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• • • * •. • o ■V - * o .* «r y o i rstt'f arranged on th« shelf below • i taatMMTUBb about the size of tiie shoe trueb of human use; a Jar about the —— size of • half barrel, containing the latcwt tooth powder advertised in th- street cars; a two gallon cut' glas» OILBOON BANDON bottle of eau de cologne, and a five pound box of violet face powder, to gather with the creams and other things supplied by the beauty shops After "Bossy” has had her morning It would certainly be worth going shower, had her teeth brushed, and per miles to see a $500.090,000 Panama iiape been massaged with an electric vl brator, she may then draw up to a neal sanai. little glass-covered table for the man! France's increase In population is curing of her hoofs. It will next be In Only 84.000 a year. Germany's is near order for somebody to Interest the cow» ly a million a year. in ■ brand of cud flavored ns In tlu chewing gum of commerce. Were he pinned down to it even an ■ntl-klsslng advocate might hare to ad Of late years a wave of sympathy mlt that he really likes it. has swept over the world for those whom we call "shut-ins”— men. women “An Ohio minister says klssfs are and children who are forced by illness Intoxicating as much as liquor.” All or by accident to lead their lives cut tn favor of the motion say "aye.” off from the outside world. Societies and warm-hearted philanthropists have If you listen intently, you can hear vied with one another to bring sunshine the chortles of the goat which did not Into the crippled lives. Meantime thou participate in the Masonic initiation of sands of [versons delllierately choose Mr. Taft employments which, almost as com Andrew Carnegie knows how to get pletely as physical disability, separate a lot of fun out of a tariff discussion, them from the great Influences of na since he Is in a position where a little ture. The factory and the shop, and even the kitchen, shut In the wonmn revision can’t hurt him. and hide front her the glory of sky and mountain and meadow. The grim law One by one, the old rivermen are of habit accustoms her to her loss; and passing "over the river.” If they could at last she makes no effort to enlarge only stay to see the new and regen her vision. When occasionally some erated Mississippi a few years hen«‘e. woman rises In rebellion and throws off the yoke, we regard her as eccentric or Society women are taking up the foolish. A woman of thirty, who had cause of woman suffrage. If woman gained by twelve years of hard toil a suffrage Is to take the place of after responsible and lucrative position In a noon teas everybody ought to be for It. great paper mill, gave up her place, with its generous salary, and put all If Andrew Carnegie is still fearful her small savings Into a little farm by of the disgrace of dying rich let him ■the side of a beautiful bike in Maine. build a “Carnegie boulevard” across the She was reproached by her friends for country from the Atlantic to the Pa Improvidence and threatened with tiie cific. tedium of the long winters and the Perhaps you have heard why King hard work of the short summers. She Alfonso didn’t go up In an airship? llis replied. “You forget what big pay I wife told him not to do it. Married am going to get.” “Big pay?” queried kings haven’t anything on the average her astonished friend. "Yes, a dollar a day In the pleasure of setting foot husband. on the ground Instead of on board It Is suspected that the anger of the floors, two dollars a day In satisfaction Congressmen who have been robbed of by looking at the sky. and my board their right to name fourth-class post and clothes out of the farm by way of masters is designed mainly for home chickens and pigs and vegetables.” The Anal misery of the "shut-in” comes consumption. when she loses the desire to get out. The hen that laid 3,<150 eggs is dead By every possible device let her keep and burled in a rosewood coffin, She her love for the open. Fed on ten min made the goose that laid the golden utes a day of unrestricted vision, It egg look like a piker that got into will not die. She who grasps and hoards the picture of sunset or field of poetry under false pretenses. daisies or evening star need never be Bulgaria's tax of $2 a year on bache alone. At her call the vision will flash upon that Inward eye lors can make no practical difference. Which Is the bliss of solitude, Any man who would marry In order to save that sum is too poor a financier and in an Instant, spite of four walls, she Is free. to be worth while as a husband. ■nr BINOON RECORDER ! China