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THE NEW CHINATOWN.
Thoasinds Are Sick
The Jar of
Coughing
With the grip, cold«, fever«, rbeumsttom.
nearalgla. Many might be well If they bad
only taken Hood'« Sarsaparilla, the great
blood purifier and bealtb-reguiating medi­
cine. It Is a wonderful preventive as well
aa cure. Keep It In your bouae and take it.
„Nayer Without Hood's- I have taken
Hood s Sarsaparilla for indigestion, and
reootuinend it to others for that complaint. It
1* an excellent medicine and I keep it on
hand.
A. 8. H« atu . Adam* Centre, N. Y.
Kidney Trouble— "I had kidney trouble.
A friend recommended Hood's Sarsaparilla.
I tried one bottle and found I was better, took
th reemo re and recovered.” B bnj . Lexis.«, au
Village Street. Boston. Mass.
Jaundice — “I hail a «evere case of
jaundice and fell from 145 to 90 lbs. in weight.
A friend advised taking Hood's Sarsaparilla
and when 1 Unit taken three bottles was up
*d on my feet.” J osiph Lewis, 19 Alpina
Street, Boston. Mas». ,
Hood's Sarsaparilla 1« «old everywhere.
In the usual liquid, or In tablet form called
•areatebe. 1(M> Dose« One Dollar. Pre­
pared only by C. I. Hood Co., Lowell, Ma««.
Masculine Brutality.
Mrs. Jenner I-Ate Ondego had been com-
*«lled to abandon a contemplated trip up
the Nile, in consequence of the financial
stringency, and was weeping softly.
“Crocodile tears,” commented bar UQ-
feel ing husband.
The French government has adopted a
method of treating macadamized roads
with hot coal tar thinned with about 10
par cent of oil. The cost is said to work
aut at about eight-tenths of a cent a
mjuare yard.
Korea is probably more responsive to
missionary effort than any oriental coun­
try. A Methodist missionary writes: "ft
is my honest conviction that had we the
proper missionary force Korea would be a
Christian nation in five or ten years."
Red seema to be the most popular
af national colors, if flags may be used
as criterions. Of the twenty-five lead­
ing national flags nineteen have red in
them. No other color is so much used.
Experiments made by German scient­
ists show that butter keeps best when
preserved with from 3 to 5 per cent of
salt, If the proportion of salt is higher
than that the results are less satisfac-
Wry.
It
What
Is For,
Wife—Must you go to the club to-
night, dear?
Husband—It isn't absolutely neces­
sary. but I need the rest.—Life.
The Queen of Italy offered an Interna
tional cup to be presented to the first
aeronaut who succeeds in crossing thi
Alps by balloon.
i
E. BURTON.—AMayer ar3 Chemist.
H OWARD
Leadville, (’olorud'k Hpeviinen prices: Gold
Mil ver, L**ad, tl ; Gold, Sil ver, 75c; Gold, &'-><■; Zinc 01
Copper, |1. Cyanide t**«ti*. Mailing envelopes and
full price list oent oq application. Control and Um­
pire work solicited.
Reiureucei Carbonate N»
liunal Bank.
BY
MAIL
DANCE
LEARN TO
The Signal Corps of th»- War Depart­
ment h:is made public specith-atlon.s fol
the construction of a dirigible balloon
to be used in a series of tests at Fort
Myer next spring. Proposals Jo’r fur­
nishing the balloon will be opened at
the department on Jan. 15 next. Ths
balloon Is to consist of a gas bag of
silk, to be covered with an aluminum
preparation. Thf material for the bag
and the hydrogen with which it will t»e
inflated wfii be furnished by the gov­
ernment. The dimensions and shapa of
the bag will be lcfii to the'bidders, ex­
cept that the length must not ex<s>ed
120 feet. It must be designed to carry
two persons having a combined weight
of 350 pounds; also at least 100 pound!
of ballast. A speed of twenty miles as
hour in still air is desired, and th«
scheme of ascending, descending and
maintaining equilibrium must be based
on shif’ing weights, movable planes 01
some method which will not necessi­
tate balancing or changing of positloi
by thb aeronaut. The balloon musl
have all the fittings necessary for suc­
cessful and continuous flights. It will I
be accepted only after a trial flight t®
be held at Fort Myer next spring.
