Bandon recorder., December 17, 1908, Image 3

Pride.
Peculiar todtself
The Man at the Door--My littla girt,
ma'am, picked up a shopplu' bng which
In selection, proportion and combination she says she seen an old Indy drop—
of ingredients.
an' I thought maybe it ’ whs your«,
I d the process by which tbeir remedial ma'am.
The I.ady in the Hall (haughtily) —
values are extracted and preserved.
In effectiveness, usefulness and economy. There are ao old lauies here. It lsu't
mine.
Curing the widest range of diseases.
And yet it was hers, just the same.—
Doing the most good for the money.
Cleveland ¡’lain Dealer
Having the most medicinal merit.
And the greatest record of cures,—
Strictly Business.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
l.apaed.
“Mr. Hankinson," said the mother of
the young woman to the youth whom she
suspected of an ambition to become a
member of the family, "have you ever
Amending the Declaration.
been baptized?'*
“Once, I think,” he answered, hesitat­
“Has your order been taken?” asked
ingly.
one of the waiters.
“Yes,” said Mr. V^elbroke, “fifteen min­
CauNe anti Effect.
utes ago. If it isn't too late, though. I'd
The Doctor—That is a point In thera­
like to change it.”
peutics I shall have to look up. I find I
"To change your order, sir?”
lu growing rusty.
“Yes; if you don't mind I'll change it
'1 he Professor—Rusty? Then there is
to an entreaty.”
too much iron in your blood.
A
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Boothing
Byrup the bes’ remedy to use tot tbeir ch ldr ’U
luring the teething per.od.
Hit Fishy, Thia.
Porpoise—What is the whale blowing
about?
Dogfish—Oh, he got so many notices
for his feat in swallowing Jonah he's
been blowing ever since.—Boston Trun-
acript.
By the addition of "20-Mule-Team" Borax to
the water in which carriages, bicycles, automo­
biles and other vehicles are washed, the dirt and
grease will be quickly removed without destruc-
tion of the varnish; in fact, the varnish will be
benefited by the process ordinarily.
The cow's udder is kept in a clean, healthy and
smooth condition by waihing it with "20-Mule-
Team" Borax and water. This prevents rough­
ness and soreness or cracked teats which make
milking time a dread to the cow and a worry to
the milker.
The milk pail is kept free from staleness, slimi­
ness and stickiness if it is washed with "20-Mule-
Team" Borax and water—one tablespoonful to a
quart of water. Packed Vj. 1. and 5 n> packages.
The fifth wedding anniversary is the
"wooden” wedding; the tenth, "tinfif­
teenth, “crystal ;" twenty-fifth, “silver
thirtieth, "pearl;” fiftieth, “golden;”
seventy-fifth, “diamond.”
Origin of the Coolness.
This sterling household remedy is most
Success!ully prescribed for a “world of
troubles.” For derangements of the di­
gestive organs it is a natural corrective,
operating directly upon the liver and ali­
mentary canal, gently but persistently
stimulating a healthful activity.
Its
beneficial influence extends, however, to
every portion of the system, aiding in the
processes of digestion and assimilation of
food, promoting a wholesome, natural
appetite, correcting sour stomach, bad
breath, irregularities of the bowels, con­
stipation and the long list of troubles
directly traceable to those unwholesome
conditions.
Kasparilla dispels drowsi­
ness, headache, backache and despond- I
ency due to inactivity of the liver, 1
kidneys and digestive tract. It is a i
strengthening tonic of the highest value.
If it fails to satisfy we authorize all
dealers to refund the purchase price.
H oyt C hemical C o . Portland, Oregon
“TEETH WITHOUT PLATES”
The reault of 21 year«’ experience, the new wny of
rvplrtcing teeth in the mouth teeth in fact, teeth in
appenrnnee. teeth to chew your food upon, na you
did u|»on your natural ones. t>ur force is ro orgnn-
Ired we own do your entire crown, bridge or plate
work in a day if neceasary
Positively painless ex
trading
Only high-cluiM. •oienlifto work.
