?---------- -------- STTft------
BANDON RE< ORDER.
will gpiitiiiue t«> aeiid forth in burning
wordr ol praise and thankfulnrsw
February is a memorable month with
the Stockton ¡ieop|e. They are Wide
MAX MULLER’S CHANGE.
awake and progressive, and gre ileteS
Tb«. F««u«»u. I“bllulu(l»l Sorely 8rr«l-
mined to beautify their te» a, by free
ed It W bril It f^lme.
planting, etc. They don’t become en
When Max Muller, the famous pbilol
thusiastic for one season and then let
In
one
of
the
busy,
proqx-rous
citi«*
Hjlfft, <lrst arriv«sl in England in 1847,
the matter drop, but are just as inter
»t the invitation of tin East India com in tlie Ea*t is a little settlement ot toil ested th«- following year ; nor is Hie
pany, be wus often obiigisl to exercise ers, tiie majority of whom have never
to
Il ll«&t 11
I enjoy luxuries, ft'**1 work confined to just a few loyal
the greatest care in order to eke out his
Cmte’enilngluod
j,MVe __________________
|iVHi a sort of á ha|>-hazard
somewhat limited income. C
_____ _____
________ I citizens, but the whole town turns out
this period of Ids life an interesting I ¡¡f*., Kla,l eliougli to get the where- when Arbor Day rolls’round ami get
story is told in "The Life and Letters L jtha| t«, keep the wolf from tbe d«x»r. r‘-mly to plant trees, not only in the
of Muller," edital by his wife.
Their existence was to toil, e«t and «-’Ry Luton the highways ami byways.
WASHINGTON LET1ER
lUftfOR OF THE HOUR
e
■ -
Iflpsclal i'<,rre»pon<t.-ffff»- I
He Maa C m |,
I'«r luuua Girls.
“Now «nd then I hear an old soldier
dragging bow.cool he was in his first
fight,” *tld the one armed man, "and
I always have a dl*> ’suspicion that bls
case was like my own.
"I had determined to lie cool at every
eUBt. mid so far as 1 could tell I fired
»way forty rounds, killed at least ten
•f the enemy and had every reasou to
believe myself a hero. I had begun to
brag a little after the thing was all
oyer when the captain of my company
showed me that I bad loaded my mus
ket ten times and had not fired it once
and in u fatherly way observed to me:
“ ’Abe, I can forgive you this once
for running away and hiding under a
baggage wagon, but If you play the
trick again I shall have to take official
notice of It!”
Blouse waists made with 'henilsett*
tffects are among the novelties of th«*
Reason for young girls and are eml-
neatly attractive and girlish. This one
is exceptionally dainty and is made of
white silk, the chemisette and cuffs
being of tucked muslin, but there are
bmumerable combinations that are
tqually correct, all simple muslins be-
Th«“ appointment of a Joint quiltary
ind ffgval tatml to investigate the a«l
rIAbillty of «eluding in the lustruc
tiou of cadets at West Point and An
Uffimlls l««soiu in self defense aud per
sonal eu«*ounter was derided U(KM1 at a
•scent meeting Of the cabinet. The
presoMt war between Russia uuil Ja
pan has shown that personal ’«ncoun-
ter is more likely to occur in war than
tins bean thought Particularly is this
likely to hupix-n at night, when many
attacks in the present war have been
made. The training of the Japanese in
■word play and their agility came in to
great advantage.
Some time ago President Roosevelt
called to the attention of Setretary
Tuft and Secretary Morton th«* desira
bility of encouraging the physical de
velopment of the cadets, und subse
quently a courte of instruction in Jiu
Jltsu, tbe Japanese method of wres
tling. was recommended.
ALOMAN AND FASHION
EKKOKSOF PH INTERS
•LUNDERS OF THE TYPES BOTH
LUCKY ANO UNLUCKY.
Once In Awhile «be « ump«»slt«»r Will
Stumble on an Itaproi ement «»a «he
Author—rhe Sad Havoc «be Chasse
of a Leiter Mar Make.
Among the masterpieces of bluader-
Ing typography must be reekoued two
perpetrated In a southern newspaper.
