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PIMPLES HOW A ‘•BliL.'.ùò’OUGHT’* IS HAMMERED INTO SHAPE, THE RIVALS, ■ ”1 tried all kinds of blood remedid which failed to do me any good, but / have found the right thing at last. My face was full of pimples ami black heads. After taking Cascarets they all left. I am continuing the use of them and recom mending them to my friends. I feel fine when I rise in the morning. Hope to have a chance to lecommend Cascarets.' Fred C. Witten. 76Elm St., Newark, N. J “*t»«rs Pleasant, Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Do Good Never Sicken.Weaken or Gripe. 10c. 25. . 50c Never sold In bulk. The genu ine tablet stamped C < C. Guaranteed to curs or your cuuuey back. J j OLDEN •W est fCOFFEE 1 TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER' • EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT CLOSSET a DEVERS PORTLAND ORE. J Why lie Favored Friend—Why do you encourage these woman's suffrage meetings? Surely you don't approve of them? Husband—Approve? With all my heart! I can come heme as late as I like now without finding my wife wait ing to ask questions.—Kansas City Journal. I n falll ble. "Are you, Indeed, a really and truly fairy?” asked the little Kiri. "Yes, I am a fairy. I live here in the woods, but nobody but good Chil dren ever sees me,” “But how do you fix people so they can't see you?” "I lend them money.’ The recipe has never been known to fail.—Cleveland Leader. ONE OF THE STEAM HAMMERS AT PORTSMOUTH (ENG.) DOCKYARD ThonKli There 1» No Incentive. First Hunter—You know they have passed a law In Florida permitting the killing of alligators? Second Hunter—O. well. I suppose we'll keep on killing them, just the same. Mother« will And Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup th<- b st remedy to uw fur their children luring the tee thing period. At tlie Sammer liesort. "I'm sorry,” said the maiden, “but you'll have to go now.” "But it’s only 10 o’clock,” replied the young man. "I know, but we can’t have the ham mock any longer. There's so much company in the house that pa has to sleep out here and I just know we're 'keeping him out of bed.”—Detroit Free Press. 4 li-ur Waste of Money, Snplelgh—The doctor says there's something the matter with my head. Sharp—You surely didn't pay a doc tor to tell you that!—Boston Tran script high priced baking powders will do and dees it better. It raises the dough anM makes light er, sweeter and bettei risen foods. Sold by gro errs 25c per pound. H you will send us your name and address, we E rill send you a book on health and baking powder. The dockyard at Pourt.-mouth, England, affords employment for 8,000 to 8,500 men, who are to be seen streaming in armies in and out of the Main, Marlborough ami Unicorn gates when the bell rings for them to begin or leave work, their wages bill totaling $55,000 to $60,000 a week. The mod ern yard may be said to date from 1843, when It was determined to greatly enl arge it and introduce sicam power. In 1864 it was still further en larged. and now covers between 300 and 400 acres of ground with its basins, docks, building slips, factories, storehouses and workshops. Here we find drawing offices, machinery for punching, bending, cutting and shap ing steel plates, all of which operations, thanks to the powers conferred by steam, hydraulics and electricity, they appear to carry out with no more difficulty than if they had been dealing with butter or plasticine. In the large smithy, a huge brick building, there are no fewer than 120 fires ar- ranged in a quadrangle. Of the enormous steam hammers invented by James Naismyth—one of which is shown In the picture at work on a big forging—there are a full dozen, one at any rate weighing no less than seven tons. Portsmouth yard boasts as many as seventeen dry docks of various sizes and Importance. One or two of these can take a Dreadnought and seven King Edwards or Nelsons. There are three large basins, known as the fitting, rigging and re- pairing basins, and the smaller steam basin, The largest of these is 1,000 feet in length and the next smaller 900 feet, Around the basins are nu- merous shears and cranes for lifting guns, armor plates, portions of en gines and other heavy material in and out of the ships as they lie along side the basin walls They are worked by hydraulic or steam power, and the largest pair of shears is capable of raising a