In a recent address at New York
City Francis E. Leupp, commissioner of 1
Indian affairs, took occasion to reply to
some of the criticisms that have been
made regarding the treatment of tha I
Indians by his bureau. He outlined
the present policy of the government as
that of absorbing the Indian into the
xxhlte man's civilization, thus reversing
the old policy of assisting him In his
ardent desire of keeping as separate
from the white man as be possibly
could. He expressed the opinion that
the final solution of the problem would
be reached by intermarriage. He de­
scribed tlie success of the government
in making the Indian work; even th«
Utes, be said, were now working on the
railroads and helping to build up the
country of which they xvere a part The
commissioner said it was true that
about 85 per cent of the Indians that
went to Indian schools, such as Car­
lisle and others, and went back to the
reservations sooner or later reverted to
the blanket But their children started
away ahead of where their parents did. I
so that the schooling was by no mearu
wasted.
An unusual view of the army ha.
lately been presented In a coniplalnl
over the decrease in strength of th«
coast
artillery regiments. The Tenth
. ,,
Company, for instance, which mustered
a hundred and one men In 1900, wai
able to get out only fourteen in th«
ranks in October. The explanation of­
fered Is that the men In the coast artil­
lery receive training in some branch ol
mechanics, and can get employment
outside at good wages. One officer In­
structed his company in the art of tel-;
ephone repairing, and made the meo
so efficient that the telephone company
In tlie neighboring city offered them
sixty and seventy dollars a month, and
In the Laundry, Kitchen, Toilet and
In some cases bought the discharge ol
Nursery Is a Cleanser and Purifier.
AH dtmlerM.
Booklet, han.pie hi ><1 Parlor Care the men, so that they might begin work
Game 'WHIZ” 11-« Pncitio C ouh L Boras (Jo.. Oak before their enlistment expired. If the
nd. Ca«.
army can train its men as effectively
ns this, it ought to be a pretty good
T q „
school.
LIMONI 250
Walts, Two Ntvp, Three HUp,
etc. Dance ronipletely taogtit
aa« guaranteed In four le.sona
Prof Wai XX III m . ii , rt
mule T eam
BORAX
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ba r.
Ferry’« Seeds
are the !>• st knovrn and
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the in«t reliable svetlH grown.
Eve' y pack age has behind It the reputation
of a house whoae buatueas standards are the
In tnv trad« .
Fere»’« 1 De® Meed 4nnual will be mailed FREE
to *11 applicant*. It contain* colored ¡»lat»-*. ninny
mmj ' hv ' iga and full description«, price* and direction«
f«r planting <>ver
varieties of Vegetable aud
Flower Herds Invaluable to all. Hand for it.
D. M. FKBRY a OO„ Detroit, Mloh.
Steel-Clad Grubber
llw.l. », Stroaq.41,
I mio I lisa died
Grabber
Made.
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with
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Sila I m DrtCTfplIr» Citral.r Sad Pries
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JOHN S. BEALL, Ms nuia&are*
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« FortlM<L Orck«B
THE MEN WHO KNOW
THE SUPERIOR
QUALITIES OF
SUCKERS. SWTS
AND HATS )
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According to Terence V. Powderly
formerly grapd master of the Knights
of Lalor anil now connected with the
government Bureau of Immigration, ex­
tensive railroad building In Italy, tha
approach of the presidential election
and scare headlines in the newspapers,
aside from the financial flurt-y, are the
' causes for the ¡.resent exodus of aliens
from tlie Fnlted States. “No alarm
nets! be felt because of the ebb In tlie
tide.” he says. “There Is more work
to do In this country than there ex er
was before; there is a necessity .for
men and women to do It, and the first
months of the next year will see a re­
turn of aliens, who will be aid* to II ih I
remunerative employnjeni in this coun­
try.”
The War Department hM publisher
1 general order of the President requir­
put them to the hard­
est tests in the rough­
est weather.
Get the original
Towerfc Fish Brand
made since 1836
csrzio« rate roK me as nr. va
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If there are not forty-eight star,
on tlie flag within a year or two it
will not be for lack of effort on the
part of Arizona and New Mexico, A
convention of delegates from every
part of New Mexico adopted resolu­
tions the other day demanding the ad­
mission of the territory as a State.
The governor of Arizonn has reported
that the statehood sentiment in that
territory is stronger than ever before.
