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Catarrh
SOMETHING FOR EVIRYBODY
Is a Constitutional Disease
It originates in impure blood and
requires constitutional treatment, acting
through and purifying the blood, for its
radical and permanent cure. Tlie
greatest constitutional remedy is
"FURS; HIDES
L>r»|.tu«h. IStoSB
to *hI p Raw F>:rw ani Hi les to us than to
evil at home.
nt« for Price L.sl. Market Rejiort. Khipi mg 1 av*. and a
our
Tlie annual weqr and tear on the
world’s currency ia estimated at two
toua of gold and 100 tons of silver.
In all tlie civilised couutrless of the
world UO per cent of tlie ¡»ersous over
io years <*I<1 have to work for a living.
In usual liquid form or in chocolated tab­
lets known a-Sarsatabs. lOOdosesJl.
There are in the State of New York
Nasal and other local forms of catarrh
forty-three villages of between U m . ni
A woman and her opinions are soon
are promptly relieved by Antiseplets or
mid 2,( mmi inhabitants which bave free
Catarrlets, 50c., druggists or mail.
parted.
libraries.
C. I. Hood Co., Lowell, Mass.
»Vigg—I have a noiseless typewriter.
The Finns evidently have not found
Wagg—Is she a deaf-mute?—Philadel­
Lly um tor.
N'ineteeu
woman suffrage a failure,
phia Record.
Teacher—Tommy, do you know wbat
nomen were elected to their first Ptir-
“What ails me, doe?” asked the gen­
latitude is?
llament. Now twenty-tlve have just
It's distane« ial clubmau. “You need a job. You’re
Tommy—Yes. ma'am,
been elected to the second.
north and south of tbs Chicago river.— suffering from overrest.”—New York
Berlin opened a rink on Sept. 1 for
Chicago Tribune.
Sun.
ice skating all tlie year round, This
Mrs. Beuham—How much did you
Ono More Luioriunat«,
makes the fourth p.mianent ice rink
The police justice looked at tbe bat­ 1 pay the minister when we were mar­
in Europe, others being operated In
tered, disreputable specimen of manhood ried? Benham—He fined me five dol
Loudon, Paris and Munich.
before him and turned to tb* policeman, ! lars.—Harper’s Weekly.
The Ivory nut, w ulch is so much
"Officer," he asked, “what is the corn­
Teacher—Now, children, what is the
used by button manufacturers, is tlie
plaint?"
| greatest enemy of iwultry?
Silence.
fruit of a species of palm which grows
“Rheumatia, y’r honor," »poke up th« Teacher—Who eats the most poultry?
In Central and South America.
It
pr'souer, answering for himself.—Cu.ce.ge
Pupils—The minister!—Jugend (Mun­
forms a valuable crop, particularly in
Tribune.
ich).
Panama, Colombia, Ecuador and Peru
Ths Rub.
The Lady—Little boy, don’t you know
A German statistician has calculated
Ostend—Pa, wbat do they mean when smoking will shorten your life? The
that the steam power in present use on
they wiy "Money La easy" in Wall Kid—Shucks! Wot do I care? I've HEALTH VERY POOR
this glolie is ispial to 120,000.000 horse
street?
RESTORED BY PE-RU-NA power.
seen everyt'ing dere is.—Boston Trav­
The coal needed to supply this
Pa—They mean that it la easy, my eler.
steam
for
a year would make a freight
son, because they have just gotten It
Catarrh Twenty-five Years—
I'at—I hear yer wolfe is sick, Moike.
train extending ten times around the
from easy people.
Mad
a
Bad
Cough
Mike—She is thot. Pat—Is it danger
Ostend—Then why can't we get il’
Miss Sophia Kittleson, Evanston, earth.
Pa—Because those that have a hold ous she is? Mike—Divil a bit. She’s Ill., writes:
From Mora conies a story of sugar
too weak to be dangerous any more!—
on it are cot easy.
“I have been troubled with catarrh beets more than two feet long and
Brooklyn Life.
for nearly twenty-five years and have weighing only a trifle less than twelve
From S Ti; 1O P. M.
