Bandon recorder., August 18, 1904, Image 2

o
liANDON
IIÍ.ioRloJ
old age, »nd every year will bring its
must«5 OMJTkl.
additional joys. W hen my summons TN TUE UOl’KJ)H0L’SE NEW SHORT STORIES
CHOIG* *B!SCKLLARV
• _ »•
conies 1 hope to be ready for the boat­
UM»t
WM* I
__
-
Couldn't Hide la HU Own C
num pale; still I am not apeudin^ my 1 Trtt ATTENTION THAT is bestowed
The late William L. Elkins used tu
An* luuident that occurred recent»
time in the depths of detqsilr and wait­
UP<«I
LOCOMOTIVES.
WHY ICE STAVS ON VOP.
tell a sjnry of P. A. B. Widener wblc> I <«Myl»» qpluiou of Herbert 8pe*-er
—------ ♦ •
ing with gloomy feelings for his visit.
pat that magnate <>r (r>>d»y lines the n« •»(.« m«wt uuendli^ ass lu l'brl»teu-J HlustOBs the frugality of EiW(^x*
WMter the Sole Exception
Oth­
This gram! old *>rld is good enough •oMaM «•• ••«•-rat •«••■!•■ b » country over In a light little lnniflmal I Com” unitt o# «»urse, ft» read In cou-1 " HBUm s family. .
erwise luhrrwl Law.
, *mc«ou •«* Curly!»'» «»rlsiou f<«
Tl”’ enqiress. with two «f her court
f<< nW as long as A am (»ermitted to re­
«•is«« •» st« i . m « »•» ■»* by the thousands of people who »a« ' uuuiaiMlneeuaVaL "thStfc fdxds," be •*tl*‘* w’“* «I*1«
it Is one of the most extraordinary
” terrace ii* the
uially
supisise
that
a
man
who
o«t«
carry your trials and tribula­ main. Away with sorrow and regrets.
of <h» •aai-ato* M « i « m or it«
things In this extraordinary world,
ciifevfully
thought
of
u»
ull.
l«rvln.
b
“
'*
*
’
f
Sil1
”
*
«t
Potsdam palace,
• » Drlvl»» «••»!.
•^•te.«« such property occasionally rides In hl» We »now, he would uot have »t any I w'ben another lady of the court, •
writes Henry Martyn Hart in the Out tions, your misfortunes and disap|s>int- 1 would like to form clubs like Mirs Wl
own
cars.
Bays
the
New
Yorg
Timi«
uients
to
your
friends
and
make
them
over this bright, beautiful world.”
look, that water should be the sale ex­
Any one a| all familiar with rail According to Mr. Elkins* story, Mr. price not a Wtnrd of him. Cardlual countess, approached. The c«iiit<«»
ception to tlie otherwise universal law a |s»rtiler ill your woes. It does not
roads has seen the engineer dismount Widener never does, 'liiere is sotne- Newman, he estimated, had "the brain *“■ accompunie« by her little girl, and
that all cooling bodies contract and help you to any extent and it airs an
Mly wondered if this bright little from the cab, oil can in band, as soor thing in the motion whlch naHseates of a medium sized rabbit.” Ruskin ,,le empress called to her own little
was a bottle of soda water. "A bud daughter, the Prin.-ess Victoria, who
therefore Increase in density.
unenviable (s»rt of our life that is eal- friend was not practicing "Bushido,” as the train has come to a stop at some him.
Water contract, as Its temperature calated to do more harm than good. a law of the Japanese, which they •in­
young man" was bls sum up of anoth-
I’hiJ'Itig down below, to come up
"Widener made one brave attempt to er eminent writer.
I !II|d make thfs child's acquaintance. A
falls and therefore become, henvier Particularly is this so if it relate« to sider as essential to good manners, and way station; seen him walk slowly
overcome
that
feeling,"
the
story
went.
about
the
ponderous
machine,
feeling
But these hostile phrases were sub- ^’’W minutes Inter the empress felt
.nd sinks until it reaches 39 degrees. your family affairs. Nearly every one
it has a good deal to do with their na­ of each bearing with his free hand a«
At this temperature water is the heav­
Ject to considerable modification If the «'tnebody tugging at her sleeve.