WISE DENTAL CO., INC.
Dr W. A. Wise. Manager . 21 yearn in Portland
Second Floor. Failing Building. Third nnd Wash­
ington Street« Office noun», H A. M. to H P. M. Hun
day«. 9 to 1 P M
Painlesa Extracting. 50c. plates,
to up. Phone« A and Main 'jrJV.
Warning
Notes
Callliiig
the
Proapective Business.
"I’ll take your damage ease,” said
the lawyer, helping to hia feet the man
just hit by an automobile.
‘‘Thank you,” replied the victim.
"I’m not much hurt, but I recognized
that measly chauffeur. He may have
a case for you later.”—Philadelphia
Ledger.
Ex pin In etl a< Last.
“The late Dr. Morgan DIx,” said a
cleryman of New York, "bad a droll
way of lightening grave subjects with
little humorous asides. Once I heard
him addressing a graduating class at a
medical school. He began In this way:
“ 'Physiologists tell us. gentlemen, that
the older a man grows the smaller his
brain becomes. This explains why the
old man knows nothing and the young
one everything.' ”
It takes all of a
ma n's history ro
explain any part
of it.
The devil soon
gets tired of «vast-
Ing ammuuitlon on
the iniin who has
on (lie whole armor
of God.
Christ did not
come to give the world a new religion.
He came to give It Himself.
The cross to which Jesus went was
not covered with velvet.
Folks who know little are little, no
matter how big they talk.
If the cow ever did jump over the
moon, she didn't do It all at one jump.
Diplomas from the school of experi­
ence are generally worth all they cost.
If we could only get our eyes wide
open, everywhere would be Wonder­
land.
Concerning Mr*. Jyp.a.
>1!
Tin» Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the signa­
ture of Chas. II. Fletcher, and has been made under his
iersonal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one
o deceive you in this. Counterfeits, imitations and
“ .Just-as-good ” are but Experiments, and endanger the
health of Children—Experience against Experiment.
f
What is CASTOR IA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare­
goric, Drops ami Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
ami allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrluea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
ami Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
was ill with pneumonia after hav ng la
grippe.
I took Peruna for two months,
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when I became quite well. 1 also in­ I
IN THE HOSPITAL.
|
duced a young lady, who was all run
down and confined to the house, to take
Peruna, and after taking Peruna for ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
three months she is able to follow her
Mrs. Milne, the wife of a troop ser­
trade of tailoring.
I can recommend
Peruna for all such who are ill and re­ geant, was buried a few months ago
quire a tonic.”
with full regimental honors. She was
Pe-ru-na Tablets.
Some people prefer to take tablets,
rather than to take medicine in a fluid
form. Such people can obtain Peruna
tablets, which represent the solid
medicinal ingredients of Peruna. Each
tablet is equivalent to one average
dose of Peruna.
viaareito
Suioklng ou
the
tncren.e.
Fame.
t all druggists', 25 eta.
MAPLEINE
A Flavoring.
It make« a
ayrup better than Maple.
JS
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Sold by grocers.
entitled to military recognition, for she
went with her husband to the Crimea
and served as nurse with Miss Night­
ingale In the hospital at Scutari. She
was one of the brave women who over­
came the horros of that ill-ordered bar­
racks. and tranformed chaos into heal­
ing and comfort. Sarah A. Tooley gives
an account of the hospital transforma­
tion in her "Life of Florence Nightin­
gale.”
When Miss Nightingale nnd her
nurses arrived at the Scutari hospital
tliej’ found It a scene of tilth, pestilence
and misery. Fighting against all odds,
they brought it into a place of compar­
ative comfort. Supplies were scanty,
and the men stiffen'd from the cold.
Said one woman :
“When a man opens his mouth with,
‘Please, ma’am, I want to speak to you
a minute,’ my heart sinks, for I ain
sure It will end In a request for a flan­
nel shirt.”
