Bandon recorder., February 11, 1909, Image 3

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Little Soldiers
In your blood are the million*
of corpuscles that defend you
against disease.
To make and keep these little soldiers
healthy and strong, is simply to make
and keep the blood of the right quality
and quantity.
This is just what Hood’s Sarsaparilla
does — it helps the little soldiers in your
blood to fight disease for you.
Ibcures scrofula, eczema, eruptions,
catarrh, rheumatism, anemia, nervous­
ness, dyspepsia, general debility, »nd
builds up the whole system.
■iia-i or xar.r
“Fighting Bob” Evans, during his
last stay in Washington, was one even­
ing a guest at a house where be met a
number of the younger spt of tbe capi­
tal.
As the admiral was leaving he
chanced to pick up from the floor a
very dainty handkerchief, edged with
lace. He was gravely inspecting this
"trifle, light as air.” when a rather
effenilnnte-looklng young man hastened
forward to claim it.
"Ycur sister's, no doubt,” said the ad­
miral, as he handed it over.
"Oh, no,” said the young wan, “It’s
mine.”
Evans scrutinized the young man
closely. “Would you mind telling me
what size hairpins you use?” be asked,
after a pause.
o
DEN5I ilr ED ALCOHOL.
FURSiHBDES
Dr^on Agricul jral College Gives In-
formaticn m This Subject.
Cft'h. IO tO_50% more mon-» fop von tn sh
81 home VNnte for Price LiaU Market lu*p«'rt.
m
and H. I s to ns than tn
.;n<i at cut our
HUNTERS’&TRAFPERS’GUIDE,?;^
ByC. E. Bradley, ( regon Agricultural College
C orvaUu.
On June 7, 19)6. congress passed a
law removing the internal’revenue tax
of $2 07 per gikn on grain alcohol
which had been properly denatured or
rendered unfit lor drinking purposes
by the addition of certain materials,
such as wood alcohol, benzine or py­
ridine. It was hoped that by the re­
moval of this tax alcohol could be ob­
tained cheaply enough to qompete
with petroleum for light and fuel. The
demand for such alcohol can be read­
ily seen when we note that approxi­
mately 3.000,000 gallons of gasoline
are consumed daily in the country and
that the increased demand for it, due
to the development of the modern ex­
plosion motor, has doubled its price
in the last ten years. Indiana and
Ohio oils contain only about 5 per
cent of gasoline and the per cent of
the lighter distillate in California and
Texas crude oil is very low. The
supply of gasoline therefore seems to
be limited, but the demand increasing.
Alcohol, it has been demonstrated,
can meet this demand. Furthermore,
the annual consumption of kerosene
in the United States approximates 1.-
000,000,000 gallons, three-fourths o1
which arc probably used by the far­
mers. Since one galkn of alcohol is
equivalent to two gallons of kerosen«
for lighting purposes, 375,000.000 gal­
lons of alcohol could be used on the
farms of this country each year. This
would require for its production 140,-
000,000 bushels of corn, or 5,000,000
acres, an increase of 5 per cent over
that now grown. If made from pota­
toes, this 375,000,000 gallons of alcohol
would require 450,000.000 bushels, or
5,000,000 acres, an increase of 60 per
cent over that now produced. The
present consumption of alcohol
amounts to but 16,000,000 gallons per
year.
Ethyl or grain alcohol is a natural
product, formed by the fermentation
of various kinds of sugar through the
agency of yeast organisms. Since
starch is readily convertible into su­
gar by either natural or artificial
means, materials which contain nota­
ble quantities of either starch or su­
gar may be utilized for making alco­
hol. The more important sources of
alcohol are the cereals, potatoes, mo­
lasses and fruits. In France alcohol
is chiefly made from the sugar beet, in
Germany from the potato, and in
America from corn. A bushel of corn
will yield approximately 2} gallons oi
95 per cent alcohcl; a bushel of pota
toes three-fourths of a gallon and a
bushel of apples one-third of a gallon
In the large distilleries it costs
about 17 cents t? manufacture and
place on the mark ft one gallon of al
cobol. and the cost of the raw material
used brings this o dinarily to approx
imately 30 cents. Allowing for the
necessary profit, alcohol will reach the
consumer at about <0 cents per gallon
But alcohol at 40 cents can compete
with kerosene at it cents for lighting
purposes, since alcohol has twice the
illuminating value of kerosene, and in
competition kerosene can never de­
mand more than one-half the market
price of alcohol.
