Bandon recorder., February 20, 1908, Image 2

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tíie Tàmii
tt Is the czar taming the duma. In
stead of the new duma taming the czar.
The oridthotogist who thought he
Are snow gooSB in New York I« in­
formell It was snow gì so.
Now that King Oscar of Sweden is
dead the world is learning how really
great and good a man lie was.
It appears that a balloon can travel
h any direction it desires if It finds
•n accommodating wind blowing that
♦ray.
Before giving some one a piece of
>our mind It Is always best to select a
• piece that you will not be ashamed of
Mter.
An exchange remarks that “no pinch
fcurts like a money squeese.” The writ­
er has evidently never been in the
•«ml« of the ¡ail Ice.
O
An Eastern physician claim« to have
attended 300.000 lectures In his life­
time. The figures must Include those
•Bilvered by hls'wlfe.
Naturally, when an English Imposter
♦Aowial up In Pittsburg It was the wife
•f a steel manufacturer who «wallowed
«tas hook with the bait
The California gentleman who.Is try-
■ t»M the experiment of living on cactU3
laavea can later add to his fame by
giving the nutritive qualltle« of old
«hoe« s fair trial.
"Con<re«« diesn’t understand the
■»oney question,” say« Senator Bailey
W Texts. Still, things wouldn't be so
•«(! if the money question were the
wly one Congress didn't understand.
Among other prosperous conditions
mentioned by Secretary Wilson, of the
a<ri<-ultural department, Is that of
overflowing schools. That Isn't the av-
sesge «mall boy's Idea of g<x>d times.
Every once in a while Ctiha thinks
♦hat she would be happier If she was
managing her own affairs again, well
•nowing at the same time that she can-
sot rnanaga them half as well as we
san.
•Th!« bank was talked to death,”
■■Id the president of Kansas City’s
largest financial Institution as he
dom'd its door«. Next to a woman's
••putatlon that of a bank suffers the
most from talk.
Nearly ten thousand people visited
♦be home of Longfellow last year. This
Aww not necessarily Indicate an Inter­
art on the part of the American people
1« poetry. A good many of thé visitors
*usy have thought when they started
for his home that Longfellow was a
•ace horae.
Ponce de Leon, even though he did
Bnt discover the spring of perpetual
youth In Florida, will find his final
»eating place there. If the Florida leg­
islature has Its way. That body has
taken steps to secure a removal .of the
remains of the adventurous explorer
from the Church of San Jose, in San
Juan, I'orto Itlco, to the United States.
The governor of the State has asked
♦fie governor of Porto Rico to co-oper­
ate Xvlth the committee which is to go
to San Juan after the coffin.
If we come down to the philosophy
of the thing, we are confronted with
the phenomenon that virtually all the
people in the world are engaged in the
•tentai amusement of' sloughing off
their Inherited and familiar language
•nd learning to speak another. No
•poken Inngunge, anywhere <jn earth,
has ever been the same thing lot a
hundred years. Slang Is sweet In all
mouths, because It is new. By and by
■lang becomes idiom; people weary of
It been se It Is traditional, and. adopt
new phrases. The English In this re-
•pei't are quite as bad as we; you shall
hear a “oinch” spoken of any day In
Oxford or Cambridge or Belgravia.
Fnstnet Rock, off the southwest coast
of Ireland. Is now marked by a power­
ful light In a flew atone lighthouse re­
cently completed. It takes the place
of a cast-iron tower stationed on the
•ummlt of the rock, rising one hundred
■nd seventy-three feet above mean low
Vater
The storms beat upon the
Bock with such fury that the old tower
♦ras considered as unsafe. On one oc­
casion a cup of coffee standing on a
table In the top room was knocked to
the floor when a heavy wave sub­
merged the tower. The new lighthouse
rests on the rock near the water level,
For the first forty eight feet It Is a
■olid mass of granite built up of heavy
•tones dovetailed together. The upper
courses are also held together bv tongue
and groove, so that It is Impossible for
the waves to dislodge any stone. The
tightest block of granite used weighs
nearly two tons. This beacon of safe­
ty for the mariners Iles nearly five
miles from land, and Is kept by four
men, who are relieved every two weeks.
So lonely Is the location that a plumb
•r who was sent out to put llw piping
In the new tower boggid piteously to
t>e taken back to land after he had
worked one day, and he had to be re­
placed by a less timid man.
•Fino words butter r«- parsnips."
fms an old saying; but one may quo
tlon whether It Is as true ns It is old.
