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.* •• • • t e o • • a*’ *. * ------ T" T Benny soon retqgned with a giiutter NEW SHORT STORIES I USE OF PERSONAL FRONOUN bling retupnnion Into tlie »belter or a WOMAN AND FASHION NEW ZEALAND GEYSERS. l clump of wilio s, he stealthily tiptoed and bearers, but May insisus! u | k > ii »» •> lb. ln<-nhh«i«.d Ipp.ai Al- Anu»!« Ihrin I. Sul,| („ 11«. t|le toward the Raping sentiuel. lb- livid walking and. as usual, hud her way. , Mot Dowa io That. n«D to lie Talk in» ol Self. •»outer In tbe World. his shotgun before him, Ixith iiai.iiue., The dooryurd, when they reached it. The lata Phil May spent sev erul This is one of the smartest of AU lue lUicUltB Ited appear alMo^t ol earli full suits and will I m * found raised, und had the negro roused it presented a scene of confusion. There years when a very young man in Aus- Yellowstone p. ik Is repute«! to have certainly would huve been only to elo.se w as a naldng to aud fro with lanterns, trails There be *•’ his first success j Ways to 'w talking about themselves, excell.nl model to follow In uiak the mast magnificent geyser» In the bls eyes again iu a dreamless sleep. a babel of voices and wide eyed groups as a comic artist, but nog until be had but it Is eas -y for a superficial observer up a traveling suit fn heavy linen world, but it»r reputation 1» based ite the extent Io which this >ungee. The little plaited Jacket But be did not stir, fortunately for all. of blacks. Two prisoners, both slight experienced his •hare of ope and , to eviiggerut upon the statements of travelers who By Elmore Elliott Peeke Is the ease. Fur instance, if you dio- aud Middleton tiptoed slowly on. near ly •wounded, lay on the gruss, and to downs. have never been to New Zealand aud these was soon added the nogr" whom Six month® after he left England a cuss w ith u eultjvuted man • qMBtlon er and nearer, slower and slower, who know nothing of its natural won CopvnuM. MU. bu klmiirt HUytt 1’e.ik« < > Middleton had knocked over und who of rnoruls or the wisdom or (ectltude of ders. scarcely seeming tu move at all, until London friend. Who has since achieved had either been abandoned or over at last he stoqd directly behind bis uu Lfaviug Ami.I id by a fast express tame as a draMatlc critic, also went any particular line of conduct, he Will looked by his flying comrades. May •Ut to Australia to seek his fortune. tell too what he think* right or whal Nile urea then tor tne nrst time, so It suspecting victim. train, a Journey of eight hours brings seemed, when she reached the orchard, May's heart pounded until she wus the only one of the defenders who He, too, M>on onemmtered ups and be thinks wrong or what gtrlkn* him one to Rotorua, where may be seen the but she did not count herself out of thought it would burst at the dread had lost a drop of blood, aud she was downs, and during one of the latter as wise or foolish, with very little use most splendid geyser which is proba danger uatil she had crossed the stable poHsibility of a twig or a shell snap- restored to her anxious father's arms of the personal pronoun. He can tut bly to be found anywhere in tlie world. yard and gained the buildings. All plug beneath Middleton's feet, Then before he hud learned of her wound. the situation from the outside. But If To give one some .• i of the magni "Blood will tell, Danny, if I do say It was still as death there save for the her heart suddenly stood still, The you discuss it with an uneducated man tude of the gei ser I need mention only occasional stump of a horse, and It negro had raised his bead in a listening myself,” said the proud general in the he Is incapable of this detached attl the height of some of the surround was evident that the marauders were attitude, For u momeut it seemed to sitting room when quiet bad been tude of mind. The uneducated man can ing objects. Over the "lnfe: no crater,” for the present giving their undivided the girl us though the universe—the somewhat restored und old Penelope only picture the circumstances to him which contains a seething lake of wa attention to the bouse. Mahomet did whirling earth, the circling stars—had wus dressing May’s shoulder In the self by picturing himself In the midst ter. is a small shelter shed 450 feet n<>t whinny ut May’s approach, as she come to a standstill and with it her next room. “That girl risked her life I of them. What he thinks right and above tlie plain. The surface of the had feaied he might, but only rubtied vital functions. Middleton, ever cool. to save those bosses. She knew I was] wise is, no