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BAKU* RWOKllEK. WOMAN AND FASHION WASHINGTON LETTER • a PAINFULLY »DATE THE CURVED BALL. HALLER WAS fQl.lTt. „ - ----- . • HUMOR OF THE HOUR, A ,'r^^»«or'« Kvealng Party la th« I I. Ik, Wblrk tggt«r« A Mediate Skirt. IBpwUI Corra*|H»ndenc‘ ) a Stury of the F<iM<»a« * la« *<•!•■• Faria l-aila Qaartar. Johnnie's Arithmetic. It. Leeentrle »huula. flat a«*l Hia faZlecliun. Brown cheviot was used in the de President Roosevelt indicated to a "It Was difficult to imagine that 1 CHOICE MISCELLANY velopment of this modish skirt. The. Louisville delegation a tVw days ago Heury goes to the grocery for a quart Most any ten year-old youngster can Haller, a famoufl Swiss scieuttat of was in the heart of Paris, among peoph of molasses and on bls way borne • urve a ball, even though be does not ¿be eighteenth century, was once well front gore and yoke are in one, a style that If there is uo extra session of cou- Trimming a Fre«hmnn. that distinguishes many of the new greaa he would visit «tli.it city some ’ bred and bora in the capital,” says n meets with five boys, making six In tnow why he can do so except that rewarded for his politeness to a Hallow A Uulverslty of I’enusylvaula fresh skii**». The skirt may be made in el time next summer. The president went w riter telling of the section of tLe Ijit the gang. How much molasses will b< the leather must be held lu a certain traveler. Some scientists find it bard man, followed by • strapping soph» i* to say tfcat he had not formed an in quarter lu which the professors ol left after each has had a swig and bow way. Possibly a half dozen of the to-take an interest tn anything except Itinerary aixl would Uot do so until he the University of Paris have tbeii high will Henry jump when the boot major league twirlers know something tlieir gwu specialties, it waa uot so more, strolled into the buffet of a was able to tell whether he would get homes. “The* men, these luminaries Jack hits him? Broad street hotel the other day. The al>out the science of the curve, but with Haller. Hia fellow traveler was to make the trip. If there was no extra of science, ln>w different they looket * good woman from Bertie. The coa - freshman slowly walked to the bar and comparatively few understand why If one boy standing on the corner can •esalon bls intentions now, be said, among their womankind! Since thei versatiou fell naturally upon the com then turned to his companion, who were to go to San Antonio to attend I have visited many professors’ borne» hit a grocer's horse lu the ear with a they can produce tbelr "benders." Ths modity for which lterue Is uoted — stood iwveral feet behind. "Tell the the annual reunion of bls regiment, to and have found them all curiously snowball and 'cause a runaway, how Scientific American gives the follow cakes. man what you need.” commanded the Ing as the scientific explanation of the The Berne dame said w ith pride that be held in May. On bis way there he alike. No “ matter whether the apart many boys and snowballs would It ■ matter: sophomore imperatively. The freshman take to Start twelve horses and a mule she could make fourteen kinds of would visit Roswell, Ga., the home of meut he on a second, third or fourth sheepishly said to the bartender, "A "The pitcher In the field tells us that rakes. his mother, who was a Miss Bullock. floor, " hetber it be an expensive 01 on the skedaddle? glass of milk, please.” While a dozen Hiram has six marbles and William the ball curves because he gives it a What was her surprise and delight From San Antonio be would go into cheap one, the inmates are all alike men looked on the freshman drank the mountains of Colorado for a bunt talk alike, dress alike, If you hav* has none. They meet tn the alley, and twist, but scientifically thia will not da when Haller asked her bow she made about half the milk. "Drink the re j Why will the twist make the curvel them! She eagerly began a recital, ing expedition of possibly four or live seen one home, you have «eo them all then William has six marbles and Hi malnder,” said the sophomore. The weeks. Ou his return l.e world come Follow tue to a fourth floor in the Rut ram has a bloody nose. IIsw much If a ball were thrown In a certain dl with copious explanations, of those freshman gulped it down. "Now, what rectlon and It the force of gravltatloc fourteen recipes, and she had a good by way of Louisville. He made It Gay-Lussac. We are ushered into tin flier is William than Hiram? should you do to show your respect A boy with a goat after him can run I were not at work the ball would con listener. clear, however, that everything would drawing room. The furniture is ma and