has
a
skeleton
in
their
homes
and
the
tive
chivalry,
which
is
one
of
the
most
be filled the cups with oil; Been him per
man against whom they were ulmed I “Miitninn," whispered a small voice
ier. This Is the point of Its maximum
came near enough to Carlyle to do him at *“’r *’®r. "see what beautiful things
density. From this point It begins to majority of people will do all in their agreeable traits of these little brown baps tap u valve gently with a wrench
a personal favor, even to pay him • *bat little girl has (the countess'
expand. Therefore in winter, although (tower to keep the outside world from men. The law of "Bushido” demands or examine critically some ill working
personal compliment. Disraeli, whom daughter was most expensively dreaa-
the surface may be freezing at a tem­ knowing of this hidden grief. The ex­ that its followers shall refrain from ex­ air pump.
be had descritied us u mountebank «11. And It is not Sunday, and there
perature of 32 degrees, the water at ception» are few and far between but hibiting signs of grief, distress, trouble,
To any man all this is interesting,
dancing upon John Bull's stomach, of- ure no uncle kings here. And I am n
the bottom of the pool Is six or seven still people do exist to whom the relat­ |>ain or other depressing conditions in but bow many are there In all the vast
fared Carlyle u baronetcy and elicited Uttle princess, and she Is a little count-
degrees warmer.
ing of thingH (s-rtaining to weaknesses, the presence of others. TheJa|>anese crowd thut enter the city dally at the
from him, together with a refusal of I ''SM- And she Inis on as beautiful things
Suppose that water, like everything afllit lions, etc., in their own family may pour out the bitterness or grief in great terminals who can tell offhand
alau, bad gone on contracting as It
the title, many tributes to bls mag- as you give me on Bunday and when
what
becomes
of
the
train
when
once
cooled until It reached the freezing circle is one of the pleasures of life. liis heart before his family, but in the the cars are emptied of the pasaengeni?
nnnimlty. lie Raid very little about an uncle king comes. May I put on
Disraeli henceforth in print, and In I my beautiful things?”
point. The heaviest water would have The story of their woes has l>een told presence of others he is the same suave, To be sure, they have seen the cars on
so
many
times
that
the
unpleasant
smiling and courteous l>eing you have a siding out in the yard. They know
sunk to the lowest place and there be­
private he spoke of him only as "a very I "No, little sweetheart,” the empress
come Ice. Although it is true that phase of life to them and those around always known him. They will en­ perhaps that a roundhouse la a place
tragical comical fellow.” — London I whispered In reply. "Your pupa is un­
eight pints of water become nine pints them is no longer a secret but has be­ deavor to hide all physical (min as where engines are kept when not In
Chronicle.
I der too great an expense to permit you
of ice, and therefore Icebergs float, come common gossip. They talk bio well. They believe that it is their sa­ actual use. But beyond thta the ideas
to wear your good clothes every day.
showing above the surface an eighth much—that is the failing or weakness
We must be us careful as we cun of
THE
ONION
CURE.
of
the
ordinary
man
are
a
bit
hazy.
of their bulk, still bad the water when of th<»s* who discuss family matters cred duty to their fellow man to keep
our
clothes, so us to help him in every
As soon as the passengers have left
anything from him that would cause
ut the bottom turned Into Ice the
A Remedy Which I m Claimed to De way (His.slble.”—Everylmdy's Magazine.
a
train
that
has
Just
come
In
from
a
abroad
and
who
seldom
give
anyone
grief,
sorrow,
pain
ami
unpleasantness,
stones would have locked It Ill their
Infallible In Pneumonia.
Interstices and held It there, and before the impression that they ever have a so they s|>are the feelings of others by long dusty run it Is backed out into
This remedy, which Is claimed to b« i PnpolBllon of ,he v»l<ed
the
yard,
and
the
cars
are
set
off
on
a
the winter was over the whole pool pleasant side to their lives. There are concealing their own, and they further
Infallible, was formulated many year»
q-i1(, pensus bureau estimate of 79,
would become solid Ice, and all the poor others who hold their griefs and disap- belive that a person’s sorrow, grief, side track. Men go upon them at once
ago by a well known physician In New I ;gx),389 for the population of tlie United
fish would be entombed In clear, beuu- (Miintments, and particularly every­ pain and trouble are too sacred to be and lK*giu to put them In readiness for
Englund, who never lost a patient by Stlltes on JunQ j ]WI3 get,,U8 c0U8erv.
the next trip. The windows are wash
tlful crystal.
thing relative to home affairs, as almost exposed to the world. Would that ed, cars freed from all filth and dirt,
this scourge: Take six or ten onions. athe luul )s probubIy ut leagt „ ulllHon
according to size, and chop fine, l’ut 811„rt 1)f the actual llunibt>r The ln.
sacred. Few persons outside of their every memler of the human family seats cleaned, water tanks cared for
JAPAN’S GOD OF WAR.
in a large spider over u hot fire, add crease during the three years by this
own families ever know of anything could practice “Bashido,”
and the lighting apparatus put In order.
ing about the same quantity of rye estimate Is 3,!H)5,814. Inasmuch as
disagreeable occurring. They do not
The locomotive, after leaving the
Iliiehlninii, StrniiKe to Say, 1« a Lover
meal ami vinegar to form a stiff paste during the three years the rush of Im-
cars, uroeeeds at ofice to the round­
crave the syirqiathy of a curious public
of the Peaceful Dove.
