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Biliousness..
A Mother's
Misery.
c h a r it y fairs .
“••«Oram^’^S
Argsm »«» to Show
Is caused by torpid liver, which prevents dlgee-,
t!on and permits food to ferment aad putrlfy Io I
C harity has been de«nH u ,
the rtomacl). Then follow dizziness, headache. o f th in g s: T h at no soon as
» ‘"a®
40 ° 0Mider * U t U0*
to do for him . A ll charitabu < '
Instance, are baaed on t Z ' -
Y oa *> an d lm y somethin»
The story o f this woman is the every day history o f
probably do n ot w ant in ard« , *
lnsowlna, nervousness, and,
_
profit m ade on it may go to 1
thousands who are suffering as she d id ; uho can he
If not relieved, bilious fever
a
C3,UT ' Invcfu V OQ had teallj»,
or blood poisoning. Hood's
cured as she was ; who w ill thank her f o r showing them
w h at y o n bou ght yon wonld J**
Pills stimulate the stomach, ■
to p s bou ght it somewhere » » * " •
rouse
the
liver,
cure
headache,
dtzitness,
con­
the w ay to g o o d health.
stipation. etc. 25 cents. Kohl by all druggists. regu lar trade
n s . su lle n from' 1 J?1 1
trade fk
thu
The only Pills to take with Rood's Sarsaparilla.
o f you r custom . In case of r. “ ‘
Herat«!*«» Io UorM*.
C o w b ells.
days were numbered. My mother brought
A N T E D -T R V 8T W 0R T H Y A N D fairs, lik e th e “ saidtary fa in ^ ? 1
T O M M Y CflUSE.
Th* most remarkable thing about Mrs.
Tu rainy wudther, w hen tliere ¡8 p len­
me Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills lor Pale People
One of the com paratively f-w t> ’•
active gentlem en or ladies to tim e, the ordinary local trad« »” '*
Nellie
J.
Lord,
of
Strafford
Corner,
N
.
IL,
ty o f uiuil. unless rare is takftfi to clean In H ard L urk W h en H r Mtrurk D ents that the band of improvem, ut
and the lint box made me feel letter. I
'ravel for responsible, established bouse tio n a b ly suffers, perhaps for
ia that aba is alive to-day.
it off uud w ipe the feet dry the horse»
continued
the
treatment
and
to-day
1
am
L u m iu on d a n d H lttom etl Out.
touched is the cow bell. wl.itL I . ¡.
in Oregon M onthly ftlfi.OOand exp en ses. year, and th e com m unity is thu,I*'
N o one, perhaps, is more surprised at
are lia b le to bo attacked w ith scratches
well.
W hen 1 m et Tom m y first, bis only now ju st as it was 60, 100 and i
this than Miiu Lord henelh She looks back
“ When I commenced to take the pills I Position steady. Reference. E nclose (-rishitd to a degree in one war
or greusu lic è i If the leg s get m uddy asset w as a serious danger, for bis five years ago and has now just the
it m a y bo helped iu other wav» *'
weighed 120 pounds) now 1 weigh 146 seif-addressed stam ped envelope. T he
'and the ani mal gets heated mid then i» uudirfed uud underbred ponies were peculiar, clanking sound us iver. i
at the day when she stood on the verge of
F or a grea t national object tei
and
feel
that
my
recovery
it
permanent
•pat in to a cold »table w ith ou t cleaning about to be seised for overdue taxes. I hells are made som e of coppi r and w i
death and shudders. She looks ahead at a
e a sily be endured, although, tote
“ I owe my happiness and my health to Dominion Com pany, D ept. Y C h icago
off to get cold and shiver, conditions could not help Tom m y w ith m oney, but o f a com position m etal, but most i
hfe of happiness with her children, her hus­
Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills. My husband
w e never h ave known jnatwhi
are supplied that are favorable for the I tried to w ith advice. “ Strike old Sam them are made of iron and finish'
GRANT AT W EST POINT.
band and bar home with a joy that only a
was benefited by them. I have recom­
regu lar dealers thought about It t
developm ent of th is disease. A llow in g Ashby for a couple of hundred d o lla rs,” w ith a coating of bronze. The cow ls
mended them to many of my friends aad
mother can realize.
w h en w e consider that the «un«,),
‘the bor»«« to-get fat and to stand in the I suggested. Snni Ashby wus oue of the is not cast. It is cut from a si.etc <
* S t o d .n t a n d a H ig h
will be glad if any word of mine will direct A G ood R ecord
Mrs. Lord is the me thcr of three children,
is done to som e exten t in behalf o f
»table» With no exercise and upon a pile rich men of Heleuu, Mon , at that pc m etal w hich is folded into shupe ui.
B aeord a . a M an.
others to the road of good health.”
local or sectarian enterprise, it i?
two of whom are twins) until the twins
o f h eatin g is also favorable to th is dis- riod and ran a sm all savings bank. Tom ­ riveted. The m etal loop at the tc,
Dr. Williams’ Pink Pilb for Pale P'
He w as brevetted second lieutenan t of den t th a t the princip le of the «»,'
‘»usu. Prevention is m uch easier than m y C’rnsa “ tried old Sam Ashby. ” AU through w hich the strap is passed, i. came nothing marred the joy of her life.
have cured many cases of
the Fourth infantry aiKl ordered to re­
not q u ite satisfactory.
nature.
