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FLORENCE, OREGON, FRIDAY, Mar. I, l W .
VOL. V ili.
A GREAT ADVOCATE.
TRAVELERS’ GUIDE
APES MUTINIED.
¡
THAT family closet .
A nd t h . V nrtooa K in d s
at
S k e le t o n . T h a t
SKELETONS IN CLUBS.
THE QUEER PERFORMANCES OF THE
TWO BLANKS OF NEW YORK.
Every family has its skeleton. We
There are still somo members of tho
know that, of course, anatomical speci
New York bar who remember George
mens, neatly put together and stored M y a tery a t t h . M a a W h . S t o le » o a d a t
G
A
R
D
I N
E
R
F r o . L o a c h « « » - A a o t h . » M ao W ith a
Wood, tbo contemporary of Daniel D » u A ll t h e C r » » ■ » « •!* « ■ »
®“ *- sway in a secure cupboard, of which
_ " S A I L S ---------
Lord. Ogden Hoffman, William Kent,
H is to r ic a l N a m . W h o T o o k t o W o e r t a r
S T A O B UXNH3.
t» i„ i n t o t h e B l n l W - T k e K s c .p t lo a only family members have the key a
i On the 1st, 10th and 20th of each James T. Brady and other distinguish W a s r a t a l t o T h e ir P la a a , If T h e y H ad skelt ton key, probably. Only when the
O ld C lo t h .« a n d W a . D r o p p e d .
2 r r - s - - tc......... "
i "
ed lawyers of many years ago. The ven
family is aloue, with no visitors about,
A
.y
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U
s
e
fo
l
B
u
n
c
h
o
f
lla
n
a
u
a
a
.
month.
A decently dressed roan, with® sham
erable Benjamin D. Silliuian has de
docs it go to the door cautiously and
S u r e r .......................... Philip Metcben
Leaves Florence Mondays Wednes- gj„gie trip $3.00. Round trip $5.00 scribed George Wood as being couspic-
"I havo had some strange crews in unlock it and bring the bony occupant bling gait.aud a shifty eye, walked down
toua for his great learning, bis wonder my experience,” said old Captain Ben lorth. The family knows its own skele Broad street oue’afibrnoon last week and
Supt. Publie Instruction. <!• M. j™-"-
days and Fridays.
ful power In stating his cases and his son ••but the funniest kind of a ship s ton, but outsiders are supposed to be in sttraotod the attention of a broker who
Arrives at Florence Tuesdays Thurs
mathematical power in argument
company that 1 ever sailed with was total ignorance of its existence, and if was standing in his office window. Thi-
,C.
M,
Idleman.
days and Saturdays.
Attorney General
a great advocate. Frederic R. Cou one of big African apes, and it happen thoy are wiser than people think them— brokcr watched the man closely until
........R. S. Bean
Connects with Steamer and Scotts For Passenger and Freight Rates was
dert some time ago told the following ed in this way:
ind of course they always are—it is only
. .F. A. Moore burg Stage Line (or Drain.
the fellow had disappeared around the
Also with
Supreme’Court
story of Mr. Wood: “ le a n remember,
'C. É. Wolverton
••It was during that period of the i point of politeness to pretend to be corner into Wall streeL He had called a
--------APPLY TO
Stage
Line
for
Coos
Bay.
Charge
looking
hack
to
early
boyhood,
that
ven-
of the great showman F. t- I blind and deaf.
Judge Second District .. ..J. C. Fullerton reasonable.
M eyer & Kyle,
Florence, O r. ernbl8 fiBliro and recall «Peak‘“« t o "“® ¿ ¿ u u m , when he had his museum on
Of how many kinds are family skele- visitor’s attention to the man.
“ Have you ever seen that fellow be
Attorney Second District ,W. E. Yates
I lower Broadway In New York city, loua, Tbe Joneses possessed an uncle
of his contemporaries about him.
person to whom I spoke said, ‘ Yes, a that my vessel was chartered by him to wbo diod ¡USaue. You can t go uen*’ \“° fore?” he asked.
