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About Bandon recorder. (Bandon, Or.) 188?-1910 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 13, 1908)
Ing these sessions of what HOMESIQN- -------- >•• >rv lotty of littk« Uiu.-i.tj« 4 a gawdea, »nfl the pigs AiW »o-ing no» au® gpuntiug Ifl t*»aR»HBy rj$s; •Ao! the h.iWttiorn ®h is bloomlug, And its ant blooms are red, _A< re # three thousand rniiM of »ea from Viieje 1 0J my bead. „ o . G> Azul. oh. but I »in lonesome For the days that used to be, Au'I. oh, if I could reach ttoa— Reach the blossoms on the tree, K weave Bn old time crown of theta To deck my flowing curls. Aiiil play <t 0Ueen the way I used When we wife little girls. o X b«sr the little chicken# • «Chirp as glad as they can be; As I, oh, the longin’, longin' of a The home*i<t heart o’ me! Xr* th» time for plantin' taW-rB • And the tawthorn blooms are red Th at used io shake their petal« down 1» » «tie on my hexik o if thSy’rt missin’rn0 Mt ;tfl._ 0k all. St all ! I'»i lonesome for • sight o’ them ; I'm lonesome ‘for their call ! 1'9» lons-ome for the singin’ Of tlie clad lark in tin'-niorn ! uï. me heart a »«filin', brookin', B’or the home where I ••• bora! •- il«t»roA k'oer. X J It was the strangest set of circum- •tames, almost as though it had ail bta-n planned odt beforehand, as, ln- deed. perhaps It was. On one side oi the town was the little eabln in which lived Simon Greer. He •was half-starved and half-clothed and •rarcely ever spoke to any human be ing. Buch a wretched little old cabin as it was! The ridge of the roof had given way and the roof itself bad sunk until Mrs. McGuire, who lived across the common, «aid it was “that caved in till It was all swaybacked, sure.” How the rtin must have made its way through those broken shingles and soaked the rotting floor lieneath. There had been * window once near that cranky and ided front door, but the glass was (one nnd heavy boards were nailed •ver It. It was a wretched ohl run down house \vlth a wretched old run down man occupying it. Altogether, man and house seemed a Ciial match. Both had outlived their I HE BENT BACK THE I.ID. tiBefulness and their respectability. Both were tattered ynd bent out of all origi nal symmetry, and both had shut the light out of their wretched lives. More than that, when the olij man crept-out into the light of day, as he did sometimes, when forced to do so, he was s i blinded that he blinked and »Inked until Ills eyes seeiqyd to sink •way out of sight; and the house, with ♦»oariled-up w indow, bore a strange re- ambiance to an old man whose one eye h«d been knocked out. So the old house • nd the old man were really much «like. ° Billion Greer and his old house were on one side of the town, where the ragged suburb and the ragged com mons were neither town nor country, but had all the worst features of both. Away ou the other side of the town was another little house, whqge Lee nnd her children lived. Now Lee was could < gee that jm , v < rty ! the door ever so loud and harsh when It has to make Its way through i vines and flowers; and you never saw I such an array of them as clung about Mrs. Lee's doorway and bloomed in the down. Most of her vines and flowers wore planted in tin buckets ami cans, but what did that matter? They grew there beautifully, and when you were In that plain room and could see how the sun light streamed through the vines nnd plants you would say that the costliest lace never drajied a window so delight fully ns that curtain of green leaves. And yet Mrs. Lee had her anxieties. Poverty brings them In abundance. you may be sure, and though Mrs. Lee sang as she kept the machine going, she was thlifldng and thinking how she was to solve some of her wearisome problems. "If I could have gone to school Just one m’Mc year, mamma, I could have been advanced enough to tench." Mfn- nle was saying, as she basted sotne work for her mother. Minnie was young. She had not learned her nioth- er's patience. Two tAhrs rolled dow,i her cheeks and fell upon her w ork. “But you couldn’t go, Minnie, and I wouldn't worry. A way will be opened If you'll only wait." “Bide a Wee. and dlntia fret," sung Ray, the family bookworm, ns be glanced up Worn the geometry over which bjj I'Wed frgm mornfcg till night. o q q Ray had his mother's cheerful spirit; e»O be waso01eut sometimes dW o O o o o e o O • (»nthrrlnn *Kni I p. Qurrr Punlilinipnt Adelaide hud stepped out