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BAN DON RECORDER. FACTS IN FEW LINES The policy of Chinese officials Is get ting to be more ami more, "China for the Chinese" It is claimed that pure American ci ler can be profitably sold in England at 4 cents a pint The French and (Germans have not yet taken to bananas, nor have the Spaniards and the Italians. A Berlin court was recently called upon to deal -with an action .brought by n woman of thirty who was .a grand mother. The new parliament building in Stockholm, which was begun ten years ago, is now completed. It lies on a small island. A Frenchman named Gefilot has In vented an artificial bait consisting of a gelatinous paste for use In the New foundland fisheries. Union Theological seminary has start ed a course In Old Testament history for children from nine to twelve years old who live in its vicinity. A writer In the Dutch periodical De Natur tries to prove that in the dim geological past, when the channel did not exist, the Hhine emptied Into the ocean In England. What the London Lancet calls a new departure in the preservation of foods has been inaugurated by a method of sterilizing it with carbonic acid, invent ed by Randolph Hemming. More or less gold is found in Wales and is worked at a market profit, and now extensive prospecting is being carried on in Rosshlre, Scotland, which is near the extreme northwest. Another painting, supposed to be from the brush of the great Romney, has been discovered in an old establish ed hotel at Egremout, Cumberland, England, in excellent condition. Nearly all the Japanese transports sail from Hiroshima, a city of 120.000 inhabitants, on a bay of the inland sea. Here also are brought the hospital ships with the wounded soldiers. One of the results of the late Brit ish mission to Tibet was the destruc tion of the delusion that that country Is rainless. There was rain once in July and frequently In September. Relics of St. Eustache have been stolen from the Church of St. Eustache. Paris. The relics consist of one of the saint's bones, a tooth and some bones of the saint's wife and two children. The recently refitted Haymarket the ater, London, has in its stalls and drees circle patent chairs, each fitted in gen Iously with two shelves, one to hold a silk hat known in London as "the white inau's burden" and the other for fan, opera glasses, etc. The interior department at Washing ton has notified the state of Nevada that it must take steps at the next ss sion of its legislature to stop the p sale ;aion of liquor along the line of irri canals that are being constructed- In the state under the provisions of the reclamation act. At the beginning of 100-J telegraph lines in Spain had reached the follow iug exteusions: Overhead wires. 1S.17C mile?; underground cables. Go miles; submarine cables, 2,044 miles. Public telephones installed by private compa nies numbered l.'.tHXi. The public lines directed by the government were 10 in number. Iu making his will the late John Mabbott of Waterbury, Conn., enjoined his executors to sell whatever part of his estate it is necessary to sll during the season when the trees and shrub bery are In foliage. Mr. Mabbott was a great lover of trees and shrubs and took great pride in the appearance of his estate. After many years of trials the intro duction of rubber in a commercial sense has been established in Hawaii. Six yours a so a rubber plantation was started at Nahiku, but little had been heard of the venture until recently. Now the trees have been found in a condition to produce rubber, and the work of -.fathering sap probably will soon begin. In the island of New Guinea, or Pa pua, the chief adornment of the women is a necktie made of black ants. The native girls find the ants in the gar dens; they bite off and swailow the lower end, throw away the head ami thred the thorax. One woman, the bride of a chief, wore a necklace elev en feet long, on which were the bodies of 1, S00 ants. An ingenious lock which has Just been patented has the keyhole in the knob or handle of the door. The mech anism of the lock is so constructed that a person on the inside of the door can by turning the knob in one direction lock the door so that It cannot be opened even by a key on the outside. By turning the knob In the opposite di rection the dour Is locked, but can be opened on the outside by the use of a key designed to lit the lock. Compressing oOO.OOO newspapers by hydraulic machinery, an Austrian in ven tor has constructed a yacht of the material thus obtained complete in ev ery detail and no less than sixteen feet In length. Everything about the little vessel is of paper -not only the hull, but the masts and even the sails. The Paris Auto vouches for the fact that the yacht is not a mere toy, but a real vessel capable of fulfilling all the re quirements of any ship of similar size. In Germany puzzuolanl cement