago M an W h o C arries I t to G reater rose to 20 in general m erit, 16 iu en the country, c e r ta in ly has not taken tto th is world than a nice, w e ll mannered pilie. bhe blushed uud repeated her re ho w ould scrub her dow n— a process of E x tr em e« T h a a M oat P e o p le. gineering, 17 in m ineralogy and geology, direction. It is through its urban de hoy? I d on ’t w an t to be hypercritical, quest. w h ich she seemed h ig h ly to approve— There is a m an on the North Side hut w as a little below the average in vclop m en t o n ly th a t the Rw-tion bs * “ W hy, you do not sm o k el’’ said the but I m ust udd, ns I am a str ictly vera after w h ich she w ould be ouoe more w ho has the um brella fad. It would ethics, artillery and infantry practice. jq stly earned its sobriquet. ciou s wom an, thut they are, alas, as w orth y philanthropist. washed dow n, aud then she would trot hardly Le fair to te ll his name, as it In general, it may be said that he left N e w c itie s lik e Roanoke, Va, bar rare as they are charm ing. “ No, but please givo m e a pipe. ” off beside her keeper, both clean aud w as learned iu confidence, and the fad the academy w ith a good average record sprung up on ground that 20 ycanip Such a hoy, tho w ell m anuered gon- “ I f yon w ill tell mu w h at you are g o g listen in g, and rem ain a short w h ilo in m ight not bo regarded as a mere eccen as a stndent and a very high record os a w as parceled in to farms. AnteWlma loa, thunk lieuvuns, I m et not long in g to do w ith it. I'll g iv e you one. ’’ her stable, w h ile he w ent off for his tricity by som e people w ho have suffer m an.— H am lin G arland iu M cUlure’a v illa g e s have becom e large cities, uii T he g irl hesitated, mid then, raising ago, uud m y instunt thought was, W hat diuin r. H e used td bring her bark a ed from i t und they m igh t be tempted the case o f A tla n ta and (Tiatranoopi her hand to the fringe o f her bair thut a tine m other hia m ost be. I know her buudtul of boiled rice, nsnully rolled np to com plain to the police. Agaiu, every Old tow n s lik e N a s h v ille and Ricluiiowl TESTING A WATCH. by reputation, a celebrated actress, who h u u g lim p over her forehead, she said: in a banana leaf, w h iih she received body w h o has lost an um brella— and have taken a freah lease of life iindte has carefu lly shielded her private life “ I w a n t to ciirl m y fringe. " w ith great satisfaction. that m eans a m ajority of the people of H ow E n g lish T im ep iece« A re T ried Ut come rich and progressive. A ww rail Slid got the stein a t the broken pipe from the publio, and m y estim ation of Chicago— w ould look up his address in T h e ir R e g u la r ity . road has m ail« th e fn rtn n eo f this plan*, and w ent aw ay laughing. She hud been thut wom an im m ed iately roKe 60 de- 1 S ir E d w a rd «V. I’o y o ter'a B e a u tifu l A rt. ' the directory und sw eep «lowu upon him There has been watc hm aking at Cov a new te x tile or eth er industry Iw -resened from a burning house only 24 grees. N one but a wom an o f culture, If th(«ro is oue elem en t predom inant w itli tho licpe that h is lost property i entry as long as there has been a watch caused the g row th o f that. And ail th» houra before uud w as th in alm ost on refinem ent and true n o b ility o f charac in a ll h is work, it is the intellectual. m igh t be iu h is collection. trade in England, w hich is for the last progress has b een d u e to the abolition fll th e verge o f starvation, uud w hen she ter could rear u son whoso every ligh t- J Clear, serene, w ell ordered, the art of Thero ure other m en w ho have a 200 years or thereabout. There