of bed the wrong side that morning, lie» hair hurt when It was combed; no, she could not gat that horrid oatmeal; and, later, there never was • little girl who had as few toys to play with. “Not any paper dolls, mamma, I haven’t any, really, and Bernice has lots, and so has May, oh, ever so many!” And, altogether, she was as cross as a little girl of 4 can be when she thinks that everything has gone wrong and. that all the world is trying to tease her. Now Adelaide’s mother was very wise, and “instead of scolding she only said, “Go and get your paper dolls, my dear little girl, and count them over. You cannot go out until you can come atyl tell me exactly how many there are.” ’ . . All this soitnds very easy, and no punishment at all,’for there were duly fifteen paper dolls, but Adelaide could not count beyond twelve, “and hef moth er knew It. So there she Bat for an hour, counting "one, two, three, four.” and so on up to twelve, over and over again. • • “There, are twelve and three more, mamma.” she said, at last. But that would not do. -Mrs. Hardy shook her head. They jnpet be really counted, she said. And so that morn ing Adelaide learned three things -to count "thirteen, fourteen, fifteen.” that ijlie really had a good many paper dolls, after »11. and that it is a very.silly thing to get out of bed on the wrong side.—Youtb's Com pa n Ion. 0 • O OO oo o The good ohl days are gone, In these heathen times railroad men are paid by check, pt the pay car and its luxurious travels C. F. Carter writes in the American Magazine as follows: “A metal coin rack crammed to the muzzl& with three denominations of yellow boys, flanked with silver, and on the ¿desk« behind It a very large wooden tray, on which were long col umns o of yellow coins—d’ve ever see anything so pretty in all your lite? No wonder your eyes stuck out until you could have us«J them for hat pegs. “And all the time an exquisitely mu sical "tinkle, tinkle, clink-clink’ welled up' from coin rack and counter in re- sjMVnse to the "calls of the assistant paymaster. Talk about Beethoven's symphonies! “If It. were not for that fctrong wire screen you could have touched. tjiat fascinating tray, For the infinitesimal fraction of a second a wicked thought flitted through your brain. Then you alniust fainted as your rdving eye stared down the barrel of a monstroui revolver. ’ It was only.-in a rack, but 1t was within easy reach of the paymas ter's hand and most eloquent for ail that. Half a dozen of its fellows lay in the handiest places, while as many Winchesters lying on tables and set tees came in strong on the chorus. “Hurriedly your vagrant wits busied themselves with all the Sunday school lessons you had ever learned. As your subconsciousness perceived that the bead of the road’s secret service de- partment stood on the platform with his eyes intent on every man in the car at once, while Conductor Linken- pin stood on the ground outside very much alert, with his coat tail bulging suggestively, your bosom swelled with pride over the watchful care the com pany had exercised to bring its honest toilers their hard earned money.” Dutrl T«w»a. “It is a great wonder to me,” said an old chemist, “whev more boys do not take up chemical experiments tis an amusement. Why, I can do things with the common materials of every day life which really seem to be more magical t», the- uninitiated than any of th< wonders that are ordinarily performed by magicians tin the public stage. Some of them are so simple that .by carrying them out at a parlor entertainment .a bright boy conili achieve the reputation j'f a magician. Now, there are those curious little bub bles of glass known variously as 'Prince- Rupert’s drops' and as ‘Dutch tears.’ Apparently they are merely lit tle globules of glass with elongated tails made by heating a small gl.-i-s rod In a (lame and allowing the molten drops to fall into water. After they have cooled you may pound the thick part with a hammer or mallet, yet you cannot break them,. On the other hand, if you break a little piece off their tails or toui'h any part of them with a quartz crystal, they will’disappear into the surrounding atmosphere quick er than snow will niifit on a hot Are. To the person who doesn't know’ how this has happened the performance is so astonishing as to seem uncanny.