Bandon recorder., May 28, 1908, Image 2

while hs» cake«, maple Mrup. rat porn
tuid pie are easily eliminated, and.
therefore, harmonious with what Pro­
fessor Metchnikoff calls orthobiosis
Catte W«A
Too much school causes eye strain, and
eye strain causes dyspepsia, nervous
BANDON
ness and inability to do work of a high
clast. Too much musvubir exertion e.x
Rni*»n Takahlra »iys talk of war hausts a system Ivblch has weak S(w>t»
With Japan Is Inhuman. It certainly Is or low functional energy. Science
•ilrflity tiresome.
•'his|x*rs that enough llfx-rty for a I k >.\
Is as necessary as enough discipline;
It is getting to lx» quite a while since tlffit growth is the»mnln obj«»t In rais
Hark Twain has lost money lu any­ Ing him, what he knows or how .lie Is-
thing.
haves being useful, but of less conse
queue. It teema that ths boy <»f tin
Here Is a question that lias often future is to have a «impiété redrew,
•other«! us - Is marriage always a suc- of all the grievances which afflicted the
eess when It Is not a failure?
boy of the past.
BINDON RECORDER
OveT 7,000 people committed suicide
la Prussia last year. Evidently the
gospel of hojx» la much needed In that
country.
▲ Congretonmn who bas talked him-
•elf Into- Congres» quits naturally feels
that he must , do a lot of talking after
•e gets títere.
Politi«» not only make« sträng» bed-
tellows, but It generally l»ade to a
quarrel as to wta* aliuukd tiara th» mid-
di« of the Iasi.
Tins» astronomer» »bo heve br»n
discovering water on Mars might bar*
4Lax>veewl a h>t of It nearer bon» if
they t«a«l Ue»«l this way.
Hetty Green says; “I'd rwtber tast«
toy daughter marry a
Ute news
«taper man than any worthies» duke in
th» world.” Ia this ber cholo» of tw«u
•vil»?
It’s herd to tell whstbsr Rockefeller
or Csrumfie was right atout that golf
•Lors. Perhai», however, John D. un-
•oAwlously gave himself a rebate from
tuere for«» of habit.
who
Meanwhile
the
watclvnsn
catch«» a burglar in the «c< and shoots
with fatal effect nesd not fear that a
xvronar'e Jury will band hiiu anything
worse than bouquets.
Chari«» M. Schwab has shirked Lx>n-
dou by wearing a tup hwt with a short
coat, but we are assured tliat tw haa
never wpirarMl anywhere with tan
•ho*» and a elawhammer.
A tTMcago wotuin ha» Ju»t rwx>ver»«!
ber hearing after haring besn deaf for
twenty year». Her neighbors can now
Work overtime telling her of the g-olp
•be tulMed durit» all th«t tim».
All the main questions arising out of
the general forestry problem are dis­
cussed, or at least touched upon, in the
report of the Secretary of Agriculture
on the southern Appalachian and White
Mountain watersheds. The report was
made for the purpose of informing Con­
gress as to the advisability of purchas­
ing and setting aside the regions men­
tioned as national forest reserves.
Whatever Congress may do in the mat­
ter, the reiwt and all kindred discus­
sion of forests have great value in edu­
cating the country. On the proper care
of forests In public and private hands
depends primarily the supply of lumber
for all future time. ■ The Insistence of
experts on this point ha» stimulated In­
tereats In scientific cutting, the treat­
ment of land which has t*en cut over,
the protection of standing wool and
young growth from fire. More than
this, we have learned the value of trees
In preventing the washing away of val­
uable soil and the consequent clogging
of watercourses. Without trees the
rains wear the land down to the bone;
the melting snows run unchecked in
the spring and cause destructive
floods; streams which furnish power to
mills cannot have a regular flow, and
reservoirs for public water supply can­
not be maintained. Moreover, entomol­
ogists tell us that a rapid diminution
of forest trees In any region destroys
the balance between tree life and the
Insect life that preys upon It, and so
Increases the burden on fruit and
shade trees. The problem thus affects
not only the lumberman and the Indus­
tries that depend on wood, but the
whole community. Nature hns estab­
lished a relation between the forests of
the North and the water that flows by
New Orleans. Knowledge of this rela­
tion la a bond between the states be­
yond the power of politics to make or
break. The public is becoming educated
In the science of fonstry and In the
greater science of mutual dependence
and responsibility.
