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Little Soldiers
In your blood are the million*
of corpuscles that defend you
against disease.
To make and keep these little soldiers
healthy and strong, i»
it simply to make
and keep the blood of the right quality
and quantity.
This is just what Hood’s Sarsaparilla
does —it helps the little soldiers in your
blood to fight disease for you.
Ikcurcs scrofula, eczema, eruptions,
catarrh, rheumatism, anemia, nervous­
ness, dyspepsia, general debility, and
builds up the whole system.
Out ol th« Dim
Past.
Fiutarch was writing bis justly cele­
brated “Live»."
“Of course,” he said, "I merely writ«
th» book. I leave to a sordid and degna- j
•rat» posterity th« evolution of th« book
•gent."
Making a memorandum to rhe effect
that Mr. Bryan was showing symptoms of
a determination to run a fourth time for
the presidency, and wondering if he would
live long enough to complete tbe biography ■
• f that gentleman, he wearily resumed the
grind.—Chicago Tribune.
Mothers will And Mr«. Winnow*. Soothing
Syrup th,- beat remedy to use tor their ch Mr'a
duilug the leethiug period.
Ktlll
Had
Hope«.
"Say,” queried the wise guy, “don't
you ever get discouraged In trying to
get something for nothing?”
"Naw,” replied the granger, who bat.
just invested in his twenty-third gold
brick. “I've noticed th’ other feller
allers gits bis that way, an' mebby in
th’ course uv time I'll be th’ other
feller."—Detroit Tribune.
"Fighting Bob” Evans, during his
last stay lu Washington, wa» one even­
ing a guest at a hotly where be met a
number of tbe younger sgt of tbe capi­
tal.
As the admiral was leaving he
chanced to pick up from the floor a
very dainty handkerchief, edged with
lace. He was gravely inspecting this
“trifle, light as air.” when a rather
effeminate-looking young man hastened
forward to claim it.
“Your sister's, no doubt.” said the ad­
miral, as be banded it over.
"Oh, no,” said the young man, “It’i
mine.”
Evans scrutinized the young man
closely. “Would you mind telling me
what size hairplus you use?” he asked,
after a pause.
Dotn Pedro's Little Joke.
Doui I’edro I., Emperor of Brazil,
was one of royalty's strong men. On
the occasion of a carnival he arranged
matters so that he was standing on the
bow of the royal barge between two of
bls stateliest courtiers.
Suddenly, In the midst of the festivi­
ties the King reached out, grasped a
courtier with each band, and. after
bolding them for a few momenta
squirming in tbe air and begging to be
released, be relaxed his grip and al­
lowed them to drop plump into the
water, amid tbe frantic applause of th*
huge crowd that had assembled to view
tbeir monarch. The Klug Joirsd heart­
ily in the general hilarity; but what
the drenched courtiers thought about
this exquisite Joke Is not recorded.
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The two
ÇITÇ Ht- YR“*' D.nr^.na <>rvou. Die»« p«n»»- the street.
n 1 J n.Dtly cre.4 l.y Dr.* . la.' ■ Great Nerve Ke-
"Mornin’, Sam,” said the first. “I
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Dr. K H. Kline. Ld., W1 Arch St., FhUadelphia. 1‘a. hear your son Bill has got through col­
lege successfully.”
Could Ho Swimt
“Yep,” said the other.
Tessie—Too bad about Chollie.
“I-earn anythin'?"
Jessie—What’s tlie trouble?
“Yep.”
Tessie—He fell In love with a girl
“What’s he got out of it chiefly?"
he met on an ocean steamer, but she
“He kin »peak seven languages."
threw him over.
“Fine!"
“Oh, I dunno. Trouble is they forgot
To Breet in New Shoes.
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It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet. ’em.”—New York Herald.
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Armor on Warships,
The thickness of armor on modern
warships Is truly astonishing. The sid«
The Sam. Thing.
"I’ll bet your trouble Isn't anything armor of a first-class battleship usually
varies from sixteen and one-half Inches
like mine. I’ve got a sick family.”
"Isn’t it? I’ve got a fac simile.”— thick at the top of the belt to nint
and one-half inches at the bottom. Th«
Boston American.
gun turrets are often protected by ar­
mor from fifteen inches to seventeen
inches thick.
