Bandon recorder., March 29, 1906, Image 2

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BANDON RECORDER.
L POLLY LARKIN j
Ik» you ever realize how much iiap-
plutMs and cull tell tiuelit we l<*e d»V by
day by our failure to euF»y ihe pnavut.
We are not sure of lieiuorrow, then
| why not enjoy t«»-<iay'.’ This forever
and a day hsikiug luto the future for
the realization of our lio|>e» ami de­
pending on something afar oil' for pleas­
ure, wre< ksthe present for u*. Klill we
go blindly ou, regietting the past and
peering into the future. To-day tbe de­
sire of oui heart may l>e granted. Tbe
friends we love are with us, the day Is
|>erfeet, dull care ho* taken wings, and
there in a ring of pure joy in everyone’s
voice. But this i* not enough. Hud-
denly the little cloud of diseonteui a|e
liears. It I* not to-day, hut the future
we are looking forward to, some event
that must transpire before we can i>e
¡lerfectly satisfied
We are not con­
tented. But I tiear you say, "we must
look into tlie future or we would lose
all our ambition; we would become
rusty ami lau-k-numbers, iu fad mere
uouotliiugs." Yes, I admit that, but
in looking into the future we do not
have to forget that we have something
to lie thankful for Usday. Make the
moot of the happiness and mercies that
have fallen to your portioii. Let there
la- a song of gladness in your heart that
will show to those around you that you
are in tune with the song of birds, the
laughter ot children and the merry jest
of tbe fuu-loving friends, who believe
that there is a time to be sail, but this
day u not one of the times. We can
throw otf a great deal of this gloomy
foreboding by exerting a little will­
power »nd cultivating it, too, and by
this same will-power we ca'i curb to a
great extent t e restless spirit that is
chafing at something all the time until
we are a bundle of nerve« ami succeed
in imparting it to others, causing all
the sisitliing restful feeling to take
wings. We owe it to ourselves as well
as to others to get all the enjoyment we
can out of the present.
THE HUMBLE HAIRPIN
Y« h *
I'buuukl luu K hfw ||a Maur
I *e*. bat There Ira Olbera.
I
FACTS IN FEW LINES NEW SHORT STORIESj WASHINGTON LETTER
A B«»sl«»ia Pri-ullorlq,
Wuftieu are now adopting mice as
(gp«cial Correspondence.)
Wlieu Janies Kiernan, tlie Twevdla-
I pets.
"Uncle Joe". Cannon was chairman
The
comprehensive
merits
of
the
Firas Vftlrg Neser Go Oat.
Natal wa« annexed by th«* British punch of the "Flormlora" cast, was In of tbe select committee which had In
hairpin are known to -all oluwriant
There are domestic fires burning In
Boston recently, the wit of tbe inhab­ charge the refurnishing of representa­
fifty
uiiie year* ago.
uien. it*, special value In surgery Is
England today w hich Uuve uever been
Ouioii* are a preventive and often- itant* took him unaware», and be bare­ tives ball. Among the other things
asserted by a writer In American Med­
out for hundred* U|»iu hundred* of
With the mouth of June comes the
time* u cure for malarial fever.
ly escaped a violent death in conse­ promised the members for thia session
icine. It seem* that a surgeon ran do
year«.
flight of the summer sojourners to more
I*.
8.
Jackson
of
Bostou
La*
invented
quence.
was an elaborate system of ventilation
At the old fa*htoned farrnbousea In pleaitanl lis alitim than the wind-swept
almost auytbing with a hairpin, He a device to aeeure privacy on tlie tele­
Emerging from the theater one after­ liy which cold air eou'.d be forced up
the dales of Yorkshire peat Is still region* of Hau Francisco. There is
can wire boues with it, prolie aud clone phone.
*
noon. Mr. Kiernan dis-ided that be through a aeries of duds so as to re­
burned. Tlie fuel Is obtained from the
wound*, pin bandages, compress blood
The Braziliau coast city of Bahia has would Journey toward tlie depot and duce tbe temperature of tbe ball and
moors, and *tacks of It are kept by the bustling around and |iacking, the study
vessel*. use it "to remove foreign I hh I alsuit 'Jiai.umi Inlialiitants. who live tu
of guide-lMMik* and time-tallies, the rush
funner* In their stack garths
Ui**et a frieud whom he was exiH*eting. make It comfortable in hut weather.
les from any natural passage" and "as 17.1 «aI house*.