is now a well recognized trade product, with a good reputation for its proper ties of .strength and hardness. This ce ment Is produced by grinding and thor oughly mixing SH per cent granulated slag with l." per cent of lime hydrate. Slag has also been employed in Ger many largely by the Portland cement manufacturers as a substitute for mar! and limestone, and the claims that ce ment made with this addition Is stron ger than he ordinary cement have now been recognized by eminent au thorities. Falllnjr Ilnlr. Hair nearly always begins to fall in one of two places -at the temples and where It Is parted. If a new part ing he given, the old one will be af forded a chance of recovering Itself, provided, of course, that proper meas ures be employed. The chief reason for hnlr falling out when? it is parted seeins to be the strain that Is brought to bear by comb and brush. POLLY IM ; t ' (ihul was Polly when I read of the enforcement of the ordinance prohil iting expectorating on the streets of San Francisco. There is to be a regu lar crusade made in this city against the law-breakers who persist in a habit that is a menace' to the health of the people who throng the streets all day and night, beside the disgusting sight that meets your eyes on every side People who are' advocates of cleanli ness and neatness in every other way seem to be blind to this fault and must plead guilty to the oll'ensc. Hence fortli the expectorator must step to tin edge of the sidewalk and make the gutter his spittoon. A number of at rests have been made, and "still there's more to follow," for whenever there h not a blue-coated, brass button decor ated policeman around, many forget there is such an ordinance and it wil require a line oV so to refresh their memories. There is some talk about a erusadt against trailing dresses on the street You could scarcely find a better germ distributor than the long dresses that sweep the sidewalks a great help in creating casts for the doctors and uu dertakers, and assisting the street sweepers. Diseases thus carried into the homes, which result fatally iu many cases, are likely to be referred to as passing strange that the disease hould have been contracted when the patient had never been exposed to the malady, and when it ends fatally, that the untimely taking oil" is a dispensa tion of Providence, when it can be laid entirely to the door of gross careless ness on the part of some member of the family, who has carried it home in her trailing skirts and hung the. 'garment in the closet. Few women can holt! up their skirts gracefully, and it is the exception and not the rule when it is t lie reverse. They grab it sis if they were afraid it would get away from them, let it dragon one side and hold it up above the ankles on the other, or draw it so tightly about them that they can scarcely navigate. Not alone this awkwardness do they have to ileal with, but it is a dreadful strain on the hands, frequently causing iherii to ciamp and ache until the patience is exhau.-ted and the sweetness of their temper marred for an entire afternoon. Then down goes the skirt to rest the hand, and the trail sweeps the fide walk clean, until the victim makes another dive for the skirt, and tries it again. Twin evils are these habits of expectoiating on the .-trcets and of wearing trai.ing skirts on .-hopping and pleasure expedition?: The former the men must plead guilty to being the law-breakers, except in comparatively few instances, while the latter the .vomen must face the consequences and shoulder all the blame. The sooner these ordinances are enforced, lx)th in cities and towns, the better it will bo both for the citv and home life. "Whenever I get the blues," said an old lady the other day, "I try to find somelHuly worse oil than myself, and when I fail to find them in the living, I simply go to the morgue and walk up and down the row.- of silent sleep ers, aad I always, come awav a goo deal more satisfied with mvself than when I went in. Here, in this snow white room, with its marble walls am lloor, and its marble slabs on which recline the victims ot suicide and acci dent iu their last, long sleep, there i much to ponder over. One thing that is a great mvsterv to me is why an v one should use cariKthc acid to termi nate their unhappy existence, it is terrible, and shows, the greatest siiller- ing imaginable on their poor, scarrei aces. Truly an unenviable death. There will be another who has taken a short cut out of life's highway by the gas route, still another hv an overdose of morphine, etc. Up one side and lown the other, 1 go between the marble slabs like so manv little Ix-fls, urtained oil' and all with their wliitt covers. I'm not the only one that goes there, 'oily, to get that coiitentiueiil that 1 crave after a lit of the blues, and thai wild, restless-spirit that takes posses ion of me and makes me look on the dark side and