admiration for the lords of the tinue on in a straight line forever Perhaps Haller regretted bis rash depend upon whether there would be hogany, always mahogany, and of a eight miles an hour. A goat In chase ot Some force of resistance is then al sophomore class?" asked the sopho question, but he did not show It He a boy can run eleven miles lu the same an extra session. bad period. There are no flowers, but work when a bail is made to deviate in more, "You know what you have been listened patiently and smilingly to tlie time. How far would they have to run Talk of a Sea Level Caaal. a dusty feru in a majolica pot; ou told." "Buy the grand man a very before the goat's head overtook the a curve from Its straight course. If a end. and he and the Bernese woman All the members of the bouse com the mantelpiece a clock and a candela cigar, ” the freshman replied, feather Is dropped in a vacuum In an good parted very good friends, though be mittee on interstate and foreign com bra, with framed photographs in th» boy and how long before the boy exhausted receiver of an air pump it bad liardly spoken a word. It is safe “And what should you smoke?” que- would sit up and rub his eyes und merce have come back from the isth spaces between; over the cottage pl ried the sophomore. “Oh, nothing!" j will drop like a shot, but if it is drop to say that In all his scientific re wonder what house fell on him? mus with some views as to whether a I ano the portrait of M. le I’rofesseur in ped out in the air it will go down lr- searches be bad not learned so much was the hesitating reply. “Smoking Sarah has a new doll costing 25 cents sea level canal ought to be built over the greeu embroidered uniform of a j regularly and slowly, shifting from about the combination of butter and isn’t good for the health of children. It and three sticks of candy worth a pen the Panama route, but few of them are member of the Academy of Science, prevents tbelr mental and physical sugar aud eggs. * ny each. She refuses to give her broth side to side. willing to commit themselves one way with bls dress sword, over which li< "It is the atmosphere which causes growth, and then they would never Some time afterward be was elected er Artemas anj- of the candy, and as a generally »tumbles. But do not think or the other until the report of Chief the ball to curve. Bearing In mind to an important political office. From get to be big.” The cigar was pur Engineer Wallace is made. Mr. Wal that the professors' families are blind result be wrings the head and legs off that the atmosphere is a compressible, some quarters he received an unex chased, and, turning to the amused ONE or THE LATEST STYLES. her doll and pushes her into a mudhole. lace Is at work ou an extensive survey to beauty. They will admire and np elastic gas. we find that when the ball pected number of votes. Then he crowd, the freshman solemnly said. How much would she have saved by "My, but the sophomores are great!" ther dip or round length, and plaits and will make a report before a great predate a work of art as well as you giving Artemas all the candy and pat leaves the hand of the pitcher with a found out that his Bernese cakemakUig arranged at each side of the front and rapid rotary motion it ‘Impinges upon while that will deal with the question or I, but In their homes they consider Then he wheeled and marched away in ting him ou the back in a sisterly way? a continuous elastic cushion.' and friend had l>een so impressed with tlie front of the sophomore to another ho- back give a graceful fullness at the of a sea level canal. Senator Kittredge beauty a negligible quantity, They Intelligence and ability of her fellow In throwing a stone at a fifteen cent tel, where the same scene was re lower edge. Many materials are suit of the senate committee ou interocean- also give very little attention to their cat Harry hits and breaks a pane of this moderate resistance, or friction, traveler that when she beard be wus able for the making. A fancy blue and bodies — to the inner or outer man. I chnnges its course in the direction lc canals has come back from his visit hearsed.