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Or», tw Hia Rewar«.
All Humors
Hewitt—I res that Cruet, th.
Insurance ageat, Is married.
Ar« impure matters which the skin, liver,
Jewett—les. Hnd his marriage
kidneys and other organs cuinot take cars
| Thaw
A Dimtaf .f »»r* «uMSse»
case of the Irony of fate.
ot without help.
ful mtn in vfil. country *ho la theis*
“How is that?’
Pimples, bolls, eczema and other erup­
e“Ile didn't know until after he Was younger fl« ya were vagabonds. Rome
tions, loss of appetite, that tired feeling, > married that the woman in the case
<♦ them are doctoH,
bilious turns, fits of indigestion, du'l head­ carried a lot of lite Insurance, and
lawyer® aud liter­
aches and many other troubles are ciao to now he wUl have to keep up the pre­
ary men, and a few
them. They are removed by
•now court! their
miuuis ou her policies.” Harper's
wealth iu elx aud
Weekly.
seven figures. Again,
$100 Reward, $100.
In usual liquid ftirm or iu chocolated
there are vagabonds
The reader« of this i aper will be pleased to
tablets known as SsrsatalJ«. 1U0 dusts $1 leuin t
of to-day who once
| one dreaded disease
hat science bun bcoo a bl« to cu'. iu all Its
were professional
stage», aud that is Catarrh. Hall'» Catarrh
Appetite.
men of respectablll-
onh positive- urenow known tothe
Investor—What's your idea in wanting medical frateruity. Catarrh be n< a eonstltu-
t y and promise.
tional diseaM,. roqulrw a comiiiutional t.eat-
to buy that trolley line?
It doesn’t com­ meat
Hal
Catarrh Cnrei* taken internally,
S uch a re the
pete with your system.
It's merely a noting d rectiv i i >n the blood and mucuussur-
£ j “ boc ” hitman . changes which are
.-..:i:..» -rtu thri.b de-t'oy ing the to in-
feeder.
dation of the disease, and giving t°o patent constantly brought about by time. One
the eonitllu
’ion and
Railway Magnate—Well,
don’t
you strength by l.ulld.u< i'p
pthe
conatituTun
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1.sting nature in doing its work. The pro- man who has seen In his lifetime vi­
suppose we want to do our own feeding? ns-
I netors have so mu< h faith In ii»> urativepow- 1
cissitudes running to the extreme is B.
ers hat th y ■ ffer One Hundred Dollars for auy
ease that it fa.la to cure. Send for list of L. Heitman, whose picture is herewith
UOWAHD E. FVRTON -.Araaysr and Chem!«». testimonials.
Leadville, Colcr.Llos Spe. i’uvn pr. es: Gold,
presented. Ho is generally known as
A ldre-v E J. CHENEY <1 CO., Toledo, O.
Bl! ver, L ad, fl ; Gold, HH vmt , 73 •; Gold,
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Bold bv al 1 druggists, 75o.
"Doc” Iteitman. Of good family and
CopiH*r, (I. Cyanide t . •.
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Take Ball’s Eaml.y Pilis for constipation.
fb 11 price list m nt on application. Control a d I
education, he graduated in medicine,
p re work solicited.
lieference: Carat . .
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lion al Bank.
and for a time practiced his profession.
Consoling!
"Poor John! He was a kind and Then drink and the wanderlust, which
forbearing husband,” sobbed the wid­ to a greater or less extent lies dormant
ow on her return from the funeral. in the best of us, conquered him and
"Yes,' ,” said a sympathizing neigb- he degenerated to the aimless and
HIE V.’ET WEATHER
bor; "but it's all for the best. You homeless condition of a tramp. After
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must try and comfort yourself, my several years of vagrancy the doctor
VA PROTECTION
with the thought that your hus- "found” himself agaiu, and sisceessfully
dear,
/ afforded by a
band la at peuce at last”—Sketchy fought out the battle against drink and
bad habits. Now he devotes himself
Bits.
l«$aw- 1
to the unfortunate, traveling about the
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FamilLar Sign.
Church—I see the public servie country, speaking at missions and try­
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commission has recommended Bid. ing to make the wanderers he meets
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there realize the folly of continuing
Clean-Light
doors on the rail rood cars.
Durable
Gotham—And will they expect to their habits of life. He has theories
hfrcT
Guaranteed
about the treatment of the homeless
have the words “family entrance” over
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^Waterproof
which conflict with generally accepted
them?—Yonkers Statesman.
practices,
and his personal experiences
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v-A"'z Everywhere
make his opinions worthy of considera­
Floured.
A J TOWM CO RO5TQM uSA
"You say there's no such thing as mat­ tion.