weight of 160 tons. But we have by no means exhausted the tale of the various establishments which have their habitat within the long encircling walls of Portsmouth dock yard. Besides the workshops already enumerated there are the rope, mast and block-making houses, the boat building sheds, the stores of gun mount- Ings, cables and the long rows of ships’ anchors forming a perfect alleyway of iron. Neither must the coalyards be overlooked, with their mountains of black diamonds surrounded by rows and rows of cranes and derricks for filling ships’ bunkers and railway trucks. Then there are the fine houses occupied by the commander-in-chief and the admiral superintend ent, with their gardens and the terrace of houses in which other and lesser functionaries have their abode. Here, too, is the establishment in which naval and marine officers spend months of study in varous war courses, dealing with the higher phases of naval strategy and tactics, and also the navigation school and the big fire station containing five steam engines, nine manuals, two fire escapes and twenty five hose reels. CRESCENT MFC. CO. Seattle, Wn. GOOD SHORT ALBERTA WHEAT LAND $15 Per Acre STORIES 10 Years’ Time These landsof Canadian Pacific Kailway produce from 35 to 50 bushels of wheat, 75 to 100 bushels of oats, per acre. All near railways, towns and schools. 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If you cannot call, write for symptom blank and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamps, CONSULTATION HU C The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. 162H first M., cor. Morrison, Portland. Or. 1 but lt»r • •part.** Mfse Caroline and Miss Matilda Bat gle of Old Hentley. were notable work ers for church fairs. They desired earnestly to help In a good work; but. also, they so arranged their labors as tff add undoubted zest to the monot -ASr*__________________ _______________________ ony of their quiet lives. Always each LfQi n 9 I l ¿ n « sister selected a special article, of the same value as the other's choice, of which she made as many as she could. Then it was a race to see who should make the most and earn the most. At one fair, for which Miss Caroline was making clover-leaf penwipers and Miss Matilda tomato pincushions, tiw finish was unusually exciting The day before the event Miss Caroline. wh< was slightly the swifter needlewoman, had thirteen penwipers to her credit, and Miss Matilda was but half a pin cushion behind. Then the telephone rang: Miss Caroline answered it. On returning, her first glance show ed her Miss Matilda just biting off the final thread which attached a green velvet stem to a scarlet satin fruit. Miss Caroline resolutely caught up the materials for a new clover-leaf—and missed her spectacles. She hunted through her work basket, then through the room, then through the house, in growing exasperation and misery. A hasty look during her wanderings showed another tomato ripening rap THt CCMTAUN cJMFANV. TV MURRAY tTAirt. NCW VOR. C,TV. idly under Matilda's fingers. Her Beareh grew into nervous frenzy; but still the glasses were not to be found. ■5 Then, peering wildly for the third Comparlsos. No Doubt. time under a big four-post bed from “I admit I have the fault you men On one occasion an ignorant quack one side, a despairing Caroline met the tion,” said the conceited man, self- was called by mistake to attend a eyes of an intent Matilda, crawling complacently, "but it’s the only fault council of physicians in a critical sympathetically on the other. I have, and it's a small one.” case. After considerable discussion “You go straight back to work, Ma “Yes,” replied Knox, “just like the the opinion was expressed by one that tilda!” she commanded, sharply. "This small hole that makes a plugged the patient was convalescent "Con is too ridiculous! I can find my own nickel no good."