Facetious Friend (teasingly)—Well, tried many cures for it, but obtained pounds. There are said to be two of
Talk about your moving pictures that which rules—you or your wife? Mr. very little help.
these monster tuliers there, and it Is
they charge a dim« to a«e.
Youngwed (with hauteur)—You forget
“Then my brother advised me to try claimed they were grown on the farm
Well, they may be real amusing, but we can afford to keep a cook.—Baltl- Peruna, and I did.
of a native who lives several miles up
just take a tip from me:
“My health was very poor at the the valley from the town of Mora.—Las
more American.
There’s a transparent curtain and two
My Vegas (N. M.) Optic.
Stella—So your father handled him time I began taking Peruna.
“spootiers” on our street. •
without gloves?
Bella—Yes, and It throat was very sore and I had a bad
Tlie first recorded production of a
Talk about your moving pictures—well, would have been better for poor, dear cough.
play
In Australia took place in June
"Peruna has cured me. The chronic
w« guess o - a hnvA them beat.
George if he had done it without shoes. catarrh is gone and my health is very of tlie year 1789. It was called "The
—New York Sun.
Juvenile Depravity,
Recruiting Officer.” Tlie proceeds of the
much improved.”
“Kitty,” said her mother, rebukingly,
“Tlie telephone is certainly a great in­
I recommend Peruna to all my first pay night (some £20) went to tlie
“you must sit still when you are at tbs vention. Think of it! You can talk to friends who are troubled as I was.”
family of a man who had been drown­
table.”
In January, 1796, a rough and
your wife fifty miles away.” “That
PtRUNA TABLEIS: —Some people pre­ ed.
“I can't, mamma." protested the little may lie your experience. Ail I've been
fer tablets, rather than medicine in a ready playhouse was opened and tbe
girl, "I’m a fiJvotarian.
able to do is to listen.”
fluid form. Such people can obtain Pe­ public had to pay one shilling a head
Ten-Ilin ute Uulietina.
"Have you,” asked the judge of a re­ runa tablets, which represent the for admission. Tlie payments were
Hiram Burrows—How'« yer chawin' cently convicted man, "anything to nf­ medicinal ingredients of Peruna. Each made in kind, wheat, flour or rum tak­
terbacker, Ezra?
fer tlie court before sentence la tablet equals one average dose of Pe­ ing tlie place of the usual currency.—
London Standard.
Ezra Skinner (reluctantly producing passed?” "No. your honor,” replied runa.
plug)—Failin' fast; I don't expect it the prisoner, “my lawyer took my last
Don't mark your stationery
Man-a-lin the Ideal Laxative
to last the day out.—Puck.
dollar.”
Ask Your Druggist for a free Perun« longer with a monogram. That Is out
of date.
The latest symbol is tlie
“I saw the major's wife at her win­ Almanac for i909.
Triumph ot Human Nature.
thumb mark. It Is engraved in gold or
“Them seventeen mothers in the vil­ flow early this morning. She looked
The 8t. Petersburg correspondent of silver and has all tlie value of a Ber-
lage mothers' club agreed to decide by 40 years old!’’ "You must be mistaken,
ballot which bad the handsomest baby.” your highness; no woman is as old as the London Mail says that ear drums tillon mark of identification. Station­
she looks in the morning!”—Fliegende made of thin leaves of silver are being ers who have Introduced this way of
“Well, who won it?”
used in the Russian military hospitals for marking use tlie prints in the center of
BlaettiT.
“Each kid got one vote.”—Judge.
diseases of the ear, to replace defective a correspondence card and about half
“Why are you so vexed, Irma?' “I organs.
Particular. Required.
an inch from the top to make them
am
so exasperated! I attended tlie
"Kitty, wouldn't you like to know
The thumb is some­
Mothers will find Mrs. WlntloW. Soothing most effective.
meeting
of
the
Social
Equality
League,
something about Esperanto?”
Byrup the beet remedy to use lor their ubiidriD times printed in red or blue, although
"Do you have to learn to play it, or ia and my parlor maid presided and had luring the teething period.
the metal colors are more popular.—
It eometbing you eat?”
the audacity to call me to order three
New
York Sun.
