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BANÏ ni N WoKIiKK. • • CHOICE. MISCELLANY Igr *<>•■<!'• I I**»««*** Public attention ba» often been drawn tu the alarming rate at which the coal auppllea of the world and ea peciaTly of Great Britain arc being «x initiated. It I» not so generally realised that Iron ore deposits are disappearing at an equally If not even more rapid rate. The leading manufacturing na tlon» <>f Europe bave used up their beat ore biallea and are casting i4»>ut for foreign sources of supply. This state of tilings exists also In the Unit ed States. Not long ago Pennsylvania ■ lid the eastern portion of the state of New York furnished a great part of the ore used In the states. These de posits are practically worked out. For a number of years the Immense beds on the southern shores of I.ake Supe rlor have been worked, the output be ing remarkably rich In the percentage of metal, yet such Is the rate of ex haustion that, according to recent com putations, this vast store, so far as the better qualities of ore are concerned, will not last more than forty or fifty years. It has been reckoned that there are 1,000,000,000 tons of high quality. Over 25,000,000 tons are taken out an nually, so that after forty years what Is left will be at depths which will greatly Increase the coat of production. In the northern states of the Union manufacturers already foresee the time when they may have to rely on the Iron ores of the Dominion of Canada.— Loudon Telegraph. “Here'» some more Yankee ingenuity tor you, Polly, said a friend the other day, an »lie »bowed me a pair of brand new No. 8 hosiery w ith a pocket deftly woven into theip. “That is what I call a shrewd Yankee invention, but it is plagiarism, ju»t the same, if you, w ill allow the expression in an instance of tliia kind. I am »ore it wus not hi» own Imppy thought, for it has lieell one of the handy places for women to carry their money for ages. He borrowed the idea, this inventor of stockings w ith a |Kicket in them, you may rest assured, lie evidently lived in a house where the fair sex of tlie home utilized their stocking us a safe place for gold ami valuables, lienee the idea, and he deserves no credit for the discovery ex cept that he was far-seeing enough to know the value of a stocking manufac tured for the market with real liona tide |sH’kets, and now the fair sex is wondering what in the world was the matter with them that they should sit quietly by ami let this golden opjsir- tunity for inventing something useful slip by them and not discover their error until a man had made use of the idea. vote for hi» pr>4K daughter," and w lien tli< v looked up and aw her •uiling confidently down U|iou them, they surrendered and St. Joseph county cast a solid vote for Joseph Stubbs. Then she commenced to plan a new eam|>aign to win her father’» election, and little Miss Stubbs agaili won the day. Meanwhile the voter» who had pledged themselves to vote fui some other candidate have lieeu trying to ex plain to their di»ap|>ointed friends how it ull happened. It shows the value of a smile ami w hat a woman's determi nation will do when combined with carnations and gissl look». The International Society of Dress makers held it» »emi-yearly con vention at the Auditorium Hotel in < 'hieago recently, and hundreds of im- |s>rted and domestic dresses were shown at the exhibition. The place was thronged during the entire session to examine the beautiful creations in Parisian effects and to listen to the technical lectures given. The general secretary of the society, A. C. Pearson, had this to say in regard to the new styles, and it will probably tie of inter est to those who would rather la* “out of the world than out of the fashion”: “Novelties of the coming season—and there are some startling ones—will be principally in cut and color. In fabrics tlie drift is toward even greater con servatism than has ruled in past sea sons. In the creation of new modes it frequently happens that some histori cal period is selected, designs for gar ments being based upon costumes of that day worn not only by women, but also by men. But no particular style lias been followed for this autumn and winter season, the tendency having been to take a little of the best from various periods. Thus the fashions of the reigns of Louis XIV, Louis XV and Louis XVI will reappear in some new garment, particularly in silk coats.” A DREAMLAND DfTECTIVE. • luMufei Wu> lu watch «■• Euaii«* Marder«» Maa UUcvvered. lu the Loudon Mirror ot Literature fur June,' 1844. tb^re Is in aeeoqpt of u dream tbul was reuiarfuble lu many respects. It is given upcu the author ity of a clergyman of the Church of Englund, the Rev \lr Alexander, who »Isgika from |tei-»uual knowledge of some of the fact». It appears tliat a young inun of Kissi reputation, named Horrocks, was found robbed and mur dered. Ills beuil bad |eeu beaten in apparently with bludgetus. A vigilant »•■areli was made fur tie assassin and after several mouths abandoned, no clew to the crime huvlzg been discov ered. One night a geuteman who bad been well acquainted with Horrocks awoke mid told his wife that be bail lind a dream in which be had been as sured that one Saiuud Lougsmltb of Bolton win the uiurdertr. Longsmith lived some twenty miles away and was a perron whom the dreamer had met but once or twice, llis wife told him to think no more about it, but to go to keep. A second time tie awoke from th' effects of the same dream and auuomeed his reso liitlun to take steps the following morn Ing to see what could tome of it. Ac cordingly he went to Bolton the next day and sought a warrunt for the ar rest of Longsmith. I'be magistrate, however, refused to grant it upon such evidence. Passing through the market place, he met Longsinltli and invitixl him to go to x public bouse to bear something he bad to communicate to him. There; locking the door, he charged him.with the crime. Long- smith was spggered and faintly de nied the accisation. In his confusion he said he wis Innocent, for he did not strike the >low. "Then you |now the man who did," replied the a'cuser, and Longsmith was' arrested »nd examined. He pre varicated at tie examination and was remanded for hree days. At the end of that time md after many hours’ prayer he conjeased that he had been induced to jolt three men in a robbing expedition, wlen, meeting Horrocks, who made sope resistance, bis three companions nnrdered hlru. Tills con fession came oat before the grand Jury, and Longsmitl was brought to trial. The fact inf Hit dream was uot offered in evidence, bit other testimony suf ficient to conMct him was produced. A few days tefore the execution he made a full icknowledgnient of his guilt. ____ ____________ INDIAN INVENTIVENESS. Illri-I. llark l «uor« auj »oo,vaho»a It« Best I’rod uel lou«. That the North American Indiau nev er r ”•< to a hUb lei el of i-lvlllziiUuu may te' uttnbuti-d ut his lack of Inventive- ue»s us well us tu his indolence und Improvidence. 11« reared no enduring structures und constructed no instm uieiMs for the muuufucture on any thing but the smullest scale of anlcle« of use und exchange. This seems ut first glunce like a satisfactory expluna tlon ot the undeveloped state of his civilization. It is nevertheless not true that tlie Indian Im-ked Inventiveness. He hue left ut l%ast two worthy monumeuts of his capacity for invention, although our own elvilizutiun bus converted them from lUtiiles of necessity luto what are practically playthings. l liese two evidences of tlie ludluil genius me the birch burk canoe and the snowshoe. For beauty uud utility in tin* uses for which It wus designed no product of tlie white muu's art working with the same muterial» could huve surpassed the Iudlau canoe. The snowshoe, us the Indluu designed and made it, moreover, is u distinct work of urt und, like the violin of the older musters, seems Incupuble of improve uieut. It may be argued that these are artl cles of the simplest kind, but the gen ins that inspired their invention und construction is none the less worthy to rank with that which maulfests itsell in our own civilization in works of au ampler but not more beautiful design —Boston Globe. WASHINGTON LE1TLR NEW SHORT STORIES [Hpe. lai CorrMponArnce.] Admiral Walker uml other members of the istlimiau canal commission, who recently returned from l’uuumu, have resumed their duties. The work iu the i'ull'bru secticiu will occupy the iliilue ^iute utteotiou of the commission. t'oineideut with the return of the commissiou rroui Panamu la the giving 1'f orders for tlie purchase of a lurge quantity of material ueeeasury for car rying on the work. Proposals will be u»ked for aui«ilying a very lurge quan tity of cement, for which specifications will be Issued; also for 1.000 steel dump ears to be used on the work now under way at the Culebra cut. By the terms of the treaty between Punama and the United States the commission is given charge of the water supply and sewerage system of Panama and Colon, the work upon which has be gun. A complete code of laws for the gov ernment of the canal strip has been prepured by the commission and only waits the approval of the secretary of war to become effective. Treaty W lib bantu llomhizo. Acting Postmaster General Shalleu- berger has advised the postal govern meat of Santo Domingo that the Unit ed States will lie glad to hear anything that the Dominican government may wish to present respecting provisions