Bandon recorder., December 10, 1908, Image 3

Scrofula
Tetr are entirely free from it.
It may develop bo slowly as to cause
little if any disturbance during the whole
period of childhood.
It may then produce dyspepsia, ca­
tarrh, and marked tendency tn con­
sumption, before causing eruptions,
tores or swellings.
To get entirely rid of it take the great
blood-puriiier,
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
In usual liquid form or in chocolated tablets
known aa Sarsatabs. 100 doses >1.
Sc« the Connection I
“I wish I had a job on the police
force.”
•
“Go to New York City. There’ll be
plenty of vacancies there soon.”
"How do you know?”
“Gold has been discovered in Ireland.”
Oinlaalons of Illatorjr.
The American colonist» had just enun-
elated the doctrine that all governments
derive their just powers from the consent
of the governed.
“How perfectly absurd, ” exclaimed
King George III. “Why, a man can’t
even govern bis family on that princi­
ple I”
Laughing uproariously, he gave orders
that a few regiments of soldiers be ship­
ped over at once to crush the incipient re­
bellion.—Chicago Tribune.
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Acts nat
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fil ial Effects
eninne which
name o
CALIFORNIA
Fio S yrup C o .
by unum it is manufactured, printed on the
iront of everj package.
TALL LEADING DRUGGISTS,
one size only, regular price 50*p.r bottle.
His Discharge.
A touching Instance of the humor
>chich never deserts a true Irishman
even in his worst troubles is recorded.
A soldier was seen in the trenches
holding his hands above the earth­
works. His captain asked:
“What are you doing that for, Pat?”
He replied, with a grin, as he worked
Ms fingers:
“I'm feeling for a furlough, sir.”
Just then a rifle ball struck hfs arm
Just below the wrist. Then a queer ex­
pression of pain and humor passed over
his face as he exclaimed:
"And faith it's a discharge.”—London
Answers.
Mother» will find Mrs. Winslow's Boothins
Syrup tin- bes’ remedy to use for lhair ebLidrto
luring the teething period.
In
Jaatmcatlou.
Police Justice—This man charges you
with stealing his watch, and the charge
seems to be sustained. You were found
with the watch in your possession.
Prisoner—Y'r honor, it ain’t so;
1
didn't a'eal it. I met him on the street
and asked him what time it was. He
said it was 4 o'clock. I says, ‘I don’t
believe that watch is right,’ and he says,
’You bet it’s right ! It’s just 4 o’clock ;
you can take it from me.’ Well, y’r
honor, the first chance I got I took it front
him, and now he's kickin’ about it!
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cheapest in the
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Nature.
“Young gentlemen,” lectured the emi­
nent instructor, "you are old enough now
to put away the childish and trivial
amusements that sufficed for you when
you were younger. Learn a lesson from
the dumb brutes, and even from the rep­
tiles.
When they arrive at maturity
they comport themselves with a certain
dignity.”
“It isn’t so with the rattlesnake, pro­
fessor,” objected the young man with the
bad eye. “The older he grows, the mor*
rattles he plays with.”
The Inevitable Joke.
W. L. Dotian make* and Bella more
men's •3.00 anil S3.50 shoes than any
other manufacturer in the world, be­
cause they hold their ahape, fit better,
and wear longer than any other make.
Shoe« «t All Price«, for Every Member of ths
Family, Men, Boys, Women, Misses & Children
W.L. Douglas $4 00 and 95.00 Gilt Edge Bhoee cannot
be equalled at any price. W L. Douglas 93.A0 and
92 00 shoes are the beet In the world
Frref Color Eyrleta l
Ejccluttirrly.
kr Mo Sotikt it lite. W. L, Douglas
>ame and price la atairtpwd on bottom. Sold
everywhere. Shoes mailed from factory to any
«art of the world. Catalogue free.
L I. DOUGLAS, 159 Spark St., Brockfoa. Mass.
Io your mou’h similar In any way to the Above? If
so. no nenl to wear a wobbly, umiRAble partial plate
or ill tilting, ordinary bridge work 1 he Dr. H iae
system of
“TEETH WITHOUT PLATES”
The result of 21 years' riper ence. the new way of
replacing teeth in the n o ith teeth in fact, teeth in
appearance, teeth tn chew your food upon, aa you
did upon your natural one*. Our force is SO organ­
ised we cando jour entire crown. bridjro or plate
work in a day if nece^ary
Pi>*ithely painleaa ex«
tract Ing. Only high-clam, -cientiflc work.
WISE DENTAL CO.. INC.
Dr W K Wise Mannger 21} ears in Portland
decond FJoor. kuiling Ini fid I i . I bird and U aah-
{gton Streets Ofllce l oura. M \. M to H P M San­
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“Say, old man." remarked one of his
neighbors, “why have you given your
home a new name? What was the mat­
ter with ’The Nutshell'?”
