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I I • • 1. ml. I p - 1 st him from the thick A JOSSMOUSE. fol.!» of it p "|>nl tree and aneeringly I Fra Fleiare <•> lb» >« asked why Hie salilbs signed notes «•Isen's < hleese Quarter. THE STORY OF AN APPOINTMENT they < >uld not |>ay. INDIANS HAVE THE WILDEST CRAZE In one corner is a miniature wooden It meant ruin and shame and all tbe lO’A JUDGESHIP. FOR THE tented shows warrior, frantically riding a fiery steed rest of It. and even the face of hla I toward a Jos» w ho Mauds in his door friend, of Gaiety, all the happy boyish How tbe M m a Slated IM*r Associale The man is ptvperuua who saves a dollar on thia and a half dollar By W. A. FRASER. Mr» Ihr legruca Will ness gone, was there In tbe evening way awaiting the rider's coding. A Juatice of Meilcoa Supreme on that; the prices quoted in our new complete tn-page list help you in teapot of unique design, tilled with dusk. tlniM u an t white anti pleadlug. Court Flrat Got a lurprlw and Aft« [Co^jTivht. Isuu. b, W. A. FHi«r.l thia direction. It wa» a Liner struggle, for Myton fresh tea etery day. and a vary small •rwar< tbe Ofliee. Lieutei .nut 1-aytou bad a friend, a ad hail hoRur. plenty of It, but the odds I cup and saucer are always ready for It pays you to deal where no false representations are made, but tbe friend had ptg-nbarlfies. One of were |< m > great. He could not fight LMe in tbe year UOO It waa decided tbe warrior. Th IB represents a man "You may talk about your city circus where goods are sold directly an advertised. tbe peculiarities wt» an lya-orblgg love against It. ^ud iM-sides Johnson bad nut goers,” said the old circus man. “but killed in battle, whose tiRble steed, by tbe ¡»owers in Waablngton that Mr. Isn ’ t it much more natfadhatory and much easier to sit down at of getting into debt and consequent coutlded In him. had not trusted him. Daniel H. McMillan, ex-state senator tbe Indian, the wild, uututored red man missing his master, refused to eat and kite flying. It's as easy to get tutu debt had not put him on hla honor. It was home, look over the catalogue, select the goods required and mail your of the plains, has got them all beaten so pined a»ay and died. A welcome of New York and for many years gen in India as It Is to get into sunshine. his luck that he had seen the trial. eral counsel iu the city of Buffalo for order, than to de)>end upon stores where tbe stock is small, as well as to death. There's no circus goer In tbe I is assured to them In the tietter He was known by Ihr ebrerful Mine Fate had draw n him there to show him assortment incomplete, and get something that does not give half world like the North American aliorlg- land if tbe work of man can accom the Vanderbilt system of railroads, w as of “Gaiety." a way out of hla difficulty. plish it. The horse and rider are to to lie appoiuietl associate justice of tbe satisfaction, notwithstanding that you do pay an extravagant price? fne. He will travel farther, endure I^ytoo's name on With Lieutenant Also, if be bought Zigzag In the lot more privations and skimp himself tlun (the Chinese» what the images of supreme court of New Mexico. tbe back of a note and bls friend’s on teries Johnson could claim half every This ap|M>ini iiient bad been urged nut saints are to Christians. In another the face of It It was an easy hunt to time. They could both win quite harder to get tbe price of admission <i>riier is a tiny bowl of water. Th« only by ilu»»e who kucw Mr. Mcilihan than any other human being tn the stalk a Marwarle money lender with enough, for the lotteries would be very iu tin state <>f New Yorli. but by law world. What's more, I believe he real I gods occasionally come down and cash enough to discount It. But that heavy. No. 25 Market Street, San Francisco. ly enjoys the circus better than the ne wash. At tertain times of the year di- yers of Santa I'e and of other cities in transaction didn't really help them This was the day before the opening gro, though he doesn't make any fuss I mt questions are written on slips of New Mexico w ho knew of him and de very much. It tided the friend over sf the Lucknow spring meeting. paper and put luto the bands of one sired to see bint obtain tbe place. over It. settling day after the Bungaloo races, Toward tbe close of 1000, with Gov of Hie greatest josses. These disap It was the next morning Frank John "The negro, as every circus man Hla Hair Staal aa EaS. but it didn't provide the ways and son was walking home from the course knows, will sell the family cook stove pear, and then the Joss either nods or ernor Otero <>f the territory. Mr. Mc “Fp to