Bandon recorder., March 10, 1910, Image 3

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an«ll «b Co fleer.
An extract fronf (lie Londoa CkroH-
icle proyes that the English can taka
1 a joke in a sportsmanlike way.
T e American opinion of cotfc« «a
We never charge
As follows,
understood in the English home 1« not
We
commission nor drayage.
high, and how-the coffee of the En<-
want your good fat hogs, veal
and chickens,
lish lodging* is esteemed may be un-
derstood from the following traveler's
Dressed Veal up to 130 lbs 12jc
tale:
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Large Veal Lesi IB.
It was his first morning in London
11c
Dressed pork, any size.
"apartments,” and his landlady came
18c
Live Hens......................
up with the breakfast, and as she set
20c
Dressed Hens...............
down his coffee cup she opened a slight
18c
Live Ducks...................
conversation.
16c
Dressed Geese..............
25c
Dressed Turkeys..........
"It looks like rain," she said.
“It does," agreed the American, "and
Addreu.
it doesn’t ev-n smell unlike it."
From 132 to 1 SO lbs.f
WE WILL PAY
FRANK L SMITH MEAT CO
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAV
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinin. Tablet«.
Druggist, refund money if It fail, to cure. E. W.
GROVE'S signature is on < ach box.
26c.
PORTLAND, OREGON.
Po.Blbl. V#e fur Him,
No Accoanlhig for Tastes.
Fair Malden—Can’t I sell you a cou-
pie of tickets to our charity concert?
Only 12 for the two.
Irritable Capitalist—I don’t care for
charity concerts, young lady, but if
you’ll bring me a couple of boxes of
fine charity strawberries I’ll give you
|5 apiece for them.
Where I’rpys
Won
lame.
"Who was the fellow Pepys, and
What is his claim to fame?”
"His claim to fame is well founded,
my friend. He's the man who kept a
diary for more than a year.”—Kansas
City Journal.
'No, .ir," said the recruiting officer;
’Tm sorry to say your boy won't do
st all for the navy."
"Why not?” asked the lad's father.
‘"He’s cross eyed."
"Yes, I know that, but his eyes are
crossed at such a peculiar angle that
I thought you might be able to use him
a. a range finder.”—Chicago Tribune.
A Sporting; Chance.
“I’ll teach you to play at pitch and
toss!” shouted the enraged father.
"I’ll flog you for an hour, I will!”
“Father," instantly said the Incor­
rigible, as he balanced a penny on his
thumb and finger, ‘TH toss you to
make it two hours or nothing.”—
Cassell’s Journal.
Pettit’s Eye Salve.
No matter how badly the eyes mav
be diseased or injured, restores normal
conditions. All druggists or Howard
Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
üt\Ji
In
ads gently yd vvowpWx/
baxvcXs. c\canscs
syskra. i$ui\uoX\y;
assxsXs
\\ab\V\d cons\\paV\ou
To OelW's bencjvc\a\
cjjeds.always buy Vha
Rename,
°
HANUFACTUPrO DY THE
CALIFORNIA
F ig S yrup Co.
SOLD BY LEADING DRUGGISTS 5O‘ABOTn£
South Carolina.
Colonel Peter! y met his colored gar­
dener, Jim Webster, a short time ago.
Jim had been recently married. "How
do you like matrimony, Jim?” asked
Colonel Peterby.
Jim shook his head dubiously.
"What’s the matter?”
"Yer see, boss, before we were mar­
ried. when I knocked at de dore she
used ter say, ‘Am dat you, honey­
suckle?”
"Now when I come home she bawls
out, ‘Clean off dem boots before you
conies in dat dore, you black moke!’’’
—Baltimore News.
Overrun II de nee.
"What Is the title of this picture?"
Inquired the connoisseur
“ 'The Night Express Leaving on
Time,' " said the proud owner of the
painting.
"May I ask what it cost you?”
"I paid »150 for it”
"Well, you got left
The Kind You Have Always Bought lias borne the .signa­
ture of Chan. It. Fletcher, and Jias been made under bis
personal supervisión for over BO years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
*• Just-as-good ” are but Experiments, and endanger the
health of Children—Experience against Experiment,
Pure radium never has been pro­
duced, the almost priceless metal al­
ways being in combination, either a
:hloride or a bromide.
The British government has organ­
ized a special department in connec­
tion with its national physical labora­
tory for the investigation of problems
Of aerial construction and navigation.