Then she was attacked with heart failure
•euro. A proper regard for com fort and he got, how ever, w as som e pretty free riveted into the bell. Cow bells u n ­
port to his command at Jefferson bar­
Suppose, for instance, that wer
•clean lin ess w ilt read ily prevent th is d is­ talk, in w hich the banker assured T om ­ m ade of ten sizes, w hose sounds range and for a year was unable to attend to the
The vital elements in Mrs. Lord's blood racks, St. Louis, after u short vacation.
ease.
, -
a ll to agree for a sin gle year to h»*.
were deficient The haemoglobin was ex­
my Cruse that he would rather throw through an octave. Som etim es musical ordinary duties of the home. In describing
The
entire
army
of
the
U
nited
States
hausted. She was unfit for the strain she
' W hen the horsea com e in at night, if his mouoy into the bomb of h is Satanic eutertuiners w h o play upon bells of cne her own experience Mrs. Lord sayai
our shoes aud h ats made by
was compelled to undergo. Her nervous at that tim e numbered less than S, 000 “ for sw ee t c h a r ity ’s sake," and to h.
th e legs a f e -wet dr m uddy thdy should m ajesty than loan it to such a drunken, sort aud another com e to the m anufac­
“ I had heart failure so bad I was often
men,
and
the
supply
o
f
officers
w
as
e
m
­
system was shattered and her vitally
he carefu lly washed off in tepid w ater sh iftless fellow .
a sin g le ch arch or hospital take i
turer am i by selection am ong bells of »ought to be dead.
barrassingly large. It w as the custom ,
dropped below the danger point
• ud then w iped dry w ith a cloth. If
valu e o f th em all. Then sweet chad
Tom m y Cruse got the m oney, h ow ­ the various sizes find eigh t bells thut
“ With th
thia I had neuralgia of the stom­
AOtC WAS
A collapse
was inevitable.
therefore,
to
brevet
graduates
second
•the scratches appear, as aoou as the fact ever. Threo w eeks later be located the are accurate in sc a le
w ou ld m ako an apparent gaiu nodo„,
ach to bad it was necessary to give me
Dr. Williams’ Pink Pilb cured her by lieuteuant.
'is uscertalued wash th e fe et w ith tepid groat Drum Lnmuiund gold m ine. Hi |
but a ll the ordinary hatrnakersandm
There ure only four factories in the morphine to deaden the pain.
supplying the lacking renetituente of health
Ho graduated twenty-first in a roll of
“ Sometimes the doctors gave me tem­
w ater and costilo soap ami then w ipe knew he had a big tiling, hut somehow United States in w hich cow b elli are
by filling the veins with blood rich in the
m akers w o u ld starve. Or, if there
89,
w
ith
a
fair
record
iu
all
things—
a
dry. If there is inflatum atiou, m ake a he could m ake nolxxly believe iu hit made, aud in each case the cow bell is porary relief, but in the end it seemed as if
requisite element of life. The heart re­
n
ot starve, th ey w ould lw supportaL
'hot poultice and sprinkle finely | jow - m ine. For years he worked at it, how- only an item of production am ong many m y suffering was multiplied.
sumed ite normal action ) the nervous sys­ good record in m athem atics nnd e n g in ­ th eir kindred, w h o [lerliups are
Medicine did me no good and was but
eering and a remarkable record as horse­
tem
w
u
restored
to
a
stele
of
harmony,
dered oliatom i over it, ap p lyin g one in fever, liv iu g at tim es a d og’s life.
; other thiugs. Cow hells are sold all over an aggravation.
above th e starvation point themself
man.
and the neuralgic affection disappeared.
th e m orning and ren ew in g it Ht n igh t
Once, w h ile talk in g to a friend ol the country, ju st tho same as ever, out
or th ey w o u ld be suppirted by mwi
“ I was so thin m y nearest friends failed
Dr.
Williams’
Pink
Pills
are
sold
by
More
than
100
had
entered
w
ith
him
,
u n til the inflam m ation subsides. Then m ine, he fe ll forward unconscious. Hi much the greuter number are sold in to recognize me.
druggists everywhere, who believe them but one by one they had dropped ou t t ill charity, and th e la ft condition of thin,
apply u lotion made o f o n u o n u ce o f su g ­ hail not eaten a m outhful o f food foi the south, the southw est and the west,
’ N o one thought I would live.
w ou ld bo w o r st than the first, It|,„
to be one •( the most efficacious m e d ic in a only 89 remained.
ar of lead dissolved in a pint of wuter. 80 hours, and"yet, w ith dogged persist- I where farm s are larger, less lik ely to be
I was in despair aad thought that my
the ceatury has produced.
really th e fa c t th a t the evils of
Apparently Grunt rem ained m arkedly
W hen it begins to beul, uso veteriuury ency, had worked ou t ill he fe ll in hit ; under fence, and cattle ure more lik ely
um nilitary throughout the four years' can be g r ea tly helped by dretuin,,,
vusclincT C ontinue the treatm ent un til tracks. A t last his day came. Ho open I to stray. There are sold iu those parts
course. Ho served as a private through­ youn g g ir ls p r e ttily and having tho
thoroughly cured. K eep the horse quiet ed up a big vein and had *1,000,000 tc of the country a hundred dozen cow
THÉ ItOSfc Of- STARS.
out the first tw o years. D uring the third take m on ey and g iv e rather
nml su pp ly sufficient bedding to keep liis credit iu a good snfo hank. Hard bells to every ten dozen sold in the east.