five years ago,” said a pros- BLAKE, means against settling day with the after having seen bls string exercised, Millan was oil a Lake Nliore train Ito get money to see the elephant, but shakes bis bead In answer. pector to a St. Louis Republic reporter, MOFFITT Marwarle. when he was stopped by oue Harvey, I (lie Indian w ill barter off bls papoose, On the altar or altars are several «¡H-eding toward Washington. When "I didn't believe In such a thing as a & With nothing tangible In sight trainer to tbe rujali of Jagnat. I his squaw or even bis most cherished brass and copper vessels. In which the tlie train slopped at Painesville, O., man's hair standing ou end." And chances had to be taken, and one or “Good tnornin. Meester Johnson.” be I possession, his horse, to get a ticket. worshl|H-r leaves a sandalwood punk uewsboys boardetl It. and one of them I then the old gentleluau told tbe story STRAW AND BINDERS' BOARD two little fliers on the part of Gaiety gan Harve.v. and In his manner was burning iu such a position that tbe called out: "All aliout tlie new supreme SS-37«rv-H , First st. of the fright that led him to change had only worked them down deeper In much of tlie I've got something behind [After the negro comes tbe Chinaman. ashes will fall on the fine sand In tbe court judge of New Mexico. Silas I The Mexicans, too. are not slow tn re- Tax. Mam tea. Si SAN FRANCISCO. his mind: tbe debt mire. Alexander appointed." The governor ill tills style. | spending to the toot of the calliope. Tbe vessel. When one of these Is full. It is That was why Layton was wander “I was In the mountains of Idaho “What is It. Harvey?" said Johnson, I laziest greaser on the Texas border. emptied luto an Immense bronze vase of the territory and Mr. McMillan look Nicely furnish with a friend, amt we rail short of ing about on the maidan close to the centing tlie something at once. I who never paid a debt In bls life, bobs on the balcony, and this, in turn. Is ed at each other, and they bought a ed rwuxh by the fresh meat, so oue day I took my gun Lucknow race course one even Ing day. week or "Well. str. you know Simpkin, don’t I up promptly on circus day wltb his 50 emptied into tlie ocean. Tbe Chinese paper, and In that paper they read tn mouth, et suite and started off alone. I went into a when he should have been at the you ?" I cents, though nobody knows where he take good care of their living and nev glaring headlines that Silas Alexander or slngle.ai low ravine and was making my way along "gym” or the “mess” or almost any- of Santa Fe hail received the appoint rates. Count rv “Is lie any good?' asked Johnson. I got It. But the Indian is the greatest er forget their dead. Once a year, the • little brook w hen I came suddenly patronage Millcbed. and no pains wtli be sparad where except mooning about on the fourteenth day ot the seventh month, ment to tlie vacant Judgeship. I circus flend of all. to make them comfortable during their visit. He's never done auythiug yet. ” dismal smoke scented plain. Mr. McMillan the morning of his ar npoit a queer sight. Not four feet in BOB Market St., San Franciwco. "That's hall right, sir." answered tbe "In the west our circus Is known they have a solemn ceremony by which front of me, in the full blaze of the He was doing something that no offi Telephone Red AM. MRS. RA.N'FT, Prop [among the ludians as ‘the heap big | they send gol<l and silver and clotli to rival In tbe capital went at otlce to t be sun. lay four mountain lions asleep. trainer with a wink, "band 'e's In the cer In the whole service would have office of the secretary of war. big 'audlcap here, the same race as I brothers' show.' It Is the only circus tbe great iiruiy of the departed. "For half a minute I thought them given him credit for—be was fretting. "How did it happen 1 was uot up A furnace is a necessity In a joss- I Hint attracts the red man, and he waits • AM MARTIR CMS* CAMM dead, but as 1 stood staring at them, Tbe friend, who bad used up tbe your Zigzag's in." house. It is lighted ou ceremonial pointed?” he asked. For 23 years with For 3 years with "Well?' queried Johnson. for Its yearly appearance as confidently with my heart in niv mouth, every one C, E. Whitney A Co money and who would most likely "Wby. ” said Mr. Root, "you are ap C. E. Whitney & Uo. days, and patter representing cloth, "The 'andicapper don't know much las lie awaits the return of spring. In of them sprank up with a growl. And pointed!” ilMiut 'Im 'ere' sir. hand If you 'appen- I Missoula. Mon., one of our regular gold and silver Is burned, the ashes of "Why." said Mr. McMillan, "you are they faced around lit