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There had been a fire in tbe apartment
building, with heavy loss of property and
many narrow escapes.
“Were there any acts of conspicuous
heroism?" queried the reporters.
“Yes,” said one of the victims. “With
a self-abnegation never before witnessed
in a case of this kind, sir, we all turned
in and helped to carry out the piano that
was on the second floor.”
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“How do you like running a street
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“I don’t think much of our class
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Note.
A London city man recently wrote tc
a lawyer in another town asking for
information touching the standing of a
person there who had owed tbe Lon­
doner a considerable sum of money for
a long time. "What property bas he
that I could attach?” was one of the
questions asked. The lawyer's reply
was to the point. “The person to whom
you refer,” he wrote, “died a year ago.
He has left nothing subject to attach­
ment except a widow.”—Punch.
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Rocky.
Mr. Wiggins, in his study, was en-
deavoring to concentrate bis thought
upon a bit of writing. A perpetual
noise in the flat above annoyed him be­
yond human endurance. Rushing into
the sitting room, he cried:
‘‘Wlint is that confounded racket?”
“My dear, It Is only the lady above
rocking her baby to sleep.’’
“For heaven’s sake, run up and tell
her to use smaller rocks!”—Judge.
Only a Quoatlon of Tima.
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"George,” asked Mrs. Ferguson, "have
you written that letter to Aunt Hepsy
yet to ask her ta come and spend the
winter with us?”
“No, but I'll not forget it, Laura,” an­
swered Mr. Ferguson. “I've cut a notch
in my thumb nail, and when I come to it
in trimming the nail it will remind me
•f it."
"May I ask where .von out that notch?”
“Er—at the root of the nail, Laura.”
Pearl.
The pearl Is nothing but carbonnte of
lime, and vinegar or any other acid will
eat away tbe polished surface in a few
moments, as for the*opal, hot water Is
fatal to it, destroying its fire, and some­
times causing it to crack. Soap is a
deadly euemy of the turquoise. If a
turquoise ring Is kept on the band while
wsshlng. in a short time the blue stones
will turn to a dingy green.
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By 0b E. Bradley, < regon Agricultoral Collar«
f orvaUia.
“riave you got an Independent for-
tune?" “No, I'm married.”—Cleveland
Leader.
Mrs. Kuleker—Where do you keep
your auto? Mrs. Newrleh—In a mirage,
of course.—New York Sun.
Jimmie—My tua's gone downtown to
pay some bills. Tommie—Pooh 1 Tbe
man comes to the house to collect ours!
He—She is such a charmingly inno­
cent girl, isn't she? She—Oh, yes; she
has taken years to acquire It.—Tbe
Tatler.
Knieker—You know that speech is
given to man to conceal his thought».
Broker—Well, penmanship does It even
better.—New York Sun.
She (at the piano)—I presume you
are a true lover of music, are you not?
He—Yes, 1 am; but pray don’t stop
playing on my account.
“John, you yawned twice while we
were calling ou that lady.” “Well,
dear, you did not exiieet me to keep my
mouth cloned all tbe time, did you?”
Magistrate—If I remember rightly,
tills Is not your first appearance, in
court. Prisoner—No, your honor; but
I hope you don't Judge by appearances.”
“1'vc Just figured out how the Venus
de Milo came to lose her arms?”
“How?” “She broke them off trying to
buttou her shirt waist up the back.”—
Puck.
Weary Walker—1 see 500 more men
has been t’rovvn out of work. Tired
Traveler—Gee! Dere's gettiu’ to be
too much cuuqietitlon in our business!
—Puck.
"Tlie seventeen mothers in the vil­
lage mothers’ club agreed to decide by
ballot which had the handsomest baby.”
“Well, who won it?” "Each kid got
one vote.”
“Are marriages made in heaven?”
“As to that I can't say, but I do know
this much—” “What is that, Peleg?”
“There’e lots of courting done in
church.”—Washington Herald.
‘This watch will, last you for a life­
time,” remarked the Jeweler.
“Non-
sense!” retorted the customer. “Can’t
I see for myself now that its hours are
numbered?”—London Spare Moments.
Man (to boy at roadside)—What
time is it? Boy—Purty near 12 o’clock
Man—Thought it was more than 12.
