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THEY W ERE BAD MEN THE LADY AT THE W,NDOW- A HETEROPIIEMIST.
THE FORMER INHABITANTS OF ELLS
W ORTH ANO HAYS CITY.
H a c k Iu th o S ix tie s T h p w T o w n . W s r s
X o t S o Q u iet x s T h e y A r e N o w —Alow
S o m e n f th e C itiz e n . S e tt le d D o w n — W ild
l l i l l an d J im C urry.
A big hotel stands o ’er the w ay,
A nd every m orning there
At a w indow Just a c r tc i from m ine
I see a lady fair.
In fluffy garm ents, w hite and aoft,
H alf hidden in the lace
That forma tho curtain, 1 may see
Her rosy, girlish face.
O lady fair, O lady fair,
I often wonder why
It U th at you stand, gazing there,
Bo radiant, ao why I
You aoeiu to look acroaa tho w ay.
Oh, can it, can it, bo
T hat you urine to feast your eyoa,
Each m orning upon me?
KOW HE INJURED THE FINANCIAL IN
TERESTS OF TH E CONFEDERACY.
M r. B la n k W a s S e n t t o E n g la n d to S o lic it
A id a n d F a ile d — T h e M e n a g e l i e Sunt
t o M r. M e tu in ln g c r W aa t h e O p p o site of
W h a t H o S u p p o sed .
Three ★
A Woman Saved.
Desirable ★
A CASE OF
w ffltN
Mrs. Henry Younghans Tells a Story of Suffering
Stars
in
★
and How She Was Cured.
FYom the evening Newt, Detroit, Mich.
Mrs. Henry Younghans, of Detroit, Mich., and asked me to give them a trial. J
takinc Dr. W illiam s’ Fink P ills for 1 ale
vi'no resides at 1U0J Grand River Avenue, People that ilay aud put the other medicine
a id : “ Ever since our last little one came I away, thinking it would please him it I tried |
as an invalid. For year» I have bad the the pills. Before I had laken one lx>x I telt
My husband noticed the traprove-
-.ost painful experience aud would have to better.
iuwu iu
,». V.
. . . . time.
...u c
. . last uient and bought two more boxes. I kept
tic ■
down
most
o f the
After . tile
I aby was bora I was unable to attend to my I on using them until I bad taken four boxes, ,
housework. I could hardly staud up and and I was entirely cured.
1 keep them in the house now and use
'.ail dizzy spells. I wanted to sleep all the
time and wai treated by several of the best them occasionally, us they are a great help
physiciaus. I would have the most fearful to all women. You would not have known
raiup, for whicli hot applications were used, me two years ago. W lat I am to-day 18
i usMi these hot applications until I hlist- »win-- to Dr. W illiam s’ Fink Pills lor Pale
ered m yself severely,
sly.
^Signed)
M rs . II. Y ounghans .
Before
sfor oar child was horn I had been a
Mrs. H . Younghans, being duly 8W®rn,
trong, healthy woman and was scarcely ever
ink. After he was horn I grew weak anil states that she has read the above and that
:hin, and received scarcely any help from it is true in every particular.
R obert E. H ull , J k . Notary Public.
the medicine left by the doctors. They said
Wayne County, Michigan.
[ was not properly cared for and that the
Dr.
W illiam s’ Pink Pills for Pale People
baby was too strong for ms. My back seemed
to be breaking and I was scarcely ever with- contain in a condensed form, all the elements
tit a severe headache. Could not tell you necessary to give new life and richness to the
how many different prescriptions 1 have taken, blood and restore shattered nerves. They are [
ut every doctor had a diderent plan of treat- also a specific for troubles peculiar to females,
p.g my esse. I wore supports aud laid for such as suppressions, irregularities and all
veeks with my limbs elevated, but without forms o f weakness. They build up the blood,
iv a il. One day uiv husband suggested that and restore the glow ofhealth to pale and sallow
I try Dr. W illiam s’ Fink P ills for Pale People, cheeks. In men they effect a radical cure
•is lie had read several articles in the paper In all cases arising from mental worry, over-
boat women who had been helped by them. work or excesses o f whatever nature. Pink
1 was discouraged aud thought 1 must always P ills are sold in boxes (never in loose bulk)
be an invalid, hut said I would try them at 50 cents a hox or six boxes for $2.50, and
filter I had taken the bottle of medicine I mav lie had of all druggists, or direct by
mall from Dr. W illiams’ Medicine Company,
M l then using.
