Bandon recorder., October 14, 1909, Image 7

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Young Folks
Great
Combination
Offer
I Uk« in J i*n in baud to Writ« you
an answer ♦<» »he mug that signs hi*
name "Victim’* what says that a bolt
on your bedroom door nights will
Being she bad never murried, and be­ make you safe from burglars coming
ing she bad reached the age of forty- Into the room and shooting your head
Indian Chief Terrified by an Experi­
five. most of the people of the village off and to tell him the only way to
ment With a Hand Gias*.
of Millville spoke of Miss Spooner as be safe from harm by burglars is to
A curious device is known as the
Aunt Nau, aud she raised no objec
lay still when they tells you to and
hand glass. This glass is open at top
Washington Man Advises the Organi­
lion.
She had au income, and she
after they has gone to collect from the
and bottom, but die toil is smaller
zation of One at Once—The Power of
lived alone. It was said of her thut burglary insurance company.
■he was u disappointed woman
She
Printer’s Ink—Novel and Sensational than the bottom and can easily be cov­
Your man ••Victim” is a dull guy If
ered by the palm of the hand
The
wus, but not in the sense that she hud he thinks n bolt will stop any one that
Schemes Not Favored.
lower
rim
is
ground
smooth,
so
as
to
loved and lost,
So far as any one knows his trade, because we always
The Washington Post lias been car­ tit perfectly tight when attached to the
knew she bad never loved at alt.
I puts a. gimlet hole through the panel
rying on a contest for the best writ­ plate of the air pump. Tlieu if a per­
though several widowers hud cleaned right
laiclr of the bolt and slides it
their muddy feet on her doormat aud > back
ten plan for boosting the Capital City. son places bis hand over the top of
quiet mid easy just the same
tried to interest her in affairs uiatri- way
!
The
award wits given to Mr. Louis the glass while the air is exhausted by
as we puts holes through the
the pump tie will suddenly tiud him­
toonial. Just what was the matter panel
back of dead latches on outside Reilly ot Washington, and as his ideas
with Miss Spooner was that she was I doors, because there ain’t nothing will may be made to apply in part to other self unable to remove Ills hand. The
a woman with a mission, aud did not stop a man that knows the trade only cities and towns they are herewith air. pressing down, will bold it firmly
attached to the glass. No wonder the
know exactly what that mission was. a steel door with an Iron crossbar back reproduced in part:
Up to the age of thirty she had of it mid electric contacts all round.
1. Publicity Committee.-The first Indian chief of tlie Pottawatomie
tribe was terrified when the white
thought It was to convert the heathen
What’s more is that any man that tiling to do is to organize a publicity men made this experiment on him.
of China and Africa, but the returns
committee,
chosen
from
among
sucil
sleeps with a pistol under his pillow
The story is told that the chief, with
were so uncertain that she had finally Is a i hump. because that’s where we citizens as tlie members of tlie cham­
decided thut she was on the wrong always feels for It the first thing and ber of commerce and tlie board of other warriors, made a delegation to
Washington. They were anxious to
track. Then It dawned on her to take
gets It before proceeding to the busi­ trade and having for object the pro­
up the temperance question, but here ness of the evening, the right place to motion of Hie development of the city. find out if the white men knew any
magic. The chief was asked to place
she was handicapped. Old Sol Pritch­
2. Ways and Means. As soon as
keep a pistol being in the front hall
his hand over one of these glasses and
ard was the only one in the village
hanging on a nail where you ain’t this committee lias a local habitation,
that got drunk, and his wife said liable to do no damage to the bed­ a name mid a clerk it should bustle told that be would be unable to move
that she would rather have him come room walls and furniture with It. be­ to take up a collection. It should call i as much as a finger. The Indian, with
I great contempt for persons who could
home drunk than sober, as he broke
sides its being bad for nervous people on all bankers, real estate dealers, ho­ believe such a thing, placed Ills palm
fewer dishes.