Boy—Nope. Never gets more than 12
in this country. Begins at 1 again.—
Judge.
Bystander—Doctor, what do you
think of this man’s injuries? Doctor
(of Irish extraction)—Two of them are
undoubtedly fatal; but as for the rest
of them, time alone can tell.—Boston
Transcript.
“You have a new housemaid, I see.
Mrs. Youngwife.”' "Yes. I got her about
a week ago.” “How do you like her?"
“Very much indeed; She lets me do
almost as I like about the house.”—
London Tit-Bits.
“What diagnosis did the doctor make
of your wife's illness?” “Said she is
suffering from overwork.” “Is that
so?” “Yes; he looked at her tongue
and reached that decision Immediate
ly.”—Detroit Free Press.
Mr. Newwed—You never call me pet
names now unless you want something.
Before marriage it was different. Mrs.
Newwed—Ob. no. Before marriage 1
called you pet names because I wanted
you.—London Gentlewoman.
“Jimmie, your fnce is dirty again this
morning!” exclaimed the
teacher.
“What would you say if I came to
school every day with a dirty face?”
“Huh.” grunted Jimmie, “I'd be too
perlite to say anything?”—Circle.
Mother (in a very low voice)—Tom­
my, your grandfather is very ill. Can t
you say something nice to cheer him up
a bit? Tommy (in an earnest voice)—
Grandfather, wouldn't you like to have
soldiers at your funeral?”—London Tit-
Bits.
“I'm sure,” said the areveler, “the
public would be interested to know the
secret of your success.” "Well, young
man,” replied tlie captain of industry,
"tlie secret of my success lias l>een my
ability to keep it a secret."—Catholic
Standard and Tinies.
“I'm afraid I'm catching cold,” said
Kloseinan, trying to get some medical
advice free. “Every once in a while
1 feel an Itching in my nose, nnd then
1 sneeze. Wlint would you do in n case
like that, doctor?” “Well,” replied Dr.
Sharpe, “I guess I'd sneeze, too.”
The mother of a conscientious little
miss, wishing to rid her of the fear of
some cows in a Held through which
she had to pass, told her to go right
by and pretend she didn't see them.
“But, mamma." protested the small
maid, “wouldn't that lie deceiving the
cows?"
“How did those two ever come to
marry each other?” "Well, she was
the only woman he ever knew who
would listen to his anecdotes over five
minutes at a tiiqe, and he was the
only man she ever knew that could look
at her that long without getting neu­
ralgia.”—Puck.
A physiologist mine upon a hard­
working Irishman tolling, bareheaded.
In the street. “Don't you know.” said
the physiologist, “that to work in the
sun without a hat Is bad for your
brnins?" “D’ye think," asked the Irish­
man. “that Oi'd be on this Job if Ol
mid enuy brain»?
On June 7, 19)6, congress ^passed a
law removing tbe internal revenue tax
of $2 07 per ga lun on grain alcohol
which had been properly denatured or
rendered unfit ior drinking purposes
by the addition of certain materials,
such as wood alcohol, benzine or py­
ridine. It was hoped that by the re­
moval of this tax alcohol could be ob­
tained cheaply enough to compete
with petroleum for light and fuel. The
demand for such alcohol can be read­
ily seen when we note that approxi­
mately 3.000,000 gallons of gasoline
are consumed daily in the country and
that the increased demand for it, due
to the development of the modern ex­
plosion motor, has doubled its price
in the last ten years. Indiana and
Ohio oils contain only about 5 per
cent of gasoline and the per cent of
the lighter distillate in California and
Texas crude oil is very low. The
supply of gasoline therefore seems to
be limited, but the demand increasing.
Alcohol, it has been demonstrated,
can meet this demand. Furthermore,
the annual consumption of kerosene
in the United States approximates 1.-
000,01)0,000 gallons, three-fourths o<
which arc probably used by the far­
mers. Since one gallon of alcohol i»
equivalent to two gallons of kerosen«
for lighting purposes, .'»75,000.000 gal­
lons of alcohol could be used on tht
farms of this country each year. This
would require for its production 140.-
000,000 bushels of corn, or 5,000,000
acres, an increase of 5 per cent over
that now grown. If made from pota­
toes, this 375,000,000 gallons of alcohol
would require 450,000.000 bushels, or
5,000,000 acres, an increase of 60_per
cent over that now produced, The
consumption
of
alcohol
present
amounts to but 16,000,000 gallons per
year.