has presented to the Congres sional library the Chinese encyclopedia of 6,000 volumes. Senators and rep resentatives are thus provided with a little light reading to refresh them be tween periods of arduous labor. The United States has been and ■till Is very fortunate In her relations with China. We have some advan- tage over other nations In that we manifested our national friendship be- fore China showed such marked signs of her awakening and promise of rapid modernization. Thus our national friendship Is not tainted with glaring self-interest. This good will of the Chinese nation Is worth retaining and fortifying. The Boxer uprising and the boycott were hysterical Incidents, and ■ re past. They never represented tiie nationality of China. In taking the lead In prompt recognition of China's forward effort as the forecast of a ma terial greatness, the United States might achieve a sentimental foundation for a very practical foothold In China. Our grandfathers owed much to the district school, but in many parts of the country the rural school has fallen behind the liest standards. Such Is the case in Connecticut, according to the report of a special committee, which finds many of the buildings In bad con dition and the teaching of poor quality. On the other hand In some parts of the country the union school which takes all the children from a wide ra dius is a model Institution. It will be a great pity If the states do not keep up the standards of education in the thinly settled districts; for If the peo- pie find that their children are not get- ting the best, they will make any sac- riflce to move to the city, and the de population of the farming sections which has been going on In Eastern states will be hastened in spite of ef forts in other directions to "improve the conditions of country life." Since the higher education of the cow has t»een taken up and our unlver titles have been turning out a superior quality of lowing klne, one Is not sur prised to hear that the up-to-date queen of thd cattle barn and her college bred companions should be made the objects of a fastidious solicitude undreamed of in the days of yore. A member of the Covington. Ky.. tw>ard of health has ■prong Into fame through a demand that cows have their teeth brushed with regularity, Health experts in other cities have treated the demand lightly, professing not to see how the innovation would tend to purify the milk supply. If the scheme ever d'»es take hold, however, the dairymaid of romance Is likely to become confused with the servitor who. assists In the preparation of the aristocratic cow's toilet. I» w.lli not be difficult to picture the time when eVerc fashionable •■«>* wW lute • UUir-r lh it» ir, and GREAT WEALTH AND HAPPINESS. By Andrew Carnegie. Beyond a conqietence for old age, which ueed not be great and may be very small, wealth lessens rattier than increases human happiness. Millionaires who laugh are rare Ths deplorable family quarrels which so often afflict the rich gen erally have their rise in sordid dlf ferences about money. The most miserable of men as 'Old ago ap proaches are those who have made money getting their god; like files on the wheel, these unfortunates fondly believed they were really ANDREW CABNEOTB. driving It. only to find when tired and craving rest that it Is Impossible for them to gel off, and they are lost—plenty to retire upon but nothing to retire to, and so they end as they began, striving to add to their useless hoards, passing into nothingness, leaving their money behind for heirs to quarrel over. Gigantic fortunes, in the nature of things must be fewer and harder to build up lu the future than In the past, Most great enterprises are now tn the corporate form. The writer knows but one man now in active bust ness who Is likely to have an exceptionally large estate, and the foundation of that was laid more than half a century ago by the purchase of timber lands which have Increased enormously In value. Meanwhile, our lmmedl ate duty Is to distribute surplus wealth to the best of our abilities In such forms as we believe best calculated to Improve existing conditions. We must all learn the great truth that only competence Is desirable, almost nec essary, wealth non essential, and when It does come It is only a sacred trust to be administered only for the gen eral good VACCINATION FOR TYPHOID. By Dr. J. C. Torrey. Typhoid fever Is one of these distinctively human Infectious diseases for which pre ventive vaccinations huve been attempted. The results are of general Interest because of tbo widespread prevalence of this fever, l’felffer