doubt, often a great deal water In the geyser basin when at safe enough. If a woman never loved I his soft nose ugalnst her face. better ami wiser than what be would stobd us motionless as the stump be rest Is about forty feet below this Saddling and bridling him was the fore him, the muzzle of his gun almost anything more than a boss, Dan, 11 actually have done. "Such and such a plain. The height of the eruption work of but u minute, and after spread against the head of the unconscious should say her heart wasn’t far from thing was wrong; I should not have must often be about 900 feet. This Ing straw upon the floor to deaden his black. Then the latter's head drooped the right place. Yes, by Jupiter, if she done It,” he says, or: “Such and such Is by no means exceptional, Higher footfalls she led him out She did not forward again, and May saw Middleton never loved anything but u mule!” was foolish. Now, had it been me, I "shots" have been recorded, I bave The general seemed a little mystified mount for a hundred yards or more, club bls gun and lift It In the air. Shud should have done so and so.” To the myself seen a shot computed at 1.200 nt the whimper of laughter which es and for half a mile after mounting, or dering, she closed her eyes and stopped sophisticated listener be gives an Im feet. Some months ago the area of caped Clara Gaylord at this last re until she liad rounded the inlet and her ears with her Augers. pression of appalling »elf righteous the basin wits measure«! iu a small mark. But Middleton seemed to un left the house behind, she cantered the ness ami even perhaps of hyprocrisy, boat by a Mr. Bmkerldge and a guide. When she looked again the negro derstand it well enough, for he gave animal cautiously through the sand. but the impression is a mistaken one. They found that the area is about two was stretched senseless upon the sand, tlie roguish young woman a warning But ouce safely out of earshot May He argues In the vocative case, because and a half acres, from which It may dexterously straddled the saddle, face downward. Middleton was bend glance, to which she paid not the least I It is the one In which lie can most eas be Interred that this geyser may well him, binding his hands be attention.________________ lug over stretched herself upon Mahomet’s with be called the largest iu tlie world. Uy express himself. back. May stepped swiftly ers and wound her arms around his hind his lifted the auger from the The geyser plays about twenty-two Rome people. It must lie admitted, at PROFESSIONAL EATERS. forward, neck. It was an old trick of hers, and sand and turned toward the boat. At times each month. Is very erratic and tract confidences from those who have Mahomet knew well Its meaning. For gives no warning when It Is about to no weakness for making them. We are volley of shots rang Imllnnn Kinploy Substitutes to Col. a moment he snorted and trembled tn that moment a mu me Food For Them. erupt. The theory Is advanced that not alluding to those persons who by out In the direction of the house. An a kind of ecstatic anticipation. Then basin is somewhat like a funnel a method of deft cross questioning One of tlie most striking customs of instant later a return volley was fired. suddenly lowering his bead with what that when the water and stones manage to abstract information with Middleton dropped his prisoner, lifted the past that are preserved by the In a timid person might have thought a ejected the larger stones return which they have no business. Such his gun and, seizing May’s band, bur dians of today Is found among the vicious motion he stretched his power Jam In the neck, thereby choking Information Is not confided by its orlg rled her up the slope to the shelter of tribes on the Devil’s Lake reserva ful black body close to the ground and tlie outlet, so that an enormous pres Inal owner, but stolen front him, or at some syrlngas. They had barely time tion In North Dakota. An official of stylish and universally becoming. sure of steam must shift them. When was off like a bolt. least worniisl out of him. The people to drop down in these when five or six the Indian service gives the following Riding was the girl's passion, and we mean have that In their faco and It Is fitted by shoulder and underarm the pressure Is sufficiently great to men rushed helter skelter down the account of this peculiar practice: I I don ' t eat here . more than once In the past, along se bearing which makes all the world seams, and two broad side plaits are blow out the obstructions it naturally fifteen feet of the crouch cluded stretches of