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o y - BANDOX RECORDER. WASHINGTON LETTER (Special Correspondence ] It seems eurioiix that, while practical ly all of the states and important cities in the country have taken measures to prevent "the misuse of their seals, tlie great Beal of the I nited 8tat«-s hat been unprotected. When tlie measure now before the bouse to remedy thi« Condition becomes a law any person who without lawful authority make« any impression of the great seal or us«*s such lmi»ressiuu for the purpose of authenticating any document may be fined not more thun $3.000 or tin prisoned not more than live years. A penalty of $1.000 flue or Imprisonment not exceeding ten year» is provided for any person who without lawful author tty counterfeits or lias in his posses alon any likeness of the great seal. The bill passed the senate without any discussion and will undoubtedly go tbrougli the house as easily. • -----------------“-------------------------------- inaiiitiiig that you satisfy it. How I b!am«sl our good old family physician who bad started me uu the downward path with the beat intentions in the world. He, himself, did not realize the danger until it was too late. He thought 1 was mentally and physically strong enough to not let it get the best of me. There he erred; I felt just as nmny an other gixxhfeearted fellow has, w ho did not have the chance aixl the encouragement I ha 1 'o pull hiiiistlif together an<l «sea(>e the Ixindage. No doubt that poor fellow we just met started out hopefully and with all the confidence in $he world that he would Iw successful ami a prosperous citizen, and then there came a day when sick- new and |>ain came to rack his b»xly, and Decried out in his misery for some thing that would make him forget and give him a little rest from the agony. His doctor prescribed morphine. Oh, blissful rest! Oh, golden dreams that carried him into the poppy fields and drove the »lemon of pain out of his life for a short time. He cared not for the afl'airs of business, what difference did it make if all of his cherished (dans had failed owing t»i his inability to attend to them an<l keep the business moving? When he realized the danger it was too late. Tlie mischief was done. I see it all, and my heart aches for the poor fellow, even though by this time we know he has forgotten his poverty and lliat lie is a beggar on the street; for gotten that he is cold anil hungry and has not bad a mouthful to eat in twen ty-four hours. He is oblivious to it all; it is his only surcease from one of the crudest atllictions that rack the hu man txxiy. Don’t denounce the ptxir fellow but pity him, yes pity him from the bottom of your heart and thank Providence that you are not bound hand and foot by the fetters of this curse appetite. Death only will release the dope fiend. Jpverylxxiy is talking about “ Law ton's Frenzied Finance,” ami making a great fuss over it. Some of the news dealers say they can hardly keep up with the demand by those who favor and coincide with the writer as well ax critics who denounce the writer and his works in round terms. «‘I »x>uld give I-awton a pointer on ’frenzied finance,’ for I know all about it,” said a gentleman, the other day. “ We have thirteen children in our house to clothe, feed, buy school books, etc., for the healthy, romping, little fellows, and it takes skirmishing, planning, scheming and lots of patience to get along. We have bail a good, sound knowledge of ‘ frenzie»i finance' every day for years, ami expect to have it un Presidential China. til our little folks are big enough to help The cabinet* for the presidential chi- support themselves. I have all the na, which Mrs. Roosevelt has had ‘frenzied finance’ I want, and Lawton placed in the east corridor of the White cannot tell me anything about it.” House, received an Invaluable addition recently tn eight pltxes of the Washing ton and Madison ware. These pieces Did you ever hear of Ixiuis Fleish were loaned to tlie collection by Mrs. man's bread line? He was an Austrian Janies Bradley of New York city. Mrs. by birth, and served with distinction Bradley is a prominent member of the at tile battle of Sodowa and earned a Daughters of the American Revolution and has taken the greatest interest In Lieutenant’s commission. When but the White House colle«-tlon from a pa a mere youth he came to the United triotic standpoint. The Washington!