An automatic time signal sent out
from the Hamburg observatory by tele­
phone to all instruments connected
with the system of that city has been
heard as far as Copenhagen and Paris,
In the spring of 1909 seventeen
American robin redbreasts, male and
female, after being confined for a time
In a large aviary near Guildford, in
Surrey, England, were set at liberty.
They built nests in the surrounding
trees, and In a short time there were
some thirty young /oblns added to the
iolony. Efforts are being made to re­
tain them in the neighborhood dur­
ing the winter, and it is hoped that
thus the American redbreast may be-
come a permanent addition to the bird
population of England.
The Electrician notes some Interest-
Ing facts about the ventilation of the
great Simplon tunnel. The change
from steam to electric traction has not
altered the arrangements for ventila-
lion. The two entrances, at Brigue,
Switzerland, and Iselle, Italy, are COV­
ered, except at the moment when a
train enters or leaves, by huge cloth
icreens,
which
are automatically
raised and lowered by electricity. Two
electric fans, nearly ten feet in di­
ameter, and making 350 turns per min­
ute, drive air Into the tunnel at
Brlgue at the rate of 1,000 liters per
jecond, and a similar station at Iselle
draws air from the tunnel. The air-
pressure on the screen at Brlgue
amounts to four kilograms per square
meter, while on the screen at Isella
the pressure is twelve kilograms per
square meter.
Max Bermann of Budapest has re­
cently shown that the spark rays made
by the Incandescent particles thrown
of? from Iron and steel when put upon
an emery wheel afford a mean s of test­
ing the composition of the metals.
Carbon steels, manganese steel, and
steels containing tungsten and nickel,
each give a characteristic spark, of
different forms and colors, which are
easily distinguishable. The form of
the spark picture changes with the
quantity of carbon. Even so slight a
difference as .01 per cent of carbon,
Mr. Bermann says, can be detected in
this manner. Pointed branching lines
denote carbon steel; tool steel shows
the appearance of "blossom” on the
branches; tungsten steel gives red-
streaked rays and shining points,
"with litle balls thrown out of the
formation.” and “an explosion appear­
ance In the articulation” denotes the
presence of molybdenum, vanadium or
titanium.
COW IN A PARLOR.
It
Took Powweawlon of thr Ilonac
When the Family Wav Away.
Wonderfu’lv Built Up at 5“- al! Cost.
Th« number o c.,'--- , f g neral debility
in which ltiH.i’« Sar>apan Li has proved
ju-t the medicine that wn.« tie ded is very
great. Mr. E. > F y, Iva hoe, Va., de­
scribe-» hi.« ea-> and tells w liat this medi­
cine di I for him. in the f 11 w tig testimo­
nial: “I »as all run down and weighed
only 1:8» p. un is. (took Hood’s Sarsapa­
rilla, and before the tir-t bottle was tini tied
began to improve, and when I ha-1 taken
six hottie» was w-oinlerfuliy built up and
Weighed 1*0 pounds.”
G-1 Hoo ,’s Sar-apa l a today. In usual
liquid form o tablet# cal e Sanaisbst
One- Lan Chanee.
She was shopping She drifted Into
the plate where tbe) sell blankets
Rod after roll was di posited and
spread outt before her. Sill, shfe list­
lessly asked for more. Finally. with
brazen 'face, she remarked, as she
I
rose:
"Oh. well; I don’t really mean to
buy any. I was only looking for a
friend.”
"Pray wait a moment, ma’am," said
the attendant, suavely, “there’s is one
more blanket on the shelf, Perhaps
your friend is in that.”—Tit-Bits.
Mothers win find Mr*. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup th- t> at remedy to use for th.It children
during the teething period.
Tnrllflc!
Rivers (who is writing an article on
Imports) Say. Brooks, what’s the rat.
on automobiles?
Brooks—In the suburb where I live
It’s not less than forty miles an hour.
Srema
Whenthe
Hair Falls
Stop it! And why not? Fall­
ing hair is a disease, a regular
disease; and Ayer’s Hair Vigor,
as made from our new im­
proved formula, quickly and
completely destroys that dis­
ease. The hair stops falling
out, grows more rapidly, and
a!l dandruff disappears.
Does not change the color of the hair.
Probable.
JS
Formula with eacU bottle
“They’ve found a new cure for con­
Show it to your
sumption.”
“What is It?”
“Crotalin.”
“
then do ae ho Ml ya
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAVS
“What is crotalin?"
PAZO OfNtMtNT , guaranteed to cure any case
"Rattlesnake poison."
The little book in each package gives
of Itching. Blind. Blee*ling or Protruding Pile, in
60c.
6 to 14 days or money refunded.
