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• • • • a • • • . e e • e e 9 GOT MIS The Bak*, #i* C« m > Driver inf Sovereign. a Rliee* The father of the present Duk* of Buccleuch »’.i* not averse to a joke as regarded hi* identity, and an amusing anecdote, with a some what serious ending, is told about him. His grace purchased a cow frum a farmer near Dalkeith and gavu orders it *hould be sent up the following morning. According ly the cow was -.ent, and the duke, who was walking in the avenue, es pied a small bo) who us* attempt ing ineffectually to drive the ani- ani mal. The boy. not knowingzthe duke, cried out: “Hi, mon, come here an’ gi’ us a han’ wi’ this ben t!” The duke, greatly amazed, deter mined to have .1 joke, lie walked on slowly ind t -ok no notice. At hint the little fellow called: “Come here, mon, an* help us, an*, sure us anything I'll give ye half 1 get.” This entreaty h id the desired ef fect. The duke gave a helping hand. “And now,” - rd lie. “how much do you think io . i »ill get for this job?” “Gw dinna ken. mi <1 the boy, “but I am sure o something, for the folk .. at ti.e house are good to u’ liodu 99 A h the) nenn <1 tin* house the du! e left the I.. I ai I entered by a different wuv. I . ailed a servant and put a soveri i 'ii into his hand, ti lling linn to ve it to the boy who brought tl < ov The duke ♦ lien returned to the avenue and was there met bv the boy. “Well, how mu h did you get?” “A shilling,” ii<l the Imy, “an* there’s the half of it to ve.” “But surely you got more than a shilling?” “No,” said the Isiv earnestly, “that’s all I got "There must he some mistake,” said the duke, “ nd as 1 know the duke if you return I think I’ll get you more.” The liov consented, and hack they went. Tlie <luke rang the hell and ordered all the servants to assemble. “Now,” said he. “show me the person who gave you the shilling.” “It was tliat chap there,” point ing to the butler, who, utterly con fused, attempted to apologize. The duke cut all explanations short and ordered him to quit his service in stantly. As for the boy, the duke was so delighted with his honesty that he sent him to school and edu cated him at his owm expense.— Kansas City Journal. . SUBINTELLIGENCE. HEW WTO. An Eya to the Main Chanca. Lucinda had a large box of choco lates. Every few minutes she would pass the box around to her mother and her mother’s visitors. “What a dear little tiling!” exclaimed one of them. “She is the very soul of generosity. Most children would satisfy the dictates of conscience by passing the box around once, but she seems to wish to share the whole box with us.” Lucinda’s mother smiled know ingly, and when 11» little girl went out of the room she said: “Don’t count too much on Lucinda’s gener osity. I know it looks that way, but as a matter of fact she is mere ly working for herself. I don’t per mit her to eat much candy, but she knows that every time she passes the box around she’ll get one her self. She knows 1 won't scold much so long as she is passing her sweet meats around to others.” — Ex change. , Her Sacrifice. A teacher in a certain Sunday school'had been impressing on her girls the need of making eome per sonal sacrifice during Ia-nt. Ac cordingly on the first Sunday of that penitential season, which hap pened to be a wafm day, she took occasion to ask each of the class in turn what she had given up for the sake of her religion. Everything Went well, and the answers were proving highly satisfactory, until she came to the youngest member. “Well, Mary,” inquired the teacher, “what have you left off for Lent?” “Please, ma’am," stammered the child, somewhat coufused, “I—I've left off my