Coquille Steam Laundry
NOSLER A MORRISON, Props.
FIRST-CLASS LAUNDRY WORK
Of «very kind don. on short notice
and at re^unabl« prices.
SATISFACTION IS GUARANTEED
Se" Onler* It-ft on M-.mlati u th our Banflow
ac«nt. A. O. TROWBRIDGE, will lie riven care­
ful attention and deloarad in Bandon at tha auur«
Friday avemnra.
COQUILLE, OREGON.
MUCH WORK, MANY IDLERS.
1JE recent great increas. lit the number of
unemployed able-liodied men and the simul­
taneous cry from the farm districts for
more help draw sharp attention to an In­
congruous condition. The problem of in­
ducing able-bodied men to remitin upon or
return to the farms is one that becomes
moi'e difficult, and yet more insistent, every day. It must
be solved, somehow, if the prosperity of the country Is
to continue It is little wonder that the President and
his cabinet are forced to consider the subject, with a
View 'to lending federal assistance in disposing of It.
It would be poor bpsines» policy, and worse charity,
to feed the "army of unemployed" in the large cities
while the farms are lacking laborers. If any among the
unemployed .are sick, or unable to stand the strain of
hard work, let other provision be made for them; but
there Is no excuse for the encouragement of Idleness and
vice by feeding able-bodied fellows who will not go Into
the country. Any uneniplo.v«!, able-bodied man who re­
fuses an opportunity to go Into the country to work, pre­
ferring to bask In the bright light of the city, should
be convicted as a vagrant and made to build roads.—
Washington Post.
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PUBLIC SHOOL BUILDINGS.
INCE the terrible Collinwood catastrophe
testimony Is piling up to show that the de­
plorable conditions existing In that ill-fat«!
School building prevail In many conimuul-
ties and that little or no effort has been
made to Improve them. But the frightful
sacrifice of young lives has stirred the au
thorlties to action, and. goaded by public sentiment, they
are now strenuously seeking to remove the defects and
minimize the dangers from fires.
Rlehar.l L.'Humphrey, engineer in charge of the struc­
tural materials laboratories of the government, declares
it Is providential that more of these holocnusts have
not occurred. He says the conditions existing In th«» Col­
linwood school building are common to many public
buildings throughout tlie country, and the first essential
is to pass laws ptohibiting the erection of structures ex­
cept of the highest fire-resisting type. Drills in public
schools are all right in their way, to teach self-control,
but are quite useless in a great emergency. And the
mere enactment of preventive laws is of no avail unless
the people demand their enforcement.’
In the matter of wliools, theaters and other public In­
stitutions. H wou'ld seem to be lmp.»rtant that the struc­
tures tie limited in height, and Superintendent Van Cléve
of tlie Toledo schools has seriously advanced the prop-
Grantlaftd HUw «Inga: “If ever I
Should write a ln>k. I’d mak« luy hero­
Grairt-
ine a «Mik.”—Houston Post,
• ttekl*« (• lb* »iMwrvvwbl« ynk.
land will <»f tie«'«salty hava • polk*-
It Is th» man who can stick to the
<uau for a hero If they are to Lu»rrj lu
di»»gre*able
Job, do It with energy and
the last chapter;
vim, the man who can force himself to
Mr Edlwin says hie sucres la du« to do g«H»1 work when he do»« not feel
2 ¡>er ceut genius and 'JN per like doing It—in other words, the man
cent bard work.
And yst ■orna who Is master of hlmaelf, who has »
aim who think tlwy «re sadowsd with great purpose, and who holds hlnmelf
ON per <wit genius aie! do 2 per cent to his alm. whether It is agreeable or
bant work wouder why they get only disagreeable, whether he feels like It
or <1oes,not feel like It—that wins.
S2 a day.
