^AD VERTISERS 1 T H E W EST YOUR HOHE PAPER SUPPORT IT 1 p. VOL. V ili THAVELF h S’ vj FFIGERS r a - J L R Governor ................... William P. Lord. gecretsry of S 'a te .............H. R. Kincaid. frrasiirer..........................P hilip Mstcl.en c„„t Public Instruction.. ..U. M. Irwin. S o Printer........................ W. H. U eds. .D g u id e . TRAVELERS’ GUIDE Steamer I 3 S T E F t 3 T A a a u n k . ........ H. H. Barrett, Prop’r, On the 1st, 10th ami 20th of each month. Leaves Florence Mondays, Wednes days and Fridays. Single trip 83.00. Round trip 85.00 Florence to Yaqnina. Id-SSCnger and Freight Rato» ------- APPLY TO-------- Meyer A Kyle, E U G E N E -F L O R E N C E ST A G E L IN E . COUNTY OFFICERS- Robarts ~ S A IL S Arrives at Florence Tuesdays, Thurs Attorney General........... C. M. Idlemna. days and Saturdays. Connects with Steamer and Scotts I ................. It. S. Bean burg Stage Line for Drain. Also with SapremeCourt j . . . Stage Line for Coos Bay. Charge i reasonable. judge Second D istrict. . . .J. C. Fullerton Attorney Second D istrict,G eo. M. Brown Florence, Or. S T E A M ER " C O O S ,” o —— Will make7 o .. ,E . O. Potter. Stage leaves Eugene Mondays, R E G U L A R D A IL Y . . . W. T. Bailey I — Between — Wednesdays and Fridays at G a. . . . J . T. Callison | Judge................ Coniiniasi°ners Clerk............................. .A. C. Jennings . . A. J. Johnson Sheriff............................... Treasurer...................... . .A. 8. Patterson Assessor........................ ., ,D. P. Burton School Superintendent ........ O. 8. H unt Surveyor........................ . ...C . M. Collier Coroner.......................... . . . . j . W. Harris I Justice of Peace........... , ,.F . B. Wilson Constable......................... . John F. Tanner CITY OFFICERS. President.............. . ,F . B. Wilson Board of Trustees O. W. Hurd Wm. Kvle Marion Morris C. C. Behnke Recorder............................... Drew Severy Treasurer ..............................J- A. Pond Marshal...............................J- R- Weddle SECRET SOCIETIES. It was suspected a full century ago by Herscbel that the variations iu th« Is (or no modi medi uulubcr of sun spots had a direct effect la especially especially true of Hood'» Hood'» Pills, for cine ever contained so great curative power In upon terrestrial weather, and he ut- so small space. They are a whole medicine J tempted to demonstrate it by using the price of wheat as a criterion of climatic ' conditions, meantime making careful observation of the sun spots. Nothing very definite came of bis efforts iu this direction, the subject being far too chest, always ready, al complex to be determined without long ways efficient, always sat periods of observation. Latterly, how isfactory; prevent a cold ever, meteorologists, particularly in the or fever, cure all liver ills. tropics, are disposed to think they find sick headache, Jaundice, constipation, etc. 25c. The ouly Fills to take with Hood's Sarsaparilla. evidence of some such connection be tween sun spots and the weather as Herscbel suspected. Indeed, Mr. Mel- drum declares that there is ». positive coincidence between periods of numer ous sun spots and seasons of excessive rain in India. W ALTON, VINCENT j That some such connection does exist seems intrinsically probable, but the V . H E M IN W A Y .) ( successors modern meteorologist, learning wisdem of the past, is extremely cautious about *1 ascribing casual effects to astronomical phenomena. He finds it hard to forget . . . . AND . . . . that until recently all manner of cli A Complete Line of Drug matic conditions were associated with phases of the moon; that not so very long ago showers of falling stars w»ro Sundries and Toilet Articles. considered “ prognostic” of certain ......... ................... kinds of weather, aud that the “ equi noctial storin’’ had been acceptedas a Corner 9th & Willamette St». verity by every one until the unfeeling Eugene, : : : Ore. hand of statistics banished it from the earth. Yet, on tbo other band, it is easily within the possibilities that the science TE R M S S T R IC T L Y CASH. of the future may reveal associations between the weather and sun spots, au roras and terrestrial magnetism thut as yet aro hardly dreamed of.