« States and founded a big bakery in consists of an old rosi* English cut glass New York City. He posstwsed a kindly decanter, a glass preserve dish of the heart ami wax ever disposed to reach »aine make, an old Canton ware pick!e out a helping hand to tlie poor. Fleish dish of the willow pattern and a fish man’s “ bread line” finally got to be knife of Sheffield plate. one of the unique and interesting Sites Fur Mew Statues. features of the big city and one of the It has been decide»! that the Von most practical charities in the world; Steuben statue, for wldch congress ap propriated $50,000, shall be place»! in it extended around from Broadway Lafayette square. Two available cor through Tenth street to Fourth avenue. ners now remain there. The German Thousands of destitute Jieople are re officer who fought with the American lieved daily, the line of applicants for army will probably occupy one of these bread often extending several bl»x*ks. BRIEF REVIEW. places, while on the other, facing Sen Not only are unfortunate men supplied ator Depew's house, the statue of I\i- with rolls and bread, but each one re Longest Cantilever Bridge. laskl, for which an appropriation of ceived a cup of hot coffee. In this way $50,000 was also made, will eventually here is now under construction Tl Mr. Fleishman has for a number of stand. years dispenstsl alms tliat representeti across the St. Lawrence at Quebec, a President's War Hun net. cantilever bridge which, when com President Roosevelt the other day re an outlay of thousands of dollars. A pleted, will contain the longest span of short time ago this great philanthropist ceived a genuine Sioux war bonnet and a Sioux buckskin coat. They were pre was lying at death’s door, and I have any bridge yet erected, not even ex sented by John Flinn, superintenilent never learned whether he was spared cluding the great cantilevers of the of the Indian school at Chamberlain, to continue his go»sl work of minister Forth bridge in Scotland. The struc S. D., in behalf of admirers of the pres ing to tlie poor, or had responded to ture is of the cantilever type, and con ident. A party of Black Hills cowboys the last summons. If the latter then, sists of two approach spans of 210 feet Is organizing to come to Washington he had many sincere mourners among each, two shore arms, each 500 feet in from Deadwtxxl, S. I»., for the Inaugu those he had l>eneflted w ith his gener length, and a great central span 1800 ration. osity, and ha»l made it ¡stssible for feet in length. The total length of the Colored Folk« Alarmed. bridge is 4220 feet, and although in ex The negroes of Washington are in a them to live without experiencing tiie treme dimensions it does not compare pangs of hunger. His death would state of semiterror over the possibility of the re-estabilshment of tlie whipping have been a great blow to the poor and with the Firth of Forth bridge, which post in the District of Columbia. They destitute of New York. 'Tis a pity is about one mile in total length, it has are holding mass meetings to protest tiiere are not more of tiles»* generous, the distinction of having the longest against the “outrage” and are working whole-souled men in the world whose span in the world by ninety feet, two themselves into a frenzy of fear an»! hearts can lx_>at in sympathy with the cantilevers of the Forth bridge being excitement. |MM>r and unfortunate, and who are each 1700 feet in length. The total Most of the Washington clergy, in ever ready to reach out a helping hand. width of the floor is eighty feet, ami cluding Bishop Satterlee and Dr. provision is made for a double-track Schick, the president's pastor, have railway, two roadways for vehicles, come out in public utterances favoring 1 saw a weak, trembling, wretched- the suggestion of President Roosevelt looking mortal plead with two gentle and two sidewalks. Ina cantilever of this magnitude, the individual mem that corporal punishment bo meted out men on tlie street for ten cents to get a ber« are necessarily of huge propor to wife tieaters. cup of cotlee with the other day. He tions, the main posts, for instance, be Coat of Irrigation. The consist bureau lias Issued a re said, in a pitifully weak and tremulous ing 325 feet in length, and weighing port on the condition of irrigation in voice, “I haven't hail a bite to eat for 750 tons each. the United Stat«*s in 1902, showing that twenty-four hours, and I am cold and Women Master Mariners. 