denounce life as not worth the living; there is a class who are blessed with a morbid curiosity, that really enjoys going to the morgue ind viewing the lemains of those who got tired by the wayside and concluded to drop out of t:ie ranks and make room for somebody else in the struggle for existence. Some people think it is strange that I haunt so grewsome a place as the morgue, but, I'm a better woman for it. I always say a little prayer to myself for the ones reclining there. I'm more charitable to others. I pity now, where I w:is onoe prone to condemn, and furthermore, Pin ready to reach out a helping hand to the needy, encourage others by kind words, besides being more eontenteir'-wilh my own station in life. I see so many silent witnesses to a failure in life lying so cold and still on thjse. marble, slab.,, that I go out with a new resolve in my heart to help others stcmytht tide of misfortune. One visit does-not always bring me the peace'and contvntWent P desire, and it often takes- two7 or" three visits to put me iu that restful and re signed state of mind wherein I can be of some assistance to others. But here I have learned to-be satisfied with my lot."' " " " .Speaking of this old htdywho -tafeiw so much comfort in visiting the morgue makes me think of another old lady who sits at home with the daily newspaper in her hands, if she. is not dressed in her best Sunday clothes and wandering from store to store in search of bargains. The other day she waited impatiently for other members of the household to finish their perusa of the paper before she finally got pos session of it. "We won't see any more of the paper all day," said her little grandson, who is much interested in the war news of the Japanese. ' wanted to see it before I went to school, too. Teacher will ask who's read the war news, and I just always get left ".Never mind ; you can have the paper after school," replied his mother, who was trying to catch sight of a head line" or two herself. "Well, I declare, there ain't one bit of news in this big paper," said the old lady, fretfully, as she slowly turned the pages one after the other. "Oh, yes, there is, too," she remarked, as she adjusted her glasses and sank back in her easy chair preparatory to enjoying herself, "Here's a whole page of bargain sales," she remarked cheerfully. She is striking contrast to the little woman who takes such keen satisfaction in visiting the morgue and endeavoring to lighten some one else's burdens, for she is just as much interested in styles and takes as much interest in what is to be worn the coming season as any eiirhtecn-vear-oid gin. rasnion is a theme she is aiways interested in, and a newspaper without the bargain sales is a stale affair, and not worth perns iug. BRIEF REVIEW. How Bate Saved His Leg. A feiv da.Va before his death, says the Washington Post, Senator Bate was chatting in one of the Senate lobbies with a number of colleagues, and the incidents of the battle of Shiloh were recalled. " I had a faithful servant with me," said the Senator, "a negro named Mini.' When f was wounded I was shot in the leg I had an idea that the surgeons would try to cut it otl", and I determined to prevent them from doing so. I told Jim to put my pistols under my pillow, and he loaded them and slipped them under my head. fhe doctors came in. I hey were friends of mine and I asked them quite franklv what thev intended to do. 'Well, colonel,' said one of the sur geons, 'we re sorry, out we ve got to amputate your leg in order to saveyour life.' " I pulled my pistol out and pointed it at the surgeon's head. "The first man who tries to put a knife to my leg,' said I, 'will get shot.' The doc tors backed oil", and after a while I got well, and saved my leg, too. My leg's a little crooked from the wound, and there's a big hole in it yet, but it's bet ter than any wooden leg I ever saw." Senator Bate walked with a limp. Jle was able - to discard the crutches he carried during the latter years of the war, but he always used a heavy cane iu walking. Death Chair a Horror. John A. Hendershot, of New York, in electrical expert, tells this story of rhomas A. Edison's opinion of putting persons to death by electricity. "A couple--of weeks ago I attended a din ner in New York at which Thomas A. Edison was a guest. During the even ing some member of the party aked Mr. Kdison if he hail invented the ap- aratus for the killing of murderers. "No, sir, I did not,' he replied, em phatically, 'and I am very sorry elec tricity has been put to any such use. It is perhaps the quickest way of put ting any one to death, but It is not painless by any means. There Is a sen sation of a moment only, but in that moment there is pain indescribable. The llash comes and the shock; it is ten times more excruciating than the feeling that results from placing one's hands upon live coals. 