An editor, wishing to congratulate
General I'lllow after his return from
Mexico as a buttle scarred veteran,
.?)“.? f“yi
k
‘u. n Xi lit
1,1 tt,,d d“>’ °Ut> >e“r 1,1 a“d Th* tn*’’
h>V‘’
heretOtore
was made by the ty|x*s to characterize
a shop hl the Strand and on « ailing t>, y, ar *"'L un*i never a thought of ehang- are d,,i,,g nh'eiv, and with but few ex-
him us "a battle scared veteran.” The
fetch them he taiM «iown a sovereign to Ing their monotonous existence and «eptions have all lived. 1 he Stockton
Indignant general, rushing luto tbe ed
itoriul sanctum, demanded an explana
pay for them. The shopman returned cultivating those thing» that would citizen« do not »top at tree planting,
liim change for half a sovereign and | keep to lighten their ¡»athway and ^ul ,l*ake war on the rubbish as well.
tlon, which wus given und a correction
promised in the next day's paper.
perslste<l that Muller had only given •how them the beauties of nature, and « w«uld be well if a good many of our
Far More Important.
him 10 shillings. It was in vain to re wander into different scenes and make California cities and towns could wake
Judge of the editor’s feelings on the
The Prospective Better Half—But, se
monstrate. Tbe man only became new friends, which they would find in
morrow when, as if “to heap horrors
their Rip \ an
inkle sleep ami
riously, George, am I the only girl
atiusive to the unmistakable foreigner tlie enjoyment of gisal Isxiks ami follow the example set by the enter-
upon horror's head,” be found the gen
that
—
in a well worn coat, und Muller left the.
Bl< Indiana For Inaaff.rsl.
eral stytal in the revised paragraph
___ A few months ago some pri»i"K ami progressive Stockton people
He—Now, Amy, dear, don’t ask If you
shop, sadly aware tliut the missing 10| magazines,
The inaugural committee has appro-
"that bottle scarred veteran!"
ladies wlio find their greatest pleasure ■" lieautifying them by laying out parks,
are
the
only
girl
that
I
ever
loved.
You
shillings represented several dinners
prlutisi $2,uqp to pay the exjiens«* of
It has often surprised those who have
know
ns
well
as
—
in
doing
for
others,
and
wlio
have
an
planting
trees
and
destroying
rubbish.
which he must give up.
bringing to this city six of the most
been
victims of typographical errors
The Prospective Better Half — I
Borne days passed dinnerless when abundance of im-ans at their command,
famous living Indians. They are to
that umld the infinite combinations of
DAINTY BLOt'SB WAIST.
wasn't
going
to,
George.
I
started
to
one evening the man rushed out of the | met and discussed the matter of throw
The Iaulies’ Village Improvement ride Indian ponies and wear their tribal
types there are hardly any lucky blun
shop as Muller was passing with 10 iug new influences about these people I .Society of Oxford, Chenango county, robes aud war paint and will lie about ask “Am I the only girl that would Ing suited to the design, while the ders in the author's favor, turning
have
you?
”
—
Puck.
chemisette
and
cuffs
can
be
of
anything
■hillings In bis hand, which lie held out who had been in a groove so long that lias just celebrated its twenty-fifth an- the most gorgeous part of tlie parade.
cacophony into euphony, turgidity into
preferred or the chemisette only of sublimity end nonsense Into sense. It
to him.
they did not know how to get out of it. niversary. From time to time accounts I Tlie Indians who are coming are Qua-
An
Obstinate
Stand.
contrasting material. The sleeves are is true that one«* In u century a thought
"Oh, sir,” he said, "I have watched l'hey saw how tlie children in the have come from Oxford indicating that nal* Darker of the Comanches, <«eronl-
"The trouble with you,” said the mu among the very intent that are shirred
for you several days. You were right..
. 1
1 mo of tbe Apaches, Buckskin Charley,
is actually Improved by a typograph
I found I bail 10 shillings too niueb I
populated district were follow- the village owes much to the public- representing tlie t'tes; American Horse sical enthusiast, "is that you do not to form double puffs, and the waist is
blunder. It Is told, for example, of
full both at tlie shoulders and center ical
wben I counted up my money that I mg in the footsteps of their parents, I spirited, energetic women who coin of the Cheyennes, Hollowhorn Bear of understand classical music.”
Malhería? that when In Ida famous
“Perhaps," answered Mr. Cumrox, front. The quantity of material re epistle to Du Terrier, whose «laugh-
evening, nnd I have longed to give it I many of them old before the time. I pose theorganization. This society lias tlie Sioux and Little Plume of tbe
“but I refuse to be regarded as a man quirt'd for a girl of fourteen years of ter's name was Rosette, lit* had written,
back to you.” adding, "for you look as I Some few of the boys and girls broke done much directly in beautifying Ox-1 ¡jhickfeet.
age is three and five-eighths yards
If you wanted it!
| over the line, but it was more to be ford, but probably the most valuable
The chiefs will be accompanied by of Inferior Intelligence until I find twenty-one, two and one-half yards “Et Rosette a vécu et1 que vivent les
deplored than praised, They grew work lias been done in promoting civic six interpreters and attendants, They some one who Is competent to prove twenty seven or one and five-eighths roses" (And Rosette lias lived as the
that he understands it”—Washington
MARSHAL NEY’S DEATH.
will assemble at the Carlisle Indian
reckless, and it did not add any to the I pride among the citizens generally.
yards forty-four Inches wide, with roses live), the printer, wTlo found the
Star.
manuscript difficult to reud, put “Ro
school and come here with the Indian
The Drna-atic En«i ut the iirave I moral tone of the community, so the
seven-eighths yard of all over tucking selle” instead of “Rosette.” Malherbe
school cadets.