—Philadelphia Record. white tweed, finished by machine to the isthmus Imbued with the belief have often wondered whether the same glass worth $2. His mother gives him which is given to the rotary motion. running for office she gave her rela stitching, would be a good choice. Mo that a sea level waterway is the only I tailor supplies them all with their old a dollar licking, and be loses 50 cents' Take an outshoot of a right handed tives. friends aud acquaintances no Potato of the Future. worth of fun by being sent to bed two pitcher, for instan -e. He Impresses peace of mind until she had secured hair, voile and serge could also be proper thing and will use bls influence fashioned coats. The new potato is purplish green in used. hours before the usual time. How upon the ball a rapid centrifugal ro tbelr promise to vote for him. “ Nor does the inner man fare much in that direction. color and Is said to be so far superior much wus the cat ahead of the game? tary motion to the left, and the ball better. The cooks in tlieir establish CABS IN RUSSIA. He thinks that the overflow waters to the common "Irish” tuber both In For the Wee Folk. In returning from the bakery with a flavor and In yield that It is destined to The latest fashion in millinery for of the Chagres river can be turned in ments seem to be altogether different dozen buns Thomas meets three boys, goes to the left because the atmosphere, Fares Are Low If Yon Are I p to ths drive all competitors out of the mar wee girls Is the large white felt or bea to the Pacific by means of a tunnel am’ creatures from those we meet else and on reaching home he misses seven compressible and elastic, is packed into Tricks of tlie Drivers. ket. It comes from the banks of the ver liat trimmed with bug clusters of that the principal question that re where. They eschew slang, their gram of the twelve buus. How many times an elastic cushion Just ahead of the In no European country are cab mar is better, but their cooking is ball by the swift forward and rotary mains to be settled is the additional Mercedes river, in Uruguay, and is velvet and silk roses to match the worse—very much worse—than in the will seven buus go into three boys and motion, and the friction, which is very fares so cheap as in Russia, for there probably the result of a happy horti color of the little cloth or silk pelisse expense. how did they do it?—Philadelphia Carl • great in front of the ball, ^teers it in is no tariff at all. On the rank are Many members of the house commit homes of the less Intellectual members cature. cultural accident. Claim is made that or coat. This particular fashion pos half a dozen drivers on the boxes of the direction which it is turning.” it is Immune to the diseases that ordi sesses a definite advantage, the roses tee are said to be highly impressed of society. The women form a distinct tlieir droskies— tiny victorias, hung low type. They seem to belong to a past with the project of a sea level canal narily afflict potatoes, but whether or being infinitely easier to match than A NOTABLE MEETING. The Versatile Colonel. and with Just room for two if tlie two uot it can resist the operations of the the headgear itself, while a single hat instead of the lock and dam canal au generation and tbelr dress is In keep clasp waists after the Russian mode. ing with the style of tbelr hair. Liv Held In the Interest of “Woman’t predatory potato bug is not stated. can be made to do duty for two or thorized by congress. If you know Just about how far you ing among themselves, they appear to Hi« lit a** In 1701. There Is no vegetable to the Improve three different toilets. Brown is be An Ohio Lemon. have no notion of what is occurring in The first recorded public meeting iu want to drive you take the first driver ment of which more attention has been sides much worn by the nursery folk, Representative Nevin of Ohio recent the interest of "woman's rights” was and tell him where you want to go and devoted than has been bestowed upon and In the case of little boys the brown ly presented to President Roosevelt the the worldly part of Paris. Their dress makers are ‘ of the quarter, ’ and their held in tlie town of Medford. Mass., in what is the price offered. The eti the potato. It has been mainly, how hats are frequently trimmed with wide largest lemon ever seen at the White milliners make their bats with the odds i 1701. The gallery of the church was quette is followed Invariably. The ever, for increasing the size of the tu tartan ribbon. House. It was grown by Mrs. E. T. and ends brought to them. Such a occupied by the young unmarried peo driver throws up his eyes in horror, ber and to augment the yield. Flavor Haines of Dayton, O., in a conserva thing as a fashion paper never crosses ple of tlie congregation, one side und lie calls upon the saints to witness It I*uys to Drees Neatly. has been almost wholly Ignored, anil as tory In her home. She would not thiuk that so ridiculous a price must be dou oue half the front gallery being given It Is the duty of every woman to of anybody else but the president hav their path. I am certain these ladies a consequence the potatoes of today bled before be could look at It. are much more Interested in the latest to the young men, the other