IttniM
to
n
Chorus
Girl.
There are now over 250.000 words in times !”—Fliegende Blaetter.
I
am
sorry
you
can
’
t
be
my
bride.
May,
Mrs.
Bertha Ayrton teas succeeded in
Mulligan—The byes say ye licked
the English language acknowledged by the
But my father won't give bis consent ascertaining the cause of the refractory
best authorities, or about 70,000 more poor Casey. Shure, he niver hurt luy And if he, in a rage, cut me off. May,
behavior of the searchlight in certain
than in tbe German. French. Spanish and man's feelin’s.
Harrigan—He’s a
Why I never could pay for our rent.
respects and in devising a remedy. The
Italian lanrnare. combined.
shnake in the grass. The blackgunrd
referred to me as his contimperary, But why should we live any more ? May British admiralty called on Frof. Ayr­
ton to investigate the trouble some time
In death we should not be apart,
and I'll be the contimperary to no man
IF YOUVE
ago. After making many investigations
i suffer alone, and am seized. May,
livin'.—Puck.
I] NEVER WORN
With a grief that ia searing my heart. lie turned the problem over to bls wife,
“Before we were married,” said Mrs.
who is the only woman member of the
Chatterton, “you used to tell me how So let's flee from the odious world. May, Institute of Electrical Engineers and
much you loved me, but you never do
Where there's nothing but troubles and who received the only
<
medal ever
cares,
now." "Of course not, my dear.” re­
awarditel to a woman i by the Royal So-
plied the masculine partner. "Since our Ah, won't it be grand, when we two, hand defy of London for 1 original unaided
u \ you’ve yet
in hand,
marriage you haven't given me a chance
\lL/to learn the bodily
work.
Are climbing the golden stairs?
' comfort it gives in
to tell you anything."
The Congregational parsonage at Kit-
the wettest weather
Bt. Vitus’ Dance ana „rvous Diseases perms
Said a poet to an unfortunate specu­
nently cured by Dr. i .ine’n Great Nerve Ro tery is one of tlie oldest houses in th«
MADE FOB —
lator : "Don't you think that the open
■torer. Send for FREE $2 00 trial bottle and treatise
State of Maine. It is the oldest ecclesi­
H ard service
itig lines of Tennyson’s little poem, Dr. R. H Kline, Ld., 931 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa. astical residence in the State, and the
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sad?"
“Yes,” was the melancholy re-
>.^OO
“I want a bottle of liybold's Extract,” land. Tlie house was built in 1729. in
ply.
But I think that 'Broke, broke, said the prominent politician of the
the days of Hon William Pepperell,
AT ALL COCO STOWS
broke,' is a good deal sadder.”
'Steenth ward, stepping into a drug store. father of Sir William Pepperell. It
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“Itj bold's Extract?" queried the drug­ contains tlie library bequeathed by Sir
“William.” she said, “means gocu.
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James means beloved. I wonder"— gist. “That's a medicine I never heard William to Dr. Benjamin Stevens, for
a flush mantled her cheek. “I wonder of before."
“I never heard of it. either, until to-day, forty years minister of the Kittery
she softly murmured, "what George but I'm under contract to write a testi­ Point church. Dr. Stevens in his turn
means?" "George means business. I monial for it. and I want to find out what bequeathed the library to the Congregn
tional ministers of Kittery anil York
Ti.is sterling household remedy is most hope,” said mother, looking up from the diseases it claims to be good for.”
successfully prescribed for a "world of wedding announcements in the paper.
for all time. Many of these hooks con­
You Can Get Allen's foot-Case fRtf.
troubles.” For derangements of tlie di­
Anxious Mother—Nellie, dear, do you
Write Aliens. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.,fora tain tlie Pepperell eont-of arms.—Ken­
gestive organs it is a natural corrective, think that young Huggins, who has free sample ot Alien's Foot-Ease. It cures nebec (Me.) Journal.
operating directly upon the liver and ali­ been calling on you twice a week for sweating, hot swollen, selling feet. It makes
new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for
mentary canal, gently but persistently
In Henderson County, Cain Cox, flv.
corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug­
stimulating a healthful activity. Its some time, is matrimonially inclined? gists sell it. 25c. Don't accept any substitute miles from Athens, has not. only ad­
beneficial influence extends, however, to Pretty Daughter—Really. 1 don't know
hered to diversification in all Its forms,
every portion of the system, aiding in the what to think, mamma, dear, He has I^t's flee from this odious world. May.
raising fruit, tomatoes and the cereal
And
go
to
the
land
of
frothless
sodas,
processes of digestion and assimilation of such a knack of keeping one in the
thumbloss waiters and countless de­ and hay crops, as well as some cotton,
food, promoting a wholesome, natural dark!
lights; where your pipe doesn't go lint he has been investing some money
appetite, correcting sour stomach, bad
Old Acquaintance—Why, old chap, a
out every few minutes and you in other ex]>eriments, some of which
breath, irregularities of the bowels, con­
stipation and the long list of troubles few years ago you were the best
don't have to tramp ten miles to arc about to turn out very profitably.
directly traceable to those unwholesome dressed man in town, but now your
get a check cashed.
One of his side experiments has been
conditions. Kasparilla dispels drowsi­ outfit is pretty shabby. Had a reverse? —Yale Record.
almonds, lie having put in quite a num­
ness, headache, backache and despond­ Companion—Well, you may call it that.
tier of the young trees about five years
ency due to inactivity of the liver, The truth is, I got married since, and
Lame Back Prescription.
kidneys and digestive tract. It is a
The increased use of whiskey for ago. Tlie trees are now well grown
strengthening tonic of the highest value. now it's my wife that's the best dressed lame back rheumatism is causing con­ and are bearing fine almonds, though
If it fails to satisfy we authorize all woman in town.
not as large nor as fine as the import­
dealers to refund the purchase price.
Young Wife—To-morrow will be my siderable discussion among the medical ed vnriety. The trees bore a few
fraternity.
It
is
an
almost
infallible
HovT C hemical C o . Portland, Oregor birthday, dear.
Young Husband— cure when mixed with certain other in­ almonds last year and many more tills
You’ll be twenty-one? Young Wife— gredients and taken properly. The fol year, and by another year Mr. Cox
No; twenty-five.
Young Husband— lowing formula is effective: “To one thinks he will get a crop large enough
Why, a year ago, just before our wed­ half pint of good whiskey add one to market.—Houston Post-
ding, you told me you were only twen­ ounce of Toris Compound and one ounce
Tlie death of Jnmes W. Paul, the
ty. Young Wife—Yes. but I have aged Syrup Sarsaparilla Compound. Take Philadelphia banker, recalls this story
since our marriage.
in tablespoonful doses before each meal which lie told at a Philadelphia club
The Chinese Doctor rapidly
"My friends.” said an itinerant and before retiring.”
not long ago: "I was going home one
Toris comfiound is a product of the night late and saw a man who had evi­
Thia great Chinese phy­
preacher, “the Scriptural rule for giv­
sician H well known
ing was one-tenth of what a man p<>s- laboratories of the Globe Pharmaceuti­ dently looked deep into the cup mak­
throughout ths North-
wo«t bees ns« of hi® won­
Bf'sscd.
If you feel you can't afford so cal Co., Chicago, but it as wrell as th< ing frantic but unsuccessful efforts to
derful and marvelous
ct roe, and is today her­
much, just give a sixth, or a fourth, ac­ other ingredients can be had from any open a door with a latchkey. After
alded by all hispHtiei/a
im the
area*eat of hie
cording to your means. We will dis­ good druggist.
looking at him a few minutes I decided
kind He tracts any end
all di-ea*»«® with power-
pense with the next hymn and take up
to help tlie man, who was not so fa?
llluntrnttng It.
< b
ri>ota. herbs
and barks that are entlrel* unknown to the med
the collection."—Lippincott's.