The country roundabout Is noted for for traiu* ami the pleasant journey for
Not being fumlliur with the street car The memliers have been waiting for
a
curette
for
scraping
away
soft
ma
­
Since the art of abbreviation Is per facilities, he slopped a newsliey ami in­ (he cold air. but so far uoue has been
It* "girdle cakes," which are made tlie .Mecca they liave «elected to pass a
terial." And no doubt the women feetisi iu America dealers In pineapple*
from dough linked in quaint pans sus­ few week* away from tl e din and noise,
quired what line he would take to get felt. The temperature In tbe bouse la
doctors can do a great deal more with cull ’em pin»-«.
pended over the peat tires.
away from the confusion ami dust, for­
I he same as iu tbe senate and in tbe
I here.
that most gifted and versatile of fill-
Lead deposits have lus-u found III
These tire* are kept glowing from getting the duties anil cares that bind
corridors of the <«ipltol. Congressman
man
implements.
Authropologiots
have
The
young
man
looked
up
quickly
Sinking valley, Lycoming county. Pa.,
generation to generation, and the son them tor the remainder of the year.
Watson walked ever to Mr. Cannon
never done Justice to the hairpin. It and will lie develo|>ed.
'it'.J replied. "Yons' go into the sub­ one ufteruuon when there were more
warm* bjinself at the fire which warm- Artists and photographers, student* of
keeps civilization together
in the
ed hl* sire and bis grandsire and bls
The Netherlands rank In Inqiortance way and take the elevated.”
members iu the restaurant than there
hands of girls entirely great It Is much
Kiernan delllierated as to whether It were in the bouse. The Indianlan'a
grandsire'* sire and which will warm many languages as well as the iiiauy
second
only to Great Britain u« u mar
mightier than the sword or. for that
interested
in
that
delightful
study,
Would Is- best to »[toil his sliiue or not. collar was melted, and Ills face was
Ills son ami hl* son'* son.
matter, the plow, What is the plow­ ket fur America ii flour.
There Is a fire at Castleton. In the iMitany, anil whole searching parties
Philadelphia now boasts u Wayfar­ and before he made up his mind tbe beaded with perspiration.
forked stick,
of
the
but
a
development
boy had disap|icared. Tlie comedian
Whitby district, which has lieen burn­ for subjects for their natural history,
“'t nde Joe,’” he asked seriously,
and what is the forked stick but a ers' lodge, where the hungry may get walked a few steps and a|>proucbed a
ing for over 200 years. The record ami iu tile wissls anil valleys of Califor­
"where is that cold air we voted money
miHllfii-ation of the hairpin? if there food in exchange for work.
probably Is held by a farmhouse at Os- nia they can find enough ill a sin­
for last session?”
Chicago < ity council is contemplating I m >I iceman.
was any necessity a woman could
"Cun you tell me which cur will take
Uiotherby, In the same district. This gle summer's jauul to lilla menagerie.
"Yes, where is It?” echoed Mr. Can­
scratch the grouud successfully witli a tlie establishing of nine small parks for me to the depot?" he inquired.
tire ha* been burning for 500 years, Tlie other day I met a little lady all
non as lie mechanically uiup|>ed bi*.
hairpin now. In fact, there is no work tlie lielietft of tile “no-room to-live"
"Go Into tin* subway mid take tlie forehead with his handkerchief,
and there are records to show that It
1
or play in which something may not |M*»r.
ready for a trip to the country, and
elevated." replied tlie officer, as though
hn* not been out during the last 300
lie accomplished by means of it.
Tlie Bulletin des Halle* of Purls es lie had lieen used to answering the told those darned fools on the commit­
she
liad
paraphernalia
enough
for
two.
years.
Dullards will tell you that women tiinates tlie number of horses in tlie same question a hundred times u day. tee that 1 was not in favor of buying
She was after hugs and butterflies and
anything I could not see, but they were
aren't
so inventive ns men; don't take world at 74.< mmi , inh > and tlie number of
Could Not !•■*** the Etaml aalloa.
the like for some institution East,
"Then 1 suppose if 1 wanted a sur­ lion nd to do it!"
out so muny patents. They dou’t have mules ami asses at 12.100,000.
A southern woman s|ieaks with pride they sending lier some place every sum­
face car I would luive to go to the top
Threatened Boycott Woo.
to. With tlie hairpin all that is do able
A philanthropic society in Philadel- of a skyscraper mid come down In a
of the many years of faithful, loving mer. .She was inquiring ail about the
The rich Senator Clark wants to put
can be done. With a hairpin a woman pliia peddles ice in the summer to the fuicachiito." v cut urcil th., comedian tea-
service rendered by her dusky bouse country traversed by the California
■ i|> a flat building in Washington's most
can pick a lock, pull a cork, peel an up poor at a ceut for several pounds aud tily.
keejier. Not only 1* "Aunt Ca'llne”
aristocratic and exclusive spot— ou Du­
pie. draw out a nail, beat an egg, see pure Hterllized milk at a cent n liottli*.