to wake up In the night and feel for tel keepers, railroad men, merchants, over the glass, and when the air was
There Is nothing more discouraging a pistol that ain’t there no more.
etc., tv contribute to a publicity fund.
exhausted he was terrified to find that
than feeling that you have a mission
3. Bureau of Information.—The com­
If a guy wants to take a pistol to bed
and having that mission dodgiug you with him and thinks he’s got nerve mittee should next proceed to gather he could not get away. All his braves
and keeping you in suspense. The enough to use it the proper place for ft data concerning eligible manufactur­ were ready to tomahawk their white
only thing that can be dune, however, Is not under the pillow, because that’s ing sites, shipping facilities, freight brothers for casting spells on their
is to wait. Miss Spooner waited, and where we always look for It. hut it’s charges, factory help, rate of taxation, chief.—Chicago News.
at length her mission hove into view
at the foot of the bed. about where water and all other matters concern­
It was in the form of a tramp,
it you can stretch out with your toes so ing which persons contemplating mov­
called at her house for something to that when you wake up and feel the ing Io lids city would like Io know.
eat She sat it down at the table aud burglar's hand searching under your
4. Wauled, a Writer.—An expert Any Number May Play This Interest­
bade it fill up. While it was doing so pillow you c:yi lay still till he moves writer should be employed to set forth
ing and Instructive Game.
she ran Into a neighbor’s to see if that qver to the bureau, when you wlli the ail vantages of Washington, His
This game is played by any numtier
neighbor couldn’t spare an old coat, have plenty of time to get hold of your style should be clear, vivid, terse, lie of persons, who sit in a row or circle.
and when she returned the tramp had gun with your toes and pull It up gen should do Ids best to "write up” the One begins by repeating some familiar
departed; also her watch and chain tie and slow like you was still fast city in a story cut to the quick.
quotation, either prose or poetry, and
and other things.
5. The Folder.—There is no advocate
asleep till you get your grip on it and
tile next must then give one the first
Miss Spooner was Justly indignant
it is word of which begins with the same
then if you .are quick enough to make so powerful as printer’s ink.
She gave the alnrrn, the fellow was the burglar shoot in the smoke all magnetic mid convincing.
Its elo- letter as the last word of the quotation
overhauled, and before night he was right, but If you ain’t got the nerve qtience lasts,
It says just what is just given. The game goes on thus as
in Jail at the county seat, six miles for the Job you’d better not have no wanted to be said.
It goes every- long as the players cho^je.
away, on a three months’ sentence. guns around, because lie will shoot where. It repeats its argument over
Any one who does not give his quota­
The Justice of the peace, the constable next.
mid over again. Night is the same as tion in one minute or any other time
and others applauded her action, and
Having been in the bolt slipping and day to it, mid all seasons are summer. agreed upon before the game begins
for two or three days she felt thut pistol collecting business for nine It is everlastingly "on the job.” The
pays a forfeit, or instead of a forfeit
she had done her duty. Then the still years. I guess I know the game, and chief agent of tlie publicity committee
he ma.v be required to leave the game.
small voice began to whisper to iter
if I knowed where your mug "Victim” In advertising the city must be a fold­ and it may be thus continued till there
He Ilves I would Just come up some even er! This pamphlet should be artistic­
She had tempted the wayfarer
Is only one player left, who, of course,
had probably been driven to trampism Ing and pinch Ids gun for him to show ally printed on paper of fair quality.
is declared the winner.
by misfortune. He might have been him his bolt Is no good.—Sloppy Mike
6. Sewing tlie Seed.—The publicity
The following examples show how
an honest man up to this time.
In In New York Sun.
committee will take bold of the boom the quotations may follow each other:
Th<> New, Elegantly Pitted and Speedy Nteainet*
fact, she made a dozen other excuses
again aud scatter that pamphlet where
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Know ye the land where the cypress
for him, and all at once it dawned on
it will do the most good. Copies of it and myrtle?—Byron
her that here was her long sought
should be placed in the Union station.
Man never is. but always to be. blest.—
mission.