For making cheap alcohol a cheap
concentrated raw product and a well
equipped plant are necessary. The
plant should have a capacity of at
least 100 gallons per day, the ccst of
such a plant being in the neighbor­
hood of $10,000. No such plant can
operate successfully on waste pro­
ducts alone, especially if such are to
be obtained for only a brief part of
the year, as, for example, waste fruits.
There must be some more stapl: pro­
duct as a basis, with the waste ma­
terials handled as a side issue. For a
staple in the Northwest we must look
to potatoes or sugar beets, and dam­
aged grain when it can be secured, on
which materials, together with various
waste products, a plant could- be op­
erated throughout the year.
Raw F i
1
4 0 pa?e*. leather bound. Best Lhirjf C-4 th* subject •< er wntun Ibuatrattng all F'nr Auanal*. AU
•b-Hit Tiuppers' Secret*. Decoy*. Tr»p* Gita* Laws Hue and ah*re to trap, and to beevm* a *ae>
eestfal trapper. It • a r**ular EncpcL';*«^ a Pi c*.
To v r custom» « f f. H.de* Unn*d late
beaut'ful R.->b«a. Our Magnetic Bait *jd Dacoy »•( t a . tv • >- mttl*t> trap* •' f>> < rh.nl», Nh'P v<m*
Hi lua aad Furs to a* aud s*t huh*»t Eu.ce*. Andera* h lirua.. leapU IU My i..^_
JU
A Havorm*.
It make» a
Ivaa Äjk. JTSSr 3 Rw B arM MB »yrup better tb.an Maple.
“nave you got an independent for
tune?” “No, I'm married.”—Cleveland
I W I
MBRM w B I W E m J*
J*
Sold by ¿rocera.
Leader.
Mrs. Kuicker—Where do you keep
your auto? Mrs. Newrleb—In a mirage,
of course.—New York Sun.
Do you need a Bath Tub, Stationary Wash Tub. Kitchen Sink, Stationary Wush Stand, Slop
Out ot tbe Dim Paet.
Sink, Toilet, or anything in Plumbing Supplies? If ao, we can save you a lot of money. Send
Jimmie
—
My
ma
’
s
goue
downtown
to
nutarch sti writing hi« Justly cele­
ua your name, address, and a list of what you need, and we will quote you a price less than
pay some bills. Tommie—Pooh ! Tbe
brated “Uvea.”
wholesale. Let us supply you with Soil Pipe. Fittii r» and Brass Goods. Always a big stock
man comes to the bouse to collect ours!
“Of course,” he said, ”1 merely write
on hand. When in Portland, call at our office ar.d exam ine . ock.
the book. 1 leave to a sordid and degen­
He—She is such a charmingly inno­
erate posterity the evolution of the book
plumbing
supplies
cent girl. Isn’t she? She—Oh, yes; she
Dom Pedro’» Little Joke.
•
CL uJVrlVuJ
(NUT IN THE plumbing
trust )
agent.”
has
taken
years
to
acquire
it.
—
Tbe
Dom
Pedro
I.,
Emperor
of
Brazil,
110 North Third Street, Portland, Oregon.
Making a memorandum to the effect
that Mr. Bryan was showing symptom« of was one of royalty's strong men. On Tatler.
Knlcker—You know that speech is
a determination to run a fourth time for the occasion of a carnival he arranged
Girl-t Ta u ¡¿lit Lifr-sa vintf.
the presidency, and wo idering if be would matters so that be was standing on the given to man to conceal his thoughts.
A course in life-saving lias been in­
live long enough to complete the biography bo'.v of the royal bgrge between two of Broker—Well, penmanship does it even
stituted among the women students of
•f that gentleman, he wearily resumed the bls stateliest courtiers.
better.—New York Sun.
Columbia University for tlie purpose of
grind.—Chicago Tribune.