BRIEF REVIEW.
Stir thoroughly and simmer five or 1 migrants was enormous, reaching over
house. where the ponderous machine
Hachlman, the god of war in Japan, and would resent prying into their
ten minutes. Put into u cotton bag 1,900,000, tills estimate implies that
also
receives
a
proper
overhauling.
family
affairs
as
a
piece
of
im(K*rtinence.
strange to say. loves a dove, a bird
large enough to cover the lungs and our natural Increase by excess of
Snakes an Object of Worship.
First
of
ull,
the
tanks
are
tilled
with
symbolical In the west of peace anil
apply to the chest Just as hot as the births over deaths has been only 2,000,-
water
and
the
fuel
supply
Is replenish­
A
peculiar
phase
of
tlie
worshi(>
of
not of war. Go to any temple or shrine
patient can bear It. In ubout ten min 000. Tills amounts to ubout .0011 per
There are many “Paul Prys” in this
ed. Then a few puffs bring the Are
where Ilachinian Is worshiped, and world, and some of them are moved the Huichol Indians is their adoration
utes change the poultice, and thus con­ cent lintural increase per year. Gur
box
above
the
ash
pit,
where
the
flrre
you will 11ml a great many doves coo­
of serjK*nts. Not only are all the god­
MR WIDENER EX CRESSED HIS DISOCST. tinue reheating and applying, and ln a natural rate of increase for the decade
only
by
the
best
of
motives.
They
are
cleaned
and
dumped
altogether.
ing cither on the roof of the temple or
desses supposed to have the form of ser­ | The next thing is to stable the great
“One morning he and I started Into few hours the patient will be out of 1890-1000 averaged nearly twice as
on the ground below. Tlie tablet on have no wish to ottend when they In­ pents, but also nearly everything else !
|
Iron
horse.
Philadelphia from Jenkintown on the danger. And Just here a word of cau­ much, .0157. If our natural Increase
gin
to
pry
into
your
affairs,
but
it
is
a
which the name of the god Is inscribed
in nature; for instance, the rivers, the I The roundhouse Itself is a most unln- trolley, and Peter declared to me that tion. In applying this or any other hot has continued nt tills same rate—and
begins with the ldiograph of "llachi,” mistaken kindness on their part, ami trails of men ami deer, and the falling '
I vltlng place, with its soot begrimed he was going to stick out the whole poultice care must be exercised not tc there Is little reason to believe It has
the two strokes of which are intended one of the worst features of these |>eo-
walls and smoky Interior. These build­ twelve miles. Before we bud gone one, let the patient get chilled during the appreciably diminished during the
to picture a pair of doves, the female ple is their blindness in not seeing that rain are showers of ser]>enta, the wind
ings are all constructed on the same however, be looked so white and miser­ changing process. Have the hot one three years—we have liad an excess of
waving
the
corn,
and
the
grass,
the
I
on the right and tlie male on the left. I heir efforts are distasteful and objec­
all ready to go on before the cooling
corn itself, the long hair on the }H*ople’s general lines, low, one story structures, able that I said he was foolish to try. one is removed, and make the ex­ births over deaths of 3,572,000. which
Doves are Hachlmaii's favorite birds, tionable.
would make our total population on
generally
built
of
brick
and
semiclrcu
'It
’
ll
pass
off
in
a
minute,'
answered
heads, their ribbons and girdles—in
messengers by which he sends good
changes so swiftly and deftly that June 1, 1003, 81.472,000. National Geo
lar in shape. The center of the circle Peter and sat still.
short,
anythinglongand
sinuous.
Ser
­
tidings of peace and love.
We are gradually waking up to tlie
is the center of the turntable. Ar­
"We went on perhaps another mile, there is not a moment's exposure of graphical Magazine.