•‘His face fs familiar, and I am sure
S T E A M ER “ C O O S ,’ ¿Rent of mine got «n opinion from go out to Africa and to bring back a jones onpboard, or, in otber
that I have seen him somewhere, but I
George
Wood
ouco.’
‘Well,
I
«•*«.
cargo
of
wild
animals
that
his
agents
ayen
hint
at
the
»object
of
„ ___ WU1 make?—
O O U N T Y O FFIC ER S
‘how was it done, bow much did lie ! in that country had collected. W i had iuwmlty U their presence, without the can’t placo him. Who is he?”
"John Blank,” said the broker, men-
charge?’
for even in those early days three big and two baby elephants m the alt8ietou audibly kuooking its bones to-
T
R
IP
S
R E G U LA R . D A IL Y
tloning
a family name that waa w ell
the professional instinct asserted itself. hold also a rhiuooeroa and a giraffe, getjjer and all the Joneses turniug pa
known. “ I am a member of three good
I
w
ill
tell
you,'
my
friend
replied.
while
iu
wooden
houses
on
deck
we
oar-
y
on
can
t
mention
Turkish
bonds
to
the
E- B a n g s ,___Proprietor.
Mv client went to him and said, Mr. ried several zebras, a number of ante- BroWns without their jaws suddenly clubs,” continued tho broker, naming
. .F.. O. Potter.
Judge?...............
Wood, I would like to have your opin lope and deer, also ton huge apes as fan iug: you can’t think why. And when three that one would naturally place at
W. T. Bailey
Stage leaves Eugene Mondays |
ion on these papers. ” “ Give mo the pa larne as men and looking iu the face driuk »tati8tics form the cheerful sub- the head of the list of New York clubs,
Commissioners
.J. T. Callison
“ aud in the course of a long experience
pers and come hack tomorrow, said tho exactly like the cartoons of the Emer-
oi conversation at the Robinsons with the management of them I have
and Thursdays at 6 a. in. and ar- ,
great
lawyer.
The
papers
were
produced
.A. C. Jennings 1
aid Isle natives found iu the humorous tal)le you observe with wonder that a
seen some curious olub skeletons. Tney
Clerk........ ............
nnd the client departed. The next day uaners. The apes were vory intelligent tbf) iumny grow uuoouifortable an
A. J- Johnson rives in Florence at 4 p m. the
are unpleasant. Blank was a skeleton in
Sheriff.................
he
presented
himself
before
Mr.
Wood,
L
d
were
capable
of
being
taught
many
writbe
in
their
chairs.
You
haven
t
the
.A. S. Patterson day following.
tb e ------club until we finally got rid
Treasurer...........
and the latter said, "Fifty dollars,
aninsing
tricks.
faintest
notion
why.
but
the
skeleton
D. P- Burton
of him, and to this day none of the men
Returning stage leaves Flor
nnd nothing more. The client was In
Assessor.............
“
On
our
voyage
home
I
had
occasion
balt
»
telligent and ussumed that ho should a number of times to advise tho officers , j m e t a man once at a dinner party who knew the facts about his expulsion
School Superintendent . . . . .0 . S. Hunt
__ C. M. Collier ence Tuesdays and Fridays at 8
pay him that sum, which ho did. After nnd men against teasing these creatures, wbo wa» perfectly sane upon evef^ has ever bad any explanation of them.
Surveyor.,’; . . .
“ So far as family connections are
___J. W. Harris a. m. and arrives in Eugene at 6
waiting awhile ho asked, "What about telling them that they were known to oiut on eartb but one, and on that ne
Coroner...............
R
F. B. Wilson
my papers, Mr. Wood?” “ They nre not possess a good memory and were re- wag tbe opposite. He could talk about concerned. Blank is eligible to any dub
Justice of Peace
worth a d - n , ” replied Mr. Wood, and vengeful and would surely make it a politics, science, art, Shakespeare and in fhis city, and we always understood
. John F. Tanner p. m . the day following.
Constable...........