me. looking ugly, NEW COMMISSION HOUSE •d to I m ? ha ny where near wbeu the stands, fully one-half of the audience Is the materials being. In tbelr minds, mistaken.” And be drew from bis sniffing tbe air. with their whiskers weights was belli made liup and could made up of Indians. They come from useful In spirit land. Private families drawn back, showing the white line the pocket the Cleveland newspaper of get a tidy weight bon him we could las far as 200 miles on horseback and send to their relatives and friends day before. Secretary Root turned all of their teeth, switching their tails I even on foot, starting on their long whatever they want by throwing tbe land the stuff." colors. "This is a mistake." lie said; and looking like demous. gobi, the silver aud the cloth paper, "What weight’ll do you?” asked the I journey days l-efore tbe circus date and "As for me, 1 stisal rooted to the "an absurd, strange mistake, for I have 191-198 Davis St., San FranclMco. iwner of Zigzag. [.arriving promptly on the morning of also fruits. Into a tire built In tbe street In front of their bouses. Tbe days of it from the president's own lips, cor spot. I couldn't move from sheer fright. "Ilanything under 8 stone 7 ¡»ounda tbe day of exhibition. General Commission and roborated by Mr. Griggs, attorney gen A queer, numb sensation began in my "On circus day It Is a ease of every worship come ou the 1st and. 15th of With 8 stone 4 pounds on 'is back he Produce. ankles and crept up my body, and I eral. that your name wns sent yester ?oiil<l gallop right away from the both- man for himself with tbe Indians. Tbe each mouth. Modern Culture. day to the senate for action and that literally felt my hair rise. Specialty, Butter, Eggs and Cheese. ers." lord of tlie tepee brings enough trinkets "I stood there motionless for several the recommendation was duly signed Year consignments solicited. Then Harvey explained to the cap I In Hit* shape of moccasins and bows THE TALE OF A TACK. minutes, Then one of the beasts drop by President McKinley.” tain all about the trials Simpkin bad and arrows to peddle around town and Then the men went to tlie slate, war lied liis tail and whined. Tlie others given them down at Jagnat; how he I In this way gets money for bls own ad How mo Italian Tenor Was Kaabled and navy building aud found Attorney followed tits example, My presence to Reach High C, liad beaten horses Hint ipiite outclassed mission ticket. Ills squaw brings wll- mystlfietl them. A few seconds later General Griggs. "There was once an Italian teuor at I low baskets and has to hustle for her Zigzag, uutil Johnson saw that with a "But you Imve been given the ap they turned about ami crept away liglit weight on his back there certainly own ticket. They generally come In Covent Garden of tbe name of Tasca. pointment." »."Id Mr. Griggs. down the ravine, looking back stealthl- wlio. I am sorry to say. sang bls owu couples astride of a pony, and if the was nothing in it but Simpkin. "Then w lint does this newspaper re ly two or three times to see me. He knew that Zigzag on bls past market is overcrowded with Indian rel praises bettei than the score,” says Mr. port mean?" was the reply. "Wlien they were out of sight, I lx» William I’arry. tbe stage director at form would certaiuly not get less than ics they will sell tbe nag. The attorney general was dumfotind- gan to breathe again. I didn't care to tbe Metropolitan Opera House. "When the show trains arrive In J stone 7 |M>uiids in tlie handicap, per ed "I caunet conceive what It means,” hunt any more that day and made for "For tills am) other reasous be was All the world knows that cotice in those western towns early in the morn- haps KI stone. tie said. He tapped bls bell, and when tlie camp at top speed, That was the excessive use is injurious. And yet I lag 200 and 300 tents have already been strongly disliked by all tbe workmen. Tliis was a game after his own heart. a messenger came in response he re time my hair stood on end, and my the coffee lover cannot stand taste They could make a coup wltb Simpkin, I pitched by the Indians, some of which One day lie came to me and said, with quested tbe aHeudance of the clerk tn scalp was sore to tlie touch for a week less cereals. There has to this time .ml Zigzag would have less weight an have arrived the night before. Tbelr great show of mystery: confidential relations with him. whose afterward." lieen no happy medium lietweeii “'Tell me tile exact spot.' little colony is almost as interesting as other time. Café Blaml lilis the void with the duty It Is to fill In u|>ou appointment "I could not for tbe life of me under