Hachlman never fights merely to sa­ fact that only the brightest and liest pents living in or near water impart ranged along the Inner side of tiie
and then he jumped up and ran for the the body surface, which becomes ex­
tiate his thirst for blood. He fights side of life is to I k * discussed in public. their own sacrednesa to this element; building Is a line of doors, each exactly
door. The conductor sized up the situ­ ceedingly sensitive to a chill.
Mature’s Photograph In Agate.
battles for peace, ne never makes We will not allow others to be shall­ their cleverness, manifested in the beau­ like Its neighbor. Under each runs a
ation and signaled wildly to the motor­
In the tine mineral cabinet of John
sacrifices of Ilves so that he may glory
tiful markings on their skins, appeals track of standard gauge, giving the man, who stopped the car fairly in Its
POSITION DURING SLEEP.
W. Campbell of Sellwood Is an agate
over tlie conquered. He is a great en­ owed by a passing gliuqise into the
again in the life-giving (xiwer of the whole an appearance not unlike a tracks, and Widener landed In the con­
In which is printed the face of an In­
emy of tyrants and oppressors. lie is somber side of life. I met a little
SIlKhtlr
Raia«-
the
Head
and
l.le
on
spider
’
s
wob,
the
center
of
which
is
the
ductor
’
s
arms.
I
helped
him
off
and
dian woman. The face and part of the
ever ready to help those who are op­ friend recently who had undergone water, and the land is full of sacred turntable.
the lllKht Side.
was looking around for a telephone
figure are so clear cut and distinct
pressed and persecuted. He fights such a great transformation that I things, each of which receives its due
The
main
object
of
sleep
Is
that
every
The turntable Itself consists of a pit sign when be said:
that there is no question about them.
wars of Justice. He wishes to see Jus­ could not help but gaze at her in won­ quota of ceremonial objects.
walled with stone, across which Is a
'• 'Bill, why In the world can’t a man organ of the body should have perfect The agate was a very common appear-
tice done on all sides. His banners derment. She looked ten years young­
bridge free at the ends, but balanced at who owns and buys trolley lines enjoy rest The brain, the lungs and the Ing specimen when picked up on the
bear Inscriptions conveying the thought er, and not once did she refer to Geniuses Produced In Private Schools. the center on a spindfe. Rails are laid a ride In one of the blamed things?' ”
heart have been, not Inappropriately, Siletz Indian reservation, and Mr.
of righteousness and justice.
An article that apjieared recently in across this, as if it were a part of the
called the "tripod of life,” as upon Campbell kept it for some time before
unpleasant things as had been her cus­
Miserable will be the fate of nny tom for years. She was bright and one of the magazines contained some roadbed.
them hangs tlie prosperity of the whole
>11* Views of the Suburbs.
he discovered the image of the Indian
who venture to violate the peace and
When the fires of the locomotive
Mr. Chris Healy In his • "Confessions frame; hence we slightly raise the woman. He saw that there was some
smiling. The corners of her mouth no interesting statistics niielit the relative
welfnre of the world, for Hachlman In
value of public and private schools in have been cared for the engineer runs of a Journalist" recalls also some c<i- head to check the flow of blood to tlie thing below the red surface, and he
bls righteous wrath will crush down longer drooped sorrowfully but were
bis machine upon the table. With deft tertaining glimpses of William Morris’ bruin and more or less quickly find out
such a one under hfs mighty feet.— arched by the merry little laugh she the education of girls. The iiuiiiler of band at the throttle, he brings it to a personality. Sometimes when walking tlie position of greatest ease for lungs had that Hide polished, when the face
successful
women
authors
educated
in
made Its appearance. Mr. Campbell
gave
vent
to
every
now
and
then.
The
Chicago News.
stop at the precise point where the through the slums of London he would and heart.
says that the face is nature’s photo­
happy ringing laughter, the bright private schools was kill, against 55 who hundred tons of steel balance on the
This
will
be
found
by
sleeping
for
get on a stool at a street corner and in
Polar PlnntM.
face and sparkle to her eyes, all of mastered their rudiments at the ex­ Bpindle that supports the bridge. Then ills rough, eloquent way forecast the the greater part of the time on the graph. "The sun caught the face and
Climate affects the Inhabitants of which had lieen a stranger to her pense of the city and state. Of promi­ the ponderous mass is slowly revolved
right side, for nearly two-thlrds of the figure of tlie Indian w<aman as she wns
the sea just as It does those of the friends for so long that they naturally nent women journalists 8 were edu­ until the required track is reached ami life of the people in that glad day heart is on the left of the medial line, walking along the beach and fastened
when the slums and the villas would
land. As arctic land plants cannot commented upon it and likened the cated in public and 20 in private schools. the engine la backed Into the round­ be swept away and the employer and and the apex points closely to the It on the agate,” Is Mr. Campbell’s
theory concerning the picture.—Port­
flourish nt the equator, so in the Arc­
workmen merged into the free citizens smaller left lung: hence tlie fullest and land Oregonian.