leggings.” Th« Safe Way. Som« A Person* Imitate Unconsciously ths Actios* o< Others. “Have you ever noticed,” asked an olwrvant physician the oilier day, “how ¡ mt - ohs who have some thing on their minds imitate uncon sciously the actions of others?” A reply in the negative brought forth a reiteration of the statement. “A subintelligence seems to be at work,” continued the physician, “in all of us at all times that controls our actions and causes us to do a great many things unconsciously. A nervous man or woman will twist and tear a scrap of paper or toy with some article for an hour at a time. When spoken to such persons start and look at the article in their hands as though wondering where they had obtained it. in nine cases out of ten this person saw some oth er person doing the same thing, and unconsciously his or her hands, un der the direction of subintelligence, sought out the pa|>er or article to play with.” The conversation frtnk place in the waiting room of a ferry house, where a score of business men, all preoccupied mentally with the com ing business of the <lav ami all anx ious t<> get to their ofiiees, were con gregated, waiting for a Imat. To prove the truth of his remarks the physician suggested an experiment, lie began a march up and down the waiting room. In two seconds a worried looking man who appeared to be a prosperous merchant or bro ker began to march also. Two clerks and a stout person followed his example. In five minutes two men who were reading newspapers were the only persons out of the twenty odd in the room who were not walking about. The physician ceased suddenly. Peculiar as it^nay seem, his action appeared to give the whole assemblage a shock. They woke up, as it were, but not suffi ciently to know that they had been experimented upon. Before the boat arrived they had assumed the positions in which the physician found them. “Another thing I have noticed,” added the physician, “is that the higher the intelligence of a man is the more liable he is to be con trolled by subconsciousness. An un intelligent man seems to have none of it.”—New York Globe. i oteain Laundry. im» p XO.-LF.k A MOL I lie d sS. Lodge tuid Proffesaional Directory L»:r are Requ.ua to Notify this Otho uu Eit.tiuu of Others .uwi ou Change of Meeting Night. Cards under this Bead are 50c per in., mouth COQUILLE good tin»«- o come. I First-Class tmdry Work i ■>. Guaranteed. ■ Al (..I nn Willi our BÄU I 1; MillHIE. will be '■ «i-,. uni ilt-livervU in i 1 l-,UV ri.'UlIlk'H » ANDON LODGE. No. 1.13. 1 I». O. E J iue«tH every Wedneaday evening. Visi'iiiU brothers iu nood xtaudiui; cor- lially invited. NA l it IN HAKKLOW, N. G. I. J. Kiiu.xv. See I Rebekah Lodge No. 126. EETS Every 2nd and 4tli Bandon Foundry Machine Shop THE EXPERT »Va‘chmak ir & hweler ■ I r.don fir up Co Store Bandon Steamboat and Mill I. LAW a S|'K IAI.TY. O' C. W. JYGERT I V. Pai* ’.tnrs ’.nd Contractors S pecial M i ACHINES B uilt to O rder . ( elphi n <». ih , lodge A. C. JACK. JAMISON Oregon. LOUIS DOONAR, Electric Light [and Tele Electrician. phone Work. Supplies Bun don, Oregon ’’ABLE ROCK CAMP, No. 9176, M W. _ of A. Meets every fourth Saturday of T- BlumeiTrotlier each luonth al Concrete Hall. Visitiui; O IJ. S. <'oiiiiniM*.ionvr mih I Notary Public. neighbor* cordially invited to attend GEORGE LORENZ. II. C. Eiling* and Final proof* made on Home E. E. O akkh , Clerk. Mtvada, l imberC'laim* and other L. 8. Land* Motley l.oaiot Negotiatt»«! «in Approved Security. ForeMterM of AmericM. Otiice in room in Itayerle Building, Ban 101 liì Ql'EEN HE T1IE FOKENI , No. don. KeHidt nce uu butte ('reek, Oregon. 