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Among the pemictou* tMngs that
we hav* all been doing without know
ing it Is sleeping with a pillow under
our heads. No longer if we value
health and happiness may we bury
our weary heads I* these soft and
soothing depths. It Is the feet that
want elevation, not the head, says a
German doctor, and a pillow Isn't big
enough to raise them to the required
height. The doctor has the foot end
of his bed elevated about eight inches
and says that In this position his cir
culation is betteg and that his brain
and nerves have profited thereby.
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ever offered in the City of Port
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good, fat stuff. We never charge
commission nor drayage.
Fresh ranch eggs-market price.-
Dressed Veal up to 130 Ito 12Jc
Large Veal Less.
11c
Dressed pork, any size....
!8c
Live Hens.............................
10c
Dressed Hens......................
18c
Live Ducks..........................
16c
Dressed Geese.....................
25c
Dressed Turkeys.................
AdUrew.
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Dolphin
and
Flying
|
Flab.
A ship was lying at anchor at Boca
Grande, says the Punta Gorda Herald,
lately when the crew observed a dol
phin chasing a flying fish, both coming
directly toward the ship. On nearing
the vessel the flier arose in the air
and passed over the bow just abaft
the foremast. As it did so the dolphin
went under the ship and, coming up
on the other side, sprang from the
water and caught the flying fish on
"the fly” just as it was curving grace
fully down in Its descent to the water.
l.ookln* Forward.
"Why are you looking so happy?”
“My rich uncle has bought him an
ieroplane."
"But Curtis says an aeroplane is as
Mfe as an automobile.”
“And I believe it; that’s why I’m 80
lappy.”—Houston Post.
I in poowl ble.
Nothing
Inquirer—What do you suppose will
happen when the world’s supply of
India rubber is exhausted?
Information
Editor—Providentially
some chemist in the employ of the
Standard Oil Company will discover a
process for making a good substitute
out of petroleum.
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It may develop so slowly *■ to cans*
little if any disturbance during the «hole
period of childhood.
It may then pr -luci» <lysj>epsia, ca
tarrh, and marked tendency to con
sumption, before causing eruptions,
•ores or swellings.
To get entirely rid of it take the great
blood-puritier,
Is lte«nlt of Phy «teal Coadltloaa.
soon!")
So they lingered there, waiting, wait
ing.
For the total eclipse of the moon
DR. MARTEL S FEMALE FlLLS.
Serofula
Wasa**a*a
The venoms of serpents, fishes, scor
Sir Lauder Brunton, the famous
pions, centipede*, spiders, bees, etc., ; English physician, says that weariness
as well as the blood of the eel, owe is the result of physical conditions
their virulence of the presence of tox and the chronically tired are not al
ins similar to those which are secreted ways lazy.
tn bacteria. In both cases the toxins
One constantly hears the complaint
are specific products of the activity of | from patients," writes Sir Lauder
living cells. They are very poisonous, I "that they are 'always tired.' Othei
non-crystallizable colloids, of unknown people term them simply lazy, but ii
chemical constitution. The venom tox is quite possible that In many of these
ins are very sensitive to the action of caseb there Is some physical condition
beat and light, are easily destroyed by in the person which renders exertion
digestive
ferments, and consequently I specially distasteful to them, although
Mother* win find Mr*. Winslow”* Soothing
Syrup the b-st remedy to use to* thalr chlklrea are innocuous when swallowed. There I other people cannot observe It."
during the teething period.
is a great variety of these toxins, each
Sir Lauder Illustrates his point by a
of which exerts a specific action in story of an eminent medical professor
No* 1« Ik« Thuaderboll.
"I sent you a communication a day the nervous system, the red or the who, while acknowledged to possess
brilliant abilities, was accused by his
or two ago,' said the Indignant caller, white blood corpuscles, etc.
It Is possible to produce in any ani friends of being lazy. He died at ar
“and you wouldn’t print it just because
It didn’t happen to agree with your mal an artificial condition of immun early age of heart disease, and hli
views.”
ity to the effects of any animal venom friends were then willing to admit thal
"What was it about?” asked the edl
This is accomplished by the repeated there was some excuse for his laziness
tor of the Morning Thunderbolt.