change to that of a butterfly that had The women scientists were 5 of public house.
tic and Antarctic oceans marine plants
freest
play
possible
should
be
given
to
Once
within
the
house
the
engineer's
school education and 4 of private. Law­
of the commonwealth, for Morris
are found which are unable to survive left its ugly chrysalis behind it.
yers liavingattained distinction in their duty is done. He has but to go to the hated the suburbs and villadom. Mr. the left side.
In warm water. Among the most re­
A quiet pulse, diminished respira­
office and report in a book prepared for
“An honest con fession is good for the chosen careers were: Public schools 2; the purpose any repairs that are need Healy tells of having often heard him tion and refreshing rest are all com- I A remarkable suggestion bearing up-
markable of these cold water plants
remark thnt “God made the country,
are the latnlnarinccno, a kind of sea soul,” she replied to a friend who com­ private, 3. Five artists were public ed, and be can go home, assured that man made the town, and the devil bined when open windows, moderate |011 the survival of organic life nt ex­
weeds which sometimes attain a gi- mented upon the change that hail school girls, against 1!» from private in­ his machine will be ready for him made the suburbs.”
warmth and unchafing heart work to­ tremely low temperatures was made in
gentle size, exceeding In length the taken place in her appearance. “You stitutions.
gether. It Is often best to court sleep I ¡1 paper by Professor Travers of Uni-
when be starts on the next run.
longest climbing plants of the tropical see, I belong to a club of six, and all
on the left side and turn to the rlght I verslty college, Bristol, read recently
The engine la now turned over to the
He Had MiMMed Kanaaa City.
Bees In Warfare.
I before the Royal society in London.
forests and developing huge stems like of us are pledged not to look on the
roundhouse crew, who go to work on It
E. W. Howe, editor of the Atchison before going off.
I He said it was quite possible that If
the trunks of trees. Investigations
There are at least two recorded in­ at once. The attention that a locomo­ (Kan.) Globe, went to Europe last
dark side of anything, much less dis­
I
I living organisms were cooled only to
have shown that these plants flourish
A Philanthropist.
stances in which bee. have lieen used as tive receives on arrival at the round­ summer. On the boat going over he en­
at
which
physical
In the coldest praters of the polar seas cuss it. We turn our faces resolutely weapons of defense in war. When the I house la about the same that one
Modern advertising can cope even I temperatures
countered a New York man who want­
from
anything
unpleasant.
We
will
and that they never advance farther
would expect to see bestowed upon a ed to patronize him. The New Yorker with the etiquette of courts. A Lon- | changes, such as crystallization, take
Roman
General
Lucullus
was
warring
from their frigid homes than to the not listen to anything that will cause
race horse. Wipers go over every Inch asked Mr. Howe If he bad ever been In don journal tells us that a young I place with measurable velocity the
limits of "summer temperature" in the us to be sad and despondent. We rea­ against Mithridates he sent a force of the surface carefully, removing all Europe before.
American woman wished to be pre- process would be fatal,
fatal. whereas If
ocean. The genial warmth destroys son that we cannot help matters by against the city <4 Themiscyra. As dust and oil. Others drop Into the pit
Rented at the court of the king of I they once were cooled to the tempera-
"No,
”
answered
the
editor;
"this
is
Saxony. The high officials, having in- I tore of liquid air no such change could
them, just as a polar blast shrivels the listening to it or discussing it; if we they besieged the walls the inhabitants beneath the machine and wipe the run­ my first trip.”
flowers of a tropical garden.
could it would be an entirely different threw down upon them myriads of ning gear. The headlight Is cnrefully
"Indeed,” said the other. “Why, I go qulred Into her social standing at home, take place In finite time, ami the organ-
objected. They represented to her that | ism would survive.—Exchange,
matter. In glancing over the daily swarms of bees. These at once liegan cared for and the brass polished. In over twice a year.”
A Coin prom lar.
the king could scarcely receive the
an attack, which resulted in the rais­ fact, the whole machine Is put In first
"Have you ever been to Kansas
newspapers
we
do
not
read
about
acci
­
Young Matron (with theories on the
daughter of a retail bootmaker, The
Do We Ent Too Much f
ing
of
the
siege.