33.415 systems, with 59.311 miles of hungry. I pledge you my word of main canals and ditches, were Irrigat honor that I don’t want it for whisky.” Miss Jane Morgan of Philadelphia ing 9,487.077 acres on 134,036 farms. “Oh! go'long, I've heard of you be lias pax.-ed an examination before the The amonnt expended In constructing fore,” sai<l one of the men harshly, as all these systems was $93.320,452. The he trie»! to pass him. Then he turned Uuittxl Htates steam vessel inspectors, and they have granted her a master average construction cost (>er acre In imploringly toward the other party. mariner’s certificate, g»x>»l for “all the arid region was $9.14. “ I’m hungry.” The wtx-begone looks »xieans. ” To get such a certificate the Troop« at the Inaugural. and his utterly wretched condition had applicant must have sailed as a navi General Chaffee, grand marshal of the inaugural parade, has announced its effect, and the gentleman handed gating officer on an »x*ean or coastwise that only about 3.000 regular troops him twenty-five cents with the re vessel. Miss Morgan has hail such ex will participate In the parade. This mark, “You look as if you need it; perience on her father’s yacht. Her number will Include one regiment of don’t thank me, just go and get your certificate as master mariner attests infantry, two battalions of coast artil coflee.” The generosity fully staggered lery, one squadron of cavalry, two the man for a minute, for he had only her fitness to take command of any ves sel. According to Captain Patterson battalions of field artillery, the West aske»i for ten cents and he would have of the New York Nautical College, Point cadets, tlie “middies" and the marine corps. General Chaffee said considered that he was in luck if he there are only five female master ma thi.t he liad merely indicated to Gener ha«l received that amount. “Oh, you riners in the world besides Miss Mor al Wade the number of troops wanted make me tired,” said the man who had gan. One of these makes her living as and that thnt officer would select them. refused the beggar the small amount a pilot on the Mississippi, another as a The grand marshal also stated that he he aske»l for. “Don’t you know that pilot on tlie Ohio. Many yachtswo had received a call from Colonel Tur he is nothing but a morphine flen»l pin of the Thirteenth regiment of and that every cent In* gets goes for the men are expert navigators. On water heavy artillery of New York, who an drug? What do you want to encour or on land women are showing them selves the equals of man. nounced that bls regiment would come, and also a regiment of Infantry, mak age him for? You gave him twenty- The Thrones of Europe. ing in all about 1,500 men. A full bri five cents—that would get him a gtxxl gade of Pennsylvania volunteers and breakfast, ami he needs it, but he will There are fifteen thrones in Europe, buy the drug and forget the trials and and eight now promise to pa.-* from Squadron A of cavalry will be here. A Veteran Jndire. disappointments of this life while lie father to son. The latter are those of On the coming 22d of February spends a short time in the sweetest Great Britain, Germany, Denmark, Charles C. Nott will have served forty bliss he ever knows in this world ; then Portugal, Norway and Sweden, Bul years on the court of claims, having the awakening comes and it is not so been appointed one of Its judges by pleasant for the old fellow, but he ought garia, Russia and Italy. The Sultan may be succeeded by a brother and the Abraham Lincoln In 1865. He was to have to suiter, for he is a trifling and King of Spain by a sister. The Em made chief justice by President Cleve land it» 1896. The appointees of Abra good-for-nothing vagabond. Pity he peror of Austria, the King of the Bel ham Lincoln in public office are now can't take an overdose and end it all.” gians and the King of Roumania look becoming extremely rare, and in view to nephews, while the ruler of Holland of this and also the length of Judge has no visible successor at present. “ I quite agree with you there ; 'tis a Nott's service It Is propose»! to cele brate It In some way that will do him pity he can’t get an overdose and go Power of Earthquakes. honor. He was born in New York in where lie will lx* judge»l more leniently A Budapest scientist has made a cal 1827, mnrrlod a daughter of Mark Hop than lie could by any earthly tribunal. kins of Williams college, served with I know ax well ax you do that that culation of the energy expended by distinction In the civil war and has • w.