"Well, it's true that a man who has the formula of our new Hair Vigor, tells
been bitten by a rattlesnake Is not whv each ingredient is used, and ex­
A Coolness Between Them N ove.
plains many other interesting things.
likely to die of consumption."
"Do you mean to tell me, colonel,
After readini» you will know why this new
you are 63? Why, I shouldn't have
hair preparation does its work so well.
The next time you have a cold on the — - Mads by th« J (?. Ayer Co., Lowell, Maae.-
taken you to be over 40."
lungs
try
rubbing
Wizard
Oil
on
your
“I fear, madam, you are not a good
Judge of ages.”
chest and see hew quickly it will draw ------------ 1----------------------------------------------------- —
“O, yes, I am. colonel; but I thought out the inflammation and break up the
Tree# Brought llntn.
I’d lie Just a little, to please you."
cold.
Tn lower Egypt raitt fell very sel­
QI'S A*k
DR. MARTEL’S FEMALE FILLS.
Seventeen Years .he Sandard.
Not Hunding Out Statistic#.
The Missus—Norah, how many fam­
ilies have you ever worked for?
The Maid—Wurruked, Is It. ma’am?
I’ll have you know, Mrs. Pa-arker, I’ve
wurruked f'r ivery fam’ly I iver lived
with!”—Chicago Tribune.
Prescribed and recommended for women’s ail­
ments—a ■ c-entirically pr* p .r-*d remedy of proven
worth. The resul from th. ir use is quick and
permanent. For rale at all drug stores.
Aot the Only One.
The Court—Ephraim, this Is the
fourth or fifth time you have been up
before me for petty larceny, You are
an old offender.
Uncle Ephr’m—Yes, suh; It’s about
as tough a Job to refawm me as it is
de Standahd Oil comp’ny.—Chicago
Tribune.
Just Before
SEEDS
"While we were on my honeymoon
I always spoke French to my husband
so that no one should understand us.”
"So you went to France, did you?”
—Fliegende BIftetter.
J.
Off.
Catalogue for
the Asking
Send for it.
A
11 i u h
C’ourwe.
He—Do you believe iu the higher
education for girls.
She—Oh, my, yes; I'm taking les­
sons in aviation already.—Boston Her­
ald.
B U T Z E R
i
Portland, Oregon
COFFEErn
TEA SPICES
BAKING POWDER
i EXTRACTS
Some Excellent Rooms
SUU on Sale for
CLARK’S CRUISE Of THE “CLEVELAND”
18.000 Tons Brand New
| ■
and Superbly Fitted
I B
JUSI RIGHT
CLOSSETa DEVERS
ROUND THE WORLD
W ho f
I’fiiloaoplite.
J
188 Street front
You Can Get Allen’s foot-Ease FREE.
Write Allens, oim.-ted, Le Roy, N. Y.,fora
free sample of Allen's Foot-Ease. It cures
sweating, hot swollen, selling feet. It make«
new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for
corn«, ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug­
gist.! sell it. 25c. Don't accept any substitute
The Grumbler—-Seems to me It’s
about time something was coming my
way.
The Philosopher—Be thankful, my
friend, lest the something which
doesn’t come your way Is something
you deserve —Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Swear.
Man wants a great deal here below.
(The poet hath it wrong.)
He wants a lot—the man you know—
And wants it good and strong.
XV Here I* w orueit.
For who, to dumb forgetfulness a prey.
That letter in his pocket e'er resign­
ed.
Without receiving, on some later day,
A good-sia<d portion of somebody's
mind?
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lie
dom. During the French occupation,
about 1789, it did nc-t rain for sixteea
months, but since Mahomet All and
Ibrahim Pasha completed their vast
plantations-- the former alone planted
more than 20,000.0'10 olive, fir, cotton,
acacia, plane trees, etc.—there now
falls a good deal of rain.
PORTLAND. ORE.
FROM SAN FRANCISCO FEB. 5, 1910
ONE STEAMER for the Entire Cruise
I of nearly four months, coating only $650 and up.
j including all necessary expenses,
ROUTE: Japan, China, Philippines, Borneo,
Java. Burma, India, < evlon, t gypt, Italy* etc.
An unusual chance to visit unusually attractive
places.
IM ORIENT CRUISE
’ February 5, 1910, by S. S, “Grosser Kurfuerst,”
73 days, including 24 days Exypt and Palestine,
$400 up, inclu ting hotels, shore excursions, etc.
TRANK C. CLARK
Times Bldg.