used to slavery and to th e destruction of prop sou ght the pipe to curl her hair she was est word show ed respect for w om en, In Sir Edward P oynter stands out w ith w eakness for taking umbrellas, but no be three centers of the E nglish trade nate good breeding, ami, best of all, iu erty caused by the c iv il war. The son'll unquestionably badly in need of oloth- som e diHtinctii'A am ong the less consid man is know n to have carried it to so • these being Liverpool, Coventry and I em cr o f tho la st 3 0 years has simply th is day o f affected skepticism am ong iu g. — Strand Mngnziue. ered and less com plete workm uuship great an extrem e as th is oue. He has a Loudon. NrAv there orc practically but had to w ork in order to live, nnd lib tiro jeunesae doree, an honest belief iu w ith w h ich it is so ofteu surrounded. collection num bering 400 um brellas of tw o— Uoventry and Birm ingham . The •be rest o f th e w orld, he has prcfctwl the existen ce o f good am ong men uud I t W a s P la y P » r ll'm . A lthough ho him self lias beeu umoug all kinds. A gixxi m any o f them were test o f a good watch is that it should t h e tow n to th o c o u n tr y .— V<". P. Trent T be train ran off the track aud p lu n g w om en iu general. the reform ers of his day, the later m ove bought. Som e of them were borrowed obtain a K ew certificate, and of the i in A tlantic. And I couldn 't help think ing sorrow ed dow n u steep em bankm ent. m en ts iu the directiou of personal im from friends, w ith and w ithou t their watches that go to K ew 76 per cent are ! ’ Engiue, baggage car, coaches uud fu lly as I chatted w ith th is d eligh tfu l pressionism have not affected eith er his perm ission, aud others w ere acquired iu from Coventry. A M oiurter M u sica l In«trani«sl. sleepers w ere jum bled iu oue aw fu l hoy how few m others really understand m eth od or ideal. The uew school to other w ays w hich it w onld be hardly A t Kew no watch has yet succeeded th eir meter. It's the m ost responsible mass. The m ost « g ig a n tic harp ever c«- w h ich be belonged in h is youth, w h iih o olite to m ention. The m an is a good w hich sig n ify Ktructed, ns far as (h e record goes, nai Tho groans o f thu injured passengers work iu the world, that of m otherhood, m ay be broadly described us tlie " n eo citizen in other respects, bnt he is a vie- and is entered in to w ith the least train penection, but Coventry has como near-! *hat m ade by V eritan , the provut d rent thu air. c la s sic a l,” bus alm ost become un “ old" tim of the um brella habit, and when he in g and preparation. Women are pro ft™ » i i ^ “ d is a lw ®yg w e ll to the B nrkli, near B asel, Switzerland, ii ft w a s frig h tfu l. acbtxii now , but he has seen no rt ason sees an um brella he is com pelled to Jones, th e w orld renowned h a lf back, verb ially proud, vain, their maaculiuo to sw erve from the aim s aud principles struggle very hard to resist the tem pta Th« is no lig h t one. I “87. T hat w a s a lo n g w hilo ago, critios say, und I wonder w h ether they ai.«i <»« 1S t?8ted in every position *ho fam e o f M. V eritan ’s gigsute p artially awoke. w h ich inspired aud guided h is earliest tion to m ako h im self its owner. U su al Th« Chronlr,. ttn tla ia g but nrr ve^rtorcd, not only per day, I harp w a s su ch th a t it is still occasion»! Three poexeugsr cars w ere piled on realize how they are reflected in their efforts, aud he lim ls it im possible to be- , ly he y ield s to the tem ptation, and the children? If they did, w ould they not to p o f him . i nni; ,, 'O? r j J* 18 “ nn8 \ v its pendant, lj" m entioned by w riters on the rare aid llevo that any