—Henry Smith Williams, M. D., iu Harper's Magazine. m., arriving in Florence the day following at 10 a. m. Returning-stage leaves F lo r-: ence on Mondays, Wedneslays 1 and Fridays at 3 p. m., arriving j in Eugene the following d a y , at G p. in. TR IP S Florence anil Head of Tide. ORTHERN Pacific, Ry. Single fare - 85.00 Round trip - - - 89.00 Tickets for sale at E. Bangs’s ! livery barn, Eugene, and at Hurd | & Davenport’s ottico iu Florence. ) R * Sleeping ......... J. C. FLINT, P rop rietor........ F io r e n o a , O r e g o n . OUR AIM—To furnish the best accommodations at reasonable prices. MINNESOTA Cars Elegant D in in g C ars Tourist Sleeping C ars 8T . PAUL M INNEAPOLIS HOTEL. FA R G O g r a n d fo rk s TO C R O O KSTO N W IN N IP E G * O NE BLOCK FROM D E P O T -----RATES $1.00 Per DAY----- I A. R. General Lyons Post, No. 58. i. meets second and fourth Saturdays M rs . L. L. M akstkiis , Prop. 1 each month at 1:30 p. m. E u g e ne, : : : O regon . J. I. B utterfield , Commander. J. L. F urnish , Adjutant. Head of Tide Hotel, W. W. NEELY, Prop’r. furnished with all the delicacies of the season. Wild brethren in good standing are cordially invited to attend. I. G. K kotts , M. 'V. game, fish and fruit in season. Best W m . K yle , Recorder. accomodations for the traveling public. Charges reasonable. IETHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH I service. Preaching at Glenaua d Acme two Sundays of each month. bbath-Sciiool every Sunday at a. m. Prayer meeting every Tliurs- yevening at the church. Everybody rdially invited. G. F. R ounds , Pastor. ATTORNEYS A. C. WOODCOCK, e^ -R n o m » 7 and S McLaren’» Special attention given to collections end p bate business. T H R O U G H T IC K E T S .................. Attorney-at-Law .................. EUGENE, OREGON. W A S H IN G T O N P H IL A D E L P H IA B OSTON A N D A L L P O IN T S E A S T al,<1 8 O U T H For Information, time cards, maps and ticket», etc., call on or wilt© R. M c M u r p h e y , H O TEL EUCENE. ••• ••• W. O. ZEIGLER, Proprietor. AT A T T O R N IIY - K ln ren ce. ■ : ¡ D ic tio n a r y T h « C h rsB lela B a tid la « . Twentv-three COM PLETE Miles West SU C C IE N T of Eugene. By M»H. Fnata«« Fold. ON EU CEN E AND 301.56j Vocabulary Term» FLORENCE »47 Editor» and Spectoltots ; S3J Reader» for Quotation» STA C E R O U TE. lit Gnaiut Weekly loft« M y , Cost o v e r 5o 6 o .o o o Appendix of »7.4«» Entries Prop. BUSINESS GARDS pIRST RATIONAL O. HCNOmCKS. - ï-u A -W - SAMPLE ». S. e * K lM . j " ■ c»»*« S50.000 »^O OOO E. D. BRONSON & c o , Pacific Coast Agents SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. 933 Market St. S O L IC IT E D . OREGON bb veabb * ■XPB B M M O S. R. BUTTOLPH, P atents r TRAU, m aua«r N o ta r y F a illie , S n r v c y o r O.. p.«nw Orr,.«. W»S«»W«TUU. P-_£ ■ x a ie u s . COPIES DO YO U SENT FR£E. W ANT THE O regon g g g â w fe -ïp s * B T ,o rw T x °* ’ notary public ., RENOE. - - - OREGON Reversible Map? S H O W IN G The United 8tetee, Dominion of Ouede end Northern Mexiee OK O N X BID«, »ÌÌ e ÌITÌ f ÌC MKIIèM, MUM B s « l Br««4«*ak B w »•»*. It is a bugle made of two slabs of ce dar about three-sixteenths of an inch in thickness and bent into a funnel shaped horn. Tho bell or month is 18>i inches in circumference. It is boopod with cowborn rings and iron bands. The bugle is the property of Mrs. Annie | Maybell, granddaughter of the late Cap tain Robert Collius, who was u soldier iu tho war of 1813-15. It was in the campaign of Colonel Richard M. John son and was at tbo death of Tecumseh. Captuin Collins was a bugler for the regiment, and this is the identical in strument he used daring the war and which ordered the famous charge of Colonel Johnson. Captain Collins was a mechanical genins and with his own hands made the instrument. Every morning at sunrise he waked tho neigh borhood for miles aronud with bis reveille call from bis bngle until bis death in 1864.