road, she had put slope within “From time Immemorial the Devil's happened upon a cheap restaurant In at home with them. Whoever meets arranged nt each side of the front and would eject water to a great height. Ing pair. - back. The skirt is a particularly at Mahomet's mettle to Just such a test A moment later the keel of the long Lake Sioux have adhered to an old an obscure street of Sydney to order a them may know that they are Incapa tractive model, laid In box plaits that The theory, however, Is at best rather as this from pure love of danger and boat grated fanciful. After studying the bill custom In regard to the treatment of | frugal meal. ble of giving a snub or a rebuff to any on the beach as the des- excitement. But tonight great Issues peradoes shoved off. May impetuously ■a guest. According* to their etiquette, of fare earnestly-lie looked up at the one who claims their sympathy, be he are stitched down to about flounce This geyser Is not the only one to hung upon her daring, and as she shot arose. . Middleton hastily pulled her It Is the bounden duty of the host to waiter and was startled to recognize never so silly. They go about the depth. It fits closely over the hipsand be seen in the vicinity. Others may through the night, knowing not what down again, but not before the flying supply his guest with all the food he in this person his friend May. be mentioned, such as the 1’ohutu, world unarmed and unafraid and, to flares modlshly at the lower edge. dangers lay ahead In the impenetrable smugglers had caught her outline may desire, and as a rule the appor Walroa, Feather. Papakura and oth “Phil,” he said solemnly, “Is It pos give human nature Its due, unhurt. Un Jeweled Duttuus. gloom, but blindly trusting In Mahom against the sky, and the.next moment tionment set before the visiting Indian sible that you work here?” ers, besides mud volcanoes.—Scientific consciously. it Is they who make the Some of the new Jeweled buttons arc American. et’s sagacity as they thundered over tliey poured a volley of shot Into the is much in excess of the capacity of a “Sir,” answered May, drawing him first confidence, telling those who see bridges, plunged down declivities or self up with great dignity and throw them, even for the first time, that they elaborate and expensive enough to take bushes. Most of it went harmlessly single man. climbed the steeps beyond; as she "But by the same custom the guest Ing his napkin over Ills arm, “it Is pos are sympathetic and detached, and as the place of Jewelry. There are imita ASIATIC TIGER PROVERBS. over the couple, and Middleton Instant tion turquoises, atpethysts and emer clasped the horse's thick neck and felt ly rose and discharged the contents of is obliged to eat all that Is placed be sible that I work here. I do work shrewd as they are harmless.—London the play of bls great muscles beneath alds set with rhinestones which look here. But, sir, I'd have you understand A tiger’s meal—a gluttonous repast. Spectator. both barrels Into the longboat, evident fore him, else he grossly Insults Ills her arms, she pressed her cheek’ into bls like brooches Instead of buttons. It is entertainer. . It was found that this' that I don't eat here. I’m not down to To face the tiger in his lair-great flying mane, closed her eyes and a ban ly with effect, for nn angry, involun practice would work a hardship, but that yet!”—Saturday Evening Post. quite a fad to use one of these large CHEEK, FÜSH AND CASH. bravery. tary yelp went up from one of the Iu- doned herself to an Intoxication of wild buttons on each side of the collar In inates. Then Middleton turne’d, Just In Instead of dispensing with the cus . A winged tiger—cunning added to Three Essential«, Says n Cynic, tn front to give the little smart touch so delight And thia In spite of, yea, be Asreed With Parker. tom the Indian method of reasoning time to catch his companion In his power and ability. Suece»« In Life. muse of, th» danger threatening the much desired. These buttons come In Parker stories are scarce. There Is arms as she swayed dizzily toward was applied, and what Is known as the After the Chinese the tigers—total dear on«B behind. Occasionally a low Fighting for cards to entertainments, all shapes and sizes, some of which are professional eater was brought to the no public man about whom fewer an devastation of a country. banging ixiugh brushed her back. Once him. as large as a silver dollar. pushing up by hook and by crook, giv ecdotes are told. This Is due largely For a moment May’s head rolled front. A tfger of wood—a harmless being the heavy odor