Ü
further comment on the point to get even with their tormentors tbe mugic«l glasses, but if by any that he hsd a good Income. It was about
ho made
five years ago, when I was a member of
case. ’ ”
, . at the first opportunity, bnt as the bance the eonvetsation touched on
Single fare - - - “
David Dudley Field used to relate heavy wooden bars divided them from doeiing be wont straight off his head tiife bVuse committee, that my attention
was first called to Blank. A member o i
tho following; “ George Wood was the the hairy faces that scowled at their
aud tber8,
R o u n d t r i p ----------------- «»•<*>
C IT Y O FFIC ER S.
personification of login and cold us fuumaking they felt safe enough to
Duoi ing was the skeleton In his cup tho club can. j to me one day and said:
S
“ ‘See here. I ’ve got a disagreeable
marble. I was sitting beside him in give no heed to my warnings. The board aud tbe reason was one that oau-
Tickets for sale a t E Bangs’s
On one day duty to perform. You know that re
court one day when ho arose to argno niatos und sailors took good care, how- not
Pullm
an
enlarged
upon
here.
F. B. Wilson livery barn, Eugene, and a t Ilurd
freshments arc served at every regular
case, and as ho arose his coattails ever, to
in every j year - ho shut himself up . in _ his
President.
at a w. safe
from the to
LVI pass
f u e l *«v
— — distance
------
_
Sleeping Cars a caught
the bark of tho chair and hung cago in going about their work, for on bon8e aud wag uot seen by mortal eye. meeting of the club, and I have n o titd
O. W. Hurd & Davenport’s ottico in Florence.
for several months back that John Blank
Wm. Kyle
over it. Wood stood up and spoke, I
Elegant
or three occasions the alert oocu- Tbat Was the one day when his skele- baa »towed away a lot of things in bia
Marion Morris
should think, for fully two hours, but two
Board of Trustees
to suddenly ton camo out and stalked about.
panfs
had
been
known
D ining Cars
C. C. Behnke
never once did those coattails move.
Many people have what seems to the pockets on every such oocasiou. •
thrust forth a long muscular arm and
“ ‘Why, that is absurd,’ I replied,
•*Ou
one
occasion
a
young
lawyer
general
public a harmless enough skele
grip
the
unwary
seaman
iu
such
a
sav
Tourist
Drew Severy
’and I suspect that ho has been drinking
MORRIS *** HOTEL,
who
had
engaged
George
Wood
to
try
a
ton,
bnt
it
is
real
and
ghastly
to
them
age
way
as
to
elicit
a
howl
of
pain
on
Recorder..
Sleeping Cars case was asked, ‘How did tho judge
too much. You know that these month
. .J . A. Pond
Jack’s part. I could go among them selves. It is of humble origin.
Treasurer
.........
J.
C.
FLIN
T
,
Proprietor........;
ly luDches ere free to the members. ’
charge
the
jury?’
‘Oh,
George
Wood
S
T
.
PA
U
L
prising
the
pains
people
w
ill
take
to
. ,E . A. Evans
without the slightest fear aud several
Marshal..
“ ’That was the view that I took or
charged the jury,’ was tho reply. — times entered their cage for the purpose conceal that their grandfathers were
M IN N E A P O L IS
K lo r s n o e . O r e g ° n '
poor, bnt honest, the lies they w ill tell it the first time that I noticed it ,’ he
New York Times.
of
caring
for
a
sickly
little
baby
ape
DULUTH
that had boon born just after leaving (which only proves that the grandpa'- replied, ’but I watched this man nt the
SEC R ET SOCIETIES.
OUR AIM—To furnish tho best
FARG O
nut trees .
Africa, -nd for which tho ocean voyage cut’s qualities have not descended in last meeting very closely. He was act
C
R
A
N
D
?
O
R
K
8
subsequently proved too heroic, as it the direct line) and the meannesses they intoxicated. Ho ate his lunch, and then
TO
accommodations
at reasonable
r ia n t t h . Nuts, and th® TreM W ill Grow died before we reached New York.
w ill indulge in, iu the pitiable effort to I saw him wrap up a picoe of chickeu.