It is easy to do what Is agreeable, tG
A New York paper assert» that Mrs. keep at the thing we like and are en­
Hetty Green 1« known In Hoboken, thusiastic about; but it takes real grit
Where whe occupies an ei|wnalre «19 a to try to put our whole soul into that
UMtiith a;«artji«eut, a» "Miss Warring which Is distasteful and against which
«on.” It ia one of Mrs. Hetty'a un- our nature protests, but which we are
doubted rights to live and travel lu- compelled to do for the sake of others
oqftiito if she ch<H>«e« aiat probably who would suffer If we did not do It.
To go every morning with a stout
It doesn't <s»t an extra cent to do IL
heart and an elastic step, with courage
Residents In many parts of New and enthusiasm, to work which we are
England were awakened one extremely not fitted for and were not intend«! to
cold night early in February by k>ui! do. work against which our very na­
•a ph «ions and alight tremblings of tlie ture protests, Just b«’ause it Is our
earth. They ttoiught there had l«eeu duty, «nd to keep this up, year in and
•n earthquake, and vers sure of it year out. require heroic qualities—O.
when they found erwrka In the ground S. Warden in Success Magazine.
•n Inch or two wide «nd from forty to
• hundred feet king. Hut when geolo­
gists were «swiaultad, ttiey «aid that tlie
craa ka. as well aa ti«« explosions. were
caused by U>e frost, ami were a repeti­
tion In frozen earth of the rumblings
•nd shaking that acwsnpany the freez-
'ug of « pond tn very eoK weather.
It Is no disparagement of the Quern
of Portugal, a woman of sterling quail
ties as the wearer of a crown, to sug­
gest that her fearlessness and spirit of
Self saerlfii«» in the face of peril have
almost Innumerable parallels In the
unwritten annals of ths bumble and
nt«sciirs. The mother of royal station
who would shield her son from the rifle
of the a»sns»ln commands, very prop­
arly, the admiratlou of men and women
In all walks of life. The mother who
endures grinding poverty’ in order that
•lie may give her children the advan
tage of education, who nurses them
through the most dangerous forms of
disease, putting her own life In Jeoji-
grdy thereby. Is equally worthy of re­
verence and praise. It Is gratifying to
know that the world abounds In women
of this tyi>e. If this were not the case,
our civilization would rest upon an un­
stable foundation.
Boyhood had dimly outlin«l but.
Strong Impressions when It was dlda«»-
tleally notified that John Quincy Ad­
ams anti other classic wortlihw broke
the river's Ice to take the morning bath
in «-inter Tlie tx>y felt that there was
•uniewbsre • fallacy In the New E:i
glsinl tendency to «»teem ■ thing
f»l««sse<l btx'aus» It was painful. The
boy's lmpr««sslon Is at last vtndlcat«l
i«y srience. for ■ hygienist «ayw Unit
there la In Jumping from bed to bath a
Visg of suddenly sh«s«fclng the blood
Bipiiiy into dangerous pla<«S. Other
hygl-.mists conclude tlxat pie and Hau­
lage are Superior to iieef chicken and
Isksd I» hiis Protsld foods are likely
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osition that no building for school purposes should have
more than two stories. Such a school, built of lire resist­
ing material, with numerous broad exits and ample stair­
ways, would afford the protection that every community
should give its children. Nor should the exiiense which
so radlnl a change in.school construction entails be con­
sidered for a moment. •
Better to spiqid millions on our school buildings and
make them safe, than to save money by the construction
of charriel houses. It is i»oor consolation to the taxpayer
that he lias economized at the sacrifice of his own flesh
and blood .--Toledo Blade.
FARMS AND THE UNEMPLOYED. .
HERE is no reason why any- man In ths
United States should starve, or even why
any man should be out of employment, no
matter what the conditions of business.
Iu Louisiana, for example, there are 27,-
000,000 acres of land, of which only 6,000,-
000 are cultivated.