Bills were introduced in the Senate on
the first working-day of 'the session of
Congress, providing for the creation
of two now States out of the territo­
ries. As the effort to pass a Joint
statehood bill has been abandoned. It
Is now necessary for the two territo­
ries to convince Congress that they are
worthy to be admitted to the family of
States.
v 5 A
No. 7-0«
II KN writing to ad vartlseO pleas*
mention this paper.
ing every field officer to make each year
practice marches of three consecutive
lays of not less than thirty mil«»« each.
In his order the President says It is
Inst as much the duty of trmy offl rs
'to pursue such habits as will maintain
a ¡Uiyslcal condition fit for active ser­
vice as to cultivate their minds fur ths
iDtellRCtual dut.«« of tin-ff
pro-
fesslati."
Hammer blows, steadily ap­
plied, break the hardest rock.
Coughing, day after day, jars
and tears the throat and lungs
until the healthy tissues give
way. Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral
stops the coughing, and heals
the torn membranes.
“I always keep Aver’« Cherry Pectoral tn
th« house. It given perfect relief whenever
any of us have cough* or hard cold*. I have
used it for a great mm y year* and ao know
all about it ”—M kb . M art O ujcbtkam , Varys-
burg, N.Y.
Made by J. C Ajror Co , Lowell, Maee.
▲ i*o niduuiketurere of
SARSAPARILLA.
PILLS.
HAIR VIGOR.
Biliousness, constipation retard re­
covery. Cure these with Ayer's Pills.
It* Landing Effect.
"Ripsling, did you ever convert any-
body to your way of thinking by your
street corner oratory?”
"I know of one, anyhow, and it made
a changed man of him.”
“What is he doing now?”
“He's in the insane asylum, Ruggles;
in the insane asylum. A glimpse of the
truth was too much for bis modernized
intellect.”
Hocky.
Tenderfoot—I hear you have started
np a new quartz mill. How are you do-
ing with it?
Mine Owner—Gnoi«s1v. thank you.
Opinion of
m
< onnoi««eur.
“Mr. Spoonamore, don’t you think ■
kiss 295 seconds in duration is a great
deal too long to be agreeable?”
"Well, that depends entirely on the—
er—desirability of the kissee.”
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is gus anteed to cure any
case of Itching, Blind. -Heeling or Protruding
Piles in 6 to 14 da>s or money refunded. 50c.
Have 1 ou f
The new ten-dollar gold piece has arrived,
And we got one in our clutches by a
squeeze;
Have you noticed that the breeches on th»
turkey on the coin
Are considerably baggy at the knees?
—Houston l’ost.
Personal
View of
An Oversight,
XVnyside Conimuni uxgs.
“I want to pay this bill.” he said at
Wareham Long—Wot started the hard
the hotel bar, “but I think you have times, anyway?
Tuffold Knutt—We did. ye ole fool,
made a slight error here in my favor.
I’ve been reading over the extras, and We wus sufferin' witli 'em long 'fore any-
I cannot find that you have charged body else caught 'em.
anything for telling me you thought it
Only One “BROMO QUININE.”
might ruin.”
__ Look
He Dodged.
That is I.AXAT VE BR>M<» Qt'ININE.
for the signature of I-. W. GRoVE. Used the
W orld over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 25c.
“So Burroughs owes you money,
Well, I think he’ll pay you back some
day, but you can’t make him hurry. »»
“Don’t you believe It. The mere
sight of me walking along the street
has made him hurry several times
lately.”—Philadelphia Press.
Mrs. (¡adder (rising to depart!—Well,
you must come and call on me some day.
It's your .urn now.
Mrs. Chillicon-Kearney—Yes: I think
it has been my turn for the last five oz
six times, hasn't it?—Chicago Tribune.
O
Berlin authorities have passed a law
putting a tax on cats, and now when one
of them is found without the metal tag
which shows that the tax has been paid it
is chloroformed.
Mo aers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup the b st remedy to me fur their chilUreu
duriug the teething period.
Ea si I y Understood.
"I love a dim, religious light,” shs
murmured.
“I was brought up In Pittsburg,
too,” he said.
Rt. Vitufl’ Dance nna all fcervons Dianas«!
permanently cured by Dr. Kline ii Great
Hesiorvr. Kend for FREE ^2 trial bottle and
treatise. Dr. R. 1L KlUu, UL. »31 Arch St.. l’biia.,P*k
The rebuilding of San Francisco has
been hampered greatly by the exorbitant
wage schedule. The rates exceed by a
dollar per day the maximum scale in New
York.