Wh-.-n love, oar great immortal.
year he w as m ade sergeant, bnt was change a t a bazaar table. Onedar »,
•the feet clean. If taken id baud at the tim es over, he decided to pose as a “ so l­ A m erican cow hells are exported to the
P u t on m ortality
dropped (prom otions at that tim e were haps, w h en th e la w s of trade aretes
first stages, w ashing clean w ith warm id c itiz e n ,’’ so he opened a saviugi various countries of South Am erica and
And down from Eden’» portal
B rought thin sw eet world to be*
made for soldierly q u alities and had no understood, w e sh a ll look at chariu
w ater and castilo «oap, w ip in g dry and hauk in 'Helena. Oue of the first men to A u stralia.— N ew York Snn.
fairs ns w o alread y look at lotten«
A t the sublim e archangel
app lyin g v e tifin a r y vuseliuo w ill effect t o apply to Tom m y Cruse, banker, foi
exact relation to excellence in studies),
He laughed w ith veiled eyes,
w h ic h w ere once regarded as one of tl,
» cure in three or four days. In severe a sm all loan w as the one tim e banker,
and
during
the
fourth
year
ho
served
B a th in g an E le p h a n t.
For he bore w ithin bis bosom
h ig h e st form s o f sw eet charity, tat
cases iu addition to the troatm eut given old Sam A shby, now less prosperous.
again
as
private.
The
seed
of
paradise.
F. F itz Roy Dixon te lls of "a baby
w h ich are n o w prohibited by li»,_
' i t may In n ocissary to g iv e a good c a ­ Then cam e to the old prospector the eleph ant" that w as captured by friends
The first year he took up French and
B o hid It in his bosom.
H arper’s Bazar.
th a rtic.— HL Louis Republic.
mathematics, and though the course
happiest m om ent o f h is life, one that of h is in Ceylon in an article that he
And thero such warmth it found
It brake iu bud und bloaeom,
w ip ed out all m em ory of starvation and contributes to St. Nicholas. Mr. Dixon
was severe, including algebra, geometry,
A nd the rose fell on tho ground.
U r b a n I le v c lo p m e n t I n ttw Inlh.
H e r G rea t N e ed .
trigonometry, application of algebra to
privation. For Tom m y Cruse, show ing says:
A
n
the green ligh t on the prairie,
T he rural sou th, especially in the old­
Every woman*" ought to pay a reason­ h is w ou ld be custom er to the door, as­
geometry, etc., ho stood fifteenth in a
Her d a ily bath afforded ber great e n ­
Aa the red ligh t on the w»,
able tiegfeb o f atten tion to her person, sured that custom er, in language too joym ent.
Through fragrant belts of summer
class o f 60 iu m athcm aticcs and forty- er portions, is, econom ically Rpeakin,
A broad, sh allow stream,
Camo thia sw eet world to be.
and especially to havin g her hair neatly em phatic and gruphio for E nglish ears, w ith a sandy Imttom, flowed through
ninth iu French and tw enty-seventh in far from progressive, and what wm no
TI1E r-HOOMCUt rank. »Ito t o . anM tol
and becom ingly dressed.
«•napaprrs In the TnlUd SUL«,
that he w sn ld sooner throw b is m oney the estate, and iu a lnrge pool Rengun
order of general merit. Tho second year the sin g le occupation of the mntlim
And the grave archangel, seeing,
T H E iH I K o M I C f .K has no equal on Mia P acifia
Bpivad his m ighty vana for flight,
T w o days alter u great fire hail dev­ in to the house of his satanio m ajesty used to scrub her dow n every day. Of
he clim bed three points in general m erit gen tlem an is now the last that hevotM
l*ada all In a b llliy , enterprtsa and n « » i
But
»
giow
hung
round
him
fleeing
iated a north country v illa g e a worthy than loan it to suoh a drunken, sh ift­ course be w ent into the w ater also, and
and stood tw enty-fourth iu a class o f v o lu n ta r ily nsram e. In the rich nils
T H E C IIK i)X T C I.U * s Telegraphic lta n o rts ara
L ike the rose of an arctic night,
ph ilan thropist of the place w as serving less fe llo w as Ham A shb y.— C o u h ill she would lie dow n und roll, som etim es
the I at, «st and m ost re lia b le, i u Local New s taa
63. H e stood tenth in m athem atics, and ou the gra zin g lands of south»»
And siidly moving heavenward
*oîleat and spiciest, and Ils E d ltortala fro m u>a
out clay pipes uud tobacco ns relief for M agazine.
By Venus and by Mars,
w ith all four legs iu the air, hut alw ays
tw enty-third in drawing, bnt w as be­ V irgin ia, in parts o f Georgia and iu tb
»West (>ena in the country.