of the proposed parcels post treaty be tween the two couutrle», but that this government will substantially adhere to the terms of the treaties now in force between the United States and Venezuela and other South American Among the new umbrella handles countries. this year I notice two very pretty ones. This action is in reply to representa SECRET INK. One is of gunmetal, perfectly plain and Thirty-live Mlle Aerial t'shle, tions from Santo Domingo that the Writing Which May Be Made lnvi«l* A thirty live mile heavy aerial cable, giving a very rich effect; the other is treaties between that government and hie or VMM* at Will. carrying nineteen wires, will soon be also gunmetal set with either turquoise France and other European govern stretched across the Great Salt lake or pearls or both. There is another There are several ways in which two inents would be more satisfactory to along the Lucln cutoff. The work that is quite unique and very pretty. persons cun correspond with euch otli Santo Domingo than the terms of the will lie done Jointly by the Southern The handle representsa gnarled branch er unknown to even the people befora Venezuelan treaty, a copy of which the Pacific and the Western Union and whose eyes tlie vefy letter Is held. United States has forwarded as a basis of a cherry tree, it being the same color will be the main line for all railroad Ovid taught young women when writ for negotiations. as the bark of the tree. Deftly fastened and commercial telegraph business be ing to their lovers they should use new Living High In Pnuania. on to the handle is a cluster of artificial tween Salt Lake City and tlie coast. milk us Ink. This when dried is invis In a report to the department of com When the great cutoff was first cherries that look natural enough to ible, but by scattering coal dust or soot merce and labor United States Consul thought of, It was informally planned eat. It is a pretty conceit and would upon tlie paper the writing becomes General Guilger says concerning the BRIEF REVIEW. to stretch the wires In the regular way make one who did not know think legible. Ausonius adopted this method outlook at Panama: along the track, but when the engineers that the umbrella carrier wits rather when writing to Pauliuus. "That business will be good here for Wires To Test Earth’s Force. got their first Idea of the high winds forcing the season, carrying cherries in Diluted sulphuric acid, lemou Juice, the next decade is agreed to by all. on the lake It was at once demonstrat stormy weather. solutions of nitrate und chloride of For the purpose of ascertaining as The number now engaged in it Is very ed that the wires would not last long cobalt or of chloride of copper write large, and many more are contemplat nearly as possible the amount of com In such an unprotected place, and then colorless, but on being heated the char ing coming here for business purposes. Now that there has been two deaths pression at the center of the earth, the It was thought that a regular ocean acters written witli the first two be It is utterly Impossible to convey in a from lockjaw following vaccination, Washington monument is to lie used by cable would have to be laid. Hut this come black or brown and the latter report like this to those who contem parents who all along have objected to the Geological Survey in some novel was impracticable, too, as It was found green. When the paper becomes cool plate establishing themselves here any that the action of tlie water would ruin compulsory vaccination for their chil wire-stretching experiments. Permis the writing disappears and leaves tlie thing like a correct idea of the situa the cable 111 a short time. So as a dren are more determined than ever to sion has iH'en obtained from the War pupcr blauk again. Saltpeter dissolved tlon. There Is only one thing for such TO RETAIN YOUTH. last resort It has been decided that fight against what they term an in Department for the work and the ex in water and equal parts of sulphate of persons to do, and that is to examine the only way will be to stretch a solid justice. Many doctors now state that periments are to begin at once. Assur Simply refuse to grow old by not copper uud sal uniinouiac dissolved in conditions for themselves on the cable across the whole of the lake sec it should lie left with the parents en ance is given Unit no damage w ill come counting your yeirs or anticipating old water are two good invisible inks. ground. It may be stated that no one tlon for about thirty live miles. Tele tirely as to w hether vaccination should to the great obelisk. Although the age. There are also some inks which are should come here without ut least graph Age. invisible when dry, but visible wbeu money