CRO
O
K
STO
N
A fter A w h ile.
■ r A A M Florence Lodge No. 107.
hide the fact that two generations ago some lobster salad and a brick of ice
‘
One
morning
the
crew
were
all
U e td a r communication on second prices.
W IN N IP E C
The age at which any nut trce3 come aloft on the yards furling sail, for it they kept a small greengrocer’s shop or cream in eeparate packages, put them
»„d fourth Saturdays in each month.
into bearing depends on the caro given was blowing strong aud the ship had wore plush aud powder. After all, the uudcr ln s o creqat and leave the club.
H E L E N A am*
, M.
to tho trees. Some authorities state that been
longer ‘ the ass.«
line —-------
the more certain . it . is to , It’s nu omai ing proceeding, and I think
O. W . H vbd ,
obliged to -----
rcduco
DOVI1 UUJlgW
-- her - spread
»
. of IUUKr
BUTTE
15
or
20
years
am
necessary
to
bring
caiiva».
I
had
taken
the
wheel,
aud
the
ancestors
who won their bread that it is high timedhat something was
I . G . K kotts , Secretary.
done about i t '
them into full bearing from tho tinio two mates were going from must to by the sweat of their face.
“ This man’s complaint interested m e,,
the nut is planted. This is a mistake, mast helping the work along by haul-
w . w . NEELY, Prop’r.
If all tbe world were not descended
as trees that havo been well cored for ing upon the
uie gear as it
i« was required. • from tbe
same “ gram*
a-----
-
““^ / ‘“^ i ^ ^ / u k t B l a Home
n k h of
a d tbe
o c club
oa-
the
grand
old
gardener,
Tables furnished with all the
_ *
General Lvons Post, No. 58
should bear a bushel of nuts in ten y cars, The apes had been fed a short time be- tbero might be more comm«, reuse in , waiters told me that.Blank had occ.
TO
C a meet« second and fourth Saturdays
and it must have been that I had trying tQ
and the quantity w ill increase rnpidly fore,
to forgct
forget honest t o l l - ÊngliA > « y ^ t ^
delicacies of the season. Wild CHICAGO
fore, and ----------—
oi each month at 1:30 p. m.
!
each
year
after
that
time.
carelessly
fastened
the
bar
that
secured
W A SH IN G T O N
Exchange.
j I. B utterfield , Commander.
ried away a paokago after n free supper.
Some persons may enjoy raising those tho eage door, for while I was looking
game, fish and fruit in season. Best P H IL A D E L P H IA
There seemed to l e no reasonable ex
J L. F uesish , Adjutant.
! trees from seed. To be sure it is rather aloft 1 heard u startled yell frif*» my
IN LO N D O N ’S SLUMS,
planation for his littlo steals. He wae
accomodations for the traveling N EW YORK
a slow process, but it is Interesting two officers, and the next moment they
work When planting the nuts, if thoy were climbing up the rigging like mon A K s tb o r H o n » h E a p e r lo a e o T h a t T « « « h l and is a lawyer in good practice, and,
B O ST O N A ND A LL
public. Charges reasonable.
BB A rttot a L esson .
as you know, ho lives very comfortably.
have thin shells bo perfectly sum that keys themselves, while the crowd or
n it w
Perpetna Lodge, No. 131,
An artist who is well known in a I consulted w ith some of the other
P O IN T S E A S T mul S OUTH
they
have
uot
dried
out
at
all.
Tho
host
apes
came
leaping
aft
iu
pursuit
of
ft « J t / e r e r y l«t and 31 Saturdays
northern city used occasionally to put house committeemen, aud wo decided
H,
meets eveiy is
anJ vl8lt,ng
For information, time cards, maps and tickets nlnu is to get them as soon as they ripen them.
I
and
plant
them
at
onoe.