uew fashion or indeed uuy coveted prize is transferred to his col muku a greater effort to havo reflected »laced di 0Wn’ h.Ung on ’'“ch Ri<,e. j the w onderful, ju st as the sea serpent, A piece of pipe w as coiled arouud his new discovery can a lter certain fun da lection. ou ly their good points, their gcutlcncsa, neck. i - m ental truths, w hich inform all the „„„ _°?TU n,.1< ’la''k down and at. bloody rain, liv e m astodons, etc., o’ The um brella collector does not mnke " r M« i. breeding, and, above all. their faith iu 'Iho rim o f ouu of the great driving “ugles’ and ‘« fin ish M. V erito n ’s colossal m usical iuitn greatest art works of the past, iurlu ding any great disp lay of his collection. The w ith is baked in an ove W heels o f th e engin e rested on b is face. hum an nature.— P h ilad elp h ia Record. those of r h id in s anti M ichael Angelo. um brellas are piled up in a b ig clo set in in m ent w as 820 fe e t in length,.and, an ice pail. N o wonder H is legs w ere piuned dow n by a w ith »" v™ k ------ - tllat a watch that account, w a s constructed in an up"’ — Cosm o Monkhdtise in Scribner's. TU» Kaaly A a t X a tsr . his bedroom, aud he very seldom v isits M y 1 h r . h eavy lestu . ' " I " lot in stead o f in a harp factory. It *■ it. Noxv nnd then he looks over them A n anim al m ade o f tin plat«, o f tho A p illo w bad been forced uguiust Ills T w o W IIdrate. and counts them w ith satisfaction. The shape o f an elon gated fir cone, about 18^00 Vih i8, COn’i'l e W ,h at it m skes mo«t sim p le in construction, consistinj m ou th « ud nose, m aking it im possible three feet in leugtb, w h ich crackles and A W ells Fargo m essenger on the Santa last tim e he counted them there were of 16 w ire« stru n g lig h tly between ho •for him to breathe. » L ? ° n" hour an<1 "»>«t not poles. These w ire» w ere of «liffew? rustles w ith every m ovem ent, is one of Fe train had an unusual experience. 398 in the closet. H e has added a few vary a second a week, w h ile « q u a rter! «ixes, the largest b ein g one-sixth of’• H is arm s w ere pressed a gain st his the latest acquisitions of the Z oological Am ong tho articles in h is core w as a to his collection since th at tim e. turn of its two tim e sides, anti he tried iu vain to m ove. tw o w ild cats, consigned I In every other w a y except, th is pas- «crews, m eaning inch in d iam eter and the smallest w society of Loudon. Its nam e is the pan cage coutniniug the m illionth of an inch w ill v-.ii o __ i. iu , -, h »R - "tate, to Mar- ! «ion for um brellas, w h ich am ounts to Ihit w illin g bauds w ere ut w ork upon g o lin , or scaly ant eater, and it beloni!» fn,n* 1,111 Th: Grail st Wte'.l) b th« Ctniry, a tw e lfth o f an inch. T hey were gtretcW difference of 20 s^ m d « h, w ill ’ make " * *1 till'»» f i -................. _ Í At... ____ J th e w i n k , aud a t last Jones, th e world cacv of it« “ d“-v ’ tlle ' nor‘l* »nd sou th and inclined in snrhi to the kuuie fam ily group oa the arm s t iu ’s Ferry. <>. T lie m essenger from m ania, the m an is perfectly sane. H is ronownud b alf (rack, w as drugged out. Uted as w ill al«ot rt.e n t- T U. 1* aPPrPci" ’’’«»»»r a« to form an angle of fre®-’" d illo and platypna It has excited great whom he received tin m said they hail friends regard him us a very clever! * ^ ^ . i y but’ X n t o ^ h S " - ? d e g m * W lth ^ U t o n . » Looking around, in a duxeii sort of atteution at tlie aim, for it ia— if w e are been behaving very w ell, but no sooner man, and ho holds a responsible posi a b w ay, a t h is rescuers, ho asked: ll^ ls .1 ln , ln „ th e U n i( t ( j . oorreotly inform ed— the first anim al of w as