enough for present uses and for take place. ' They understand the na monument is 555 feet High, it will not Refrain from al kinds of stimulants A Philadelptila CroeMim. ture of the ehihl better than any physi lie possible to use wires more than MM) and sedatives, 'they will shorten your moistened with another liquid. Thus payment of his passage home in case a solution of muriate of antimony of failure or of sickness. All will find Philadelphia was a good deal sur cian, who is called in only when sick feet in length. By hanging great life. washed with tincture of galls becomes living expenses and rents high and Keep in the suilight. Nothing beau prised on learning the great wealth of ness demanded his attention, tine weight on the ends of these wires, ex yellow, green vitriol ink washed with conditions quite different from those William Weightman, the manufacturer child I have in mind was so frail that perts of the Geological Survey hope to tiful or sweet griws or ripens in the tlie same solution turns black, nitrate in the United States.” of chemicals, who died there a few it was the source of the greatest un get some idea of the force of gravity. darkness. of cobalt washed with oxalic acid Novel AdierilsliiK Scheme. days ago. There will be another sur Avoid fear in ail its varied forms of turns blue, arsenlute of potash with The latest addition to tlie list of pe prise doubtless when Thomas Dolan easiness to the parents w hen the child Great results are expected because the expression. It it the greatest enemy nitrate of copper green, solution of culiar people who haunt tlie capitol dies, as he Is worth .fit hi . ikh >.<*«>. ac was sent home from school with the Department has never before conducted of the human rues. gold with muriate of tin purple. building and grounds was made by cording to conservative estimates. Ills message that she must lie vaccinated experiments with wires more than sev Avoid excesses of all kinds. They Captnin Megrew of the capitol police Interests are enormous and many In before »lie would lie allowed to return. enty-five feet in length. The experi are injurious. Tie long life must be a GRiiil»etta*N Table. force when he entered tlie uatne of a number, lie is “the whole thing" In There was no way of getting around ments will have particular interest to temperate, regular life. There is a curious story told of the man who signed himself William Leeds the great syndicate that controls the the matter, for they were not in cir scientists, because they may result in Cultivate the sjlrlt of contentment. table at which Gumlietta wrote. A and who has a new and decidedly nov triffile In a dozen large cities of this cumstances that would allow them to important discoveries as to tlie interior All discontent and dissatisfaction bring previous owner, General Lahltte, min el sclieme for advertising. Leeds land. He is the gas maker of Philadel send the child to a private school. All of the earth. age furrows prematurely to the face. ister for foreign affairs in 1841), dis sought permission from the capitol uu phia ami the largest individual holder her short life she had lieeti delicate and Don't be too ambitious. The canker missed ills confidential servant because thorities to use the "monuments and of Consolidated Gas. And yet Tom Do Fish Hooks as Winners. of an overvaulting ambition has eaten lie believed lie had stolen a large sum statures” In the parks to advertise cer lan, as he likes best to be called; Is a it was a question with their family “Give me $10 worth of fish hooks, up the happiness of many a life ami of money in l,l)W> franc bank notes. tain brands of cigars, patent medicines quiet little man w ho may be sveu any physician as to the advisability of vac shortened its years. Success. Years afterward, when the table laid and other things. Of course such per afternoon sitting In tlie safe of the cinating her just as she w as beginning and 1 will carry West Virginia for the to be repaired, the Joiner employed for mission was refused him. to show the first signs of health. Al Democratic party, ” said a well known Bellevue hotel watching other people POETRY OF TH e T HEART. tlie work found the missing bundle of I'atrnt Office Model» Moved. taking drinks, willing to pay for the though fearful of the consequences she Texan who had fished in the State. bunk notes between tlie mahogany The last of the models and model gratification of their tastes, but never was finally vaccinated and their worst “Tlie West Virginians love their coun A happy heart Is better than a full board of the table and the drawers be cases that have incumbered the corri imbibing anything himself fears confirmed. Nhecatiie near dying try and their State,” he continued, purse. low. They