side and make the best of herself. The question have less flavor than those which our ing the beautiful specimen of fruit microbe than in the latest hat. They You are not deceived. You walk on. the other half being given to the young grandfathers ate fifty years ago. Fur is how to do it, nnd unfortunately and insisted ou Mr. Nevin bringing It And iH'fore you have gone ten paces have little notion of comfort. women. But in the seating in this the cabman is after you. pointing po thermore, all of the market varieties many fall. It is no good to be beauti to Washington for the president. “An evening party at one of tbeii eventful year the young men were giv litely to the seat in the drosky and. taste pretty much alike, whereas for ful and have no style. A plain woman Alaskan Affairs. houses is a never to be forgotten en en the entire front of the gallery a> with a grin, repeating frequently tlie merly there were recognizable differ can often carry all before her. If she Senator Dietrich of Nebraska, who well, and the young women were only Russian equivalent for "please.” achieves style she is very apt to leave will retire from congress March 4, re I tertainment for the outsider. They ences.—Philadelphia Post. an ordinarily pretty woman miles be cently talked with the president about I still dance the schottisb, but the allowed one side of the gallery. But if you are driving to a destina hind. What is meant by a smart wo affairs in Alaska and the Philippines. greater pirt of the evening is devqted Then it was that things began to tion at an unknown distance it is nec DESIGNING A HEAD. to what are called ‘ society games.' a man is generally one who develops, Mr. Dietrich lias visited many ¡mints happen. Treatment like this wasn't to essary to ask the opinion of the first An Iatereatln* Tonnnrlal Operation says the Ixmdon Queen, her good in Alaska and favors the creation of a gaping trap to the butterfly from he tolerated even for a moment. The bellied, belted, bearded brigand on across the Seine. I have forgotten the by the Fanion. Whistler. points, with due regard to the fashions commission for that territory similar blood of the future mothers of the the box of a drosky. Then It Is your name of the fiendish game, but I re "Amazing!” the favorite ejaculatlot and the modes of the moment, and Revolution was fully aroused, and the turn to throw your eyes to heaven and to that which governs the Philippines, call that we were all seated in a ring— of the brilliant and eccentric artist these are very friendly now to such except that the commissioners shall about thirty of us—old and young, nnd "The colonel takes a little can tel young women made such an uproar call on the saints. A quick problem James MacNeil) Whistler, is the word people. and commotion that It speedily became In division works Itself out in your be chosen by a vote of the people. He we bad to answer questions and find every morning after breakfast.” which seems best to fit the curious a town matter, and a town meeting head. Tlirees into a ruble? And you also favors the establishment of a po out some antediluvian fact To them "Yes, and a little decanter ever? KI<1 nnd Suede. combination of personal peculiarities— was called to restore to them tbelr put yourself up to a Dutch auction lice force on the lines of the Canadian evening after dinner. ” it was child's play, but if it had not It Is really astonishing what a dressy mischievous wit, tricksy Jests, gay rights in half of the front gallery. along the rank. "Hotel So and-so. police In the Northwest Territories. been for the six-year-old child of the quarrels, harmless vanities ami remark and elaborate touch the use of a little The young men of the day were bit sorok kopeck!" you cry. with a lean DEAN SWIFT. house who prompted me I should have Whooped In the llouae. able artistic performance—revealed It kid or suede will add to even the plain terly opposed to extending any new An old man from Virginia caused a eut a poor figure. Imagine coming He Never Flattered, a ad He Waa privileges to women, and the tight ex ing toward generosity. There Is a Mr. Mortimer Menpes’ recent recollec est tailored gown. At once it takes on race for you. You drive a long way from the electric lights of the boule sensation In one of the house galleries nn air of originality that lifts It entire tlons of his "Master.” The eccentric! Hude, Yet FaaeinatinK. tended beyond Medford. Shortly after in Moscow for a dime. vards to the oil lamps of the profess just before Speaker Cannon rapped ly out of the ordinary run. Though ties of Whistler’s character wert Deau Swift never flatters. When the introduction of "pues” into the matched by those of bls appearance