There would bt> more joy
In hotels, on steamboats, etc. It could Pope.
An
Objection
■ k
to
a
Wedding
Ceremony
over saving one tramp than In sending
Belgium's capital had gathered then
be mailed to boards of trade and to
This steamer is new, is strongly built and fitted with the latest improvements and wifi
That
Was
Overruled.
Her
beauty
and
her
chivalry
a million tracts to the heathen. She re­
members of the manufacturers' asso­
—Byron.
- give a regular fl day service, for passengersand freight, between the Coquille river, Oregon, W
A popular politician tells a story
called that the man looked lonely and
ciations. It could lie put on sale at
Come and walk with us. the walrus did
downcast, as If he realized that ' the about one of his electioneering cam cost or nt a trifle alarve cost and so
beseech.—Carroll.
He had arrived about noon at
world was against him. and she wasn't paigns
be widely distributed, yet not exhaust
By torch and trumpet fast arrayed.
quite sure that he didn't have tears a certain small station. He started out the money ot the committee.
Each horseman drew his battle blade.
after
dinner
for
a
walk
about
the
vil
­
—Campbell.
In his eyes as he sat down to the
7. Advertising an Advertisement.—A
lage. on the outskirts of which he
spread.
fc
"spot light" ad. of that folder should
The Standing Coin.
You probably know how conscience came upon a building thronged with be inserted in some of the leading
■ >.
•I. !•’,. WALSTROM. Agent, Bandon. Oregon.
people.
Take
a
long,
narrow
strip
of
paper
works when it gets out of leading
trade journals, especially in the or
.
.
.
.
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x.
and
upon
it
place
a
five
cent
piece
in
The
building
was
a
church,
and
a
strings, and it is useless to relate that
E. T. Kruse, managing agent, 24 California St., San Frani im o .
gans of those industries that could be
an
upright
position,
as
shown
in
the
wedding
was
about
to
take
place.
He
within a week Aunt Nan was asking
profitably carried on in this neighbor­
picture. Take the entl of the paper in 'rrrrt-r-i'TT-i'-M'T':'“ ■t'TTTT-r-t'-?-: -:’ tytyty ?? yyytyy t? yyy *
admission to the county jail. She had edged his way through the crowd until hood.
By this means news of tlie
the left hand and strike it rapidly and
he
reached
a
spot
where
he
tiad
a
good
a friend In town and had driven ovei
folder will spread in shops, factories
to tell her all about it and to stop for view of the bride and bridegroom and and mills; thereby business men who
a few duys. She began with the tramp the clergyman who was about to per­ are looking for a new site for their
by begging his pardon.
He would form I he ceremony.
enterprises will be attracted hither to
The church was packed, with the ex­
have been no tramp ai all If he hadn't
prospect the promised land.
ception
of
a
low.
dark
gallery
near
the
taken his cue from this, lie pleaded
8. The Leaflet.—Eor the sake of econ­
sudden Impulse and stoutly asserted roof. This was apparently deserted.
omy and convenience a tract should be
The
minister
proceeded
with
the
that he had turned about to restore the
prepared to prevent thewasting of the
property when arrested. It was the ceremony until he came to the point folder by injudicious distribution and
where
custom
required
him
to
pause
only theft he had ever committed. He
and inquire if there was any one pres also to still further advertise it. This
bad been poor, but honest.
leaflet should have on one side a sum­
There wns a second visit and a third. ent who knew any reason why the mary of the most striking advantage
couple
should
not
be
made
husband
The tramp grew more mellow at every
week <>r monili. Sample Room in Connection.
and wife
A hush fell upon the as- of Washington as a commercial center
visit. He was ready to and did ppom
and
on
the
oilier
a
brief
list
of
its
Ise everything asked of him. Including semblage. and every one waited in
charms as a place of residence.