A wall modulated vol<.>
the
T ôle sî T ktbr to use polar bears .
CHIME OF HÜNTWü.
»
Thia la a Plea for the Old-ltMhlunrd
Sportmuan.
n i / / ; x
No one who knows anything about
the trade of making and selling books
will misundeatand the motives of the
nature writers who are protesting at
every |s>ssible opportunity against tiie
wicked practice of hunting game with
a gun instead of a kodak, says the Lou-
isville ('wirier-Journal, They know tiie
"Is the ship stripped to repel boarw-
power of printer’s ink. They Deed ad-
«rs?"
“No, repel souvenir tienda."
vertlsing and they secure It. But the
nature lovers, whose excitement over Cleveland Plain Dealer.
I’, inks—Does strong coffee keep you
the crime of hunting is'due Jo the ef
forts of the writers, are doomed to dis­ awake? Jinks How do I know? I
appointment and are somewhat deserv­ board.- Somerville Journal.
ing of ridicule. They should know bet­
Nell—I think Maud lias more color
ter than to take seriously the gentlemen than her sister, Belle—Yes; alxiut fit>
who champion the cause of the coyote cents' worth more, Philadelphia Rec
and the timber wolf for tiie vulgar pur­ •ird.
pose of raising scads and who denounce
“Do you believe that the Ro/Wl die
the savagery of the sportsman because young?" "I think they do. If all my
every line that is printed u|sm the sub­ wife tells me about her tirst husband
ject of tlielr views increases tlw prob- !s true."—Pick-Me-l’p.
abilty of aides.
I Captious Customer (in drug store) —
The project of priwervlng game to the
How much do you charge for a dime’s
end that amateur photographers ami
worth of tooth powder? New Clerk
makers of books shall have an oppor­
Twefity-five
rents. “—Chicago
Daily
tunity to study wild animals and birds
News.
will hardly appeal to any eonsideraole i
('apt Roald Amundsen, greatest of Arctic mariners, gained renown
I “The doctors have finally agreed
number of law-makers.
sailing a sbxyp through the Northwest passage from the North Atlantic
Of course hunting as a form of recre­ upon the cause of Markley's illness."
tiie North Pacific .Oceun and locating the magnetic North Pole while
<
ation .for human beings would not I k "Ah. they’ve held another consulta
bls way.
• •
tlon?
”
“
No;
postmortem.
”
—
Philudel
Indorsed by a congress of wild animals,
in 1910, the captain says, he is going Io undertake a trip to the geo­
but was pork packing as a legitimate phi a Press.
graphical North Pole. ,Other explorers, he sayrf, have failed because they
industry, ever Indorsed by a bog? Did | Lawyer— As your husband dic'd lutes
haye not given time enough to the task. He will devote six years to-It.
a right-thinking lien ever look with fa i tate. you- will, of course, get a third
The captain tells a picturesque story about using trained polar bears to
vor upon the pastime of eating fried j Widow Oh, I iiope to get» my fourth
pull the sledges when he goes tQ the pole. He says:
chicken a Is Maryland! \Va$ a steer He was my 'third, you know.—Town
“I am having some polar bears trained by Carl Ilagenbeck, the animal
ever known to regard the raising of eat i ! and Country.
trainer. .These bears, when properly trained, are as tract-able as oxen and
tie for the deliberate purpose of making | “I thought you were married, and
can [lull sledges well. They are nt home In t|ja cold of the arctic and can be
boots of their hides, beef of their fles.l yet you're sewing on your own but
easily cared for and fed with seal meat. When near enough to the pole it is
my intention to use /hese bears to make a dash. There will be six of them and glue of their hoofs, as just and tons.” “I'am married, but I keep my
One of the most successful of modern
humane!
independence, let me tell you.”—Meg
and they will haul three sledges."
'tochers writes, "For ages people have
It is easy to exaggerate the cruelty' gendorfer Blatter,
realized that- the boy has a tulfid to
of hunting and to picture the sports I Scribbler—I understand the inmate»
SENATOR TILLMAN AT HOME.
■educate.. Only recently have wo awak­
TO 6T0F DEVIL WORSHIP.
man as a savage, satiating his thirst I of tiie Home for the Feeble Minded ar»
ened to the fact that he has a body to'
for gore by shedding the blood of th« going to publiftli a magazine. Quibbler
develop and a character to form. A Noted •c»t«eva»v iMda a U»i>»y Beltkik I.asv Rxecntea Indian Me«l- innocents. But, getting down to liras? — Isn’t the field rather overcrowded?—
cln» Man tn Wild* of Canada.