Wash Day.
French tmidier.
I leaders set to work to make a new life
and
three-eighths
yard
of
silk
for
belt.
The Women’s Improvement Clutaof
in reading tbe proof was struck by the
Reviewing Stands.
Ney refused naturally to place Dlm l tor these |H*ople, and it was hard work;
“We crossed the line last Monday,"
change and rewrote Ills vers«» as fol
Preparations are being made for the wrote the traveler, "and the gale was
•elf on his knees and to allow lib I they formed literary and stx'ial societies, California have done much in Is-autify-
The Spring Sleeve.
lows: “Et Rose, elle a veeu ce que vl-
eyes to be
He only aak«'<! hire«l a hall and fitte.1 it up as a gym- ing their respective towns. Nor have I erection of the stands in the Court of blowing fearfully. The sheets flapped
The question of sleeves in the fu vent les roses, 1’espeee d’un matin”
they become a tiling of the past, after History, between Fifteenth and Sev- angrily In the wind, and”—
Commandant SaintKias to show I i L lii I. s
ture—that is, the coming spring and
... i „ ho » ..
. i tr
.
...
and reading room. Here the tlie first enthusiasm wore off', as some enteentli streets. The president’s stand,
where
be was . to stand.
He faced
the I I. naHiuni «...
"It's a wonder the sheets didn't blow summer—Is one of Interest, and many (And ltose, she has lived as the roses
platoon, which held their mu.skets at
who had been wont to paas their of the chronic eomplainers, which directly In front of the White House, off the line and be lost at sea," mused of the predictions made concerning live, the space of a morning). But
“the recover,” and then, in an attitude I
0,1
street; or worse still, every town possesses to more or less W’D1 seat about 1,000 people, and the his wife, pausing In her reading of the them are heard with mingled pleasure cases like these are exceedingly rare.
Some years ago the London Times,
which I shall never forget, so nobl« ,lal|g‘>ig round the cheap salcxms with extent, have predicted they would. I stand directly opposite to this and in interesting epistle.—Judge.
and disapproval, the latter for some, in speaking of a discussion before the
wus It, calm and dignified, without any [yawning doors to lure them in where
front of Lafayette square will accom
the former for others. So far as the council of ministers when Lord Brough
The interest is just as keen, and every modate 5,000 people. Both pavilions
A Trick Exponed.
swagger, ta took off his hat, and. prof the wily dealer in cheap drinks found
lingerie blouse is concerned, the leg o' am was chancellor, stated that “the
now
and
then
we
hear
of
new
clubs
will
be
erect«
“
d
by
the
inaugural
com-
ltlng by the short moment which was |1(, trouble in getting their money away
mutton, with a full top tapering down chandelier bad thrown an extraor
being
formed
in
distant
towns,
and
if
mitt«'«', which will sell the seats. As
cause.1 by the adjudant <!«• place hav fr((111 the|1I. It was like the spider and
to rather narrow sleeves below the el dinary light on the question.” Ill the
giMxl
wishes
will
help
them
out
any,
Ing to place himself on one side and tel,. ......................
.
. .
four years ago, tbe seats will be appor
bow and gathered into medium width London Christian World in 18.83 a writ
give the signal for firing, he pronounced “‘e ,fly!
they J*1“
i’“°l “V they have a score of them from Polly. tioned among the guests of the presi
cuffs of tucks or bands of fine em er, referring to an address at Christ
theoe few words, which I heard very "“•*«•’ hey Were v‘cU““ to
b,ed
dent, the senate and house, the Judi
broidery, are among the latest imported church by the Rev. Theodor«* Hookes,
distinctly, "Frenchmen, I protest ugainst hy the saloonkeepers until every dollar
ciary and the press.
models. This is the most sensible fash represented liim as saying that some of
BRIEF REVIEW.
my sentence, my honor”— At these last was Kolle-
lmiies soon had the
|
Miner« to Parade.
ion of all. Its full top conceals both the clergy had gone back "to the black
words, as he was placing his hand on | -social room tilled until the closing hour
Two hundred miners marching in
the too thin and the too fat arm unless lie (tie) of Uieir boyhood.”
his heart, tlie detonation was heard, '-very night with men and boys. A
American Astronomy.
their mining clothes and torch caps
ft be of the sheer variety, and its close
In one of the editions of Davidson's
11«“ fell as if struck by liglitning. A I teacher was hired to give them lessons
lower portion does away with the dip Popular English Grammar the prin
An Oxford astronomer who made a will be a unique feature of the inau
roll of tli«“ drums nnd tbe cri« s ot
lve | ¡u th,- gymnasium, and teaching them journey of exploration last summer gural parade. A delegation of miners
ping and mussing of the fuller old style cipal parts of tlie veri) "to chide” were
!‘‘rol:i7;y
,ro”*;s
b,'u“r‘ the art of taxing ami fencing. They through the American observatories returning from the convention of the
sleeve.
given as follows: "Present infinitive,
brought to a clo.se this lugubrious cere I .
