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««use in the spring such disfiguring and painful troubles as boils, pimples,
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Nothin*
I ncerteln
About
Nu llaaia.
J nek.
"Miss Pinimie, may I—er—call
on
you
"No. indeed, sir; you have known me
six months, and you've never sent me a
picture postcard.’’
Nan—Well, there's one thing about
Jack, anyhow. He apeaks right out what
be thinks. You always know* where to
find him.
Fan—That’s so. I nearly tlways find
him here when I come.
One
on
I ucle
llirana.
City Niece—Well, Uncle Hiram, bow
did you enjoy the tea with the slices of
lemon in it?
Uncle Hiram—Tea? Gosh, gal! I
Where the Trouble Waa.
thought that was pure out-and-out cir
“Old chap, why don’t you make up your cus lemonade.
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■Ind to marry and settle down?”
In Search of Information.
“You chump, it takes two minds to do
Pete de Pickpocket—Wot ye lookin’ at
that, and I haven't quite got Freda’»
that paper fur?
mind made up yet.”—Chicago Tribune.
Watty de Winder Smasher—I want to
find out whuther them di'monds I lifted
out o’ that plate glass front las' night ia
wuth $5 or $5,000.—Chicago Tribune.
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"I never was so shocked in my life,’
said Mrs. Lapsling.
“Pearley Winter
green is trying to get a divorce from het
husband.
She says she has found out
that they made a mistake when they wen
married ; he isn’t her real infinitive.”
Bears the
Signature of
Limited
Ambition.
Glutluny.
Naggus—Say, Horus, if you expect as
an author to be one of the foremost------
Horus—I don't. I'd be satisfied to be
merely one of the six best.
The octopus' appetite clamored for pulp
Over the country he hungrily strode.
He swallowed a forest or two at a gulp
And picked his teeth with the fork;
of the road.
—Chicago Tribune.
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pleafH'd to say that the He.-’ropbo e is very sat-
ista«'torv
Bei c small in size an » gn at in hear
ing quail' le- makes it I’KI » I RKBI.E TO ANY I
HAVE I KIL l> and I believe I lime tried all of
them I can re. ommend it to ill n< r*< n- who have
defective h»»nrinu’ M "
I vs l>ol«*«aie tiro
oer. Michigan Aie and River St Chicago
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Foreign office. S-tt Fleet St . Ixmdon. E ng.
No
Opportunity.
“Now that we're to be under civil ser
vice,” said the crossroads postmaster
' and I may have to take an examination
j some day. Pd better be picking up all
I the information I can.”
Thereupon he proceeded to read all ths
postal cards.—Chicago Tribune.
Coaid
She
Dof
The Young Man—I wish to thank
you, sir, for giving me your assistance
, in persuading your daughter to marry
I me.
The Old Man—Sir, I was violently
opposed to the match.
The Young Man—I know it.—Cleve
land Leader.
lie
Explain«.
"Why is it, professor,” asked the young
i man with the bad eye, “that when Chris
topher Columbus discovered this country
he didn't settle down and stay here?”
“Doubtless you are aware, my young
■ friend,” answered the professor, “that the j
Spanish form of liia name was Christoval
. Colon.”
“Yes, sir.’
“Well, a colon does not mean a full
stop. We will return now, young gentle
men. to the consideration of the lesson."
—Chicago Tribune.
«aies« iuua>siiou flu
a
the «<■»•>«• »t
Leading <aeesgnegny.
Manicured hotel servants will be !»r>
aented to-day to the guests of the W Ol
cott atsl it will be the Initial presenta-
tlon of a finger-nail condition that no
other hotel In New York—or In tbs
United States for that matter—ever
has considered, the New York World
saya. The management has been im
pressed fur three or four months with
the general untidiness of waiters, bell
boys and other employes exclusive of
the clerical staff and yesterday the fol
lowing pronunclamento was Issued:
“Beginning on this date every em
ploye of the Wolcott who comes In
contact with the guests of the hotel
will report daily to Miss Cora M. Par
ker, the official manicure, to have ills
or her finger nails clipped, cleaned,
polished and tiled.
“Tills order Is mandatory and no ex
cuse will be accepted for disobedience
except illness or other excuse which
the management shall deem to be rea
sonable.