“ A few days after he brought me in a box Schenectady, N. Y.
And The
"Kllswr.rtbl” shouted a brakeman ou
Tho Southern Confederacy was only a
the Union Pacific railway. Kansas divi
few mouths old when a financial agent
sion, as flic train swept through a
was sent to England on a very impor
prairio valley and slowed up at a sleepy,
tant mission. Mr. Blank was a politi
O lady at tho w indow there
.ottonwcod shaded, prairie encircled
cian and a banker. He was also an ele
In robes of fluffy w hite,
western Kansas town. To the left could
gant gentleman, with many influential
M ethink» I neo you amile upon
ho seen a large and peculiar building,
acquaintances on Loth sides of the wa
Me, even ua I w rite.
If thia bo true, tom orrow morn,
ter.
located on the ontskirts of tbo villngc.
I pry thee, com e again
“ What is that building?“ I asked of
Before leaving Richmond he liad a
And w ave your handkerchief, and t
the gray bearded man who had shared
long talk with Menmiinger, the secre
Will answ er w ith my pen.
my seat for the last ¡JO miles.
tary of the treasury.
Sold W ith
•EQUBI*
“ That is the Grand Army grounds
“ If I find that England w ill aid us,”
Alxw. alaa, and w oe ia met
aud building," he said. “ It belongs to
ho said, “ I w ill send you word by some
A gain I aeo her face!
A gain I see her apotleaa robe,
tbo old soldiers, and they hold a reunion
reliable blockade runner. It w ill he a
H
alf
hidden
in
tlie
la■
•*
•!
there every sonimcr. ”
very brief message, hut you w ill under
Bho w aves her handkerchief at met
“ They have picked on a very quiet
stand it, while it w ill mean nothing to
Oh, for Home friendly ahadel
town in which to rendezvous. ”
I'vo ju st found out, alack, that she
I he enemy if it should he intercepted.”
Is a freck led cham berm aid 1
“ Yes, this is a quiet town now, but 1
Tho confidential agent slipped lln-ough
—C leveland Leador.
can remember, 80 years ugo, when Ells
tho lines, und in less than a month was
worth was hell’s half acre. Yes, worse
comfortably established in London. Iu
H o w S h e L ost H e r F a r e .
than that, for all tbo cussedness going
tho metropolis ho found many southern
•‘F»re,
please,”
said
the
conductor
on in this town in the sixties couldn't
ers und many prominent Englishmen
to
the
young
woman
who
sat
in
tho
cur
have been crowded on to less than hell’s
who sympathized with tho secessionists.
half section. Times was mighty dull in a picture of woe.
Ho saw Mr. Yancey, the Confederate j
“ I cau’t pay you this trip, ” answered ministft*, erory day, aud the two work-'
Ellsworth them days when there wasn’t
work for the coroner six days in tbo tho young woman faintly.
ed together in harmony. Mr. Yancey
“ Why cau’t you, ma’am?” iu a sus v.’us a practical man and was not long
week, and lie generally had to work
picious
tone.
overtime on Bundays. It was the tough
ia coining to the conclusion that no aid
“ I—I have lost my car fare.”
est place on tho plains until the rail
was to be expected from the British gov-
‘‘Did
you
have
it
when
you
boarded
I
¿
« ¿ m p iit
road moved ou west, and the killers,
this
car?”