These
doughty
little
class
shape
In
every
way.
City?
”
naked
Mr.
Howe.
care of children, to nurse)—Jane. Nurse dents, suicides, murders or the like— insects were also once used with equal
young woman cabled home and told
Physiologists say that the Japanese
Throughout this work keen watch Is
"No; never.”
that
is
a
subject
we
know
nothing
her father the situation. The next present the most perfect physique of
Yes-sum. Young Matron—When the
kept for any signs of broken parts, and
"No! Why, I go there twice n month,"
baby has finished his bottle, lay him in about when it comes up for discussion, success in England. Chester was lie- any found are repaired. The hundred remarkttl the Kansas man.—New York morning she received his answer:
nny race In the world. Most of the dis­
sieged
by
the
Danes
and
Norwegians,
tlie crndle on bls right side. After eat and we don’t want people to tell us
“Can't call it selling. Practically eases common to the Occident are un­
or more flues are cleaned by steam Times.
Ing a child should always lie on the anything al*out them—in fact we will but its Saxon defenders threw down on pressure.
giving them away. See advertiso- known among the subjects of the mi­
right side; that relieves the pressure on not listen to such subjects. I have them the beehives of the town, and the
ment.”
kado, and this happy condition they
An engine seldom comes to the house
Cnminntlntr a Sentence.
the heart. Still (reflectively) the liver offended many of my friends by asking siege was soon raised.
Thnt solved the difficulty. She wan themselves attribute to the fact that
Judge Gary at the recent meeting of
that does not need repairs of some
presented as the daughter of an emi­ they cat sparingly and only of plain,
Is on tlie right side; perhaps, after all. them to refrain from telling me any­
Bort. The dellcnte mechanism Is con­ steel trust stockholders in Hoboken,
nent philanthropist.
you had better lay him on the left
English Sand Glass.
nourishing food. A Japanese visiting
stantly becoming broke», and unceas­ N. J., said, in the course of an argu­
thing
unpleasant.
I
am
better
and
side. No, I am sure the treatise on
Jn
the
British
House
of
Commons,
In this country Is nppalled at the quan­
ment:
ing
attention
Is
required.
The Telltale.
Infant digestion said right side. On happier for it. I know I am more
“Your objection reminds me of the
One of the most Interesting of all tho
as s<M>n its the question to lie decided is
That was an embarrassing position tity of food consunxsl by his host In
the whole, Jane, you may lay the baby agreeable company. I am no longer
repairs that are made in the round­ objection a lawyer once made to a In which a fashionable New York worn one day. Especially Is lie Impressed
put
from
the
chair,
a
clerk
at
the
table
troubled
with
insomnia,
but
sleep
rest-
on his back until I have looked up the
house is the tightening of the tires on judge's sentence. This Judge had given an found herself recently. She was with the extravagance of our poorer
matter more thoroughly.”
fully and quietly, and if I dream at all, seta in motion a huge sand glass, fa­
people. In Japan meat once a day Is a
the drive wheels. Each wheel is sur­ a prisoner, convicted of second degree
they are not the awful, wretched miliarly known to members as the rounded with a heavy steel tire. These murder, thirty years' solitary confine­ Invited to a wedding, but did not think luxury even among the well to do.—
either
of
her
hats
was
good
enough
for
“
egg
boiler,
”
probably
because
it
takes
The Only Obligation.
dreams that paralyzed me with fear of
occasionally work loose, and it be­ ment. whereupon the lawyer cried out: the occasion. So she visited her mil­ Housekeeper.
A story that comes from a country terrible disasters that to my unhappy three minutes to run out. As the last
“ 'But, your honor, my client is old. liner's and had an exceedingly costly
comes necessary that they be tightened
region not far from New York concerns
suiH-rstitious mind were only the fore­ sand runs through the glass the ser­ without sending the locomotive to the He won’t live thirty years.’
Women as Foot Racers.
affair sent home on trial. She wore it
a nntlve who was seen stolidly plow­
geant-at-arms instantly locks the mas­
“'Well, then,’ said the judge, ‘I'll at the wedding and the next day drove
Recently women’s foot races at Trep-
ing a field with a team of weary and runners of evil. I wake up in the sive oak doors of the chamber, and shops.