New York
EXPERT
MODERN
DENTISTRY
Constipation
At Prices that Defy Competition
irrm without plates a specialty
“For over nine years I suffered with chronic
constipation and during this time I had to take
an injection of warm water once every 24 hours
before I could have an action on my bowels.
Happily I tried Cascareis, and today I am a well
man. During the nine years before I used
Cascareis I suffered untold misery with internal
piles. Thanks to you. 1 am free from all that
this morning. You can use this in behalf of
Buffering humanity
B. F. Fisher, Roanoke. I1L
KOW-KURE
is not a “food”—it is -i medicine, and the
only medicine in the world for cows on y.
Mad for tlie cow and, a» its name indicates,
a Cow Cure.
ll.i rene-s. retained after­
birth, abortion, scours, caked wider, and all
similar affections positive y and quickly
cured. No one who keeps cow-, wuetle r
ninn v or few, can afford to b" without Kt»W-
KlftE. It is made espei'iallv to kee' c<>ws
healthy. Our book "Cow Monev" sent FREE.
What is CASTOR!A
PAINLESS EXTRACTION..
5Oc up
SILVER FILLINGS ...........
GOLD FILLINGS
...............
fcK GOLD CROWN
........I >.00
GOOD RUBBER PLATE .
$8.00
ITIE BLS I RUBBER PLATES...............................
CUT THIS OUT. mail it with your ad­
The placidity of the cow has been
dress to the St^rlinpr Remedy Company,
a proverb for all time, That she is
Chicago. Ill., and rec ivn a handsome sou­
venir Gold Bon Bon FREE.
endowed with a good bump of the
Casforia is a harmless substitute lor Castor Oil, Pare-
WHALEBONE PLATES
................. 810.00
goric, Drops and Soothing Sjrups. It is Pleasant. It
"curiosity that killed a cat” a subur-
out-of-town patients can obtain perfect work
and
save
money
by
callin«
at
our
office.
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
banite learned to his sorrow one day
NOSTUDENI’S
NO GAS
NO COCAINE
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
this summer.
You can't sow thist!'* and
All work gtinmnteetl for ten vear,
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrlura and Wind
reap fi;s. If you riant
Mr.
Blank
lives
in
the
east
end
with
Ask
your
local
dea
er
fur
KOW-KURE
or
send
Colic, it relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
CHICAGO PAINLESS DENTISTS
Ferry's Seeds y
to the manufacturers.
his family of wife and five children,
prow exactly what
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tho
32m Washington St., Cor. Siath
Lyndomille,
Vt.
DAIRY
ASSOCIATION
CO.
you expect andin
Stoinacli and ltowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
the Louisville Times says. They have
Established 15 years
Here to star.
a profusion
The Children’s Panacea—Tlie Mother’s Friend.
and pericc-
a cow that is a pet, having been raised
f on never
from babyhood and now furnishing all
excelled.
the lacteal fluid and by-products used
years of
by the family.
study and
Otit of town peoph
ex-xtricncc
Not
so
long
since,
after
Blank
had
cun havo-their pint
Bears the Signature of
make them re­
and
brt<lge«ork flu
come in town for the day, Mrs. Blank
liable. For sale
iehod in one du
at noceuHfc.-y.
took the children and went for a day’s
We will give you a co*
outing to a neighboring suburb, leav­
22k gold or perre •
tree on request
crown for
S3.5
C. M. ft
Y co
ing the house (supposedly) 'carefully
Detroit, t’lrh.
Molar Crowns 5.0t.
closed and the cow in her stable. But
22k Bridge Teeth 3-5‘
missing familiar forms and the sound’s
Gold Fillings
ICI
of domestic activity, ajie grew lone­
Enamel Fillings 1.0t
some and managed to escape the ln-
Silver Fill.ngs
,5C
When You’re Hoarse Use
▼HE C.NTSUR uJMeANT. TV MURRSV «TRCCT. MKWVO.M CITV,
» closure and came into the yard and
Inlay Fillings
2.5C
1^.
Good
Rubber
B
proceeded to investigate. She climbed
5.OC
Plates
% the steps to the back porch, consumed
Best Red “Sb-
7.5C
OX W. *. WtH, rmm 11» Mi»-«
ber
- n
A fl.vorin« used the same as lemon or vanilla. three loaves of bread left by the bak­
1
»saw smstiwis pssnsaa
rainless Extr don . Q U
By dissolving granulated «u«ar in water and er’s lioy. She succeeded Jn getting the
WORK
GUARANTEED
FOR
15
YEARS
adding Mapleine. a delirious syrup is made and
Pslnl' i»“ Extraction Fr owhent i . cr < r bn go wot
a syrup better than maple. Mapleine is sold hy kitchen door open, where she devoured
ieordei -1. C odru Ration Free, 3 ou cannot wot bet'
grocers. If n- t send 35c for 2 <z. bottle and
painlf
rh work done any where. A11 work fully »uiir-
(iii t red. Modern el »Ct ric equipment. Beet m«ithoda.
recipe book. Crescent Mi«. Co.. Seattle, Wn. all but the graniteware part of a three-
m
BIST
MWKWt
TOR
Wise
Dental Co«
pound crock of butter.