the circus itself. It Is a veritable ba liest elements of both. It is richer Two home« were huaylng each other like Besides, Zigzag would fetch a pretty lilanks tlie mimes of those who are de A Caret'nl Mother. stand what lie wanted twine. than straight cotfee, and many w ill good price in the lotteries, and tt would zaar of relics and papoose exhibitions. signed for H|>|H»ltitinents by tlie execu This is ii story one woman Is never " 'You know well euough what 1 not Is- easily convinced that it is come a smash If the thing wasn't met take a lot of money to back him to win While the old squaws are getting tive. tired ot telling of a mother whose child not all cotice. But we guarantee was enjoying himself with bls brother a fair amount. That would be too breakfast the children are playing menu,' be persisted. 'Show me the Tbe clerk niqs-ared. "Mr. Blank,” had been ill with scarlet fever. She that Cafó Bland contains less than officers as though lie hadn't n minute risky if Simpkin were as good as Har games and the chiefs are taking their spot when lauiberlik sang tbe high C. said the attorney general, "tlud out at always emphasizes the fact, too, that fifty per cent coffee, which is scien knickknacks to tbe market. They are There is always one spot on tbe stage once whose mime was seut yesterday the ntotlicr w.-.s pessessed. upon ordi to spare from tbe arduous duty of vey said. tifically blended with nutritious spending his income. Hie first one» after the doors of the big that Is lieiiei than all the others to to tlie senate with the recommemlation nary occasions, witli good sense and fruits and grains, thus not only “You can buy your 'orse in hevery "It's a devil of a bole that we're In.” lottery." said the trainer, "liand we'll rents are opened to land on the blue stand oil w lien you sing Where is It? by tlie president tliat lie be appointed would be called a more than ordinarily di-placing over fifty per cent of the " ‘ I'll show you later. ’ I replied. 'But, planks. They fill a good part of the mused Layton, as be flicked at the dry take 'nlf or three-quarters, just as you canein, but neiitral'izingthat which associate justice of tlie supreme court ilitelligeut tvonuii). She was. too, a grass with his stick. “Gaiety can't like. He'll never l>c backed 'eavily, for arena, and they never move during the remeinlier, never a word. It would of New Mexico.” remains and still retaining the rich more tli.-iu ordinarily careful mot tier, cost me my place if it should leak out.' coffee flavor. To those who sutler raise tbe wind, not a piece of It, to pay nobody but tbe stable knows nout entire performance. Applause Is un "I will look,” saltl the clerk. He soon aud it was ns nn illustration of this "Then I drove a brass lack into one returuisl witli a memorandum slip In with the heart, to dyspeptics and known to them. They make as little that bloodsucking Marwarle, aud he'll about im." tli.it she told tli<* story of tlie care of to nervous people Café Bland is show of enthusiasm as their brothers of the stage boards, and he was over his hand. lie down on us for his pound of flesh tier boy to tlie friend w ho now repeats Always when things of this sort hap especially recommended as a health in wood In front of the white man's ci joyed wlien I solemnly pointed out 'the like an Afghan Ghazi. I wouldn't care, “Mr Alexander," lie said—"the man it. Not ns much was known about pen the recipient of tbe favor credits it ful ami delicious lieverage, so satis gar stores. If tbe trick elephant were exact spot.' and sc were the workmen from Buffalo" only poor old Nell will have to wait till snuitiiri conditions then ns now. but fying that only the member of the to fate. That's just what the captain | to climb tbe center pole, they would no at ttie prospect of a Joke al bls ex|iense. God knows when—wait till never day. Then a glimmering of the truth it was not in n time of primitive Igno family milking the change in the did. "The gods are bound to thrust doubt enjoy the performance, but they That night be carefully stood ou Hie I fancy, for tho Infernal thing will “Are you re net*. coffee knows there lias lieen one. this purse in my tiocket,” he mused as would make no more show of surprise tack and sang tbe high C. Rushing dawned upon Hie group break me too.” More healthful, richer and less ex- sure." said Attorney General Griggs, "I always Ix-lieve in taking tbe great tic traveled down the tree shaded road tlian if they were molded from clay. If into the wings, be exclaimed: ‘Beauti [M-iiHive than straight cotfee. Better lie threw up his head and listened. "tliat the name was not McMillan?" est cure to prevent contagion in any toward n big white bungalow. in every res|>ect. 2‘> cents per tt>. Hie performing mule were to walk out ful! Wonderful!’ Ever afterward, no Something was pounding tbe turf be "Certainly." wns the reply. "The disease." said tlie mother, “and with And fate laughed a 'little and went to on tbe hippodrome track and make a matter wliai part of the stage demand Your grocer will get it for you. hind him on tbe course. It was not uatne was Silas Alexander." tlie fever I was extraordinarily care sleep again, for he was not to act really concert announcement in the Indian ed Ills presence, he would rush to tbe Ask for the mixed, excited shuttle of ekka po Tlie situation was remarkable, and ful. Why. when the skiu began tc till tlie day of the race. tack when the lime for tbe high C time was Important. tongue, they would only grunt. nies. It was tlie clean, powerful stroke peel I rubln-d the child down with my Johnson knew that three officers "After the show Is over the chiefs came and there deliver it.”—Saturday of thoroughbred hoofs, strong horses The president of Hie United States hands every day to remove every loose were framing Hie handicaps that very proceed to fill tbelr skins with tbe Evening Post hammering the sod in eager gallop. bad Inadvertently, by the error of a fragment, let it fall into a cloth, and morning in Mai Jim's bungalow. white man's firewater, and the squaws | His racing ear knew that. stilxirtllnate. I...... made to st t aside tbe then I gathered it up carefully and 11c didn't quite know how tie was go Tbe Doctor's Indiseretlon. with tbe papooses wait on tbe lumber “By Jove, It's a trial?’ he muttered. mail whom lie liad intended to name. shook it out tlie window.” Ing to get a band in the business, but If piles till the gray streaks begin to "There Is no profession which calls He could see a blurred mass gliding There came a pause. Mr Griggs Tlie listem r to that story laughed lie could make any excuse to get In sprout over tbe hills, when tbe un for the use of more discretion than tbe broke tbe silence. along In the moonlight on tlie far side then and there, to tlie great surprise among them something was pretty steady train winds out of town over the profession of medicine.” remarked a of the course. lie quickened bls pace "Well. g< litl< men," he said, "the fat and Indignation of tbe mother, anti sure to turn up. well known physician of Ibis city trail. and drew up In the shadow of the lime is In the tire, tiut we must get It out. laughs now at tlie ridiculous ignorance When he stepped up on tbe veranda, "Along tbe Pacific coast tbe China "Just to give you an instance: plastered grand stand. My subordinate lias made tliis mistake, tbe rough dark green door of the bun "1 came home lute one evening after and I must do my Iwst to get it recti of a woman who claimed to have even men are among the firm friends of the Pronounced cat-lay—accent on last syllable Two men were standing at the "fin galow was closed. He gave a knock circus people. Like tbe Indians, they a very busy day and was told by tbe fied. ami perbnps tlie fault is partly a vestige of common sense.—New York ish post,” 20 ynrds past the stand. In Times. and shoved it abruptly open and walk- are good patrons of this particular office boy that a certain Mrs S. had mine, for I told tiim to till Iu the name How He Cured the Uell. the uncertain light be could not distin d iu. pretending to lie mighty surpris show. In San Francisco at least 50,000 called me np three times on the tele of 'the Buffalo man.' and he. probably, The late Fattier Boyle, who for years guish who they were. Wlll-o'-the-W lap Salvation. 'd at finding anybody but bis friend. Chinamen saw tbe circus oue season. phone. As tier young hopeful had scar seeing the name Alexander and Identi was on? of tlie most prominent and The Marwarle and Gaiety slipped A well known rector of an east end Major Jim. there. Some of them came in coaches drawn let fever and I was afraid be bad taken fying It with the «-ongressman of the church was approached one day by a popular Catholic priests In Washing from his mind for an Instant, and his “Awfully sorry, gentlemen,” he ex by handsome horses, and they sat in a sodden turn for tlie worse. I got 'cen same name prominently known tn lady who said she desired to rent a ton. had a great reputation as a wit. sporting blood bounded hot through bls claimed in his lazy, drawling way. boxes. Some of his most intimate friends were Mongolian merchants worth tral' to connect me with her house Washington ns coming from Buffalo, veins in the excitement of watching seat in a row nearest tlie door of