ami Kolle reported In 189(1 the [»he nomena following the Injection Into man of the bacillus typhosus killed by heat. Tlielr most important observation was that these in jections imparted to the blood of human beings specific baeterla-killing properties. Just as they protected guinea pigs against fatal »loses of the bacillus Taking advantage of the almost certain epidemics of typhoid fever in military camps. Sir E. A. Wright In stituted nn extensive test of anti-typhoid vaccine among the British soldiers in the Boer war. The vaccine con ■isted of cultures of the typhoid germ grown In broth for several weeks and then sterilized by heat and an A Plucky Woman. Japan has thtrty-two time piece fac tories, which turn out annually goods valued at nearly $800,000, the latest figures being 209,792 standing clocks, 441,755 hanging clocks and 25.3(10 watches. I’rof. Louis Agassiz, many years ago, first announced that the lee sheet, or j glacial flow, at the northwest of Maine I could not have been less than a mile I deep; while later geologists have con firmed bls statement, adding the more recent conclusion that the Ice was of that thickness at least over the larger part of New England. From calculations made by Prof. 11. C. Wilson, which are quoted in Nature, there seems reason to suppose that the conditions under which Halley's comet will return to us in 1910 will l»e much the same as those under which It a|>- peared In lOfki. It was then one of the grandest objects which ever ap peared In the heavens, and made a tre mendous Impression upon the medieval world. A great deal of attention has recent ly been given to the cultivation of rub- her. on account of the continually In creasing demand for it. I’rof. Francis E. Lloyd points out that "the lnelvt able struggle of man with nature" has already manifested Itself tn this new field. Already a considerable number of parasitic enemies have been discov ered, “whose energies appear to be largely concentrated upon cultivated rubtier trees.” It Is another problem for science to deal with. The only person who resisted the Yellowstone stage robber at the recent hold-up was a woman and when he asked her to hand over a ring she smilingly answered. "Not on your life.” The growing industry of extracting Not a single man had her courage, which goes to prove that women are aluminum has stimulated the search a little braver than men at such times. for water power In the British Isles, be»-ause the extraction of aluminum is Trying to Prove It. so expensive that only low cost power “Do you know they'll carry hogs on can be economically employed. In this this road cheaper than they will pas rea[»eet Scotland, with Its mountains. Is sengers?" said the red faced man In the coming to the front. The water power smoker. plant at the falls of Foyers, In Scot "Is that so?” replied his neighbor, land, has hitherto been the largest in who was t»eing crowded in his seat; Great Britain; but now a still larger “how much did you pay?”—Yonkers plant, at Kinlochleven, utilizing the Statesman. rainfall over a tract of 55 square miles, la about to be put Into operation for One Thing Ke Could lio. the production of aluminum. Its nine Green—I'm looking for a plumber t», hydraulic turbines, each of 8.200 brake do some work for me. Do you hapiwn horse power, are the largest water to know of one that does satisfactory wheels In the British Isles. work? Prof. Edward L. Nichols, In his ad Brown—I know of one that I can guarantee to till the bill; but I won't dress as retiring [»resident of the Amer know how satisfactory his work will ican Association for the Advancement of Science, used these suggestive sen t>e. tences: “With the development of the The Time and the Offea.e. doctrine of energy has come the con “Oh. ma; teacher whlpiied Tommy viction of an end of the world. Inevita Crow to-day!” ble. as the death of the Individual Is “What for?” Inevitable. In neither case, however, “For five minutes."