, . .
. .
. J
ujqjjj
I played checkers, back-gaimuoii, chess writes: "But already we have seen Uuited Mine Workers at Indianapolis
to chide; (last finite, 1 chid; past in
Fashion Hints.
submitted the plan to the president re
This tine death made a great iw a"d‘ a'dH. >’“t never for money or any and heard enough to recognize that the
Necklaces of opal beads are much finite«*, to have children." In the I.on
cently, and he heartily approved it.
don Courier many years ago ills majes
presslou on me. Turning to Augustus
Mtakei while older men gathered chief additions to our knowledge of as
worn.
Loeb’« Doorkeeper Reduced.
t.v George IV. was said to have a lit of
de la Rocbejaqucliu, colonel of th« | ”1 the reading room to enjoy periodi- tronomy in the near future will lie
Ecru
lace
is
used
in
preference
to
Arthur Simmons, Secretary Loeb's ne
the goat at Brighton. Another journal
grenadlers, who was by my side and pals, magazines and the late papers] made in the United States. ” In com
dead white.
who deplored, like myself, the death | and hooka which were furnished liber- menting on the latest astronomic gro doorkeeper, lias b«*en reduced to the
New earrings are of large pearls in a advertised a sermon by a celebrated
rank of a common messenger in the in
divine on the "Immorality of the Soul,”
”r1t11!
Pr,,l'e,8' ,l 81lid
[ally by friends who had become inter- acliievments here lie mentions especi terior department.
peculiar shade of buff.
and also the "Lies of the Poets"—a
“There, my dear friend, is a grand les «*ste«l and wanted to assist in the good
Chiffon
mobair
is
softer
and
less
wiry
The announced reason was that Sim
ally Professor W. H. Pickering’s re-
work, no doubt, of many volumes. The
son In learning to die.”—“The Empire work.
than
the
ordinary
mohair.
"
...
Tliey impressed upon the boys | discovery of the ninth satelite of Sat- mons "liiul beeu there too long” and
London Globe once gave an extract
and the Restoration,” General lloehe
No
one
with
a
paucity
of
gowns
Is
the advantage it would lie to them to I urn, Phoebe, which he first hs-ated sis'ined to have forgotten how to treat
chouart.
from tlie registrar general's return in
wise
In
selecting
a
conspicuous
red
-ave their money, witli the result that I some years ago by means of photo- people.
which it was stated that the inhabit
toilet.
Simmons regarded himself as Mr
many of them who had allowed thelgraphy and the remarkable series of
ants of London were suffering at that
THE USE OF JEWELRY.
New
finger
rings
show
settings
much
money to slip through their fingersand star photographs in which “ each part Loeb’s watchdog. Before he would
larger than have been worn for a long time "from a high rate of morality.”
take a strnnger's card in he subjected
It la Noniethlng More Than a Love ol
A letter more or a letter less makes
who
could
not
tell
you
next
day
where
o
f
the
sky
is
represented
a
hundred
time.
Pretty TrlHea.
him to a cross examination that was
strange havoc of a sentence, Early in
it
had
gone
now
have
little
bank
ac-1
times
over.
There
is
tlie
history
of
the
calculated to bring out every essential
Even 111
In Ito
A'JIlll
its UlUlKiU
modern AVI
form
1U when
vvlltil Ml
orna
Hit 1.1
,« .
.
. . .
I
v
the French revolution tlie Abbe Sieyes
The L*«e«t Toque,
ment Ims been left almost wholly t(|
ami every Saturday night they „ky for the last decade, and there it fact In his history. If the explanation
A new toque, the latest thing in in correcting the proof sheets of a
accumulate for decades, nay, cen- did not suit Simmons the caller was
women it _
______________
is something
more _____
than a make a small «lejtosit and are the | will ___________
pamphlet in defense of Ills political
"Miss Sluger says there was a note Tarts, has no brim at all at the back,
love of pretty trifles. On
On tlie
the person»
persons I l’roud lM,ss«“ssors of their own bank | turies to come.” The numerous dis turned down regardless of rank, He
but at the front the brim of the curled conduct, read. "I have abjured the
in
the
last
bouquet
she
received
over
offended
the
German
and
Italian
am-
of tlie female members of his family
1 it is a new era for them, and I coveries of variable stars, made by the
up type Is nearly three inches high and republic" — a misprint for adjured,
lias8a«lors with ills insistent questions, the footlights.”
the man loves to see the display of th« I lias opened up a side of life they were I Harvard observers (several hundred
"Wr«*tch!" be cried to the printer. “Do
“
Oh,
yes.