bis "Had no Idea that I was spoiling sport. their millions gave matinee parties, the without delay. thought that tie «vas to be the ap church. The rector res[»onded that the Protestants and members of tlie Prot the horses race neck and neck up tbe My dogcart didn't turn up at the race men wearing richly embroidered gowns “ 'The missus has gone to bed. sir. pointee." estant clergy. A few months before stretch. seats In that row were all free and that course, and I thought I'd come In nnd and tbe women clad In costly silk cut said the voice of a maid in reply, 'but A lid SO t tie three men went to the she was nt IIberty to occupy any one of bis death he erected a missionary’ chap It was a glorious tussle. "They’re have breakfast with the major. I'll not in tbe form of dresses, but as a she was so anxious to know if she president ami exiaained Dinners, and el down by the navy yard and bought riding for blood,” he muttered. "It's them, but she persisted, saying that clear out. though, and let you finish up man wears tils broadcloth. at a junkshop an old bell which had At one could wash Tommy's face.’ as a consequence a messenger, preced no blind, this trial.” she desired to have It for her own. your work.” "I called back that she bad better ask ed by a telephone message, sped rapid been discard») by one of the Protes matinee given In tbe California city Two horses were hugging each other Being somewhat curious as to her "Have a ¡»eg. Johnson?' said Major 8.000 Chinese and fully 2,000 Japs at tbe nurse If it was dirty. Now they ly toward Hie capitol wltb Instructions tant churches. He sent tlie bell to a like twins. Behind, a dozen lengths, reasons, the clerical gentleman said. beaten off. galkqH-d something that had Jiui. getting up from the table. “We tended. Tbe remaining few of tbe have another doctor "—New York Mall to seek Immediately the leader of the “But. madam, tell me wby you wish to foundry In Georgetown and had sev «re busy, ami breakfast won't be on till spectators were Americans. The Chi •nd Express. eral Inches of metal pared off the rim. senate and ¡tretent any action on Hie sit so far back?" been put in to make the running. Having thus got rid of a crack, the mistaken noiuiiiatloo and to make the As they smashed past Layton one. a we finish. Sorry I cau’t ask you to naman is as undemonstrative as the After some hesitancy she resjionded •old nt Last. stnieineut to Hint leader that It was that stie simply couldn't bear to have harsh and discordant tones of the bell big bay, shot out as though the jockey stay In Hie room, but we're making tbe Indian. He expresses bls appreciation Meeting a became soft and sweet. of tbe performance by attending time A traveling man who Is absent from withdrawn bad just let his bead go and swung be handicaps, you know." any one "sit behind her.” "I say, you fellows." exclaimed one after time. Presbyterian minister not long after, the city about <k> days on each trip Tlie messenger arrived Just as tlie tween the “finish post" and the judges’ "Yet you will tie sitting behind oth Father Boyle called bls attention to the "Probably the strangest mixture of carried a pair of shoes to a German senate was about to take action, and It stand a clean length In front of his of tlie others ns the captain sipped leisurely at his whisky and soda. people that ever attended a circus was shoemaker to lie half soled liefore leav tbe telephone had been retied upon the ers. who per imps feel tbe same way." change, and the Inttcr could scarcely mate. said the rector laughingly. believe ft was the same bell. It was pure sport that made Iuiyton "Johnson likely knows something found beneath tbe tent of our show one ing on a tour through the country nomination of Silas Alexander would "That may be.” replied tbe devout "What In the world did you do to take so much Interest In tbe dash up to nbont this Simpkin they've sent up day at Tucson, A. T„ when ludians. towns. The shoemaker was accustom have been eoutirtued by tbe United lady earnestly, "but you know I have that time. “The bay could have gal from Jagnat. He knows every gee-gee Mexicans, greasers, Japs, negroes, Chi ed to selling articles left with him for Slates senate, ami tbe will of the pres •uch a wretched little wisp of hair at that bell," inquired tlie Presbyterian pastor, "to cause such a change in tlie namen and a few American cowboys repairs if nut called for In RO days. ident of (be republic would have been loped over the other fellow at any in tlie country.” the back of my head that it would cer "Yes." added the major, "What fairly packed tbe big canvas arena and Tlie drummer stated to the shoemaker defeated.