VOwt« iSBSt»»« -o L «»SB rr>«OH'o CAM
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
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SLICKER?
Seven liuudred dvnur sa.iL is uue u.
the items in a bill fur $3,1180 for clothes
which Mrs. Howard Gou!d wants lier hus­
band to nav as necessaries of life.
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ter? Then there is no such thing as a
gas meter, Yet you are paying out your
good money for *8,000 feet of gas regia-
tered by a machine that doesn't exist.' »»
“Certainly ; there is no such thing as
money.”
CAUGHT IN PRAIRIE BLIZZARD
How School Children of a Nebraska
Town Were Helped Home.
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CURES
. MALARIA
Malaria is due to impurities and poisons in the blood. Instead of being
rich, strong and healthy, the circulation has become infected with germs of
disease which destroy tne rich, red corpuscles that furnish nourishment and
Strength to the body, and reduced this vital fluid to such a weak, watery
condition that it is no longer able to keep the system in health, or ward off
the countless diseases and disorders that assail it. The loss of these
red corpuscles takes the color and glow of health from the cheek, and we
Bee pale, sallow faces and vvashe 1 out, chalky complexions among the first
symptoms of Malaria. But Malaria is a general systemic disease, and as
the blood becomes more heavily loaded with its germs we have more serious
.and complicated symptoms; the impure blood having its effect on all parts
cf the body. The appetite fails, digestion is weakened, chills and slight
lever are frequent, and the sufferer loses energy and ambition because of a
constant tired-out and “no account ” feeling. The lack of necessary nour-
ishnient and healthful qualities in
the blood causes boils and abscesses,
During 1900 I was running ■ farm on
6kin affections, and in some cases
the Mississippi river and became so impreg­
Bores and ulcers to break out, and
nated with Malaria that for a year I was
sometimes the patient is prostrated
almost a physical wreck. I tried a number
with a spell of malarial fever which
of medicines recommended as blood purifi­
may leave his health permanently
ers, chill cures, aud Malaria eradicators,
impaired. To cure Malaria both a
but nothing did me any good until I began
blood purifier and tonic are necessary,
to use S. S. S. The result was that after
taking it for awhile I was as well and
in order to remove the cause and at
strong as I ever was. 1 have never had a
the same time build up the system
chill since nor the slightest symptom of
from its weakened and run-down
Malaria.
I hope others will be benefited
condition. S. S. S. is the medicine
by my experience, and with that end in
best fitted for this work. It is the
view I give this testimonial, knowing that
most perfect of all blood purifiers, and
3. S. S. is the best remedy for Malaria.
the purely vegetable ingredients of
Amory, Miss.
S. R. COWLEY.
which it is composed make it the
greatest and safest of all tonics.
S. S. S. goes down into the circulation and removes every trace of impurity
or poison, and at the same time gives to the blood the health-sustaining qual­
ities it needs. It cures Malaria thoroughly and permanently because it
removes the germs and poisons which produce the disease, and while doing
this tones up and strengthens every part of the system. When S. S. S. has
cleansed the blood the symptoms pass away, the healthy color returns to
the complexion, the old tired, depressed feeling is gone, and the entire health
is renewed. Book with information about Malaria and anv medical advice
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA. GA.
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“Lasi Sunday was the twentieth an­
niversary of the great blizzard of 1888
in Nebruska and Northwestern Iowa,”
said O. D. Riggs the other day. “I
was living in O'Neill, Neb., at the time,
and had Just left the office to go home
for dinner when the blizzard struck.
"I started to cross the street to a
drug store, but when I reached the
other side I found myself half way
down the block from my destination.
“The fine, wind-driven snowflakes
filled the air so that I couldn't see my
hand before me. I finally worked my
way back to the drug store, where a
number of other men bud taken refuge
from the storm.
“School bad Just been dismissed foi
the noou recess, and we knew that
nearly 300 children were out In the
storm. Securing long ropes, the crowd
started out to rescue them. We found
them huddled In doorways aud by the
sides of buildings.
The children
caught hold of the ropes and were led
to shelter by their rescuers, whose
sense of direction gradually returned
to them. Every one of the 300 school
children in the town was got home I d
safety.
"But seven school teachers were
frozen to death in the country during
the blizzard nnd thousands of cattle
died. The thermometer fell from Hbout
the freezing ¡xlnt at noon to 20 de­
grees below zero that night. It was
the worse blizzard I ever saw, and I
never want to experience another like
It.”—Des Moines Register and Leader.