To do this a stream of oil Is fed au­ shorten his sentence to life imprison to the milliner’s and returned It, saying tow, near Berlin, caused a great ileal
dejected horses. As they approached morning now refreshed ami ready for
ment if you prefer ft.’ ’’—Cleveland it did not suit. It happened that the of Interest. Two of the competitors
the observer of rural life remarked the day. There is a new song in my only those members who have suc­ tomatically upon the tire and allowed Plain Dealer.
hatmaker, who quite understood the boldly donnncil Jerseys and knicker­
sympathetically that the horses "didn’t heart, for I will not borrow trouble; ceeded in getting through the doorway to burn as It runs down. The result is
that
the
whole
rim
Is
soon
a
circle
of
can
vote.
situation,
had been similarly tried sev bockers, but the remainder run In
•Mtn to like the work.”
will not cr<»«s bridge« liefore 1 get to
A Modest Request.
flame. Thia is kept up for a long time,
eral times of late. “Did you not wear skirts. Several appeared on the track
“Um." commented the farmer briefly, them. It is soon enough when I come
Drunkards of Montreal.
Representative Stevens of Minnesota this list at tlie Blnnk wedding yester­ In high heeled boots. A considerable
and the tire, being heated faster than
"they don't have to like It. They only to them and I am schooling myself to
Habitual drunkards, after conviction the wheel Itself on account of the prox­ Is in the category of congressmen who day?" she asked bluntly. Taken by number dropped from exhaustion
have to do It.”—Harper’s Weekly.
say ami believe ¡whatever is, is best.’ in Montreal, Quebec, are now given imity of the fire, expands until the thin receive strange requests from constit­
surprise, the society woman owned up, within fifty yards of the starting
I have drawn a black line acr<»«H the the option of paying a tine, undergoing pieces of sheet Iron can be Inserted be­ uents, says the Buffalo Times. Not but asked, "How did you know ?' "Oh, I’"1"1- One sprained nn ankle, another
1’olr of rtalnttff».
nrtn. a"d
a"<l a thlril
third
and broke her arm,
"R-ic hora." cvrln'M’—.! the angry mo.". past, the record is closed for all time imprisotmieal or taking u certwin cure. tween the wheel and the tire. When the long ago he forwarded to one of these It wns quite essy I see several g**'*!na I
I fuintiil from excitement before the
“I wish you would muzzle that dog of ami I will not delve among its musty At present there are twentv-two under tire has again become cold It contracts men residing in St. Paul a big package of rice ln the folds of the lace.”
_______________ I signal wag given to go. Most of the
and clutches the wheel hard and fast. of garden seeds. In a few days a letter
yours at night, ills barking keeps my pages. I have no use for regret, for
treatment, ten at their homes ami
The Do» Whipper.
I competitors appcarcs! to bo absolutely
The cumbersome repairs, such as profuse in thanks came back from St.
baby awake.”
that is something )K*ionging to the past.
An old church official In England untrained.
“I was Just going to request you to People say I look years younger since 1 twelve at the jail. Each patient is ex- turning down worn drive wheels and Taul with this concluding paragraph:
“Please semi pie a sack of .barley, a We.e- the e-itg whipper, who was etu- I
- - .- ■" “
_______ ..
muzzle yvtrr-b.d.y." vejotned «..<■ aelgb- iR'gan living up to this creed, and 1 am pncted to take aixtorn doges -stihe pro- replacing beikrz, go ta- the Hhapo.
Russia’» Declining; Far Trade,
bor. "Ills nightly howling annoys my sure I feel so andasthough I hail taken seribed medicine each day, and warned where lathes, cranes and forges are to sack of corn, a sack of oats and as ployed ln driving or removing dogs
not to drink any intoxicating liquors be had. But all the minor troubles are many trees ns you can get at the agri­ from the various churches and who Is
The wealth of Russia ln furs Is being
iii.”—8t Louis Republic.
a new lease of life as well. I look back during the time of trial.
often alluded to In vestry accounts, as. rapidly sapped. It Is reported that ln
remedied nt the "stables,” and the fore­ cultural department”
Trapped In Armor.
now and think what a bore I must
for example, “paid the dog whipper 10 a certain district of tlie Yenesei gov-
man of the roundhouse Is responsible
Trying on ancleut armor Is not al have lieen, and how people must have
An I’ntlmely Remark.
shillings;” "to Wlddow Sandys the ornment, where fifty years ago limiters
for the condition of the engines. He Is
New Spirit Discovered.