I.lie oa III* Farm.
fine mind in a puny body Is a deplora­
tacks, the deer, although somewhat ap­ vhlladelphia Record.
Word has been received here, says a
ble combination. When It is allied to
Although -Senator “Ben" Tillman, of
pealing to the eye, is not a whit more
Winnipeg dispatch to the New York
Wife (looking up from her book)—
a weak or unprincipled .character the South Carolina, doesn't show any dis­
Innocent than n fat hog wallowing it
Times, that a chief of the Fiddler In­
Y
’
ou
know a great many things, John;
situation is far worse; and no plan of position to quit public life, he is not
a mud puddle and enjoying life with 8
dians in the Keewatin district- of the
now, what do you think should be doiw
fond of .Washing­
education Is complete which does not
zest never experienced by the timid I in case of drowning? Husband—
far North has been put to death by »
ton, and spends as
seek persistently and systematically to
party of the royal northwest mounted nervous beast of the forest, accustomed Have a funeral, I should think.
little time in the
develop in every boy character and
police, for the practice of We-te-go, or from infancy to start at the snapping
Cynicus—I have been engaged to at
capital as possible.
health as well as mental power." No
of a twig and bound away at the sight
devil worship.
least
a dozen girls.
Silicus—Alwnya
Were it not for his
one can dispute the truth of these
af an enemy.
The fact of the frequent occurrence
been unlucky in love, eh? Cynicus—
engage-
lecture
words. But we have not yet learned all
Oh. I don't know. I’ve never married
ments, hs would of this ceremony by this and one or
the conclusions they Involve. They ab­
my of them.—Philadelphia Record.
leave his two other tribes In Canada has long
never
solve the teacher from the final re­
Carolina been known, and the government -had ♦ THE SYSTEM DID NOT WORK J
South
sponsibility. and thrust it Into the often
Butcher—Come, John, be lively now,
plantation except decided to make an example of the per-
reluctant hands of the father and
break the bones In Mr. Simpson'«
petratlrs
of
the
first
case
brought
to
to attend to his
mother. Health nnd character are im­
chops and put Mr. Smith's ribs in your
notice.
Senatorial duties.
mensely dependent on conditions In the
I Educational theories which survive basket. John—Al) right, sir; Just a«
»
This
particular
tragedy,
which
re
­
The Tillman place
home. The school may keep the child
may generally be considered to have ( sixm as I've sawed off Mr. Murphy’s,
at Trenton, 8. C., sulted In a full court being sent hun­ some, good in them. Nevertheless, ever leg.
In the most desirable surroundings for
dreds
of
miles
Into
the
lands
of
many
is a farm of more
six hours a days; but the other eight­
the best of them sometimes fail to work
“George.” murmured the young wife,
than
500 acres. happenings, occurred last fall on the quite satisfactorily. An instance is giv­
een hours are passed under the order
"am
I as dear to you now as I win
Tiie Senator raises shores of the Red Deer Lake, one of en by a school teacher, who relates liei
of the home. Sleeping and eating are
before we married?” "I can't exactly
the
wildest
nnd
most
inaccessible
dis
­
cotton
for
the
TII.I.MAN.
far more determining factors in tlw
exi>eriences -in a late magazine. She tell,” replied the husband, absent-mind­
tricts In Northern Keewatin.
life of the boy than studying. A boy- market and corn for his hogs and
was teaching a country school on tin edly. “I didn't keep any account of IUJ
That
fall
the
young
and
comely,
overfed or a girl underfed can no more mules, Also he has 2,000 peach trees
' prairies of Nebraska. The pupils were expenses then.”
squaw of William Pa-cje-quan was
respond to the call of an Inspiring ■nd several acres of grapes.
mostly children or French-Canadians
Mr. Chlpps (looking up from the pa
Every morning when at home then (tnk^. 111^ with fever, probably scarlet In those days the Idea of teaching the
teacher than an engine can move when
fever,
and
all
the
Incantations
of
the
per)
—The doctors have discovered an-
com
­
Its fire box is choked with cinders or fire-eater of the Senate puts on
medicine men availed nothing, and with very little ones by means of pictures t< other new disease. Mrs. Chlpps WelL
empty of coal. Bad air In a sleeping fortable, baggy clothes and rides over
represent tiie words was regarded as I wish they'd stop looking for new dis­
room can vitiate the moral teaching of the plantation overseeing and direct­ the advance of the disease delirium s>t tiie best system, and primers teemec
eases long enough to find a cure for my
in.
