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Secretary of S'ate.............if. R. Kincaid.
Treasurer...................... Piiilip Metchen
Supt. Public Instruction.. ..G. M. Irwin.
State Printer........... ......... W. II. Leeds.
Attorney General. . , . . .C. M. Idleman.
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Commissioners
Callison nt., arriving in Florence the day
Clerk. .............................. A. C. Jennings following at 10 a. in.
Sheriff . . . . . . ...................... A. J.Johnson
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Treasurer...................... A. S. P atterso n
Assessor. ....................... - D . P. Burton ence on Mondays, W ednesdays
School Superintendent......... C. S. Hunt and Fridays at 3 p. m., arriving
Surveyor.;......................... C. M. Collier in Eugene the follow ing day
C oroner...,........................ J. W. Harris at G p. in.
'Justice of Peace.................F. B. Wilson
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• Regular communication on second
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FORKS
W IN N IP E G
He was brevetted second lieutenant of
the Fourth infantry affh ordered to re
port to his command at Jefferson bar
racks, St. Louis, after a short vacation.
The entire army of the United States
at
that time numbered less than S, 000
gestion, bad taste, coated
n ■ ■
men, and the supply of officers was em
tongue, sick headache, In-
-In
barrassingly large. It w as the custom,
soinuia. etc. Hood's Pills
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therefore, to brevet graduates second
cure constipation and all its ™
results, easily and thoroughly. 25c. All druggists. lieutenant.
Prepared by C. I. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass.
He graduated twenty-first in a roll of
The oui y Pills to take w ith H ood's Sarsaparilla. 89, with a fair record in all things— a
good record in mathematics and engin
eering and a remarkable record as horse
man.
Moro than 100 had entered with him,
but one by one they hod dropped ont till
only 39 remained.
VINCENT
WALTON,
Apparently Grant remained markedly
V . H E M IN W A Y .)
( successors
nnmilitary throughout the four years’
course. He served as a private through
out the first two years. During the third
year he was made sergeant, but was
dropped (promotions at that time were
made for soldierly qualities and had no
A Complete Line of Drug exact relation to excellence in studies),
and during the fourth year he served
Sundries and Toilet Articles.
again as private.
The first year he took up French and
.......#*».........
mathematics, and though the course
Corner 9th & W illam ette Sts.
wus severe, including algebra, geometry,
trigonometry, application of nlgebra to
Eugene,
:
:
:
Ore. geometry, etc., he stood fifteenth in a
class of 60 in mathematices and forty-
ninth in French and twenty-seventh in
TE R M S S T R IC T L Y CASH. order of general merit. The second year
he climbed three points in general merit
and stood twenty-fourth in a class of
63. Ho stood tenth in mathematics,
twenty-third in drawing, but was be
low the middle in ethics and French.
In his third year he rose in his di awing
to 19, and was twenty-second in chem
istry and fifteenth in philosophy, which
was a very good standing indeed. Ho
OF THE
rose to 20 bi general merit, 16 in en
gineering, 17 in mineralogy and geology,
but was a little below the averago in
ethics, artillery and infantry practice.
In general, it may be said that ho left
the academy with a good average record
as a student and a very high record os a
man.—Hamlin Garland in McClure ’a
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CORNER DRUG STORE.
STAGE LINE.
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GRANT AT W EST POINT.
Causes fully half the sk-kuess in the world. It
retains the digested food too long in the bowels
and produces biliousness, torpid liver, hull-
Robarts
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GENERAL DIRECTORY
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TESTING A WATCH.
B o w K n g ll.h T im e p ie c e . A r e T r ie d as to
T h e i r R e g u la r ity .
There has been watchmaking at Cov
entry aa long ns there has been a watch
trade in England, which is for tho last
200 years or thereabout. There nsed to
be three centers of the English trade,
these being Liverpool, Coventry and
London. NiAv there are practically hut
two—Coventry and Birmingham. Tho
test of a good watch is tlint it should
obtain a Kew certificate, and of tho
watches that go to Kew 76 per cent are
from Coventry.
A t Kew no watch has yet succeeded
in getting the 100 marks which signify
perfection, but Coventry hasoomo near
est, with 92. and is always well to the
front. The Kow test is no light one.
The watch is tested in every position
and its rate registered, not only per day,
but per hour. It is hung by its pendant,
hung upside down, hung on each side,
placed dial down and back down and at
any number of angles, and to finish np
with is baked in an oven and frozen in
an ice pail. No wonder that a watch
with a Kew certificate is a comfort to
its owner.