—Frankfort CalL Th e Deelelve ne e mn. First Swuettbing—So you aro going to marry Lord Old boy, my dear? Second Hwectthiug—Yes; it’s de cided. “ I suppose you made up your mind when you heard his titlew aaall right?” "No-o; not th en ." "When you heard of his castles and landed estates?" " » 6 ft" "Ah, I know. It was when you heard be had 1106,000 a year incom e." “ No; it was not then. ” "Then, pray, when did you decide to marry the old curmudgeon?” “ When I heard be bud the consump- tion.”—New York Journal. Something w hissed by— t u in g ls- Bieul of steel (pokes and red blooniers. _ « «VT 'f a "What is that there?" asked Uncís Hi»»", withdrawing bis gaze from the m ap Ui bigb high building boildiug to look after the Vision. O K TW B O T H X B B ID S . "That is the new woman,” answered »ad <*S« th e Map » U his nephew. “ The new woman? Looks W eek ly tk p ow tcle Bw One Taw, like the old boy."— Kalamazoo Tele M an o f th o W o r ld Send BS »oaia«« »— » a t .l m M a» M d P a$»st K. 4h Y O U N » , mertrtw s r. caraMw SA» »HANC1MX), caí » O O FVB W M TS A «. aeiikir WCPrt»ln, ire*. "DPtner ■ C<sWiiwqnl**-rr-~ FRANK B. WILSON C. A. GNOW & CO. te r STANDARD, over 500,0«: RANK ACENTS W A N TED . O regon . ü’ - • a (loo lad lD C pomace) to a o t part of the O a lta d s ta te , Canada and M u h m T U B V T . I Ï I . Y C M H O N IC L K . tae brtahtaat and moat complete W ee k ly N ««»pa«ar In the w orld, print« regularly M oolumna, e r tw e lr e pecee.of New», L ite ra tu re and General le fo rm a - tton ; aleo a u ud elO eent A g ricultural D eperunaut. .S am p le l ’ape» F ree. NOTARIES. A. v ’Ä T ^ i h au j eo^stxiM dä » $ 1 .5 5 0 The full number of word» and term» in different dlctionarie» for the entire alphabet la a» follow«: froBWovTS, 5S.WJ0; W oscassT t» 105,000; Wzairrza (Interoattoual), 125,000: CtS- TU«V, (»lx volume«. complete,) 225,000; C H R O N IC L E EUGENE. PATENTS Only $ 6 . 7 0 a Year. The Weekly Chronicle jo o o lt1 u » tr» tlo n s Money Saved By Patronizing it. D A IL Y TH A U T H O R IT A T IV E The ladloaloB, th e Sweet O ld G eatleinaa and a O raat S u rp rlM . A C aique K e a t a a k j U ncle. T h e F u n k & W a g n a lls Of The A ÍJCRAPED ACQUAINTANCE. A d u lt e r a t io n o f R u b b a r. In spite of the constant talk of a sub stitute having been found for it, robber seems likely to bo for some time io come the stand by of the electrician for insnluting purposes. The manufacturers who prepare the rubhur for the electrical and other markets complain of the in creasing adulterutiou cf (he raw ma terial, especially of that coming from Assam aud Burma. According to H. N. Thompson, the Chinese have n prac tical monopoly of the trade. The forests at the head of the upper Nanjkoug basin are rich iu rubber, and the trees attain a height of 200 feet, with euormons girth. The great tribe of rubber collect ors is tho Sana Kachius, who go vast distauct s for their rubber harvest iu tho dry season. Tho chiefs levy toll on tho produce as it passes down tho river. The Chiucse, who control the trade, pay the Kuchins for it in provisions and cloth, and as they are adepts iu the nrt of concealing stones in it, by the timo it reaches Ranguu its weight aud balk arc largely augmented by foreign sub stances. Tbo Assam supply is fed rnniuly by the Nacas, who, having got in their crops in December, set off for tho rub ber forests within tho drainage area of the Taren river, where they know every tree, tho knowledge being in many cases passed on from father to son. Tho rubber iu this district is said to ho growing so scarce that it often takes a man 40 days to collect a cooly load. In spite of this, the Singpho villuges levy a tax on each collector. When ti col lected, the rubber is very pure, but tbo Nagas bave acquired tho trick of adul terating it with earth and stones, and the Assam rubber is not regarded with favor in the Calcutta market. It is a sore point with the Chinese merchants that the Nagas so exhaust tlie cupacity of the rubber to receive adalcerntion that there is no opeuiug left for the ex ercise of their own ingenuity iu tho same direction.