1 1 is a burning, devilish, harrowing feeling. I magine, if you can, the quick thrusting of 10, 000 red hot needle pointsinto your body at the s:uue time and you may have a faint idea of the torture that is endured by the poor wretch in the death chair for an instant after the current is turned on. ' " Domestic Cat is Raising Racoons. Nestled in a soap box in the kitchen of the farm house of John Pooler is a family of six racoons, being nursed by the family cat, after the little animals had barely escaped death at the teeth of a crosscut saw which Mr. Pooler was working. The mother of the racoons was killed by the saw, being unable to escape from the log through the same hole that she had entered late last fall If the orphans thrive in the future as they have in the past few days, they will live to maturity, much to the de light of the Pooler children, who have d ready named them after the children of President Roosevelt's family. Mr. Pooler's cat immediately took a liking to the coons when they were brought to the house, and since then has nursed them assiduously. Paderewski's Chum a Waiter. Ignace.Ian Paderewski, the famous tianist, when he comes to Chicago first seeks out Paul Poewel, head waiter of the Auditorium Annex, and shakes the alter by the hand. The two men are always glad to see each other and to re- all the time. when they went to school together many years ago in Poland. One mail is famous the world over and the othei-'-js prospering in Chicago. JhindthougTj thegenius is feted by the most fashionable people in Chicago, the head waiter says Jan Paderewski has not changed in spirit since they two were boys together. The virtuoso remembers the head waiter every time he comes to Chicago, and when he left tlie hotel one time he presented the Waiter witJi U00.iii gold. j- . - - : If you want home to remain beauti ful leave it at times. CHOICE MISCELLANY The LoHMeM nt Mukden. We read the report that liOO.OOO men were killed and wounded on both sides in the battle of Mukden without fully realizing what those awful figures mean. Here are a few aids to the Im agination. Two hundred thousand casualties equal Three hundred Iroquois theater dis asters. A hundred and fifty Slocum disas ters. Mighty Johnstown Hoods. Thirty Galveston Hoods. 'Hie total population men, women nnd children of a city like Minneapo lis. The population of the states of Idaho and Nevada combined. The entire Boer population, of both sexes and all ages, of the two South African republics which resisted the whole power of the British empire for over two years. Collier's Weekly. How the CniiRl Will Be Dur. Within limits we uow know just about what will be done. The bottom width of the cut will be L'OO feet and the depth 40 feet. The Suez canal, aver aging 115 feet wide at the bottom and permitting a draft of only 27 feet 10 Inches, has proved too small. Several of the great new battleships of the British navy can now go through it only with hazard, and none of the lar ger freighters fully loaded, such as have proved most economical for the transatlantic trade, could go through. Even the larger German lines trading to the orient often lose their steerage way and sheer against the sides. The Panama canal will be able to admit even larger vessels. There must be one lock a tide lock near Miratlores and possibly one at Bohlo to reduce excava tion. World's Work. Too Poor For Illnek Ileetleji. Dr. E. .1. Dillon's article on Russia in the Nineteenth Century mentions a cu rious detail in illustration of the ex treme poverty of the peasants. The very vermin die out in the poorer huts. Dr. ShingarolY writes that the familiar animal known to scientists as Cimex Iectularius was wholly absent In the very poorest of the dwellings lie ex amined and was found only In places where a certain relative comfort pre vailed. Black beetles and cockroaches, being less squeamish, were found more evenly distributed. But even here there are limits. "The black beetle does not llourish in all conditions. Certainly ex treme poverty is a considerable obsta cle to its existence. There are 10 per cent of the huts so poor that even black beetles cannot live there." The Klnfir'n Ensrllnh. In his speech at the opening of par liament King Edward of England vio lated the king's English" with inaccu racies, of which the following are sam ples: With a line impartiality he said that "my government have." "my gov ernment is. "my government has" and "the Chinese government have." Then he said "the war which has been in progress since February last contin ues." Of course it continues; otherwise It would-be a war that "had" been in progress, "rrogress has notably been made in the reorganization of the gen darmerie, to which olllcers belonging to my army have contributed valuable as sistance." What precedent noun does "which" refer to progress, reorganiza tion or gendarmerie? Gold Hnilrond I'ne. It Is nice to have a gold pass attached to your