“Why?” responded the man, with
some warmth. “Because I was tired of
being Joked. There isn't a boy for a
mile around who hasn’t stopped and
rung the door bell every time he passed
to ask If the colonel was in!"—-Phila­
delphia Ledger
No old sore can heal until the cause which produces it has been removed.
External applications of salves, washes, lotions, etc., may reduce the inflam­
mation and assist in keeping the place clean, but cannot cure the trouble
because they do not reach its source. Old sores exist because the blood is
infected with impurities and poisons which are constantly being discharged
into the place. The nerves, tissues and fibres of the flesh are kept in a state
of irritation and disease by being daily fed with the germ laden matter
through the circulation, making it impossible for the sore to heal. S. S. S.
cures chronic sores by its purifying action on the blood. It goes down into
the circulation, and removes the poison-producing germs, impurities and
morbid matters which are responsible for the failure of the place to heal.
S. S. S. makes the blood pure, fresh and healthy; then as new, rich blood is
carried to the spot the healing process begins, all discharge ceases, the
inflammation Jeaves, new tissue begins to form, the place fills in with firm,
healthy flesh, and soon the sore is permanently cured. S. S. S. is pltrely
vegetable, the safest and best blood purifier for young or old. Book on
Sores and Ulcers and any medical advice free to all who write.
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MAPLEINE
Fort-In* Can («-loupe*.
Seeing Oxford.
The experiment of growing canta­
loupes under muslin canopies so that
they may be ready for the market two
or three weeks before those grown in
the ordinary way lias been successfully
trade In California. The cantaloupes
were planted in the usual manner, so
far as hilling and spacing were con­
cerned, but over each hill there was
stretched a canopy of white muslin
about the size of a man's pocket hand­
kerchief. Two arched wires were used,
crossed over the melon hill somewhat
like the center wicket in a croquet
ground. The ends of these wires were
sewed to the corners of the muslin
squares and the wires then thrust firm­
ly into the ground so as to secure the
canopies and prevent the wind blowing
them away.
These protectors cost
complete about 8 cents each. The mel-
An Oxford student was showing two
fair cousins through the Christchurch
College.
“That,” he explained, “is the picture
gollery; that, the library; and that
tower contains the famous bell, ‘Great
Tom of Oxford.’ ”
Stooping quickly, he picked wp a
etone and sent it crashing through a
second story, ivy-framed window, where
there immediately appeared a face,
purple with rage.
“And that," added the young man,
helpfully, "is the Dean.”
Thus it was that he came to leave
one seat of learning for another.—Suc­
cess Magazine.
SANITARY COW STALL.
A Flavoring.
It makes a
syrup better than Maple,
d*
¿4
Sold by grocer®.
A
Hampered by Monopoly.
Archimedes bad just proclaimed that if
he had a lever long enough and a fulcrum
on which to rest it he could move the
world.
"But w’nv'r the -iss of thinking about
it," he said, “sc long as the Big Stick is
in the keeping of T. Roosevelt?”
Hereupon he epoke a short and ugly
word.—Chicago Tribune.
Experience«! ll>« Senaatlona.
“Have you been away on any vacation
this summer?”
“No; I expected to go, and sent my
suitcases on Ahead, but something turned
up at the last moment that prevented the
trip. I got all the effect of a vacation,
though. The suitcases came back last
week with >7.75 storage and express
charges on them.”
Every Bay Is Celebrated as Sunday.
another
Every garment guar­
anteed waterproof
Cataloq free
Demand for Trained Farmers.
The last ten years has seen an enor­
mous increase in the demand for men
trained in agricultural lines. The num­
ber of such men has enormously in­
creased, but the demand is not yet sup­
plied.
Many of us can look back twenty
years to the time when untrained men
were at the head of agricultural ln-
structlon in most of our agricultural
colleges. These men bad to be employ­
ed because they were the best that
could be found.
One man who rose to be the chief
dairy instructor in a State afterwards
went to a dairy school and took a full
course, showing that he felt that he had
something to learn, even though he
himself bad been an instructor.
To-day we are getting the result of
the past twenty years of training In
the agricultural schools and their de­
pendencies, the dairy schools. The men
at the head of the departments to-day
are vastly superior in training to the
men that occupied the same positions
twenty years ago. They have not only
learned all that their Instructors knew,
but have dug up other facts and have
assimilated the new facts dug out by
other people In all parts of the wcrld.
But where there were few positions
to be filled twenty years ago, there are
thousands of places to be tilled to-day.