Means an unfailing water supply. It
Her appetite still unappeased, she
rreans that you will have the most practi­
Gives immediate relief. The first
cal
Domestic water su ply system now in
also ate the fancy paper off the
TBrVn'2w;BnnsTH* PORTLAND.OREGON
dose relieves your aching throat and
use. No elevated tank, no frozen pipes in
orncx H0V16: * a . m . u t r. m . iiu»n, s
u
shelves,
and
in
so
doing
pulled
down
winter,
no stagnant water in summer, no
«
allays the irritation. Guaranteed to
water supply troubles of any sort. Tank
all the tinware and scattered it about ; contain no opiates. Very palatable.
placed in basement, out of sitfht and way,
mail« of pressed steel, will not rust and
the floor. She could not work tha
All Druggist*. 25c.
will last a lifetime.
combination on the ice-box, so moved
You will be pleased with the LEADER
system
of furnishing Domestic Water
on
through
the
dining
room
into
the
■
Supr y Ask tor our catalogue and free
sitting room. Mr. Blank had the day
booklet, “How I Solved My Water 'llPply
Problem ”
before purchased four new shirts at
The Chinese Doctor
$1.50 each, and these had been sent
Thi« wondeful man baa
home and were left In a bundle on
made a llfeitudy of the
WATERPROOF
properties of Root«.
the couch. She "considered” these, ate
Herbs and Barks, and
OILED
all but a few fragments, and went on
is «¡»in« the world the
benefit of his services.
her way. She wrecked chairs, and
even a bed, and upset the contents
No Mercury, Polson*
will give you full value
LEWIS & STAVER CO. |
or Dr««» Used. No
of tables by pulling at and eating the
for every dollar spent
, 1 jt. -'jLx Operations or Cutting
covers.
and keep you dry in
Portland, Ore.
Guarantees to cure Catarrh. Aehma. Lon«,
When the family came back late
the wettest weather.
Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Private
Spokane,
Wash
that evening an affectionate "moo" of
Diseaseb of M n and Women.
SUITS »322
A SUR«: CANCER CURE
welcome greeted them from the cow,
Boise, Idaho.
SLICKERS «322
Just received fr -m Pekin, China nafa, sure
her head thrust through the parlor
and reliable. U. failin« In Its works.
POMMEL
SLICKERS
window. Mr. Blank said It took ten
If you cannot call, writ# for symptom blank
iOUNCU^ Made from pure, carefully tested
•3 as
aaS circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamps.
men and a derrick to get the cow out
P N U
No. 4—'10
CONSULTATION FREE
fvf#ywMVf
materials. Get a can on trial
of the house, and the cost of repairing
CATALOG H?U
damages would purchase enough milk
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
You never saw such cakes
A.J.T ower C o . boston .
a
■yi’tlEN writing to #<l vrrtl.ar« pfeeee
and butter for the family for a year,
14214 first St., cor. Morrison, Portland, Or.
Town»
C
anadian Co. u-rnp to # owto . ca *
vv mention till# papar.
and biscuit They’ll open
"sans care.” There's a cow for sale;
she's no longer a big hit in the fam-
your eyes,
tiy-
_
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People
never
.have
confidence In a
SAjg (mnranlwd
Big Talker. They know bls state­
under all
ments must be cut down, but they can Color more goods brighter and faster colors than any other dye. One 10c package colors Mik,-nreol and cotton equally we&
Pure Food Law«
and U guaranteed to give perfect results. Ask dealer, or we WU1 send postpaid at 1 O b a pa tai;«. 5Vnte f«r free booklet
aever tell hor much.
bow to dye, bleach and mix oelora.
MQNKvS DRU« CwMVANT. fiutney, Illinois.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
A LEADER
WATER SYSTEM
IN YOUR HOME
CURE
F
For
C. GeeWo
Highest Quality
TOWER'S FISH BRAND
use
CLOTHING
23 Ounces for 23 Cents
KG!
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yj
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
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