Planters with large
tracts stand rea«1y to aid every man who Is willing to
help himself, They will sell him all the land he needs
on ten years’ credit, or will allow him to farm on shares,
providing him with a house, a horse and a mule, suffi-
cient ae«I to plant crops, and provide farming Imple-
luents:
Yet -with the whole country full of such opportunities,
large cities swarm with men who complain that they
cannot get work, and municipalities are at their wits’
end to find some way to help the unemployed. The farms
of the nation contain the only solution of this problem.
— Dea Mollits News.
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BOOTS-SHOES
You can’t expect to get ,$2
worth for <1, but you can get
your moneys worth at
M. BREUER’S
Dealer in Boote and Shoes
Repairing Neatly and Promptly Done
at Lowest Living Prices.
Lewin’s Meat Market
All Kinds of
Meats & Provisions
Furnished at living prices. A share
of the public patronage solicited
PEARL HARBOR A NEGLECTED OPPORTUNITY.
UR annexation of Hawaii, our development
of vast political ns well as commercial In­
terests ill the Pacific and the obvious desir­
ability of developing our coast defenses and
naval auxiliaries according to a consist­
ent and adequate plan, all bespeak the need
of making that finest natural harbor in
the Pacific a place of service in peace and of security in
war. Its value to commerce would be great. Its value
in war would be inestimable, and It would, as has well
been suggest«! In Congress, be one of the strongest pos-
sible factors for the prevention of war in the Pacific
Ocean. After nil these years of neglect and in view of
existing condition« at tlie present day, it seems hot ex­
travagant for the naval affairs committee to say, as it
does, that every consideration of national honor and
policy calls for the prompt equipment of l’earl 'harbor
as an Impregnable naval base.—New York Tribune.
al] sorts of things. The idea of hfs
calling me ‘Miss Peters!’ He's G5 years
old."
“I don’t care If he's a hundred.” said
the young man. “I don't like it. lie's
a widower, Isn’t he?”
"Why, no," replied the girl. "He’s
married and got two grandchildren."
"I don’t see why that’s any reason
The young man
the tightly for his patting you on the cheek.”
“I want him to pat me on the cheek."
creawsl trousers
badly winkled
“Very well, then," said the young
brow hail maintained qn ominous si­
'man,
sternly, "If you want to flirt
lence for several minutes after the old­
er people had left the room. It wns with him it's very certain that you
prefer
only when he rose and made for the can't care much for me. If you
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door that the girl asked him what wus him to me all I can say-is-
"All I can say Is that if you don't
the matter. Then he paused.
. "As if you didn't know,” he said Dit­ sit down and behave yourself I'ui go­
ing to send you home and I won't see
terly.
“Why, of course I don't know,” said you again for a w«»k.” said the girl.
The young man hesitat«! for a mo­
the girl.
"Of course not,” said the young man. ment and then seated himself. “But,
“Oh,, well,” said the girl, with i a honest, you don't need to light his pipe
for him,” he said. “You' can let him
•cornful lift of her eyebrows, "if you
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want to go 1 wouldn’t k«i> you for light his own pipe."—Chicago Daily
News.
anything. Good night.”
"You know perfectly well,” «ir U1 th»
WOMEN SELLING MEATS
young man.
“I suppose you don’t like the way N«w York Has a tlulrhrr Shop
aiy
hair Is done,” ventured the girl.
Which la Said to He I nlqae.
To« Mae* G«lf.
lifting her hand to her coiffure, “I
In
a big uptown market in which
Robert J. Burdette, the fainoue ....
hu-
morlst. during a r«v»nt visit On New thought |H>rbap» you wouldn't, but 1 there are sold not only meats of all
didn't think you would fake It quite kinds but vegetables and canned goods
York talked shout golf.
“It 1« • grvst game,” he said to a re­ • « much to heart. Will you wait while nnd some other lines of groceries us
weli there are employed as salespeo­
porter. “Do you have It here? in mir 1 go upstairs and put It up?”
“I don't Intend to lie laugh«! out <ef ple In the butcher's department a con­
beautiful Los Angele« we play It all
the year round’ We have It on the It,” said the young man, gloomily. siderable number of young women, says
the New York Sun.
brain there. Golf cauwal a Ixw Ange­ "You know it’s not that.".