had laiu there unnoticed He who hath most heart knows most for fourteen years. I nfortunately tlie dors and galleries of tlie second floor and has never seen a well day since. “ but they love a tisli hook better than Soldier»' I'osf ('aril«. of the great white building on F street of sorrow. story does not go on to say that the occupied by the patent office have The Japanese government has found The subject of compulsory vaccina their children. When I went into A cheerful countenance betokens a poor servant and his mistaken master a novel and excellent use for post tion is hard to decide, but the parents West Virginia after a few shiners every been carted away. For years past the were alive at the time of tlie discovery models accumulating In the patent of cards, Realizing that, for various rea and the family physician who under man I met leaned up against me, and, good heart. No estate can make him rich that has und that the one's character was clear sons, the soldier oil campaign may not stand the nature and health of the lit after a moment's conversation on the fice have occupied space that the olll ed und tlie other's confidence restored. cials thought could be put to much bet have leisure or opportunity to write tle onus should be taken into considera weather, inquired: ‘Neighlsir, have a poor heart. When you open your heart be always home to Ids family, the military au tion. It is no comfort to them to have you got a real, sure enough fish book?’ ter use. All of the division chiefs were Kalarr'i Snab of tin- lli»iii»r<*k». thorities have supplied to each army a the officials lay all the blame on some When I produced one the State was ready to shut it to again. calling on the chief clerk for more Tlie marriage of Count Herbert Bis space lu which to carry oa the routine The heart's testimony Is stronger sufficient number of post cards, ready one else by stating, “there was some mine, and the fullness thereof. 1 f I can than a thousand witnesses. marck and the Countess Hoyos took work of the office, and no space was to printed, to which the soldier has only to affix his name, or. more exactly, his thing wrong with the virus—it was persuade the chairman of the Demo A glad heart seldom sighs, but a sor place at Vienna, and it was on this oc be had. The models kept coming in casion that the kaiser took u step nnd piling up. A certain sentimental seal, each Japanese soldier carrying bad,’’ etc. That does not bring back cratic.National Committee to give me rowful mouth often laughs. one with him as part of his outfit. On their child or cause them to feel one $10 worth of fish hooks, a lot of liait, The heart is the bidden treasure of which was one of tlie falsest steps of Interest attached to the models for all the cards the same message Is degree less bitter. The two children and pay my expenses, I can carry the man; the tongue is the gate to the his life, a step equivalent to tlie tnulev- bade putting them aside, but the space oleut boycotting of the Bismarcks. By was needed, and a year or so ago an printed: “This is to let you know that who have just died from blood )s>ison- State.” treasure. I aui alive and well. I cannot give ing caused by vaccination suffered ter There never was a iieart truly great order of his majesty Count Caprivi, tlie official with more business acumen Ancient Catapults Tried. you my address, not knowing where 1 ribly Is'fore death released them, and and generous that was not also tender new chancellor, wrote to l'rlnce Reuss, than sentiment in his makeup ar German ambassador at Vienna: "Sliould ranged for the renting of a part of the shall be tomorrow, but your letters the parents are bitter in their denunci Officers of tlie German artillery have and compassionate.—Chicago Post. the prince (ex chancellor) or bls family Union building, on G street, for the will reach me some time or other If just completed the reconstruction of ation of a law that bereft their homes PolutliiK the Way. make any approach to you pray coniine storage of the surplus model». you reply to the place the name of the ancient instruments which tlie Ro Some years ago an English traveler yourself to conventional forms of courte which Is printed In the post mark. oftwoof the l»‘st loved in the house Carrying the Mall«. mans ami Greeks used when besieging visiting the Transvaal asked a man sy. This order is also to be observed holds. Greetings to my family and friends.” The postoffice department has Issued a walled city. Most of these were in whom he met to direct him to the presi by the staff' of tlie emliassy. I may advertisements inviting proposals fur The political cauldron is lieginning the form of catapults. The little ona- dent's house. "You," came the answer, add that ills majesty will take no no carrying the malls on all tlie star and Game« of Monntnlneer«. At the bottom of the craggy and pre to Isiil fast and furiously and there is, gra which was tried at Metz hurled its "shust ko on dill you comes to a road tice of the wedding."