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" T - -------------------------------------- Joyce examined the picture carefully. NEW SHORT STORIES WOMAN AND FASHION - — - < I I HE CROWS OF 1XIHA i In spite of the artificial complexion by means of which the photographer had I*. T. Bsrssie’s M«- hu . II oiim «* ewr. • endeavored to enhance Its beauty, it Tlie lute 1*. T. Barmun was known «>••«■ aw to the coinfor fHfcY ARE THE ARCH VILLAINS OF did cruel violence to Joyce's vanity. as an ideal boat anil, next to his inter s> ---------------------------------------------------------- ( s.ick ami Will readily THE BIRD WORLD His first feeling was one of profound est in the "greatert show on earth,” Sister Sorrow. fr- Joning of one whet disgust that he could be thought by enjoyed nothing better than entertain Bister Borrow, sit beside me. Two Hpe«.|es of th« tValhrr’d Vai*. any stretch of the imagination to re ing bis friends at his houxv-And table. Or. It I must wander, guide me; This one is exceedingly bonds Exist Side l»> Side and l'l> I -• < nie take thy hand In mine; semble the face that stared at him Among those who visited him most Cold alike are mine and thine. Tbelr Tricks of lulanltg la <oau- from that picture. frequently at IJndencroft or Walde- nos—Larceny I str the Loir ot It. “Don't you think it looks like you? tnere and who gave the name to the Think not. Sorrow, that I hate thee. WOLCOTT Think not I am frightened at thee; Can't you see how it dooB.” asked < ltd last resident was Joel Benton, who It is quite Impossible for any one Thou art come for some good end. Mrs. Elkins wistfully, “rouii’ the eyes, sometimes calls himself "author of who baa not sojourned In the "Laud I will treat t(>oe as a friend. LE CLEAR tbeah, an’ the chin?” Joyce glanced prose and worse.” of Regrets" to appreciate the luqtor I will any that thou art bound CopyrloM. 130k. Ly at the withered face that was looking BEARD It is a peculiarity of this author tant purt play«*d by crows in the dally My unshielded soul to wound Huta« Lt Citar Btard Into his, eagerly awaiting his reply, that, with one slight exception, be eats By some force without thy will life of the Anglo-Indian. India with and then lied nobly. ^^3 And art tender minded still. neither butter nor milk and none of the out its crows Is unthinkable; it could “Yes, there is a resemblance,” said ordinary meats, nut for any hygienic I will say thou glveat scope only be liken«*d to Loudon without its he, “a very strong resemblance—strik or philosophical reason, but simply be To the breath and light of hope; climate won't suit him neither. Didn't ing.” The old woman flushed with cause they are distinctly unpalatable fogs. Wherever human beings have That thy gentle tears have weight CHAPTER II. you see he was lyin’? Men don't sell pleasure as be laid the picture careful their abodes there are multitudes of Hardest hearts to penetrate; to him. On one occasion, when a I the excitement of the affair at payin' mines like that.” eorvldue to be found, for the Indian ly In her work hardened palm. She young lady occupied a seat near Mr. That thy shadow brings together “That’s what I thought at first, but turned to replace It in the book, and Benton at Mr. Barnum's table, the the hotel, the Invitation that be crow Is an inseparable appendage of Frl. nds long lost In sunny weather. was on bis way to accept had he took me down to this mine of his as she did so Tom reappeared in the towu and village. Two species exist With a hundred offices Beautiful and bleat aa these. entirely slipped Joyce's mind. (it WIIS bright moonlight, and he'd doorway side by side In India, the great black Now lie recollected It with Impatience. brought a lantern besides), and he bird known to Anglo-Indimis as the Softly takest thou the crown “Look a-yere,” be cried good natured He was too anxious about himself to washed out a panful and showed me ly. “If yer goln’ along with me you'll corby mid the smaller gray necked spe- From my haughty templea down; Place it on thine own pale brow— cles. Both birds lead lives of aimless relish the Idea of taking tea with an the results. Then he told me to dig out have ter git a wiggle on. I got ter get Pleasure wears one; why not thou? vagabondage; both are scoundrels of unknown old woman. Still, at the some and wush it, ami I did. The pans ter work.” | the most pronounced type; both are Let the blossoms glisten there sight of the little figure smiling, al showed up handsomely, very. I don't “He's a-goln', Tawm. He’s a-goln’ On thy long, unbanded hair. sinners beyonil redemption. !