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o a Spring Medicine mu *»« au, a Be<'tion ba«« for tailroad, ba« a keen Gael»,* wit. <»ue warm afternoon while wglMiijg along th« r.< Itoad tracks be found a *<* :ion baud placidly sleeping beside the rails. Callahan looked dis gusted,» »t rite delinquent for a full niinufq an<l th»'n reinqrked : ff»l:il»e on. ye lazy spalp»>en. «lape '*>. fur as long as you slape you've got ■ job. but when yotu wake up you ain't got none.”— Lippincott's Magazine. The best is Hood’s Sarsaparilla. It is the best l-eca iseit does the ra >«t good. While it makes the Voo 1 pur.e, fresh and lively, it tones the stomach to bet ter digestion, creates an appetite; stimu lates the kidneys and liver, gives new brain, nerve aud digestive strength. An unequaled list of cutes.-- 40,366 tes timonials in two years — proves its merit. NO ONE CAN ALWAYS AVOID Catching Cold on the Street Ca r swimming Small Boy (in tank I-iKhtuInn as She Saw It. S'-boot, anxiously) Oh. pa; j've swill- YThila little Gertrude was looking out lowed soil!»* water! Will tlSej niilul.—* of a window during a thunderstorm Punch. she saw a flash of lightning play Curtate - For those Who prefer medicine Tommy—Pop. what is the difference along a telegraph wire. 4s tabhit form Hood • ‘■arwieril • 1« now pr.a up tiro J' F Gel 50 Guuld Street, Stoneham. le hocolatfl ta »-ts eall«l Sarsetaba as well as. between fame and notoriety? Tommy * Blase., taxs "lu J » tomth experience I have never ♦a the uRual liquid form Sarsatabe have identi “Oh. mamma." she exclaimed. "I eally the vam« curative uropwrtieH a* the liquid kn»»<n flood * >ai-sapai l)!a to fail, for aprir ,’ Pop—Notoriety lasts longer, my son.— just saw a piece of the suu fall down Pe-ru-na Pre-^^ hurnorf and a’guiHtrai blood purifier. it°eures ♦ .rm. LesideM reunv y of j]<<su. conrenianee, a-uu .■:-■■• H One Dose in •»■rof'ila, •eeema H as no equal aa a gencruL •my there being r. . loth by evaporation, break 1‘hiladelphia Record. from the sky!" New York Press. vents Catching aae «« sold by drutaiste or eent by mail. •prian medi»-me II ^ivea me genuine aaiiafac- y Time, Save» «••• to My Uoe. ■ C. I Hood Ca . Lx><eM. « cm “Did you ever see any one so home Cold. Nine. Mothers will find Mr«. Wlnilow's Soothing ly?” “No; why, he’s so homely that syrup the be«t remedy to use tor their children luring me teething period. : autoinobik- goggles ar»* actually hecoui- (■» Aimed High. Many people peim»t in tiding on the street cars, insufficiently protected * : • a •*•!! Velee. ’ng to him."—St. Louis Times. I ♦ * To the uninitiated observer some of Perfectly Plot«. TTie n«» ef the Egyptian aphias had i by clothing. “How we have chang»*»i since tile old the gymnastics performed in a game fire^ped »* With all the Impartiality of the par ♦ They »tart out pet haps in the heat of the day, and do not feel ti e need “Imt it gw.” «mid th« sphinx, *pe«ki»g •f footimll are beyond explanation. days!” "What do you mean?" "Why, tisan. Prof. Price set forth the con of wraape. Car the first ••« «sly tim* “It vkw't a The story is t»ld sf a half back who today it isn't half so bless»-»! to giva tentions of both political parties regard The rapid moving oft he ear cooie the body unduly. When they board : Grati«» »«■». aayway.” complained to his family about the In as It- is to be a rweiver.”