"All I know is that you've been act'
In this market all tlie fresh me.i’e
le« minister to make a terrible slip In
Ing all the evening as if I had done are kept in showcases. The cutting,
the pulpit the other Sunday.
sawing and chopping are done by man
"The afteriBxai before this Sunday something to offend you.”
"I suppose you cbuldn't help lighting butchers, hut there are kept on hand
tlie niinlstrr. who is an enthusiastic
golfer, hdd txwai nearly heartbroken by hfs pipe for film," said the young man. large quantities of cut meats all ready
the hsa of a match game that had "And you couidn't help putting your for delivery, which are sold by .young
*vm«I entirely his. But after playing I hand on his shoulder while you were women.
superbly, lie fell off «t the end. and his doing it. All I can say.is that I'm not
There are long glass counter show­
opponent boat him out. Thia must going to stand It.”
cases set parallel and with a sufficient
"Why, Henry Grommel !” exclaimed space between them for the saleswom­
have weigh«! on the minister’s mind,
for when lie rose In the pulpit the next the girl. "Is that What It was? I al- en to stand in. You walk along these
morning to announce Ills text, he be­ • ays light bls pipe for him.
showcases nnd look down into them
"And it wasn't only tluit. It was— nnd make your choice. I-n one section
gan solemnly:
" ‘What shall It pn»flt a man If lie well, ft was tlie whole thing. The way of these showcases you would find long
gain the whole world and Jose the last 1 you acted and the way he. acted. What lines of turkeys and chickens, fowls of
business did be have patting your all sizes and weights. In another sec-
hole?’ "
cheek.
”
'tlon you would find sirloin steaks, big
latoxIcateS with III* Work.
“Why, lie"always pats my eh««k. I and little, fat and lean, thick and thin,
Not long ago 1 asked a young man
. •
You can look down Into the showcases
how he was getting along, and he said. don’t mind It.”
"I- am Just Intoxicated with work. I I “You didn't seem to,” said the young and pick out exactly the sort of steak
"of course, I you want
cannqt get enough of it, I Just ache man, sarcusti<nily.
every morning to get to my task, .and bai.-n t any right loobjset if you don’t
Same as to pot roasts; twenty or
I leave It with the same regret at mind it; all the same. If It hadn't tieen •thirty of’ theih hep» tivetltbr. each tied
night that a horn artist lays down his for making a seen«» I .should have had Up ready for delivery, and you can sp»
brush when the twilight cuts him off.” , It out with him .right there. He cer- and pick out exactly the one you want;
There Is no need of anxiety about the ' talnly has his nerve with him.”
and tlie same as to r!b roasts. And
“Why, Henry, you silly; he doesn't here, cut ready, are pork sparerllis for
future of a young man who fa<»es his
mean anything by It. It's Just tss-ause roasting, fat and lean and all trimly
work In this spirit.
he likes me-"
arranged so that you can see them and
■•iwlit and Betne^a.
"I supi>ose it Is. I'm not going to get Just what you want; and In other
“IS he wed to do?"
• sta.’’d for It. though. And another s«»t!ons you -find soup .meat ami soup
"Not exactly. Ills affairs are «■flat
___ thing, I don't care about his calling bones and cbojvped meat»; 1 r> short, In
I should describe as being at the lone j ’ you sweetheart.’ I don't hilnd his those counter showcases you will fin«!
some stage. He Is neither rich enough calling you 'Ma^el' so much, though I cut meats of every description, ho that
to be sought after nor poor enough to don't see why, he can't address you ns you cannot only select the. piece that
have to hustle." - Wnshhjgton Star.
i [ ’Miss . Peters.' Just the same ns any-, you want, but you know as you look at
I body else. He’s alt«jgether too famil­ It Its etact cost.
We don't care to hear n man talk
And nil those cut meat* are sold by
aboqt a thing he doesn't understand, iar, nfid you encourage him in It."