valued for her executive ability, but North western Railway. Here Polly
"You're too fresh. young man.” de­
If a Joint of meat Is done, do up a baby,
A church is to be erected at Alder ■Jared tlie bluecoat, grappling his club pont circle, next to the Leiter»' and a
her Judgment is so wise in most cases wa* right at home, for haven’t I s|>ent
couple of doors from the new marble
sharpen
a
pencil,
dig
out
a
sliver,
fas
­
some
of
tbe
most
deligli
t
ful
hours
of
uiy
that her mistress has come to depend
«hot, England, in memory of tlie Ro- meaningly. And Kiernan went on his
palace of It. W. Patterson of tbe Chi­
ten a door, hang up a plate or picture, ma n Catbolic soldiers mainly Irish
greatly upon her opinion in certain life in enjoying the magnificent scenery
• ay wltliont further hesitancy. Later cago Tribune and only a few steps
open a can. take up a carpet, repair a men vv ho lost tlieir lives in South Af he learned that Boston was tlie one
matters.
ami noting the objects of interest many
from the new home of the Wadsworths.
baby carriage, clean a lamp chimney, rica.
"Do you think James would l>e a and varied along this same road'.’ 1 as­
•ity In America where tlie elevated Ai! kinds of excitement! Indignation
put up a curtain, rake a grate fire, cut
good man for us to take up into the sured lier that she would liave to go uo
Telephone wires have been strung oad was reached via the subway.
meetings to protest at the Impudence
a pie, make a fork, a fishhook, an awl. through tbe San Gabriel forest reserve.
mountains with us this summer, Aunt further than this favored section of
of
these new rich and to devise ways
a
gimlet
or
a
chisel,
a
paper
cutter,
a
Ca'llne she asked one day, referring
California, for the purpose of warning
11 uoir In h Hole.
aud means to block him! So he was
clothespin, regulate a range, tinker a the rangers of the presence of forest
to a handsome young darky who had country and that she would find herself
•ottisli
Men
of
Letters'*
Mr
told lie would be given the “double
lingering with her chosen work when
sewing machine, stop a leak in the tires.
been for six weeks In her employ.
the author, relates a story cross” in a social way if lie did It. Not
roof, turn over a flapjack, calk a hole
Aunt Ca'llne folded her arms and as­ the golden-rod came out to “light her
From tlie census of 1890 the United
that though David Hume was a dinner of Ills would they go to, not a
In a pair of trousers, stir batter, whip
sumed her most Judicial aspect. "Missy lamps along the road” and the frost
States department of agriculture eatl-
among the upper classes in dance would tlieir daughter* attend,
cream, reduce the pressure in the gas
Kate." she said firmly, ”1 done watch ki*sed the finger ti|>* of autumn caus­
within our bor
his skepticism ami supposed not a card would their footmen leave
meter, keep bills ami receipts on tile, mated that we had
dal taiy eber since he come hyer. an' I ing the leaves to blush crimson and
dors 5.5OOJJ00 trotting bred or roadster
he was not tolerated by the at bis door, and all their friends—In »<»
tighten
spread
butter,
cut
patterns,
done test him. When I tested him in turn russet and gold. She would find
horses.
far as they could be |*-rsuaded—Would
windows, clean a watch, untie a knot.
de ease ol> de spring lied 1 foun' out herself in the land of hop« and tlie fields
If one were to «wallow a bee or a
stick up their noses and say cutting
varnish
floors,
do
practical
plumbing,
dat when It come to liftin’ ilat boy was
«
«
«
«
tilings alHiut tlie senator from Monta­
reduce the asthma of tobacco pi|ies, wasp while eating fruit and the little
all take hold an’ mighty little raise, merry with the pickers as they gath­
“t'yutbia B——Your letter iu the I pry shirt studs into buttonholes too beastie were to sting one in tlie throat,
na. Tiie threat was good. Tlie site is
Missy Kate, an’ dat'a a pore sign ob ered the dainty emerald cones. Here
still vacant. The architect was told
she would find the streams teeming query-box was laid over last week for small for them, fix a horse's harness, decidedly tlie best tiling to do is to eat
character, tn my opinions.”
to call off Ills plans.
with briMik trout, planted and replen­ lack of space. Many times these queries restore damaged medianicaI toys, wres­ a small onion.
Like Any Other Man-
The Midland Counties (England)
llrHtr.rtlun ut Tree*.
Tlie following story is toll! In refer­ ished by the California Northwestern come in at the last moment and the de­ tle with refractory beer stoppers. Im­ Trades federation has voiced its opin­
Representative Lacey of Iowa la a
lay must follow in answering them. provise suspenders. shovel bonbons, in­
ence to Mr. Lowell's second marriage: Fish Hatchery.
ion that if works were started with
cherry picker, or was when a boy.