F e heard the joyful planets
tho poor hom eless men w hen u young
keeping the tip of her trunk out of the
low the m iddle in ethics and French. bine grass region o f Tennessee fantiin;
I’ H E C i I I t o X IC LK has al w ays been, and ai ways
e Hail earth, tho roso o f «tars.
w om an presented herself before* him. T H E W ELL MANNERED BOY. w ater so thut she m igh t have air to
*11! he. the frie n d and cham pion of tha people <ia
In his third year he rose in his draw ing pays fairly, o w in g to the greater thrift
—Ü. E. Woodbury in Contnry.
agat
tu
t
c
n
u
ih
l'tallona,
c
liq
u
â
t,
corporation»,
or
T h e line, o f course, hud been mude up
breathe. When she had done enough of
to 19, and was twenty-second in chem ­ o f the in h ab itan ts and to the fertilityd
» !• I s H lm ply C h a r m in g , h o t A lto g e th a i
oppreaaionaof a ii r k in d
i t w ill he ta d v p a n d a a l
o f men, and the donor asked tho girl,
this sort of nonsense according to Reu-
(a s va rjrth in g u a u ira i In
istry and fifteenth in philosophy, w hich the soil, but, on tho whole, the pnipw
HAS T H E UMBRELLA FAD.
T o o Ncarce.
•w ho w as extrem ely pretty and refined iu
was a very good standing indeed. He of the new south, lik e that of therwtd
Is there anything more charm in g ic gun s i«lea, ho used to make her come
appearance, w h at she w anted w ith a
out aud lie dow n on a saDd bar, and th2n C h icago M an W h o C arries I t to G reater
rose to 20 in general m erit, 16 iu en­ the country, c e r ta in ly has not taken tto
th
is
world than a nice, w e ll mannered
pilie. bhe blushed uud repeated her re­
ho w ould scrub her dow n— a process of
E x tr em e« T h a a M oat P e o p le.
gineering, 17 in m ineralogy and geology, direction. It is through its urban de
hoy? I d on ’t w an t to be hypercritical,
quest.
w h ich she seemed h ig h ly to approve—
There is a m an on the North Side
hut w as a little below the average in vclop m en t o n ly th a t the Rw-tion bs
* “ W hy, you do not sm o k el’’ said the but I m ust udd, ns I am a str ictly vera­ after w h ich she w ould be ouoe more w ho has the um brella fad. It would
ethics, artillery and infantry practice.
jq stly earned its sobriquet.
ciou
s
wom
an,
thut
they
are,
alas,
as
w orth y philanthropist.
washed dow n, aud then she would trot hardly Le fair to te ll his name, as it
In general, it may be said that he left
N e w c itie s lik e Roanoke, Va, bar
rare
as
they
are
charm
ing.
“ No, but please givo m e a pipe. ”
off beside her keeper, both clean aud w as learned iu confidence, and the fad
the academy w ith a good average record sprung up on ground that 20 ycanip
Such a hoy, tho w ell m anuered gon-
“ I f yon w ill tell mu w h at you are g o ­
g listen in g, and rem ain a short w h ilo in m ight not bo regarded as a mere eccen­
as a stndent and a very high record os a w as parceled in to farms. AnteWlma
loa, thunk lieuvuns, I m et not long
in g to do w ith it. I'll g iv e you one. ’’
her stable, w h ile he w ent off for his tricity by som e people w ho have suffer­
m an.— H am lin G arland iu M cUlure’a
v illa g e s have becom e large cities, uii
T he g irl hesitated, mid then, raising ago, uud m y instunt thought was, W hat diuin r. H e used td bring her bark a ed from i t und they m igh t be tempted
the case o f A tla n ta and (Tiatranoopi
her hand to the fringe o f her bair thut a tine m other hia m ost be. I know her buudtul of boiled rice, nsnully rolled np to com plain to the police. Agaiu, every­
Old tow n s lik e N a s h v ille and Ricluiiowl
TESTING A WATCH.
by reputation, a celebrated actress, who
h u u g lim p over her forehead, she said:
in a banana leaf, w h iih she received body w h o has lost an um brella— and
have taken a freah lease of life iindte
has carefu lly shielded her private life
“ I w a n t to ciirl m y fringe. "
w ith great satisfaction.
that
m
eans
a
m
ajority
of
the
people
of
H ow E n g lish T im ep iece« A re T ried
Ut come rich and progressive. A ww rail­
Slid got the stein a t the broken pipe from the publio, and m y estim ation of
Chicago—
w
ould
look
up
his
address
in
T h e ir R e g u la r ity .
road has m ail« th e fn rtn n eo f this plan*,
and w ent aw ay laughing. She hud been thut wom an im m ed iately roKe 60 de- 1 S ir E d w a rd «V. I’o y o ter'a B e a u tifu l A rt. ' the directory und sw eep «lowu upon him
There has been watc hm aking at Cov­ a new te x tile or eth er industry Iw
-resened from a burning house only 24 grees. N one but a wom an o f culture,
If th(«ro is oue elem en t predom inant w itli tho licpe that h is lost property i
entry as long as there has been a watch caused the g row th o f that. And ail th»
houra before uud w as th in alm ost on refinem ent and true n o b ility o f charac­ in a ll h is work, it is the intellectual. m igh t be iu h is collection.
trade in England, w hich is for the last progress has b een d u e to the abolition fll
th e verge o f starvation, uud w hen she ter could rear u son whoso every ligh t- J Clear, serene, w ell ordered, the art of
Thero ure other m en w ho have a
200 years or thereabout. There used to slavery and to th e destruction of prop­
sou ght the pipe to curl her hair she was est word show ed respect for w om en, In­ Sir Edward P oynter stands out w ith w eakness for taking umbrellas, but no
be three centers of the E nglish trade
nate
good
breeding,
ami,
best
of
all,
iu
erty caused by the c iv il war. The son'll
unquestionably badly in need of oloth-
som e diHtinctii'A am ong the less consid­ man is know n to have carried it to so •
these being Liverpool, Coventry and I em cr o f tho la st 3 0 years has simply
th is day o f affected skepticism am ong
iu g. — Strand Mngnziue.