— Txmdon Globe. Coiiiinil*uin|. When are little girls like windows? When sashed. When is a man caught lu the "rain. tike ti drunkard? When soaked. • When does u lady find herself exalt ed above her friends? When living a story higher. When are lovers' hearts like tele graph poles? When joined together. What .tree leafs no leaves, branches hor buds, yet bears more fruit than any other tree? Th ■ axle-tree. When ds tire like water? When in sheets. Wiieu are ladies' slippers, like ar- rows ? wiitm I m »wed. When is a man like a crab? When deviled. Some Coin position«. Some amusing examples are quoted as the result of an experiment recently tried bj^ the teacher of a private school for making her pupils write whatever they chow about a give» subject in a specified time -about five mliiuti« "Wind Is an abominable element. It blows oil’ people» hats ami uproofs trees, but is very useful for faeht races.” Iler* Is another: "Jam is to lie found ivt almost every liouse and o some people eat it at every meal. Shim jams are sticky." Concerning Ireland we are told: "Tlie Irish were conquer ed by tlie English in days of old. and have been annoyed about it eVer since." A Snifiir Pine Forest. It—Is said that the greatest known forest of sfigar pine lies along the backbone of the Cascade mountains, in Southern Oregon. The giant trees of the forest tower 200 and .100 feet in height, and are excelled only by the great redwoods of California. In pein: of value, the sugar pine is espial to any of the marketable trees of the west except the redwood. <4n lightness, du rability and strength It is superior to the celebrated nnd almost extinct white nine of the ¡gpstem States. Sliu|»<*«l Almowt « © o o o vention. A German botanist. O. Kunt»e, has pointed out that a certalu specimen of foxodlum at Oaxada, Mexico, which heretofore has been considered the big gest tree In the world, having a diam eter of 11 meters, consists lu reality of three trees which grew Into one. Trials to test the ammunition-carry ing capabilities of motor cars in war time have recently been going on be tween Berlin and Kiel. According to report, three cars transjiorted alto gether fifty-one tons of ammunition, and this Is considered satisfactory. A Swiss engineer haw perfected a new fire escape. It consists of a series of folding ladders attached to window frames. Each ladder reaches from one window to the next one below It. By turning a crank on any floor all of the frames beneath are unfolded in less than a minute, and form a continuous means of descending to the ground. In a study, which purports to be en tirely scientific, of the alleged connec tion between the physical and mental character of an Individual and his handwriting, Mons, Solanie Pellet, an exjiert attached to th* Tribunal of the Seine, Paris, maintains that distinct relations exist between the handwrit ing and the voice. -An expert, be de clares, can determine from the hand writing whether the writer’s voice is high or low In pitch, sonorous or veiled, harsh, or soft and agreeable. But he remarks that in all cases where it is sought to'determine character from handwriting, great paltis should I be taken to choose for examination • only writing that has been done under nor- mal. conditions. Among the Industries that have < been profoundly mollified by the advent of electricity Into dally use is that of making porcelain. Formerly artistic considerations* alone governed the vari ous ofieratlons of th® workmen .in por celain, but now, since tills substance is employed for insulators in all electric installations, scientific processes have been introduced In its manufacture which demand a great deal of special attention. The exart amount, of con traction that the clay undergoes, tile exact teuqierature to which it Is sub mitted in the process of baking, t lie constant employment of Instruments for measuring the temperature and for determining the size of certain pieces— such -are among the essentials in the modern art of porcelain-making for electric purjtoses. • BARTENDER’S “COME BACK.” Allien the H oms fired Nliu lie Ei- piplned Ills Little System ,»f LTnew. The proprietor Is telling it on him self. but somehow It doesn’t make him • laugh so loudly as his hearers uo. Tills Is the story ns told by the saloon owner, according to tl»e Kansas C'ty Times: “I had to discharge my barkeeper for gisxl and suflleicnt reasons a sli >rt time ago. And this is what he handed me: " ‘All right. I’ll go. but I’ve firns! you good and plenty before now and I guess we're quits.’ “‘Fined me; what are you talking about?' says I. 'I)o you think you're Judge Kyle?’ “ 'Well,' he says, 'you're not always as «weet-tempered as Little Eva and some mornings you’ve come In here and told me to go to blazes when I've wish ed you good morning as pleasantly as anjr one could on $11 per. Now, haven’t you ?’ • "Well, I had to admit It—it's the way I "feel sometimes. “‘Just so,’ says my barkeep, putting on his coat, 'and every time you did it I fined you a quarter. Then occasion ally you'd call me down for being teth minutes late, and you didn’t do it in a soothing manner, either, That al ways cost you half a dollar, and yon were getting off easy at that, I’ve had a good many tllscussionk vyith myself about iny le"niem»y. Lots of times I'vb said to myself: .“Brace up now and don't be so chicken-hearted." But the half-dollar tine always stotal for that particular offense. “‘One dollar, was the penalty for keeping me from going to lunch at my regular hour, and it occurred pretty often If you’ll stop to think. Two do! hirs was the price for making me swab down the flepr, which ain’t got ilo place in a barkeeper’s list of duties. I got five for being called a liar, with ten on top of that for having to re strain myself fnoni handing you one on the Jaw. “ 'This little syatem of fines was a great salve to my self-respect and a welcome addition to my bank account. I can now afford to loaf for awhile •and watch them build the Bank ef Commerce. Ta. ta.' "Now, what do yon think of that?’ the victim asks, as he. sets out what each has'called for. "Fined me when I spoke unkind words. Firn'll me when 1 gave him an unpleasant look, And so I’m my own bartender. Fined me’ Wouldn't It jar your cash register?" «USER TUNNEL ADVENTURES. T-hr-Pu net lllima West. of th* Ftellln« Thlsfa that * Happen Every Day, “At the garden party that King Ed ward gave at Windsor," said a Chicago an. “Mark Twain was undoubtedly tin* lion. As he strolled through the beau tlful gardens, with tlieir fine view of Eton In tlie distance, peeresses besieged him for ills autograph, and dukes clam ored to lie introduced. Our great hu morist was in high spirits. He was much impressed with the men’s ele gance—tlie cut of tlieir frock coats, the luster of tlieir -silk lints, the shapeli ness of tlieir glossy, paie-topped boots I hoard him say that tlie punctilious ob serva nee of tlie rules of fashion that tiic men’s dress showed made him tliink of tlie West. “Entering a mlniny town In the West one night, lie said to a miner whom ho knew: “ ’And do you still shoot men here for wearing silk lints?’ "The miner frowned and" shook his A very strange Incident happened in the Severn tunnel recently. Just as an express train entered the tunnel a sol dier In- a third-class carriage fluug open the door and attempted to Jump out. Fortunately, one of tlie passen- gers succeeiled in seizing the man’s coattails, and, with tlie aid of other passengers, held him there, head down ward. They could not pull blm back, for the smtlon was too great. Th’e eon mipiication cord »as pufied. tlie train stopped, ami the rescued man—. Wlio. it appears, hail suddenly become insane—was placed under arrest. This is not the first exciting Inci dent which lias li poem'd in the went bor.i:^ wliieh «arr i's the tire it West erii Rail > .1 o. e.i h tile bed of tlie Severn. Some fixe years ag > a Cardiff coinmer i:tj tril'ver «'ent to sleep in a lie’ll “ 'Not unless they wenr ’em witli sack 1 • r coats.' Ii<‘ .s.'iid.” II'' 1 V. ile i o •llkel II © o Hn.' Q o I •• as I O Q r O» >r o l<u o are. each < oin« © H « him '•■tv. o • • • o O O O CP of the rider against the Rfiit and 'iU< etuM speed. Ruler. flound* Slid alb came safely out of the is.<i!«shs prob® ament in which they had pluugi*d thein- selves.—-Tit Bits. o I » ar lii h I made at first -traigbt fur the 1-1» t t. Im . iM'ing turned by some vil- too. to Hie railway line and i mto a long tunnel, f •••! ' y th - The Author*« Mrwr Home, ile pack. Tlie master. Mr. Harries, o “Like • ■• ir new bouse?