>id the most bashfully, la the doorway, Joyce see but what I’ve got a pretty good to staht right now. Didn’t you say you And when I have borne my pala. black crow exist alone it would l>e arnlled buck again and pulled off his thing.” had—no gun?” she asked, addressing | Thou wilt give them me again. held up as the emblem of all that Is rap. Joyce looked at his two auditors with Joyce. If thou gocat. Slater Sorrow. evil and mischievous. As things me, Its “She’s taken a shine ter you some a mild triumph, but to his surprise “No; I haven't,” he replied, ‘I don’t I ahull look for thee tomorrow; iniquities pah- Into Insi^h.canee las they both seemed to regard his pur another, ” said Tom in a bow er I shall often see thee dressed need one now, though, if I’m going side those of Ils gray lie. ke<l cousin. Aa a masquerading guest. chase in the light of a calamity. whisper, •'Never knowed her ter do down with Tom. I’ll get one in the The very name of the latter bird is “What one of ’em was that sol’ It?” morning If necessary.” it’s that with no one before, but 1 And. howe'er thou hld'st the name, sufficient to raise th«' ire of the right mighty lucky fer you she has. There Old Mrs. Elkins askixl. “lie's right I shrill know thee still the same “You don’t nevah know when yer eous man. To call the arcli villain of As thou sltt'st beside me now ain't many women like her roun’ here, ’bout the climate. It won’t agree with a-golu' to nee«l one an’ when yer not," With my garland on thy brow. the bird world “the splendid" Is mere him. I’ll see to that” you bet, uer nowheres else." said his hostess reprovingly. “Don’t — Richard Monckton Milnes In Christian luiH-kery of words. Jerdon. the fatuous There was an awkward moment as' “I don’t remember the man's name. nevah talk that way. That kindab Epdeavor World. Indian naturalist, "often re /rets tlait tlie three of them entered the bare lit It's on the papers, and the name of the talk has seen the en’ of some mighty such an inappropriate spw-ilic name tle room which seemed to be at once mine Is on the papers too. The man good men. Take this." As she spoke To Sloop. should have been applied t > this spe A flock of oheop that leisurely pass by. kitchen and living and dining room, that sold it to me said that It meant she drew from the bosom of her gown cies, for It tends to bring into ridicule One after one; the sound of rain, and bees and into which the front door opened. Uncle John in English. Oh, yes. The a double barreled Derringer and held It among the unscientific the system of Murmuring; the fall of rivers, winds and Old Mrs. Elkins stood smiling at her man’s name is Riley. I remember toward him. “You <x>uldn’ have noth seas; nomenclature.” visitor and gazing at him intently, yet now.” in’ bettah fob sliawt range,” she went Smooth fields, white sheets of water and The Italian crow is able to utilize with an air of feeble deprecation that “Tio Juan, is it? I don’t seem ter re on, mistaking the reason for Joyce’s pure sky LADY’S DRESSING BACK, most tilings. A Calcutta bird lias By turns have all been thought of. yet I was quite new to her. At least Tom ! member no such mine. Wliat Riley hesitation In taking the proffered weap simple in construction and Is lie made itself famous for ail time by never before hud seen this manner in j was it? There's two of ’em in town. on. “This one ain’t neah so babd to well shaped lines. It Is made of fin« constructing a nest of the wires used Sleepless, and soon the small birds' mslo- his Imperious little aunt, No one One of ’em is Irish, an’ the other lias cock as the run of them Derringahs. dies figured French flannel, with bands ol to secure fhe corks of soda watt'r bot- knew exactly what to suy, and there 'bout half bls face ’twfxt his nose an' Put it in the outside pocket of that hear, first uttered from my orchard contrasting material. It could also be tles. Bombay is very Jealous of Cal-, Must trees. was a pause for a moment, which was his mouth, an’ he talks kinder funny. tbeah Jacket an’ keep yer han’ in made of outing flannel or any of the cutta, and tlie cr n of course, ape And the first cuckoo's melancholy cry. broken by Joyce. Says ’nowt’ when he means ’nothin’.” theah too. Then, If you have to shoot, dainty lawns or china sllkB for warm their betters. Tin' Bombay birds de Even thus last night and two nights more "It was