-qty-iire ce.ttv will g“> for morphine caitiiquakes. KetVudstiialali amount written extensively. instead of coffee, but 1 know too the of work equal to the raising of the mass A Carlon» Flnh. intense suffering he must endure every of the earth through a little less than Among the many curious fish in tlie moment he is not under the drug. I one-fiftieth of an inch was done by ««ch exhibit at the National museum none was dangerously tie»r to l“*b*g a mor ■of tbe-world-ehaklng i-urt'a., Jakes reg attracts more attenfon theernpa' ma. The nrapalma la a native of Brit phine fiend myself once. I had met istered during the eight years from ish and French Guiana and is remark with an accident and suffered no in 1895 to 1902. The work done spasmodi able for being the largest of fresh wa tensely tliat our old family physician cally by these earthquakes represents ter fishes, ap«»ctmens weighing 400 and prescribed morphine which wax given 75,000,000 horse-power working con- 600 pounds being by no means rare. me whenever the paroxysms of pain tinualiy night and day. Tbelr scales and rolor are of such char rack»-»! my ixxiy from head to foot New Broom Daily. acter ns to resemble mosaic work. The One day I woke up to the fact that I head and mouth are bright yellowish wax a slave to the habit. It had me A Finnish housewife buys a new green and yellow, shading by turns In broom every morning—a necessary ex to grass green, emerakl green, olive bound hand and fixit, I had no con travagance, since she sweeps her whole science left, it seemeii to me that I was green, blue green, blue, blue gray, steel house every day, and the broom she gray and silver gray on the tall, mak morally and physically a wreck. Why, ing a most gorgeous and peculiar look I would have stolen from my l**st uses is just a bundle of fresh, green Ing fieh. This specimen la a recent ar friend to get th«1 money to purchase birch leaves, whose natural dampness rival at the museum. the drug. Every day made matters licks up the dust. CARL SCHOFIELD. worse. I would have moments of re Tenants Buy a Town. Pro«« os a Tab. pentance and remorse, in which I crie«i The town of Caatlerea, county Rote A man who bought an old metal tub out for help to break the fetter that for 12 »hillings at Winchester found It to bound me, and would swear off and common, Ireland, is to be sol«i to the be the borough bushel measure of the make the moat solemn promise that I tenants as the result of negotiations reign of George III and sold It to an would l>e a man and break off thia t>etween the landlord, the estates com .American for £60 London Mail. habit that was destroying both laxly missioners and the Town Tenants’- '■ '■ " I and aoul. Talk about suffering; you, I-eague, uhder the land act of last year. If th<* market value of adllce were Ixryalty to friends and principles •» fake a rise the whole world would who have never formed the habit, don’t t* rolling in riches. -New Orleans Pica- know anything alxtut 1L Sleeping and shows the highest trait of human na- waking that gnawing appetite is de ture. p' 8 ’O o O o o WOMAN AND KASHMJN FACTS IN FZW LINES HUMOR OF THE HOUR CHOICE MISCELLANY — Fur Girl. • Lar« •>« Feannlo. Tile <’hlu«se still make the Is-st India A Clever K.iiu»« >ble(. Ink. At the beginning of last summer A » Icier robliery has Just taken pl« * , A Wisconsin dog by stepping on the a certain well knowu literary woman in Rome. One day a spruce young uMu trigger of a gun shot a boy. lu the west irpaired to the shores ot presented himself to tlie portress of • . Thus far England has imported more one of the lakes of Michigan, there to bouse, asking for one of the tenant*. oranges than any other fruit from prepare her cofftagC for tx-cupancy dur On hearing that site had lieeu *t*«nt Spain. • ing the heated term. Before going Bhe fur some days h«* replitsi: “Yes, I kilo*. It is estimated that the wear and had arranged with her busbaud to tear on America« railroads pulverizes cause a lot of houaehohl gtxxls to be She was taken ill In the street and wuA sent to tlie hospital. I am a pul he .if- 427,•<»* tons of Iron annually. packed and forwarded by sttaimer. tl»er sent to take an inventory of the Drivers of automobiles Ui England It appears that for some reason th« conteuts of the fiat. Just come up with who refuse to stop when requested tc do so by a per».