*’ ilized tin* danger to tlie lioun Is. and “It’s fine." » t •>ll«*e I 'Ho A ed t!l. 111. “There are He was fully a quarter of a mile down the tunnel when a roaring sound Î believe?" "Yes. mine behind him warned him that n train “Good cellar?” livd entered the funnel. Almost in “One of the six best cellars." staiitly tlie glare of the head light on A Hillvllle Financier, o the dripping walls, Hnd the horwiuan. Cleveland Plain Dealer. “This has been a hard year on me. clappiftgr spurs to ills horse. t»*gan to He'd Mo Often. >ut I’m hopin’ to pull rirough.” gallop nt full speed through the dark "Mr. Timmld has naked if he might "That's the way?" ness. There followed fl most exciting call to-night, I think he w:*nts to tel) “Yes. th«*’ sheriff about levied on race® for life, tlie man riding nt the me thtt he loves me," said Miss Yerner. •'ver'thing I bid. but I’ve sent ons o’ pitch of the horse's [••■. the train “Oh." replied her sister, "that goes boys to Atlanta an' t’other one to ........... ............. thundering ... In , pursuit. without saying.” Mijt'on. wiUi instructions to let a an- By a sort of miracle tlie horse kept "Yes. Hiid Fin afraid that be wlfc muitoile run o'er n leg of e.i -h of '. wi Its« feet, but th» train gafmsl rapidly, too."—Philadelphia Press. 0 9 not V* biii’t3*jn milch, so tn speak — 0 4t last the white circle of tlie tnn- Poor excuses we hav® Ü'1 «**•'! kin sit <1ani.*i>*M onoinrb t'» ’B^ke n» II mouth appeared and tlie driver of ?ír«*i '—Atlanta s'oiiMtltu^tq» Kg) et giue notk'etj' the bla< k Bl^iouetto ns» 0 * • . M • • ®0 • •• • • - o © ky^ClCílCC Saving only for the in t that one Is peninsula and the other a group of islimds by far the most striking sim ilarity in contour exists between Ifoly and New Z ■ ilar.d. ° The resemblance of each of them to a high-heeled Well ington* boot is almost perfect. Cape dell' Armi afid Cape Reiuga form the lies of tli* two boots. The bay of Plenty, in J»’ew Zealand, nnd tile gulf of Taranto in Itt^iy, form the instep, while Cape Runaway and Cape Santa Maria o di I-eiico are respectively the points of tlw he^ls. TUe general shape of the calf of the leg Is also the same and so is tfte curve outward to the somewhat g my looking foe. Tlie poljg of dissimilarity Is of course tlie separation of tile north nnd south Islands Into two. I It is eagy. however, to see that if these two is lands were somewhat raised they • Oiild bewtne one and w-iuld theft •ven more resemble the Italian penln- ■mla than they do now. A comparison f thev Islands of Ireland and Sardinia will show also several points of re semblance, but this is nothing like so striking as it is In the case of the two widely separated portions of the world ilmve Beationed. o • « » o Ila Coin Hack, (rammed with Yellow lloyw, h Tempting Sltfht. 1 eeter-totter in the nr; Up you go so high. Then you come to earth again With the merry cry— “Teeter-totter Bread and water! Also cake and pis. Teeter-totter Bread and water; Go we to tlie sky !” in, and Gke other for t!0 O W friend. Sian THE PAY CAR. Teat »»-Tot tea. Racon- Games of chess nnd draughts for travelers on long journeys have Ix'en introduced by the English Mid land Railway Company. There is no charge made by the company and when the game Is finished the conductor Col letts the pieces. The Haya lllrd'a Home. Egbert—Gracious! Do they fight as There Is a bird whose home Is a desperately as that over the games?— marvel of Ingenuity and beauty—tin Yonkers Statesman. bay* bird of Asia, This little iirehi- tect constructs a two-story nest, with She tines Am Time. Mistress—Bridget, do yon go by the three rooms in It. The entrance Is al the bottom, and it lends into the faml kitchen clock or the one in the par ly ’ living-room. That is to say. the lor? ® '* 0 whole family, after the young birds an Bridget (Indignantly)—Faith, an' <« hatched, meets in tli^s roont. just as we •e whin it suits me. without a nny re- meet in our sitting room. A^ove the a gaprt fer el icks.—Judge. family room are two apartments, one ; a white for the female to lay and ha»h her • • >• fijeep In. “he nest M negtly but It» nn«t t»‘nMrkable feature is Its deco- ration. As soon as It is finished, the male goes off and collects fireflies, which he brings to the nest alive. He is very careful not to hurt them as he places them here and there about the nest, and his wife’s chamber gkiws with their light while she sits over her eggs. The family room Is decorated In the same way, and frequently the out side of the nest, The flies are not used as food, for when one dies, it is thrown away and a live one is put In its place. It has been suggested ttvt the light of the fireflies keeps serpents and other enemies away from the net called “Ths Committee of Ways and Means.” There was a sore spot in Ray's heart, lie had been going to make himself a