ered and less com plete workm uuship great an extrem e as th is oue. He has a
Loudon. NrAv there orc practically but had to w ork in order to live, nnd lib
tiro jeunesae doree, an honest belief iu
w ith w h ich it is so ofteu surrounded. collection num bering 400 um brellas of
tw o— Uoventry and Birm ingham . The •be rest o f th e w orld, he has prcfctwl
the existen ce o f good am ong men uud
I t W a s P la y P » r ll'm .
A lthough ho him self lias beeu umoug all kinds. A gixxi m any o f them were
test o f a good watch is that it should t h e tow n to th o c o u n tr y .— V<". P. Trent
T be train ran off the track aud p lu n g­ w om en iu general.
the reform ers of his day, the later m ove
bought. Som e of them were borrowed
obtain a K ew certificate, and of the i in A tlantic.
And I couldn 't help think ing sorrow­
ed dow n u steep em bankm ent.
m en ts iu the directiou of personal im ­ from friends, w ith and w ithou t their
watches that go to K ew 76 per cent are !
’ Engiue, baggage car, coaches uud fu lly as I chatted w ith th is d eligh tfu l pressionism have not affected eith er his perm ission, aud others w ere acquired iu
from Coventry.
A M oiurter M u sica l In«trani«sl.
sleepers w ere jum bled iu oue aw fu l hoy how few m others really understand m eth od or ideal. The uew school to other w ays w hich it w onld be hardly
A t Kew no watch has yet succeeded
th eir meter. It's the m ost responsible
mass.
The m ost « g ig a n tic harp ever c«-
w h ich be belonged in h is youth, w h iih o olite to m ention. The m an is a good
w hich sig n ify Ktructed, ns far as (h e record goes, nai
Tho groans o f thu injured passengers work iu the world, that of m otherhood, m ay be broadly described us tlie " n eo ­ citizen in other respects, bnt he is a vie-
and is entered in to w ith the least train­
penection, but Coventry has como near-! *hat m ade by V eritan , the provut d
rent thu air.
c la s sic a l,” bus alm ost become un “ old" tim of the um brella habit, and when he
in
g
and
preparation.
Women
are
pro­
ft™ » i i
^ “ d is a lw ®yg w e ll to the B nrkli, near B asel, Switzerland, ii
ft w a s frig h tfu l.
acbtxii now , but he has seen no rt ason sees an um brella he is com pelled to
Jones, th e w orld renowned h a lf back, verb ially proud, vain, their maaculiuo to sw erve from the aim s aud principles struggle very hard to resist the tem pta­
Th«
is no lig h t one. I “87. T hat w a s a lo n g w hilo ago,
critios say, und I wonder w h ether they
ai.«i <»«
1S t?8ted in every position *ho fam e o f M. V eritan ’s gigsute
p artially awoke.
w h ich inspired aud guided h is earliest tion to m ako h im self its owner. U su al­
Th« Chronlr,. ttn tla ia g
but nrr
ve^rtorcd, not only per day, I harp w a s su ch th a t it is still occasion»!
Three poexeugsr cars w ere piled on realize how they are reflected in their efforts, aud he lim ls it im possible to be- , ly he y ield s to the tem ptation, and the
children? If they did, w ould they not
to p o f him .
i nni; ,, 'O? r j J* 18 “ nn8 \ v its pendant, lj" m entioned by w riters on the rare aid
llevo that any uew fashion or indeed uuy coveted prize is transferred to his col­
muku
a
greater
effort
to
havo
reflected
»laced di
0Wn’ h.Ung on ’'“ch Ri<,e. j the w onderful, ju st as the sea serpent,
A piece of pipe w as coiled arouud his
new discovery can a lter certain fun da­ lection.
ou ly their good points, their gcutlcncsa,
neck.
i -
m ental truths, w hich inform all the
„„„
_°?TU n,.1< ’la''k down and at. bloody rain, liv e m astodons, etc., o’
The um brella collector does not mnke
" r M« i.
breeding,
and,
above
all.
their
faith
iu
'Iho rim o f ouu of the great driving
“ugles’ and ‘« fin ish
M. V erito n ’s colossal m usical iuitn
greatest art works of the past, iurlu ding any great disp lay of his collection. The
w ith is baked in an ove
W heels o f th e engin e rested on b is face. hum an nature.— P h ilad elp h ia Record.
those of r h id in s anti M ichael Angelo. um brellas are piled up in a b ig clo set in
in m ent w as 820 fe e t in length,.and,
an ice pail. N o wonder
H is legs w ere piuned dow n by a
w ith »" v™
k ------ - tllat a watch that account, w a s constructed in an up"’
— Cosm o Monkhdtise in Scribner's.
TU» Kaaly A a t X a tsr .
his bedroom, aud he very seldom v isits M y
1 h r .
h eavy lestu .