Suddenly, In the midst of the festivi­
making them as adept us men in res­
She
(at
the
piano)
—
I
presume
you
ties the King reached out, grasj»ed a
cuing drowning persons. They receive
The cleanest.—
are
a
true
lover
of
music,
are
you
not?
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Boothing
Byrup the bs' remedy to use lot their ch tor n courtier with each band, and, after
lightest.—and
the regular lifesaving drill, including
He
—
Yes,
1
am;
but
pray
don't
stop
holding them for a few moments
Butiug the teething period.
most comfortabl
the grips and breaks, towing to shore
playing
on
my
account.
squirming in the air and begging to be
and
artificial
respiration.
A
fully
“John, you yawned twice while we
Mill llad Hope«.
released, he relaxed his grip and al­
dressed girl is thrown into the water at
“Say,” queried the wise gtiy, “don’t lowed them to drop plump Into tlie were calling on that lady.” “Well,
at the same time
one end of the swimming tank, and
you ever get discouraged in trying to water, amid the frantic applause of th* dear, you did not exi»ect me to keep my
cheapest
in the
otiier girls are obliged to rescue her
end because it
get something for uothing?”
huge crowd that had assembled to view moutb closed all the time, did you?”
the opiwslte end and take her
from
wears longest
“Naw,” replied the granger, who bm. their monarch. The King joisid heart­
Magistrate—If I remember rightly,
back, which is already done in 57 sec-
just invested in Ills twenty-third gold ily in the general hilarity; but what this Is not your first appearance, iu
*309 Everywhere
onds. This new departure in eo-educa-
brick. “I've noticed th’ other feller the drenched courtiers thought about court. Prisoner—No, your honor; but
tiou has become immensely popular.
Every garment quar.
allers gits his that way, an’ mebby in this exquisite Joke Is not recorded.
anfeed waterproof
I hojie you don’t Judge by appearances.’’
th’ course uv time I'll be tb’ other
Cataloq free
I.asy -vroncy.
“
I've
just
figured
out
how
the
Venus
Omitted.
8 1 TOWfO CO BOSTON u 5 A
feller.”—Detroit Tribune.
Drat Lawyer—1 wish I bad been liv­
de
Milo
came
to
lose
lier
arms?
”
The two old neighbors had met on
ing in King Solomon's time.
CITE
Danc^ana orvous tneeaae* p«rm»-
“How?” “She broke them off trying to
il I J neatly cared by Dr. A . I tie's Great Nerve Re­ the street.
Second Lawyer— Why?
No. 52-08
storer. Send for FREE $2 00 trial l>ottle and treatise.
“Mornin’, Sam.’’ said the first. “1 button her shirt waist lip the back.”—
First Lawyer—He had 700 wives.
Dr. B. H. Kline, Ld. 831 Arch be., Philadelphia. Fa.
hear your son Bill has got through col­ Puck.
THEN writing to advertisers pleaae
Think of the divorce business he could
mention this paper.
lege successfully.”
Weary Walker—1 see 500 more men
have thrown in my way.
Could Ito Swlnit
"Yep,” said the other.
has
been
t'rown
out
of
work.
Tired
Tessie—Too bud about Cliollle.
“Learn anythin’?”
Traveler—Gee! Dere's gettin’ to be
Jessie—What’s tlie trouble?
“Yep.”
too much conqietition in our business!
Tessie—He fell Ln love with a girl
•What’s he got out of It chiefly?”
--Puck.
he met on an oceun steamer, but she
•He kin speak seven languages.”
“The seventeen mothers Ln the vil­
threw him over.
“Fine!”
lage mothers’ club agreed to decide by
“Oh, I dunno. Trouble Is they forgoi ballot which bad the handsomest baby.”
To Breal In Naw Shoes.
Always shake In Allen's Foot-Eaae, a powder. to teach him any ldees to express with
“Well, who won it?” "Each kid got
It cure» hot, «wealing, aching, awollan feet. 'em.”—New York Herald.
Cure« corn». Ingrowing nails and bunions. AL
one vote.”
all druggists and ahoe aterea, 25c Doni accept
Armor on Warships.