The
manager
sent
lier the same height at the sides also, but you wish to send me to the guillotine?”
wealth which in these days Is power I utterly ignorant of.
now being enumerated), also excite his and they were among many complain
from
the
middle
of
the
sides
It
slopes
word that she would have to pay for
ants.
and, if modern taste will not allow it |
I
■
, . . ,, ,
down until at the center of the back What Is treason, once asked a wag, but
«_
» «. .. It i is still indulgent
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wonder and admiration.
Simmons was appointed a doorkeeper her own flowers in the future, as he there is none left. The termination is reason to a "t"?—which “t" an accident
In himself,
to bls I
was
tired
of
doing
It."
at
the
White
House
in
President
vicarious display of it through his I These same ladies have also taken an
absolutely flat, nearly square, and on of the press may displace with most
Whist and Inventing.
Grant's administration.
women. So far ns women tliemselve-1 interest in the girls, and they, too,
it cachepelgn«“ of some sort is to be awkward effect. On the other hand, n
The
Effect
Wan
LaMtinv.
William B. Dulaney, President
consciously aid and abet in this asser I have their reading _________
rooms and gymnaa-
____
Here is an incident illustrating how
affixed. This toque fits beautifully printer whir omitted the first letter of
Dentist
—
That
confounded
tramp
per
tlon of power, so far they may claim I |UIU, where many happy hours are I business problems pursue the inventor Roosevelt’s barber, has been promoted
suaded me to give him laughing gas over the coiffure when the latter Is low. Mr. Caswell's name might have plead
spent.
this department is also a
to be acquitted from the charge ol s|H
.nt j In n thig
a |of
of the air-brake, writes Theodor Nevin Ito Simmons |,lace'
i“d that It wns "as well” without the C.
and extract four teeth.
Pope Sixtus V., in order to exclude
hn?e r?* in
omen of families win piano
.
lentv o
ate music.
and , ,,
plenty
of f i late
music, »1-
al- in the January World’s Work. A few
Mew con.ul General at Hankow,
Du Barry Hood..
Friend
—
Well?
have become recently rich love most though the ladies are trying hard to years ago a game of whist was pro-' L.’^^rti^
Those fascinating Du Barry hoods, every possible error front an edition of
Dentist
—
Well,
when
I
told
him
that
to display their Jewelry, and It may b<
that would cost him $1 lie gave me the which any girl who knows how to use the Vulgate Bible which he essayed to
____ ___________
______
make as
them
give up the rag-time meloJ pressing smoothly when, after one of I, genera, nt Hankow chlnn Mr
there
is not so much
vanity
asser
a needle can readily fashion for her publish, personally superintended the
merry
ha-ha.—Somerville Journal.
tlon in it of their claim in virtue ot pies that go with a rythm and swing tlle deals, Mr. Westinghouse did not Martin lg a natlve of Dunkirk, N. Y.
self, are making quite a furore for printing of every sheet, yet it swarmed
wealth to lie respected nnd honored I which captivates their uncultured ear I pick ills cards up, but kept «lrawing on I i[«> waa appointed consul nt Chlnkiiing,
themselves, and fashioned In gauze with errors. Heretical printers made
A Falal Dose,
Those womeu who have undisputed when the music from the old masters a piece of ¡taper beforehim. Theothers china, by President McKinley and
with a dainty silk lining they certainly great fun of tills demonstration of pa
“
I
wonder,
”
said
the
young
wife,
as
claims to distinction exercise more dis I would be turned down as “no good.” watched him curiously, remarke«i that was there during the Boxer troubles in
she mixed tlie dough, “why they call are most becoming to any type of face. pal infallibility, especially of the bull
cretlon, and their chief displays are on |“|ley are a]8(, |a.illg taught the iteauties tlley were ready to proceed, and then
In 1902 be was appointed consul this ‘angel cake?’ ”
prefixed to the first volume excom
tbos«“ occasions when it is congruou-1 ()j |lature. Every
Hunday, one
unable to
to under
under- at Nunkln.
municating all printers who In reprint
Every Hunday,
one little
little wait«?«!
waited and
and waited,
waited, unable
An Attractive Design.
“Probably," replied her husband, “be
ing
the work should alter the text.
flneinel,a*n.»!ll.,,»ir.h?l21 ,,o'vi‘rn,l,l,ll" lady,
kwly, who
who lias
has concluded
concluded to
to’ devote
devote her
her »tami
«'and why
why he
he should
should pay
pay no
no attention
attention P«r«rai«. of tke signer, complete.