' " I " lot in stead o f in a harp factory. It *■
it. Noxv nnd then he looks over them
A n anim al m ade o f tin plat«, o f tho
A p illo w bad been forced uguiust Ills
T w o W IIdrate.
and counts them w ith satisfaction. The
shape o f an elon gated fir cone, about
18^00 Vih i8, COn’i'l e W ,h at it m skes mo«t sim p le in construction, consistinj
m ou th « ud nose, m aking it im possible three feet in leugtb, w h ich crackles and
A W ells Fargo m essenger on the Santa last tim e he counted them there were
of 16 w ire« stru n g lig h tly between ho
•for him to breathe.
» L
? ° n"
hour an<1 "»>«t not poles. These w ire» w ere of «liffew?
rustles w ith every m ovem ent, is one of Fe train had an unusual experience. 398 in the closet. H e has added a few
vary a second a week, w h ile « q u a rter! «ixes, the largest b ein g one-sixth of’•
H is arm s w ere pressed a gain st his
the latest acquisitions of the Z oological Am ong tho articles in h is core w as a to his collection since th at tim e.
turn of its two tim e
sides, anti he tried iu vain to m ove.
tw o w ild cats, consigned I In every other w a y except, th is pas-
«crews,
m eaning inch in d iam eter and the smallest w
society of Loudon. Its nam e is the pan cage coutniniug
the m illionth of an inch
w ill
v-.ii o __ i. iu , -, h »R
- "tate, to Mar- ! «ion for um brellas, w h ich am ounts to
Ihit w illin g bauds w ere ut w ork upon g o lin , or scaly ant eater, and it beloni!» fn,n* 1,111
Th: Grail st Wte'.l) b th« Ctniry,
a tw e lfth o f an inch. T hey were gtretcW
difference of 20 s^ m d « h, w ill
’ make "
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th e w i n k , aud a t last Jones, th e world
cacv of it«
“ d“-v ’ tlle
' nor‘l* »nd sou th and inclined in snrhi
to the kuuie fam ily group oa the arm s t iu ’s Ferry. <>. T lie m essenger from m ania, the m an is perfectly sane. H is
ronownud b alf (rack, w as drugged out.
Uted as w ill al«ot rt.e n t- T U. 1* aPPrPci" ’’’«»»»r a« to form an angle of fre®-’"
d illo and platypna It has excited great whom he received tin m said they hail friends regard him us a very clever!
* ^ ^
. i y but’ X n t o ^ h S " - ?
d e g m * W lth ^ U t o n . »
Looking around, in a duxeii sort of
atteution at tlie aim, for it ia— if w e are been behaving very w ell, but no sooner man, and ho holds a responsible posi­
a
b
w ay, a t h is rescuers, ho asked:
ll^ ls .1 ln ,
ln
„ th e U n i( t ( j
.
oorreotly inform ed— the first anim al of w as ho started on h is run thun they got tion in a b ig w h olesale house down
queer
instrnm
t-nt wii3 not intended »-
Jew elers’ Review.
“ H ow m any yards did wu gain ou th« kind w hich has beeu exhibited info a terrible tight. The frail bars of town. But um brellas are b is wenkues«.
an exaggerated toy, but w as construct«-
...
‘ »"flaarit Mw,?oa
th a t •down, • boy»?” —C leveland Leader.
THF WEEKLY <-H'«iNICl.v ,
j,_» . .
thore. Ils home is where the term ites, the cage bent so under their battering H e is a v ictim o f the um brella habit 6)i<l
for the express pnrpose of foretell®
inn»t com
\ v ...
|
* ‘•h'n’ For T»“ > « - » • C l .« .
or w h ite uuts, are found, for tho anim al that ho drew u couple o f revolvers and ju st as another man m ig h t he a victim "<’"i w ,,u rre'ih - s ' , , . ' ' 7 ^ ’
““
changes in th e w eather, which wc
Ih
e
fish
ranged
from
4
to
0
foot
io
!
T h e {'••» I d » ra t« W a m a u ,
feeds ou these destructive creatures and watched 111. in. ready to fight for h is life o f the opium habit or m orphine habit,
i e i g h t ftV,lHfrOIn ? to a0°
in calculated by IV ofessor Veritan uccof“
It wus at th e busiest hour of thu bu si­ posses* a claw s w hich are designed to in case they g ot loom. W hen the growls,
oml his relatives are in constant fenr
^ e j8ht. Judging from their size I it« , ing to the different tones the isslruinw
est day the store had tx-eu in a long break dow n their strougholda The snarl» and sp ittin g finally had ceased, that the habit, m ay som e day get him vA M P L t C J P IE S S iN T FR .£ .
made w h en the w in d was blonfe
tun e, aud th e busiest place iu all the ulaw s are also necessary for burrowing the m easenger took a lantcru and looked into trouble.— Cliiougo Tim es- Herald.
through it .— St. I<ouis Republic.
store w as the luce departm ent. F our iu the ground, for the pangolin exca- into the cage. W here thero bad beeu
1 « Y O U \ v 7 a N T T I I E
A r n la t e d Q a ra tlo « .
w om en, four frantically eager wom eu, vutes a cave for h im self and bis mat« tw o big w ildcats, w eig h in g respectively
T h e K n p rcm e C ourt.