awfully good of you to ask “That’s the one,” said Joyce, looking git as close as you kin an' tubn It I lay weather. The medium size require« termine«! not to be outdone by the And could not win thee, Bleep, by any me up here in this way,” said be. “One around him somewhat uneasily. loose right th’ougli the pocket, an’ do two and three-quarter yards of forty- Calcutta corvidae. Accordingly one of stealth, doesn't look for that kind of thing from “What’s the matter with him? Isn’t It quick.” four inch material. do not let me wear tonight away. the former promptly built her ncxit of Bo strangers anywhere, far less In a place the mine all right?” “But I don’t want to take your pis Without thee what Is all the morning's gold and silven spectacle frames stol wealth? like this. Your nephew gave me no “Lippy Riley,” said Tom, not answer tol,” Joyce expostulated. “You’d be Mew Hnolan Coat. Come, blessed barrier between night and time to change my clothes, so I hope ing Joyce’s question, but looking, as he without any then, and really I haven’t "HE DOESN’T LOVE ANY BUT DEB." One of the accepted things In fur en from Messrs. Lawrence & Mayo’s day. factory. The value of the materials you’ll pardon me. Won’t you?” Joyce spoke, at his aunt. She nodded, her any particular use for It now.” Dear mother of fresh thoughts and Joy waiter liande«l the bachelor author wraps is a new Russian tout with short was talking simply In order to relieve face full of concern. ous heal th I “Don’t you s'pose I got anothah?” some butter. “Oh,” said Barnum to round basques covering the hips and ustsl in th«1 construction of this nest —Wordsworth. the awkwardness of the situation, but “Isn't the mine all right?' !” asked asked Old Mrs. Elkins Impatiently. the waiter and pointing at the lady, with rounded spade fronts falling over was estimated nt £20. But crows will approprlat«' things for which they can Old Mrs. Elkins entirely mlsunder Joyce again, his anxiety growing. “Take It” "you wouldn't do that, for he doesn’t the belt. Sable, mink and PerslaD have no possible use. They i-ommlt Panalea. stood the last part of his speech. Rhe “The ground that I dug and that I “Why don’t you take It like she tells love any but her!” lamb dyed to soft beaver shades are Taka these memories sweet scented. larceny for the love of tlie thing. The knew that the clothes he was wearing washed the gold out of hadn’t ever you ter?” said Tom, amazed that any made up In this style. Gathered while the morning dew Mr. Barnum’s table, of course, was Indian crow is the Incarnate spirit of had exposed him to ridicule and been touched. I can swear to that.” one should thus trifle with the man always bountifully supplied with a Drenched the stiver of the cobwebs. The new Eton coat Is represented in nils« liief. Tlie bird will wantonly tear thought .that he had become sensitive Heartsease, picked at dawn for you. “No; it hadn't never been touched, date« of his aunt. “Come along. I got greut variety of food, and yet on an- many kinds of fur. It Is cut high and Yellow for the days of sunshine. about them. She glanced at the golf prob’ly—not to be dug up, that is—but ter hurry. Good night.” He waved of|1Pr occasion when Mr. Benton re- round in the neck and is sometimes a leaf out of n book lying open on White for days of peace and rest. stockings and then defiuntly at her it’s been salted Jus’ the same If Lippy hls hand to the little woman atandlng fUBe<j tlie beef and the lamb and the outlined with embroidery, or it may be the table. My gardener, adds Mr. De Purple ones for feasts and high days. war. puts every morning fresh flowers nephew before she spoke. Riley sol’ It I see him myself loadin' In the doorway and then hastened off. butter Mr. Barnum wearily said: laid upon a narrow waistcoat of em Wine red for the days love blest For myself I keep the black ones. “I think theah moughty pretty," said up sliotgun ca’tridges with gol’ dust Joyce put the Derringer in his pocket "Well, Benton, you seem likely to broidered leather. It depends for Its In the vases. This operation is per Memories of grief and pain. formed on the veranda. One day the she. Tom grinned and wan rewarded not morc’n two er three days ago; had and followed. Keep them hidden lest their shadow I starve here. What can we serve you?” success upon accurate cut, for its shape man was called away from his work with a look of severe reproof from his more'n a hundred of ’em, but he al "Good night,” Old Mrs. Elkins called