“A room has been provided for the
manicure near the waiters' dressing
room, and she will be on duty from
8:30 a. in. until 5 p. m.
“No charge will be made for the
service, which tends to promote cleanli
ness and which will appeal to the
guests of the hotel. There is no rea
son why the finger nails should not re
ceive the same attention as the hands.”
The promulgation of the edict was
followed by two waiters making im
mediate application for treatment—
Serath Carros and Antipolus Choganos.
Carros has a large hand with spatu-
lated fingers caused by close attention
to the strings of a violin and to bal
ancing salvers on his finger tips. Clia-
ganoe has a long, slender hand, with
oval nails. Each candidate was polish
ed off in ten minutes.
"Fine,” said Carros. “I like him.
The younga lade, she very nice. Don't
hurt, just a little tickle.”
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The Doctor—I can't help feeling sorry
for my friend Huddleford.
lie owned
quite an extensive chain of golf parks,
and he's just gone into bankruptcy.
The Professor—I see; his <bain was no
stronger thau bis weakest links.—Chicago
Tribune.
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"They said that I had nervous dys
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“And remember, dear,” said small
Fred's mother, “that George Washing
ton never told a lie.” “Oh, well,” re
joined Fred, “he hadn't any the best
of me. I never told one, either.”
Teacher—Now, Harry, suppose I had
a mince pie and gave one-sixth to
Johnny, one-sixth to Tommy, one-
sixth to Willie and took half of It my
self; what would be left? Harry
(promptly) —I would.
“Mamma,” said 5 year-old Edgar one
evening, "haven't I been a good boy
to-day?” “Yes, Edgar,” she replied,
“and I’m very proud of you.” "Well,"
continued the little fellow, “I can go
to bed without saying my prayers,
can’t I?"
Small Clifford had frequently accom
panied Walter to the home of the lat
ter's grandma, where cookies were al
ways forthcoming. One day while there
the cookies did not materialize at th«
usual time, so Clifford said: ‘Mamma
says I must never ask for anything tc
eat, but I'm awfully hungry. Just th«
same.”
“Are you familiar with "The Man
Without a Country?” asked the student
of English literature.
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“but I am familiar with the country
without a man.”—Life.
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In
BAILROAD SAFETY DEVICE.
The
‘‘Ileath
Sulooiy
Button”
Traveler's
Add«
to
the
Security.
Distinction.
“No. sir." answered the sharp chinned. ]
thin lipped woman. “All be said was
that he wanted to get away, that he was
going to get pwsy. and he didn't care a
durn where he went."—Chicago Tribune.
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Safety In railroad travel Is a vitally
The rising statesman on his wedding interesting topic, ami an article In the
tour was revisiting ths scenes of his Circle, entitled,
"Making Railroad
childhood.
Travel Safer,” gives some remarkable
"This, my dear,” he said to bis bride, illustrations of the many inventione
“is the old homestead where I was born. ■
and automatic appliances which tend
I)o von see that ancient log cabin?"
IIV«» »»
tc guard the public from danger. One
i es.
"You have no idea what strange emo of these is called the “death button,’'
tions fill me when 1 look at that little making provision as It does in case ol
cabin, Myrtilla. I—I wasn't born in it, the sudden death or Inactivity of the
you know.”
one In charge at the moment on llnee
where electric current has been In
Deep Sea Amenities.
stalled as a propelling power.
The shark was reviling the skate.
The well known “death button,” now
“You're such a cheap one!” said the
shark.
In use In the Manhattan subway trains
“Worse than that.” sighed the skate | Is a safety device in line with this fu
“I've even been accused of being a dis ture development.
tant relative of yours.”
In the top of the electric control lei
Which the listening lobsters.
being
mereiy lobsters, considered fairly good handle, which Is moved in a circle ovei
repartee for that locality.—Chicago Trib a row of contact buttons by the motor
man when he regulates the sjieed. Is a
une.
little plunger which Is the real fac
lie t'ennl Iteeource.
tor In throwing tin* electric current of!
The Muntoburna, who had been invited
to the fashionable wedding, were late in and on. It sticks through the handlt
and Is held up by a spring.
arriving.