One Crimean victim descrities his ex­
periences in the hospital under its new
regime:
“When I first arrived in the morning
1 w;as given a basin of arrowroot. Says
I to myself, Tommy, my boy, that’s
nil you'll get in your blessd inside this
day, and you can thank yourself lucky
to get that.’ But two hours later if
another of those blessed angels didn’t
■ome. entreating of me to take a little
’lilcken broth!
“Well, I took that, thinking It wes
an early dinner, and before I was well
lone wondering what would happen
next, round came the nurse again with
a lilt of Jelly. All day long they kept
bringing lie a ‘little nourishment.’ In
the evening came Miss Nightingale her­
self and took a look at me.
“ ‘I hope you're feeling better,’ she
said.
“I wanted to answer. ‘Madam, I
(eels as fit as a fighting cock.’ but I
managed to get out something more
polite.”_______________________
rroud Father—My daughter, I suppose,
is getting along famously with her dra­
matic studies.
Principal (of the school of dramatic
art)—Er—yes; indeed she is. On ar
amateurs' night at one of the theaters re­
cently the audience fairly went wild with
Ail They Could I'ny For.
enthusiasm when she starred in a little
The question which often arises in
comedy called “Getting the Hook."—Chi­
the mind between Indulgence and pru­
cago Tribune.
dence seldom finds just the answer
Enongh to Wake Th.m.
that is given in Harper's Weekly. The
“It's wonderful,” »aid Dubley, “how congregation of a colored church In
wide awake the Japanese hare become Georgia conceived the notion that it
in recent years.”
would add greatly to Its dignity if the
“Oh. it’s not so wonderful,” replied pastor could add "D. I).” to his name.
the observant man, “when you consider
A member, hearing of an institution
that they have an earthquake every which would, for value received, confer
night or so in their country.”—Phila­ such a degree, entered into correspond­
delphia Press.
ence with that end In view. Reply came
Appalling Heanlt.
to the effect that the sum. of seventy-
Sadly the mermaid regarded herself is five dollars would obtain the desired
her mirror.
dignity.
“This," she said, “is the penalty Im­
The congregation, however, was un­
posed by nature for the absurd effort of
able
to raise more than thirty-nine dol-
mv ancestresses, sges ago, to abolish
| lars. Accordingly, the following mes­
hips ."'
From which we learn how dangerous sage was sent to the institution men­
it is to meddle with the orderly procesees tioned :
of evolution.
“Kindly forward our pastor one 'D,'
w< being unable to afford the other at
Ip to Date.
time.”
They were looking up at the latest this
I
—
akyscrapper.
“But what are those
Hongh on the Doctor.
things sticking out from the sides?”
One night as a Canadian doctor who
asked the up-state friend.
"Those? Oh. those are the mile lives In eastern Ontario was driving
poets!” answered the New Yorker.— Into a village he saw’ a chap, a little
the worse for liquor, amusing a crowd
Judge.
of spectators with the antics pf hfa
trick dog. The doctor watched him
»while and said: “Sandy, how do you
manage to train your dogt I can't
teach
mine to do anything.”
M UNSURPASSED
Sandy, with that simple look in hl»
REMEDY!
S Cure it an unsurDused re-
_ _
eyes, said. “Well, you see, doc, you
f for coughs, colds, bronchitis, ro
have to know more'n the dog or you
na, hoarseness and throat and
cn
affections.
It goes direct to
can't learn him nothing."
eat of the trouble and generally
res healthy conditions. Mothers
give their children Pitot Cure
perfect conhdenca in its curative
»nd freedom from opiates,
for half a century,
THS SCNYAUS COMMHV, 7? MURRAY STRffCT, NCW YORR CITY.
Rheumatism is caused by an excess of uric acid in the blood, which is
! carried through the circulation to all portions of the system. Every muscle,
nerve, bone and joint absorbs the acrid, pain-producing poison, »using
aches, inflammation, stiffness and other well known symptoms of the disease.