Fall across your heart again. “Oh,” said Benton, ”1 eat everything Is severely simple. for a couple of minutes. During his —Mildred Howells In Atlantlo. aunt. “Tawm, theuli, Is a good boy," ways keeps a lot on han', so's it ain’t after them. “Don't take yer han’ that sees or swims!” The bolero coat is the Jauntiest of absence a crow nwixiped down and suc- she went on apologetically, "but tbeah’» no way likely that he used up all of outah yer pocket at all. Then you “Very well, then,” said Barnum, the winter's furs. It is cut, as a rule, ceeded In tuking a beakful of flowers a lot of things that he oughtuh know ’em on that there claim of yours. Is can't go wrong. Remembah that.” “we’ll get you a crow and a whale to- with a pointed belt and turned down and breaking the vase In which they A, on» lamp lights another nor grows less. ’bout that he don't. Mannahs Is one.” this yere hole in the groun’ Jus’ down collar, which may be of silk, leather were plnceil. A retired colonel of my “She’s dead right," Tom agreed, “but morrow.” Bo nobleness enklndleth nobleness. Tom, snubbed Into silence for the time here a ways by the river, so's you have that she always is. You won’t need ter | or embroidery. It Is tight In the back, ae<iualntance who Ilves In the Hima -Lowell. being, retired, while Old Mrs. Elkins ter go by the hotel ter get ter it f’om do no shootin’ ternight, though, mos’ Too Long. pouched slightly In front and may layas Is a very enthusiastic gardener, bustled nervously about the room, muk here?” The Hon. William E. Chandler, sec have its fronts laid upon a straight COMPENSATION. likely, not ’thout you runs yerself and tlie crows are tlie bane of his life. Ing unnecessary changes In Its meager “Yes,” answered Joyce. “But what right ’gain»« 1 don’t reckon I’ll go retary of the navy under President waistcoat of passementerie or a con- They root up lifs choicest seedlings, arrangements. do you mean about the cartridges? I to work ternight. 1’11 be fresher In the | Arthur, tells tills story of Assistant trusting fur. All Things Are to Be Rad If One Will sever the heads of bls most superb but Pay the Equivalent. Surgeon Ver Mulen: Whenever she thought she was un don’t understand.” Diornln’ then.” flowers from tlie stalk and fly away “He put this heah gol* dus' Into a Life consists almost wholly of buy Stylish Jacket That officer was six feet four inches observed Joyce could six’ that his “Rather an odd time to go to work with the little pieces of paper which ing. selling, paying. There are no in height, a fact that occasioned him The vest effect makes a prominent hostess was looking at him intently. gun an’ then shot It Into the groun’, nil)how, isn’t it?” asked Joyce. he places in cleft sticks to mark where gifts, nothing that does not call for an Rometimes she found that site bad been so you could dig it out again, an’ the “No. It's the reg’lar time in my busl- I much discomfort when he was serving feature of the season and Is apparent seed have been sown. equivalent. If we cannot pay for gifts discover«*! in tills act and then was groun' Itself wouldn't look as though ness. There ain't nothin’ doin’ in the the »•<> Penobscot, the height of the in all the latest coats and Jackets, But It Is In towns that the iniquity thrown into a state of such pltluble no man had evah been theab befoab,” daytime. I run the Easy Go. Didn’t | vessel between decks being only five This attractive model Is adapte«! both of the crows reaches Its maximum. in kind we must pny in gratitude or confusion that after one or two oc Old Mrs. Elkins explained pityingly. you know that? It’s a square game. 1 feet eight inches. As Surgeon Ver to the suit and to the general wrap Th«' Madras corvidae are a byword service or we shall rank as moral bank casions of the kind Joyce refrained "He mus' give the money back. You Genera’ly I deal one of the tables my Mulen considered the matter he re and to the entire range of seasonable throughout the length and breadth of rupts. It I would have a good situation I from looking at her. But be knew that see him, Tawm, will you?” self, but I'll put somebody else on this membered that long letters to the navy materials, but, as Illustrated, Is made "Sure I’ll see him,” assented Tom even’. Termorrow I start in at work department were not always given of black velvet with the waistcoat of India. The hospital is their favorite must pay for it not only in labor, but her eyes were constantly upon him, playground. They