* driving a horse ar» shipment was delayed and that the me." And he showed her what be call lady was ot>llge»l to write to her bus etl tils authorization. On the way up fined. Demand in China for Japanese can band inquiring with reference to the he said that he must have two other vas shoeC funs, china and antimony Is delay. In conclusion she had append witnesses, sud when these cauie the increasing .since the present far east ed to her letter a postscript reading, four of them went carefully over ev “Please telegraph me when the goods war tg'gan. erything, taking a mluute inventory, The government now has on hand shall have been shipped." forcing open drawers and euplxiards. Pursuant to instructions, the husband about 4d2.00O.000 silver dollars, which nothing belug sacred from them. When personally supervised the packing of require about 115.500 cubic feet of the various effects ueedwl for the cot thia w as done the three wftnesxs« sign space to store in the treasury. tage in Michigan, even going down to The British possessions in west Af the dock to see that they were duly ed the inventory, and the "police offi cer” went off, carrying with him titles rica cover 500.000 square miles, contain conveyed on board the steamer. M»ire- and bonds to the value of several thou Ing 20,000,000 negroes and euslly capa over, as requested by his wife, he tele ble of producing a yearly cotton crop graphed what he had done. "Lares sands of fraiiis, to be diqiuHited in safe of 10,000,000 bales. and peuates on b»>ard.'' wired he; “will ty at the police headqtlarters. That same night the tenant returned, to be A traveler in Siberia is authority arrive tomorrow morning.” for the statement that the native» When his wife received the telegram greeted with great surprise by the portress, who exclaimed: along the coast eat much wood. Th< she read: "What! Back so s»x>n? And how are bark is stripped from the trees and “Lard and peanuts on board; will cooked until it is a pulp. arrive tomorrow morning.”—Harper's you? Di<! they treat you well?” “Treat me well!" exclaimed the other. The Tasmanian parliament has in Weekly. "What do you mean? Do you think I serted a clause In a new taxation bit — have tx'en in a lunatic asylum?” granting an exemption of $50 for every Following Advice. "Well, a hospital is just as bad, isn't child of all income taxpayers whose In “Really, Mr. Hansom,” said the fair comes are under a certain amount girl, “I'm shocktxl to hear you confess itr Two old portraits of Nelson In good such behavior in your business deal I “It mny be," siild the tenant, “but I condition have, it is announced, beer ings You should always 'do unto oth know- nothing of either. “Why, were you unconscious all the discovered in Dresden, dating from th« ers as you would have others do untc oibl ’ s KIMONO. time?” great admiral's visit there in 1801. Th« you.’ ” And so on until the situation was bands of pink wash silk, but all thes< one is a large pastel, the other a mlnla “You wouldn’t have me do that al made clear, She had been visiting In vogue for garments of tlie sort ar« ture In oil. ways.” friends. She hurritsl upstairs alarmed, appropriate. Opium smoking has reached tinmens« “Certainly,” she replied ‘always.’’ To make the kimono for a girl ol proportions tn the French ports on th« “All right. Here goes!” he cried and to find nil her little savings gone and no trace of tlie thief except the confu- fourteen years of age will be requlrec Mediterranean sea. Laws have been kissed her.—Philadelphia Press. slon which he bad left behind—Pall five and three-eighths yards of mate passed in Marseilles and Toulon forbid Mall Gazette. rial twenty-seven or three and a hall ding the "rolling of pills” In public tnfort unatea. yards forty-four or tifty-two lnchet places in those cities. Mrs. Greene—I should think you'd wide, with one and five-eighths yard* Sheep are going to the slaughter more fetal your Imardera a little better, You Klnic Edward'» Private Secretary. of silk for bands. Should you by any chance receive an rapidly than they are bred in this ain't expect them to say a good word autograph letter from King Edward country. If the reduction going on pro for you when they leave. t.ooklnic Ahead. ceeds much longer the country will Mrs. Skinner—Oh, but they do. Al or Queen Alexandra the royal signa The full skirts which have prevailed realize that It is up against short home most every one of them has a grudge ture may be there, but they know noth during the fall and winter will un wool crops as well as sheep supply. against some friend of bls. and he In ing of the contents beyond the fact of doubtedly be good during the coming The University of California at variably recommends my house tc having said to their secretaries. spring. Of course the fullness will be Berkeley faces a magnificent view ol him. I get lots of new boarders that "Write thus and so." confined In plaits, flaring gracefully at bay. island and shore, but the high way.