serviceable. Wooltex costumes, with for order one recent morning by sud ors' salon and being suddenly called told that the Duke of Buckingham de churches, by which families were sep THE WET TABLECLOTH. con upon to know that Dalmatia was denly standing up and whooping at for he never dressed like anybody else their fitted coats and full skirts, that I arated from the remainder of the con sires his acquaintance be answers that quered by Metellus in 118 B. C.! De and he bad. Just over bls left eye, a fill in many a chink in a slender ward- the top of his voice. Two doorkeepers the duke lias uot made sufficient ad gregation, tlie selectmen of the town It Pnsxled the Ship's Pa««eiiger Until It Wffl« Explained. single lock of white hair amid a mass robe, can be made to assume quite a hurried down the aisle and escorted lightful evening!" vances to him yet. When asked to a of Newbury gave permission to a group The understeward iu setting the ta of black curls. His own Interest in different appearance with a vest of the old gentleman to the guardroom, of young women to build a “pue" in dinner party by a secretary of state he THE PECULIAR SNAIL. his appearance was great, for he re suede or of some of the velvety ooze where be said bis name was James insists upon drawing up a list of the the gallery of the church upon thelt ble poured a half glass of water ou the garded the composition of costume and calfs. The girl who is clever enough Allen and that he hailed from Louisa company. Even ladies have to bow be own side of the house. This extension clean white cloth and placed a dish of coiffure with the same seriousness with her needle can embroider these In Court House, Va. He told the police Thin Creature Caa I.lve Without Air, neath the yoke. However beauUful, of privilege was resented by the young fruit on the puddle he bad made. He Water and Nourishment. which he would have bestowed upon all of the fashionable needlework fads. that lie liad been a sufferer from fits bachelors to such a degree that they made another puddle aud placed on It for about twenty yenrs. "But they The common snail has lungs, heart wealthy or high born, they must al the composition of a picture, and in broke a window of the church, forced the carafe. On a third puddle he placed ways appear as suppliants for Dr. never made me ‘holler' like that be- and a general circulation and is in Drt«aing Sark. deed the result was unmistakably pic an entrance and hacked the pew In the butter dish, and so on. Swift's acquaintance. Even then his A charming design for a dressing fore,” be said. "I guess all this ex- every respect an air breathing creature. “Why do you spoil the cloth with all turesque. pieces. For this act of sacrilege the rule is far from easy. "Customers ceased to be Interested sack is shown In this model, devel citeinent in the legislature made me This notwithstanding, be can live on young men of Newbury were lined $10 that water?” asked a passenger. “ Lady Burlington, ” says he, “ 1 bear nervous. ” Indefinitely without Inhaling the least •Because the weather’s rough, sir,” in their own hair,” says Mr. Menpes ol oped In pale blue French flannel, with Wanted a Bible. atom of air, that which is usually con yoti can sing. Sing me a song.” Her each and sentenced to be whipped or said the steward, and then, making an Whistler’s entrance into a barber's collar facing of white. The facing is pilloried. But they were manly enough ladyship resents such nn unceremoni A Missouri member recently received sidered the essential to existence in all shop. “Operators stopped their ma nip finished on each edge with feather- ous address and refuses. "Why, mad to confess their folly nnd ask pardon, other puddle, he went on: n communication from a constituent, creatures supplied with lungs. "We stewards on ocean liners must ulations; every one turned to watch who wrote: "I understand that Joe Jef Leppert says, “To all organized crea am,” says Swift, "I suppose you take so this part of their punishment was not be merely good waiters—we must Whistler, who himself was supremely me for oue of your poor English hedge omitted. 8o you see the “woman’s ferson has retired from the stage and tures the removal of oxygen, water, unconscious. Ills hair was first trim be gt..xl wet weather waiters. And we written a Bible. Please send me a copy.” nourishment and heat causes death to parsons. Sing when I bid you.” As rights” movement isn't a modern one.