are never so happy and the knowledge made him uncom readily. “Don’t see what good that’s on that there mine of yours. We’re that prompt attention he thought heavy white silk and the little turn us when annoying the inmates. They In promptness, Intelligence, faithful fortable. He tried to draw her into a-goln’ ter be ter Bob, though, 'thout pardnera in that mine, you an’ me. should be afforded in the present in over collar finished with embroidery know at once when a person Is too ill ness and good manners. If I would have good service I must pay not only conversation, ut first with indifferent it’s tlie satisfaction.” Don’t ferglt that, an’ be careful you stance, so he determined to approach to move. The consequence Is that It In money, but In consideration, recog "I don’t want yo« to shoot the man, don't queer no other bluff I chuck, It’ll I the authorities in a manner novel success, but after awhile she began been found ncessary to have made has nition, appreciation, fairness. I can asking questions. Most searching ques not until aftah we get this money take some play to pull Lippy Riley ter enough to impress them with the grav- for all the tables wire covers which hold no one to me if I misuse him. tlons they were. Joyce astonishixl him back anyhow,” said Old Mrs. Elkins the wad lie got outer you. You go an’ Ity of the situation. So he addressed protect articles placed at the bedside All things are to be had for the buy self by tlie readiness with which he an sharply. “D’you think every time I tell turn in now. There ain’t no need jer I his superior officer in this wise: from the ravages of tlie "treble dated ing. Would you have friends? Then you to Bee a man I want you to shoot you ter be roun’ that there hole in tlie I Th® Honorable the Secretary swered them. birds." I have seen a Madras crow pay the price. The price of friendship Navy: Ordinarily Joyce objected strongly him? Make him give the money back. groun’ what you call the Tio Juan, an’ quietly helping Itself to the contents of is to be worthy of friendship. The 1 Sir—Length of surgeon, 6 feet 4; height That's what he mus ’ do. ” to the examinations through which ev yer better away, but if you meander of wardroom, 5 feet 8. Respectfully, a basket which tin old woman was price of glory Is to do something glori “All right,” said Tom. "Don’t see down there sometimes In the course of ery chance acquaintance since be had E. C. VER MULEN. carrying on her head. The bird was ous. The price of shame is to do some Assistant Surgeon, U. S. N. come west hud tried to put him. The how you a-goin’ ter work It, though.” the forenoon it won’t do no harm.” possessed gf sufficient Intelligence to thing shanu^ul. Old Mrs. Elkins leaned over the table Shortly after the navy department questions of Old Mrs. Elkins, however, refrain from alighting on the basket, [ to be continued .] Friendship, glory, honor, admiration, detaches! Ver Mulen “until such time did not offend him in the least. Per and began talking In a low tone to her liad It dmie so Its presence would prob courage. Infamy, contempt, hatred, are as a more suitable ship could be found haps the apologetic manner in which nephew. There was no intention of ably have been detect'd. It flapped all In the market place for sale at a for bis assignment”—Harper’s Week they were made was accountable for keeping the «xinversation from Joyce’s TOO RAPID EATING. along Just above the top of the basket, price. We are buying and selling these this singular fact Probably their be ears, yet he heard nothing. What they ly. keeping puce with the woman, and so, things constantly as we will. Even ing so, evidently prompted by u real hud told him of this mine was a great It I» On«* nt the Mo»t Fruittnl Cause» I unperceived by her, made a meal off beauty is f<< sale. Plain women can of 111 Health, Knew What She Wanted. Interest instead of vulgar curiosity, blow. For some reason he could not the contents. The knavish tricks of gain beauty by cultivating grace, ani One of the most fruitful causes of 111 One °r the J°kes that former Sena- had still more to do with It At all help believing these ptxiple. He vainly crows are by no means confined to hu mation, pleasant speech, Intelligence, ^avls enjoys telling is about a lit- events, he answered her as be would tried to think that they were acting nealth and bad complexions is the habit I man beings. As Colonel Cunningham helpfulness, courage or good will. have answered an elderly relative— from