When
this
is
“ Then the funniest scene that 1 ever on his shabbiest clothes and penetrate to look out for Blank at the next sup
fiS th re n ?n good Standing are cordially
etc., call on or write
I notpossiblo, keep them in moist sand or witnessed was presented. Six of the to the slums in search of inspiration for per. He turned up promptly, and, sure
i S S X attend. J. J. A nderson , M3V •
euough, wo
wo saw
saw nini
him stealthily make
R . M c M urphey ,
in sawdust until they can be started. anes took stations at the foot oi
ms brush.
urusu. On
uu one
uuu of
«« these excursions euougti,
- - up
j
of tue
the his
***
W m . K vle , Recorder.
General Agent. Rooms 2 and 4. Shelton Block, Butternuts, walnuts, hickory nuts and shrouds, to that each mast was guarded I be s to p ^ ^
a package from the
urchin
who
was
disfiguring
the
wa’lk
out
with
it.
There
was
nothing
w . O. ZEIGLER, Proprietor.
EUGENE, OREGON.
filberts, being bard shelled, w ill keep in
both sides, and the other foux mount- ‘ ged
s o O. F. lleceta Lodge'No. I ll .meets
growing condition much longer, but e,l the shrouds with all the agility of i pavement of a squalid street with a left for us to do bnt to ask far an ox-
A. D. CHARLTON,
should bo planted In the fall, as they sailors aud sought to reach the men. piece of soft blue stone, and, . although planation.
. - OREGON
EUGENE
Assistant General Passenger Agent.
“ Charge« were preferred againat htna
germiuato better when allowed to freeze, The apes followed the men as thoy tho figures which the lad drew
m o d itauding invited to attend.
255 Morrison St. Cor. Sd.
rauundd higher and higher to escape; grotesque, the “ ‘1*t
”^ 0 an and a formal notification was sent to
as
that
cracks
the
shell.
aBgy* b J . J . ANDERSON, N . G .
P o r t le t n c A O r .
The fall planting Is nature s own then when the latter could climb no their originality and began to take an him. Blank paid no attention to it. Wn
A ndrew B runo , Sec.
wneu me ia » w
t _ iuterest in their development.
thought that he might not have receiv
plan, and the nearer we follow her ways then,
farther, they would grasp a stay that
E l k P r a i r i e H o t e l.
"That’s right, my boy 1 Make your ed it aud we sent him another notifica
tho better results we may expect. An led to some place of temporary safety
BO YEAR»’
other thing, dQ not plant tho nuts deep. and slide down it, sometimes going lines clear and never mind the detalla tion aud made sure that it reached him.
experience
C H U R C H D IR E C T O R Y
Nature drops them on tbe surface and from one spur to another in this wuy. Champion I What! Yon don’t know how Blank ignored it, aud then w* dropped
gives them a thick covering of leaves in For nearly an hour this impromptu ex to sketch that old man s hoad? 'ib ea him for conduct unbecoming a gentle
Twcntv-three
man. Blank never came near the club
which tho dirt catches as it blows about, hibition continued, and during all this give me the chalk. I’ll show you. •
M iles W est
The next moment the enthusiastic house after his first notification, and so
then tho snow covers all aud helps the time the sentries on deok hopped about
leaves to decay au.l form a covering of iu excitement, uttering guttural yelps, artist was on his knees, and with the fur aa I know be has never given an in
of Eugene.
leaf mold for the tree to grow in.
which I have no doubt were cries of en- piece of stone had quickly drawn a dication of resenting our action in drop
H / l n d “ October
It is not practicable for any of ns to oouragement aud advice to their friends clever picture. Before be could com- ping him. Kow what do you suppo*»
OcaioNa
menee another sketch, however, be felt waa tho explanation of his thefts? I
try to raise all these kinds of nuts, bnt aloft.
..