17, lueetH Friibiv night, of each wt-ek. Heal Kfttate bought anti hold. in Concrete Hall, Baudon. Oregon. A cor disi welcixue ih extended to all viHÌting brotliern Alimeli BICE, O. T yi . kh , Cliief Ranger. Fin. Secretarv. ( Woodmen off the World. Estimates uiven on any kind of <EAS1DE CAMP No. 212. W. <>. W. buildings. Address Baniion, Oregon. * ’ meets in regolar «essimi the first, and third tii<irs<lavH of each month in the Ma sonic hall. Visiting neighbors are oordially invited. li. W. BULLARD, C. C. Dr. J. Warren Kelly- O. C. WicuvooiiL, Clerk. BROWN Physician and Surgeon - Operative Surgery a Specialty. Resident Dentist The Arcade Saloon, OFFICE, Lowe« Drug Store. the Panier Building. - «KO. Choicest of Wines, Liqours and - OREGON. A Man’s Face 1*. TOPPIN«, A l lOKNEY and COUNSELOR AT LAW Sometimes is and sometimes isin't his fortune, but a good clean shave and a neat haircut goes a good ways on first im pressions. Everything new and clean, and at your immed iate disposal. AND NOTARY PUBLIC. Cigars Eire Insurance Bandon. - - - - Oregon. They Handle The Famous W. E. THRESHER, Attorney -at - Lair. I Weinhard’s Residence in OFFICE IN OLD BKEUEH BUILDING, BANDON, Beers Notary Public HARRY MORRISON, Oregon Wedderburn Near Poat Office G. It. Smith In The New Green Building Bandon Co-Operative Reality Co. I Title Guarantee 1 and Abstract Company Real Estate and City Property * Residence and Business Lots Sold and Exchanged. A general Brok erage Business. Timber, Farm Lands, Collections, Rents If you set out to walk a mile in Sweden, you will have to walk more than five times as far as you would have to walk in America to com plete your mile, for a Swedish mile is 34,980 feet long, while an Amer ican mile is only 5,280 feet. The English and the American miles are the same in length, while the Span ish mile lacks 714 feet of being as long as the American mile, the Nor wegian mile is nearly seven times its length, and the Dutch mile is only 3,280 feet. With the exception of America and England, there are no countries in which the mile is the same length.—Minneapolis Journal. i 1 We lr<\o e.'inplfl.- I >< I li< iroileh ai I lip to ilate ABSTRACT PLANT, hiii I tie.. ate in ■ 1 •• 1 iy ( furnish ('♦ H li ECT A l»S I'RACTS at «I» rt m <>r>f> r- will icceive rarefili Prosper (’«»quilín Phone, 191 I‘I m »( ip . 14*» /’Miu#- h J S Barton. Abstractor Mill Co WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS fit tun / 1'prnsf n'ht a if i ntt] Abstracts ritte ( rita ¡'a ateo '//</ . I bstra< / Co. t. I •! prompt attention. Marshfield Office Adjoins lanagan & Bei,n< it bank. That at Coquille Adjoins Postoffice. Oregon Pine, Spruce and White Cedar Lumber Henry Sent-<ta< ken. Manager ZWW ’’■»«•■a-tíf» t- Wouldn't Take His Place. Hearing of the sudden taking off the stage of life of a leading Thes pian while he was playing in Chica go, a New York Rialtoan out of a job telegraphed the manager as fol lows : “Having heard of the sad and tragic demise of Mr. ----- , I’ll take his place for $150 a week.” As the message was sent collect, it elicited the following reply: "Thanks. 1 wouldn't take his place for twice that amount.”—Minne apolis Journal. I I Have You an Edison. Vieti-, Columbia or ZoNoPhone T dking f General Merchandise Jiine? LOGGERS’ SUPPLIES Yon can get them with Redpolls from us on easy payment«, a a Specialty. cheap as at any place in the world. Market Price Allowed for Produce of all Kinds. Uli EGUN. V TITTTL J (Sf CCENSOR IO noOVEH .< JI MONDAY j BANDON MEAT MAk’KE'l'. -------- Dealer In All Linda I —— Fresh and Salt Meats, Vegeta Lard. Etc. Eie i •'r*Ylaviii puroh ><l thm ila ami w«|l t-«lal>liHh><l|l.iiiineH«. and ni<», . .,. (>-■■ ni.