However, they will never go uuan- . spect gas burners, saw cake. Jab
At the time when rumors of the event
» » » »
the money that would in tlie usual waj
This does not apply to political cher-
tramps,
produce
artificial
buttons,
hooks
became current among his friends one
swered. You want to know how to go
lie spent in strikes there would lie no
ties, but to the real things.
“From your description it is a place alsuit slipping plants that are difficult and eyes; sew. knit ami darn, button
of them, a stanch admirer of the first
strikes to spend money on.
"In m.v native state we used to go out
Mrs. Lowell and a firm believer In her to live in, work in and die in,” she in­ to root by using a grain of wheat. This j gloves and shoes, put up awnings, doc­
The cereals (wheat, corn. oats, rye
from school to gatiier cherries,” said
husband's permanent widowerhood, terrupted, “and I shall go prepared to is tbe way a well-known tlorist told tor an automobile, in abort, she can
Mr. Lacey during a deltate on the floor.
do what she wants to. She needs no and barley) raised in the United States
took it upon herself to deny tlie gossip lay all summer, and possitily fall or
during tbe past five years renfese t a
Folly, aud be managed to slip many of other Instrument.
"Once I remember wondering why the
every time it met her. Finally, how­ until the rain drives me out of this par­
teacher took along an ax. 1 soon found
his cuttings from roses, etc. Cut the
If a woman went into the Robinson value to the farmer of $(i.2"sl.(H)0,00<»,
ever, tlie announcement came to her
adise. I shall not lie alone, for I have slip to such a length that you a ill have Crusoe line, she could build a but and or an increase of nearly f l.tHMi.uttOJXMl
out. It was to cut the trees down, so
from smli extremely good authority
that we could pick the cherries easily.
two or three artists who are to go with two buds to bury in the ground. Slit make Iter a coat of the skin of a goat over tlie preceding live years.
that her faith was shaken.
I am sure there are lots of members
Intemperance in anything firing's its
She-wrote frankly to Mr. Lowell that me, and we ex|iect to pitch our tent by the slip to the first bud witli a very i by means of the hairpin. She will rev­
here who liave had a similar experi­
site had heard the reports and persist­ some of your trout streams and then sharp knife and ’ insert - the grain
.. of i olutionize surgery with it in time. own punishment by lessening tlie
ence."
ently denied them, but now began to commence to live. These art students wheat. Plant in a sandy mold and Meanwhile the male chirurgeons are pleasure that tiling cun iillord. One
The Iowan's illustration was to show
doubt her right to do so. She begged are as enthusiastic as 1 am over this keep very moist, This tlorist said he doing tlie best they can. but It Is not practical lesson appear* to l.c tills: It
(lie
reckless destruction of trees of all
to
lie
believed
that
they
have
mastered
a
favorite
odor
or
flavor
is
no
longei
him to let her know the true state of summer outing, and they expect to
scarcely ever lost a slip when he tried the full mystery of the hairpin.
kinds. He insisted that men were In­
fully appreciated, It should be foregone
affairs, whether she was to believe show some can vases this year that will
clined to regard trees as tlieir enemies.
altogether for a period.
id tn a never to-be consoled husband or, wm them not only praise, but motley.” this plan and usually got strong, healthy
When Women Were Kstra^nunnt.
That came from the pioneer Idea of
"Mounted on Jet black chargers. Witli
plants.
lifter all, "Just like any other man.”
i
subduing tin* forests as they had to
Herr was my op|s>rtunity again to get
Such a hue and cry as is raised about snow leopard skins on tlieir saddles,
» » • »
The answer was prompt and brief:
subdue tlie savages. In these days be
“Dotty Dimple” wants to know why the extravagance of the women of our they are one of the smartest troops ill
"Dear Madam—Yours, like any other ill a word, and I had something to say
day.
and
yet
al
the
court
of
St.
James,
insisted that trees were civilized, a*
India,
”
writes
a
correspondent
describ
of
interest
to
the
artists.
"That
re
­
man.”
we can’t have a "Foxy Grandpa,” or
well as men. and that the fact should
minds me” (this phrase always seems something likethat in this paper. Well, in a dress of velvet embroidered with Illg tlie Imperial Cadet corps, organized
be recognized.
They Han't I.Ike lluln.
iiHKMMMMtry to hold the IlllariMl until you dear little “Dotty Dinipl Je," your query gold, which is said Io have cost no less in India by Lord Curzon for the sons of
"There's a queer thing about Italian
than $1,500, Marie de' Medici* bad a native prince*.
To Teat I'nrumilh' Tobe*.