-Saturflay Evening I’ost. tone?” time,” be thought. "I wonder who he tainly interfere with my devotions If about this brute Harvey has entered sat promiscuously mixed over the blue be would tie absent from the city for "We blessed it and blessed it and belongs to?’ I knew any one was looking at lt."- blessed It until we got tbe Presbyterian Just then a high pitched, drawling for Jagnat? We've got noue of his scats. Though tbe Chinamen snd In at least 'XI days and would not leave Looklna For Work. London Tit-Bits. devil out of IL" retorted Fattier Boyle, dians are undemonstrative, tbe cow tbe shoes to I m - repaired unless he was voice came up to him from one of the performances to go on.” “Yes. ma a in.” said the ragged fat the captalo “ Oh. that crock. ” said “and then It sounded all right."— punchers, Mexicans and negroes made assured that they would not tie sold. Miss < ansttr < BOKhl. two men. There could be no mistaking man. "I'm lookln fur work Yer ain't “Stick a postage as much noise that day as was ever The traveler's trip was prolonged to got no odd Jolts of scrnbbln or wssbln The wit is more to be dreaded than Washington Star. It. That voice was known from one wltb fine scorn. your worst enemy. Witty people lia ve end to tbe other of the military racing stamp on liis back—shove him In at made at a frontier massacre. Tbe cow HD days. When lie returned, lie went ter lie did. have yer?" A Sensible Qeery. worlJ of India. It belonged to Captain iiytliing you like. 7 stone 10 pounds. boys yelped like a pack of coyotes immediately to the shoemaker for bis “Why. yon surely don't do scrubbing a way of slapping a title on von which Mr. Ashmead Bartlett once told a stl< ks for life. These things bubble up Frank Johnson. Be was saying: “By • -d morning, gentlemen." be added when Mme. Noble rode tbe bucking shoes. or work of that sort?' said tbe bouse good story about Ids going to Ireland set his glass down and opened horse, tbe Mexicans yelped at every The shoemaker's Inability to distin keeper. on their lip», and woe to the victim He gad. Dick, lie'll do for the big handicap I for tbe first time, “As soon as I land- act. and tbe negroes laughed at the Che door "Don't put a load of bricks guish between have and half came or she Is rtiiucd and made a public if they don't smother him with weight "Sure not I'tn lockln fur work fur ed In Ireland 1 attempted to look for clowns till the earth shook. That night Je.ir resulting in his receiving a thrash on Zlszao's back." laughing stock. Even your best friend Two stun and a beating to the other!” me wife."—Philadelphia Record traces of some of my ancestors. wb<J As he walked away from bls bungn- the cowboys and greasers turned tbe ing. will giggle on the sly. One society girl Layton hurried away, tils brain In a came from tbe extreme north of Ire- town Into a shooting gallery, emptying "Have you sold my shoes?" asked b-»re. □ really nice girl, lias 'he hsl-lt, land. Meeting an Intelligent looking whirl, no was like a man who liad low he whlstled softly under his laaoraaee 1» 8llss. however, of sitting In judgment on the picked up a diamond of great value breath. "May I fall In love with Kall their revolvers at the stars and mani th? ilrunaiic.-. Irishman. I Informed him of my mis "Is there anything peculiar alxiut festing their sorrow at tbe departure of "Ya. I haf soled them." replied the family standing of other |H»rple. She sion. saying that my ancestors emigrat If ever 1 saw a chance to beat that.” and was afraid of finding tbe owner. him?' the circus by licking up all tbe refresh the handicap was ¡Misted that shoemaker. will make some disparaging remark When It was all clear enough. The bay was ed from a lout Hint spot 100 years ago. "Not at all Ge simply doesn't know, "What In blazes did you do that and conclude w ith. "Oh. well, you know Frank Johnson’s Zigzag, with the cap evening on the notice board on the ments In the town.—Cleveland Plain and 1 was there trying to look them up. and that's tbe usual combination in Dealer. for?" yelled the traveler. and I know they arc really not to the lie answered: “Ye say your ancestors tain's Jockey, Dick Richmond, In tlie course. Zigzag had the rather heavy cases of people who don't know."—Chi “You told me for to do It." impost of lti stone, while Simpkin liad manner I torn ” saddle. emigrated from our town about 100 cago Post The Place For Him. And then the drummer engaged in a Now this girl does not come of arlsto- He remembered tbe horse perfectly a weight to gladden Harvey's heart years ago? Thin why are ye looking "Gracious! You don't mean to say bit of- shocking profanity aud threat ctatlc blood on her maternal able. Her Ft- wns In at S stone. now. Many women first abow algns of age for them here?'