, r . . -
COPVRIOHTS «C.
and a never have been able to find onetha»
select the ones most likely to succeed in
“ At last the big monkeys gave up the a stunning blow on the head,
was satisfactory. It has been asserted
onr climate, and by proper cam and at-1 chase aud came down on deck, whore shrill female voice cried:
invention
I« conftdmjtUL
£ iH im
k on Patents
Take yer bloomin hook, ye great, that despite his large income be is nat-
„.elves known.G K ¡w m pagtor
tention make a success of it. W o may they joined the others, aud all sat on
tu>ns «trlctly
«M dboo
joooj
not nwp the benefit of onr labors but S & e s . g T z T n g \p \t the crow, good for nought hulk I What d’ye mean nrally a very miserly fellow, bnt that
"K Ä S tiîS î K
S
S
i "
notice, with ont charra, »n the
our children w ill and theirs after them.
4 l)y Hbowiug their rows of , by messin up t flags at I vo jo
merely gossip. I meet him occasionally,
- V i c k ’s Magazine.
I ^ k e d locking teeth, as much as to cd? ’Tain’t no wonder a
« aud he is always affable. It was a disa
S c ie n tific A m e r i c a n .,
5THODIST KPISlC.0PAL, CVuenad"
wliou a a senseless
senseless old
old Idiot
idiot likoyerseii
likoyerself set
sets greeable affair, and to this day an in-
--------- --------——
1 say: ’All right, my fine fellows. You wliou
«ervice. Preaching at Glenaaa
A h*P<1*o1?e,T21Ï5îlnt»Sp Journal. Tatin«. M a
'em t'example. Be off, or I’ll^acour •xplicahlo one. ”
Money Saved
T h a t W oo W h y .
i
stay
where
you
tiro
if
you
know
what's
culatlon
o#
goldbynll
newedealera.
' r month», »1-
M
; t ’pavement w l’ yer ugly carcass.
A man who bad listened attentively
They were out f< r a stroll. She no good for your health. ’
By
Tbe artist hurriedly dodged another to tho broker’s story saidt
ticed
her husbaatl throw it - glanco at her 1 "1 had been thinking out a plan to
_______________
'srinch
6m«.
«»
r
Wretun»too.
D.
Patronizing It.
“ I can equnl that with an experience
and then lock about the groundI in a | re(XJTer p<rtWt.a«iou of my ship, au.l now boot, sprang to his feet, and, wUh°’“
decided manner, as though in pat i(.
-n execution
elB(.ulion. A)>es are very fond waiting to argue the matter, sneaked in my own clnb. The man iu question
it
in
very
T h o M rste r i°n « G uest«.
Pastor.
search of something, Ho uppoared per- of bautmus, aud In my room I had a igiiominioualy off. He vows that ho has recently died and it is only charita
I had three friend«. I naked one day
Prop.
flue bunch that had bceu grocu when will mind his own businoss when next ble to »ay that he was prol»bly insane
Qeo. Hale
That tile j would dine with me,
"What
is
tho
matter,
James?”
she
placed on board, but which had ripened be goes slumming. —Loudou Tolegraph. for several years before ho died. Ho was
But » hen they came 1 found that they
Arthur Blank’’—mentioning a hiator-
Inquired,
beginning
to
feel
anxious.
i perfectly since that time, it gave me
Were «lx iuatcad of three.
ATTORNEYS
W h y D ooon’t tb o B o lte r BnrotT
ionl name. "About three years ago thia
Dave you
lost anything?’’
,
--------
.
.
1
something
of
a
heart
spasm
to
part
with
My good w ife whispered: "We, at beat,
What a tremendous force is struggling man began to wear very ahabby d o “ *»-
“ I uni looking to sec if I can find out tbenb bnt j considered that if the
But five can hope to dine.
by it ia, ” was bis response. “ It la In-
worke,i the sacrifice would not to tear a boiler to atoms! Take, for ex Ho had alwaye been very careful in hie
business cards
Send one aw ay.’’ 1 did. Thereat
Znnp'rehensible to me, and I should like , ^ ' a'"”eat'¿ñe." S o l lushed the wheel to ample, a horizontal tubular boiler of dreaa, and thie change wee anrprieing.
a c . W O O DCO CK,
Remaining numbered nine.