In discussing the relation between
injection of the venom In doses, each
“It was about woman suffrage.”
of which Is too small to cause death. mental and physical fatigue Sir Lau
"O, yes, I remember."
Brunton makes the striking
"You threw it in the waste basket, i After a larger or smaller number of der
presume.”
Injections the animal acquires the pow declaration that “it is a mistake to re
"I presume I did."
er to resist the action of many times gard muscular fatigue as a stimulus
"My object, sir. was to show that I the quantity
of venom that would to the brain, or mental fatigue as a
good deal can be said on both sides,”
stimulus to the muscles. Long-con
"Well, you said it, all right, sir—on suffice to cause death. If It were inject
tlnued muscular exertion renders th«
ed
Into
the
veins
of
a
non-immunized
both sides of the sheet. That’s the
This fact he lllus
reason why you can't say it ln the animal. The blood of the immunized brain anaemic."
Thunderbolt. Good morning, sir."
animal now contains a new substance, trated by the following story:
“Many yearB ago 1 used to write for
an antitoxin which has the property
Precocious ForeMlght.
of neutralizing the toxin of the venom, I a medical periodical. On returning
"Tommy,” said the teacher, “you
and this blood (or rather Its watery home one night after a very heavy
have made some inexcusable mistakes part, or serum) may be employed to day’s work at the hospital and feeling
in your geography lesson.”
combat the toxic action of the venom completely exhausted I found a not«
"Yes’nj,” said the precocious youth.
from the editor, ’Please let me have
in a non-immunized animal.
“When I’m a man I’m going to be an
The Ichneumon, the hedgehog and an article on such and-such a subjec!
explorer. I want to avoid the minute
some other animals which devour ve to-night.’ I sat down with pen and
accuracy which will lead people to dis
nomous
serpents, exhibit an extraordi paper, but not a word could I write
credit my observations.”
nary resistance to the effect of their Thon I lay back lazily and began tc
bites. This natural immunity is ex speculate as to the cause of my want
PlltS CURFD IN 6 TO 14 DAVS
PAZO OINIMtNT is guaranteed to cure any case plained by the presence of antloxins in of Ideas. I thought: ‘The brain is the
of Itching. Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Pile* in
the blood of these animals. Serpents same as it was yesterday, but yester
6 to 14 days or money refunded.
tOc.
are also little affected by their own day I was not tired; perhaps it is the
Gratitud
venom. In general, it Is almost im feebler circulation that prevents the
"Hello!”
possible to kill a venomous animal by brain from acting. If the blood does
"Hello!”
Inoculating it with the venom of Its not go up to the brain, I may bring
"Is that the grocery and meat mt
own
species, of which It can support the brain down to the blood.’ I, there
ket?"
fore, placed my head flat on the table
very large doses with Impunity.
"Yes.”
looking
sideways at the paper, and be
These
facts
demonstrate
the
absurd
"This is Mrs. Kildeer. You have my
gan
to
write
easily. On raising my
order for an sight-pound turkey. ity of the stories of rattlesnakes and
haven’t you?”
scorpions committing suicide by means head again every idea fled, so I placed
"Yes, ma’am.”
of their own venom. It is asserted my head again down on the table, and
"Well, change it to a slxteen-pound
that a scorpion or a rattlesnake im finished the article in that position.
turkey. I've just got my divorce pa
"A similar Instance was afforded by
prisoned in a circle of red-hot coals
pers!”
the
practice of the late W. O. Lecky,
will sting or bite itself to death. This
Would Be Tai.cn Care Of.
Is a physiological Impossibility.—Cos the historian. He had a large magni
ficent head, mounted upon a long neck
“I fear I am not worthy of you."
mos.
and a willowy body. He found out
"Never mind about that," responded
that his circulation was not sufficiently
the young lady with the square jaw.
THE ORIGINAL TRIPLANE.