C H R O N IC L E
w ere w aitin g. The fifth wom an hud the e ig h t feet or so helow the surface of 60 uud 40 ponuds iu sp ite of their
Tho great question w hether the use
“ The judge» o f th e U nited Ptote-
•napping
at
them
and
follow
in
»
i
t
on ly axles wom an ut that end of the th e earth, and in th is strauge hom e one gauutuesx, there w as uow oue sleek 90 i o f forks is understood in Chicago hav­
g them
them courts have, w ith rare exceptions, h*.
np into the »to w »nd follow
, "“ ow in
iug
the air. M oving on. w e found m en o f ex cellen t le g a l ability »u*1 “
"count« r aud w as looking ut luce, real or tw o youn g ore produced every year. pound w ildcat und a few hairs a n d , in g been happily settled in Pari», it
loco. 1 think she must have exam ined a The pangolin at present at the »00 is bout « of the other. The su rvivin g beast m ay be asked iu seriousness w hether
high ch aracter," w r ites px - Preside1
d o w n pieces. The four wom en scented fed upon ants aud their eggs, and also w as «cut rejoicing ou its w ay, billed aa forks are not too m uch used in Chicago
Harrison in T h e In d ie s ' H om e JoutvtJ-
on tho verge o f apoplexy.
exh ib its a partiality fbr cockroaches " tw o w ildcats, ’’— f a n Fraucisco A rgo­ nnd rveryw here clae. N ot th at anybody
The bar ha« som etim es compts'®'
► 1 1 O W I X O
“ H aven’t you som ething wider?" sculded iu m ilk. The scales w ith w hich naut.
w au ts to use the knife for conveying
that ju d ges w ere nrbitrary and not **'
asked the fifth wonmu.
food to the m outh, but m igh t not the The United States, Dominion of
its body is covered are hard and »harp
G o lf •'»tatara.
to be found in A e,» .
" game fi"h w ays .a« suave and respectful in to"1
’’C e rta in ly ," answered the tired sales
teaspoon a« a port o f the dinner equip­
Canada Rnd Northe’ n Mexico
aa ateel, aud it can g iv e a terribly c u t­
treatm ent o f tho m em bers o f the h*r
In
the
abseuce
o
f
the
regular
g
o
lf
cd-
Wouiuu. draggiug out another box. tin g blow w ith its pow erful tail. I t can
m ent bo a little more prominent?
they onght to be. Perhaps thero W
itor the follo w in g question from a be-
r»srr. kiub ,
" T h ia is gift a y ard ."
People
o
f
breeding
train
their
c
h
il­
roll its body up iuto a ball like a hedge-
v
An« ia*
toon in particu lar cases ground for so™
Tho eyes of the fifth wom an glistrued. bug w hen it so w ills .— Publio Opinion. ginn er w as referred to thu turf editor dren to cat peas, for instance, w ith a
com plaints, bnt th e cases have b*r
for
au
an
sw
er:
"In
a
gum
e
of
g
o
lf
is
it
With
l
a
i
e
,
nieHPO,T
i
t
We
bait^
"Y ea, ’ site s a id to her com |atuiou,
fork, tabooing the spoon for no apparent
few. M anifestation s o f rudeness sri
right to fa z z le your put or is it better
C le r ic a l I>»|
“ t h u t s lik e w ine.
1 just w anted to
through the s c S . V t Ä
, ^ i n«
reason other than that ite nee would
Passion are in excu sab le in a judge «•
05« T H E O T H E R S ID E .
to
fetter
on
tho
tee?"
T
he
tnrf
editor
k n o w w h at hg paid for it. T h a t’s a ll."
sim p lify aud fa c ilita te the operation.
It is to he feared that clergym en who
w hile not u n m v T V m *
kp' m ust be d eferen tial i f ho expects d«fer
« • n t « 2 , nd Ow, |h <
A nd aha sailed out of the shop. N ot have eu tered th e church through theolo ■et his teeth firm ly, stared hard at the On the sam ep riu cip lo they ought to eat
t o t 890 feet of line „„J £
I cnee. H e should be p a tien t and «wa
W e r < l, « h r e n „ |e f , r O ne PY
on e o f the four wom en w a itin g found a g ical college» are w retched se b o io n aa a w all tn front of him a few m om ents thuir pea« w ith chopetickn. as a C h in a -!
cod «> quickly that T t, ¿ o ’ P ° f n’-T tempered, for the case is sure to g°
p o » ..« e p „ .p. , , , o , M , p 4nd p a * « .
'Word to suy. hut the salesw om an gasped rule. The bishops have lately found it and w rote th e fo llo w iu g rep ly: “ Iu case man could ea sily do. 8 0 w ith certain
w t o t had happened*
w av in h is o w n coart. And, on the oth­
APUREOS
'
-----
w tak ly, " W e ll, 1 uever!" — W ashtugtuu ueceaaary to in sist on an entrance exam- a player snaggles his iron it isperw i.w i- kinds of pie and poetry. The relish is
er
hand, the har sh ould alw ays grt®
ble
for
him
to
fu
z
ile
h
is
pnt.
but
a
l
e
t
­
AI.
H
.
Y
O
W
O
I ‘oat.
iuatiou on general subject« before ad
marred by the loss of jutoee too th in for
pow erful aid to support the infittriMfe*
ter plan w onld bo for btm to drop b is the fork to carry. Y et the man who
a
chramèia,
niiasiuu
to
a
theological
college
con
be
the courts, for th e ju d ic ia l departme*
A J a a n d lr e d T l»w .