• uv aubatitute. Sample mailedFKE£. Address
“Are marriages made in heaven?”
Allen S. Climated, Lu Roy, N. Y.
The thickness of armor on modern “As to that I can't say. but I do know
warships Is truly astonishing. The side this much—” “What Is that, Peleg?”
The Same Thins.
armor
of a first-class battleship usually “There’e lots of courting done in
“I'll bet your trouble isn't anything
The Kind ton Have Always Bought has borne tbe signa­
varies from sixteen and one-balf inches church.”—Washington Herald.
like mine. I've got a sick family.”
ture of Chas. II. Fletcher, and lias been made under 1«is
personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one
“Isn't it? I’ve got a fac simile.”— thick at the top of the belt to nim
“
Tills
watch
will-last
you
for
a
life
­
and one-half inches at the bottom. Th«
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
Boston American.
time,
”
remarked
the
jeweler.
“
Non
­
gun turrets are often protected by ar
“ Just-as-good ” arc but Experinients, and endanger the
health of Children—Experience against lXperiineut.
mor from fifteen inches to seventeen sense!” retorted the customer. “Can’t
I see for myself now that its hours are
inches thick.
numbered?”—London Spare Moments.
Unparalleled.
Man (to boy at roadside)—What
Have you some old. larnished Knives. Forks
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare­
There had been a fire in tlie apartment
and Spoon- that kN k bad? Would you like to
time
Is It? Boy—Purty near 12 o’clock
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
have them plated with pure silver so they will
building, with heavy loss of property and
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Aarcotic
Man—Thought It was more than 12.
look and wear like solid silver?
many narrow escapes.
substance, its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
“Were there any acts of conspicuous Boy—Nope. Never gets more than 12
SEND US YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS heroism?
and
allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrlima and Wind
” queried the reporters.
in tills country. Begins at 1 again.—
and ¡rive us a list of what you have that needs
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
"Yes,” said one of the victims. “With Judge.
refinishintr and we will send you by return
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tlie
mail full information and particulars how to
a «elf-abnegation never before witnessed
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
Bystander—Doctor, what do you
have it done at little coat.
in a case of this kind, sir, w« all turned
The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend.
Doctor
think
of
this
man's
Injuries?
in
and
helped
to
carry
out
tbe
piano
that
It Doesn't Cost You a Cent to Learn It
(of
Irish
extraction)
—
Two
of
them
are
was on the second floor.”
Simply send us your name and address, as
above, and we will do as we agree.
undoubtedly fatal; but as for the rest
Had Predicted Greatness,
OREGON PLATING WORKS, Silver Department
of them, time alone can tell.—Boston
“How do you like running a street Transcript
16th and Aider Streets.
Portland, Oregon
Bears the Signature of
car?”
“You have a new housemaid, I see,
"It ain't so bud,” replied the boy
Mrs. Youngwife.”• "Yes, I got her about
graduate. “However----- ' »»
a week ago.” “How do you like her?”
"Year
RIFLES
“I don’t think much of our class "Very much indeed; She lets me do
AT FACTORY PRICES
prophet”—Louisville Courier-Journal. almost as I like about the house.”—
London Tit-Bits.
22 Single Shot, (Model 1902)...................... $3.50
22 Single Shot. (Model 1J04)....................... 5 00
I.rani Note.
In Use For Over 30 Years
“What diagnosis did the doctor make
22 Repeater. (Model 1900)........................... 8 50
A London city mau recently wrote t« of your wife's Illness?” ' “Said she Is
22 Repeater. (Model l>-90).............................lu.80
25-20, 32-20, 88-40. 44 40. (Model tS92) . 13.15
a lawyer in another town asking for suffering from overwork.' ,” “Is that
25-36, 30-30. «tagon barrel. (Model »4) 16.53
information touching the standing of a so?” “Yes; he looked at her tongue
NO CHARGE FOR CASING ORCARTAGE
Send for our price list Save ex­ person there who had owed the Lon­ and reached that deciBion immediate
press charges on eastern catalogue doner a considerable sum of money for ly.”-—Detroit Free Press.
house prices.
a long time. "What property has he
Mr. Newwed—You never call me pet
that I could attach?” was one of the
Egg-Pho«phate
questions asked. The lawyer’s reply names now unless you want something.