of a flowering magnolia “While the guest Is supposed to eat to his reserved life and reticence, al ing dinners and dances (typewritten with a dangerous exterior. struck tier nostrils for an Instant, and limply, like a mortally wounded bird's, all that is placed before him. It serves For Autumn Wear. descriptions of which -are given to any though no one loves a good Joke or To bring up a tiger and have him. •lie was conscious of the altered tem and then fell heavily upon Middleton's the same purpose If bls neighbor as In Paris the coat sleeved basque Journalists who wish for them)—these story better. turn upon you—Ingratitude. perature as she descended into the chil bosom. Her waterproof hud slipped sists in devouring the bountiful repast, coat things are essentially opposed to “ that and plain skirt are among the One Is related at the Judge's expense. ly hollow of some creek or mountud the from her shoulders, and as Mld,dlcton, the main object being to have the "Malngoho,” a man eater—a person A very able New York attorney, who repose which stamps the caste of Vere smartest costumes for traveling wear. momentarily at fault, looked fixedly warmer height beyond. de Vere.” They are neither untrimmed nor adorn with an ungovernable temper. plate clean when tlie meal Is finished. was quite deaf and very.sensitlye, was These influences are very wide- ed with braid or the material used In A tiger wltlr a broken back-rage Fifteen uitnutes had acarcela passed, down upon the relaxed form he loved "It is not always, practicable to de arguing a case before the court of ap though May had no Idea of the flight so well a slowly widening spot of crim pend upon a neighbor at table to as peals. He dwelt at length upon a fun spread. To “get on” Is the great ob- tucks, but plain effects prevail. Rather and fury which are powerless. son appeared over her right breast. ot time, when Mahomet turned as by To let go the tall of a tiger—to avoid sist In getting away with a large din damental law principle. Finally Judge ject of every one, und to get on one long fitted coats with matching skirts must drop as many refinements as pos- are being made by fashionable tailors, one danger and encounter another. Instinct down the lane to the Cotton For an instant a strange coldness ner, und In order to Insure the final Parker interrupted. around his heart rendered Middleton club stables. Two or three minutes To turn from a deer and meet a consumption of the allotted portion "It would seem. Brother---- , that you Bible. They "do not pay." This may and walking costumes for winter aro more sufficed to wake the hostler, put helpless; then, recovering himself, ho visiting Indians call upon these pro- Infer that this court Is not well versed seem cynical, but It is unfortunately to be fur trimmed, the fur being used tiger—the danger of too much caution. swiftly unbuttoned the lounging robe true, on tlie cont rather thnn on the skirt. Cheek, push and cash are the him Into possession of the fucts and fessional eaters, whose duty it Is to 4n this elementary law point.” Devoured by a tiger—said of a man three essentials to success, and If the send him rowing desperately across and threw It open, exposing the sense «It beside.them through a tueal and who wishes to be concealed from his Now, the attorney didn't catch what less girl's nightgown beneath. Across Sensible Little Frock«. the channel to the clubhouse. After eat what the guest leaves, The pro- was said, but he qiade It a rule to last be lacking the two former are nec creditors. A mother who likes to see her two that it seemed a dreary lapse of time that white expanse trickled a dark fessional eaters are never looked upon agree always with what the court said. essary for Its getting. You must enter the tiger's den If you stream the width of a finger. Pushing little daughters dressed In white This is all false, unworthy. It Is and to tlie impatient woman before any In the light of guests, but more ns So, smiling and bowing, be said: would secure a cub—what Is worth pale colors has made some simple only the veneer of a butterfly class. but thing further happened. Then she dis the robe still farther back until her traveling companions with a particu having Is not procured without risk, “Precisely, your honor, precisely. tinctly heard In the still of the night shoulder was bare, Middleton saw, lar duty to perform. You have stated the proposition cor The aristocracy is one with tlie upper dainty frocks' of cotton crape In white, and trouble.