There are more schools and all of them
are larger. Moreover, private enter­
prises are levying toll on the young
\\ hen the trunks of cherry trees have
started to decay probably the best way
of checking it is to clean out tlie dead
wood, paint the wound thoroughly with
whitewash, or, better yet, with Bor­
deaux mixture, and then cover the
whole wound with grafting wax or
clay, so as to keep the water out. While
this may not result in an entire healing
over of the bad wounds, it will prob­
ably stop the decay, and make the trees
last longer than they would If left with­
out treatment. Don't be afraid to re­
move all the rotten wood, as It adds
nothing to the strength of the tree and
has a tendency to promote rot in the
new tissues, it is quite likely that this
rot started In the tunnel of a borer and
has gradually spread until it Is serious.
PeraltlHKe,
CITC
Vitu8’
an(1 <‘rvous Disease« perma-
III J nently cared by Dr. 1 ine’s Great Nerve Re­
storer. Send for FREE $2 00 trial bottle and treatise.
Dr. R. 11 Kline, Ld., 931 Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa.
*309 Everywhere
CURES
OLD SORES
Mrs. Cuppote« —How could a woman
ever bring herself to marry an aeronaut’
He’s so flighty.
Mrs. Waypher—Yes, »nd too often h»
lacks ballast.
Mrs. Marmalayde—Then, too, he look*
down on ordinary people.
Mrs. Chillicon-Kearney—And again hr
moves in the higher circles, and you don't
—Chicago Tribune.
Few people know that other days of
the week than the first are being ob­
served as Sunday by- some nation or
other. The Greeks observe Monday;
the Persians, Tuesday; the Assyrians,
Wednesday: the Egyptians, Thursday;
the Turks, Friday; the Jews, Saturday;
and the Christians. Sunday. Thus a
perpetual Sabbath, is being celebrated
oa earth.—-Success Magazine.
fyfi brn ^
TOWta (ANA?,or. ( .T LiMiTfO
CI.'<rjr of the Nickname.
The public map in America wh& has
never been tagged wijh a 'niekuauie
may be Just as efficient and worthy of
praise ns his brethren who are known
as “Bill” and “Joe.’’ but he has not
achieved an equal measure of |s>pular-
lty.■ Nicknames are oftener inspired
by affection than by aversion. “The
men of the people,” so-called, are In­
variably nicknamed. Venerable citizeuz
still refer to “Abe” Lincoln, dwelling
with reminiscent affection upon the
abbreviation. Nicknames both go-xl
and bad are as old as history. In the
country the people have a way of ab­
breviating the names of the men they
really like and assigning their full
titles to the men who prefer dignity to
popularity.—l’ittsburg Gazette.
Wide
It a Hire,
When the surgeon who happened to
be spending a night at Bushby Inn had
set the broken leg of the weather-beaten
stranger who was the chief victim of
an automobile accident, the patient
looked up ¡it him anxiously. “See here,
doc," he said, in a husky voice, “I
haven’t got much of any money ; would
you take out your fee in trade?”
“Yes, I guess so." said the surgeon,
cheerfully. "What is your trade?”
“Well, I've got a number of things
I can do soon as I'm on my feet again,”
said the patient. “I can hang window­
blinds, or I can put on lightning-rods,
or I can play the cornet; and I do 'em
all first-rate, if I'm the one to say it,
doc.”
A Chance to Work
It Off.
Political Spellbinder Yon know I put
in two or three days preparing a speech
I was expected to deliver at the conven­
tion. Well, there were so many fellows
ahead of me that they didn't get around
to me at nil. I've still got that speech
in m.v system, Alvira.
His Wife—You have? Then I wish
you would go out to the kitchen and
thunder it at the cook. I’ve tried to dis­
charge her and she won't go. —Chicago
Tribune.
I'lte Professor.
“Uncertainly,” moralized the doctor, “is
the poison that lurks in everything in this
life.”
"Certainly,” said the professor; “life
itself is one-half ‘if.’ ”
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Cattle of different ages must be provided for In constructing a row of
stalls. Even when all are mature animals, the larger ones will require a few
Inches more standing room than the shorter ones. The stall at one end can
be made six inches longer than the stall at the other end. A slope of one
Inch from manger to gutter Is necessary for drainage. The illustration shows
the dimensions of the several parts. A, manger; B, platform; C, adjustable
piece; D, where cow's hind feet rest; E, gutter.
( rescent
BÂÎONCPOWDER
Egg-Phosphate
trained tnen going out of the agricul­ ons responded to the genial warmth
WILL IX) AU.
tural schools and experiment stations. thus engendered and the protection
THAT AM
Another twenty years will possibly from the winds and frost.
HIGH HUGO)
rttWDFJt WILL
show as great an advance a* have the
Get it from
DO AM)
past twenty.—Agricultural Epltomlst.