"Between mother and myself we can
strong to raise the blood to his brain
effect the necessary improvements.”— Flyinsr Machine Built by Mrlnvfel- I |n gUfflclent quantity for its funda-
Louisville Courier-Journal.
low in i8«N.
mental activity in the upright position.
The Aeronautical Society of Great For thla reason be wrote his history
Only One “BROMO QUININE"
in whl)e kneellug on a sofa which had a
That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Ixx>k Britain announced an exhibition
for the signature of E. W. Grove.
Used the 1868, and offered various prizes, which I [arg0 broad head
Thla served him
25c
World over to Cure a Cold in One Day.
it was hoped, would create competition for a wrltlnR table, and in this kneel
and result in the production of some lng po3ition he wrote all his works, the
Still at Her Own Disposal.
“Miss Violet,” said the handsome practical results with ftying machines. bIood baving thus to travel to his
young professor of vocal culture, "you Stringfellow added to the idea of Wen- brain ln a horizontal line, Instead of
must put more heart Into your voice. ham by placing three planes, one above upward against the force of gravity,
Let it be freer and more spontaneous.” the other. He also succeeded ln pro- ag
would have had to do ln the sit
"Why, professor," she said, bringing duclng a very light steam engine, and tlng position."
her lovely eyes to bear upon him. "my
The secret of being tired apparently
heart is entirely free!”
ties in the fact that the muscles when
Why»
in work give off poisons which bring
At the front gate, procrastinating—
on fatigue. Worry and sorrow are also
(“No, George, don’t go yet; ’tls too
given as causes of weariness.
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“Yes.
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buy.
The Boy—Have yer caught any-
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The Angler—No, not yet, my lad.
The Boy—Ah, I thought not. There
weren’t no water in that pond till it
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"Then you ought to have married
him.”
“That’s just what I did.”—Bon VI-
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Secarlna
Peter Morton, or “Old Pete,” a
colored man and a quaint character
PrMcribed and recommended for women’s ali
of antebellum days, died at his home
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exhibited a model of the entire appara nati Enquirer says. He did not know
tus, experiments being made by run his exact age, which was about 80
Itaek In the Corridors of Time.
Plato had just dubbed Aristotle ths ning it along a wire, from which It oc years, and there Is probably no one
casionally lifted Itself. This appara now living who does. When asked
"Intellect” of his school.
"In fact," said Plato, “he comes pret tus received a prize from the Aeronau- about It he would say that he was "a
ty near being the Philander Knox of
tt.nid.u8!unl!e_!l0W a.,,en?Pt I right ‘smart ’’sized 7>oy“the“ye^r "thZ
my scholastic cabinet."
cd to proceed with the further develop stars fell and when Jenny Lind came
For, In the best educational circles tn ment of the apparatus, but failing
down the Ohio River.”
those days, It was considered better to
health and eyesight prevented, and he
"Old Pete,” since the close of the
be brainy than tc >e brawny.—Chica
did little more.—Cassler's Magazine.
go Tribune.
Civil War, has at different times been
a family servant and man-of-all-work
Making Bure of the Architect.
Rheumatism and Neuralgia never
in many prominent families on the
Norman-Al
Oouar,
an
Arabian
king
could get along with Hamlins Wizard
hills,
and In Avondale, and varied hl9
Oil. Wizard Oil always drives them Aho reigned long, long ago at Hirah, j employment occasionally by doing
commanded
the
architect
Sennemar
to
away from the premises in short order.
build him a wondrous palace, This P°rter work in downtown stores. It
No Formalities.
the architect did, and when it was is related of him, and the story was
"You had a housewarming the oth done a single stone fastened the whole |
himself, that before the
er evening, Mrs. Guernsey? You didn't structure, and the colors of the walls Civil War he was the property of a
•ay a word about it to me!”
changed frequently during the day. Kentucky gambler, who went broke.
“O, it was quite impromptu and In
and and "Pete” with all other chattels pos-
formal, Mrs. Jipes. The janitor turn The king was greatly pleased
upon
showered
all
kinds
of
rich
gifts
_ 8e8sed hy the gambler, had to be sold
ed on the heat."
the builder with the lavishness of orl-1 t0 pat18fy his creditors,
The figures of this country’s wheat ental kings.