— S t Louis Globe-Dem ocrat On the New York Central’« Chicago limited train, a short distance from Buffalo, three weeks before the election, a healthy looking man, the cut of whose jib postered him an Indianiau, dropped into a seat opposite a sweet old gentle man whose face was a composite photo graph of Coilia Paciflo Huntington and Brent Good. “ Fiue weather,” was his initial ob servation us he shifted his quid. Tho sweet old gentleman, just turn ing 60, replied courteously: “ Very flue indeed; much cooler than last week aud no dust." “ Things are gettin pretty hot, though, in politics and w ill he hotter and hot ter, ” said tho stranger meditatively aud eueourngingly. “ Yes, the campaign is an unusually warm one,” was tho reply. “ I can generally size a man's politics up by lookin at him, but you’ve sorter got me. Look like a Republican. " “ No, I’m not a Republican." “ Palmer aud Bnckner man?’’ "N o.” “ Goshl Never would have taken yon for a Bryauito. What do you think of tho prospects? I hour this fellow Gage, this bunker in Chicago, is raisin h—1 with the silver question. I think he’s mokiu a fool of himself. Don't you?" “ What’s he doiug now?” “ Well, yon know, and everybody else knows, that Gage is for silver in his heart, but he’s got somethin np bis sleeve against tbo party. Yon know he’s a redhot tVir'-. rit—the redhottest in tho west—and lie's tryiu to hurt Bryan aud Bewail ill he can.” " Indeed?" “ Sure as I sit here. He even denies T u rn in g » Negative In to a Poaltlv«. over his own signature that he helped A short timo ago a developed plato ‘Coin’ Harvey write that book of his, was sent to the editor by ouo of the ‘The Financial School.’ He says the ar members of the Cumera club on which guments in that book are not his and tho imago was partly reversed—that is, throws the whole burden on Harvey. instead of being a negative it was al He says the arguments are fallacious! most a positive. The cause of this is What do you think of that? I don’t liko what is tennod solarizutiou—iu other Gage. He’s big, rich and all that but words, the plate was very much over he ain’t square iu his politics. He don’t exposed, aud on development came oat know whero lie’s a t I believe he's an a positive instead of a negative. If a Altgeld man through and through." pinto coated with silver salts is exposed “ What makes you believo that?” iu the camera or under a negative be “ Ho said one night that Altgeld had yond a certain time, a change takes given Illinois tho cleanest and most place in tho silver salts, which results economical administration ever known iu a positive instead of a negative. This in tho history ot tho state." is the reason why objects which reflect “ Docs that make him an Altgeld light strongly show clear glass in the man?” negative. They are overexposed, aud “ Powerful nigh IL And, another the image produced is a positive. thing, Gage beaded a lot of prominent There are several processes by which business men to go to Springfield and a negative may be turned into a posi call on Altgeld to congratulate him. tive during the process of development Gage did the talkin. He said to Alt- One of the simplest is as follows: Ex gcld: ‘Governor, if yon would only shut pose the plate as for an ordinary nega your mouth, we wonld stand by you. tive and develop until the image may You aro all right until you begin talk he seen distinctly on the bock of the in, when your words aro as firebrands. plato. Rinse off the developer, and place If you would ouly keep quiet., we would tho plate in a solution niado up of a be satisfied and would support yon for quarter ounco of iodide of potassium, re-election.' Yes, sirree; that’s what 3% onuccsof bromide of potassium aud Gage said to him. What do yon think 25 ounces of water. Let it remain in of that?" this solution from three to five minutes, “ Pretty plain talk, I should say, to a wash well in running water, and then governor—to any governor. But Alt redevelop the plate with fresh develop- geld hasn't shut up." 1 er, continuing the operation till the “ Aud he won't He'd rather talk negative image baa turned ton positive. than be governor. Know this fellow Riuso the plate, fix and wash in the GageT’ same way as for an ordinary negative. “ Very w ell.” Pyro or ferrous oxalato gives the best "What do yon think of him?" results, hut any developer may he used. "Like him about as w ell os any man A plate thus treated may he used ws I know in Chicago." u transparency.