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•fcapq, fit butltr, wt»r htnpor, »nd
• aea of nfcat»» ti>lut than any other ar- *
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tsl (5 Gil* adg» Shoes Cannot B4 Efl untied At An j Price
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Screws, Machine Bolts, Pip.
and Fittings, Brass Work
GENERAL REPAIRING
Pattern Shop in Connection
Elkhorns Saloon
BEN SCHUYLEK. I’ropri.to,
OKKOMaMMIHKI
The
llltfher
Malh.iuaf tea.
usual price, he asked his customer to
drive himself to his shop whenever he
needed any more work.—Chicago Tribune.
Formerly ANCHOR BAR
ALVIN MUNCK. Proprietor
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DOCTOR
The well known reliable
Billiard and Pool Tables
COURTEOUS TREATMENT
Call and See Munck
Boot and Kerb
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SOLO BYALL LEADINC DRUCGISTS
ww sizeixily, regular puce 50f p« Bottle.
Choicest Wines, Liquors and Cigin
place aud steam heat. Fine walks
HOCP AU”
drives. Nt*a foods a spec-
UHLUUIt |altye Hates. $2.50 and $5.00
per day. «“Special rates by the week.
DAN. J. MOORE. Proprietor
dyrup I. (f manufactured
Figs^Eliur
(f Senna
the
C alifornia
F ig S yrup C o . only
Directly on the beach overlooking
the ocean. Hot Ball baths and
Pl irr UmiCC
uLirr
nuuot surf
Uou bathing.
pler for Kecrea-
pr Snn parlors. Electric lkhta. Fire-
1 lay 00 permanently oi ercome i by proper
personal efforts‘with the assistance
of the one truly beneiieujl laxative
remedy, Syrup <f Figs and ElixirojSonna,
which enables one to form regular
habits doijy so that assistance io na­
ture may be gradually dispensed with
w hen no longer needed as the best of
remedies,when repaired, areto assist
nature and not to supplant the natim
al functions, which must depend ulti­
mately upon proper nourishment,
proper efforts,and rioht living generally,
its beneficial effects, always
buy the genuine
Is Now Located in Fine New Quarters
East of the Postoffice
Hnw made n life study of
Ar.--'Ai,-w root» and herbs, and in that
f»‘. inly di«< overod an<i in ciw.
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the world hi* wonder*
¡Aidwiib ful remedies.
No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used He Cures
Without Operation, or Without the Aid of a knife
llw giiHrm.teeH to Cure Catarrh. Asthma. Lung,
fhrof»t.. Rheumatism. Nervousness. Nepous Debi)itye
»tomach. Liver, Kidney Troubles uho Lost Manhood,
emaie Wonkness anil All Private xJiueuBes
THE BANDON RECORDER
A SURE CANCER CURE
Just Received from Peking, Chine—Safe, Sure
and Reliable.
IF YOU ARE AF I ICTET). DON’T DELAY.
DELAYS AKE DANGEBODH.
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If you cannot call, write for sympton blank and oiroa*
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162 1-2 First St., Cor. Morrison,
Portland, Oregon.
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ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT
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similating the Foodand Reflufa
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I nfants /C hildren
Bears the
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N ot N arcotic .
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Aperfect Remedy forConstys
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Special Machines Built to Oka
The Eagle Saloon
As Ambition.
“Why are you so ambitious to have
all the railways In existence under
your management?”
"I want to be In a position,” answer­
ed Mr. Dustin Stax, "whkre I can have
my transportation in n< pocket, no
matter
what part of the world I may
I
strike. I don’t want to be obliged to
i stand in line to await the leisure of a
I nervous and overworked ticket seller.”
| -Waahiiffeton Star.
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Mill and Steamboat Wort
a Specialty
Nlbbs—Do you suppose It’s ever po»
Neer the Boat Landings, Bandea
Bible to come anywhere near the size
From the Allnionlal Point of View. of a man's income?
He—So your marriage wan a failure?
Diggs—Yes; just take the figure he
She —Oh, I don’t know.
gives to the assessor, add to It the fig­
He—Why, I thought you had secured ure lie tells his friends and then divide
Cholo» Brand» of
a divorce?
the result by two and you'll have It Wines, L quors & Cigars
She—I did.
near enough."—Illustrated Bits.
He—Well, don’t you call that a com­
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V’tns* Dance and all Nervous Diseases
plete failure?
j| I Q p< rmanently cured by Dr. Kline’s Great
lU 3u;ror. Snnd for FRET» |2 trial bottle and
She—Hardly. You see, my partner Nerve
ueausa. Dr. IL JLKline, IxL,
A jxu EL, PhUa..Pa,
made an assignment and I received a
Weinhard’s Steam Beer on T«P
very neat sum as a preferred creditor.
Inconvenienced.