Before
marriage
It
was
different.
Mrs.
Because
of
the
persistent
inquiries
was to the point. “The person to whom
to die merits and d:m:rits oi
you refer,” he wrote, “died a year ago. Newwed—Oh. no. Before marriage I relative
WILL DO ALL
the wheat known locally as “Alaska,''
called
you
pet
names
because
I
wanted
He has left nothing subject to attach­
TI1AT AM
the Idaho experiment stition has
HAVE YOU EVER USED ment
you.
—
London
Geutlewoman.
ID1.H PRKW
except n widow.”—Punch.
given the wheat a milling test and
POHDOt HUI
“Jimmie, your face is dirty again this subjected the flour so obtained tJ
a
Get it from
DO A ND
Itock y.
morning!” exclaimed the teacher. chemical examination and baking
A FULL POUND 25c.
your Grocer
DO IT BFTTFR
Mr. Wiggins, in bls study, was en- “What would you say if I came to tests. The results of these tests, to
deavorlng to concentrate bis thought school every day with a dirty face?” gethcr with such other information
Imported Rice, auperior quality. Corner, in
upon a bit of writing. A perpetunl “Huh.” grunted Jimmie, “I’d be too concerning the wheat as could. be
bulk or 8-lb. bairn. If your dealer doesn't
gathered from reliable sources, have
keep it vend us his name and address.
noise in the flat above annoyed him be­ jierllte to say anything?”—Circle.
We nlw handle all classes of Domestic Rice
■just been published in bulletin form.
yond human endurance. Rushing into
at lowest prices.
Mother (in a very low voice)—Tom­
The wheat is apparently of the same
The only Rica Mill and largest dealers on
the sitting room, he cried :
the coast.
my, your grandfather is very ill. Can’t variety that is known in southern Eu
Should rerr.< m »r that our force 1» ao organized that WE CAN
"What is that confounded racket?”
rope as Poulard, or Egyptian. It is
DO THEIR ENTIRE CROWN. BRIDGE AND PLATE
“My dear, it Is only the lady above you say something nice to cheer him up used there for making macaroni and
WORK IN A DAY. if necessary. POSITIVELY PAINLESS
a bit? Tommy (in an earnest voice) — other pastes, and the flour made from
PORTLAND RICE MILLING COMPANY rocking her baby to sleep.”
EXTRACTING FREE when platen or bridge« are ordered.
Grandfather,
wouldn
’
t
you
like
to
have
WE REMOVE THE MOST SENSITIVE TEETH AND
PORTLAND, OREGON
it is said to be in demand by certain
“For heaven’s sake, run up and tell
soldiers at your funeral?"—London Tit- French markets.
ROOTS WITHOUT THE LEAST PAIN. NO STUDENTS;
her to use smaller rocks!”—Judge.
no uncertainly—but SPECIALISTS, who do the mo4t selen­
Bits.
Under field conditions the wheat
itic and careful work.
“I'ui sure,” said the nreveler, “the has not made any phenomenal yields,
Only ■ Queatfon of Time.
averaging
this
year
perhaps
no
better
"George,” asked Mrs. Ferguson, “have, public would be interested to know the than ordinary winter wbiat. The ker­
WISE DENTAL COMPANY, INC,
you written that letter to Aunt Hepsy secret of your success.” "Well, young nels are large and plump and compare
Dr W. A. Wise. Mgr.. 21 years In Portland. Second floor
yet to ask her to com« and spend the man,” replied the captain of Industry, favorably in appearance with much cl
Failing building. Third and Washington streets.
Offlcq
winter with us?”
the
wheat
that
is
raised
in
northern
"the secret of my success lias lieen m.v
hours: 8 A M. to 8 P. M. Sundays 9 to 1 P. M. Painless ex­
“No, but I'll not forget it, lAura,” an­ ability to keep It a secret."—Catholic' Idaho; because of their size and shape
tracting 50c; plates $5 up.
swered Mr. Ferguson. “I've cut a notch
they are easily broken, however, and
in my thumb nail, and when I com« to it Standard and Times.