—Washington Post. middle classes in its rejection of these the |s>un<llng of the negro upon a door. with the most profound gratitude, that pale blue and pale pink. These must "These enters receive from fl to 12 rectly.” A light appeared at a window, then the wound wns safely above the lungs. and even J3 for each meal where they The court laugbed, Judg« Parker influences. Refinement Is not dead not be Ironed, but shaken several times Stranffe Fate of nn FnirllNh Karl. Slipping his handkerchief under her another and another. Voices, quick assist. It is stated by the agent of smiled and the lawyer continued his among us, but It Is overshadowed. during the drying process. If made “I came across a bit of treasure the and Imperative, next sounded across arm, he drew It over her shoulder, the Devil's Lake reservation that one argument.—Pittsburg Dispatch. Sime and serious people are sickened with shirred, round skirts, they keep other day,” writes a Washington au across the wound, and tied It tightly. by the frothy life that goes on about tlie water, and then came hurried atepa their shape admirably and with pretty thor who is down on Cape Cod. . “It As he finished May stirred slightly. of the professional eaters has been them. If It really brought enjoyment berthas or 1830 collars make dainty fa tlie log book of the schooner Hera, upon the graveled walk. known to dispose of seventeen pounds ■v. Owi to its devotee It would be justified, but afternoon frocks. When the boat reached the mainland Next she gave a little gasp, opened a of beef at a sitting. That they are which sailed from Boston on a day Will Carleton, ttw poet and lecturer, that it doos not Is amply evidenced by again seven men Iiesldes the negro pair of dull, unseeing eyes and mur capable of eating an almost fabulous in the seventies. She sailed with a mured faintly, "What Is It? ” wus lecturing In a western city several An Effective Skirt. the discontented, artificial faces un stepped out, nnd In a brief space of new first mnte on board. “Lie still!" said Middleton soothing amount 1 myself can testify.”—Hy years ago, when on leaving the plat der the horribly pretty hats above the The skirt that is snug over the hips, time seven saddle horses were ready. gienic Gazette. “He seemed an ambitious man, and ly. “ It's only a flesh wound, but you form he w»« «ccoeted by a pleasant, vulgarly elaborate dresses. Better yet provides abundant fullness below, he understood navigation. The cap Middleton'» demeanor was a sharp dis shabby looking old woman. things will come, better things exist remains a favorite and Is promised tain suspected 111m of a desire to be appointment to May, for In lier excited are weak yet.” “SLEEPY” WOODCHUCK. “How foolish of me to faint!" she "Mr. Carleton,” sbe »aid, “I want to now beneath this false surface, but continued vogue for an Indefinite pe master of a vessel himself some day, fancy »be had fondly pictured him as murmured. nsk a great favor. Will you give m« the man who beats the drum can riod of time. This one Is novel and but there wns little aboof him to sug •he waited at the ^tables as keenly Tbe Little Aitli««!« Are Far Slere Before he could answer they heard the handkerchief you carried while you drown the strains of the violin. Just eminently effective, while It suits the gest that he was anything but a sailor. remorseful over their estrangement of Alert Thea They A»»ear, now the drum is very loud. Let us woman of generous proportions as well The third day out lie was caught by the day before and as tenderly sympa footsteps cautiously approaching. Mid If there is any one of our native «n! lectured this evening?" "Why, what on earth do. you want lower our voices and wait.—London thetic with her In her present trouble. dleton laid his linger on Mayis lip, for tnals that looks slow, clumsy, lazy the down haul of the mizzen and went Outlook. . Instead he was as cool as a man or In the darkness It was impossible to and generally 'unfit to survive In the that for?” overboard. His body was never recov "I am very poor, Mr. Carleton," she ganizing a fox bunt, and he Inquired distinguish friend from foe. The next struggle for existence it is the wood ered. When the Hern came back from for particulars of the attack with a moment, though, he called out, "Ben chuck. After he has built, or rather said, “and If you five me that hixnd QUEER ENGLISH BELIEFS. her voyage she wns met by two Eng ny! ” in a low tone, and when the fig kerchief I think I can live on It a brisk equanimity that seemed positive lishmen. They had crossed the wa excavated, his home—which, to tel) year.” ure had coipp still nearer he added: Saperstltlons That Still Abide With ly heartless