►
to have it explained.”
keep the ship stendy, then brought the ordinary proportions, 60 inche» in d i Ho come to the club and aot around,
"L too, w ill go." the aeeond cried.
s J
“ What is it?” she asked quiotl). one fruit from below, carried it forward in ameter by 16 feet long, containing looking like a tramp. Hia liueu wt"
He left nt once, and then,
Altbongh to count but right I tried,
began to grasp the situation. She had lull view of the opee aud placed it w ith eighty-three 1 inch tubee. Fuoli a boiler raggedi aufl even the waiters looked
fIRST RATIONAL ßANK
Th<irv were remaining ten.
O regon
had similar experiences and meant to get in their cage, standing beside the door bas a surface area of 40,716 square ■■tunes at bis clothes, I knew that he
S v ig O XXOf
and carelessly eating a banana that I inches.
bad mouey, but It was uot a pleasant
"Go
call
them
bark!”
my
w
ife
Implored.
even at the first chance.
.
■» «nd R McLaren’* BuiMlWg.
Suppose this boiler is operated with a task to Huggost to him that he «huuto
“ I can't understand why yon are had broken from the hunch.
"I fear the third may go
S u ? ,w allon
‘O collection, and pre
OF EUGENE.
And leave behind, to «hare our txawd.
holding yonr skirt with one hand. Yonr
"The apes crowded iireido and fell to working pressure of 100 pounds per get some new clothoa He was an old
S B EAKIN. JR . C*»*’ w
tte bualne».
Perhaps a «core or ao.”
dress isn’t long and a careful look round work on those bananas aa though it was square inch, which 1» not nt all uncom bachelor, and be had rooms iu an ex-
The second one then straight letu rn rf
fails to reveal any sign, of roud. It an eating match, with a prize for the mon. The boiler therefore sustain« a to pensive bachelor apartment house, H m
Aa might have been expected.
» 6 0 .0 0 0
hasn't rained for a week.”
one that consumed the greatest umnber tal pressure of 4,071,600 pounds, or condition was a disgrace to tho club
E. O POTTER.
PAID UP OAÍH OAPITAL,
He wb.h the ten, wo quickly learned,
and as a last resort half a dozen of bi«
»6 0 OCX
"Ob,
that
is
easily
explained,
re
in a given time. I slummed tbe door to more than 2,085 tons.
Eleven made. Dejected,
SURPLUS AND PROFITS,
turned tho lady sweetly. “ I do that be- and fastened it upon my niutiueers, and
........Attorney-at-Law
Do wo realize what this moans? The old friends got up a purse of «1(>0 “nJ
We «aw the first returning. Do,
canso I huvo no trousers pocket to stuff yon may be assured that for the re holler has resting upon it tho equivalent went to his tailor aud «^red^ a new
With all the rest, turned I ound.
KUGKSE, OREOOS.
S O L IC IT E D
mainder of thut voyage tbe »ecurity of r.f a column of granite 10 feet aquar« n i t of clothes for him. They told the
. .
And there, behold, were my friends three. it into.”
He muttered acmethlng nbout its bo- that gate was carefully looked utter. ”
and 954.8 feethigh, or, to p u tlt another tailor that it waa in payment of a
.
OREGON
o r n e z At the Court Houre.
Though six they still were found.
tUGENl.
When tlie suit was made, tney
ing useless to talk to a woman, took his Harper’s Round Table.
way, the boiler is holding up tho equiv
For those of you who yet may find
^ “X d it “ill a box with a he* b * .
hands out of hi» pocket» «nd «wnng
alent
weight
of
29.371
pereo“
».
*crb
My riddle too complex
them nbout to tbe inconvefflenco of the
ihoca, collars, thirts and
weighing 182 pounds.
I'U say the friimds 1 had In mind
A I to flo c tlo » .
notaries .
K. E. BENEDICT»
pedestrians. —Peareon'* Weekly.
Tho beat authorities agreo that tho sent it to Blank. A letter waa incloaea
W<»re “ 8 ’ *n«l “ I” nn<I “ A-
“
The
deaf
and
dumb
wonder
is
aw
—Ralph G- Taber in 8t. Nicholas.