— have a number of tricks. med. but left rather long, Whistler Boston Herald. Lord Burlington only laughs, the lady A copy of Jefferson's Bible, so called, ensue.” When that statement was meanwhile directing the cutting of “One of our tricks is to set the heavy has gone forward to this benighted made he did not appear to consider the bursts into tears and leaves the room. every lock as he watched the barber lu dishes upon wet spots. If we were to ST. SWITHIN ’ S DAY. This does not soften Swift. He meets Missourian. It is a copy of the red mo snail as one among the great host of the glass. He. poor fellow, only too set them on dry spots iu the ordlnary rocco bound book which Thomas Jef “organized beings," for the experi her a few days after. "Pray, madam, Tlie Old Superstition Abtml July 1ft way they would Bllde to aud fro with conscious of the delicacy of his task, are you so proud and Ill natured now ferson prepared and congress had pho ments made by Professor Spallanzani and the Weather. shook and trembled ns lie manipulated every lurch of the ship. But if the tographed nnd reproduced a session or prove that any or all the usual life con as when I last saw you?” is his greet the scissors. The clipping completed, The old superstition about St. Swlth- cloth is wetted they don't slide. They Ing. The man's fascination is so strong two ago after a prolonged squabble as ditions can be removed in its case with Whistler waved the operators imperi in and the rain has vary generally died adhere to the wet place as though to the propriety of the legislation. out terminating its existence or in any that all yield to him.—"Dean Swift and out. There are still, however, a good glued to It. ously on one side, and we observed for Ills Writings.” way impairing its functions. Arlinna and New Mexico. some time the rear view of his dapper many who incline to the belief that “One of the first things a steward It is a fact well known that the com Delegate Rodey of New Mexico re little figure, stepping backward and such a notion must have bad a basis learns is to set a stormy weather table cently talked with the president about mon land snail retreats into his shell forward, surveying himself in the of scientific fact or It could not have -to spill water on the cloth at each FIRE AND THE SKIN. the admission of that territory to the on the approach of frosty weather in the glass. Suddenly be put his head into a obtained as it has done for centuries. place where a heavy dish is to stand. Union. The pending bill provides for fall and that the opening or mouth of Why the Action ot Heat Caonea the Some years ago the records of Green This water serves its purpose thor basin of water, and then, half drying Caticle to Turn lied. the admission of Arizona and New the shell is hermetically sealed by a bln hair, shook It Into matted wet curls. wich observatory were examined for oughly, and it doesn't look bad. either, Blushing is the effect of the action twenty years with a view to ascer for the dish covers It No one knows Mexico as one state, with two repre secretion which Is of a silky texture With a comb be carefully picked out sentatives. Mr. Rodey would prefer and absolutely impervious to air nnd of radiated heat ou the nerves control taining whether as a matter of fact of the wet spot underneath.”—New the white lock, wrapped It in a towel to have separate statehood, but accepts water. In this condition it is plain ling the small blood vessels of the skin. a rainy July 15 Is usually followed by York Press. and walked about for five minutes, the conditions that confront him. He that Ire is deprived of three out of the These tiny vessels are normally in a * rainy ¡»crlod approximating to forty pinching It dry, with tl* rest of his thinks the pending bill will be enacted, four elements of life mentioned by state of moderate contraction; under flays. hair hanging over bls face-a stage AS A WOMAN LUNCHES. but believes Arizona and New Mexico Leppert—viz. air, water and nourish exposure to heat they relax and be which much amused the onlookers. It was found that the years In which ment. come distended with blood. If admitted as one state should have “Still pinching the towel, lie would St. Switbin's day had given no rain Heal« That Are Ordered Merely by Force ot Suggestion. In regard to exposure to direct heat, were rather wetter during the follow then beat the rest of bls hair Into ring three Instead of two representatives. AMERICAN WOMEN. the reddening of the skin, together ing forty days than other years. It Lots of women order their luncheons LADY’S KIMONO. It is very doubtful whether any bill lets (combing would not have given them the right quality) until they fell stitching done in blue silk. The gar will get through this winter. The op A Phase of Their llonaekeepln* That with the uncomfortably warm feeling was concluded that the tradition had Merely by force of suggestion. If you accompanying It, may be looked upon no