to May. Yet even while ter posthaste to find that first mnte. the truth, he does in a rapid and bust "Go back to the house and get a shut the Country Folk. Mr. Carleton stared. smarting under her disappointment Somebody had died In England, nnd— nesslike way lie does nothing but eat ter and two of the boys. Miss Elphln- "A year! You shall certainly have There is a well known weed; with •he could not but admire Middleton'» well, the mnn who wns lost off that and sleep. Yet any one who sizes him dark blotches on It, not unlike blood promptness and decision and the readi •tone is shot, but not bad; only a flesh up as an incompetent is likely to get It.” Yankee schooner wns the Earl of wound in tlie shoulder. I'll explain And the old woman retired with the stains. I have been twice assured ness with which he assumed the cap Aberdeen.”—Washington Post. fooled, for lie is a source of continual later.” handkerchief, profusely thanking him. with the utmost seriousness by an old talney of the expedition. surprises. A b Benny's footsteps died away the Later Mr. Carleton learned that she woman that "where you find . them Tlie rhle back was not oo rapid, a» Bore on Too Heavily. When your garden is not far from May, sitting her horse in conventional wounded gtrl looked up into Middle the woods you may be awakened in had embroidered bls name on It and there a growing there's been a battle “This won't go for only one stamp,” fashion, could not set such a pace as ton's faca with a curious, steadfast tlie middle of. the night liy a series of "raffled” it so extensively that she did. long ago.” said the village postmaster to old Un The same dame once seemed rather ■he had in coming. Moreover, Mahomet gaze—a gaze baffling description, but most alarming yells and howls, de make several hundred dollars.-enough cle Klah as the latter handed him a »s if freighted with the essence of the In a hurry when buying a setting of to keep her for a year. was weary. Htlll they reached the bulky and much sealed missive. casloned by some hungry woixlchuck being back of it. eggs from me about tea time, and I head of the inlet in about twenty min “Whuf for? What’s de maddali wld “Dan,” «lie said in a low, quivering that has come for a nocturnal visit to found the reason was that she believ A •levy •< Great. utes. Here they dismounted, tied their dat?” the cabbage patch nnd met with a voice, “ can you hold me In your arms animals and went on af<s>f. General Fred I). Grant's favorite ed you had no luck with eggs if you ‘•Too heavy," replied the postmaster, warm reception from your dogs. The All was quiet at the stables, but two • nd see me bleed from a bullet wound woodchuck usually gets away appar story of his father 1» one that very did not set them before sundown. Thia balancing It on his hand. and call me Miss Elphfnstone? ” Is curious, for, though the modem of the party were left behind a» senti aptly illustrates that great soldier’s “Umph! I tole dat boy so when ho "I dare not call you anything else ently unharnnsl. while the dogs are faculty of sizing up a situation In a poultry keeper might make the nest nel». All Was quiet at the house also, was a-wrltln' of it. I tole him he was left to nurse their scratched noses and after what you said at the clubhouse, ” and place the eggs In it during the ■ nd no demonstration had evidently wrltln' too heaby a han', but he kep' fore paws. The woixlchuck. iu fact, has few words. yet been made. The party halted at he answered. "We had an old coachmnu," he says, daytime, he would probably defer put on a-bearln’ down nn’ a bearin' down plenty of courage and will always fight “ Then you are a coward as well as a the boathouse on the Inlet a hundred “who was not the brightest man in the, ting the "broody" on them till dusk SEVEN GORED PLAITED SKIRT WITH STRAP on de pen, lahk n load o’ hay. I'll take in preference to running away. yard» from the mansion. Some of the flirt,” she said, with a madness »lie world, but what he ' did not know aliout that she might have the best chance It back, sah, an' mek him write wld a Throughout the summer this little ■pracT. conspirator» were doubtless concealed knew »lie would instantly repent. a horse was not worth knowing, of settling down quietly. pencil. I ain’t gwlne spen’ no mo’ 2 “ wood pig" spepds most of bis time in as her slender sister, a feature by no "Just as much of a cowan! as a flirt, ” The other day in a neighboring cot in the shrubbery, and what next to do the vicinity of his burrow, coming out Mother used to call on him to do all tage 1 was admiring a fine baby and means always found