"I'Ll. DAB NAETHINII Foil YE IF YE D1NNA
SAY THE LORD'S PKAYEK."
laborers,” said a contractor who em­ can launch U| m > ii your theme and gives got in tlie wrong I kix . Tlie editor of gown sown with 32,(100 pearls and
Representative Greene of .Massachu­
In Lisbon, Portugal, a peculiar fea­
the
impression
that
you
have
tbe
right
your pa|ier will have to answer that 3.000 diamonds, and her example was ture of an ordinance regarding spitting orthodox of the lower class: "One dark setts has introduced a Dili for the In-
ploys a great many of them, “and that
Is that they absolutely refuse to work of way and common courtesy demands question for you.
followed by lesser personages, who in pulilie conveyances Is that the fine night as he walked along a footpath •tallatlon of a pneumatic tube service
In the rain. Stop a minute and think. that you tie given a hearing)—“that
cheerfully exiiended more than their is to lie imposed on tlie conductor, who over a boggy ground his ponderous between tlie capitol ami tlie govern­
Did you ever see a gang of them work­ reminds me,” I continued, “that there
Incomes on gowns so laden with pre­ is lielvl responsible unless lie call prove frame fell and stuck fast in tlie mud. ment printing office. There is a belief
BRIEF REVIEW.
ing In the streets, digging trenchea or is an artist who has recently arrived
cious stones that their wearers could that lie lias informed tlie police of the His calls brought a woman to tlie spot, at tlie capitol that If tlie pneumatic
doing any other manual labor In the from the old country and who has
scarcely move about In them. Mme. infraction of tbe rule.
who sympathetically asked. 'Are you tube service Is to be inaugurated here
rain? Well, yon never did and proba­ grown gray while he mixed his colors
Vegetarianism and Divorce.
de Montespan, the beauty who reigned
The Spanish Society of Dramatic and lllime, the infidel?' ‘Well, well, good in Washington for purposes of demon­
bly never will. Just as soon as a show­ and wielded his brushes as he port rayed
Judge Halsey of Milwaukee, granted at the court of I.ouls XIV.. wore at Musical Authors has intimated to tlie woman, Christian charity bids us help stration it could better be done be-
er sets in. no matter how slight, they
Mrs.
Louise Koss a divorce from Theo one great court festival "a gown of Spanish government that it will not our enemies,’ lie pleaded. 'I'll dae 'vveen tlie capitol and the government
will sera ruble for cover, If the rain the scenes that thrilled one in the pic­ dore Koss, a < »rove-street seed merchant gold on gold and over that gold frieze allow any of its plays or dramas to lie naething for ye if ye dinmi say the printing office than between any other
turesque
Alps,
the
lights
and
shadows
continues, they will soon complain of
stitched with a certain gold which lierforined at Madrid unless tile gov- Lord's Prayer and tlie belief, but leave two points in the city. Tlie amount of
feeling sick and knock off for the day. of London life, the studies that he made on the ground of erm I treatment, the makes the most divine stuff that has eminent grants a subsidy to tlie new ye where 1 fund ye.’ Tlie philosopher manuscript and other copy passing lie-
defendant
having
withdrawn
his
an
­
Due fellow will have a sore throat, an­ in gay Paris in his rooms in the stu­
ever been Imagined,” according to the national theater now in course of ion readily obeyed, and the body of tlie tween th,, luiildlngH dally is enormous,
other will be doubled up with pains in dents' quarter and the sublime coloring swer and permitteil the cas«‘ to go by de­ panegyrics written by the pen of Mme. st met ion.
deist was laboriously extracted from requiring constant messenger service.
bis stomach, and others will suddenly of the copies he made from the old mas­ fault. One of the charges involved in de Sevigne.
tlie mite by the Christian.”
The Power* Didn't Meet.
No
hurtful
microbes
were
found
in
acquire severe ailments of all sorts. ters, ha* just returned from a few weeks this case is the liustiand’s insistauce
in one of tlie deep window recesses
tlie
air
of
tlie
bouse
of
commons
when
It is useless to attempt to do anything spent in the hills and valleys and the that his wife should live tlie life of a
Old Time* HI the I apltal.
just off tlie main entrance to tlie liouse
Wheeler'* Story on HiniNclf.
It was analyzed. The fact was estab-
with them, ami pretty soon they will
In recalling the lively and pictur­
Mr. Wheeler, the brillinnt young is a sort of grumblers' corner, where
fern-clad canyons of the vicinity of the vegetarian. “My husband objected se­
however,
that
the
atmosphere
fished,
all go trooping home." — Philadelphia
esque Incidents which the old timers
of tlie chamber was too rarefied ami Kentuckian, lias hi* domicile in tbe secretaries to members mei-t nearly
California Northwestern Railway. ‘I riously to my eating meat,” said Mrs.