civil engineer and bad studied so iiwd. and here be was, ntopi»ed at the begin ning. So there they were—the Lees on one side of the town and old Simon Greer on the other-—a whole world apart one could have said, with no possible change to bring them together. The old man had money and would not use It; the Lees could have used money so well, nnd did not have it Separated, not only by the width of the town, but by the width of tin» world! But one day Simon Greer's old house was thrown open, and men went in with explanations of pity and horror. Old Simon Greer lay still in the corner, and did not rail at them as he would have done once. In spite of the barred door and boarded window, death had gone in and claimed him. There was an inquest and a pauper funeral in rhe potter’s field and that was tbejast of Q hfoi. ® “Cross as the crater wap, I would ’•ve been friially . wid ’im if heowould V let me,' said “Mrs. SlcGuire to her iW'lg.hbors; but he was that quare ev- erybodf was afraid of 'im but my little Mike anil Dlnnis Rafferty, jan’ they ain’t afraid o’ the Ofck Boy hisself. Many's the time they’ve hung about there, shoutin’ at 'Im an’ callin’ ’Lm names, as boys will, ye know, Mrs. Murphy, an' ye can't expect to find old heads on young shoulders, an’ it’s glad 1 am tfiat ye can’t. An’ there they are, thiij blessed minute, playin’ about the cheepy'oftld house like they’d been born there; an’ ye couldn’t prtll me inside of it wid a logchain.” There was no need of a l<?ng-chaln to pull Mike and Dennis inside of it, and they were even then having lots of fun. A vagrant-dog. passing along the street, could not resist the temptation to look in and see what it was ail about. “There’s a dog! Let's ketch 'im an’ tie somethin’ to his tail!” cried Mike. “Here, doggie, doggie!” Flattered by these gentle attentions, the dog came in, wagging his tail. With in two minutes, Dennis was holding him, while Mike rushed out in search of a tin can. An old, rusty and battered can was picked up from under the edge of the house, a string was produced from Mike’s pockets, and two minutes more saw the dog and the can career ing wildly down the street, the former having-been given a kick "to start 'im off." What memories were afterward con- uected with that poor dog’s flight through the town, who shall say? Boys shouted and threw stones at him to urge him to still greater speed; men, who did not think themselves cruel, stopped to look after him and to laugh, with great enjoyment; teamsters leaned, down as he ca'me past and snapped him with their whips, and everybody that saw him smiled and was much amused. Nearly everybody, that Is. Away at, the other side* of the town was a pret ty young girl who called out pityingly to the wreached dog, which staggered as it tried to run: “Come here, poor fellow! Oh. poor, (»Mir doggie, have fliey treated you. so badly?” And in a little while Minnie-Tx*. to whose tender sjnnpathies no suffering creature ever appealed In vafo, had coax(*d the vagabond to believe In her and had him on the porch, whore he lay panting. • "Give him a little water. 0 said Mrs. Lew, coming out work to look at him. "Lie still, old fellow, and I’ll cut the cord on your tail," said sympathetic Ray. “There—It's all right* now. May- be this can will do to plant a flower in. miMiima." , lie took up the can and bent back the lid, which h.'^l been a* nost cut off at first atul then pressed back, to close the o >ening. An exclamation of stir-» prise startled his mother and sister, and th<?y looked around to see Ray. pulling from the can a package writ p- pei 1 In ailed silk. And what do yqu suppose that pack- age contained? o ^loney, lots of it. all in big bills! Atal there was also a queer-looking pa- |»er. which the boy soon made out to tie the will of the old miser, What a strange will it was. just such a one as you would suppose A strange man like Simon Greer would make! Having named the various money-deposits that he had Injthe banks amt the bonds and stocks that he owned a goodly Amn In all—and setting forth the fact that he had no relatives In the( world, he left bls entire possessions to the finder of his will. And that Is how good fortune came from the old house on one side of the town to the flower-covered cottage on the other—in an old tin can tied to a vagabond dog's tail.—Chicago Dally New a. 0 • ° a, V o <9 <0 • o O e •• a o o Ô O • o o •• o 0 Oo o * • « * •• 0 % 0 o' 0 0» o o o