in full skirts of centses Jes’ fer his plghendedness.” lie answered calmly. was the question. sorts of things that were not in his She looked at him in silence a mo early in tlie morning to lake his break line, and old John-, of course, was al ventured to suggest that if its nails any sort The model Is made of brown ’’• positive I saw their boat An Oil/I Record, fast, returning to his nest for a morn J ment. with an lrrealstibte, unconquera were left so long it might scratch It» henrletta In the new shade known as at the mouth of the inlet,” whispered The late Miss Julia Moore, Sir John Ing nap. appearing again nt noon and I ways makfng mistakes to annoy her. face. Tlie mother said she would cut onion and Is exceptionally smart the ble admiration lighting her eyes. “ Dan, May, "and I think we ought to scuttla why don’t you get angry and tell me late in tlie afternoon for bls dinner and I Once she sent him to the bank to do them, but the grandmotbe«- burst 13 materia' being one of the latest whiir.s Moore’s niece, like mnny row o.'d neo- It and cut off their escape.” that I lie?” she exclaimed !n a rush of siinpex. on),- t,; return sgala fo; an | some business, an«4 he did it ivrotig. with: "You'll tlo nothing of the sort, of fashion. It can, however, be repro ple, was extremely proud of her age iu their ignorance of the eneiuy s other snooze. Occasionally he rnnkesl She told father aboitt It and said: duced in all seasonable suitings and In and lost no opportunity of showing It strength Middleton was against assum tenderness. “ 'I guess you'll have to let John go. my dear, asking your pardon, sir. You all materials In vogue for separate When sba was asked by a friend If she a visit to some neightiorlng orchard or ■ "Because I love you too much even don't seem to know, sir, that to cut a ing the aggressive. Rut May was in wns going to see the coronation of garden. By Oct. 1. when he Is fat, he I He never does as he should anything child's nails before It's twelve months skirts. •latent ami finally volunteered to do to feign a harshness that I cannot rettTes into his subterranean home fori I want him to do.’ King Edward VII. she- „-..swirr.l. "No. feel. ” he answered, with a The quantity of material required for magnani- old makes It light fingered." Ami 1 the scuttling herself, thus leaving the 1.-.t.g aiTili, ns we are led to be I ”'Well, mother, said my father, *lf am perfectly certain the nails will not the medium size Is eight and three I have been out of London for the last ..force of men unimpaired for w 1 ih U w . it . uious smile. Johfi could do everything you want lieve, the proverbial "ground hog ” day. I The pair gazed for some tirne into quarter yards twenty-seven Inches three coronations, and I don't care to other work might befall them. This him to Mo and do It right he would not be cut. It will be of Interest to add wide, five yards forty-four Inches wide alter my record.” What an exaltation —County Life In America. that the cottagers 1 speak of live near ptWfwrf Middleton promptly veto«'d with each other’s eyes without speaking. have to be our coachman.’-Phila one must feel nt being able to say a enough to I-ondon to see its lights In or four yards fifty-two Inches wide. • 11 the arbitrariness of a duty commis Middleton's shrewd dark, face was delphia Public Ledger. thing like that! Grunt and Ilin lloy Admirer. lighted with nn Indulgent tenderness, the sky. — London Chronicle. sion«! military officer and decided to An intimate friend of President The Latest Ideas In Sashes. but May's wns profoundly serious, nnd Ao the work himself, but at the last mo Strength. Grant said to him <5ne day, “General, Mostly Fool«. Sashes of soft ribbons, such as loul- ment consented to accept May's serv her eyes shone with n significant bril my littl«» boy has heard’ that Jail groat Urine** Renne of Humor. “ Some scientist has declared that liance. An angry financial colleague. Irritate«; •lne and liberty taffeta, are shown with ices as a guide. Therefore after set ilelne’s sense of humor did not leav« the ends knotted at Intervals and there Is as much strength In three eggs “Dan." she said solemnly, “after nil men write poor hands, but he says lie by the Incapacity of a subordinate, re tling with his companions upon a rath believes you are a great mnn ill spite marked to Frederic F. Olcott, president him until the last. A few days before caught with a small artificial flower In as there Is In a pound of beefsteak.” er vague plan of action Middleton se my littleness and meanness, all my of the tint th.it j.iii or to ■><_-na of the Central