some ulterior motive. As to of rapid eating. It is growing more tle Slrl named Almon, who had been truly says, “Any animal pets are, of Beauty Is not In the features alone; It and more prevalent in this country. Put to bed alone, says the New York told her all about himself and his home their getting his money back from course, even more than Inanimate ob is In the soul also. We really haven ’ t time to eat properly, I Times. Presently she appeared in and his reasons for leaving it. He had Riley, he liad no confidence in that. jects, subject to their attentions, and nightgown at the head of the stairs, Good will buys good will, friendli a little money, it seemed, and would The sooner he made bis mind up to and we have very little time to sleep, I unless In wholly Inaccessible places are ness buys friendship, confidence be plaintively: have more. In the meantime he bad the loss the better. In public he would yet we hope to retain youth and beau- I constantly liable to have their food I “I’m lonesome.” gets confidence, service rewards serv come west to see what there was in try to maintain the appearance of be ty. purloined and their lives rendered a ice, and hate pays for hate, suspicion A woman may work ever so bard and Her mother gave her a favorite rub- the country, us be expresstsl it and ing a good loser, but in the meantime burden by persistent nnd ingenious per for suspicion, trenchery for treachery, to make money, if lie could, in some he was distinctly blue, the more so be be under a great tension while work- I her doll named Happy to take to bed secution." I once posst'ss«xl a grey contempt for ingratitude, slovenliness, one of the many profitable enterprises cause these fits of despondency were ing, but if she w’ill take time enough I w^h her, but this did not seem to hound which usixl to be fix! in th«' gar laziness and lying. that were, as he thought, constantly of almost unknown to him. He wns to eat (a half hour at the least, with a I please her, and in a few mkiutes she den. A man had to stand over the dog We plant a shrub, a rosebush, an or aroused from his study by Tom's hand half hour rest at noon), and will Bleep ®RftJn appeared with the same coin fering themselves. while It was fe«xilng; otherwise the chard, with the expectation that they COAT WITH VEST. seven or eight hours of the twenty- PhHnt This time her mother remind- on his shoulder. “I don't know what theah Is roun' crows would devour the greater portion her that God was with her and sent The combination of materials Is Bln will pay us back. We build roads, “I got ter go down now an' go ter four she will greatly increase her use- heah,” said Old Mrs. Elkins thought her back to bed with a reproof. Soon gularly effective, but the vest Is equal of the meal. Their plan of campaign mend harm-ss and patch tlie roof with fully ns Joyce told her this. “Gam work,” said he. “Maybe you better fulness. With the habit of rapid eating comes I ®h® was beard weeping bitterly, and ly correct when made from cloth, vest was simple ami effective. They soon the same expectation. We will trust tilin’ neisls expt-rience, even If you run walk along with me, seeln' how you learned the dog’s fctiilng hour and as u squaiah game, an’ theali's too many ain’t got no gun. I'll have ter go right an increase in the amount of liquids when her mother went to her little Ing or any contrasting material thaï It drew near would take up a position even these unconscious things to pay their debts. sal<M>ns heah now. It'd be a business by that there hotel. There’ll be two taken during the meals. Food properly I Aj^on summoned up her sense of mis may be preferred. The quantity of material required on any convenient tree. The moment Some of our Investments are good «< m > rough foh you anyhow. Tbeah'« of us then, an’ I reckon there won’t masticated can be easily swallowed, erY hy exclaiming: the greyhound bt'gim to eat a crow “I don’t want Happy, and I don’t for the medium size is four yards twen nnd some are bad. The good qualities but If 111 chewed It must be washed nothin’ lef but minin', as I kin see. lie no trouble.” would swoop down an«l p«X ‘ k viciously we acquire— moderation, Industry, cour Joyce rose and started to bld his down with liquid. This, of course, less want God. I want somebody with a ty-one inches wide, two yards forty We kin talk that ovah. Suppah's ready four Inches wide or one and seven at Its tall. The dog would, of course, tesy, order, patience, randor—are