meteorological facts whatever to lon’t think so, watch the wavering Into decorative waves all over his bead ment Is shnped by n tai era rm seams, position to joining the territories is so Surprises Knallate women. as one of the useful little "danger sig support it. Everybody has beard the >nes sit down, look on the card, glance A loud scream would then rend the and a seamless drop shoulder yoke strong that the pending bill is likely to A favorite fling of the French at the nals” with which we are surrounded. air. Whistler wanted a comb. This adds to Its attractiveness. It would be strangled In the senate. old story about the removal of St It their nearest nelghlmr's «ate and English has always been that the lat- he.- order whatever t'-e latter happens Persons *b<. from any cause have 1 procured, he would comb the white loci. make up nicely in silk, albatross, lawn Senate Snuffhnv’ ter arc a nation of shopkeeper». AU lost their susceptibility, as is the ease Switbin's b -ics oa July 13 and of the o be eating. In a crowded luncheon Into « feathery pliii.-re- anti >vi.h n fe>v and bright figured cotton crape that manner in which the saint resented it While the senate Is losing its mem Englishwoman has called Americans in some forms of paralysis, may ex- ! by deluging the district It is a curi •oom on matinee day one little round broad movements of his band form th» comes In odd designs, exclusively for bers of the olden days it still clings to whole into a picture. Then he would kimonos. The medium size requires n relic of those times in the shape of “a nation of housekeepers." During pose a limb to heat until serious In ous fact but well authenticated, that able seating four women bore out this look beamingly at himself in the glass four and one-quarter yards of thlrty- the senatorial snuffboxes. One of these a visit to this country she was struck jury results. the good man's bones were shifted from Itatement. Two of the women refresh by the fact that so many American The rw-.rau that <hz face chiefly their original resting ¡dace in circum ed themseiVe» mi Cake and coffee. The and say but two words. 'Menpes. eJx inch materia). Is placed at each of tut- dovfs leading women of means and refinement ei ■Waxing.' and sail triumphantly out of from the lobby to the senate chamber. ther “do their own work" or actively flushes Is that, in the ordinary position stances of considerable pomp and third wns putting away a savory clnm No Word. Waited. near a Are, it Is most directly exposed splendor and without a drop of rain tiiowder. A fourth came in. observed the shop.” There is no record and no one re Nora was a treasure of a servant, members when these snuffboxes were superintend the domestic arrange to the rays of heat, while most of the failing. The origin of the superstition the cakes, gazed appreciatively on the ments. taking a pride In this duty. Moi* Doctors of Tokyo. whose habit of speech was often Indi chowder and requested the latter. The body is shielded by clothing. Moreover, Our friend was surprised to learn the nerves of the face are particularly was probably a terrible flood which in first cbowderer finished and departed, A feature of low street life lu Tokyo rect. but was frequently picturesque installed. It Is supposed they were first 1313 devastated crop s. __ placed In the senate chamber at the that “an American woman will spend sensitive In this respect, nnd the skin la the “kuisha,” or rnoxa doctor, who and unexpectedly expressive. One and the woman who Immediately took Silent Carillon«. applies small pads made of certain evening "the master” was sitting in the first meeting of that body after the or the forenoon In cooking or dusting or there Is more abundantly furnished Time was when, even among the her place looked around the table and dried herbs to the skin, then sets library when the doorlwll rang. Nora ganization of the government in Its cleaning, then dress herself like a With blood vessels. cities of Flanders, famous for ages for ordered cakes nnd coffee. duchess nnd sally forth to the meeting them alight, the ensuing blisters being answered it, and on her return through present form. By this time the first two cake and their silvery bells, the bells of Brus It Is not that the senators make use of a fashionable club where she is to Retellfln* a Joke. supposed to be most effective us a cure the hall "the master” inquired who it eoffeeites had finished, and an uncer sels enjoyed pre-eminence. The city of this snuff. At least no one ever saw read a learned paper, like as not, or A west side man beard a joke, new for various ailments. Among*the doc was. used to possess seven great peals tain looking woman sat down on that tor’s