ho started on h is run thun they got tion in a b ig w h olesale house down queer instrnm t-nt wii3 not intended »- Jew elers’ Review. “ H ow m any yards did wu gain ou th« kind w hich has beeu exhibited info a terrible tight. The frail bars of town. But um brellas are b is wenkues«. an exaggerated toy, but w as construct«- ... ‘ »"flaarit Mw,?oa th a t •down, • boy»?” —C leveland Leader. THF WEEKLY <-H'«iNICl.v , j,_» . . thore. Ils home is where the term ites, the cage bent so under their battering H e is a v ictim o f the um brella habit 6)i<l for the express pnrpose of foretell® inn»t com \ v ... | * ‘•h'n’ For T»“ > « - » • C l .« . or w h ite uuts, are found, for tho anim al that ho drew u couple o f revolvers and ju st as another man m ig h t he a victim "<’"i w ,,u rre'ih - s ' , , . ' ' 7 ^ ’ ““ changes in th e w eather, which wc Ih e fish ranged from 4 to 0 foot io ! T h e {'••» I d » ra t« W a m a u , feeds ou these destructive creatures and watched 111. in. ready to fight for h is life o f the opium habit or m orphine habit, i e i g h t ftV,lHfrOIn ? to a0° in calculated by IV ofessor Veritan uccof“ It wus at th e busiest hour of thu bu si posses* a claw s w hich are designed to in case they g ot loom. W hen the growls, oml his relatives are in constant fenr ^ e j8ht. Judging from their size I it« , ing to the different tones the isslruinw est day the store had tx-eu in a long break dow n their strougholda The snarl» and sp ittin g finally had ceased, that the habit, m ay som e day get him vA M P L t C J P IE S S iN T FR .£ . made w h en the w in d was blonfe tun e, aud th e busiest place iu all the ulaw s are also necessary for burrowing the m easenger took a lantcru and looked into trouble.— Cliiougo Tim es- Herald. through it .— St. I<ouis Republic. store w as the luce departm ent. F our iu the ground, for the pangolin exca- into the cage. W here thero bad beeu 1 « Y O U \ v 7 a N T T I I E A r n la t e d Q a ra tlo « . w om en, four frantically eager wom eu, vutes a cave for h im self and bis mat« tw o big w ildcats, w eig h in g respectively T h e K n p rcm e C ourt. C H R O N IC L E w ere w aitin g. The fifth wom an hud the e ig h t feet or so helow the surface of 60 uud 40 ponuds iu sp ite of their Tho great question w hether the use “ The judge» o f th e U nited Ptote- •napping at them and follow in » i t on ly axles wom an ut that end of the th e earth, and in th is strauge hom e one gauutuesx, there w as uow oue sleek 90 i o f forks is understood in Chicago hav g them them courts have, w ith rare exceptions, h*. np into the »to w »nd follow , "“ ow in iug the air. M oving on. w e found m en o f ex cellen t le g a l ability »u*1 “ "count« r aud w as looking ut luce, real or tw o youn g ore produced every year. pound w ildcat und a few hairs a n d , in g been happily settled in Pari», it loco. 1 think she must have exam ined a The pangolin at present at the »00 is bout « of the other. The su rvivin g beast m ay be asked iu seriousness w hether high ch aracter," w r ites px - Preside1 d o w n pieces. The four wom en scented fed upon ants aud their eggs, and also w as «cut rejoicing ou its w ay, billed aa forks are not too m uch used in Chicago Harrison in T h e In d ie s ' H om e JoutvtJ- on tho verge o f apoplexy. exh ib its a partiality fbr cockroaches " tw o w ildcats, ’’— f a n Fraucisco A rgo nnd rveryw here clae. N ot th at anybody The bar ha« som etim es compts'®' ► 1 1 O W I X O “ H aven’t you som ething wider?" sculded iu m ilk. The scales w ith w hich naut. w au ts to use the knife for conveying that ju d ges w ere nrbitrary and not **' asked the fifth wonmu. food to the m outh, but m igh t not the The