—Cleveland Plafb Is longevity to be regarded as neces Dealer. sarlly beyond human control.” Profes We suppose there never was a mar-' sor Nichols then went on to say that rival u ornan wlip did not say’ to some- biologists are beginning to Intimate the ■ ue. at ednie time, that if R wasil't for poasihtllty. remote but tlilnlwble, of •] considerable exteiisiut» of th® tecaz of •Us • Itk •ti er», abe «»uld leave blur. • • . • - antiseptic. Thousands of soldiers were treated with standardized amounts of this vaccine As to whether the results Justified the trouble and disagreeable effects of the treatment there 1* great diversity of opinion. Tiie statistics of the British war office were considered unfavorable, and the prophylactic Inoculations have been officially discontinued. Wright has claimed that ths general results were favorable, and In tills opinion ho Is supported by the majority of the medical men who followed the experiments. Metschnikoff lias placed the great weight of his Judg ment in favor of the utility of a continued trial of the prophylactic. According to Wright, the most exact data are those in regard to the army men Isolated at the siege of Ladysmith, and here there were only one-eighth as many cases among the vaccinated as among the un vaccinated, with the mortality very much lower in the former. Wright has found that especially good protec tion is afforded by two successive vaccinal ions. He now Injects subcutaneously in the first dose about 1,000,000 dead typhoid bacilli, and in the second, given approxi- mately a week later, 2,000,000.—Harper's. GRAVE DANGER OF THE T00-F0ND MOTHER. By Edith Shackleton. When a woman declares: "1 am complete ly bound up In my children,” or, “I have no Interests outside my home,” a chorus of com mendation of these callous confessions arises. This overdeveloped maternal Instinct, with Its almost Invariable accompaniment of snob bishness. Is just as dangerous to the nation's welfare as the overdeveloped self preservative Instinct that impels men of the Rockefeller type to seize and hold everything that happens to be knocking around, and there la no place for either of them In the true democracy. The havoc that can be wrought by a single specimen of the fond mother Is instanced in history, and has in spired nt least one great novel. All the misery and tragedy in "Trilby" came through a fond mother of the malignant type. This specimen said she wns acting for the good of her child. To make this statement is one of the creature’s habits, though she really has not the faintest notion of what really is the "good of her child.” The appioved methods of dealing with the fond moth er nuisance are educational rather than destructive. It Is possible that none Is past redemption. Even an ac tive one may be led into ways of grace by being set to consider her offspring. Let her carefully note their re semblance to her husband's sisters (whom she possibly loathes) or to her own great-uncle, who disgraced ths family a generation ago. Let her consider how much of them resembles no one else at all. Then she will begin to realize how small a share Is her own; that her child Is a member of the human family; not a gift, but a se- rlous charge. When old English was new, by the way, the word "fond” meant foolish. =3 lie Saw The manager of a manufactory was suddenly called away to New York, leaving negotiations for the sale of a large quantity of merchandise uncom pleted. After his departure the office boy, anxious to witness a big baseball game, asked the under manager for a half holiday, but was refused. In the meantime an offer was re ceived for the merchandise referred to above, which the under manager did not feel Justified In accepting without the authority of his chief, to whom he dispatched a telegram, worded : “Five hundred dollars offered; shall I accept?” The boy was deputed to take the message to the nearest telegraph office, but before handing it over the counter added a few words to it on ills own ac count, with the result that when It reached New York It read as follows: “Five hundred dollars offered; shall I accept, and can William have the afternoon off?” In due time the under manager was much amazed to receive the following reply: "Accept $500, and give William after noon off.” When all the facts were subsequent ly revealed the boy was reprimanded for his audacity, but the manager could not help but Inwardly admire bis en- terprlse. • o BY • •THE • • • bodily life, and that It Is equally con ceivable that the human race may so modify and control conditions as great ly to prolong Its career. The means to this latter end, he indicated, are the checking of wastefulness affecting ani mals. the soil, the forests and the streams; the solution of the problem presented by the gradual exhaustion of nature’s supplies of coal and petroleum, and the search for ways to utilize, In the form of mechanical energy, the radiation of the sun. Heavy How 1« a Pound. The favorite question with the school committeemen of olden time was, we are told, “What la the heavier, a [tound of feathers or a pound of lead?” The first rash an swer used almost always to be, "A pound of lead.” Then, of course, from the older pupils would come the re ply, “Both alike.” If this question were