—Catholic Standard valescent!" said the quack, “why. spectacles, I should hope!" and Tinies. that's nothing serious. I have cured But she could not; it was Matilda convalescence in twenty four hours.” Pettit’s Eye Salve. who found them, nearly two hours — Sacred Heart Review, No matter how badly the eyes may later, clinging to a curtain. Two ex hausted sisters hurriedly resumed be diseased or injured, restores normal All druggists or Howard 1 Bl’RTON Assajer and Chemist, work in the waning afternoon, and conditions. H OWARD Lead* 111 Col io, Rpe< « h price*: Gold, Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. Silver. Lead. $1. < l«l, Sih« r. i Gohl. 50c; Zino by sundown Caroline had caught up or Copper, $1 M «iliii ; envelop*» and full pricelist with Matilda, and passed her. »«»•nt. on hi i 11 «-at on. Control n”<t I moire work ta> Ileallvtlo Maule. licitud. liufurunce; Carbonate National BauJr. When the receiving committee count Critic (as the composer plays his ed the fourteen pincushions and fifteen last piece)—Very tine. lJut what is penwipers, they smiled, and somebody that passage which makes the cold said, "Miss Caroline is ahead, as chills run down the back? Comijoser—That is where the wan usual.” derer has the hotel bill brought to “No.” said the chairman, "an order him.—Fllegende Blaetter. has been left for an extra pincushion Eiplnnnflon (omlnc. for the parsonage, to be made after “Did you write this report on my the fair. That makes them even; and won't Miss Matilda be pleased! You lecture, 'The Curse of Whisky'?” “Yes, madam.” know she lost two hours at the last “Then kindly explain what you mean minute, too, helping Miss Caroline find by saying. ‘The lecturer was evidently her spectacles------” full of her subject.’ ”—London Opin- The youngest member nodded appre ion. ciatively. “Then that's why Miss Car Shake Into Your Shoes oline gave me the order, and the pin Allen’s Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet. It cures cushion to be sent anonymously—the painful, swollen, smarting, sweating feet. Makes dear, queer, square old thing! Good new shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe DR W A. WISE Stores. Don't accept any sulietitute. Sample sport, Miss Caroline!” FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted. I.o Roy. N. Y. ¿2 tears a Leader in PTiinleaa Danta. Work in I’urtiand. "My dear!” protested the chairman, Fair Exchange. with a shocked laugh. “But—well, Mamma—Have you been taking your really, I suppose she Is. Don't forget cough medicine, like a good boy? to put that extra tomato on the order Tommy—No, ma’am, I let Polly Should remember that our force ts so arra-igad list.”—Youth's Companion. taste it an’ she liked it, so I traded it that WE CAN DO THEIR- ENTIRE CKO*N, In Use For Over 30 Years Do your feet ever feel t’red, achy and sore at night? Rub them with a little Hamlins Wizard 01. They’ll be glad in the morning, and so will you. BAKING POWDER Cavwlln« Moa, When the Lusitania arrived in New York from Liverpool a short time ago a group of passengers were gathered on tlie pier vainly looking tor a porter to cart their trunks over to the ex press wagon. Just as they wore be coming thoroughly discouraged an ex ceedingly jovial and energetic colored man came bustling up with a small trunk. "Here I am, ladies and gentle- men. Don't worry about yo’ trunks. Leave It all to me. Jus' don' worry. I'll tend to you”—and then, in a final burst of confidence—"you sho’ ean trust me—1'se an adopted son of Mr. Cunard.” He was telling a thrilling story out of his wallet of a thousand and one hair-breadth escapes over in Santiago, doncherknow, and his pretty listener was leaning anxiously toward him, hanging on his every utterance, “The wolves were upon us.” he said, ’’bel lowing and roaring, as I have so üften heard them. We fled for our lives. I don't deny it; but every second we knew the ravenous pack was gaining on u». At last they were so near that we could feel their muzzles against our legs------” “Ah!” gasped out the lady. "How glad you must have been they had their muzzles on!” To the leader of a band in Omaha, Jocularly spoken of in that locality | as "the worst in sevendlfferent States,” there once came a man with a request that the band play at a cousin's fu neral. “Is It a military funeral?" asked the leader. "Not at aM," was the reply. "My cousin was no mill tary man—in fact, he was never even Interested in matters military, Nev- ertheless, It was his express wlsh that your band should play at his fu- neral.” ' The leader was surprised and flattered. “Is that so?" he asked, “Tee.” responded the other. "He said he wanted everybody in Omaha to be sorry that he died." A professional man In town who re- gards his time as valuable has devised •a a B- o U b * nlan for handling obstrep- erous and persistent conversational ists. He has on his desk a small alarm clock. When a visitor of un pleasant propensities is announced this