Record.
enjoyed In Washington one Is moved
Koss,
and
when
I
went
out
to
visit
any
dead, These defects, due to the metli- midst of a great tobacco county, a every morning. They exchange griev­
am gotug back to s|>end weeeks,' tie
almost to tears over the commonplace
ances there and in voluble language
Living Indelible Ink.
said. ‘What is the matter with your friends, sometimes to see my own fam­ nature of bls own times. John Adams oils of tiltratioii aud ventilation, are to county that has produced
pounds of tobacco in u year. Mr. discuss the personal cliaracterlstics of
If th» shell of the Purpura lapillus be artists who can never rest until they ily, he suspected that I would eat meat
be
remedied.
used to bathe tn the Potomac every
broken there Is seen on the back of the have crossed over into the old world? while I was away. He insisted on my
The Paris Academic des Sciences is Wheeler says he lias counted in one tlieir employers before these employers
morning at daylight because they had
animal. Just under the skin, a slender,
examining
a remarkable theory to tlie day 1,800 wagons loaded with tobacco arrive. Sometimes this flow of conver­
getting home at 7 o'clock, under tlie no bathtub in the White House, and
right in tlie chief city of this tobacco sation becomes as noisy as the chatter
whitish vein which contains a yellow This is a grand country for the man
no one ever pulled a kodak on him. effect that tlie key to human stature county.
of a flock of blackbirds. The plain
liquor. When tills liquor Is applied to who is a true lover of art and they liave penalty of lieing locked out. I was
lies
in
the
gland
situatvsl
in
tlie
throat
President Taylor used to walk about
Notwithstanding his faniiliarlty with citizens who figure in tlie opening
linen with a small brush and exposed the richest of fields for tlieir lalior right never home later tban S o'clock, and I the town and stop and chat w ith every­ under the larynx. By artificially stim
to the sun it becomes successively at their d<sir you might say. Look at was locked out twoor threetimes. I was one lie met, like a policeman. A recep­ ulatlng this gland it is claimed that tlie growing of tlie weed, a story of his scene of Julius Ca*sar are not more
first law case comprises a Joke apper •mpliatic than these clerks at $l(Mi per
green, blue and purple, and finally-set­ your Russian river, now creeping along not a believer in vegetarianism.
tion In the White House in these days any child can be made to grow to maxi­ tainitig thereto. Coming lip to Paducah month.
tles Into a brllllaut unchangeable crim like some silver ribbon, then plunging
Is relieved of monotony only by the mum height.
Tlie other day there was no gathering
as a young lawyer, not yet twenty-one,
son. Housewives of New England and dashing itself into foam as it tum­
Uses of Sunflower-Seed Oil.
Boston is a shade more foreign than
great crush of guests, w ho trample the
In tlie grumblers' corner, and one of
have growing abundantly on the sea­ ble* madly over it« rocky lied lietween
Cottonseed oil according to tlieHla'e clothes off one another's backs. An­ Chicago. It has 35.1 per cent of for Mr. Wheeler was engaged as attor­ lie facetious doorkisqiers posteil a sign
ney in a quarrel that arose in a tobac
side rocks In tlieir neighborhoods little
Department reports, is wain to find a other president set up in the east room eign born, while Chicago has only 34.C co patch. The present congressman on the window:
living bottles of indelible ink, not ts verdure-clad banks. The sky is a*
per
cent.
But
New
York
is
more
for
rival in oil from tlie seed of tlie sun- a six hundred pound cheese and in­
"The powers will not meet today.”
waxed eloquent in behalf of his client,
to be excelled In beauty or durability blue as forge’-me-nots, and the sceue is
vited the multitude to come in and help eign than either. Tlie percentage of
PrenidentN «nd Alligators.
by any manufactured product, since constantly changing. You don’t have fiower. Ex|>erinients iiiaile by German Itself, which the multitude proceeded foreign born is 37 per cent. These and tbe jurymen were all attention.
"Why, gentlemen," declared he. "I
The president held an informal re­
neither acid nor alcohol will affect this eternal spring with the velvety car- chemist* have convinced them, itseems to do.
three
run
a
close
race
for
tbe
lead.
Sun
know all about the growing of tobacco. ceptlou iu bis office tile other after-
Juice of the whelk.
|>et strewn with the first wild tiowers, of the availability of tills cheap raw ma­
Francisco conies in with 31.2 per cent. 1 was raised in tlie midst of tobacco noon, and a number
Tbe Ornn, Oatana.
of visitors were
bu there comes a change from this terial, and it may liecome a valuable
Missed n '.oa,l Dinner.
A
device
invented
by
Karl
Froseheck
on my father's plantation. I almost presentetl to him. ( »ne lady introduced
It is a most interesting sight to
article
of
commerce.