—Londou Chroni steamboat routes in New England, cipltous Butter crag the famous Gras to use a political phrase, a good deal of stone projectile into a wall 900 feet vot koes around der skoolhouse; but cle. New York. New Jersey, Pennsylvania, mere sports were held recently in the wire pulling going on for the different away with such power that it made a y ou don'd duke dot road. No, you ko Moiimnr? ut m Statue. Delaware, Maryland, Virginia and presence of n large gathering of dales candidates. It brings to mind the big hole. It was also found that these on till you see der big barn, shingled Tlie statue of Charles I. which now West Virginia for tbe next contract men and visitors. There were contests story of how Miss Mary IStubbs, an simple engines were wonderfully accu mlt shtraw, den you durn der road stands lu Loudon was sold to a brazier term of fqur years, beginning July 1, between giant athletes, precipice climb down der field und ko on dill you during the commonwealth with tlie un 1905. The advertisements include 4.879 Ing by hardy mountaineers and a trial Earlham student, ami one of the most rate, as well as being extraordinarily comes to a pig red hoose; dot ees my derstanding that it should be broken mall routes, on which the present con [sipular young women of the tjuaker [loWerful. of training and Instinct for hounds. Broder Hans' hoose. Don't ko in ilere; up. Tlie buyer, however, suw a chance tract pay is approximately $1,555,000 The most Interesting event was the college, figured in a Republican State ko straight oil dill you comes to der to make money and buried it instead. per annum. Superstitious Malays. guides' race up and down Butter crag, Convention and won the nomination haystick mlt a farm. Veil, he don’t To cover his action lie made a large Llndena «1 thr Capital. a steep mountain with treacherous for her father who wanted to lie State But vben you get furder number of bronze knives uml forks, You can scarcely ever get your money live dere. Five hundred American linden trees aides. Tlie distance was 2.1140 yards, Statistician. When Mr. Stubbs first from a Malay on Friday, liecause they you see a hoose on der top of a leedle wlileli were eagerly bought by both will be planted this fall on Mnssacliu with an altitude of 1.000 feet, ami it announced that he was a candidate for believe that if they pay their creditors hill, so you ko in dere und asks der royalists and Puritans as souvenirs. setts avenue extension. These will be took the winner 12 minutes 50 4 5 sec the nomination, his own party <li«l not ould vowau inside She vill tell you When the monarchy was restored to on a Friday they will be overtaken by set out in double rows after tbe man onds to reach the summit and five min petter as I can.” power the statue was dug up again ner of those already of big growth on enthuse much over the prospect of hav |ienury. Malays never shave or cut utes to descend. and bought by the government to lie tbe older part of the avenue, and when Mecca an<l Laaaa, The descent was a thrilling spectacle ing him for a candidate, and the option their nails on Saturday or Tuesday, lie Mecca Is the only remaining parallel placer! in its present position, where it this planting Is completed Washington to witness Running nt full speed the ing party did not fear Mr. Stublisaxa cause these are unlucky days, andjf has remained since 1074 will posse«« probehiy the longest st—-et man leaped from crag to crag with rival in the least, but his daughter said they do part with their hair or nails on to l.assa. ' Hie ‘ former city still In tbe world adorned by this graceful shrouds Itself in a veil of mystery. amazing sureness. A mistake would he would get it, ami in reply to “how'.”’ these days, they believe that they will Striped Multi Lively Walk. tree. have meant broken limbs or perhafm merely answ ered, “Wait and see/’ She tie always in troubleor will die quickly. Burckhardt, and later Sir Richard Bur Once in my callow days I accepted a The I'hlllpplne Arm>. ton, carrying their lives In tlielr hands, death. The spectators held their breath planned the campaign with precision wager tbnt 1 could wear a prison atilt Lieutenant General Chaffee, chief of lived in this city the latter mingling as oaee-e? twice the men a. ;■»;•, ftsi oh and she won it without any trouble. and walk fr..;:; Baffalc to -Cleretgnd StatT, recently cabled ati iuqiili'y io Captured Guns Exhibited. unobserved with its Inhabitants and loose stones and