CASTOR
IA
For Infanta and Children.
The Kind You Hava Always Bought
SiglatVe of
CXtihln'l Title- the .fob.
Inland graduate came to New
York to seek emplovmeiff. Through a
friend he received an offer of a plac«
as shipping clerk to a certain firm. In
reply he wrote ns follows: "I regret
I that I cannot accept your kind offer of
a position
shipping clerk, but th«
fact Is that i am always sick when on
the water.”—Success Magazine.
An
It.
S-JACOBS OIL
§yruptffTgs
^Elixir^Sonna
acts gently yet prompt-
k on tlie bauds, cleanses
system effectually,
assists ono in overcoming
habitual constipation
permanently. To get its
oene|iciol ejects buy
the ( Genuine.
ALIFORNIA
fie S yrup C o .
W
«Mi1*
Eight-car trains ar. to be run on the
[ftoaton elevated line in the endeavor <0
op« with tin ’rafiD qffered.
“^^V*-80»^aOTTU
of graalar valuo than any olhur^c-^
anaoa Ut tha arorld to-day.
W. L. Douglas $4 and $5 fillt Edge $*oes Cannol Be Equalled Al *nj Pdc*
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W. L D 'UL’lrui name a»,»! pri** 1* ttamp*'1
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Neighborly Cordiality.
STIFF, YEG?
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When the blood is pure, fresh and healthy, the skin will be soft, smooth
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-
- - humor
- ~ takes root i:i th circlj.
and " free from
blemishes, - but when
some acid
lation its presence is manifested by a skin eruption or disease. These
humors get into the blood, generally because of art inactive or sluggish
condition of the members of the body whose duty it is to collect tuid carry
off tlie waste and refuse matter of the system. This unhealthy matter is left
to sour and ferment and s->< 4 the circulation becomes c'...ir -cd with the acid
poison. The blood begins to throw off the humors and acids through the
pores and glands of the shin, producing Eczema, Acne, Tetter, Psoriasis,
Salt Rheum and skirl eruptions cf various kinds. Eczema appears, usually
with a slight redness of the shin followed by pustules fr< m which there
flows a sticky fluid that dries and forms a crust, and the itching is intense.
It is generally on the back, breast, face, arms and legs, though other parts
of the body r.iay be affected. In Tetter the skin dries, cracks and bleeds;'
the acid in the blood dries up the natirral oils of the skin, which are intended
to keep it sc-it find pliant, causing a dry, feverish condition and giving it a
hard, leathery appearance. Acne makes its appearance on the face in the
form of pimples and black heads, while
I suffered with Eczema F-ir forty
years «nd could find nothing to Psoriasis’ comes in scaly patches on differ­
cure me until I tried 8. 8. 8. I ent parts of the body One of the worst
suffered intensely with tl.e itch­
ing-and burning; pustule3 would, forms of skin trouble is Salt Rheum;
form from which tliero flowed a its favorite point of attack is the scalp,
sticky fluid; crusts won! I come on
Toi^on Oak
the ekin and when scratched off sometimes causing baldness.
thoskinwasloft ns raw cs a piece and Ivy are also disagreeable types of skin
of beef. I suffered arrony in the
The humor producing the trouble
long years 1 was ahlicted, but disease.
when I used 8. 8.8.1 found a per­ lies dormant in the blood through the
fect cure. There has never boon
Winter to bret'
anil torment the
Buy return of the trouble.
C. 11. LVAN3,
suffererwith the
of Spring. The best
Stockman, ITeb.
treatment for all skin diseases is S. S. S.
It neutralizes the acids and removes the
humors so that the skin Instead of being
irritated and diseased, is nourished by a
supply of fresh, healthy blood. External
applications of salves, washes, lotions, etc.,
while they soothe the itching caused by
PURELY VEGETABE skin
affections, can never cure the trouble
because they do not reach the blood. S. S. S. goes down into the circulation
find forces out every- particle of foreign matter and restores the blood to its
normal, pure condition, thereby permanently curing every form of skin
affection. Book on Skin Diseases and any medical advice desired scut free
to all W’ho write. S. S. S. is for sale at all first class drug stores.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO,, ATLANTA, CAa
every person and every interest entitled thinking of Fido.”
to care, and a "square deal” that moans
Admiring Constituent—Senator, you exact and honest equality before the law
have your own opinion of this currency (and under constitutional guarantee.”
question, haven't you?