New
designs
in
shirt
waists
are
be
cli>s«> ■ mi ■ ti i «" ' * •" ''i "> I iifo to tlie lietterment of the people 11° them. Suddenly, with a flash oil ' isitors who, strolling through tlie cause any one who eats tlie cake is in ing constantly brought out, and this
An edition of the Bible printed nt the
Immediate danger of becoming one.”—
life
to
the
lietterment
of
the
people
to
them.
Suddenly,
with
a
flash
of
cloMf* coiiuoc tioii l)<*t wii oriLunont «m<l I
» i .
irovom input iHilhlinirs licrp see nor-
one. showing some novel effects, was Clarendon Press in 1G17 Is known as
« hi«“!) Das .“Xist.sl ....... the 1„* R
s.“etion, tak««
Humph in his eyes and exultation in
Jeaeh ¿f the cZ- Philadelphia Press.
of this section,
takes several girls, who triumph
stylishly developed in brown mohair. the "Vinegar Bible," because in the ti
’■a voice,
gltining.—London Saturday Review.
| are
»f«- employed
employe«! in the factories
factor!«* during | • ,lia
'oice, he
lie cried out: “ Brown, 1 I’ ve | n),t offleea ^((nl <he follIldntlon of the
The front laps In double breasted style, tle of the twentieth chapter of Luke
CoinervntIve ENtimate.
the week and have no other time for got that natural-gas meter fixed—here ________
_______
________________
government,
tlie signers
of tlie Declara-
and the right front Is slashed to allow the parable of the vineyard Is printed
McFhlb
—
He's
worth
at
least
a
bil
Fvervls.lv kn « *?
I pleasure, out into the woods, and little pt is; it cannot fail to work success-1 t|on o, Independence ami other nota-
the tie to pass through. Three d<“ep “parable of the vinegar." Perhaps the
lion dollars.
a railroad car are fastened to "the' ixle P'^
8,le 18 tvtM'hing or calling their fully," and picking up his cards, he bles do uot realize what a long anil
Sleet—A billion? Man, your state tucks in the upper part provide suf- most fearful error of the press that
ever occurred was caused by the letter
They are shrunk on that Is put o„ “ttention to the wonderful and beautb aaked> “ Whose turn is it to play ?”
tedious task It was for Major Peabody, ment is wild. That's foolish.
“c” dropping out of the following pas
hot and allowed to shrink in cooling soP“1 treasures the woods and plant life
„ "ZT
—. «
olfl<*r of the 8tate department, to
McFlub—Foolish nothin’. Why, he
sage in n form of the Book of Common
Moving an Elk Range.
that they are practically a solid plts-e holds for us. Home of them were not |
make these colleetlims. As a result of pays taxes on $2,500,000.—Louisville
Prayer: “We shall all be changed in
A year ago the Government was pre
with tin- axle. Tlies«- cars go nrouml interest«“«! at first, but grtulually tlieir
pre- Major Peabody', la I-ora in bringing to Courier-Journal.
the twinkling of an eye.” When the
curves, and it will Is- observe.1 that tin* <*yes have liecome opene«l ami they are sented
8e,,tad with
w,th a herd of 200 elk Uv,n
K 0,1
living
on ,/>"lpl“lou thli* w,,rk the *ov „"I““'?4
book appeared the passage, to the hor-
outer rail «“overs n great .... more L.tkingat this grwdold world through the Kern range,
"’’/X^taraUo^ of inde’
Iltibblng It In.
range, m
in California,
California, on
on »h«
the
ror of the devout reader, was thus
Dundty—Morris snid that I had no
animals wereto |(ell(1ence *n<l nU but three of the men
grouml than the Inner one. so that to entirely
(.ntirely different glasses,
glass,«, and
ami manyof
many of |UIlder8tanding
umierstamiiiig t,lal
that the
Iheanitimls
printed: “We shall all be hanged In
more
sense
than
a
yellow
dog.
I
con
ih™ wLTmuT of
.‘■-sire
°U‘. ' them
h*‘"‘ are enthustatic
a^
the
tem-her
»*
1
«'
*>'
who
fnmmd
the
fe.leral
XsBtt.Uon
enthusiastic as the teacher ** removed to Bequoia Park. H. D.
the twinkling of an eye."
sider that an insult.
■ le slavl must of n«««ssltj travel L herself.
,.
. Life . has »..i.....
... nl
,(,.ilpr | Van
„ „
,
taken on
another
Y“n. Eaton,
Kato,,; in
1,1 the
the current Harper ’ s
Mistakes In punctuntlon. such as the
considerably faster than the inmr one.
rl*
1 11“M lalu" 0,1 another
1
Mr. R«>ekhlll’a aaeeesMr.