—Harper’s Round Ta " What might be your name?" ble. “ Gage is my name—Lyman J. Gage. ” P o r tla n d O r. ENGLISH LANGUAGE ACCO UNTS E. E. BENEDICT, A. D. CHARLTON, Assistant General Passenger Agent. 255 Morrison St. Cor. 3d. E l k P r a i r i e H o t e l . S ta n d a r d RAID UF OASM CAPITAL, SUWPLUS AND PROFITS. At the Court llou ie. TO C H IC A C O O F EU G EN E. E. O PO TTER. T H l C H R O N IC L E rank« w ith tfce greatest newspapers In the U n ited States. T H E C H R O N IC L E has no equal on the Paclflo Coast. I t leads all In ab ility, enterprise and news. T H E C H R O N IC L E 'S Telegraphic Reports are the latest and most reliable. Its Local News the fullest and spiciest, and Its E d itorials fro m the ablest pens In the country. T H E C H R O N IC L E has always been, and always w ill be, the friend and ahamplon of the people as against combinations, cliques, corporations, oppr^salona of any kind. I t w ill I ' In eve ry th in g neu tral In nothing. General Agent. Rooms 2 and 4, Shelton Block, EUGENE, OREGON. Qeo. Hale O regon. CHRONICLE BUTTE A tto r n e y a t L a w , - tCIFIC COAST H E L E N A »'“1 E U G E N E , - - - OREGON »RESBYTERIAN CHURCH, Florence, Oregon. Sabbath service; Sanbatn- chool, 10 o’clock a. m. Preaching 11 'clock a. in. and 7 p. in. Sacrament ot he Lord’s supper on 1st Sabbath of anuary, April, July and October, iveryliody is welcome to all the services, astor requests C hristians to make hemselves known. I. G. K notts , Pastor. STORE. NEW YORK U. W. Perpetua Lodge, No. 131, every 1st and 3d Saturdays Tables A 0. • each meets month. Members and visiting CHURCH DIRECTORY DRUC a rn n rE iJ U DULUTH 0. 0. F. Ileceta Lodge No. Ill,m e e ts i every Wednesday evening in Lodge [ali, Florence, Oregon. Brothers in sod standing invited to attend. W. H. W eathkbson , N. G. M arion M orris , Sec. Pills OFTHE^ MORRIS *** HOTEL, F. a a . M. Florence Lodge No. 107. i Regular communication on second and fourth Saturdays in each month. 8. L. R oubbds , W. M. I.G. K notts , Secretary. PR IN CIPA L H O T E L A Hood’s CORNER E. B a n g s ,___ Proprietor. <W— O r r in - NO San S p ot, a»d th e W eather. Much in Little BTsph ___________ Matte I t F a aay . “ I didn’t ace anything fnnny iu the story that fellow jnst told. Wbst mads yon iangb so over It?” "Do yon know who he is?” "Hu. Who is bar’ T h « B S aeaU M C o » U m r iJ . "H e's tb« bead of on» firm."—Um- Teacher—Now, Patay, would it b,’ don Fan. proper to say. “ Yon can ’t learn me nothing?" Patay— Tis’m. Tern-her— Why? Patsy— G«wm yet c a n 't— P i c k M t ! OPPORTUNITY i -- FLORENCE, OREGON, FRIDAY, Oct. 1, 1897. <1. 4¿ ja l J i d c U T J R Y H u b ert» , sivslaw ’ s only papié . » L t ’ IU — A t w hat age do yon think s girl •bonld marry? HB*—WhsB asked.—Town Topics. “ GageI Gogol Well, I ’ll be dom ed 1 If”— T he EnslUhm an'« W it. There was an Englishman hailing from Hull on this side the water re cently looking at America, aud, of course, he came to Washingtou. Hewaa a large man, weighing not less than 360 pounds and rising to a height of at least 0 feet 8 inches. He was, for an Englishman not yet Americanized, quite chatty and affable, after the ice wua broken, albeit jnst u wee bit slow of wit. “ I’m a Hull shipbuilder, ” he was say ing td a Yankee newspaper man iu a small party of journalists who were blowing him off to a few rations, wet and dry, nt a foundry where such things axe manufactured. "Of course you are," responded the Yankee as lie measured his huge pro portions and smiled. “ You cxiuld scarce ly make ns believo you were ouly part of one, don't yon know. ” Those in hearing laughed, and the Englishman looked at tho Yankee with a puzzled, yearning expression on his broad and honest face. “ Really," ho pleaded, “ I beg your pardon." And then before international complications could arise somebody coll ed on tho Englishman for a speech or something and the Yankee joker got away.