—Life. ing the tariff. When the body is in this I ♦ the ear perhaps they are »lightly perspiting;. justice sf allowing football players to At the close of his talk he was sur : condition it ia »aeily chilled. This is especially tri e when a person is sit- t "Mamma, have I got to take a bath I • ear head pr» teeters. to-night "I’m afraid you have, my rounded by the fair members nf the ‘inK- : Beginning a street car ride in the middle of the day and ending it in the “I should think it waa most neces dear.” “But 1 haven't doue anything Woman’s Ctlrrent Events Club. evening almost invariably requites extia-wraps, but people <io net observe t ♦ sary,” said -bis «ether, vbs liad wit «11 the week to deserve it.”—Life. “Oh. Pref. Price.” cooed the fairest, : theee precautions, hence they catch cold. * nessed eue game with many tremors. “ thank you so much for your perfectly : Mr. Jawbaek- -That boy gets bis Coide are very frequent in the Spring on this account, and as the Sum ♦ ♦ “Lmnk at the. front teeth your posr brains from me. lovely talk ! I understand all about ♦ Mrs. Jawbaek—Some- mer advances they do not decreaie. During the Spring months do one » csusla Frederick last!” body got ’em from you, if you ever the tariff now. it’s just like a lover’s : “That may be.” Mid her son. stub- «'omparigons ths free traders are ths ♦ Should think of riding on the car without being provided with a wrap. : had any — that ’ s a cinch. Cleveland A cold caught in the Spring is liable to last through the entire Summer. ♦ borsly, “but leok at ■>«, laid up for other girls!” Great caution should be observed at this.season against exposure to cold. twe weeks with a lam« faut juat from Leader. I Kt, V'tua' Daace aa< all N«r*oa« DUfraae« During the first few pleasant days of’Spring, the liaility of catching cold is ♦ Peggy—Was that p'liceman ever a kicking a fellsw's nose gear !” fl I V Permanently euretl by Dr. KlIne'B Grwai ♦ little baby, mother ? Mother Why, Aerve Restorer. HRm! fur FREE >2trial bottla and ♦ gr««t I.os* the Ceenoetien. No wonder so many people acquire muscular rheumatism and catarrhal : yes. dear. Peggy (thoughtfully — I traotlM. Dr. It. ILKllur.ldd.pHl Arch bL, PhUa..Vl ♦ ♦ ♦ Mr«. Chugwater, ia lawMiag «ver th« : diseases during this season. WVtlWS Al I KM IU VUUStlUG ♦ don't believe I’ve ever seen a baby ♦ Not l)ianp*«in t»d. maraiag paper, find c«w« acraa a lia« However, in ep te of the greatest precautions, colds will be caught. , p’liceman !' ♦ a tv naturally, avt« fru Adam Faw for—What's got you that leaked like thia : At the appearance of the first symptom, Peruna should be taken accord ♦ Farmer Benfover—I've just h»*ard murk interested is that there paper? gffeozzwkwl wby«jjjtjjy bAizarxxtbzziiggml o Lfiaxotive. ing to direction« on the bottle, and continue«l until every symptom disap J«b-Sturkey P» looking over this list "Jaaiali.” ahe naked, sb«»iug it te him, that the wlildor Diggs has married her ♦ pears. Ue.vt iur MrnVonwn "what dee« tki« weaa?" hired man. Fanner. Hornbeak Then, •f • hundred mea that own« all the ♦♦ « Do not put it off. Do not waste time by taking other remedies. Beuin money in th« country, ♦ I thought mebby "It aieAaa, ” «»id Mr. Chugwater, "that he'll have to climb down from the fence ren-yo un |Jan<i Old, _ st once' io take Peruna .and continue taking it until you are positive that my name would be there. but it. ain’t, the liae'a «ut «f arder. Saia« »Id atary. and go to work.—Puck. the col»l haff entirely disappeared. This may save you a long and peihaps Well, 1 didn't much '(peci to hud it, Jo ¿wt it* Can’t you at«?” iicial Mrs. Newrocks—Really, I'm sorry h«v • .serious illness later on. Always kuy tke Genuine wh ' we didn't accumulate more souvenirs A Hungarian stud«at wb« w«« plucked t............................ ...................................................................... . ......................................... . • >k«i a DIW«re»»». ruib' tkr |ull name of the Co •nv 1 at • recent examination at Klauiienburg of our Euro)>eau trip. Mr. Newrocks ••if a man loses his pocketbook.” would wheeze and have spells of cough Bad Effects From Cold. •hot' himself, but first winged as «lam —Oh, we can get all we want in New puny 4 said- the morullzer, ‘‘he thinks the chap ing that would sometimes last fot l.al-f Mr. M J. Deutsch, Secretary Build- j iner. York!—Town and Country. I who finds it is no better than a thief ling Material Trades Council, 151 Wash an hour. Mrs. Hoon (looking up from het If he doesn't return it.” . ‘‘Now wecan never thank yon enough ington St., Chicago, III., writes: newspaper)—Here-is an item about a “Yes.” rejoined the demoralizer, “but “I have found your medicine to be for the change you hAve made in our convict who writes poefry in prison If he finds some other- fellow's pocket ri p nnnsuallv eflicacioiis in getting rid of little one’s health. Before she began Mr. Hoon—H'tn! Is that what lie it book well, it comes like pulling teeth bad’effects from cold, and more espe taking your -Peruna she Buffered every *i»»m it is manufactured.prmt»4 the Trent efrv^ry package. in for?—Philadelphia Ledger to give it up.” cially in driving away all symptoms of] thing in the way of cough, colds and 3? SOLD d TALL LEADING DRUGGISTS “ I notice that you nearly alwayi ■T rV catarrh, with which I am frequently croup, but now she has taken not quite on stormy days «m» size only, regular price 50»keitl«. There is more < atlrrh in this lection of the troubled. a bottle of Peruna, and is well and strong smoke when you arc writing.' said th» country by wearing « than allot ei diaeases pul together, “l'he rdief Peruna gives in catarrhal as she has ever been in her life.” caller. "Do you draw ydur inspiratiot and until tile last few years was atipposi 1 to be For a great many years doctora troubles alone is well worth the price from your pipe?........ No," replied th» incurable. pronounced it a lohal di^eaae and prescribed Pc-ru-na for Colds. local remedies, and by. constantly failing to ptfl/bottle. I have used the remedy for horse reporter, "1 draw smoke.” Mr. James Mointon, 4i8 East 16th cure with local treatment, pronounced it in several years now.” Mistress—Jane, 1 saw the milkmat curable. Science haa pro.cn catarrh to bee St... Paterson, N. J., writes: disease and therefore requires kiss you this morning. In the futur« constitutional Speth of ( onghing. "I have given Pertina a fair tral, and eonstitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh < ure, I will take the milk • ip. June— manufactured by K J. Cheney A Co.t Toledo, ' Mrs. C. E. Long, writes from At I find it to b1 just what you claim it to Clean - Light Ohio, is the only constitutional* cure on*ti e Twoukln't be no use, mum. He's protu market. It is taken internally in doses from 10 wood, Colorado, as follows: be. ’I cannot praise it too highly. I DuraUe drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the ised not to kiss anybody but me. ‘‘When I wrote you for advice my have used two bottles in my family for blood anti mucous aurface« of the aystem. Guaranteed I offer one hundred dol lars for any caae it littls three-vear old girl had a cough colds, and. everything imaginable. Boarding Mistress I want a week'i They Waterproof fails to cure. Send for circulars and testi- that had been troubling her for four can safely say that your medicine is the ♦ bojird In advance, so as to be sure oi •inonials. months. She took cold »w»»S, and beet I have ever used.” F J. CHENEY CO., Toledo, Ohio. ♦3<» Etwywhwra it. New Boarder—That's all right Addreas: Sold by Druggist*, 75c. Ml A J TQMVFR CO •<)»?•»< M » Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation. Here's your money; now I want » VQWf ■ » » ux.rt» '•»■'O CA^ week's food in advanye for the sunn Out of ■ lie him !