Permanent relief from the pains and discomfort of Kheumati m cannot be
1 expected from the use of liniments, plasters, and other external treatment
■ which does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Such measures
give temporary relief, but in order to cure Rheumatism the uric acid and
inflammatory poison must be exjiellcd from the blood. S. S. S. cures
Rheumatism because it is a perfect blood purifier. It goes down into the
circulation, neutralizes the uric acid and drives it from the blood. S. S. S.
expels the irritating, inflammatory matter which is causing the pain, swell­
ing and other discomfort, enriches the weak, sour blood, an 1 permanently
cures Rheumatism. In all forms of Rheumatism, whether acute or chronic,
S. S S. will be found a safe, vegetable remedy, possessing the properties
needed to cure, and at the same Vine a medicine that builds up the entire
system by its tine tonic effects. Book on Rheumatism ami any medical advice
free to ail who write.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
I’canutw Import««!.
So many peauuts are eaten In this
country that the native supply is not
Buflicieut for the demand and about
'1 he Lord may be allowing the angels $3,000 worth of the African nuts were
what good work he can do with poor Imported from Marseilles In iiMMJ and
over $73,000 worth iu 1907. The west
tools.
HON. R. S. THARIN.
coast of Africa produces quantities of
Make your mistakes pay their board
Hon. R. S. Tharin, attorney at law
peanuts.
and counsel for Anti-Trust League, and room rent by teaching you some­
Society Horror.
writes from Pennsylvania Ave. N. W., thing.
“Gayman, I saw you in the conserva­
Washington, D. C., as follows:
The parable of the wise and foolish
‘‘Having used Peruna for Catarrhal virgins will be repeated as long as the tory the other afternoon embracing an •
elderly spinster.”
disorders, I am able to testify to its world stands.
“I don’t deny it, Goodsole. I was try­
great remedial excellence and do not
The faint heart gives up at the first ing to conserve our natural resources.”
hesitate to give it my emphatic en­
"Wh w hat ?”
dorsement and earnest recommendation shade tree, because the road ahead
"Reclaiming an arid waist.”
looks so hot and dusty.
Consumption of cigarettes Increased
largely in the United States during the
last fiscal year ended June 30, 1908.
PITS Ht- Vito,’ Dane. nn<l ervou, uimmm p«rm»-
1113 neatly cured by l>r. i .ine'e Great Nerve Re­
according to the preliminary annual
storer. Send for FREE $2 00 trial bottle and treatise.
Dr. K. H. Kline, Ld., 831 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa. statement of Internal revenue receipts.
Tobacco revenues generally fell oil, the
Slot Dl.nppolnted.
public smoking fewer cigars than the
Goodman Gonrong—I’ve had the offer preceding year, taking less snuff and
of a job an’ I've a great mind to go to
chewing less. But more cigarettes of
work.
Haymold Storey—I alwuz knowed ther' all kinds were used.
Lues spirits were used than In l.’K)7,
wus a yeller streak in you.
the heaviest falling off being In the
The Fmnou. Four.
spirits distilled from grain, the reve­
Each of the following named gentle­ nue ou which declined over $15,000,000
men, upon being out late With the boys This would Indicate large decline in
has concocted a famous excuse, and, whisky consumption. The beer busi­
what is more wonderful, got away with ness, however, continued to grow in
It. They are: Jonah, Ulysses, Rip Van spite of the depression.
Winkle, Robinson Crusoe.—Judge.
The total decrease In internal reve­
nue.
as compared with the preceding
Fairy Tale.
On the third finger of her left hand the fiscal year, was $17,998.072.
sweet young thing wore a magnificent soli­
In 1020.
taire.
“Prisoner,” said the magistrate se­
“So you're going to marry a prince,
verely, "you are charged with being a
are you?” said the necessary questioner.
millionaire. How did you happen to
“A prince? I don’t understand."
fall?”
“The son of a coal king.”
"Your honor,” responded the trem­
"O, yes,” smiled the sweet young thing.
bling man at the bar, “in a moment of
"I’m to be his Cinder Ella.”
weakness I made a book on the races.”
To Brea! in New Shoes.