“I'd be ashamed if I were you’," sftld the young womoB precisely as they
nnd that we don't understand.
the girl. "He's known me all my life, would sell laces or rtblmns or gloves
Ever notice how some people sit witte ever since I was a baby, nnd he's nl- You look along till you find Just wliat
Wide-open uwuths when you talk?
wavs itought me candy and dolls and I you want and the saleswoman takes it
out of the showcase and wraps It up to
be handed over to you If you desire’to
carry It home yourself, or to be deliv­
ered by the market's wagons.
There are regularly employed In this
market. In the cut meat department,
from thirty to thirty five saleswomen,'
with an extra force of twenty-five,
making about sixty altogether, on Sat­
urdays. They all wear black dresses
with trim white aprons, the aprons be­
ing supplied by the market. This mar­
ket has employed saleswomen In Its cut
meat department for three years.
There are other markets In the cltj
In which cut meats are display«! in
and sold from counter showcases, but
this Is probably the only one in the
city, or for that matter in tlie country.
In which saleswomen are employed to
sell the meats.
Coat a mei,
I often think with envy of the days of
long ago.
When men wore ruffled shirta and walk»«)
so Rtately and so slow.
Their legs incased in brcechee. garment»
typical of ensf.
And not, like modern trousers, often bag-
gy at th* knees;
'llielr long hair, nicely powdered, deftly
done up in a queue—-
A ehiniug silver buckle on each glossy
low-cut • shoe
And »oft. smooth, silken stockings on
their »hapely swelling calve»—
Oh, our grandpa' weren't accustomed to
do anything by halves!
I think of them with envy—then, again.
1 <l.i not know.
it » pre‘»v hard to get there when you
have io so so slow ;
And ruffled shirts in laundries would
hardly last a week ;
And calves in silken Hto<-kings mast fee)
shivery, ho to speak.
And breeches may be easy, but some
men's calves don't swell;-
And powdered queues are picturesque, but
as for comfort—well,
I guess I'd rather have my hair clipped
short, and I'll ngree
That, on the whole, tlie modern Style 1«
good enough for me!
—Somerville Journal.
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Proprietor
LEWIN,
Furnished Rooms
AT
THE PACIFIC
MRS. SARAH.COSTELLO
Nice clean rooms 25c and 50c a
night; $1.25 a weak; |5 a month
OREGON
BANDON
BANDON TRANSFER CO.
C. H. PATTERSON A SON
Dray awd Gaasral Dalivs '•
f Ma*ta all bcaiW. All aailara >wn<ll*<l w <h care
■ANDON
OREGON
Clarence Y. Lowe
■ANDON, OREGON
Druggist and Apothecary
T« ju»t in receipt of a new and fre«h stock of
Drugs and Chemicals, Patent and Pro­
prietary Preparations, Toilet Articles,
Druggists Sundries, Perfumes, Brushes
Sponges, Soap, Nutsand Candies, Cigars
Tobaccos ana Cigarettes, Paints, Oils,
Glass and Painters’ Supplies.
A. B. SABI1N
Manufacturer of and Dealer in
All
KlrstJa of
Niiddlsry
Ham«M and SwMlaa Repaired
■ANDON
OftEGON
The Eldorado
RASMUSSEN BROS., Props.
I n<*<»rrl*l ble.
•“My husband Is complaining of your
cooking, Mary.
Maty (roasmirlngly)—Oh, mum, I
don't take any notice of him, for 'tis
the .nature of him to fin«! fault. Ain’t
lie forever complainih' of you, mum?
Illustrated Hits.
Sometime*
Bandon
Oregon
The OPERA
Iwn’t.
It
IlM»S«l»ct Stock of
. I used to spend two hours begging
a girl for a kiss.”
“Well?”
“Now I take the kl««s nnd put In the
two hours apologizing, If that much
tlmw be ne ■«•»■<ary."
Care of Olive Oft.
Sfiata Bier on Orauglit
Olive oil is injured by being kept In
the light. When used at the table II
should !>•* removed to a cool dark place
after each meal.
covino UW Tits â TIB NT
llnlly ThoiiicM.
The habit <tf viewing things cheer
fully, anti of thinking about life hope­
fully, may be made to grow up In ur
like any other habit.—Smiles.
GROSS BROS.
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