truth, sobriety industry, economy, am­ breathless suspense. Something of a
Tlie leaflet should end with the state­
sensation
was
caused
when
a
voice
forcibly with the right. Give a '■ it'd -n
bition and excelsior Then Aunt Nan
ment that tlie folder, giving fuller de­
came
from
the
upper
gallery,
saying:
pull, and you have the paper in yoiu
went home and enlisted the aid of her
tails, could be had for (?) cents at pub­
“Yes. I do."
band, while the coin stands in the p .
minister in the mission. They worked
licity
headquarters
and
that
the
com
­
All eves were turned to the gallery,
sition it did before. It won d seem :s
for a pardon, but failed to get it. No
mittee would be glad to give any ad­
if the coin must fall, but try it. a id
one »'1st' seemed to have a spark of where, seated all alone In the gloom,
ditional information desired.
This
barely
discernible,
was
a
meek
looking
with a little practice you will b
sympathy for a downtrodden man who
leaflet should be put in all letters writ
wanted to climb up.
Then came a little man. with a haggard face and
to accomplish the trick.
ten
by
Washingtonians
to
outsiders.
After the clergyman
mental st niggle In which the minister disheveled hair
9. Excursions and Conventions.—The
dl<l not participate.
I Sell My City of Rome.
it was all Miss had recovered from his surprise he
publicity committee will make a sys­
Spooner’s secret.
All the players sit in a cir<-i
She wanted that said sternly, "State your reason, sir!"
OlCII.Ot
B iMKlX
tematic
endeavor
to
bring
excursions
The suspense was turned to merrl
tramp out of Jail that he might lose
leader says the first sentence, and the
and conventions hittier from every city
inent
by
the
little
man
’
s
reply:
The leader
no time beginning a new life.
rest repeat it in turn,
Capital.
“1 want the girl myself,” be ^ald — in the whole country.
re­
When Miss Spooner visited the jail
then adds another, and L
both are
a
10. Celebral ions. — The committee
again she carried a couple of tiles London Tit Bits.
BOARD OF DIRECTORS:
J. I- Kronenlierg, President. J. Denholm. Vice
peated till the whole is complete
should devise attractions to draw
President; I . J. 1 ahy. Cashier; frank llam, I. P. I lanly.
with her. and they were left there.
Players who blunder are put out.
crowds and to give folk at a distance
Rest Your Eyes.
She had convinced herself that her
The sentences run in tills way
A general banking business transacted ami customers given every accommodation con
The moment you are instinctively In­ an extra reason for making a trip to
sislent with sale and conservative banking
mission was greater than the law. It
“I sell you my city of Home.
In
Washington
It should celebrate the
took the tramp two nights to file clined to rub tlie eyes that moment
this city there is a street; In this street
CORRESPONDENTS: The American National Bank, of San Francisco, Calif;
Also it is time to anniversaries of tlie most memorable there is a house; fn tills house tlieie
through the bars, but on the third cease to use them
Me rchants National Bank. Portland, Oregon; I he Chase National Bank, of New York.
events
in
the
history
of
the
capital,
night, as the spinster sat alone In her give your eyes a rest when you be­
is a court; In this court there is a gar
hold a semiannual fair, have a home­
house with swelling heart, he entered come sensible of an effort to distin­
den; In this garden there is a stair
coming
week.
etc.
by the back door She wns expecting guish. Cold water Is alsmt the safest
case; at the top of this staircase there
11. A Great Hall.—The publicity I
him. She wns to give him $10 to go application for inflamed eyes. Never
is a room; in this room there Is a .fieri;
committee will continue to agitate the
far away and make a new stnrt. sleep so that on atvnkenTng file eyes
negr this bed there Is a table: on tills
question of building here a great con­ I
He was to keep her in his thoughts as shall open on the light of a window
table there Is a cloth; on this cloth
vention hall.
he climtM'd up and write her once a Never rend or sew directly In front of
there is a cage; In this cage there Is
12. Other Means. —No |>entiip Utica
fortnight. The money was ready for the light of a window, the better light
a bird.