United States, Dominion of its body is covered are hard and »harp G o lf •'»tatara. to be found in A e,» . " game fi"h w ays .a« suave and respectful in to"1 ’’C e rta in ly ," answered the tired sales teaspoon a« a port o f the dinner equip Canada Rnd Northe’ n Mexico aa ateel, aud it can g iv e a terribly c u t treatm ent o f tho m em bers o f the h*r In the abseuce o f the regular g o lf cd- Wouiuu. draggiug out another box. tin g blow w ith its pow erful tail. I t can m ent bo a little more prominent? they onght to be. Perhaps thero W itor the follo w in g question from a be- r»srr. kiub , " T h ia is gift a y ard ." People o f breeding train their c h il roll its body up iuto a ball like a hedge- v An« ia* toon in particu lar cases ground for so™ Tho eyes of the fifth wom an glistrued. bug w hen it so w ills .— Publio Opinion. ginn er w as referred to thu turf editor dren to cat peas, for instance, w ith a com plaints, bnt th e cases have b*r for au an sw er: "In a gum e of g o lf is it With l a i e , nieHPO,T i t We bait^ "Y ea, ’ site s a id to her com |atuiou, fork, tabooing the spoon for no apparent few. M anifestation s o f rudeness sri right to fa z z le your put or is it better C le r ic a l I>»| “ t h u t s lik e w ine. 1 just w anted to through the s c S . V t Ä , ^ i n« reason other than that ite nee would Passion are in excu sab le in a judge «• 05« T H E O T H E R S ID E . to fetter on tho tee?" T he tnrf editor k n o w w h at hg paid for it. T h a t’s a ll." sim p lify aud fa c ilita te the operation. It is to he feared that clergym en who w hile not u n m v T V m * kp' m ust be d eferen tial i f ho expects d«fer « • n t « 2 , nd Ow, |h < A nd aha sailed out of the shop. N ot have eu tered th e church through theolo ■et his teeth firm ly, stared hard at the On the sam ep riu cip lo they ought to eat t o t 890 feet of line „„J £ I cnee. H e should be p a tien t and «wa W e r < l, « h r e n „ |e f , r O ne PY on e o f the four wom en w a itin g found a g ical college» are w retched se b o io n aa a w all tn front of him a few m om ents thuir pea« w ith chopetickn. as a C h in a -! cod «> quickly that T t, ¿ o ’ P ° f n’-T tempered, for the case is sure to g° p o » ..« e p „ .p. , , , o , M , p 4nd p a * « . 'Word to suy. hut the salesw om an gasped rule. The bishops have lately found it and w rote th e fo llo w iu g rep ly: “ Iu case man could ea sily do. 8 0 w ith certain w t o t had happened* w av in h is o w n coart. And, on the oth APUREOS ' ----- w tak ly, " W e ll, 1 uever!" — W ashtugtuu ueceaaary to in sist on an entrance exam- a player snaggles his iron it isperw i.w i- kinds of pie and poetry. The relish is er hand, the har sh ould alw ays grt® ble for him to fu z ile h is pnt. but a l e t AI. H . Y O W O I ‘oat. iuatiou on general subject« before ad marred by the loss of jutoee too th in for pow erful aid to support the infittriMfe* ter plan w onld bo for btm to drop b is the fork to carry. Y et the man who a chramèia, niiasiuu to a theological college con be the courts, for th e ju d ic ia l departme* A J a a n d lr e d T l»w . V ttA xci^y e««. guppy in to the pringle and «needle it values bis social reputation tnuat not granted, and the results have beeu d e 1» tho keystone o f our government ** " I don 't see w h y it should be deemed cid ed ly startling. The requirem ents are out w ith a niblick. "— C hicago Tribune. ask for a spoon. assaults upon it threaten the w1*** a dtegruce, “ th e y ou th fu l bachelor re- alm ost ridiculously elem entary—a co» The proper use o f the silver fork A G esti. Reminder. M i»h A rt a a th » H ig h H»aa. « •o k . D ee.