sound hostess good night. Tom threw on his ens the flow of saliva, dilutes the gas skin face.” now. Will you come?” eighths yards fifty-two Inches wide, turn on the bird, and the others would investments. Our evil institutions and THE “I” AND THE UJ.” Tom, who was lounging on the ve hat and strolled out of the door. Joyce tric Juices and Interferes greatly with with one yard twenty-one or twenty seize this opportunity to snatch away habits are bad investments, involving randa, came in at his aunt's call. As was following him, but Old Mrs. El the process of digestion. Those who have tried thorough mas Why They are Dotted and How tlie seven or three-quarters yard forty-four Some of the food. Tlie process would us In losses. We become debtors to they seated themselves Joyce hasten«*«! kins s«*emed very reluctant to let him be repeated until the meal was over. them, and they are exacting creditors, Practice Originated. inches wide for the vest. to assure !iis hostess that be bad no go. She retained his band as he of tication of their food with no liquid, Crows tease aud annoy wild creature» forcing payment In full in money and The dot over the “ i ” urigninh-u hi an unless at the end or a bait hour after iiionghi oi pursuing us a ptofrasion ei- j fered it, so iiiai he could riot araw it with the same readiness that they wor labor and sometimes tn blood, agony, Fnwhlon Hints. accent which was put over the letter ther saloon keeping or gambling. Mln- 1 away without using a degree of force. the meal, have learned that the food The new skirts positively invite crin ry dom«x«tic animals. They mob every tears, humiliation or shame. — From “Maylx“ I seem kinder—kinder fa- tastes better, the meal is more satis when doubled or placed next n "u," a Ing he had not only thought of going strange bird In much the same way as "Balance: The Fundamental Verity," Into, but had actually gone. Only the mllious like in this heah way I been factory and the appetite is appeased practice traced back to the «••■venth oline into their folds. Flannel waists have big wafer soots the London street arab makes fun of by Orlando J Fkffith. day before, the day of l;la coming to a-talkin' to you," said she apologetical with less food, the digestion is aided, century. In the twelfth century the any person In unusual attire. Long Root I^’g, he had bought a mine nnd | ly. “But you won't min', will you; leaving one much more comfortable acient occurs In the combination of In Persian coloring. man's Magazine. BHerosropI«* Detective. "1" with other letters, nnd In the four Two or three featberbone cords are You see, I'm an ol' woman, an' no one than the hasty meal. A few days ’ now intende«! working it. Ehrenberg, prince of microscopists, used In the silk drop skirt. tcenth century the accent wns changed don ’t mln ’ what I do. ” Joyce began trial will convince the most skeptical, “Now, that thoah’s too bad!” cried some years ago was employed by ths Mntnnl Slips. Cuffs, revers, collars, vests and belts Old Mrs. Elkins in unexpected dismay eagerly to disclaim any idea of taking for the stomach responds promptly to to a dot first Instance In MSS 1.327— Tom—What made you give me away Prussian government to Investigate a offense, but she Interrupted him. decent treatment. It expects It It which became universal when printing are all fashlontxl of leather. I«,' Ing down her knife mid fork. so when I was telling that yarn at the case of smuggling. A case had been made It Inconvenient to retain both "We’ll get that tbeali money back deserves it. Tom swore a little in an undertone The Newest Skirt. dinner table? Dick—I didn’t mean to; opened, valuables extracted and the One of the greatest mistakes of the forms. and then asked: “What one of them foil you, Tawm an’ 1 will. You'll agree it was only a slip of the tongue. But case repacked and shipped onward to The moat grnceful walking skirt Just Originally “ I" and “ J" were modiflt'd to let Tawm try, won ’ t you? You see," age is rapid eating, and one of the fellers was It that you bought from? I that's no reason why you should have Its destination. The only clew to the clears the ground when the wearer Is forms of the same letter. In the fif she went on after hesitating for a mo greatest curses is the nervous dyspep thought mos’ all of them what had teenth century ths “1" at the beginning In motion. It is true that the hem of kicked me so hard! Tom—Oh, I didn't criminals was that the unpacking must holes ter sell was in that there crowd ment, "I hu<l a boy onca. He’d ’a’ been sla caused by It. of a word was lengthened and orna the skirt sometimes comes In contact mean to—it was only a slip of the foot hare been done at some of the customs we saw down ter the hotel awhile 'bout yer age now if he’d lived. 