— Washington Star. V ex N ot YoarselC. I have no heart to finish these verses or to think of you any more. They say that I loved you, und I did love yon— for five minutes it was, perhaps, but I did lovo you—and now lovo hus faded out of it all, like tho sunset from tbo snows we used to watch together, and I have no heart to think of you any more. So take these verses, like a basket of ferns left oat over night through nn early frost, with bright gTeen leaves and bright white rime, but dead, quite dead. For I do not wish to think ill of yon. I do not wish to think of you at all. “ Buffalol” called out the brakeman as the train stopped. "I get off here, Mr. Gage. Hope I haven’t hurt your feeliu’s,” stammered the Indianian excitedly os he bolted for the door. But lie did not get off. He sneaked into another car and remained there till the train pulled into Chicago. “ Bia telix c t slat Candida fata tib i.” —New York Press. Vex not yourself with overmuch rvn.cnib.TinK. Life to too short to waste on w itbcicd flowers. Time loved ns one«, but now ho walks dis- mem bert ng All til« fair fashion of tho happy boms. L e o h lac A head. "Do you think," ho said with much embarrassment, "that—er—that is to say, if wo were mnrricd, you're father Why ahonld you car« if lipa that loved yon mim youf would bo w illing to assist us in any Yours waa the grace and thetre tbu tnslln;: way?” debt. “ Ho might,” was the thoughtful re Lov«'a hour to done. They never mure can kiss ply. “ He is getting to ho ever so suc yon. How can they chldo yon. then, tbut you Dir- cessful now in divorce cases. "—Wash gM? ington Star. —From "The Cross Bcncnth tho Riug, ” by F. M. Bnnecke. A Gentle lte m ln d e r. Mistress—That was a very nice letter A W a rn in g to Husband». of Patrick's offering you marriage, A story is going tbu ronnils of tho Mary. What shall I say in reply for English uewspupers uhout a gentleman you? Mary—Tell him, mum, if you plaze, who, finding u smoking concert weari that when I get my wages raised next some, left early aud finished tho even month, mum, I’ll begin to save for tho ing at a musical comedy theater. He a . hb near the stall door, and os it was chilly wedding things.—Tit-Bits. be kept on his overcoat. A lady in a private box by accident dropped nu car dast t h , rtaes Fn r Them . First Sport—I see it stated that the ring of no great value, hut the trinket air is so clear in tho arctic rrignns that struck against the edge of the box front conversation can be carried on easily by and dropped into tho open top pocket of the gentleman's overeoat. The goilclcps persons two miles apart Second Sport—Why don’t some one man went home, wbeu his wife, arfwsy* tell Corbett and Fitzsimmons about carefully inclined, turned out ids coat pockets. Tho sequel to this pretty story that?—Yonkers Statesman. is not told, though its mcrul is obvion*. It is unwise, ns it is mean und uugul- "Wo w ill never sell these cloaks nt laut, to go to llio opera without ) our wife. 916,” said the olerk. "Wo don’t expect to," said tho asan- A n A w fu l Id io t. Sgor. “ They are marked $15 now that "Of all tho fools I ever heard cf, Jinj- they may be marked down to $8.60 next beraon is the chief." week.”—Ciiuinuntl Enquirer. “ Whut of Jimberson, pray?” i “ Because his w ife inaistsd that ho b Opintoa« should not stay arouud hern« w'nilo pho *1« ho a wicutific ftghtRTf” Was cleaning house itc thinks her lovo “ HetsniMcl” echoed tho pugilist con i for linn has wum d ."— Indianapolis teniptuously. "Why, lie couldn't psrse Journal. a single sentence cf his challenge•!"— Wa-diiugtou Star. i Tho luryux of man is twice tiro size, Oil an average, cf Ihu sumo organ in A lMfwIc*« Gne«t« v ._ woman, ,. nlthuuuli this disproportion is Ethel— You may ask paps, Mr. » «T1 nail ted by the fact that woman uses Isha. her larynx n litlle wore than twice as Vau Islie— My d trlisg. I U mwer m odi as man. able to find him. He owas aac BJ5 — T i t - B i t s ________________ The Turkish language is »aid hy| « liolars to is- the sottest sud ino*t mu-| C h a rity. "Did Mrs. Fly high send In anything tiesi lnngnuge cf ruixtern tiu:ts, bring' better adapted to the purpose» of mu-' fcr the poor?" "Yes, ah-gave two dozen Japane»«! sisal notation sud recitative than cvtlp the Italian. f.iux. ”—Chicago Record. A • • ’■ "e