When it is considered that it makes
18,000 vibrations an honr and must not
vary a second a week, while a quarter
turn of its two time screws, meaning
the millionth of an inch, w ill mako a
difference of 20 seconds a day, the deli
cacy of its adjustment w ill be appreci
ated, ns w ill also the risk of intrusting
Its repair to any bnt skillful hands.—
Jewelers' Review.
F le h ln g F o r T u n a , S a n ta C la ra .
The filth ranged from 4 to 0 feet in
length and from 76 to 300 pounds in
weight, judging from their size. Like
wolves they hail rushed in from the deep
sea and were moving down the coast,
stampeding a school of smelts and flying
fish and driving them out of the water,
snapping at them and following them
np into the air. Moving on, we fonud
the school of unfortunates, a brownish
patch of solid flsh in tho water, into
which the tunas were charging.
I have fished in the haunts of the tar
pon and taken almost every game flsh
to be found in American waters, bnt
from thia exhibition of the velocity and
wonderful power of the tnna I did not
believe it coaid be captured with a 24
ounce rod or a tarpon outfit. We baited
with large smelt and began trolling
throngb the school. I sewn had a strike,
and, whilo not nnused to surprises, I
lost 800 feet of line and the tip of my
rod so quickly that I hardly realized
what had happened. My companion had
his fine rod jerked from his hands, and
I believe the flsh was of the largest size,
which nothing coaid stop.—Sportsman's
Magazine.
R aake B r e a a e .
A well known untliority on dreams
B H O W IK 0
and dream boo Its says: "To dream you
The United States, Dominion of sec snakes or serpents shows that you
w ill be imprisoned and encounter many
Ganada and Northern Mexioo
dangers. If you are in love, your sweet
O R O N E H ID E ,
heart w ill be false. To dream yon kill a
A n d th e
snake shows yon w ill overcome diffi
culties and enemies and be successful in
love, trade or farming, bnt unsuccessful
o n T H B O T H E R
S ID E .
at sea.”
M ap o f th e W o rld
R en d S 3 a n d O e t th e M a p a n d
W e e k ly ( h r o n lc la fo r O n e Y a a r ,
p o a i a g o p r e p a i d o n M a p a n d l * a p ., r .
T k e FropM aal o f th e F n t o r ..
CHARITY FAIRS.
Through th e w ild babel of our fever'd tlm o
A a A r g a a t e a t to Skow W h y T h e y S h o u ld
The iK,us of Ilonier couieth, s ra veaad stem .
U e S a p p r e s . i l .
With tid in g , from tho w o r ld ', frosh, healthy •
prim e—
Charity has been defined os thia state
T id in g , w hich our w orn, w earied age con
of things: That so soon as A is in trou
cern.
U nchang’d, through all th e long, nnnnm hcr'd
jrenro.
The voice of Homer s in g , tho song divine,
Which t e ll, of godlike to il., of heroes* tear*
A nd o f th e punishm ent of Priam *, line.
The battlo In th e plain i . raging y et;
The w atch Ore. blase; the Leak'd ships line
th e shore.
For n . the too In grim array is .e t.
Ah, but d o w e fight a . th ey fou gh t of yoret
For w e, too, lik e the heroes long ago.
Must w age .lo w w a r. and .a ll the b itter eea.
Fierce 1. th e conflict, loud tho te m p est, blow.
And th e w a v e , roar and rage unoeu.ingly.
» till m u st w e w ander o'er tho Htormy main,
'T w lxt n m k . and w h irlp ool, a dread ptmsago
make,
S till ju u st tho .Ir o n . .In g to uh la vain,
HtlS from th e to il, of C irce m u.1 we break. ,
Turn, th en , to H om er', psalm o f life and ik - u
How th ey endured wliwa- pilgrim age 1. done
A nd hear thoniceieigo they haru le ft for thee—
Only by putieuoe i . tho victory won.
—Haomitlun'a M agasine.
INCANDESCENT LAMPS.
How
th e
D a r n e d O a t F ila m e n t M a y Be
R e p la c e d a n t R e n e w e d .
It has been generally supposed to bo a
fruitless task to attempt the renewal of
a burnt out incandescent electric lamp,
although there appears to be some eco
nomic fallacy involved in the destruc
tion of what is except in one small if
important particular a perfect piece of
apparatus. It is not intended, os a rule,
to give in this column descriptions of
Americun devices or achievements
drawn from foreign publications. This
subject hus, however, been taken up by
the English jouruul, Industries and
Iron, and, although it states that an
American process for renewing these
lamps after the filament has been bro
ken has been developed, it does not give
the name of inventors nor state that the
process has come into anything like gen
eral applieution. Its description of the
operation is therefore given for what it
is worth.