After his return home from Washing-
Senator Lotsmtin—Yes, sir, and I sup­ on Mayor Dahlman of Omaha gave to the
pose I have answered It hundreds of press a corrected statement of his much-
times. It's nobody's business how a man
| liscussed interview with President Roose-
gets bis currency.
j relt.
According to this the President
WET AND DAMP CAUSE
Austrian mines are provided with res­ 1 «aid: “Tell the boys out West that this
COLD IN THE JOINTS
cue chamber, at convenient location, un­ ■¡naneial panic is being placed on my
derground. They are .quipped with food ihoulders by reason of the position I
Have
taken.
If
this
is
true,
it
shows
that
and conveniencea for minera in ca*« of
we are on a rotten foundation, and it only
accidant.
■anfh a few months sooner than it would
lave done otherwise, and it shows we
leeded a housecleaning. You can tell
hem also that I don't care what ex-judges
TAKES OUT THE PAIN AT
jr judges or ex-Governors or Governors
ONCE,REMOVES TH E STIFF-
lay about it.” Mayor Dahlman gays that
NESS.
PREVENTS ITS
I
is this was spoken in the presence of
RETURN. TOO. FINE FOR
eight or ten other persons.as a message
BRUISES, SPRAINS ANO
to tlae West, he felt free to give it out.
SORENESS.
Secretary Taft, who will soon begin the
Prltv asc and 50c.
preparation of an extended report on his
jbservations in the Philippines, in n re­
cent Interview expressed himself as highly
pleased with the progress already made
n the islands. Peace, he says, prevails
ihroughout the Philippines to a greater
•xtent than ever before in their history,
«nd agriculture is proceeding w-ithout fear
from predatory bands. He finds .the na-
fives receptive to education and to mod-
•rn west-•!•»> conceptions of religion and
politics, and says there is no difference
I setween the educated and the ignorant
i Filipino that cannot be overcome by the
SHOtS AT ALL
I »ducatlon of one generation. The Secre-
PRICES, FOR EVERY
, .ary thinks the people should not be in­
MEMBER OF THE FAMILY, -----
trusted with self-government until their
women . M isses ano children .
W. £. Dnuplaa
and aaKa mom "E.^
primary and industrial education is com­
anu|acture3
mon’afJ.AO, 93.OOo»d $3.tiOohooa
plete, and this may require more than a
than any ofhor manutacturor In tha _
generation owing to a lack of funds for
aroald, boc.n/ao ihay bold tholr "^44
■ napn, fit baftae, ataar lunooe, and
: «durational purposes.
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HUMORS IN TIIE BLOOD
rase of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Ha ,’« of William J. Brynn took shape nt tlie
Washington Star.
Catarrh Cure.
F J CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O Jackson Day dinner of the National
We. the undersigned, have known F J. Democratic Club nt Now York.
Ex-
Solicit nd«».
Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe ,him
“Cyrus." hastily exclaimed Mrs. .Tvmes,
perfectly honorable Inal, bulsncss transaction, I'reaident Cleveland sent a letter of re­
and financially able to carry out any obliga­ gret, in which, after expressing his in- “you ought to be careful how you let
tion made bv fils firm
| terest in the success of the party, 1 he Fido eat out of your hand !”
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN,
“Why, there isn't a bit of danger,”
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,O said: "Our country needs conservatism, |
Hall’s Catnrrah Cure I, sken internally, act­ recuperation from nervous prostration, re- 1 »aid
__ Mr. Jymei. “He wouldn't harts a
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur­ instatement of constitutional observance, fly.
face» of the system. Testimonials sent free.
"O, I know there'« no danger
Price 75 cents per bottle. Sold by all Drugg:ata. buoyant, but none the less safe and pru- I
Take Hall'a Family Pilla lor Constipation.
dent, Americanism; scrupulous care of impatiently rejoined bi* wit«,
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San Francisco’s new Chinatown
which has arisen on Mie ruins of tlie
old is ready for occupancy hih I is rap-
idly filling up with merchants and
tradesmen who Were scattered to the
four winds by the terrible earthquake
and fire of a year and a half ago. All
movements looking toward the trans­
fer of the Chinese to a less desirable
part of the city failed utterly, and the
new Chinatown has risen on the site of
the o d, under the shadow of Nob Hill
and touching shoulders with the finan­
cial district. In the first flush of ho]>e
after the catastrophe several plifns
were evolved for moving Chinatown out
toward Telegraph Hill or to some suit­
able part of the Mission district. The
site of old Chinatown was needed for
the expansion of the financial district.