“
Yes,
but
I
haven’t
it
now.
toughs, gamblers aud their female com
“ Tlio abolition sentiment controls
panions followed on to Hays City. Then Ycu cau take my address or give me here,” lie said to Mr. Blank. “ Some ot
tbo carnival of crime and the contract yours, and I’ll send it to you. ” ” 1 cau’t tho ttutcsinen would like to help th e,
for filling the graveyard was transferred do that,” said tho man. ‘‘It’s against south iu order to break up tho Union, i
to Uuys. Gut today both towns nro as the rules. If you lost your fare in this but the people w ill never consent The
254 50 ♦
I iT illffilÜ
DRUGGISTS,
qnict and orderly as a New England cor, there is no reason why you should south w ill liavo to fight alone, ”
ARQiU IITCT V ilTlÄPÄliTC’P n to cur® any raseof constipation, fasenret» are the Ideal Laxa-
village. Some of the had men of those not find it aguin. I ’ll help you look for
A D u v L U lu b l llU A n A Il 1 u u l/t ir e , nerer arrip or ?rine hnt cause easy natural results. Sam
Blank felt pretty blue when he heard
ple and booklet free. Ad. STERLING REMERY CO., Chicavo. Montreal. Can., or New York.
days settled hero in Ellsworth perma i t ”
this, and that night he wrote the single
“ No, no,” said the woman in a state word “ successful” on a thin slip of pa
nently und became quiet citizens—after
they became residents of the graveyard of wild alurm. “I tell you that it is per aud skillfully secreted it iu an or
lost, and you will have to trust me to dinary cout button. Tho next day he
on tbo bill yonder.
LOSS OF THE LIZA JANE. None who are engaged in any of the mechanical
•‘Mad© I n C erraany.”
“ Apache Bill, scout and tough, took send it to you.
was visited by n southern friend, who
“
Very
itrange,”
-»id
»be
conductor
I
wi7h
ifim
form
fhoi^T
norey
up a permanent rcsidenco out yonder
Apparently ono ct tlio chief results of I t H a p p e n e d a t Sea an d W aa a R e m a r k
pursuits can succeed without reading and
because a bartender got tho drop on him guspiciously. If you lost it on ou this During liis stay ho removed the top but the idiotic "made in Germany” act is
a b le O ccu rren ce.
car,
I
cau’t
see
any
reason
why
yon
studying this standard Magazine of Sciences
ono night and added about two ounces
,
ton from liis coat and sewed on one to render importers of foregin goods1 It was u.ght—midnight—not at As
to Bill's weight in the shape of lead
find it again. How did you lose given by Mr. Blank.
specially anxious to pass themselves off bury Park, but on the rolling ocean off
and mechanical Arts. It is illustrated with
placed where it would do tue most good. - *“
“ I understand it all, ” ho said when as British manufacturers, says London
“ I—I swallowed itl” shrieked the ho left. “ If I get safely to Wilmington, Truth. Here is a geed example: The Cap« Horn. The ocean had been rolling
Comstock Charley, a half breed Chey
all modern cuts of latest inventions in all
enne scout, tough and general all ronnd young woinuu, driven to desperation, I w ill go at once to Richmond and givo label round a matchbox extensively sold moro or less for three days— three days
had man, also became a quiet citizen of and the conductor went out ou the rear this button to Mr. Mcmminger. I prefer in London and the provinces bears a sort of terrific tempest, which had tossed
the branches of mechanism, and its fund of
the place where they planted ’em in end of the car and cuffed a small boy's not to know tho nature of the message, of trademark iu the shape of a sailor's the good ship Liza Jane as a bull tosses
a yellow puuipkiu when he's fighting
1 hose days on account of a puncture put ears.—Chicago Tiwes-Herald.
as you say that it explains itself. ”
head, with the legend “ England’s he mad.
knowledge is inseparably connected with in
iuto him by Henry Whitney, sheriff.