It
is
said
to
lie
verdant
green
to
the
sunburned
hills
A doctor living in a certain country
herself as from Jacksonville, l-'la.. and
watdi an orang outang make its way for preventing people being run over grew on a tobacco vine."
town was notoriously fond of good liv with it« lights and shadows; then comes eonvertable to many uses, and, besides I through tbe Jungle. It walks slowly when knocked down by an electric
“Then It wits,” said Mr. Wheeler at said:
tug. He had accepted an Invitation to your fall with its russet ami gold, tints having pocslbilites a* a lamp oil, may along the larger branches in a semi­ tramway car has lieen tested in Berlin tlie capitol the other day. "Hint 1 saw
"Mr. President. I have come all this
dine with friends, but ns he climbed and autumnal colors. This is a grand be used for dying and cleaning purpos­ erect attitude, this being apparently and found satisfactory. By means of a smile come over the <»<*•« nf the way just to sec you. I have never
their steps In smelt scul-oi. looking In country, aud you dou’t know n. Wait es and will l>eot service in soap making. caused by the length of its arms and « revolving cylinder in front of tlie cai Jurymen. I bad slipped. I ought to seen a live president before.”
tlie kitchen next door.
until I return to my own oountry and
the shortness of its legs. It invariably the jierson knocked down is gently have said plant. To this day they
Mr. Roosevelt seemed much amused.
The neighbors being also bis friends show the pictures I liave painted under
A phase of tlie tornado’s record is the selects those branches which intermin­ pushed aside without injury or bruls tiring that up against me as a good
"Well, welt,” he said. "I ho|>e you
lie resolved to drop III on them unex­
Joke out In Kentucky.”—Washington don't feel disappointed now that you
list of lives and property destroyed. gle with those of a neigblioring tree, Ing.
pectedly to partake of tlie venison. your < 'alifornia skies, and you will hear
At tlie preseut time many valuable Post.
on approaching which it stretches out
have seen one. Lots of people in these
During
eight
years
of
tlie
past
decade
the
|ieople
rave
over
them.
Here
you
They pressed him to share their in­
Its long arms, and, grasping the Isiuglis species of big game in South Africa
parts go all the way to Jacksonville to
formal dinner, lint when lie refused would say, ‘bow natural,’ and that the property loss from this cause ha* opposite, seems first to shake them ns are threatened with extinction. It is
Couldn't Support the Résolution.
see a live alligator. I wonder which
l*>th soup and fish hi* host began to would end it. I want no richer field amounted to nearly $30,000,000, dis­ If to test tlieir strength, and tlien de­ proposed to establish regulations for
Clerk McDowell of tlie house tells a kind of tourist feds tlie most sold."
a|H>logize for the simple fare.
than this region 1 am going into. What tributed over some thirty states of tile liberately swings itself across to the their preservation, and it is suggested story of the Pennsylvania legislature
Loud laughter by the president.
The doctor then confessed that he is the matter with your camera clulm I Union, and during the same time lie- next branch, which it walks along as that camps should be set apart for the when that body was controlled by the
New Grace Hetormed Cbareb.
was waiting for the venison, which ho that they have not discovered this in­ tween two and three thousand fieople liefore. It does not Jump or spring as purpose of brissling certain species in Democrats. They elected a speaker
Ground has lieen broken for theerec-
hail smelt as he came in.
order
that
tlie
country
may
lie
re
­
named
Patterson,
who
did
not
know
have
lieen
killed
by
these
atmospheric
exhaustible source of picturesque and
monkeys usually do. and never ap|>eiirs
tloii of the new Grace Reformed church
”<»li. that venison," said bis enter
anything of parliamentary law, but at the corner of Fifteenth and O
to hurry itself unless some real danger stocked with game.
outbursts.
talner, "we were roasting to oblige our magnificent scenery? Why don’t they
There Is Just now an observable who posed as a second Reed. At tbe streets northwest, more commonly
presents. Yet in spite of its apparently
neighbor*, who have a dinner party go there and camp until bad weather
tendency on tlie part of our foreign cluse of tbe session one of the Demo­ known as "the president's church” by
drives them home?"
Recent investigations made by tl e slow movements it gets along far
next door." London Answers.
population to distribute itself l.y na cratic members offered a series of res­
Department of Agriculture show that quicker than a |ierson running through tionalities to a certain extent. Two- olutions lauding the speaker for Ills reason of his attendance there.
« « « «
the
forest
beneath.
Tbe new church will stand directly
The Rih.
muslinsims are alsuit equal to )s>tatoes
thirds of the Irish remain In the east. services. but a Republican memlier op­ In front of the small brick structure
Right here I could have told him in the element of nutrition that goes to
The Living Church quotes this from
rie Heosoaed Wronic.