1 houses through which the goods had mentally turn«*d to the left, while In with the ground and some dust la ac —Detroit Free Press. Rave Yow Go« TNem f back. You sure wasn’t so frlen’ly with think he’d 'a' looked somethin' like passed. To ail appearances the mi cumulated. Rut any dress worn out of the middle of a word It was unaltered. you. I got his picture heati. Would- Do you feel anxious and preoccupied any of them that they could work you A Bvalnnlas. croscope had a hopeless task. Ehrea Both forms were dottixl. and after the doors accumulates dust. maybe wouhln't you like to see It?” when the gas man goes by? like that.” She—I spend six hours a day trying berg took some of the sand which had Initial “ I" became “ J, ” a separate let "The man that sold It to me was in Joyce smiled and nodded. The old Do you sltiep badly? The Weathercock. to grow tall; it’s the fashion, you know lawn used tn repacking, placed it un ter and a consonant. It still retained that crowd.” admitted Joyce. “The woman beamed on him for an instant. Do you go to bed hungry ? The effigy of the cock so often sran He—Well, you’ve made a beginning, I der the microscope, looked through the crowd wasn’t uncivil then, though. then turned to a table that stood near, Does your heart palpitate when you its dot. This Is limited usually to the on church steeplra Is usually connected see. Your face looks longer than usu tube, and. behold, there on the sand small “J.” but abroad It may be seen That all came afterwnrd. He came to and from between the leaves of n see a steak? with a legend In connection with St. al.—Detroit Free Press. lay a peculiar specimen of foramlnl me Inst night mid told me about this gaudily bound book that lay upon It Is there an all gone feeling tn your also over the capital letter.—London I’eter. As a matter-of fact, however, fera. That animal was found only at Telegraph. mine In* had to sell; said It was a go«x] she produced a tintype. It was a very pocket? the figure of a rock used to be placed lewis« m 4 ••■»«■» one place tn the world and told Jus* min«1 and that h«1 wouldn't part with old tintype. The pink paper that In Ik> you have nightmares? The Doctor AaswereS. on the tops of sacred trees long Be Th* law of the harvest Is to reap where the crime kad been committed. it exii'pt that be was too lit to work rased It had faded untU it was nearly Do you do mental arithmetic every WagstaflT flood morning, doctor. Are fore It was used on buildings. The axso than you sow. Sow an act, rji <! It himself and wanted to get IF off his white, and on the edges it was worn time you contemplate the purchase of you enjoying good health this morn 4 i.egaeee. movement of the bird in the breeze waa yffii reap a habit. Sow a habit, ami hands as quickl? as he could nn<4 then through. Rhe carefully fohfed back "coffee and?” f’My Niece What kind of • ohlc*en ing? Doctor—Well—er that's about supposed by the superstitious to ward yo« raap a character. Sow a charw- go back where he came from; said the the cover and then gazed for u moment Have you a hunted look? is that^ CiM'lo Josie? I.’ncle Jogh That the only kind of health a man can en off evil spirits. On a number of mod tOr. and Jou reap a destiny climate here didn’t ngree with him”— at the picture before bamlin* It to • _ I»« you walk down dark alleys when joy. Isn’t It? You never knew any one ern churches the familiar vane Is miss - _____ . * - I la a T-eghorn. «Tty Niece Mow gtupld “Iion’t know where ’twas hg eotne Joyce. ( you go dawntown? to enjoy bad health, did you? Wag Ing, but In dayw gone by a church was Give th* rains to appetite, and y«i ( of me! Of courw I ought to havg No f’om, but I know nilglffy >ell wherg "It suab lies got yer look In it, It Beware! ■ Those are the symptoms. staff -Oh, yes; I've known some doe | hardly ever built without the weathgg- *!ngB to happinB* — Woman's ticed the bort* on Ills ISgfc—Chicago he’ll go ter," lnternq<il 1b»in. *mi’ tfct I cuhtalnly has," said she. You re busted. San Francisco Bulletin. tors to enjoy bad health News. r „ . . cock on Its steeple.—London Standard. • w* ❖ ♦ Gems In Verse The Salting of the » Tio Juan ❖ ❖ ♦ ♦ ♦ * ❖ ♦ I • e e t