"Y es,” replied Blank, “ it w ill be roes” and the following inscription in
The Liza Jane rolled and staggered
W h a t W as U , T h e ra F o r t
“ Bill Hickok (Wild B ill) gained bis
understood by tho secretary, and as it red and black letters:
ventors and mechanics. Sold with T he
“ Mr. Speuker,” the new member refers to n state secret I cannot say any
fame at Haya City, west of hero, aa
"Manufactured by Martin Harris & aud plunged forward iuto the gigantic
waves
which
broke
on
her
bows
and
W
est at clubbing rates.
quavered,
“
I
should
like
to
rise
to
a
also did Jim Curry, who later ou shot
thing about it. ”
Co., Ltd., Stratford, London, E.
sent the spray flying 50 feet high. The
mid killed Ben Porter, an actor, at Mar question of privilege.”
Tho t'vo shook hands, and tho gentle
"Support English Workpeople only men ou deck had to cling to life lines,
“ The gentleman from Ku'isas has the man with tho precious button took tho by using English imide mate-lies, ’*
shall, Tex. I knew Jim Curry when bo
and the carpenter stood ready with a
was nn engineer on this mad. Ho be- floor. ’'
This covers three sides of the box.
next train for Liverpool, where ho
“ I want to know if I got a right to boarded u steamer bound for Wilming The fourth is covered by a piece of hunk of pat ty to stop a leak at the peril
onmo enamored of a woman, married
her, and they settled down in Hays mention thut I got a lot of pure Jersey ton.
sunded paper to strike the matches on. of liis life. Even the cook, who had
been at sea six months, had never seen
City, keeping n little restnuruut there. heifers to sell iu tbo speech I am going
Tho steamer was chased by Federal Remove this paper and you find under
There was n regiment of negro soldiers to have put iu The Hecord for circula craisers, but she managed to reach her neath the further and still more interest sucli a storm in all his born days. Not
quartered at fo rt Haya. The negroea tion in my district?”—Ciucinuati En destination without any serious mishap. ing notification, “ Printed in Germany. ” ono man of ail that crew had the slight
est hope of ever reaching New York
took offenso ut Jim because be refused quirer.
Iu the course of two or three days tho
and dining at Delmonico’s.
H ow lie A n sw ered T hem ,
to hcrve them with meals at his bouse.
mysterious
traveler
called
ou
Mr.
Mcm
T he C lash s f B m I b I Atom s.
neljin!
>
Of a sudden tlie captain and mate
They came around to clean out the
minger iu Richmond and presented him
A well known artist received not long
“ So you and your husband have sep with a button. Tlie secretary cut oil its ago a circular letter from a business were missing from the deck. Two min
place. Jim wcut to shooting, and when
he quit Undo Barn's army was deci- arated?”
covering iu a hurry aud smiled when house engaged in the sale of California utes later they were discovered seated
“ Yea, it waa a continaal fight.”
mated to some extent.
dried fruit, inviting him to compete for , at tho cabin table. The crew thought
ho read the word "successful. ”
’’Dear, dear!”
“ Wild Bill was a nervy man and did
“ Did Mr. Bliuik show this message to a prize to be given for the best design to they hud gone to consult the chart, but
“ And we couldn’t agree aa to tho ki- you?” ho asked.
some killing in his day, and ha might
be used in advertising their wares, i that’s where the crew didn’t sniff tho]
right brand of snuff.
have lived lougcr if be bad not grown netnscope rights. ”
"N a We both thought it best that I Only ono prize was to be given, aud all
With the advance of civilisation, hu should remain iu ignorance so that no unsuccessful drawings were to become I “ I ’ll deal, ” said tho captain as he
«•ureles»’ Yon see. Bill, like all men of
This monthly magazine is one of the verv
his class, was always expecting trouble man relations grow more complex, aud telltule expression of my face would h e-1 the property cf the fruit men. After read picked up the cards, and the next min-;
aud wasulwnysou guard. Bill for yea's the social atoms clash more fiercely one tray anything if tho enemy captured ing the circular the artist sat down and nto each had five pasteboards before
best printed in this country, anil uiiHe:-:
him.
had never allowed himself to get into a aguinst another.—Detroit Journal.