Ethyl or grain alcohol is a natural
product, formed by the fermentation
of various kinds of sugar through the
agency of yeast organisms.
Since
starch is readily convertible into su­
gar by either natural or artificial
means, materials which contain nota­
ble quantities of either starch or su­
gar may be utilized for making alco­
hol. The more important sources of
alcohol are the cereals, potatoes, mo­
lasses and fruits. In France alcohol
is chiefly made from the sugar beet, in
Germany from the potato, and in
America from corn. A bushel of corn
will yield approximately 2i gallons oi
95 per cent alcohcl; a bushel of pota
toes three-fourths of a gallon and a
bushel of apples one-third of a gallon
In the large distilleries it cost*
about 17 cents t? manufacture and
place on the markrt one gallon of al
cohol. and the cost of the raw material
used brings this o'dinarily to approx­
imately 30 centti. Allowing for the
necessary profit, i’r.ohol will reach tbe
consumer at about ID cents per gallon
But alcohol at 40 cents can compete
with kerosene at it cents for lighting
purposes, since alcohol has twice the
illuminating value of kerosene, and in
competition kerosene can never de­
mand more than one-half the market
price of alcohol.
For making cheap alcohol a cheap
concentrated raw product and a well
equipped plant are necessary. The
plant should have a capacity of at
least 100 gallons per day, the ccst of
such a plant being in the neighbor­
hood of $10,000. No such plant can
operate successfully on waste pro­
ducts alone, especially if such are to
be obtained for only a brief part of
the year, as, for example, waste fruits.
There must be some more staple pro­
duct as a basis, with the waste ma­
terials handled as a side issue. For a
staple in the Northwest we mart look
to potatoes or sugar beets, and dam­
aged grain when it can be scented, on
which materials, together with various
waste products, a plant could- be op­
erated throughout the year.
Because of the persistent ir.quiries
relative to the merits and dtmrrits oi
the wheat known locally as “Alaska,’’
the Idaho experiment stition has
given the wheat a milling t'ist and
subjected the flour so obtained tJ
chemical examination and baking
tests. The results of these tests, to
gether with such other information
concerning the wheat as could. be
gathered from reliable sources, have
'just been published in bulletin form.
The wheat is apparently of the same
variety that is known in southern Eu
rope as Poulard, or Egyptian. It is
used there for making macaroni and
other pastes, and the flour made from
it is said to be in demand by certain
French markets.
Under field conditions the wheat
has not made any phenomenal yields,
averaging this year perhaps no better
than ordinary winter wh4at. The ker­
nels are large and plump and compare
favorably in appearance with much cf
the wheat that is raised in northern
Idaho; because of their size and shape
they are easily broken, however, and
care must be exercised in threshing to
prevent this.
The results of the milling tests
«how that no particular difficulty is
met with in grinding the wheat. The
flour secured is described as sharp
and granular, and is capable of mak­
ing an excellent quality of biscuits,
muffins, cakes, etc. When made into
light bread, color, flavor, texture and
size of loaf were noted. Tn color the
bread was darker than that baked
from Turkey red. but decidedly
lighter than that baked from little
club flour. Flavor and texture were
pronounced good. In size the loaves
were inferior to those baked from
Turkey red, but compared very favor­
shiv in this respect with those baked
from little club flour. The bulletin
mav be serurrd by addressing the Ex-
n’riment Station, Moscow.
When a woman goes into a dry
goods store, and Is pleased with every*
thing shown her, It is a sign that she
has no intention of buying. But If
she finds fault with everything, she
Intends to buy that day.
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"How do you make that out?”
“Hi can always suggest something
that bo wants for dinner.”—Detroit
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Life-sovlnij.
A course in life-saving has been In­
stituted among the women students of
Columbia University for tlie purpose of
making them as adept us men in res­
cuing drowning persons. They receive
the regular life-saving drill, including
the grips and breaks, towing to shore
and artificial respiration.
A fully
ilrtsscd girl is thrown into tlie water at
one end of tlie swimming tank, au<l
other girls are obliged to rescue her
from tile opposite end and take her
back, which is already done in 57 sec-
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