asked to-day the old-time querist might receive a decided surprise, for the pound of feathers could easily be [»roved to be the heavier. A single ex[»erlment Is all the evidence needed. With any accurate scales weigh out a pound of lead, using ordinary shot for convenience. Pour the shot Into one of the pans of a balance. For the feathers, a light muslin bag will be needed, and care must be taken that feathers and bag together do not weigh more than a pound. When the bag of feathers Is put into the other pan of the balance, the beam will, after a few oscillations, come to rest exact- ly level. So far the verdict "Both alike" seems to be proved. But place the Italance on the receiver of an air pump, with lead and feathers undis turbed. Cover the whole with tiie glass bell jar, ami exhaust the air. Slowly the feathers sink, and the lead kicks the beam. The pound of feath ers Is heavier than the pound of lead. The truth Is that what we call a pound was not such In fact; for the atmosphere buoys up exerythlng within it in proportion to the bulk of the object and the feathers, being of greater bulk than the lead, are sup- ported by the air to a considerably Re- greater extent than the lead. moved from this supporting medium, their true weight is made evident. FLOATING SLUM OF CANTON. Where the Poor nt ■ Great Chinese City Live. Stand beside the Imperial custom house at Canton and let the eye range down the river toward Hong Kong. As far as the sight can reach 11s boats, boats and again boats There are no ordinary craft, mere vessels of trans port plying hither and thither, but the countless homes of myriad Chinese, In which millions have been born. have lived and died. They are the dwellings of the very poor, who live In them practical ly free from rent, taxes and the other burdens of 'the ordinary citizen. Ihelatikia (which means boat dwell-| era), as the denizens of these floating houses are called, form a sort of cast« apart from the rest of the Cantonese. The shore dwellers regard them as be longing to a lower social order, and Indeed they have many customs pecu liar to themselves which mark them as a sejierate community. How the swarm ing masses of them contrive to support existence is a mystery, but their chief mode of employment Is in carrying mer chandlse and passengers from place to |>lace. In some cases the daughters of the family go ashore to work In fac torles. as do the girls of other conn tries; but the year's earnings of a Chi nese factory girl would warce suffice to buy a single liat for her Western sis ter. Of course as against this low rate of [>ay the standard of living Is corre spondingly different. The houses which make up these vast floating slums are of all sizes, Homi are but 15 feet long. From t hese cramped dimensions, however, t hey range up to a length of 50 or 00 feet A boat large enough to ai'commodate a family of moderate size can l>e obtained for 120, and since the anchorage is free It is obvious that the Tankla effect many savings Impossible to the shore dweller.—-lady's Realm. Small Buy'« Pathetic Wimh. He is a poor little neglected boy whose mamma is so busy with moth ers' meetings and club conventions and such Important matters that she really hasn’t time to attend to her children, says the New York Times This little boy was entertaining a cas ual caller while his mother was up stairs putting the finishing touches to her toilet. Said the little boy, w hose own toilet was sadly In need of at ten- tlon: “What does e. t. c. mean?” “E. t. c.?" asked the caller. "Yes,” said the little boy. "It's a sort of a word. It's in a book I was read- Ing.” “Oh,” said the caller. "Etc. Is an abbreviation. It Is Ijitln. It stands for et cetera.” The little boy looko»l puzzled. “I'm not In Latin yet." he said. “Et cetera.” explained the caller, means well, It means ‘and so on.'” Tiie little boy was thoughtful for a moment, and then he said; "I wish my mamma could find tfm« to et cetera the buttons on my pants!" And taking In his disheveled appear ance, the visitor murmured. "Amen.” Policeman (to loiterer!—Now, then, what are you doing here? Loiterer- Well what are you a doing here? I’o I Iceman—Can’t you see? I’m doing my duty. T/dterer—An' can't you see I'm a matin’ the duty for you to do? Philadelphia Inquirer. A girl should be given an allow ance every week, if It Is not mor»' than 60 cents It will tesch. her how to handle the great sums entrusted to her care when she marrleA. ' . Don't stay up all night because can't learn it all tn one day. xX? Fool—I woke up last night with ■ start. I dreamed that my watch was gone. Drool—Well, was ft? Fool—No» but It was going. An English lecturer on chemistry said, “One drop of poison placed on the tongue of a cat Is sufficient to kill the strongest man.” “And does your husband still think you the an angel?” "Oh. yes! At least he seems to think I don’t need any new clothes.”