Wlckle—So it Is. There's no reason
q-|le appointment of a director of the to suppose a yellow dog has less sense
omission or misplacing of a comma,
Yet it is fixed solidly to the axle and Ic,,nrl"' nnd ,l,<*y are broadening out J Weekly, tells of the many diffieultles
=--■ I
llle Government has encoun- bureau of American republics to sue- than any other colored dog.—Boston
sometimes greatly change the sense of
cannot make a fraction of a revolution !‘nd becoming more ____
and _________
more enlight-
a passage, as when a compositor prob
ntore than the other one. yet the axle cned ami refined. They
’
_ are getting to tered lu n,ovillg the elk from one range ceel William W. Rockhill, who Is to go Transcript
ably a crusty old bachelor—In setting
remains Intact, and the curves are pass-1 appreciate the good B ooks and maga- 'to the other. An attempt was made to | to Peking ns minister from this conn-
up the toast, "Woman—without her.
ed with untlriug regularity, Why is it? zines much more than they ever did ‘Mve the »nimafa in a large corral, but try, is said to lie between two men.
man would tie a savage,” put the com
Estelle—You don’t seem to worry at
the cheap yellow-bai'k novels that they the ‘*lk
jumped the high fences
William, C. Fox. chief clerk
ma In the wrong place and made the
Secret of I.ongevlty.
’•
had lieen used to devouring when they "f the corral and K“ined freedom. At ™d
“T* trace ta all about the wrinkles In your face.
sentence ••■nil. "Woman, without her
Jack—No; n person can’t have every
A I.ondon newspaper has been
asking
' ?
,D.' ri'ai1 at all- In fact, the good work baa
' . ......
has the e,,d of a hard da>’s l,attle °nly and
man. would l>e a savage.”
newspaper writer. It was thought tiling the way he'd like It in this world,
a number of very old men for the se ------- ---------
eight elk were eaptur«*d and tbe plan ■emo tirrn ego that Mr. Pepper stood and I’m uiticflod that the kinks In my
During the last bait century inert?-
cret of their long life. The replies are progress«-«! so rapidly that several girls
has l>een a remarkable Improvement in
the better chance, but the chances are conscience don’t show.—Detroit Free
of vne aortCOtnmotily'lieand.’ «me-lives p.avv ip,He it good-sized bank account was abandoned as' impracticable.
regard to errors of the press. A writ
now said to favor Mr. Fox. The ap Tress.
long because ho hns taken wine every and are saving for a purpose; and what
er today may use the word "eclectic”
Think Straight.
pointment will probably be delayed
day In moderation, another ltecau.se he doyou think it is? Why, nothing more
Fact« In the Case.
with full assurance that it will not be.
has never tasted wine. One finds sover nor less than taking a trip abroad, and
ffrrr.tsn shift »uw. . .
It would be impossible for a lawyer for some time, and this may again lead
“Her," asked I.a.ly BHssingttni,
metamorphosed by the typographical
to
Ciiauge
in
the
probabilities,
inas
eign virtue In moderate pbvsi.ji ever- they are to-be haperoned 'ey (Mie of the io Inake a reputation in his profession
ficient fullness, and a shapely appear imp Into “electric” nnd may take up a
your son ever come to marry
else; another Is convinced that he lives young lady supporters of the club when wiiilecontinually thinking ataut medi much ns Mr. Tapper has some unusual American girl?”
ance is given In the back by tbe tucks proof from any respectable publisher
ly strong backing.
long I «“cause he keeps his body quiet
that time rolls around. In the mean cine or engineering. He must think
“He didn't,” replied the dowager extending down to tlie waist line. The without shuddering with fear that. In
and his mind active, nil of which
A Wonderful Timepiece,
duchess. "filie came to marry him.”— epaulets and the narrow revers are Hood's phrase, all bls roses have been
means that each man has followed bls time they are reading books of travel about law, and must study and be-
There is a chronometer at one end Chicago Tribune
strapped with tnn colored broadcloth turned Into noses, all bls angels into
natural Inclination, never exceeded the and studying maps and consulting come thoroughly imbueil with its prin of the rear lobby of the senate belong
and finished by small silk covered but angles him ! all his happiness into pap-
guide
Issiks
for
the
trip
of
their
lives.
ciples.
It
is
unscientific
to
expect
to
measure fixed by good sense and really
Ing to the weather bureau and super
tons. The sleeves are in the regulation plness.—William Mathews In Pblladel
TV«“ Bnllnrt of «hr Ice.
thought little or nothing about it. fit. Tlie line of travel is all laid out, and attain excellence or ability enough to vised by one of its trusted employees.