*■■». fìlvlap Him •- Peinte». ■ Grievance. reason. Alexander the Great had just subdued “Naggiis." said Born«, "you’ve se<'n As English »••»paper had this <s«th "MY. Clugston,” said th« caller, "you The Salvation Army is established in t-hat stery ef mine that's running through Bucephalus. ne—Young girls always want t< aia.v stop m.v paper.” Astio» th» et he» day: “At Stratferd-ew- fifty-two countries and colonies, and "Anybody can bust a bronc ho.” he said, How would you "It doean't fit your pantry shelves, per on« «f th« magazines Aram. »«•ty-R*». Nhsb preaches the gospel in thirty-one lac- marry for love, but when they grow “ but it takes a man to put the snaffle« advias yue te wind it up? I want to give guagw. «gSSMc older they want'to marry a man o haps, ma'am." Mid the editor of • the on a big four legged devil like this one. •» it a happy ending.” money. She—You're wrong. They don't Spiketown Blizzard, sarcastically. Being shrewd, politic fellows, the cow "Put all the character« in the «tory.” “That haiu't got nothing to do with it.” grow old; they merely grow wiser.— “You’ve found that you can berrow it answered Naagus, “aboard an excursion boys of that age allowed the impression to .St. Joseph l’ress-News. steamer for a moonlight ride. Send th* go' out that they were afraid to try to frora a neighbor hereafter?" •» ride tl»e savage beast, and the subservi- boat out to the middle of the lake “Everything lovely down at th* “That ain't the reason, neither” - ent historians hastened to confirm that “ Yes? ” "Possibly you don't like the editorial house?” "Yes; we are leading the impression. “And blow, it up.” quiet life these ’days." -“How do you policy of. the paper.” ". ‘ No. sir; I don ’ t". M.v nephew was ar work it?” “Well, you see, we have a rested last week for stealin''a hog, and phonograph, and it alternates with my you didn't say a word about it!" wife after supper. ” - -Nashville Banner. 1 here is an evaporation from the body going on continually, day and A l»1«co»»»«»<• l>lqg»». night, through the pores and glands of the skin. This is nature’s wav of Jack I hear you are engagMl to tlurt "I see they say that when a diamond maintaining the proper temperature of our systems and preserving the soft aomely Miss Gotrox. Toui -Yes; she ness and flexibility of the skin, and so long as the blood is free from impur bus half a million in her own right. passes a certain size it is worth no ities no trouble will result. When, however, the blood from any cause I Jack—;But money doesn't always lead more than a smaller one.” "How’s that?” becomes infected with humors and acids, these too must be expelled, and to happiness, old man. Tom True, "If it’s too large it isn't marketable. coming in contact with the delicate fibres and tissues with which the skjn is but it ought to help soin»!- in the search, •o abundantly supplied they produce irritation and inflammation, and the —Chicago News. Nobody wants to wear a diamond effect is shown by Eczema, Acne, Tetter, and skin affections of various kinds. bulky a glai-a d<x>r knob.” Business Man (busy with »-orre- These impurities and humors get into the blood through a deranged or "Is that.*)? Then it must Iw aw OUCH, OH MY BACK inactive condition of the system ; the members whose duty it is to carry off epondence)— In that telegram of Beat- fully dis»x>uragiug for li man to dig up the waste and refuse matter of the ixxly fail to properly perform their work, tit's yesterday b»* said, "letter foliow- A sparkl'er as big as a football."