There’s nothin» so ¡renteel as engraved work
care must be exercised in threshing to
that is art.stically done. We do the finest
In trimming th« nail it will remind me
"I’m afraid I'm catching cold,” said prevent this.
Jaques Mfg. C a
work on the I’a iflc Coa^t, at most reasonable
of it.”
Kloseinan, trying to get some medical
prices. We a ill mail you specimens of latest
The results of the milling tests
Chicago.
lettering and wordinar of invitations, etc.,
“May I ask where you out that notch?” advice free. “Every once in a while »how (hat no particular difficulty is
upon request. Send us your name on a postal
“
Er
—
at
the
root
of
the
nail,
Laura.
”
card.
I feel an itching in my nose, and then met with in grinding the wheat. The
flour secured is described as sharp
I
sueeze. What would you do in a case and
T^u Pearl.
granular, and is capable of mak­
KILHAM STATIONERY
like
that,
doctor?
”
“
Well,
”
replied
Dr.
The pearl Is nothing but carbonats of
ing an excellent quality of biscuits,
AND PRINTING CO.
muffins, cake«, etc. When made into
lime, asd vinegar or any other acid will Sharpe, "I guess I’d sneeze, too.”
PORTLAND
The mother of a conscientious little light bread, color, flavor, texture and
eat away the polished surface in a few
moments, as for tbropal. hot water is miss, wishing to rid her of the fear of size of loaf were noted In color the
bread was darker than that baked
fatal to it, destroying its fire, and some­ some cows in a field through which from
Turkey red. but decidedly
times causing it to crack. Soap is a she had to pass, told her to go right lighter than that baked from little
deadly enemy of the turquoise. If a by and pretend she didn’t see them. club flour. Flavor and texture were
turquoise ring Is kept on the hand while "But, mamma,” protested the small pronounced good. In size the loaves
Stands for
washing, in a short time the blue stones maid, “wouldn’t that be deceiving the were inferior to those baked from
Turkey red, hut compared very favor­
will turn to a dingy green.
cows?”
ably in this re«pect with those baked
"How did those two ever come to from little club flour. The bulletin
marry each other?” “Well, she was mav he «c'-iirrd by -■ddressir’g the Ex-
the only woman he ever knew who pzriment Station, Moscow.
would listen to his anecdotes over five
When a woman goes Into a dry
minutes at a time, and he win the
Stop Coughing!
only man she ever knew that couhl look goods store, and is pleased with every­
OUNCES
Nothing break, down th. health an
In providing the family’s meals,don’t
at her that long without getting neu­ thing shown her, It is a sign that she
V)
quickly and noaitimly a, a pmaalent
has no Intention of buying. But if
ralgia.”—Puck.
cough. It you hare a cough sire cn
be
satisfied with anything but the
u it altestion now. Yos can isLeve
she finds fault with everything, she
A
physiologist
came
upon
a
hard
­
best. KC is'guarantecdperfee
it quickly with PISO'S CURE.
O
working Irishman toiling, bareheaded. Intends to buy that day.
Famous for half a CMtury aa the
tion at a moderate price. It
In the street. “Don't you know.” Mid
CM taCable r-mrdy (or esufha. cold*, cn
Qqite UeefwL
hoaramna. bnaehitu. auhma and
makes
everything better.
the physiologist, “that Bo work in the
“She has a very useful buaband.*
kindred ailawnta. Fin* (or childna.
sun
without
a
hat
Is
bad
for
your
At all drvggiato*. 25 eta.
Try and see
•How do you make that out?**
Perfect
brain«?” “D'ye think,” asked the Irish­
•He can always suggest someth I qg
or
man. “that Old i>e on this job If Oi that ba wants for dinner.”—Detroit
Money
back.
uad UHUjr brains?
Tree Prase,
•
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INCHESTER
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The Kind You Ha?e Always Bought
C rescent
BÁKÍÑC POWOFR
IMPERIAL” RICE ?
OUT OF TOWN PEOPLE
VISITING CARDS
WEDDING INVITATIONS
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