remedies, too, are rhinoceros pills, “It was a young man, sor.” replied a member of the senate take a dip else call a carriage and make a round to him, the other day, and the first from one of the boxes. *iney show no of social calls. And her standing does thing be did upon reaching home for whose silvery voices shed tbelr har side of the table. She looked at the warranted a sure cure for tightness of Nora. monies daily over the city. One after two opposite, glanced at the card an»l the chest, gnashing of the teeth and “Well, what did he want?” was the signs of patronage. The snuffboxes not seem to be impaired in the least dinner was to tell It to Ills wife. another, however, they have disappear said, "Bring me a clam chowder.” are characteristic of the tenacity with by tie fact that during part of the day “Mary,” he said, "here's a new Joke depression of spirits, nnd ’ furidashi.’ question. This is a fact, and there is every rea ed until only a single peal remains - which the senate clings to tnylitlon she lias done the work of a menial that's mighty good. One man says. a popular remedy for coughs and colds, “Oh. be was Just lookin’ for the son to suppose thut nothing but coffee that of 8t. Jacques-sur-Condenberg — and customs CARL SCHOFIELD. nor has ft affected her own personal •Tbe theater caught Are last night* which Is said to expel the devils and wrong number, sor.” — Lippincott's and cakes and chowder was served at attractiveness." ‘Did they save anything?* the second and this Is never heard—silent like the that table all the afternoon or at least promote circulation, while musk pill» Magazine. HI« Brief Pienaar«.*« rest of the glorious bells of Belgium, No other woman has done so much man asks. ‘ Yes,* says the first, ‘ they are prescribed as an Infallible cure for Neighbor—Flow long did yon stay at ■ s long ns wavering ladies sat down There are scores of girls who are net the club yesterday. Jones? Jones—Oh. as the American to emphasize the dig carried out the programme.’ Isn't that which once from nearly every parish at It.- Philadelphia Bulletin. every 111, from a red nose to seasick church in the land breathed forth the nity of labor — Housekeeper. oess ther beautiful nor witty, but they are the best part of the evening, Mrs a good one?” His wife said it was. and Hl« Grievance. natural born coquettes., and ns a con Jonas—Why, John, you c: me home in next day she tried It on her grocer. soul of Flemish art in melody, inspir Wretch ot a .Man (at the club) I say sequence are perfection in the average half an hour! Jones-Well? Clevelatxl Bunday Scltool Teacher What Is your A Cteanged Worn««. "Mr. Blank,” she said, “here's a new ing founders and artists to work that you fellows, my wife went off to see man’s eyes. The beautiful girl geuer Leader. “Well, well,” said the returned trav Joke for you. One man says. 'The the won fame through Europe. The French ■ame. my lad? her mother lately. Intending to stay ally liauks on her face being her for Small Boy (sulkUy)— Zebedee Elisha eler, “and so you are married now! ater caught fire last night* Another revolution wrought the ruin and con for six weeks, but I brought her home tune. but the coquette cultivates the Wot Ton Rlirwl. It seems only yesterday since you left asks. ‘Did they save anything? ‘Yes,’ demned the land to the silence of the Jones in a hurry. Do you know what I did? habit of saying pretty, flattering things, Angelina—Oh. dear! The diamond In school. How time does fly!” TeaiJier—And who gave you that replies the first ‘they went on with the utilitarian age.—London Globe. I sent her a paper every day with a studying the trick of amusing half a my engagement ring lias got a flaw In "Yes,” replied Mrs. Youngley, "only programme and finished It* Isn't that name? . Fuuffht Fur rewee. paragraph cut out. and she was so full dozen men at one and the same time it. £lwlt> Take no notice, darling a short time ago I never clipped any a fine Joke?’ The grocer said It was Small Boy—Pap, doggone him. an*' Doctor — Did that medicine I gave of curiosity to know what local new» and of making each man think he Is Love should be blind, jou know. An thing from the papers but poems, and excellent but confidentially he ac I'm a-goln’ ter lambast the stuffin' out I was keeping from her that she enme the one that is being especially favor gelina—Yea, hut It hasn't got to be now I dip nothing but recipes.”—Phil knowledges that he hasn't yet wen th« you agree with your stomach? Pa er him fer It when I get growed. New tient — Yes. finally, but it raised an aw I home at the end of four days. Stone blind. adelphia Press ed.—San Francisco Call. York Times. ooiDt—Kansas City Times. ful row before It came to terms.