To
the
superstitious
of
the
tribe
the schools. Tight clothing may stran­ ing. He keeps everything well in hand,
with columns of words in big print, anc old rheumatism.
this
indicated
that
she
was
possessed
gle in a girl a talent for music or a and the prosperous look of the place
of a devil, and the uncontrolled groans descriptive pictures opposite.
Old Scotch farmer (having spent six
love of poetry. So we arrive at another shows that he knows his business.
One day a little black-eyed Frencli
He gives much personal attention to of the little squaw were her death Canadian man child, who was so thii pence on a race ticket for a pony and
truism—that parents and teachers
warrant.
trap, value £50, nnd having won) I»
must work together If the children are ills flowers, which are surpassed prob­
I’pon the appearance of the delirium and tiny he could almost be taken foi shown the prize, After gazing critical-
to do well. The aid of modern science ably by no private garden in the south.
tiie medicine men informed the chief a spider, came up to my desk to “say ly at it for some minutes; “But
must serve In home as in school. So A lover of roses, he has more than 175
his lessons.” His eyes shone, and lit
•
the wise home making and the affec­ varieties, which lie tends with the ut­ if the apprarance of the We-te^go. This beamed all over with an "1've-got-it' whaur’s the whup?” '
tionate companionship of the father most care.
Crimson ramblers and was Judgment, and upon Its utterance ’xpression. Incongruous as it may seem,
Chapleigh—I say, dwuggist, can yon
the 70-year-old stoic began to prcnir'
and mother may supplant the Infor­ Marechai Niels riot around the big.
—aw-—give me something to—aw—
little
Frederic
had
a
terrible
bass
voice
Mem­
mation and the discipline which the white house. Thousands of bulbs line for execution of the sentence
lie knew Ills letters, nnd tls I point bwighten me up, doncher know? Drug
ber« of the trllie say that this was |
teacher brings. Out of the combination the walks and drives. Lillies, violets,
ed
to the letters of a word he roared gist—You're in the wrong place, young
and all manner of potted plants till a «bout the twentieth time lie h-is e- ■■ “I-n-k!” He looked at tiie picture of i man. This Is a drug store, not a night
comes the happy family.
large hothouse. A grove of evergreens ' tiled canltal punishment .upon mem­ bottle of ink opposite. "Bottle,” hf school. -Chicago Daily News.
bers of Ills tribe'possessed of the We-
Short Naiiiea.
and shrubbery about the house is of
"What pleased me most,” said-the
te go. although In this case It was his finally decided.
An English clergyman. Dr. Frederick the Senator's own cultivation. When,
man
who had been abroad, “was the
I
had
to
say
it
wars
ink.
daughter-in-law.
Lee, had a prejudice against a long a year or two ago. a lute frost laid low
wonderful clock at Strasburg.” 4'Oh,
"V-a t—tub.”
It is their belief that her only chance
string of Christian names, and held a lot of his plants he was almost In­
how I should like to see it!” replied
I explained that it was vat.
f< r reaching the harpy hunting founds
that if such names were propos'd the consolable.
the ignorant youth. “And did you see
“P-1 g ' hog."
lay in her death during a rational mo­
clergyman should alter them at bap­
When the family is at home the ment of her delirium. .If shr died de­
I was obliged to say it was pig. Fred the watch on tiie Rhine, too?”
tism. whether the parents were willing Tillman place Is' the center of more or
District Visitor What has brought
lirious, It would mean her soul's dam­ eric was discouraged. IIow could in]
or not. It was said of him that be less entertainment. The young peo­
nation. and if she lived she would be know it was pig when they always sail you to the-destitute condition? Appli­
christened all the boys Frederick after ple have their friends and the neigh­
cant—It's piy wife. mum. “Your wife!
bog at home?
himself, and all the girls Mary after bors drop In; •> jlo the politicians. a* a cr-izv cannlhrl. devouring her own
the devil, or We-te-go. | The little voice trembled on the next How is that?” “Well, you see, mum.
children,
and
the Virgin. The author of "The Life a matter of course. To them all . he
would
into other members of tiie word. “P-a-i-1.” A long wait, ther I've got her three good situations, and
of Walter Pater" gives Doctor Lee's Is "Uncle Ben." and all are welcome.
tri tie.
I'in blessed if she could keep one of
faintly, “Bucket.”
method of christening as follows :
One of the greatest favorites is
I knew the children all said bucket ♦hem."