«». u ia |k ed in the eouroe of the con versa • pie o f Ixxika of Xenophon's “ Auaba structure o f tho sta te ly nirb. ” m ight be better underatood if it were o f Mp t,IX .» T Th” ™ » v e r e n i U ttw “ It w as a rather expeusive ocean trip * low, “ for a w om an to ask a m an to • la," m m o qu ite easy Latin, tw o b oots regarded ae a modified shovel w ith h m - ! o f Patrick » offering H.M Storv». that Splasher to o k ." ■ natry h e r .’’ *¿7. ,To ^ a m y<(u o f E uclid and »0 forth. N evertheless, it itatione im posed by its alita. For eolida Mary What sh all I yen TOarTui^p, to* »nakes or " I don't see h ow J o lly liv e s with th»1 '•W h a t hap ien td ?" ■•J ia reply for ; i H t o i m p r i s o Ä ? X L " t 70n '•It isu t fe d isg r a c e ," replied th e e ld - it is an excellen t shovel. For liq uids it you? is stated that a large uumber o f can d i rich w ife o f his. S h e's a Tartar “ “ A frigh tfu l sterni camn up and the «•ri/ ttiaidcn. " Id iocy ia a m isfortune. ” dates for o td e n ere so grossly ignorant ia naturally a failure. Tha ixvuutryman ", PDC°nntcr manv Mary—T ell him, mum, if v a u’a». dangers. If Tou “ It w on ld be a good deal harder» captain threw Sp lasher'! oil paintings -dN iiciunatl Enquirer. w ho oa hia first v isit to a o ily hotel that when I ge, ,ny w ^ r r i s ^ P „ I toart w ill b,. false T J ? Ve'-ronr »»eet-I that they have been uuable to get crp lain how he could liv e w ithou t het overboard to calm the w jvra. " — C h ica asked the w ater for a spoon w ith no •bake shows voa w i ñ ^ “ “ 5'"® kiU » ' threugh thia exorediugly easy ordeal — w^X ito ’" t r - , n ,c « ' " t o T t o — D etroit F ree Press. go Reccrd. A a M b e r M * tl« r. cnlties and entrnde,„ , diffl. ! London Truth. slits in it w as no legitim ate «ubjeot of w edding things— Tit-Bits. " D o yon th iu k • man has a right to or f X m g bm TOer,* ía l la ridicule. Ha w as an im partial critic, A cork leg w ith ou t a knee jo in t tloea ^ h « t is called elm dust is really G raap lag a t a S ir a * . ..pen h is w ife a letters?" Ama , a , r , . r, F<tr at seo. “ «wjing, but uusueoemrfn! being w ith o u t the prejudice o f habit or to*d* o f the tree, w h ic h ripen befot* •»* ' " W e ll, bo m ay have th e right, h at I Doctor— Don't be alarmed. I was not cc»t us much as one inclu ding the trad ition .— H otel M ail. F .rst _ if , t s ^ l t h a , th^ kuev aud if t u artificial h ip socket is w aves ore perfectly formed tou see bow he eonld have the voar- tick er than yon are a year ago. and •"h. Proposai of the air is - clear to be m ade the cost ia corrcspoudiugly m 'V " ‘’K” 11' " t o t F»»«re. xg«t “ — C h icago Record. w ith the sam e trouble. Today I am iucreoaed. Thore is n cth iu g purer than honesty, convey . . . " ' ,n to c a ir ied en casilv lv Portland. M e., is 1,297 m iles c * * w e ll and hearty. n oth in g sw eeter thaa c h a r ity nothing person« tw o mi!»« apart ' • 1 «»st of St. Lonis. P a tien t ( a n x io u sly >— O h, doctor, tell Iu :hrec years the progeny of a î'oc.m.l Spurt— Wi,v too t , „ warm er than love, nothing richer thaa eligible. “ an-ied women ora me, w h o was youx pbysiuian?— Water id rata, under ravorable eruditions, ‘ wisdom , noth in g brighter than virtue toll C ortvt’ nmt F ili Ctoartty. 'w im m un. tm ry. unmher I, ovo. t t o « ? - V ' - ’. - ' - f i R . . <n,.,n t?1’' M'«. F ly h ig h «end itt anytbW and noth in g more steadfast thou faith “ ake you' e h ^ H „ 7 ?0 a,!ow to— . Loudwi F in . * * “ ’’» t o w h ip ’— tor the poor?" Yes, «he gave tw o dow n J x p a » * fan*. n,i ’ —C hicago Record. ^c Hood’ | s I ■ I ■ I ■ ww W u K K w S b coast ' CHRONICLE M the : D A I L_V $ 6 .7 0 $ 1 -5 0 Reversible Map? Map of the World »«M r t c