watch chain which franks you first class over the railways of a conti- new i aim semis e erv uc.ei collector s .... .....I .......1 X..1 A. I 1 hand to his cap. Such Is the happy lot of Australian ministers and ex-minis ters, but the "deadheads" are now so many that the question of restrletln; the issue of passes has been engaging the premiers' conference at Uobart. Ihe loss of railway revenue runs into many thousands of pounds. In Victoria alone there are eighty ex-ministers with free passes. One has had his pass since 1S."T. He must be the record "deadhead of the world. London Chronicle. IlrliiKini; Home Oriental Valet. "A peculiar fact that has received little mention," said a clerk In one of the leading hotels, "Is that it Is get ting more and more the custom for those who have resided for any tlmo in the orient to bring at least one. na tive servant home with them. Every steamship now has at least two or three of these servants, and It Is get ting to be a problem for us to dispose of them when their employers come here. Japs are the most common, al though we have now and then a Fil ipino valet In the train of an armv olllcer." San Francisco Chronicle. The Hydraulic Drill. Boring the Simplon tunnel has been the triumph of the hvdraulic rotating drill. This tool has a hydraulic washer. which directs a powerful jet of water to clear away the rubbish and also serve's to cool the temperature of the cutting edges. Thus It causes no dust, winch Is the cause of the disease called "tunnel worm." In the boring of tin St. Gothard SO per cent of the miners were stricken down with this disease, whereas the Simplon miners have en joyed complete Immunity from it What Our VIK iron Would Make. The pig Iron produced iu the United States in one year would make a col umn twice the height and size of the Lillel tower. The Iron and steel rails if made into one rail would be eight v one feet wide at the base. Just as high and a mile and a fifth long. The coke used in blast furnaces would form a column 400 feet square and fi.r.00 feet high, and the limestone used would make a column 1200 feet square and r..r,to feet high.-Sueeess Magazine. An Extended Sonnet. "He doesn't display much originality In his poems." "Doesn't he? He ivrote a sonnet with twenty-threo lines tho other day. If that isn't originality, what do you call Itf Chicago Record-Herald. Ideal, but ImpodHlblc. "We can't have everything In this life," said the philosopher. "No," answered Mr. Dustln Stax. The Ideal but impossible combination is a millionaire menu with a deck hand appetite." Washington Star. C URIC) US EXPEDIENTS MAKESHIFTS THAT SERVED USEFUL PURPOSES. How "Water Wnu Obtained by the Use of Gun Hnrreln A Ship Xavl Kitted by MeniiN of a Hallway Map, Dynamite LMed For Driving Pile. Guns have other uses than that of killing. We all know that hundreds of clocks are set from the 1 o'clock gun fired by electricity from Greenwich observatory, but not everybody Is nware that ritles have supplied mois hire in desert countries to travelers dying of thirst and thus saved their lives. In the great Sahara some time ago says Pearson's Weekly, a globe trotter, who wanted water badly, found It pos sible to collect a drink out of the mero dampness of the sand. He sunk the barrel of his gun into the ground and it collected enough moisture In the bore to stay his thirst. A timely suck at a gun muzzle has saved many lives In the sun scorched deserts of the tropics. Water ran short on n merchant ves sel in mid-Atlantic not long ago. uur the crew did not know what to do t( obtain a drink. The captain, however hit upon a brilliant idea. He had a number of sporting gun? In his cabin, and, taking them on deck he plugged up the breech ends, filled the bores with sea water and set then thorn end ui among the coals of the galley fire. As the steam gathered he ran it through other gun barrels until It cool ed. The steam collected In the shapi of excellent fresh water, and in this way the crew were supplied with suf ticient moisture until the vessel touch ed port. , If you were to drop Into the house. of the French peasants you would be struck witli the fact that practically every man and woman poked his or hei fire with a bayonet. Some 100.000 bayonets condemnec stores of the French army ami used n the Franco-Prussian war have founc their way Into the homes of poor peas ants, who use them as fire irons. The bark Ruth, bound from Demerit ra to Oban with sugar, neglected til procure a chart of the Scottish coast when setting sail. The captain had never been to Ob.ui before, and, not wishing to return to Demerara to get a chart, he looked about the vessel for a substitute. He discovered a Caledonian railway time table, with the railway map at tached. This helped him out of his dif tlculty, for It acted splendidly as u sea guide. The Unth cut across the Atlan tic and after sailing up the west coast of Scotland