Two-third* of the Germans go west. posed their adoption.
now used by tbe Grace Reformed con­
a Connecticut woman's diary, dated that this part of the country would tie make flesh and blissl, but that, on the
"It's nil knowing how to reason." Of l.oiK'.iKiO Scandinavians ScUiOo are
"I cannot,” be said at tlie dose of
1790: "We bad roast pork for dinner, dotted with amateur photographer* as other hand, they do not bold much of said the Pittsburg man as be sighed in tlie west and northwest. The Rus a ten minute »;><■<■< li. during which he gregation as a place of worship. It
will be built of granite and Cleveland
and Dr. 8.. who carved, held up a rib well as by several experts who bad the fuel stuff required to keep the isidy In a sorrowful way.
stans Poles, Hungarians and Italians emphasized all Hie mistakes vv lii< li the graystone and will cost, including fur­
on bis fork and said. ‘Here, ladles. Is made a study of this lovely pastime,
"I
owued
a
house
and
lot
in
a
town
Democrats
had
made,
"I
cannot
In
­
■
re
chiefly
fonn<1
in
New
England.
nishings. except the organ, sl*ont $40.
what Mother Eve was made of.* 'Yes,* but he didn't give me an opportunity, machine running.
In our state and was getting a good New York and Pennsylvania, The dorse a speaker who has the vaulting 000. The Interior will be finished off
said Sister Patty, ‘and It's from very
rent
for
them
when
a
congregation
built
ambition
of
Nafoleon
and
the
intellect
Bohemians and Hollanders settle in
for he walked out of thenaim evidently
Hume spent fifteen years in collect­
ill quartered oak in sixteenth ceufury
much tbe same kind of critter.’ ”
a church right on tbe line. I reasoned the central west.
of Blind Tom."
Gothic style.
CARL SCHOFIELD.
disgusted with thet ahfornian’s lack of ing material* and writing his “History
it out that the place was spoiled, and
Infsnl I'rolltay.
appreciation of the land beautiful. Here of England,” and two years more in re- when I was offered tbree-fifths of Its
Tn Show It.
One of (Inr Pel Phrase*.
MnnHuliiK .folia.
Visitor (to little Freddy»—I-et's see
Bingo Bingo I'm going to bring my he was mistaken, however, for he will ' vising and correcting it.
"Did any of tbe inhabitants escape
former value I made haste to close the
“John,” she said softly, “have you what you have learned In your school.
wife round to call on you tonight.
with
bls
life?
”
Inquired
the
man
who
doubtless find many art studeutsand I
deal.
I
patted
myself
on
the
back
over
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been saying anything aliout me to Now, can you tell me the difference
IViuterby—That's right; but do me a amateur photographers during his sum­
wants harrowing details.
A Imd lieginning makes a g<**l end­ that bit of g<s»d luck.”
between B and C?
favor, old man. Don’t let her wear mer’s sojourn in the vicinity of the ing sometimes. but more often it makes
“1 didu't stop to ascertain." answered mother lately?”
"And wasn't It good luck?”
"No." replied John. "Why do you
Freddy—Tbath's eatby. A bee Itb a
her new dress. I don't want my
"Not a bit of it. I'm ■ clean thou­ tbe man who 1s karrowingly exact. "It ask?”
California
Northwestern
Railway
this
a
very
quick
ending.
I nt beet, an" a tbea itb full of water.—
wife to see It Just now.
struck me that if anybody escaped
sand
dollars
out
of
pocket
for
reason
­
I
"Because she said this morning that N'»w fork Times.
Bingo (grimly)—Why. that's what we year. He will And also that this sec­
without hi* life there wasn't nineb use
tion will t* tilled with campers, and
Don’t cultivate making enemies; it ing hind end to. The chap who lioiight in his escaping anyhow.”-Washington she believed you were on the eve of
• re coming for.
my place had twin babies, a piano, a
proposing to me. Now. I do not wish
Rilremr* Meet.
the comfortable farm-houses aud the isu't pleasail' to pas* men you don't fiddle and a harking dog. and the con­ Star.
________________
Mutant Surprise.
you to s[**ak to mother when you have
"Were
you
positive enough when you
different
resort*
will
be
teeming
with
want
to
s;*-ak
to.
gregation
hadn't
occupied
that
church
She—When I married you. I bad no
The one time In a man’s life when b» anything of that kind to say. Speak
over four Rundaya when it raised a Is satisfied to take a back seat Is when to me, and I'll manage the business told the old man you intended to marry
Idea that you would stay away from gVests, every bit a* appreciative of the
bi* daughter?”
beauty and wealth of scenery as this
The face of a child is a living story of purse and bought him out for twice be goes to church. —PI Lila delplila Bee
borne so muck.
with mother.”
"Yes. but be was negative.”-(Jluclu-
the lalue of tbe lace.”—Boston Globe. ord.
artist from the old country.
He—Well, neither bad 1— Life.
Its home.
And John said be would.
natl Commercial Tribuue
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