Protect the Birds.
A FULL POUND 25c.
your Grocer
DO IT BK1TER
A French naturalist asserts that It
New Form ut Drag.
the world were to become birdless man
The Illustration shows a drag made could not inhabit it after nine years'
with four old wagon tire Irons, the two time, hi spite of all the sprays and poi­
front ones being heavier than the rear sons that could be manufactured for
ones.
If the ground Is very lumpy tlie destruction of insects. The bugs
In exchange for Carton Tops and Soap Wrappers from
and slugs would simply eat up our or­
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chards and crops. Indeed, the more
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arrangements by which the business of
BORAXAID SOAP POWDER,
the natural world about us is carried
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the present executive management of VARIETY
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this great terrestrial planet.—Boston
Address PACIFIC COAST BORAX CO.. Oakland. Cal.
Evening Transcript.
THE PREMIUMS GIVEN FREE
Heating th« I.and.
Where an area of land has been very
severely overgrazed iu the past It will
be absolutely necessary that it be very
carefully pastured for the first two or
For Infants and Children.
three years. The native grasses and
forage plants must have a chance to
regain their former vigor and go to
Bears the
seed. A very large number of stock-
Signature of
men advocate resting the land—that Is,
better work can be done by wiring a keeping all stock off a period of three
log on the front tires. The drag Is in­ or four years. That this remedy will
Demsndlng Faller Information.
Nan—Yes, Tom calls occasionally. expensive and will be found useful un­ bring about tlie desired results has
been definitely proved in numerous in
Queer fellow, isn’t he? Doesn’t seein to der certain conditions.
stances.—J. S. Cotton.
know what to do with his bnnds. Sits
I'XX Katin* Fowls.
with them clasped the whole evening.
Egg eating Is due to one or two
To Kill Cut Worms.
Fan (raising her eyebrows)—Sits with
his hands clasped, eh? Together?—Chi­ causes—either lack of shell-forming
In India the formula used by the
cago Tribune.
material or a bad habit acquired by government for poisoning cutworms Is
close confinement and bad example, if 4 pounds of white arsenic.and 8 pounds
Tn« Mark Oppoaltlnn,
the fowls are receiving too little they of sugar, in fl gallons of water, used to
Tfmniie, does your mother still object consume the eggs in order to satisfy moisten
80 pounds of fine-chopped
to my coming to see you?”
their craving. In one hundred eggs straw, Small quantities are dropped
"Yes, dear; she does.”
“Good ! So does mine. She says tha. of ordinary size there are about twen­ at the bnses of plants.
If I marry you she'll cut me off with a ty-two ounces of lime, and all this must
be taken Into the system in one form
■hilling."
Newi ot th* Granu«.
"O, but that's altogether different! Per or another. Broken oyster shells are,
There are now 418 subordinate
haps. Jack—in view of everything—and ¡>erliaps, the best and cheapest shell­ granges In Maine, with a membership
because—and we’re both so young—well, forming material.
If due to a bad of between 56,000 and 57,000. Ten new
don't you see?"—Chicago Tribune.
habit, it Is rnther more dlflicult to over­ grange halls wore dedicated during the
come. If the culprit can tie discovered, past year, making elghty-nine halls
and it is not a valuable bird. It Is bet­ owned by granges in the State. The
ter to kill it at once, as the habit Is one total cash receipts of the secretary's
that quickly spreads to the other fowls. office were >11,274.
A good old way of curing this vice
There were 1,200 persons in attend
Throat and Lungs
Is by blowing an ordinary egg and re­ ance at the Ohio State Grange meeting
need just the protection against cold
filling with a mixture of cayenne pe;>-
and disease that is obtained from
at Kenton. Twenty-two new granges
Piao’s Cure. If you have a couch
per and mustard. This should be left had been organized and there have
or cold, alight or serous, begin tak­
In a prominent place, and If the fowls been large accessions during the year
ing Piso’s Cure today and continue
until you are well. Cure the cough
peek at it they will not, in all proba­ to granges already organized. The
while it is fresh, when a few doses
of l*isos Cure may be all that you
bility, repeat the experiment. Too few treasurer showed total resources of
will need. Famous for half a cen­
nest boxes sometimes cause the eggs >23,788. The committee In charge of
tury. Pleasant to tatte.. Free from
opiates and harmful ingredients.
to be laid on the floor and In the run. the trade arrangement reported that
At al! druggists*. 25 cts.
which 1» putting unnecessary trtnpta- sfxty-four tons of tjlnder twine had
tion In th^ wgy.-wfi. 8. C., in the Amer- been purchased, worth >12.000, and
lead Cultivator.
fertilizer to the amount of >21,000.
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lF/y> buy inferior shoes when, with the same
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