dropped her anchor safely in Oban bay. tthout tins railway map the cap- fain would never have g.t his vessel safely through the intricate channels. Good steel wasn't obtainable when the Germans wished to manufacture some new ritles for their army, so they purchased tons of horseshoe nails which had been kicked about the road of tLuiworld by lurse.? innumerable. The gunniakers found them a perfect substance for the manufacture of rltie barrels, for the nails, made origfually of the best 1 obtainable, had re eel veil from the constant pounding of the horses' feet on hard roads a pecul iar annealing and toughening. It is quite possible that you are wear ing on your hands today drawn up lawyers' briefs or ancient title deeds. When kid leather was at a premium the French glovemakers hunted high and low for a substitute. One firm, more Ingenious than the rest, bought up old parchments of all descriptions. They carefully removed the ink marks and eventually turned the cleaned parchment Into gloves. Ever since that particular firm has supplied Britain with finest French kid gloves made of parchment. The vellum clippings left over when the gloves are made are boiled down and turned into letter cases and purses. Ihe British forces were about to cross the Elands river during the late Boer war when It was discovered that It was Impossible to construct a trestle bridge across It, for the bed of the river was nothing but quicksand. Piles had to be driven, but no pile driver was handy. The otlieers of the engineers, how ever, overcame the difficulty In a way that startled the general In command of the troops. The sappers waded Into the water, set up the piles and laid Iron plates on each one. On these small charges of dynamite were placed and fired. After the explosion the piles were as firm as if they had been driven In by a steam hammer. Dynamite explodes downward with a terrific force, and an-vtmn,r ,,olfnv ,t: Is Pounded deeply into the earth. Mr. Fosdyke, engineer In charge of the Asaka dam on the Nile, scuttled a ship to save his cherished earthworks from ruin. Tlie dam partly burst, and the great rush of water was forcing the banks from below. Something had to be done to stop the flow, for a terrible disaster was Immi nent. Mr. FosuyKe hoaroed a cargo steamer tied to the bank some distance uway and, getting up steam, steered er down the rapid stream. When she was broadside on the trem bling dam the engineer had her scut tled, and as she sank In the rushing waters Mr. Fosdyke and his men cheer ed themselves hoarse. Tlie scuttled steamer had saved the dam. This remarkable makeshift for a break water cost nearly 7.000. They who depend on the merits of ancestors search In the roots of the tree for the fruits which the branches ought to produce Barrow. lleuibrnndt and Murlllo. Through the eighteenth century Dutch painters, like those of other countries, turned to Italy for Inspira tion. Rembrandt's marvels of light were forgotten or condemned by Ig norant critics, his portraits, that search into the souls of his subjects, despised for their "laborious, Ignorant diligence." lie was neglected, while Murlllo con tinued to be abundantly admired. Now. however, Murlllo Is esteemed less high ly, and Rembrandt has been restored to his place among the giants. St Nicho las. 1 COLOR OF CIGARS. S"he filach. Weed Are Not Alvrayn the Strongest OneK. Probably there Is not one smoker iu ii thousand who would not be surprise ! and. in fact, incredulous If he were told that the color of a cigar Is absolutely no guide to its strength. Yet such is the ease and a fact well known to ci gar manufacturers and Importers. The belief of smokers that cigars of dark color are strong and those of a lighter shade are milder Is, in point of fact, as fallacious as It Is general. This Is but one of many delusions harbored by consumers of tobacco which practical rigar men have smiled at and indulged from time immemorial. A maker of Havana cigars uses but one grade or blend of tobacco in the body or filler of his cigars. Exactly the same stock is used In his conchas as In hi.i pcrfeetos, in his claros us In his maduros. After the cigars are made, however, his "selector" takes them In hand and classifies them according to th-' relative shades of the wrappers. This is done to effect a uniformity In the appearance of each box of cigars an. I to enable the dealer to readily In dulge the whims of the self deluded smoker. Inasmuch as the wrapper constitutes not more than one-tenth of the cigar. It will readily be seen that the degree of its strength or mildness Is very Incon siderable In effect. In this connection, however, It Is Interesting to note that tobacco tradesmen versed In the Intri cacies of the Industry rigidly bar the light colored wrapper from their own smoking tables, knowing that It gener ally indicates that the leaf was prema turely cut and improperly cured aud that it