— NEURALGIA, STITCHES, LAMENESS. CRAMP •nd this impure, fermenting matter is left in the .systeiu to be absorbed by ,nK*" 1 ,lon t tl,e •etter here* Sten- I Cleveland Plain Dealer. TWINGES, TWITCHES FROM WET OR DAMP the blood. The skin is not only affected by poisons generated within the oKrap>“‘f—Why, don't you remember? Mia Id«« wt On«. ALL BRUISES. SPRAINS. A WRENCH OR TWIST system, but poisons from without, I —we received it the day before we got ’Ih« teacher in the Darktown school TH IS SOVEREIGN REMEDY THEY CAN’T RESIST such «i* Poison Osk, Poison Ivy, tile telegram.—Puck. ' I h«v« uatd your S. S. S., spring «nd fall, w«s hearing the class in geography. Nettis Rash, etc., enter through the for th« pat tv« year«, with th« rssult that it Borein—1 think I hear your father's "What is known ■« the Great Divide?”' open pores and glands, and so thor snhrsly r«li«ved ras of a form sf Xczema step on the stairs, so perhaps 1 had •he asked. which my doctor vaa unable to cur a. My oughly do they become r»»te»l in the “Cuttin’ • big watermelon !" answered better bid you good-night. Miss Hitts •rm«, lovsr limks, and, in fact, the bias*«» blood that they »re ever present, «ortisn ef my whole body was affected, and (yawning)—Oh, ft can't be father; he's little ’Rastus with a grin that »bo.wed all or return at certain seasons of each vtee I drat Ua«a S. S. 4 the itchitw, ate., hi« ivories.—Chicago Tribune. a late Bleeper. Perhaps it's the hired •a» vor«, but I continued the remedy with year to torment the sufferer. Sslves, the result that the dry. Itchinc eruption en girl coming down to prepare breakfast. washes, lotions, etc., cannot cure shin tirely disappeared I think a great deal of —Chicago Dally News. diseases. True, such treatment re your medicine, and have recommended it to other« with good results. It it the belt blood “Well, well," growled the first mnn lieves some of the itching and dis medicine made, and I can conscientiously comfort, and aids in keeping the skin At the banquet, “why dfd they call on recommend it for the cure of all blood and clean, but it does not reach the real that man for a speech? He doesn't thin affections. CHAS. HORSTMAN.' Wheeling, W. Va. cause, and at best can be only palli kirow how to talk.” “No," replied the I ating and soothing. A thorough other, “but he doesn’t know what he's cleansing of the blood is the only certain cure for skin diseases. S. S. S., 'talking _____ „ about anyway, so there’s no a gentle acting, safe blood purifier, made entirely of vegetable ingredients harm done." _ ’—Philadelphia Press. of the forest and field, is the proper treatment. S. S. S. goes down into the I Reporter—Senator, I have heard that circulation, and neutralizes the acids and humors, thoroughly, cleansing and I ' you got your start in life by selling Pnices, FOR EVERY MEMBER OFTME FAMILY, ----- purifying the blood, and curing skin affections of every kind. It supplies Then your blood must be in MEN. BOYS. WOMEN, MISSES AND CHILDREN. newspapers. Senator Lotsmun — Not ’ to tte blixid the fresh, nutritive qualities necessary to sustain the skin and MQ» M. L. D.etgl.. malto, .red ..Ila «■»■ a very bad condition; .You all other parts of the body, and rids the bloixl of any and all poisons. S. S. S. , quite correct, my .boy. The fact is— 03.00 ..d 93.HO .1^.. than any oth.r manat act urao tn »Aw cures Eczema, Tetter, Acne, Salt Rheum, Poison Oak and Ivy, Nettle Rash, but this is confidential, you know— certainly know what to take, MO noold. bac.ua. ihay bold thalo^^Jt F/lff and all other skin troubles, anil cures them permanently by removing every that 1 got my start by buying one or ana.., fit baftao, waao Ionita, and then take it —Ayer’s Sarsa f'olor .oa of araatar value than any other Xyr/eto tract of the cause from the blood. Special book on Skin Diseases and any two newspapers.