Trust company, "Car his death Hector Berllox called on him the same tint as the ribbon. Yellow said the observer. Jealousy and selfishness nnd bitterness, cured a large auger from the boat "Well,” replied the actor, "I met nn ttire so plainly that anvbodv can read lyle was right when be said that men Just as a tiresome German professor roses, rosebuds and cowslips are used house and set off with May toward the nil my cruel, unwomnnly taunts, enn It.” was leaving after worrying him with with canary color sashes, forgetmenots egg once that would have eliminated were mostly fools. ” you—enn you kiss me as honestly ns mouth of the inlet* The president took a card from bla “If they were not,” said Mr. Olcott his uninteresting conversation. “I am with blue, almond blossoms and roses the other two eggs from that proposi After creeping along the shore for you did that—that first night?” pocket, wrote bls name on It and hand sententlously, "you and I could not afraid you will find me very stupid, with pink and poppy buds and gerani tion.’’—Exchange. For am*er Middleton lifted her a lit MM di-t.-ime tiny came In -lulit. sure my dear fellow," be said. "The fact is ums with cardinal ribbon. ed lt-to him. make a living.”—New York Times. eiiuugli.'or a long boat riugi-d with a tle and bent his head and laid his lips Prayln* For the Slater. I have Just been exchanging thoughts "Give that to your boy.” he said, •to hers. When he raised his head nnd sail. Her nose Just touched the beach, Mrs. Bitter I Just hate that woman. with Dr. ---- . ” “ and tell him it Is the signature of a Then Chaos. Another Fool Qne.tlon Mailed. and she was evidently ready to lie ngnln looked down Into her face she man who Is not nt all great, but that On one occasion when tlie doctor was "Why, Mary.” said her mistress, ”1 I hope she'll lose all her money, get ’’That policeman at the second cross pushed off on short notice. At the same liad dropped lier lashes to veil the the fact must be kept a secret between examining Ills chest be asked him. told you to make up my room an hour some disfiguring illness, be run down Ing In a misplaced humorist. ” instant they also saw by the reflected sacred, liquid light which seemed to be him and me."- Boston CMOttaa Regis "Can you whistle?" He replied. “Alaa, ago, and here It Is in ternlble disor by a train— Rev. Goodhart Sister, sis •What makes you think so?” light of the water another object by no welling up from her soul. A* moment ter. ter! We are told to pray for our ene no; not even the pieces of M. Scribe." der.” "I asked him today if he wore gloves later something more material welled means so pleasing. About ten feet from mies. Mrs Bitter—Well, I’m praying "Yls, mum. and I did,' said Mary, on Sunday. He said no; he wore 'em up and sparkled on her lashes. A Snralml Dilemma. tlie pater's edge, with his back against for all those tlijngs for her. Philadel "but the master cnme> In to Deal put on a on his hands. ” — Cleveland Plain Oftea Reminded. “Dan, If you could not have kissed a stump and a gun across his knees, "Did Jones have appendicitis?" "How often," said the phlloaopb*. clean collar, mum, nnd be lost the phia Press sat a gigantic negro. From his atti me, then I think" — she faltered in "The doctors disagreed. Romo thought er. • "• man Is reminded of bls own little- •tud ” some mental distress—"I think I should he had money and some thought he tude he seemed to Is« sleeping. Mot the l.nndlord'a Fault. ness In this great world?" not have lieen sorry If that shot bad 0 Getting Rtfl. hadn’t."—Puck. The pnlr paused, and May shivered. la a Rad Way. A traveling man found a hair In bls "Yes, ” answered Mr. Cumrox, "es struck my hearts Barber—Does that razor pull. sir? This was more than she had bargained Doctor —So you think yqg have- ln- order of bgney nt a Musotih hotel and Middleton drew her closer, but said | My spark tffliy grow greater by kln- Customer—Yes. but go ahead. 1’vetieeii pecially If he has three daughters who somnla? Spoiled Darling—Sure of It. complained for. and she was for giving up the the lnndlord about It have l>een to •oardlng school. ” — Wash project. But Middleton was now the nothing. Words would but bare Jarred lüng my brotber’s taper—Jeremy Tay pretty hard pushed lately, and th® 11 doctor. I can't sleep after 9 o’clock In •I can't help ft,” the landlord replied ington Star. even up things a little.—Nett Yorker lor. insistent one. and. motioning his trem- upon the eloquence of that silence. « the morning! -Detroit Free Press. "I bought It for combed honey.” . e t The Siege of : t Laurel Hall t o e 0 • O o Cb O