Impairs the flavor and burn of the cigar. Cubans, who, by the way. are notaiiiy partial to mild tobacco, avoid smoking light colored cigars just as they avoid eating a green orange or an unripe banana. The prejudice of these natives and of tobacco tradesmen Is a logical one and serves to throw Into bold relief a pe culiar misconception of facts which is both amusing and embarrassing to venders of the fragrant weed. Whether cigar smokers will ever awaken to the fact that a dark cigar Is If anything milder and Invariably sweeter and more aromatic than a light cigar remains to be seen. Tobac co Leaf. COMPLETED PROVERBS. "Whatever man has done man can do" better. "There's many a slip 'twlxt" the cra dle and the grave. "Look before you leap" out of the frying pan into the fire. "Until a man finds a wife he is only half;" thereafter he Is less. "Honesty Is exact to a penny," but not always to larger amouuts. "A fool and his money are soon part ed" when the fool has friends. "The best things are not bought and sold:" they are stolen and kept. "The second blow makes the fray," but not If tlie first Is well placed. "Pity is akin to love," but klushlp does not always signify friendship. "Everything comes to the man who waits" except that for which he waits. "Opportunity knocks onceHfiTCevery man's door," but often makes sure the man Is out before knocking. Literary Digest. The Slow Story Teller. Friar Lawrence checks the Impetu ous Komeo with. He stumbles who runs fast." a sentiment true enough. perhaps, but one which ought never to be repeated to the constitutionally slow story teller. I like a good story and am ever reatj- to applaud a good story teller, but heaven save me from the de liberate, detailing, elrcumloeutlng. ex asperating efforts of the slow story tell er. In the first place, they seldom tell a tale that needs a rapid recltal-and when they do they murder It and In the next place the long stories, the Im pressively sentimental and the lugubri ously funny stories they deal In chiefly are seldom worth listening to. Lon don (J lobe. Foremt nnd I'nrc Air. A Parisian scientist, while testifying to tlie greater purity of the air in the vicinity of forests, does n t attribute the cause to a greater rich::ess in oxy gen -tlie quantity of the latter being tlie same in the atmosphere of woods as in olalns lint to the absence of those agents which vitiate the atmos phere of towns. When forests are not surrounded by marshes a well treed region is next to exempt from epi demics. Versailles Is a case in point. It Is surrounded by a screen of for sts. Epidemics are unknown, yet the city has the most wretched water. Holyatone. The holystone is a soft stone used by sailors for scrubbing decks and Is said io nave got its name oecause ft was originally used solely for Sunday clean ing. Others assert that the first stones used for this purpose were taken from churchyards, while It is also said to get the name from the fact that a sailor has to go on his knees to use it. Pearson's Weekly. Tin' 1'ropcr Wny. 'So Wiseman Is married at last. He used to say If he ever got married he'd manage his wife all right." 'Well, he's pretty shrewd: he's go ing about It In the right way." "Is he? How?" 'Letting her have her own way." Philadelphia Press. Thorough ne. Thoroughness Is the twin brother of honesty. When an employee gets the reputation of doing n thing not pretty nearly but exactly right It has more influence with his employer than bril liancy or talent. Success Magazine. A Good Distinction. "Remember, son." said Uncle Eben. 'dat In dis life you's boun' to do some things you's sorry fob, but dat aln no reason fob doln' nuflln' dat you's shamed of." Washington Star. Jat Her Idea. "Have you seen my picture of Ana nlas?" Inquired the artist to a thron hanging on to his long ringlets. "No," replied a fair one; "I have no; yet, but I have never thought Anani i was quite as bad as he is painted." Kansas City Independent. SAVAGES AND BRUTES. Odd Attitude of the PrlmltlTie 3Ia Toward All Animal. For the primitive savage animals are mysterious, problematic beings, pos sessed of a wide knowledge of the things of nature. They know much more than they are ready to tell us. In some way or another by the aid of senses much more refined than ours aiid by telling to each other all that they notice In their rambles and flights they know everything for miles around. And If a man has been "Just" toward them they will warn him of a coming danger, as they warn each other, but they will take no heed of him If he has not been straightforward fn hl3 actions. Snakes and birds (the owl Is a leader of the snakes), mammals and Insects, lizards and fishes all under stand each other nnd continually com municate their observations to one an other. Inside tills vast brotherhood there are, of course, the still closer brother hoods of being. "of one blood." The monkeys, the bears, the