As soon ns the young matron lost |
"Name this child." he would say in "Aunt Kittle." tiie colored cook, who
"Yes,” said old Roxley, “my dnugb-
her fever all the tribe a®tvmhled In the but I said this word was pail, auc
ills authoritative voice.
has endeared herself to the family by
ter is to lie married next month to Lord
“Archibald Cholmondeley Constan­ many years of exceptional service. Re­ open, Foremost among the spectators Frisleric was almost in tears.
Brok'efeigh."
“Ah!” remarked the
tine Ferdinand." perhaps the mother turning- from a lecturing trip last sum­ was her husband, ft being the mark of i The next word was horse, and oppo
friend,
"every tiling's settled, ch?”
site
was
a
picture
of
a
little
colt
anc
a
coward
for
a
relation
t«i
stay
a
war
would whisper.
mer, sick of hotel fare, the Senator
' ! You don't ketch
"Frederick." she would hear, to her made her promise, never to leave him from «m-h an Important rite, Later its nid:’h- r. I k -¡eric spelled “H-o-r'se,’| "Well, I guess not!
In n<lva»ice.”—Philadelphia
—•-
amazement, nnd then would follow the while he lived’or she could wield a came tit" women bo-irlnc the sick and I pointed to the picture. Tins tim< me paying
woman from her topee. Tiie girl well he hesitated not ii second. "Colty!” hi Pre«s.
usual formula of baptism.
Wattle Iron.
’ .
•;<»f course. Tommy." said the Sunday
umiersffiod the dire preparations for ••oared, triumphantly.
,
In the vestry, of course. there would
In t|ie Tillman stables Is a beautiful the awful sacrifice, hut bi-e feeble
school teacher, *Jou'd like to be an ai>
1 said, "No," very gently.
be objection.
team of Kentucky thoroughbreds wlit-Ii
wouldn't you?"
“Well—er—
"Male," he hazarded, looking at th< gel,
"This child," Doctor Tx>e would re­ the Senator presented to his wife a few struggles wife silenced by a word and
a blow’
i yes'm," replied Tommy, “but I'd lik*
mother.
ply. “will have to get bls living In tiie
years ago. They are named Joe Black­
She was lntd al the foot of the chief
•No, deary. It spells horse," I had to wait till I can be a {pll-grown angel
world, nnd what do you want to hand­
burn and Joe Bailey, and tiie first time nnd bls nenhew Joko, nnd while a dozen
j with gray whiskers." — Philadelphia
th say.
icap him with Archibald Campbell
.Mrs Tillman rode bell.nd them they brave« he'd thft victim the chief nnd
Poor little fellow! I was as di scour Press.
Cholmondeley nnd all tiie rest of them
ran away. “Aunt Kittle's" husband. J -so strangled tier with a sllkui cord.
First Summer Girl—Who is that
aged with the “system" as lie was. i
for? Anyhow, it's done now. and can't
"Joe.” who has been with the family- The execution was followed by a
foi
clean
shaven, handsome lioy? Second
two-
said
he
might
take
the
same
words
tie altered.*
35 years, is their "custodian.
•
day festival.
the next lesson, and he returned to hit Summer Girl -Oh. lie’s an actor. First
From his labors among bls flowers
Not Good Twice.
seat crestfallen. In a few minute« m.’ Sujnmer Girl —No; I mean the other
>4
l ine.
Lincoln's stories grow better and tiie Senator often rests on the broad
next class was interrupted by tin one. Second ’ Sumiller Girl Oh, h«
A party of traveling men In à Chi heavy voice of the game little fellow: i hasn't any money, elf lier -Ilarpfl»’«
better as he grew older. One of the piazza Ln the long vacation season. A
best was told to a visitor, who congrat­ tine library Is at band, and Tillman (•ago.hotel were one d.-iv bonsfitrft of the
"Say, teacher, we’.got a horse ,t
ulated him on the almost certain pur- is passionately fond of ethe poets. business done hr their respective firms, home, an' it ain't got no colt, an' Wf
p< «t- on the part of tiie people to re­ Should lie take to correspondence, it • n n one of th - drutntaer*raid:
got a mare, an' she's got the nicest lit
“No house'In the country, I am proud
elect him for another term of four Is likely to relate to the Clemson Ag­
♦le colt!”
ricultural and Mechanical College, at to lay, “has more jm«n ami women
years.