came down on their without serious molestation. It took Major General Wade, commanding tlie Whilecandidatesand constituents were A thousand revolvers and a thousand takng part in religious rites with its hands. me over four days to get thirty miles. Philippines division, asking If condi holding conferences and button-holing pilgrims. Both Mecca and Lnssa have guns of various makes and calibers are The w inner was J. 0. Murray of Fal- I was arrested nine times, and ut Dun tions in the islands would not Justify many points of Interest in common. the doubtful ones, all aiming to defeat shown in the War building on the stone, whose fourth victory It w as. kirk I came near being mobbed by a the reduction of tbe present military Each respectively is a point of pil Mr. Stulil>s, there was little Miss Stubbs Philippine reservation at the World's London Mail. Sunday ai-liool picnic and was com moving serenely among the political Fair. All the guns and sou of the r< grimage for converts to the two great polled to discard my uniform for citi force there from four regiments of Effect of Hnmli Work. cavalry and nine of Infantry to three religions of the east Mohammedanism forces and quietly pinning carnations volvers were captured from the in zen's clothe». Y’et I was a free man regiments of cavalry and seven of in Professor Thomas Oliver, addressing and Buddhism, the one as the birth on them, smiling and handing out and Innocent of crime, and there wus surgents. fantry. Goueral Chaffee has received n ths Industrial hygiene section of the place of Mohammed receiving 100,000 sanitary congress In Glasgow, said the cards ami winning the heart of every pilgrims annually. Both contain won no law defining what I should wear so reply from General Wade expressing long as It wus mule attire. — Elbert A German innkeeper on the Hwiss derful temples, and both, behind tbelr the opinion tliat the proposed reduction system of "rushing" work introduced delegate in the convention, but her Into Britain from America not only greatest conquest wits when she cap border has undertaken as a result of a closed gates, have also been centers of Hubbard in Philistine. of military strength was not only prac ticable, but'advisable. This will prob caused unwholesome fatigue and many tured the entire St. Joseph conven wager to roll a liarrel full of wine across indescribable tilth, squalor and vice. Rusty. accldeuts. but "predisposed the Indi tion. It was looking dark and discour Switzerland and Italy to Rome. ably be done. CARL SCHOFIELD. A little three-yenr old miss, while her The Roof Doara of Mew lark. vldual to ill health and created a taste aging for tlie prospects of Mr. Stubl* mother was trying to get her to sleep, There are dogs in New York that for stimulants, unhealthful recreation getting tin* nomination. The delega Since 1840 the world's production of He—You are crying, darling. How Is never set foot on tlie street. They be liecame Interested in a peculiar noise and love of excitement such ns was meat has increased 57 per cent, and long to the Janitors In the downtown and asked what it was. this? She—Because my friend, Frau tion was divided, only twenty of the offered by theaters and music halls." “A cricket, dear,” replied the mother. Moller, has been presented by her bus thirty-nine being for Stublis. The grain 421) |ier cent. buildings, and their runways consist .._______ ( “Well,” remarked the little lady, "lie band with a valuable set of diamonds Morth K^rplnar. of the roof of the building te which divided vote was iiliout to lie taken and The meat received into Smithfield their owners live and adjoining roofs ought to get himself oiled."—Young that must have cost 1.500 marks at "He asked tlie firm for a raise in his it wus a critical moment for the daugh the very least. Ha—And that is wiiat alary.” ter w ho hail worked so zealously in her market every year for the hssiing of ou tlie same level. That is a rare day People's Paper. makes you weep? She—Well, yes. I London exceeds 403,000 tons. "Did he get It!” when the office worker on looking out Ail t n Wit* aiaa. father's tause. Then a big, x<s»l-nr- am sorry you will now have to spend "Yea. They consider him the most the steenth story window does not “ You had a high old time In Eu such a tot of money when you can so Smuggling by motorcar lias been de see a half dozen dogs romping about valuable man they have You see. when itured delegate from Wagonville eaught rope ?' 111 afford it.