wrote the following letter:
me. ”
Tho mate discarded and drew two. j
position where his keen eye and ready
At n meeting of tho cabinet that aft T h o -----------D ried F ru it Company:
to all subscribers at rates within the
With a fiendish chuckle the captain
revolver were not master of the situa
G knti - kmkn —I am offering a prize o f 50 cents
ernoon Mr. Mcmminger was iu high
tho b est Rpccimen of dried fruit and should drew a full house and snecrmgly ex
tion, but ho did allow tho drop to be
spirits. He predicted that tho war would for
ability of all to pay. I t is finely illiw
be glad to liavo you take part in the co m p eti
got ou him twice to my knowledge. The
bo over ill lit) days aud said that England tion. T w elve dozen boxeaof each kind o f fru it claimed :
“
Shiver
my
timbers,
but
what’ll
you
first timo I was present, aud tbo next
was preparing to recognize the Confed should bo sen t for exam ination, and all fru it
trated and presents the names of fanmu
do?"
tim e—well. Bill was was gone himself
eracy and send over her warships to th at is not udjudged w orthy of the prize w ill
“
I
’ll
bet
$10,“
calmly
replied
the
rem
ain
th
e
property
of
tbo
undersigned.
It
ia
when the second time came to a climax.
authors as contributors.
T he W ho
break tho blockade.
also required th at th e express charges on tho
“ I w ill tell you tbo story of the time
“ I have this,” he said, "from my con fr u it so forw arded be paid by th e Bonder. Y ery mato as the gale above them seemed to
increase
iu
intensity.
and the Cosmopolitan are sold a; r
I was present Now, I never kuew Bill
tru ly yours,
----- -----.
fidential agent, Mr. Blank."
“ I’ll go $40 betterl"
to pull hit gun to kill unless it was iu
The nnine commanded respect, and — Bixiknian.
“ I ’ll make it $1001”
duced rates at this office.
self defense or there was no other way
when the sis-retary said that under tho
“ Two hundred!”
to secure the peaco and quiet Bill al
A rilffriw«
circumstances a loan of $15,000,000 ne
“ Five hundredl”
ways hunkered for and would have—
gotiated iu Europe would be sufficient
Au inspector of nchools was ono day
“ A thousundl”
peaceably If ho could, forcibly if ho
everybody agreed with him. Tlie weeks examining a class of village school chil
“ Say, Jim i” whispered the captain
must. Jiui Uuiry was a coward, but he
rolled ou, and Erlanger in Paris adver dren, and he asked them what wa3
was determined to acquire a reputation
tised for bids for $ 15,000,000 iu Confed meant by a pilgrim. A boy answered, os he leaned forward, with the light oi
us u bad man, and, us Bill Hickok held
erate bonds. Mr. Blank read this at liis “ A man what travels from one place to avarice in his eyes, "I’ll bet the Liza
the ehaiupiotiBhip of I be world at tbal
London liotel and dropped his paper in another.” The inspector, with elaborate Jane ag’in your farm I”
"Done, old maul”
time as u killer, Curry thought be
his agitation.
patience, hoping to elucidate intelli
“ A full house, and the farm is mine!"
might safely ruu a bluff ou Wild Bill.
"Well, I’ll bo d ■-■dl" ho remarked. gence, said: "Well, but I am a man
“ Hold ou, old man—I have four aces,
“So he sent Bill word he would kill
“ Must be a mistake. I'll run over aud who travels from one place to another.
him on sight, not that he bad anything
see about it. ’’
Am I a pilgrim?” Whereupon the boy and the Liza Jane belongs to me!”
It was true. And the tempest howled
against Bill, but Uurry bad gone iuto
The next day he was at Erlanger's promptly exclaimed, “ Oh, but please,
ilie killing businesa, and be proposed to
office iu Paris. The French banker in air, I meant a g<xxl man!” I may men and howled, and the waves rolled and
hold the center of tho stuge aud show
formed his visitor that there was no tion that no one enjoyed that cheerful rolled aud rolled, and that's how the
ihut bn was displaying energy and apt
mistake, and then Blank swore vigor- i jest more than the inspector himself. It good ship Liza Jane was lost at sea off
itude iu his business. Bill puid no at
ously. Tho bids rushed iu from all quar- made him merry for days.—New York Cape Horn.—New York Sunday World.