BRUNO * ANSELMO. Proprietors
him. as well as a package of pro­ being that that comes from above or will confine the activities of the pub­ I
“The bird says. 1 am in a cage The
licity
committee.
The
foregoing
ways
visions. She was giviug him sisterly obliquely or over the left shoulder
cage says. 1 am on a table. The ta bie
of Isioming the city will be Its funda­
advice as to his future conduct when Too much light Is an evil, just as Is
says, lam near a bed. The bed •ays.
mental
reliance,
but
it
will
nt
sea
­
scant
light.
It
creates
a
glare
that
ull of a sudden site was thrown to the
I am in a room The room says, I mu
sonable
times
utilize
other
feasible
floor
Before she could scream a sce­ pains and confuses the sight.
at the top of the staircase The stair-
methods to achieve the same purpose.
oml time there was a gag in ller
case says, I am In a garden i'he gar-
Novel and sensational schemes are
The Old Style.
mouth, and then her hands and feet
den says, I am in a court. The court
not wanted
They are not effective.
No, tills is not Esperanto:
were tied, and she was helpless.
says, I am in a house. The house says.
They
are
not
business.
They
do
not
Room oontaw thez. yelauoo sandz
Then the tramp hummed a cheerful
I am in a street—and here ts my city
produce results. They will not attract
And then task hurnlz;
tune hs lie began a search of the house,
•f Rome sold!”
Koortxld hwen eeoo hanv and klst
liermanetit residents nor add to the
He got her jewelry again; he got $90
The wayld waavz hwlat
number of our commercial enterprises.
from a bureau drawer; ho got her
A Box of Pen*.
Nor is it the song of a boy scout who But. indeed, tiler.» Is no need for freak
Sunday dress aud her silver spoons
What pen Is never cheap? Expen­
ts imitating the licllow of the hedge­ plans. The city's advantages are too
sive.
and forks,
She had some currant hog and at the same time whistling
actual for buncumlie or claptrap.
wine down cellar, and he drank three
What pen denotes a gentle melnn-
between Ills teeth. No; it is Shake­
California ami Oregon Coast HteaniMliip to
tkittles and sat dowu beside her and speare's lyric, “Come unto these yellow What is required Is the most effica­ choly? I’enslve.
cious way to make them known.
lelivered a brief lecture on missions sands." etc., ns rewritten after the
What pen Is never shut? Open
The city, tlie committee and the
■nd ended by calling her an idiot
What pen pays for damages? Com-
Eliza N't han style.—London Globe.
folder are a trio sure fn triumph. In
Then he walked out and went over
pensation
Non plying hctscen Portland unit <’oo* Bay only
the last analysis the committee’s the
■ nd stole the minister’s horse and
What pen lielongs exclusively to the
Reproved.
thing
it
Is
ihe
living
force
liehtnd
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buggy and drove nway
Three days
T’nited States? Pennsylvania.
The Young Doctor—Just think; six the wheels of the "boom.” It is the
GRAY A HOLT CO., Gen. Agents
H. W. SKINNER. Agent
later Aunt Nan called o” the good of my patients recover'd this week,
What pen is a mental faculty? Pen­
alpha and the omega of tl. movement.
man to nsk:
728-710 Merchant! Exchange San Francisco
Marshfield. Phone 441
The Old Doctor—It’s youi own fault. On the industry, intelligence. enthusi­ etration.
"Parson, do you really believe I bad my boy
What pen do criminals pay for tbelr
J. E. WAI-STROM, Agent, Bandon
You spend too much time at asm and |»irseveraiice of Its members
a mission?"
misdeeds? Penalty.
the club New York Life
will the success of anv plan to ad­
"If you did you made n fool of ItT
What pen need never be regretted?
vance the progress of the city depend.
was his blunt reply as lie thought of
Penitence.
Enjoyment stops where Indolence bo­ If the right sort of men are chosen
tds lost horse and buggy
What jien enables people to live c*B-
gt ns— rollo» k.
the Work w.ll be well done.
fortably? PeoaloQ
By M QUAD.
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