"You're not incurable,” rejoined the
Always shake in Allen’s Foot-Ease, a powder,
't cureshot, sweating, aching, swollen feet, magistrate, who at heart was not un­
ares corns, Ingrowing nails and bunions. At
til druggists and shoe steres, 25c. Dont accept kind. “Go and reform by playing the
my substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address book of some other fellow. Dismissed."
tllen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
—Philadelphia Ixaiger.
Mrs. Goodsole—What satisfaction does
Mre. Jypes derive from her new automo­
bile? I never see her riding in it.
Misa Capsicum—She isn't deriving any
satisfaction from it now. The 8noodles
have bought a finer one.
A CURE FOR
RHEUMATISM
VTickeii
Esmeralda—I don't care much for auto­
: mobile riding
Gwendolen—I suppose not; the chauf­ to all persons affected by that disorder.
feur can't manuge the machine with oni It is also a tonic of great usefulness.”
Anybody can go on dress parade, but
hand.
Mr. T. Barnecott, West Aylmer, On­ it takes a man with iron in his blood
tario, Can., writes: “Last winter I to fight and win battles.
KASPARILLA
or ill-tilting, ordinary bridge work. The Dr. VN isu
ajateui of
RAM’S HORN BLASTS.
tu lleprutunce.
Inquiring Friend—You've given up
booze? How did you ever summon up
enough fortitude and self-denial to do
that?
Budger—1 paid a high priced doctor
$25 to tell me what was the matter with
me, and that was his sole prescription
By George, 1 couldn't afford to waste all
that money !
In usual liquid form or In chocolated
tablets known as Sarsatabs. 1UUdoses $1.
Probably
VERUNA A TONIC OF
GREAT USEFULNESS.
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At th« Quick
Appearances may be decòitful, but
disappearances are more convincing.
WATERPROOF
OILED
GARMENTS
are cut on large
patterns, designed
to give the wearer
the utmost comfort
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The welt known reliable
p ov ’ ercome i by proper
l lay l be permanenljy
personal efforts'with the assistance
of tlx» one truly beneficml laxative
remedy, Syrup’of figs and LluarofScnoa,
which enables one to form regular
habits daify so that assistance to na­
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when no longer needed as the best of
remedies,when ivtpitred, aceto assist
nature and not to supplant the natur­
al functions, which must depend ulti­
mately upon proper nourishment,
proper efforts,and right living generally.
TojJet its beneficial effects, olnriys
buy the genuine
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CHINESE
Root and Herb
DOCTOR
Hits tnn«to n life study of
root« un i herbs, nnd in that
hi inly d itcmere i and I h h I y »
iiiK to th * world hit» wonder»
lui reiredicH.
No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used He Cures
Without Operation, or Without the Aid of a knifff
Tie KUHranteeR to ('nr»» Cutin i h, Atsthma, Lung,
l'hroat. RheuinatiHin, N- rv<>iiNii,-->. N itvouh Debility,
Stomach, Liver, Ki ine>
Manhood,
tumuli' Weak duhn and All Private DiReaites
A SURE CANCER CURE
Just Received from Peking. Chind
and Reliable.
Safe, Sura
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are everything the name implies. They are “built on honor.
No matter where you look, or what you pay, you will never
find anything that will outclass them in wear, style __
or comfort.
If your dealer will not supply you, write to us.
Look for the Alciyer Trade Mark on the sole.
FREE—Send us the name of a dealer who doe. not
handle Mayer Honorbilt Shoes, and we will send you
free postpaid, a beautiful picture of George Washing­
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We also make Leading Lady Shoes. Martha
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’ F. Mayer Boot & Shoe Co.
MILWAUKEE. WISCONSIN
Purest
of the
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K C
for
\ Quality
23 Ounces for 25 Cents
Lunch.
Bill—You say he's old-fashioned?
Jill—Well, I should say so! Why, he
chews his fpod!—Yonkers Statesman.
TOWERS FISH BRAND
man »*
Is the result of modem ideas. Costs
less. Does better work. You must
try it to see. Get a can on trial. I
The baking will be vastly better, J
lighter and tastier or we pay
for the can.
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