He—Oh—urn—er—I beg your par­
"I am so sorry that Mrs. Brigham Is
don 1—.Tiiritrn.
moving out of the city. I shall miss
Bide Light, on Mytholoary,
her so much.”
Vulcan had just put four new hors»
“Were you such good friends?”
Good Treatment Call and See Me
Shoes on the feet of the Centaur.
"Oh, it Isn't that we were so friend­
"Easiest job I ever did,” he said to
ly, but she has the nicest set of flat sil­
the bystanderg. “He stood perfectly still,
ver In the neighborhood and I used to
and when I handed him the fly brush he
borrow it every time I wanted to en­
kept the flies away himself.”
Making a handsome discount from his tertain.”—Detroit Free Press.
Do Good While You May.
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Write Aliens. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.,fora
free NHinple ox Allen’s Foot-Ea>e. It cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching iret. It makes
new or tight shoes easy. A certuin cure for
corns, ingiowing nails and bunions. All drug­
gists sell it. 2oc. Don't accept any substitute.
It Is a good and safe rule to sojourn
fn every place as If you meant to
spend your life there, never omitting
an opportunity of doing a kindness or
speaking a true word or making a
friend.—John Ruskin.
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dfaoturers of
MAIR VICC«.
Adt'E cire.
CHERRY PECTORAL.
You Can
No Come Back.
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Yes. 100,000 times each day.
Does it send out good blood
or bad blood ‘‘You know, for
good blood is good health;
bad blood, bad health. And
you know precisely what to
take for bad blood — Ayer’s
Sarsaparilla. Doctors have
endorsed it for 60 years.
One frequent cause of bad blood is a sluggish
liver. Tliu produces constitution. Poisonous
•ubstancea are then absorbed iuio the blood,
Instead of bei g removed from the body daily
as nature intended. Keep the bowels open
with Ayer's Fills, liver pills. All vegetable.
Prison Warden—We try to give every
Inmate work with which he is familiar.
Wbat's your trade?
New Prisoner—Im a professional
pedestrian.
A Mendacious Timepiece.
'VE s TÁ n Í 0 C,
Does Your Bandon Foundry
& Machine Shop
Heart Beat
GARFIELD & VON PEGKRT
Another ( odvq HI uq Coming,
“That well in Wisconsin,” remarked
Mr. Quigley, “ia roaring again, they Bay.” I
Mrs. Quigtoy turned pale.
"Maybe it means this time,” she gasp-
ed, “that our cook is going to leave us!
I »aw her overhauling her trunk this
morning!”—Chicago Tribune.
Mrs. Ford had been paying a char­
itable visit to poor old Vlctortne Du-
preux, whom she found crippled with
rheumatism. But If Vlctorlne's limbs
were disabled, her always entertaiulng
tongue was not, and the time passed
swiftly.
"Mercy!” at last cried the lady,
glancing at the clock that ticked wheez-
ily above the French woman’s stove.
"Here It is five o’clock, and I should
have gone home half an hour ago!”
“Geeve you'self no distress, madame,”
reasured Vlctorlne. “Monsieur dose
clock,-she ees tole lie hon herself for
more zan seex year.
She ees now to
a preciseness one hour fast n’ feeftsen
minute slow.”
Made from pure, carefully tested
materials. Get a can on trial.
You never saw such cal.es
and biscuit They’ll open
your eyes.
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Mother« wfH find Mm. Winslows Kx^thlnf
Syrup th«* L st remedy t"
luí UxeXr
tuning th« Uetiuug period.
Some of the West Indian Islanders
have learned that when a foreigner
misbehaves on their shores It is better
to suffer in silence than to mete out
punishment at the risk of a descend­
ing gunboat from the miscreant’s na­
tive land. A Judge in Haiti, however,
recently took occasion to pay off old
scores and to redeem his self respect
In the case of an offender brobght be-
fore him.
To his first question as to the na
tlonality of the accused the Interpre­
ter had answered that the prisoner
wns from Switzerland.
“Switzerland!” said the judge. "And
Switzerland has no seacoast, has it?”
“No seacoast, your honor,” replied
the Interpreter.
"And no navy," continued the judge.
"And no navy, your honor,” was the
reply.
“Very well, then,” said the judge,
“give him one year at hard labor.’’—
Brooklyn Life.
23 Ounces for 23 Cents
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Sk» Moahw—But what objection ona
fi<vt to Mr. Ue Scadffs, wy flair?
DBtug’ater—Oh. .be’« ail right
IM *«>*t
ts, but he ha* such ab-
BU»fl ide.w of what a wife should be.
.Her Mother—Oh, that doesn't cut
any le«. Your father wm the same
•ay wheu I married him. but six
aioutba later he didn't hive a single
idea of his own.
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