man picks up his clock, sets the alarm for three minutes ahead, and receives his caller. Time goes by, and then the clock does Its duty. The busy man starts as he hears the sound, consults his watch, and then rises with a hasty apology. “I’m mighty sorry we won't be able to discuss that longer,” he says, "but I've an Important engage- ment at this hour, and simply must keep it.” A couple of city men were playing golf when they saw an old gentleman looking at them wistfully. They asked him to join the game, which he did with alacrity. He was mild in speech and manner and played well. But once when he made a foozle he ejacu- iated vehemently the word “Assouan!” A few moments later, when he had made another bad play, he repeated: “Assouan!” The fourth time he said this one of his new-made friends said: "I do not want to be inquisi tive, but will you tell me why you cay ’Asouan’ so often?” "Well,” said the old gentleman, "Isn't that the big gest dam in the world?” He was a Presbyterian clergyman. Pm srlcstliig Figures. Out-oi-Town People to her for a orange.—Cleveland Lead- I'anilllHr Sating. 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Third and Washington PORTLAND BUSINESS COLLEGE No. 36-09 “ I he School of Quality” Tenth and Morrison éJ Portland, Oregon A. P. A rmstrong , LL. B., P rincipal YOUR FARM EQUIPMENT I o mouth. IS IT COMPLETE? DlARniola of Two Doctor*. The late Ambrose L. Thomas of Chi cago once told a story about two doctors. “To illustrate my point,” he said, aproi>os of an advertising error, "I'll tell you about my friend Bones.” “Bones was taken ill, and, his fam Uy physician being out of town, a spe cialist was called In. “But the family physician unexpect edly returned, and he and the special ist entered Bones’ chamber together. They found the man in a high fever and partially unconscious. Each put his hand under the bed clothes to feel Bones' pulse, and each accidentally got hold of I the other's hand, ’’ 'He has typhoid,’ aald the first physician. ’’ 'Nothing of the kind,' said other. 'He’s only drunk.’ Those to whom the mathematical mind has not been given will appre ciate the fun an Irishwoman, Mrs. La Touche of Harristown, has with num bers In "The Letters of a Noble Woman.” “I do hate sums,” Mrs. La Touche confesses to a friend. "There is no greater mistake than to call arith metic an exact science. There are per mutations and aberrations discernible to minds entirely noble. like mine; subtle variations which ordinary ac countants fail to discern; hidden laws Shakespeare V Indicated. of numbers which it requires a mind "I think that Shakespeare like mine to perceive. wrong ” "For Instance, If you add a sum "As to how?” front the bottom up, and then again "Does anyone ever really have great from the top down, the result is al- ness thrust upon him?” ways different.” "It often happens. There's the vice presidency, you know.”—Louisville Needless Trouble. Courier-Journal. “Did you wash the fish?” a woman to. Improve. asked her new servant "Shure, an’, It is Impossible to make your con- phat's the use of wash'n anything that's always lived 1* the waler?” duct perfect, but it I» easy to make U Au hiato naked the glrL I better than. It ht» I s o o In these days of progressive farming no man can afford to neglect his farm equip ment. It is just as essential that the farm should have the benefit of the best possible'farm machinery and most modern labor saving devices as it is that a properly conducted factory should have it. and aven more so. We have in our extensive stock, lalior saving mac hines of all kinds, machines that increase profits and make the farmer the most independent man on the earth, machines that make farm life more enjoyable and tend to keep the young man satisfied with farm work. No fartner ever invested his money to better advantage than when he bought one of the machines mentioned below. These are lines which are in season NOW and are goods which should interest every farmer who desires to make a success of farming. Kramer Rotary Harrow Attachments, (shown here). Hoosier Drills, (shown here». J. I Case Plow’s. Sandwich Hay Presses, Dick's Famous Feed Cutters, Hoover Potato Diggers, Double Action and Rightlap Cutaways. Stover Gasoline Engines, New Iowa Cream Separators, Myers Pumps. Etc., Etc. Do YOURSELF and us a favor by asking for our BIG GENERAL CATALOGUE AGENTS EVERYWHERE OR. SPOKANE WASH. BOISE IDAHO.