It states that a commercial success
has been mudeof a process for renewing
burned out lamps which renders possible
the use of the old bnlb at a very slight
expense. By the new method tho collar,
or b a n * nd, of tho lamp U not disturb
ed, the old filament being removed and
the uewouo placed through a small hole
in the liunp bulb mudo by removing the
tip. The siunll hole is subsequently clos
ed exactly in tho same manner as in the
cose of the new lamp, leaving nothing
to iudicute in the finished, repaired
lamp that it had ffi'cr been opened.
It is stated that some 400,000 lamps
havo been repaired by this method, tho
filament being inserted through the
small hole referred to by a skillful twist
of the hand uud secured in position by u
special carbon paste. The block deposit
on the inside of the bnlb is removed by
fitting the lamp to the holder and re
moving it in u gas fnrnace, while im
mediately following this operation a
small glass tube is fused to the opening
made in the bnlb, through which the
lamp is exhausted. When this has been
doue and the last trace of air and gas
absorbed, a blowpipe flume is directed
upon the throat of tho tube, which is
melted into the point exactly in every
respect a counterpart of the originul
lump.—Providence Journal.
ble B begins to consider what C ought
to do for him. All charitable fairs, for
instance, are based on this principle.
Yon go and bny something which you
probably do not wont in order that the
profit made on it may go to some good
cause. In case you had really wanted
what you bought yon would have per
haps bought it somewhere else, and the
regular trade thus suffers from the loss
of your custom. In case of very large
fairs, like the "sanitary fails” in war
time, the ordinary local trade unques
tionably suffers, perhaps for a whole
year, and the community is thus impov
erished to a degree in one way so that
it may he helped in other ways.
For a great national object this can
easily ho endured, although, to he sure,
we never have known juat what the
regular dealers thought alxrat i t But
when wo consider that the same thing
is doue to some extent in behalf of every
local or sectarian enterprise, it is evi
dent that the principle of the affair is
not quite satisfactory.
Suppose, for instance, that we were
all to ngree for a single year to havo all
our shoes and hats mudo by amateurs
“for sweet charity’s sake,” and to have
a single church or hospital take tho
valno of them nlL Then sweet charity
would make an npparent gain no doubt,
but all the ordinary hatmakers and shoe
makers would starve. Or, if they did
not starve, they would he supported by
their kindred, who perhaps are not far
above the starvation point themselves,
dr they would bo supported by sweet
charity, »«<1 the last condition of things
would bo worse than the first It is Hot
really the fact that the evils of society
can be greatly helped by dressing up
young girls prettily and having them
take money and give rather inaccurate
change at a bazaar table. One dsy, per
haps, when the luws of trade are better
understood, wo shall look at charity
fairs os wo nlrendy look at lotteries,
which were once regarded as one of the
highest forms of sweet charity, but
which are now prohibited by law.—
Harper's Bazar.
U rb a n D e v e lo p m e n t I n t h e S oo th.
Tho rural south, especially in tho old
er portions, is, economically speaking,
far from progressive, and what was once
the single occupation of the southern
gentleman is now the last that he would
voluntarily assume. In the rich valley
and on the grazing lauds of southwest
Virginia in part i of Georgia and in the
hlno grass region of Tennessee fanning
pays fairly, owing to the greater thrift
of the inhabitants and to the fertility of
(he soil, hut, on the whole, tho progress
of the new sonth, like that of tho rest of
tho country, certainly has not taken this
direction. It is through its urban de
velopment only that the section has
justly corned its sobriquet.
New cities like Roanoke, V a, have
sprung up on ground that 20 years ago
was parceled into farms. Antebellum
villages have become large cities, as in
the caso of Atlanta and Chattanooga
Old towns like Nashville and Richmond
havo taken u fresh lease of life and be
come rich and progressive. A new rail
road has made the fortune of this place,
a now textile or other industry has
cuuscd (he growth of that. And all this
T h e W e l l D reroed M a n .
progress has been due to the abolition of
There is a certain professor in a cer slavery and to the destruction of prop
tain university of the United States who erty caused by the civil war. The south
once, at the beginning of one of his lec erner of tho last 80 years has simply
ture« on flue arts, got on the subject of had to work in order to live, and, like
the kind of pins worn in the neckties of tho rest of the world, ho has preferred
young college men. He was a good lec the town to tho country.—W. P. Trent
turer uud was always interesting, bnt in Atlantic.