Otmv^C posses9ion of onr ideas but are possessed by them,
trition to Carry’s tulk, not considering
tors. If the demands of these specula- j Advertiser,
Tbo Poodle— F-u-r-r-i-o-r — furrier, tors had been met, $500,000,000 in Con- j
A R e la te d W a rn in g .
him iu his class.
hey master us and force us into the arena,
’’Gnu day I met Curry on tho street eh? Ob, I dou't know! Yen ain’t no ftslerate bonds could have been sold.
G iv in g H im a C h an ce.
Where
Hke jladiators, we must flffht for them .”
in Hays. Wo went iuto a aalovu kept furrier tbau uie I—New York Journal.
When this fact became known, Mr.
Hopeful— Yon believe in fair play,
Such
is
the
exalted
motto
of the Arena, and the
by a little, nervous excitable German.
Blank again relapwxl iuto profanity.
don’t you, ma?
Mat O atltj.
Wild B ill’s lull form aud long, black
He could not stand it, and, despite
Ma—Iiuieeil
I
do,
my
son.
entire contents of this monthly magazine
hair loomed up at n table iu the back I Professor Scroggins— Yes, it ia a fact the danger of tlio trip, he made his ar-
Hopeful—Then you ought to fake me
part of tho room. His back was toward demonstrated by scieuc« that the riiiigi-inents to l-etuni home. His inter
are upon a plane and in keeping with its
< htrry mid myself. Curry wulkcd over earth's supply of water is -jimiuishiiig. view with Meininiuger was a stormy along with you today when you go to
ouy pa'» new suit. If I've got to have
Colonel Pepper of Kentucky—Well, one when he arrived at Richmond.
t o tbo table, standing directly behind
motto. The Arena's gallery of eminent
my clothus inado out of his, it's only
Bill. Before uuy one suspected wbut be suh, I can look tbo world in the fsco
"I intended to write ’unsnecwsfull’ " fair that 1 should have a say in pickiu
would do bu had his gun uguinst Bill's and honestly say that 1 am not to blame he said after a loug talk.
thinkers is a group of interesting men and
out the goods.—Baltimore News.
head and said, ’Now, you loug haired lu tbo lea st— Cleveland Leader.
“ Well, there is your message,’’ re
— —, I’ve got you, aud you're going j
plied tlie secretary. "You wrote ‘sue
P r e p a r e d F o r th e W orst.
women, and their thoughts are worthy tho
U o r r lb ls l
to die.' Bill never butted an eye nor
ecssful. ’ "
Fuhth o ’ Mahch is oom in an l*ae gw iu ter g it ir
A woman, being informed that her
moved a rnurele, but said, ’You Mould
line.
consideration of all people. The Arena
“ I don't understand it,” said Mr.
is
not shoot a man down without giviu husband was drowned while fishing off Blank sadly. "Surely your advices from Ef I d«>an* hab er 'p'intm vnt, ’tw o n ’ bo any
fa
u
lt
o*
m
ine.
sold with T he W est .
him a show to defeud bia life, would the coast, exclaimed:
Mr. Yancey should hnve wnrned you I’ze flic»I m y application an I ' m ready fob ter
you?' ' Wouldu’t 1? Wliat show did you ; "HorribleI Horrible I Aud be had on that there was something wrong. ’’
do
ii gold watch, three diamond riugs and
aver give any one, you — — —?'
"His dispatahea were intercepted,” Mot* anjrt'ing dat Uccio Bam aeea fit ter ax
Chorus From the Bank—Hoy, mister,
n»e to
“ The Dutchman was dancing around diamond shirt studs. "—Atlanta Con answered the other.
1'ae
rallied up my influence an got a kyahpet- yer ken bo pinchcri fcr swim min in dis
like mud, imploring Jim to put op his stitution.
"I dou't understand it,” repeated
pond !—Up to Date.
bag
guu aud for him aud Bill to shake I
Chock full o* rccoir. m ends d at »ho’ly giba me
Mr Blank.