"Josiah,” asked Mrs. Chugwater, look- gone as to have forgotten his pollte-
teal science of tbit country. With these harm-
1 cm remedies he rnaran eea to cure catarrh,
up from the newspaper she was read- ness. for before entering the house
Willie—And so you quarrcltfl? Char­
asthma, lung troubles, rhcumatieni. nervousnew»,
stomach, iirer a-' i k id".»■< t roubles, also private
■g. "what is s ’homestretch'?"
through the door which I succeed-
lie
—
Yes;
she
sent
hack
all
my
pres
diseases of men and women.
“This." answered Mr. Chugwater, lean- cd in opening he asked my name
ents. And what do you suppose I
consuitat : on hht
g back in his easy chair, slowly extend-
Patients outside of city write for blanks and
did? Willie—Can't guess. Charlie—I ng his arms at right angles with his and thanked mo. I proceeded on my
o'rculare. Inclose 4c siamp.
sent her a half dozen boxes of face ody. and accompanying the exercise with way, but had gone only a few steps,
powder, with a note explaining that
dismal yawn. "You’ve seen me do it a when I heard some one call 'Mr. Paul!
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
Mr. Paul !’
I turned, and there was
I'd
taken
about
that
much
home
on
'
—Chicaeo Tribun«.
152** firxt St., Near Merri.an
my friend of the latchkey coming to­
my coat since I'd known her.—Tbe Gos­
Portland, Or.
ward me with unsteady gait. When he
sip.
reached me he put one hand affection­
What hna become of the old-fashioned
CURÌ^WHLREALLÌ'XSE F All
ately otj my shoulder, and. looking me
Ns 50 M
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Cough Syrup. Tastes Good.
woman who had her photograph taken
In the face, »lid: ‘Say. did you ever
Use in time. Sold by druggists«
«S
MrHtinif to ad TertiMkrs y]i
with oq * band bolding, a hajf-openeil
get An answer to that lAng letter y.ou
VT
manilqn thia VHP»Y.
book I
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wrote to the Tbesnalufilaus?’ ”
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dren tht> story of the fox and the
grapes. Tony was especially delighted
with the ytorv. and eagerly sought his
chum. Joe, who was in another class
By good luck, the teacher overheard
Tony’s version.
In his excited, broken English he
told the fable much as it was written,
until he came to the end. This was his
rendering of tlie climax :
"I>e olda fox he say. 'Pa grape no
good, anyhow; alia sour. I guess I
go gets de banan.' ”
New I'sc for It,
and dictate those letters twenty-six of
them so you mustn't expect me horn«
very early.”
"All right!” was the response. "But
I wish you wouldn’t work so hard.”
Half an hour later. Mr. Trueboy en­
tered ills club and sat down, with tbre«
others, at a card table.
"Just a moment, you fellows, before
the first hand is dealt. I've got to keep
my word with my wife. One of you
just take down what I dictate: 'A b e
defghijklmnopqrstuvw
x y ».’ There ! Those letters are off
my mind.”
Mrs. Pneubride (at telephone)-—Hello!
Ia that the health department?
lie Couhl Not Tell a I-le.
Voice—Yes.
Inquiring Lady—How much mfllr
Mrs. Pneubride—I wish you would send does your cow give a day?
one of your officers to 697 Bilgus street.
Truthful Boy—'Bout twelve quarts.
This bouse is full of cockroaches.—Chi
lady.
cago Tribune.
Inquiring Lady—And how much of
By Ear.
that do you sell?
Stranger (on horseback)—Uncle, what
Truthful Boy—'Bout twelve quarts,
is the price of oats to-day?
ladv.—Human Life.
Uncle Jed (sitting on the fence)—We
The Horsemen.
don't sell our votes in these diggiu's, mis­
A veterinary surgeon pronounced a
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hunter to be afflicted with an incur­
Iler Impromptu Conundrum.
able disease.
“You called on Miss Tartun and she
“What had I better do?” queried the
greeted you with: ‘Why, Mr Sorreltop!’
Well, what was there in that harmless owner to his groom.
“Well, sir," was the reply, "con­
exclamation to offend you, Percy?"
"Yes, but she—er—didn't punctuate it scientiously «peaking, I should part
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