Before he can get any current at all
"I am sorry.” said the usher at th»-
door, “but every seat in the church is I this button must be pushed down bj
taken."
the palm of the motorman’s hand, aftei
“That means, of course,” irritably an which he can move the hiyidle about
swered Mr. Muntoburn, "that “I've got
and adjust the strength of the current
to hustle out and buy five tickets from
at will.
some scalper !”—Chicago Tribune.
But should he drop dead at his post
Willing to Oblige.
or for any reason remove his hand
Cook Lady (at intelligence office) — from the lever, the little button would
Before I engage with you I'd like to spring up from contact, the current
ask a few questions. How many serv*
would leave the motors and the cal
ants do you keep?
stop.
The Woman—Two.
Cook Lady—Where do you live?
Makltiv for Mrenjcth.
The Woman (meekly)—Oh, that j Bacon—Experiments with sugar aa
doesn't matter.
We are willing to food made In the French army hav<
move anywhere you want to go.
shown that It Is a great source of mu«
Nothing Definite.
cular energy.
The detective was trying to get a clew. |
Egbert—1 guess that Is a fact Just
“When your husband lef*. you.”
be see how strong the sugar trust is.-*
said, “did he drop any intimation as to
Yonkers Statesman.
where he might be going?”
Hla
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“I’m not going to give my son a col
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won’t let us print ills name, “becaus«
I want him to get on rapidly. I lost
the first Job I ever had by undertaking
to correct my employer's grammar.”
You may say your financial judg
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President Taft and His Family in Their White Steamer
When their labors were completed, | er except that his car has the United
When the announcement was made
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use an automobile during his term as Mr. Taft in favor of the White, and, door. In other words, when we make
president, much rivalry developed accordingly, a car of this make was im a car for the president of the United
ordered from the manufac States there is no way in which we can
among the leading manufacturers for mediately
turers, The White Company of Cleve make it any bet er than the car which
the honor of selling him a car and the land
you, or anybody else, can purchase
public watched with interest to see ' The new car was delivered to Mr. from us.
what Mr. Taft’s choice would be. The Taft in Washington a few days before
“Some of those writing to me about
knowing ones predicted that the White his inauguration and since that time it Mr. Taft’s car say that altfiough they
Steamer would be selected and they has been in al most constant use. There are very desrious of having a car like
pointed out that President Roosevelt has not been a day when the president Mr. Taft’s, they are afraid that such a
had used White Steamers for two years or some members of his family have car is somewhat larger and more ex
at his summer home at Oyster Bay and not been seen riding around the nation pensive than they desire. In reply to
had recommended this make to Mr. al capital in the new car. It is hinted these letters I point out that our Model
Taft as the most desirable.
that Mr. Taft likes fast traveling and ‘O’ 20 hors- power car is exactly like
This prediction proved correct, al that when he rides out into the ojien our 40 horsepower mode), except as re
though Mr. Taft did not rely solely on country, he does not always insist that gards the size of the different parts.
Mr. Roosevelt's recommendation but, the speed of the car be kept within the The principle of construction is exactly
the same and the smaller car possesses
with his usual thoroughness, determin legal limits.
C. A. Hawkins, manager of the Pa all th>- desirable qualities of our larger
ed to have an investigation made of all
the principal makes. Accordingly, he cific coast bra> ch of The White Com model. In other woids, I point out
asked several officers of the War de pany, 1470 Market street, San Fran that they can secure an exact duplicate
partment to look into the matter for cisco, said recently to a correspondent of Mr. Taft’s car for $4,000, or a car
him and they tested many makes of of this paper: ‘‘We are receiving of the same qualities but of smaller di
cars, visited a number of factories so many inquiries each day asking for full mensions for only $2,000. Judging by
that they might see what materials details regarding the construction of • the demand for White cars, a g od pro
were used and, finally, they investigat Mr. Taft’s car and in reply we are portion of those d> siring to purchase
ed the records of the different types of sending copies of ®ur catalog. Mr. automobiles are quite content to trust
cars in public contests and in private Taft’s car is exactly like any other President Taft’s judgment as to the
•srvic«
i Model ‘M’ 40horsepower White Steam-! best and most desirable make."