— Ixindon Tit-Bit«. you are going to move out to Aigu- ened to clean up tbe ranch.-Memphis ancestors were simple, honest trades Frank Johnson was one of the clever by a droop in tbe eyelid. This Is caua burst r The Tammany Tiger. Scimitar. est racing men In India. Ills knowledge ed by strained eyesight, excessive weep men who never pretended to style or Feellacs and Flngern. "Indeed I am. I consider It an Ideal bad any nmbltlon to pose as aristo The origin of the tiger as an emblem had cost him something, for to have a lug. Ill health or years It can be over A boy was asked which was the rroalik Hreedloa Condition. place. ” crats. They were in the shoe business. free hand at the game he had resigned of Tantmany is said to date from tbe greater evil, hurting another’s feelings Robbins—Funny, but young people come by dady faithful manipulation. "Huh! You want to read the papers. One day tlie girl wn« talking much as his commission in t: Ninth hussars. time when William M. Tweed, then or bls finger. Onr on ibe Triant. usual. The wit. alas, was on deck load If the trial bad «at - . d him that Zig foreman of "Big Six" Fire company, There's more sickness there than in who seem to love one another tbe most "The feeltngs." be said. Landlord- I Just came over to tell ed with l>ack number facts. "Ob." said devotedly are oftentimes tbe first peo any other town in this vicinity. ” took a fancy to a picture of a royal sag was good enough for the "open “Right, my dear child.” said tbe grat you that I’ve decided to raise your— pie to fight after marriage. "I know It. I'm a physician." — Tweed Bengal tiger in the fifties, Miss Critic, with a toss of her head, as handicap." there could I m ? very little ified questioner. “But wby Is It worse Tenant (Interrupting) — Well you Wren — Tbe trouble Is, you see. they Catholic Standard and Times. adopted the emblem for tbe Americus she mentioned a debutante, "of course doubt about it whatever. endeavor to protract tbe "two souls needn't bother atxjut It. I've decided she 1s not to the manner tiorn I always to hurt the feelings?” Layton realised what It meant It club, and It soon was accepted by all "Because ron ain't tie a ng round to move. with but a single thought" Idea too far. Tammany. like to express myself In quotations." was the very softest kind of a snap. A Caafldenee Retweeh Members. them.” landlord Uh. I merely desired to Two persons with but a single thought "So do 1. “ «aid tbe wit softly and With this knowledge be could back “1 understand.” said one member of between them cannot help bating one say that I bad decided to raise your When Coronet, Are Worn. wickedly "My favorite is 'let not tbe the hot»' . mAre thnn enough Yo pay • tala Caaflp. Tbe only occasion upon which a the legislature, "that tbe senator whom another sooner or later.—Boston Tran porch where It seems to sag there at shoemaker go heyood bls last.’.”—Ix>l>- off Galct.i 's ,!el>ts with the Marwarle. F’ale candy can generally be worked we recently elected was beset by foot Rrltieli peer or peeress wears a coronet the corner, and also to paper tbe taxi ¡•ville Timas. script , * _______ * I t>e hardly hondtable to is at tbe cnroiiatlou of a sovereign. At pads and robbed In Paris.” over by rel-olllng It hi tbe case of acid But It t rooms; but. of course. you will not. ile had blundered up- the moment when the archbishop of ward Joi. candles, surh as tuRmn drhps. tbe candy "Dear me.” answered tbe other mem It's s pity a bstky horse does Dot Since you bate decided to move, care to The climate of northern Ontario I« (a boiled, the acid Is withdrawn by tlie * '» secret, almost stolen It *1 tbe < Canterbury .places tbe crown on the ber of tbe Irglslature. •'Those French- realize tbak it is easier to poll tbao to bear anything further atiout my plana not unlike tlint«f nori hern MRrope, and use of lime or elm Ik. tftid tbe sirup taay c ly do IL tfc- cotiH head ot tbe uew monarch every peer w?n have such a brutal and direct late tbe whipping that goes wltb • Geod day I hope you'll like It where otter band, , the its m>* Is equ.H to that of many thickly then be used in the manufacture of that Ami tbt n <>n .. the __ ____________ __ present at the eeremoDy dons bls swu method of getting a man's money away balk.—Atchison Globe.' you're going.—Chicago Herald. peopled port loua of tbe old world- RPeaafv on Tons face of liR money er any olbet species of Randy. from him.”—Washington Star. coronet. a “BY THE GRACB OF CHANCE." 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