—Boston Transcript. To be tlie private secretary of popu the knees. Walking skirts will be short hills behind it are bare. They are to be lar sovereigns is no sinecure. Fifty or er. The correct length Is three or four covered with redwoods, firs, man sixty letters a day is the average of Inches off the ground. By a trick of ranitas, tan and white oaks and ma her majesty's correspondence, while fashion carriage and reception skirts drones. the king's duty la doubled by state pa are to be worn three or four inches on pers for his signature, which no one, The ancient pagodas in Manchuria the ground all the way around. They of which one hears so much nowadays of course, cun save him the labor of must be ns long in front as in the back. are built according to the custom of writing, Royalty reads a letter and There is a promise that the coats for centuries. A first class pagoda has el often limits its supervision to a laconic spring will be short. Jackets and per ther seven, nine or thirteen stories, no or yes scrawled on the margin. haps Etons will take the place of the Then Lord Iinollys and Miss Knollys, while a second class has either three three quarter coats and those even lon or five. But few are built now. the queen's confidant, will take it and do the rest. ger which have been worn during the • ] The house at 10 Downing street, Lon winter. Klug Edward's skillful right hand don, is the official residence of the Eng man expands this into the diplomatic llsh premier and is always kept ready J The Latest Stocks. style with which most people are fa ' 1 Some of tlie new stocks are almost for his occupancy. Mr. Balfour stay el miliar and long Itelieved direct royal barbaric in tlielr color schemes, a dozen there while In London recently, and an dletatlou. Such very private notes as • • -I colors being piled on a background of open fire is always kept burning in his the king and queen do send to their leather or the green suede that is so bedroom, whether be is in London or families or intimates are discreetly not good this year. But the prettiest stocks burned or buried in archives, from are made with little frills that spread The 700 shoemakers* shops in Can which it would be leze majesty to un out at the base of the collar like a tiny ton, China, employ 8.000 men and 20,- Schoolteacher—What! You say that earth them.—Boston Herald. yoke. Most of the frills are of plait 000 women, who work from daylight to you are late because you have been to ings. with an occasional one that is dark. Since the recent introduction of get your hair cut? But you're nearly Chins'. Coal Field.. flared out by curiously shaped bits of kerosene lamps their hours even have an hour behind time. China’s resources of coal and Iron some sheer material. been lengthened. They get from about Scholar—1'lease, str, there was au- are among the largest and most favor $2.60 to $5 a month In wages and their other man before me. ably situated in the world. The ex A Velvet Novelty. meals, consisting of rice and salt fish. tent of the great coal fields has been A novelty among the many new silk For a winter climate Canon City, put at 4<>0,000 square utiles twice the In C«*t off Fallnre. velvets which have appeared on the Colo., has a reputation second to no “But," said the young man who hiitl I area of France and more thnn seventy market Is that adorned with an em locality In the United States. During times the aggregate extent of all the bossed satin spot about the size of a the winter of 1903-04 hundreds of just been adiuitted to tlie bar, “sup coal fields of Britain. Of the quality pea. which is of a somewhat darker robins, blue birds and turtledoves made pose my practice should be a failure- of the deposits much has yet to be shade than the groundwork. In some tlielr homes in tuat vicinity, and there then what?" "Well,” replied the old lawyer en learned, but the distinguished German cases it is of quite a different color was no weather during the whole sea from the velvet and is outlined with a son so severe as to harm the feathered couragingly, “there is politl<-s that Is geologist, Baron von Rlcbtofen, report always open to you. Remember, there ed many years ago that both the an narrow rim of white, which gives it a creatures. are 236 lawyers In our I musc of repre thracite and the bituminous varieties rather curious effect. Belgium, where public libraries are sentatives anil quite a few in our sen were equal to the best produced In Eu almost unknown, enjoys 19,000 public ate.”