—Chicago Tribune. 1'ird ahoaa in the arortd to-day. vm parilla. If you doubt, then aiadica* advice desired furnished free to all who write' Exrluuvely. "Johnny, why don’t you be a good W. L. Douglas $4 and $5 Gil* Edge Shoes Cannot Be Equalled At Any Price consultyourdoctor. Weknow THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA. GA» boy like your brother Willy?” tiie .J...» — w« RnbetUut». •R* W. I* Do,.flag name and prior I■ atamped : on *--•-• bottom. Tntr ' mailed from fa<-tory factory to ar any part of tha world. Illua- • 7’7, ,'l‘t beHt dealers every where. Rhoee ¡nailed mother was sternly admonishing her tiated (.’Maloa free to any addreaa. W. r- ■ • ». DULGIiAN, « llrufktu», Mn»». what he will say about this naughty Son. “Willy he be grand old family medicine. President some »lay, wh will Sold for over 60 years. have to dig in the sewer.” in Only Ona er,” wailed Willy, "can't Thi« U the flrut qtiMtlon yonr doctor would NG WORK FOR 0011 aak: “Are your b<>w« la regular?” He knows sewer sometimes too?” that daily action of th« bowels is absolutely essential to recovery. Keen your liver active THE I BEST PEOPLE Weekly. and your bowels regular by taking laxative Is positiva prwf °f the reliabititv and confidence our pa- ever,will’cbe* Toor food properly «nd thoroughly, dose« of Ayer’s Fill«. “ Professor," said Mrs. Haswell to tienia Nave in «it. Specieliete «Iweyt in attendance, • hue Tour look, are improved bevand'den ription. ■aeuring prompt and courteouo attention,, igpty attend A hollow tooth that la now uaeieaa van be filled and the distinguished musician who had That fa byJ.C Ager Co.. Lowell, H«««. ant «Kaye proaont. crowned eo that it ia oared for probably a lifetime. •■ur«ctur«ra of reen engaged at a high price to enter Reliable peurloee FWntiete — °ur reputetioe for To aecure the bert reaWta you «.net aecure the HAIR VIOOS. reliability aae tboroughnoaa ia well rotabliebeA bigbeat grade of abill.. tain her guests, "what was that lovely AGIT CURE. G«ood Wort end Quick Service. • Fsemination free and invited. W ben deaired yon »»lection you played Just Mow? ” "That, CHEKRV PECTORAL. ‘•AMD IT DIDR T HUIT B 1IT” can bar* T. P. W iae ar my peraonal aerviee. madame.” be answered, glaring at her, Ytkloleee Retmction, SB aente. Retraction Vetn Ou» fcrew ia ao *r«nized that wo can do *h«a platae or bodfoa are ordoead. Pietro end up. aâtt Tua 9TM T9 9W 9 99L9 19 99K 999. -was an improvisation." "Ab. yet», I Beet Plqeo W .—Parhape v«ur tootb W»r tecoeio ' isur entire Crown, Hrida« and Plate Work No. 17-0« •» war Ira» th* it i» teqpaeeildo to BrmiO At • abridge remember now. I knew It was an old Tbon tho «IJ etumpo era neoieao’d without caving you tbo Always remember the full name. Ix>ok favorite, but I couldn’t tblnW of the •lifhteet pavn, and a ta Bttad If «•• pleto prr fioctlp it Will loofe *«11 and perform ite>«r|| ef masticating name of it to save me." hicago Trlb- yoee WbM*torilp Be ith mt po voeie' ovponenco in for this signature on every box. 25c. gO HATES une. that »»rfc >iU guerentoo eM^rtion in o*ore «W* * J>yrup>ffiös ó ^EhxirtfSennn A Effect^ CALIFORNIA Jf<; S r Co. INSURE YOUR HEALTH iND COMFORT 'its1 SLICKER CURES .SKIN DISEASES ST JACOBS OIL Pale, Thin, Nervous ? 20 YEARS IN PORTLAND “Bromo Quinina** Laxativo Bromo Quinino Csoeea < r 4 Mr.dqe Worn —It’» • a^eme to oe«< fear pwnei »ppoevanca »nd rein you/ d^raeion from Ike Mk* of.tooth to’pro>erlv m sail cote sear food, »ben • hr'dqr* »•» •" «applied that Vill ceuso no dieromfert whet- w. a . wise Mistake« and Their Sequel. We alt make mistakes. The only difference Is that some of us get paid handsomely for tying so and others get fined trounced.—Nashville A werb