this lectnre was the most interesting of
his coarse to tho 800 boys who beard
A M o n s te r M u s ic a l I n . t r a m e a L
him, nud the whole hour was spent on
The most gigantic harp ever con
uecktie pins, thoir use and misuse and structed, as far as the record goes, was
what they suggested. Tho gist of what that mnde by Veritan, tho provost of
he said was that there was no more Burkli, near Basel, Switzerland, in
reason why a hoy should wear a horse 1787. Thut was a long while ago, bnt
shoe with a whip across it all in gold the fame of M. Veritan’a gigantic
thau that houses should have sieves for harp was such that it is still occasional
roofs, and that as it was extremely ly mentioned by writers on the rare and
foolish to put a big sieve on your house the wonderful, just as tho sea serpent,
for a roof so it was quite as foolish to bloody rain, live mastiulons, etc., ore.
wear horseshoes on yoar neckties. The ] M. Veritun's colossal musical instru
principle of this is that you should have ment was 820 fett in length, and, on
a rnuson in what yon wear as well as in that ucconnt, wus constructed in on open
other things and that senseless decoru- lot instead cf in a harp factory. It was
tious, like horseshoes on neckties or most simple in construction, consisting
neckties ou horseshoea, are silly and un of 15 wires strung tightly between two
becoming to a self respecting person. poles. These wires were ot different
This particular example was only one sizes, tho largest being ono-sixth of an
to illustrate a principle, which is Ibat inch in diameter and the smallest onc-
nothing unusual, qneer, ont of the or twelftli of an inch. They were stretched
dinary, is in itself a good thing—that, north and south uud inclined in snch a
in fact, most things that are qneer and manner as to form on onglo of from 20
out of the ordiuuty are likely, in the to 80 degrees with tho horizon. This
question of dress, to be in bad taste. A qneer instrument was not intended as
man's dress ought to be quiet, but it on exaggerated toy, lint wus constructed
must be clean and well taken care of in for the express pnrposo of foretelling
every instance. The best dressed man is changes in the weather, which wore
the man who, in whatever company lie calculated by Professor Veritan accord
finds himself, is iuoonspicaous; who, ing to the different tones tho instrument
yo^reulize in an indefinite way, is well made when tho wind was blowing
appointed, though yon cannot well tell through it.—8t. Louis Republic.
wby.—Harper's Round Table.
U a U M h e ld E c o n o m ic*.
"I don't see, Elin, how yon manage
with yoar house money. If I give yoa n
lot, you spend a lot, hut if I don’t givo
you so much you mciiu toget along with
i."
"Why, that's perfectly simple, Ro-
dolph
When you give mo a lot, I use
it to pay the debts 1 get into wbeu yoa
don’t give me so mach.”—Fliegende
Blatter.
She— Perfectly lovely club, isn’t it?
W h e r e th e T r o u b le la
He— Are you a member?
"It isn't a bit cf tronblo to get mar
ASDBRRS
She— N a Only married women are ried,” said the airy young person.
M . : a. «te Yonrers.
eligible.
Proprietor a F Chronic».,
“ N o,” spake the sednto one. “ It ia
BAM FMATClarXI, CAI.
He—Ah, would yon allow me to— in being tnurrird that the trouble is.”—
make yon eligible to ini mbeiship?— Indianupolis Journal.
Ixjudnn Fun.
There tire 22 allnsions in the Bible to
There is nothing purer than honesty, Ilio east wind, 19 of Ihein being of a
ANTED—FAITHFUL
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nothing sweeter than charity, nothing lisparugiug character.
warmer than love, nothing richer than
sponsible established honse in Oregon. wisdom, nothing brighter than virtue
The largest American fly is a little
Salary |78O anil expennrs. Puaition and nothing more steadfast than faith. •ver half on inch in length.
permanent. Reference. Enclose self-
The oat plant is in Italy regarded -ts
addreaeed si sniped
envelope. The ' A bushel of plasterers' hair, when
emblematic of ninsie.
Kstiosal, Star Insurance Bldg., Chk-sgo. wtl) dried, equals 16 pounds.
A Ilo y a l R id e r .
queen Henriette of Belgium, by birth
an Austrian archduchess, continues, in
spito of her know whito hair and rank
as n grandmother, to occupy her timo
with circus riding. A your agosho gave
in the riding school cf tho royal palace
at Brussels a aemipnblic performance,
in which sho and her daughter Clemen
tine put (heir horses through all kinds
. of fancy paces and trick riding with tho
: skill of profesaionala They leaped their
' horses through burning hoops uud over
flamiug hedges, and her majesty jump
ed a pet horse over a dinner tatlo cov
ered with flowers and lighted candela
bra. Then she (lrovo a team of 30-in-
han<l herself, mounted ou her favorite
mare.
B y S pecial P e r m it.
“ HereI Wbut does this mean?” shout
ed Wbooply as bo foaud bis yoaugest
ridiug a broomstick over (be top of ths
plana
“This is all right. Mammasaid if I'd
stay in I could play ou the plana— De
troit Free Press.