A T T O R N H I Y ' - A T - t x A .'W .
fully ill tempered today,” twittered the ordinary draft horao, working eight which read:
n o t tn o s .
BUARX-By « p r o w , I * ^ 7 “
albino, by way of opening tbe conver hours a day, exerts an avtrage force nutfit that 11«* by my lost
O ao F o r th e D o c to r .
****
Olive shaped buttons covered with
.
during
that
time
of
120
pctindi
Oreeon.
A. R. BUTTOLPH,
” »hc signature wai snob tb a in o ea e
“ Yon look very much better today, gilt silver, black and colored silk» ato sation.
Florence.
Now,
this
force
acting
to
disrupt
the
" What for?” inquired the dog faced
little one," »aid tbe doctor to tbe youth eno’ of the fan. ie» in dree» trimming
boiler longitudinally Is 926,200 pounds, could read i t - There waa
man.
,
tton as to hew Blank would take U.»
and
ia
an
old
fashion
revived.
One
pret
ful invalid.
,
"Home visitor," continued the albi so that to produce an equivalent stress hint Two days » » % ‘X T S S X U »
"How do yon know, sir? Yon haven t ty example of their use 1» in a collar no, “ wrote on his slate that his photo it would be necessary to bitch up to the
looked at my tongue yet," w o tbe re band of white satin mado in two nar graph was a spi-ukiug likeness. Mad? ends of the boiler two teams of 1,885 the club iu hia new cloth«AandwnsB
bosses altogether.—Ftrand Magazine.
row hands, with »everal row» of ma-
ply.
—Exchange.
O r e g o n .
jr .o r e n o e .
cbiue slit, hing for a finish, and put to Kay I” — New York P ob L
♦bey were
T h e y A r e F rten d e.
7 “^ ' 1hoW
7rerV'uo''go» drunk on tbo
ANTF.D-TRUSTWORTHY AND gether with oue row of littlo gold olive»
The tower of Babel at Babylon was
not much more than half an Inch long
c a, t , l be
x
yielen—I wonder why Kate doeen t lor him, bowe'OT- “ * . ,
active gentlemen nr ladies to
composed
of
eight
square
towers,
oue
strength
cd
them
am. »
b„
and a little distance apart, forming an
FR A N K B. W IL 8 O N .
mind
her
own
business.
travel for responsible, established house open Insertion. Thia collar ia ahaped to upon the other, tbe pile being 6fi0 feet
club for the next
Nt w
Matti<— She hasn’t any.
in Oregon. Monthly »05.00 au.l ex penses. flare not a little from the neck, bnt It high. Babylon was a square, 15 miles
U « tsM « fr* o o f
was dropped from memlmUt'P-
Helen—
Boniness?
on
each
side,
the
walls
beiug
87
fie»
s r ^ T A - w t
Position steady. Reference. Enclose is of the usual width and uot at all a
Mattie—No; mind.— Chlcafo News. York Hua.
1 thick and 370 feet high.
»ad to n lg n coon tries sea*
¡»elf-addressed stamped envelope. The high collar.
a SHOW A C O .c ¡
O R E G O N Dominion Company, Pept. Y Chicago,
T R A V E L E R S ’ GUIDE.
G E N E R A L D IR E C T O R Y
Good
Steamer
Rob arts
H .H . Barrett, Prop’r,
Florence to in q u in a.
EUGENE-FLORENCE
STAGE LINE.
Florence ani Head of Tile. '■
II
ORTHERN
Pacific, Ry-
N
*
L
Head of Tide Hotel,
THROUGH TICKETS
H O TEL EUGENE.
P atents
ON E U G E N E AND
FLORENCE
S TA G E
RO UTE.
H
.
Attorney at Law,
HENOWOK».
A C C O U N TS
Notary Public, Surveyor
PATENTS
w
NOTARY
¿T .
FLO R EN C E.
PUBLIC.
S to r ie s o f G r o r p W ood,
a t M aay V a a n A go.
a Lawyer
ON A
VOYAGE FROM AFRICA
CAPTURED TH E SHIP.
TH EY
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