A little dish of broken Ice
shirt waist style, gathering into plila Post
Louis Post-Dispatch.
they know just what they are going to gain distinction in any particular line Mr. Jones. So wonderful a piece of
Lay basking In the sun.
straight cuffs. Any of the season's
Its
owner
hod
forgotten
It
do when their little bank talks register while holding the mind upon and con mechanism is this chronometer that It
wnistlngs are suitable for the making,
Before her work wns done.
A Ovukey’s Sweet Tooth.
Mind Accomplishments.
a certain amount. They will lie chap tinually contemplating something radi varies only about eight seconds a year.
such as pique, madras, albatross and
But when she went to get the Ice
Seven plum puddings hung in a
Power to do is largely a result of self eroned by one of the ladies.
And
bring
It
In
to
tea
Since
this
session
of
congress
began
it
taffeta.
The
medium
size
will
require
cally different.
kitchen at Etalham, England, when a
faith or self confidence. No matter
She found the Ice was not what it
has varied less than one second.
two and fiveelghths yards of thirty- donkey walked in and ate five of them,
Had been cracked up to be.
what you undertake, you will not do it
Importa in Argentina.
____ CARL SCHOFIELD,
alx inch material.
_____________________
PlM*
cloths and all._____________
until you think you cnn. You will not
The ladies have not forgotten the wee
Proof of HI« Sanity.
The imports in Argentina from the
master It until you first feel the mas lads and lassies either, but have a kin
The Word “Jlnrlklaha."
The Difference.
Announced Himself.
"Well. I am the only sane man here
United States in the first six months
tery and do the deed In your mind. It
The word Jlnriklsha comes from three
A delegate from Boston to an educa
dergarten
that
gathers
in
all
the
little
who
lias
the
papers
While
looking
for
stragglers
Just
as
to
prove
It.
”
one
of
HMM
were
$4,003,163
greater
than
the
must first be thought out or It can nev
Japanese roots. Jin rlkl-sha. meaning a Welsh regiment was about to sail tional conference In Philadelphia tofd
er be wrought out. It must be n mind children who have been accustomed to imports in the same perils! of 1903. Oskaloosan observed.
respectively man, power, carriage. but from Cape Town for England an off! of the answer given by a certain pupil
Tbe
rest
looked
at
him
In
astonlsh-
,
running
wild
on
the
streets;
and,
in
accomplishment lieforc It can lie a ms
The exports to the United States were ment.
it Is not of Japanese origin. So recent ccr found a private standing at atten In one of the public schools of the Hub
trrlal one.—Success
J learning the first rudiments of their greater by $300,000 in 1904 than 11103.
“Oh. it’s tru*" he protestcd. *I've ly as 1870 the Inconvenience of the tlon in a shed.. "What are you doing in answer to a question put by a pro- .
< a I ueat ion, they areenyiy Ing themselves Thia is a satisfactory shewing.
got my discharge from the Mount alow, lumbering two wheeled carts here?" he was asked. “Please, str,” feasor of natural history.
Bou*« Be To«» "Tallonai.”
and are as happy and joyful over it as
Tlie question was, "What is tlie dif
Pleasant Insane asylum right here in turned the thoughts of Engjlsh resi was the reply. "I am a lunatic, and I
One's naUonnllty Is to otl r» a bore any children in the land. Ths ladies
dents to the ease with which the hardy am waiting for tbe corporal's guard.” ference between a biped and a quadru
The average of birth in London is my pocket.”
«*4 ■ nuisance which <*annot be cot i have marked out a noble calling for
natives could propel a lightly construct He was right; he waff a lunatic, and his ped?"
11,000 a month. It is computed that a
•«» off »lie way too f.xm. A man's n.-i
The pupil’s answer was. "A biped has
Workman I’ve been and got mar ed vehicle, anj oge wns Invented, some guard bad forgotten him.
themselves,
and
no
marble
shaft
can
single
month
’
s
births
of
male
tallies
«ksaallty !• something he Is lustly
two legs, a quadruped has ’four legs;
say by a missionary, others by a news-
ried.
sir.
»nd
I'd
like
you
to
raise
my
ffsmi.l Of. bur not till It Is put as ■'.■ .ili) ever take th«“ placeorta the monument would nearly suffice to replace the men Wares. Employer Very sorry for you. pa|H'r proprietor's son. Ever since then
Vanity keeps persons In favor with therefore tbe difference between a bi
«ta mail of another n It! >n l,.r
v <.r fr> their memories« and their noIde lost by England on the Boer tattle* t>Vt I *m only responsible for accidents the hca.y carts have l>een entirely dis thesiselves who are out of favor with ped and a quadruped'!» two legs.”—
iH'iiievements, that these loyal h«*artK fields.
>1»« humanly, spiritually
• •- • that occur I d the works. London Flip pensed with.
Woman's Home Companion.
all others.— Shakes pears.
i*