- I th,* Marshall Bnihlinc, ea«t aide Mun sfrwl, we «olieit a rontinoanre of paat pener< i patrona«', enararitseia .> h. u>-, u . hh I-. fai prici « and r<.111 teou« treatment U> all. Furai Produce Always Bought end Sold. € < •• NOTARY PUBLIC I»r. I». L. NTEEI.E • ». • • • TKtAIMIOIII, ATTORNEY■ AT - LAW, Knuhu <*r vited to attend. R. E. L Bedillion, (J. (’. B. N. II abbi noton , K of II. S. Miles and Miles. « • ♦ • T. Bandon, »I ' «. of I*.Hub'll. Ol'HgOII. I VA RXEÙ • • Office with Whaaier Heal Estate Co. IU nikim , .... O hio . . ( J A coal miner in the east of Scot land was visited by a friend, and among the places of interest shown E. C. BARKER & CO. Coquille. was, of course, the pit mouth. See ing the cage lowered into the pit Successor to V. R. WILSON with the stout steel rope, the min er's friend exclaimed: Hi* Introduction. “My word! I shouldn’t like to go Mark Twain said the only intro down there on that rope.” “Why,” exclaimed the miner, duction to a literary audience that “Aw wadna like to gang doon there he ever had that seemed to him the right word in the right place, a real without it!”—Dundee Advertiser. inspiration, was as follows : Sh. Had a Reason. “Ladies and Gentlemen—I shall A. F vili L ìàio of Co if eollonery, Frvut The Rev. J.—Tut. tut! How dare not waste any unnecessary time in Cigar? Tobaooo, . oft UrinkuB. etc you come before me and ask me to the introduction. I don't know any News St n. ri cl Connection marry you when he is in that dis thing about this man. At least I graceful condition ? only know two things about him. Would Be Bride Weel, sur, pleai, One is that he has «ever been in ■ur. he’ll no come whvi he’s súber. prison, and the other is I can’t see ■—Illustrated Bits. ■by he hasn’t.” .a - I Next to Vienna Cafe «o ATTORNEY AT LAW Notary Public Knight* of PytliiHM Modern Woodmen. W ork C R WADE the month. A cordial luvitatiou e,tended to all memtiers in good standing. ANN A CKA1NE, N. G. 1‘ kiui . Eau KSON, Seu'y. Meeta every Monday evm* D at Pvtbiaa. mg Maeomo hall Viaiting Ktiiuftt*4 in Garfield & Von Pegert. OHtCUOX. i'ueaday«. Practice night tirsi We im-aday of the M mouth. Social Evening the 3rd Saturday ftO^DEN VAN H F. ... HANIMIN, i «». o. r kl».* J .1 c >11 >i..*>t nollce, *,l ii r* a- *iial,it- i ri<*4**. ■-. V <•. i » i Houston, Dr H. t V.IHIN nil'll t. No. Ilo. AFA M. J’HLMi/UX A M W/.O.V J -I ll««i OiMUlUUUMMtNMM IÙM H*ln day after the full moon of each luoulb Oilier ovt i l»ruq Store. H.iurri. to 12, All Master Masons cordially invited m . iu . I :dl» I*» 4. p in ; 7 lo b m the etening R. li. ROSA W . M Xi^ht ceils answered from oilier. I I OX. Pr.»p’n. ( ’oquiih», < >1 • Tenures of Scotch Landowners. Sir George Clerk of Penicuik House, Edinburgh, married the daughter of another baronet, the late Sir Robert Napier, and he holds his lands on a curious tenure. This obliges him to stand at the bend of a road near his house and blow three blasts on a horn if the sov ereign visits Edinburgh. And there are other landowners with similar rights or obligations. Major Houi- son-Craufurd holds the lands of Braehead on the understanding that if the king should happen to cross Cranium! Brig, at the gates of his residence, he presents him with a silver basin filled with water in which to wash his hands. Then, should the sovereign chance to visit Hopetoun House, Lord Linlithgow orders that the chains which stretch across the principal avenue should be lowered so that his majesty may drive up the central approach.— Glasgow Times. l iie Bandon Kt « <> kdi k will be found on sale, by the copy, at Var io V A l'uttl< - ( . ui< ciioin n Su>rc, <,u Main Street. 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