—Berlin Journal. >e petitioned for more money he did one of her bright smiles and It Aroused veloped into a fine art in Switzerland. upon ttie roofs beneath Mm. There I* “Yes," mpllAil the returned tourist; so on the groitod that he had Just dis all the chivalry In his make-up. He one advantage at least In tieing a roof had. I was done up at Monte Carlo, A woman will protest that she can't Emperor William will not allow any *'g tl« dog catcher has w terrors for held up In the Apennines and laid up In covered that the firn» < >ofel get along sprang to kis feet and shouted, “F<^ stay while she Is taking off her bat — lows, if you won't vote fol Sfulils.. I hen of his ministers to learn to play golf. without him “ («eveland Leader^ him. g£tne.” Atchison Globe. <’i •• of the aniU'iag stories Hannibal Hamlin delighted to tell in hla last years bad dignltli*d and aoleuin Presi dent Bucbanau for Its hero, says the Philadelphia Ledger. In 1852, wbeu Hamllu was a Democrat, he was au- iiouin-ed to address a meeting, with Bucliauau in Lancaster, Pa. Simou Cameron presided. Hamllu was the first speaker, and while he was talk Ing several persons in the back part of tin- liall had been rellfied of tlielr p H'ketl'ook» The sergeant of police Worked his way through the crowd and uhispered to Cameron s request to announce that there were pickpiM-kets in the hall. Cameron Intended to make the announcement at the c I ohc of Ham Un's speech, but In the applause that followed be forgot it. When quiet was restored, lie IntriHlucvd Buchanan to the audience us their distinguished fel low citizen BuetiaiiHn got up aud. surveying tlie crowd of Ids old neigh hors, began:. "I assure you, my fellow citizens, that it Is indeed a pleasure to returu to my old lioine and meet you again. I like to look into tlie honest faces of the “THKIIK AllE l'lCKPOCKETS IN THE HALL.'' people of Lancaster. A more honest people does not exist than ill this dear old country"— Cameron just here thought of what be had forgotten and. Interrupting Buchanan, said: "I am requested by the sergeant of police to state that there are pickpock ets in the hall, that svteral persons ill tlie audience have had tlielr p<»-ket books stolen anil to ask you to be on tlie watch to intercept tlie guilty ones.’" "Of course," said Hamlin in relating the story, "there was great laughter, but Buchanan passed It off casually mid went on with his speech.” Quay'« SlnnlHcnnt Visit. The late Senator Quay was a secre tive man, and as a consequence Ids coinings and goings seemed mysterious to the newspaper men and others who were compelled to keep tali on his movements, says the New York Trib une. He frequently Journeyed from Washington to Philadelphia and re turned without any of his political friends lieing the wiser for it. One morning he arrived at the Quak er City early, and a reporter who knew him intimately said, "Senator, is there any signifleauce attadied to your visit here today?" “Yes," said tlie senator, lowering his voice and looking shrewd; "there are deep significance and Importance." Tlie reporter'» Interest was aroused nt once. "Might I ask what the busi ness is?” "Certainly.” replied the senator. "1 am about to go down to tin bank to try to have a note renewed, and I don’t know whether I'll succeed or not.” The Game I.oser From St. Jo»rph. E. It. Thomas, the millionaire owner of race horses, was talking at Saratoga about game losers. “As game a loser as I ever saw,” he said, “went to the Prix de Paris some two or three years ago. He was a St. Josepli mnn. nnd lie liet on the grand prize every cent that tie had with him. He bet, of course, on the wrong horse. L'Aigle Noir, as th« animal he picked was called, proved to lie the slowest entry booked. "But the St. Joseph mnn, with ruin staring him in the face, watched the rnce from start to finish with loud laughter. From the beginning his horse was last, nnd from the beginning lie shouted: '■‘Hurrah! Hurrah! L'Aigle Noir forever! See how he drives them all Is'fore him! Ha. ba! Hurrah for L’AI- gle Noir!" New York Tribune. Rorrtfted tfce Par«««, When Wicker, the Chicago pitcher, was a young fellow pitching on a col lege team in the south a preacher uncle of liln went out to nee him pitch n game. "What are those preliminary signs tliat tlie catcher is making?" he aski-d. "fie is signing Wicker tlie sort of curve lie wants liim to throw," volun teered a bystander. “Do you mean to say, sir, tliat lie nnd my nephew are conniving to getlier to diH'elve tlie batter?” "You might put it that way, I sup pose.” “And tills is a Christian college,” sighed the Rev. Mr. Wicker. — New Y'ork Tlinetk _ _ The FsplMimiIon. Baity Moore How was that lust cook you had? Calvert, Jr.—Tbe limit positively the limit. "But you gave her It corking good letter of recommendation.” "Well, what was 1 to do? She sat right down in tbe kitchen and wouldn't go on any other terms.”—Baltimore American. It Is from books that wfee men de rive consolation In the troubles of life. —Victor Hugo.