—Judge. rope. It is expected that very soon The New Veils. Chinese coal will be delivered nt far I.ace veils, especially the real for houses. That means one public house Between Friend«. eastern ports at prices with which no spring wear, will have large designs. for thirty-six inhabitants, or one public "I asked George If he thought you other coal can possibly compete and Bordered veils of all sorts are distinct house for twelve men above seventeen ly smart in Paris, although here they years of age. During the last fifty years were pretty, and he said the word pret that China in consequence of this de- per ty couldn't describe you." velopment will become a large ex- are less worn. Abroad the idea Is to the population has increased 50 “How nice!” i porter of iron.—Engineering. have the bat matched by Its veil, and »ent, the number of public houses 25S “I'm afraid you don't understand me, many of the new hats shown here have per cent. The Eng'ish market, which on ac dear. I asked him what word would Wb; Gibbs Deserted. veils that came from Paris with them, Tessle' Gibbs. Benjamin's wife, ap each hat having its own particular veil. count of its great importations of Bra describe you and he replied that he zillan rubber is the principal inter would rather not say.”—Detroit Trib- i>eared liefore Judge Dunne In Chicago, mediary between production and une. as it Is related by the Record-II era id, A Novel DeslMrn. and naked for a divorce on tlie ground Blouse waists made with deep cuts French Industry, is of much greater lm HI« Benevolent Scheme. of desertion. Mrs. Gibbs was dramat In gauntlet style and so designed ns to portance than all the other markets. ‘Tm going to eudow one of the uni ic when she took the stand. suggest a vest effect are among the The Belgian and German markets do versities.” said the millluiiaire— “going “Why di»l he desert me?” she de- novelties of the later season. Tills one not furnish France half as much as do to establish a chair." manded. “Why, for no other reason is made of fancy silk, with collar ami its own colonics. “Chair of what?" asked his friend. At a recent medical exhibition in Lon than because he got weary of me; he cliffs of lace, but all waistlng materia1» "Well. I don’t know what you'd call felt tired of home, and he wanted to are appropriate, and the design suits don a new anesthetic, called somno- it for short, but it's a chair that's bad wander around the country, After he tlie entire gowa ns well as the separate form, was shown. It is a liquid whose “boiling point” is 23 degrees below ly needed—a chair to teach graduates bad left me I met him on the street one day. I ¿topped. So did he. zero. The moment It comes tn con how to get a Job.”—Brooklyn Life. ” 'Mr. Gibbs,’ says I, 'why don't you tact with the air it becomes gas. Its Dlanatroaa come home T great virtue, from a medical point of "He's very refined. At dinner be ” ‘Don’t talk to me of such things,’ view, is that breathing stops before never blows his soup." snys he. 'I've got some money for cof the heart when It is administered. “What does he do when It’s hot?" fee and sandwich»*«, and I’m sl»*eping Housewives in Florida scrub their "Walts for it to cool.” in the cars. It’s fine.’" floors with oranges. In almost any “Well, I tried that, an’ the hired girl town In the orange growing districts I'l.h Skoal. Found br Telephone. women may be seen using the fruit as come an’ took my plate away afore I The latest use of the telephone is in soap. They cut the oranges In halves got a single spoonful.”—Cleveland Plain locating sh.als of fish. The electric and rub the flat, exposed pulp on the I iealer. apparatus Is a German patent. A mi door. The acid in the oranges does The Schemer. crophone Inclosed in a water tight the cleansing and does it well, for the Merryman—I always keep my wife case connected with an electric bat boards are as white us snow after the provided with good reading matter. tery and telephone is lowered into the application. Clubeky—Any particular reason? water. Bo long as the telephone bangs The cultivation of the olive is in- Merryman—Yep; It keeps her amus«.