wolves, the elephants and the rhinoceroses, most ruminants, the hares and most of the rodents, tlie crocodiles, and so on. per fectly know their own kin. and they will not tolerate any i.rie of their rela tives to be slaughters ! y man without taking in one way " .nother honest revenge. This conception must have had an extremely remote origin. Even now when a savage Is hunting he Is bound to respect certain rules of propriety toward the animals, and he must perform certain expiatory cere monies after his hunt. Most of these ceremonies are rigorously enacted even nowadays In the savage clans, especial ly as regards those species considered the allies of man. It is well known that two men be longing to two different clans or tribes can become brothers by mixing the blood of the two obtained from small Incisions made for that purpose, but It was also quite habitual for man to enter into brotherhood with some ani mal. The tales continually mention it. An animal asks a hunter to spare It and if the hunter accedes o tlie de mand the two become brothers. And then the monkey, tlie bear, the doe, the bird, the crocodile or the bee any one , of the sociable animals will take all possible care of the man brother In tlie critical circumstances of his life, send- ; ing his or her nnlmal brothers of dif ferent tribes to warn him or help him out of a difficulty. And if the warn ing comes too late or Is misunderstood and he loses his life they all will try to bring him back to life, and if they fail they will take due revenge, Just as if the man had been one of their own kin. When I Journeyed in Siberia I was often struck, without understanding it. with the care which my Tungus or Mongol would take not to uselessly kill any animal. The fact Is that every life is respected by a savage, or, rather. It was before he came In contact with Europeans. If he kills an animal, it Is for food or for clothing, but he does not destroy life, as the whites do, for the mere excitement of the slaughter. True, the red Indians have done that with the buffaloes, but It was only aft er they had been for a long time In contact with the whites and had got from them the rifle and the quick firing revolver. Of course there are rascals imong the animals the hyena, for in stance, or tlie shrewmouse or the man eating tiger, but these do not count: they are outlaws. As to the great anl-. mal world as a whole, savage children are taught to respect It and see in It nu extension of their own kin. Prince Kropotkln In Nineteenth Century. Clay Plpen la Graves. A very curious old custom Is asso ciated with interments In the ceme tery of Labruck, Connemara, Ireland. A box of pipes short clays Is brought with the coffin, and a pipe with tobacco is served out to each mourner. Tlie" pipes are smoked In silence after the earth has been filled In and a mound of stones raised above tlie grass, the ashes are solemnly knocked out on the top nud the pipes broken or left behind. The origin of tills custom Is unknown, but It is thought to be emblematic of "ashes to ashes, dust to dust." Empty -black bottles are also to be found scat tered a'bout the site. Hr 'iiehltla. For bronchitis cut up two or three large raw onions, mince them very fine, place In muslin and lay this cold onion poultice on Lie chest and throat. Cover with a folded towel and band age tightly. This reads very simply, but It Is only an easy way of apply ing a thoroughly scientific remedy, for the active agent in the onion is a vola tile oil which has a powerful effect on the bronchial tubes, the nerve centers and the skin. Ta Helped. "Itemember, my boy," said Uncle James ns he gave Bobby a coin, "that If you take care of the cents the dol lars will take care of themselves." Bobby looked a little dubious. "I do take care of the cents," he replied, "but as soon as they get to be dollars pa takes care of 'em." A nnd Place to Uet Sick. In his book, "Uganda and Its Peo ples," J. F. Cunningham tells of a curi ous manner of treating the sick among a certain native African tribe: "When a person fell ill the village prophet was called In. He said at once wheth er the sick person would recover or not If he was doomed to die he was allowed to fulfill the prophecy: If he was to live there was no need of med ical aid." Another strange custom Is explained In tlie words of the native who when asked by the author why women were not allowed to eat the Uesh of goats replied. "There Is no why; It Is the custom." Smoothing It Orer. "I have come," said the old subscript er, "to complain about your report of!3f my daughter's wedding." "What was the matter with It?" de- manded the editor. "Well, her name Is Gratia, but you ; printed It 'Grntte." "That's not so bad. She was given away, wasn't she?" Tess-I hear Miss Strongmiml has asked you to be her bridesmaid. Is that so? Jess-No, indeed. She has asked me to be her "best woman." Philadel phia Press.