—Plck-Me Up. K nicker—Wouldn't you like to wake up and And yourself famous? Bocke« —I’d rather be so famous I wouldn't have to wake up.-—New York Bun. Tom—What was that sentence ths giolr re[>eated so often during the lib Sny? Ijiura—As near as I could maks out It was "We are h 11 miserable sing ers." Clara—That man who just passed was an old flame of mine. Kate—In deed! What happened between youl Clara—Oh, he flared up one day and went out. “A fool and his money are soon parted,” quoted the pessimist •'Yee,* rejoined the optimist, “but It’s worth while being a fool to have the money to part with.” Ixvafer the First—I thought this yei unemployed fund was for charity, Loafer the Second—So It is, Isn’t ltl Ixiafer the First—It ain’t. It means work.—The Sketch. "I can not tell a lie,” declared ths eminent magnate. "You don't have to,” nrged his eminent counsel. “Just say that your mind Is a blank on that sub ject.”—Louisville Courier Journal. “What are the names of that young couple next door?” "We won't be abls to And out for several weeks. They've Just been married, and he calls hei Birdie and she calls him Pettie.” Suburbanite (to visitor)—Oh, how are you? Come right In. Don't mind the dog. Visitor—But won’t he bltel Suburbanite—That’s just what I want to see. I only bought that watch dog this morning. “So you have named your little girl •Investlgatbrn?......... Yes.” "Isn't that ■ queer name?” “Well, we read every day of some rbh man courting Invests gatlon and we shall want our daughtei to marry well.” The Artist's Wife (In a whisper)— There's someone knocking. Jack. Shall I open the door? The Artist—No; It’s Jabber's knock. It's a special kno<4t 1 gave him, so I wouldn’t let him In by mistake.—Life. “All writers are not Impractical, ata they?” “Oh. no. One man will writ« 1 joke and sell it for fifty cents. AnotB er will write a comic o[>era around ■ and draw $20,000 In royalties."— Loui> ville Courier-Journal. O'Brien—Oh, but me daughter’s ths shmart girl. She set two mln fightin! for her hand. Landers—And she mar ried the winner? O’Brien- Begorry. no I She married the one she could lick sislest.—Boston Transcript. "Give woman the credit she de serves." the suffragette cried, “and where would man be?" "If she got all tbs credit she wanted, he’d be In ths poorhouse.” sneered a coarse person to ths rear of the hall.—Stray Storlss. “Pa, will you please tell me what 4 financial genius la?" “A financial f* nlus, my child, Is a man who can spend money that he has never had, and which the people who think they are get’lzig it will never CUkMfi >l4c\-td Hera.L • • • o o O o o o o •V. » • « o »» «.«•■ «• ■*••• ■ •*«•4 GSurl •• th« Sr«44t«e.M "The son of a wealthy old friend «.4 mine, being stage struck. Joined with a 19-20-30 opera company. I met bins loafing and strutting about a hotel la Duluth, Minn ," said the veteran actor to a representative of the New York Telegraph. " 'Come over to tiie opera house and tee the show,' said he. “I went, but 1 saw no signs of this young man on the stage, nor was his name on the program, Afterward I met him in the lobby of the hotel. " 'I did not recognise any of the characters as you,’ I remarked, What part are you playing?’ ” ‘Why, I am playing the part of Carlos, the Fiddler,' said he. “ ‘There was no such part.’ “ ‘Oh. yes there was. Didn't you notice how they talked about him? In the first act. In order to get the chorus off stage, didn't the soubrette put her hands over her eyes, look off 1» 4 E. and say: “Oh. girls, Carlos the Fiddler Is going to have a dance on the g reen » ; ; let us hasten or we will inlss it?” Then burst Into song and skip off? You bet they did. “ ‘Then again, In the second act, when the bell Is tolled without, don't the prlma donna any: "Hark that bell! That bell can stand an awful lot harking, for who is pulling ths rope but Carlos the Fiddler?” “ That is true, young man, but they only talk about you. You do not show yourself on the stage during the whole performance.' “‘I am aware of that, but you must remember I am as yet a raw recruit, still I feel I am on my way to fame and glory, though the path may be strewn with thorns.’ “Oh, If the hope and optimism of youth could be with us in our later years,” sighed the veteran actor. • J <1 had an absent f a * v . •• • • • .. • • • • *. • •* • • • • • f • e • *.