One thing stood in the way of this part
of the “city beautiful” dream. Chi­
nese firms and wealthy Mongolian Indi­
viduals owned much of the property in
Chinatown. They were satisfied with
tile site of their quarter. It was near
the big hotels patronized by eastern
tourists, and It wus not too far from
the water front whence their good«
came. The Chinese refused to sell and
straightway set about rebuilding,
There is a reason why Chinatown
was rebuilt before the other parts ol
the burned area, even before Market
street had been rupaved. The Chinese
property owners had no trouble in get­
ting ready cash. They did not try tc
borrow from San Francisco banks or
even from New York monej’ lenders
The first steamer to China carried long
letters describing the situation. In­
closed were drafts on the treasurer of
the company which backed the San
Francisco firms. The return steamer
brought the gold that was needed and
the Chinese could tell their contractors
to go ahead.
The building department and ths
health authorities insisted that the new
Chinatown be built according to law
and the new Chinatown has, of course
lost such picturesqueness as was found
in the dirt and the squalor and the
tumbledown effect of the old buildings
To offset this, however, there will be a
heavy gain in healthfulness.
SKIN DISEASES
“How did your husband get out of the
building after he had located the gas
Probable Outcome.
leak?” asked the reporter.
Chronic Kicker—What do yon «iipnosa 1
“As nearly as he could remember it
would happen to your boasted fleet if il |
afterward,” said the woman, "he went
should get into a real battle?
Jackson Day at Chicago was a fa.
Phlegmatic Citizen—O, I suppose we’d different affair from that of the New out through the roof.”
get licked—same as we’ve always been.
York gathering. There the banquet giv­
Ileeoiznixed III. Foiling:.
en by the Jefferson Club was the scene
Woman of the IIousi A big, strong
Sprains.
of a Bryan love feast. In which 600 Dem­
Any sudden turn or twist which may ocrats cheered riotously the words of the fellow like you ought to be willing to
work and earn his own living.
throw a member out of its normal po­ Nebraskan.
Languid Launcelot—That’s wot ails
sition is likely to cause a sprain, which
Viscount Aoki, the retiring Japanese me, ma'am. Me muscles is all right, but
is really a sudden and more or less ser­ ambassador, in an interview at San Fran­ me will power is all gone.
ious wrench or twist of a ligament or cisco, declared in positive terms that
Name Had Encaped Her.
of the muscles controlling the liga­ there could be no such thing at present
“Professor,” said Mrs. Gaswell to the
ments. Use hot water for bathing the as war between this country and Japan.
sprain; diy the sut face and apply St. He said the questions at issue were not distinguished musician who had been en-
Jacobs Oil as for soreness and stiffness. such as would cause war and that all gaged at a high price to entertain het
the high officials of Japan were convinced guests, “what was that lovely selection
of the good faith anil friendship of this you played just now?”
Reduction.
“That, madam,” he answered, glaring
country.
The old nag xvas jogging up the hill
at her, “was an improvisation.”
The
Ohio
Republican
State
Centra.
with the elopers.
“Ah. yes, I remember now. I knew it
Committee at its recent meeting decided
“Yes,” said the old nag, “ft is rather to give the members of the party an op­ was an old favorite, but I couldn't think
tough pulling them up to the parson-‘ portunity to express by direct vote their of the name of it, to save me.” i
age, but it will be easier coming back.” | choice for a presidential candidate on
Short-Slirhted.
“How so?” queried the friendly, March 11, when delegates to the Republi­
“Why don't you farmers, do some-
can State convention will be selected.
goose at the roadside.
“Why, can’t you see that after leav­ Senator Foraker Ims issued a statement i tiling to improve your roads?"
“What for?” asked the old settler.
ing the parsonage two will be rnude declaring that he will not abide by this
action of the committee.
“it would Improve the value 01' your
one?”— Chicago News.
'The first open declaration of the con farms."
servative Democrats of the East who are
How’s This?
“Yes; and the more value we get up.
We offerOne Hundred Dollars Reward forany known to bo unfriendly to the candidacy ] the more taxes we might have to pay.” I
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