Alas for the book-makers! Theli Little Boy—While y
Mr. Lincoln replied that he had beeti Calhoun's old home. Fort Hill, or to pushing Its line of goods than mine."
wisdom was confounded by tiie workini pulled right Into the pantry, an’ forced
told this frequently before, and that the Winthrop Norwfti and Industrial
“What do you sell':" he was asked.
knowledge ami expcritwce of a tin,’ to eat a hull lot of those cakes you
when It w-a« first mentioned to him he College for Women at Rock Hill, an
“Baby carriages!” shouted the drum­
. said I mustn't touch.
5-year-old farmer boy !
was reminded of a farmer In Illinois, institution which bids fair to lead ail mer, ns he fled from the room. —Suc­
I “How are y*tiu. Broom?” asked a
who determined to try his own hand at similar »'bools In the South. His agi­ cess Magazine
[bluff old sailor of a fop who was al«
The Noomp.
blasting
tation for Industrial and technical edu­
Teaehef (expectantly)—Now, Chi) ways annoyed unless he was addressed
An lilei» of Personal Freedom.
After successfully boring nnd filling cation was responsible for the estab­
dron, how many of your can tel] in« ns Mr. . Broom, nnd who respondisl?
"\Vti:it
do
you
think
of
these
efforts
In with powder, he failed In his effort lishment of both these colleges. He re-
I "I'd have you to know, sir, that I’v« *
to make the j*<wder go off; and after gar.M them as his proudest achieve­ to prohibit betting on the horse races?' what a lasso is?
« handle to my name.” “Oh. all rlqfctf
Willie
(hurriedly
raising
Ills
hand)
—
"They’re all wrong.” answered th<
discussing the cause with a looker-on. ments and mnintnlns the deepest inter­
How are you. Broom handle?”
Please,
ma
’
am.
it'/a
long
rope
with
i
bookmaker.
"When
people
make
up
and falling to detect anything wrong est in their welfare.
A lady has ii grumpy servant too lit­
running
nose
at
the
end.
—
Judge.
In the powder, the farmer suddenly
Surrounded by bls famfly,
his their mind they’re going to stand In
tle given to washing, ftther hints hnv-
line
and
give
you
tndney
It's
their
affair
came to tiie conclusion that It would friend«, his flowers and his books.
Horrible.
Ing failed, the mistress t® d, in • tone
not go off because It had been shot be- Farmer Tillman is far removed from and they shouldn't'be interfered with?
of deep lOnfldence, ”1 am told. Mary,
“
Have
you
a
smoke
nuisance
In
you
i
—
Washington
Stir.
fore.
the screaming. <te«ou®cing Senator Till­
that if you was* the face every day In
town ?”
man.
o
.
tiie
bride
get
ns
many
pretty
Policeman—Here, you'll
have to
Let
“In our town? It Is usually on out hot, aoapy water It will make you beao-
-4ka»------
House-cleaning may | h - nw *«rse move on.
th B-S ns possible when she Is married;
front gallery! Tiie young man wh< tlful.” "Will it, now?' answered Mary. Q
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' king's English with ease «nd accuracy
is a possession which lends a grace to
the most humtg* Ever sluce the trib­
ute of poor, distracted Lear to his dead
Cordelia, the v«ice “soft, gentle and
low" has been esteemed "afc excellent
tiling in woman," and to-day there is
csp.-. lid timeliness in a plea for tiie
refined voice, not only In women of
gentle breeding, but in those who, far
and wide in this great land—tiehind
counter and in kitchen and on the
street—shriek and yell at a helpless,
suffering public. There is often, if not
always, some sort of an examination
by which it is sought to test the fitness
of girls who wish to be clerks or wait­
resses; but no one ever thinks t^g ask
one question which ought to be asked:
“Is it pleasant to hear you speak?”
A certain girl who sells stockings In a
big city store sets forth tlielr merits
tn a voice so [leasing that her custom­
ers are sure to buy more than they
need. But only a few steps from her
counter, the ticket seller at a subway­
station keeps crying. "One dollar!”
“Twenty-five cents!” “Fifty cents!" in
a voice so nasal, harsh and penetrating
that it offends every sensitive ear and
affronts every patron of gentle spirit.
For any public servant—whether man
or woman—a gentle voice and a gra­
cious manner are worth advancement
The tone and air which give uncon­
scious pleasure are all too rare among
hurrying Americans; but where they
do exist they are a precious possession.
A waitress in a railroad restaurant,
being praised for her kindly attentive­
ness and refinement, replied, “I always
think tlyit there Is one thing I can do
like the finest lady In the land, I can
speak like her!’’
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