The
k a r e tor brag.
hands. If they would, he would staud |
"Perhaps I do, ” quietly remarked
A L ite r a ry P r o b lem .
“ Muud has bad tho front handle bars the secretary. “ I have carefully noted B at, ta «aw o* uiaapp'intm cnt. I won* grieve
treat for lb« lioum>, wliieb proposition
n iy se’f a bit.
Salesmen in bookstores ore so much
was Uuully accepted. Wild Bill aud raised on the tandem.”
yonr talk this morning, and I have dis Case din life am' all depend in ou da office dat accustomed to having people mix up
"What for?"
.Iim Curry shook huuds, after whieh
yvh git.
covered that you orc a heterophemist.
authors aud titles that an inquiry for
"Bho
was
afraid
she
couldn't
lean
B ill suid: ’Now, J iu i , I got notbiu
For instance, yon say Ismdon when you Yoh kin alla» w atch dr »unahtne a» it rolla Noah Wehater’s orations or Daniel Web
back
far
enough
for
Jack
to
kina
her.”
.ig'iu you, mid I don't want to kill you,
aw ay dv gloom ,
mean Riehnioud and Richmond when
ster’s dictionary no longer disturbs their
kain* chahge no adnnaaion for 1er aee
hut it you are hound to get a reputuUou —Cleveland Plain Dealer.
you mean London. Yon similarly mis A d dry
equanimity. Bnt a clerk in Chicago
do vi leta bloom
tin re's u town full of truderfert here
use the names of other places and per It d ou 't m ake any dlff'nn re e f yoh clothe« la waa surprise«! not long ago when a
Foro© o f H abit.
aud lots of sassy uiggcr soldiers Go
sons aud are uuoonsrinaa of it. When
o a t o' style.
young lady camo iuto the store and said
An
old
librarian,
uuable
to
find
his
practice on (hem. You’ll have to git
you sent me that luessng, , the word ’un Dar ia nuffhi mo* beeoiaiu dan er in»vp©A»ive to him:
amile.
ombrella
one
evening
whi
n
it
was
time
more of 'em to give you a reputation,
successful' waain your mind, but. being
"I want to bay a present of a book
in de fuma* I’ne been told la Jec’
mid it w ill take v.ora time to git that to cloac, returned aud looked auxionsly a hetero,llieinist, yon wrote au opposite A b u « aa concert
for a young man. ”
aw et
than it you held a ibscussiou with ma. for it in the card catalogne under the word and ruined the Coufixierjcy. ’’
Aa vie eiugiti wbah d« w h ite folk s puya fo’ d o l
“ Yes. miss," said he. “What kind of
lars fur a seat.
but 1 think you w ill live lougcr to en letter U. — Figaro.
“ I may have made a mistake, sir,"
a bock do yon waul?"
Bo
I’«e
gw
in
ter
keep
good
natured
ef
de
mahk
joy it Mini fee happier than if you kept
said Mr. Blank, rising from hia chair,
"•Why, a bock foe a ycung man. "
I fails t« r bit.
Caa*t Keep M ill.
op projectiu with m e. Ho now le’s Jes'
"but I am ueitiier a lunatic nor aa Dia life uin* all dwpendm on de office dat yoh
Well, but what kind of a young
Mrs.
Gsbbel—Do
you
know
that
you
g it.
zlrr.p thia, or I may get the idea iuto my
idiot. I have the honor to bid you gixxl
■nau?”
- - Washineton Ht-ar.
,
bead that you’re iu i-urnest, aud that talk in vonr sleep, James?
morning ”
j
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Oil, he s tall and has light hair,
Mr. Gsbbel—Du 1? Then I bet yon
»night be hud for y o u .I n d i a n a p o l i s
H'terophieniy is a fatal tiling in di-] An otdi.iarv brick weighs about four and bo a.ways wears blue necktie«!
join
in.—Fun.
Journal.
pltmiary. —Chicago Times Herald.
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