| free no sound Is hoard, but on its com; creasing constantly, though slowly, tn so that when she sits up at njçbt wa.'' Sp-ia The area devoted to olives ia- Ing for me to come home she doesi. t mg into contact with a shoal of fish the creased from 2,673,666 acres in 1901 to care bow late I stay outl—Detroit Free constant tapping of the fish against the microphone case produces a series of 2,083,550 acres in 1902 and 2.690.963 Press. sounds which at once betrays their acres in 1903. The oil yield per acre presence. The cord sttnebed to th. last year was 32 gallons, or 13.8 gal « I microphone is market! so that the ex 4 lons more ibati »tie yield of U«O2-O3. 3 "There is no use of a man belli-; BIzO’ SE gallons more than the yield of 1901-02 proud of his ancestors,” said the affa- act depth of the shoal Is designated blouse. The back Is laid in box plaits and 2 gallons more than the average. ble man. If Hnlned Geeae. for its entire length, while the fronts The British Medical Journal says: "No," answered Miss Cayenne. "In Though Hungary can never h«i>e to arc tucked at the shoulders and include "Koepke believes that the different numerous »uses the ancestors would an applied box plait at the center, symptoms of seasickness are due to not reciprocate If they bad a ebanite."— compete with America In tallness of anecdote, the following effort is not which can be slashed, a« illustrated, or anaemia of the brain, and that vnlldol Washington Star. bad: It is ¡«¡ported from a village in left plain, at preferred. acts upon this condition by raising the that country that the inhabitants have The quantity of material required for blood pressure. It also Influences the Alvtara In tli« Market. t een kept Indoors by a heavy shower of a woman of medium size is four and gastric disturbances by lowering the Jinks—Wi.y do these millionaires wild geese. It is supposed that the three-quarters yards twanty one. four sensibility of the nerve endings in the dress so shabbily? birds flew from a moist layer of at and a quaiier yards twenty seven or gastric mucous membrane and is in Winks- So folks will take pity ¿u tw o and three-quarters yards forty-four deed both « good stomachic and a good ’em and buy their watered stocks — mosphere te a cold one. get their wings frozen and were unable to fly.—Lonaoii Inches wide. analeptic. New York Weekly. Globe. Hl. Orlwlualltr. A man should feel the obligation to He Sold and l^rt. Tkr Beat Wan at His WeSdln». Uncle George—I have read your arti bring gayety into the Ilves of all Haskins—By the way, who was the A lawyer had a horse that always best man at your wedding? Wlllowby— cle over, and I must say it shows a those whom he loves. The fact that stopped and refused to cross a certain The parson seemed to be feeling the great deal of originality. Arthur— the routine of the day has been dull bridge leading out of the city. No best You see, it was all profit for him Thanks. I'm sure! I flattered myself doesn't excuse him for being glum and whipping, no urging, would Induce him and no risk whatever. Boston Tran there were some Ideas in It, Uncle silent at Lis evening meal.—Arthur 8. to cross It, so he advertised him. "To George—Oh. I was not speaking of the Pier. be sold for no other reaspn than tlrat script composition, but of the speHlng. the owner wants to get out of town.” • No iiegffjj Revised provid«| gipter ■■itLfaction and <x»mfort tlia» the kimono. This oik is simple an« graceful and includes an Inverted plat at the back, w hich means graceful ant b«*<:*u.i*|: fullnvM. As Illustrated th« material is white Jflf.anes« cra;>e wltt ñ 5 r Dent mi*». The Interest la ft. PI pson—I wonder what there was in the paper today about Masters? Grimes —Didn't know there was anything. Pip- son -Ob. there must have been? He «as saying to m» that today’s lsaue was usually, interesting. * Th* CiKomarr Cllaai. Nordy—How did the new play end? Butts—Oh. in the «sual way. Nordy— And what do you call the usual end? Butts—In a whirl of hats and feathers and opera cloaks. -Houston Chronicle. "It doesn't pay to talk "bout you troubles.” said Uncle Eben, “De tno' you boilers "bout get tin' cheated In ■ mule trade de less chance you has of workin’ de mule off on somebody else.'* - Washington StM. A Sfroa* Part. e Boubrette-Yes. the understudy says be used to have a very strong part on the stage. Comedian—So be did. He used to be a scene shifter and lift the mountains and castles. Chicago News. * * o •• «