V ttA xci^y e««.
guppy in to the pringle and «needle it values bis social reputation tnuat not
granted, and the results have beeu d e­
1» tho keystone o f our government **
" I don 't see w h y it should be deemed
cid ed ly startling. The requirem ents are out w ith a niblick. "— C hicago Tribune. ask for a spoon.
assaults upon it threaten the w1***
a dtegruce, “ th e y ou th fu l bachelor re- alm ost ridiculously elem entary—a co»
The
proper
use
o
f
the
silver
fork
A G esti. Reminder.
M i»h A rt a a th » H ig h H»aa.
« •o k . D ee.«».
u ia |k ed in the eouroe of the con versa • pie o f Ixxika of Xenophon's “ Auaba
structure o f tho sta te ly nirb. ”
m ight be better underatood if it were o f Mp t,IX .» T Th” ™ » v e r e n i U ttw
“ It w as a rather expeusive ocean trip
* low, “ for a w om an to ask a m an to • la," m m o qu ite easy Latin, tw o b oots
regarded ae a modified shovel w ith h m - ! o f Patrick » offering
H.M Storv».
that Splasher to o k ."
■ natry h e r .’’
*¿7. ,To ^ a m y<(u
o f E uclid and »0 forth. N evertheless, it
itatione im posed by its alita. For eolida Mary What sh all I yen TOarTui^p, to* »nakes or
" I don't see h ow J o lly liv e s with th»1
'•W h a t hap ien td ?"
■•J ia reply for ; i H t o i m p r i s o Ä ? X L " t 70n
'•It isu t fe d isg r a c e ," replied th e e ld -
it is an excellen t shovel. For liq uids it you?
is stated that a large uumber o f can d i­
rich w ife o f his. S h e's a Tartar “
“ A frigh tfu l sterni camn up and the
«•ri/ ttiaidcn. " Id iocy ia a m isfortune. ” dates for o td e n ere so grossly ignorant
ia naturally a failure. Tha ixvuutryman
", PDC°nntcr manv
Mary—T ell him, mum, if v a u’a». dangers. If Tou
“ It w on ld be a good deal harder»
captain threw Sp lasher'! oil paintings
-dN iiciunatl Enquirer.
w ho oa hia first v isit to a o ily hotel that when I ge, ,ny w ^ r r i s ^ P „ I toart w ill b,. false T J ? Ve'-ronr »»eet-I
that they have been uuable to get
crp lain how he could liv e w ithou t het
overboard to calm the w jvra. " — C h ica­ asked the w ater for a spoon w ith no
•bake
shows
voa
w
i
ñ
^
“
“
5'"®
kiU
»
'
threugh thia exorediugly easy ordeal —
w^X ito ’" t r - , n
,c « ' " t o T t o
— D etroit F ree Press.
go Reccrd.
A a M b e r M * tl« r.
cnlties and entrnde,„ ,
diffl. !
London Truth.
slits in it w as no legitim ate «ubjeot of w edding things— Tit-Bits.
" D o yon th iu k • man has a right to
or f X m g bm TOer,* ía l la
ridicule.
Ha
w
as
an
im
partial
critic,
A cork leg w ith ou t a knee jo in t tloea
^ h « t is called elm dust is really
G raap lag a t a S ir a * .
..pen h is w ife a letters?"
Ama , a , r , . r, F<tr
at seo. “
«wjing, but uusueoemrfn!
being w ith o u t the prejudice o f habit or
to*d* o f the tree, w h ic h ripen befot* •»*
' " W e ll, bo m ay have th e right, h at I
Doctor— Don't be alarmed. I was not cc»t us much as one inclu ding the trad ition .— H otel M ail.
F
.rst
_
if
,
t
s
^
l
t
h
a
,
th^
kuev aud if t u artificial h ip socket is
w aves ore perfectly formed
tou
see bow he eonld have the voar- tick er than yon are a year ago. and
•"h. Proposai of the
air is - clear
to be m ade the cost ia corrcspoudiugly
m
'V
" ‘’K” 11' " t o t
F»»«re.
xg«t “ — C h icago Record.
w ith the sam e trouble. Today I am iucreoaed.
Thore is n cth iu g purer than honesty, convey
. . .
" ' ,n to c a ir ied en casilv lv
Portland. M e., is 1,297 m iles c * *
w e ll and hearty.
n oth in g sw eeter thaa c h a r ity nothing person« tw o mi!»« apart
' • 1
«»st of St. Lonis.
P a tien t ( a n x io u sly >— O h, doctor, tell
Iu :hrec years the progeny of a
î'oc.m.l Spurt— Wi,v too t ,
„
warm er than love, nothing richer thaa
eligible.
“ an-ied women ora
me, w h o was youx pbysiuian?— Water id rata, under ravorable eruditions,
‘
wisdom , noth in g brighter than virtue toll C ortvt’ nmt F ili
Ctoartty.
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im
m
un.
tm ry.
unmher I, ovo.
t t o « ? - V ' - ’. - ' - f i R . . <n,.,n
t?1’' M'«. F ly h ig h «end itt anytbW
and noth in g more steadfast thou faith
“ ake you' e h ^ H „ 7 ?0 a,!ow
to— .
Loudwi F in . *
* “ ’’» t o w h ip ’— tor the poor?"
Yes, «he gave tw o dow n J x p a » *
fan*.
n,i ’ —C hicago Record.
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