But monarchs were
The officers of a bank ln Maysville,
crop indicate not only a larger horns treacherous in those old days, and It ^y.. who had taken a liking to the
consumption as a result of Increased
population, but also a larger consump occurred to the king that Sennemar ‘■olored man on account of his genial
might build a palace equal ln beauty 8°O(1 nature and strict honesty, offered
tion per capita.
or even superior for some rival ruler. t0 ^uy his freedom for him If he
The more he thought over it the more would execute his personal note ln
jealous he became until one day he the,r favor and make his payments
ordered the architect to be thrown uPon
according as he was able, until
from the top df the palace to make they were repaid. This he agreed to,
certain that no duplicate palace would hut with the close of the Civil War
be made. After this the king was satis- and the scattering of his friends far
fled that his palace was the only one, and wide, Pete fell into hard lines
and the Arabians regarded It as one from lack of a permanent home and
of the wonders of the world.
| steady employment, but he never for
got his financial obligations to his
One way is to pay no attention
On the 5 taste Coach.
banker benefactors and he continued
to it; at least not until it de
Driver—Oh, I say, this money don’t making his payments to them for
velops into pneumonia, or
<o here!
twenty years after the close of the
Passenger—Why not?
bronchitis, or pleurisy. An
war until the debt was Anally paid.
“Because it's stage money.”
other way is to ask your doc
Often
he was
-------------
..— told that the claim was
"Well, isn’t this a stage?”—' I onker» I out]awed and be couid not be legally
tor about Ayer’s Cherry Pec
Statesman.
forced to pay it, but he invariably re-
toral. If he says, “ The best
plied
that hla benefactors had trusted
•«Sat« end Baae.”
thing for colds,” then take it.
him and no matter how long it took
“
Why,
”
asked
a
Missouri
newspapei,
Do as he says, anyway.
'does our State stand at the head in he would pay them back to the
cent
publish our formulas
raising mules?”
Wo banish alcohol
I
"Because,
”
said
an
Iowa
paper,
"that
m w ■oAlamaa
A Trrin* Tin**.
Wa urge you to
Is the only safe place to stand."—Jack
“Colonel,” asked the beautiful Ctrl,
•onauit your
O’Lan tern.
doctor
“when was the most trying moment of
your
lifer
When the bowels sre
constipated,
poi-
I
There
is
probably
nothing
shocks
a
are
sonous substances sre absorbed into the man worse than to hear that an old i “It was when I went to my wife’s
blood instead of beingdaily removed from acquaintance, a man about his own father for the purpose of asking him
J m . A°.nr..V anTi,niSnd.*?-
to th« P°°r “ouee. to 1st me have her. He was very deaf,
this danger, doctors slvay* iaquirs about
the condition of the bowea. Ayer*« Pili*, i The man who wears a gadded coat and I had to explain the matter be-
. fors twenty clerk*.”—Chicago Reoorfi-
—Maes u j . c. at «• oe.. mm *. Ukaar-*
• ta shoulder the responsibility
to
the road and telephone to the repair
Strong Winds and Sard Storms
cause granulation of the eyelids. PET shop.”—Washington Star.
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quickly relieves, 25c. Al) druggists or
Flrat One That Came.
Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
“Didn't some idiot propose to you be
PORTLAND. ORE.
Freedom
ft.
of
Million«
The elderly customer, whose library
had been destroyed by tire, was trying
to replace some of the rare old books
that had vanished in smoke and flame.
llesourceful.
“Have you a copy of 'Watson’s Apol
"So you run your own motor oar?"
ogy'?” he asked the salesman at the
“Certainly,” answered Mr. Chuggins.
book store.
"His ’Apology'?” said the salesman. "Would not think of trusting its del
“Great Scott!
He hasn’t made any icate mechanism to a chauffeur.”
apology yet. He says every word he
"And you know what to do ln case
wrote about those Asquith women la
anything
goes wrong?"
true.”—Chicago Tribune.
“OLD PETR’’ IS DEAD.
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