wnys an ngreeable experiment, ludg dreaded to see me coming 'round. It
A
little
girl
at
the
breakfast
table
year’s gallery for (dog) whipping 5 shil annually shot 28,000 sable, 6.090 bears,
The discovery is said to have been the man to whom all look In an emer­ was very decorous when her papa wns
Ing from the experience of a French was selfishness, Polly, pure selfishness,
lings." Implements known as dog 24,000 foxes, 14,000 blue foxes. 300.000
gency, and ft is be who must look for­
made in England of a new spirit, ‘‘un­
nrtlst. He had bought a quaint oh/
for I thought only of my own misera­ like either petrol or alcohol,” and“ not ward and plan for the repairs In such a asking a blessing on the meal and put tongs were also used by these dog | squirrels, B,000 wolves and 200,000
helmet and put It on bls own head to
way ns not to Interfere with the regu her head on the table, with folded whlppers, many of them being spiked bares, hardly a sable can be found to­
Judge the effect. Unfortunately he ble little self. I (loured my pitiful tale unpleasant” in islor, which is cheap lar operation of tlie trains.—Boston i hands, but Just as the “grace” was nt the end and capable of giving a day. The blame is laid to the wanton
touched n spring, the visor shut down of woe into everyone’s ears who was and will take the place of petrol in run­ Globe.
about closing she looked up and called cruel grip. They are still preserved in destruction of wild animals in
suddenly, and. being alone In the stu­ |»>litc enough to listen to me. I am ning automobiles.
out, “Aunt Kate, whnt kind of a pray­ some of the old churches.
course of the hunting expeditions.
dio, ho could not free himself from the ashamed enough of it now. Since I
er do you have In Newtonvllle?”- Boa
Iteps seem to have been taken to
A Short Story.
mediaeval head covering without help started to lead this new life I see things
ton Traveler
Boom In Prayer-Book Trade.
t stop to this.
A Portnr'« Visit.
Chapter
I.
—
"I
think
you
are
Just
the
At last he ran into the street, whore in a different light. This grand old
More patients become dissatisfied be­
The present custom in England of best cat. goodest husband In all the
his appearance created considerable world is so much more beautiful than brides carrying prayer books instead of
Xo Common Hired Hand.
cause they are not visited often enough
world!”
An old lady, having been told of
amusement till a charitable pnsserbv it ever was before; the flowers are
Agent of Apartment House When than liecanse they are required to pay
Chapter
II.
—
"I
wonder
how
much
bouquets,
has
caused
a
Ixsim
in
the
theory of the moon lielng Inhabited,
managed to act him frw. Hour (tlnaa sweeter, my friends dearer and nearer
can
you
go
to
work?
Dignified
Person
for
excess
of
services.
One
of
the
most
prayer look trade. Tlie bindings have she wants?"
(who has accepted position as Janitor grateful families that I ever knew was remarked, with emphasis: "Non«*nse!
than I ever dreamed they could be. to be white—morocco, calf, ivory, silver
Chnpter III.—"And he gave It to me
i.ens<»n In Mndern Flnnnee.
of building)—I cnn enter upon the du­ one that had Just paid a young medical What becomes of the people when
without fussftig n bit I wonder what
“Pa," said the son of the captain of My cry used to lie, 'I will be glad when or mother of |s*arl.
ties of my office at once, sir.—Chicago grafter for fourteen visits made be- th«e Is nothing but a little stwak <0
be has been up to?"
s-----------------------------
it left?”
Industry, "what Is being recreant to the end comes, and my summons to go
Tribune.
tween, 6 and 11 p. m. of a single day,
lienee gannot come any too soon to suit
one's trnst?”
Asa result of a wager that he couldi
mump« Mnn.
wlen tno visits would have lieen am­
A Recommendation.
"Not Increasing the cnpltal stock ev­ me.’ _jife was not worth the living ••t a quart of salted )>eanuta flex ]
Of More Interest.
•
ply sut'i< I ‘nt. Small wonder that some’ “Don’t you think he rather likes me?"
Mm. Parley Why do you have Mm. of tl.** younger men yield to tldh temp­
ery time the pubNb can l»> hypnotized and the outlook for the futiBTe was Sub?» of Fairfield, la., 17 years old, is < Nell— JOck is always talking to me
“Oh. well enough to consent to your
to sew for you? She Is not a tation mnd shortly be*tne known to marriage to his daughter, hut I don't
Into buying a few more shares for the dreary and cheerless enough. ¿You dead. Death was caused by atwese of ibout the depth of bls love. Belle-Th«
good
dressmaker.
Mrs.
Cawker
I
benefit of the people
n
who hold the never hear me making such a eoni-
of the in test Ines, brought on by his gas- depthowouldn't Interest me so nfllch as rknow that but she knows all the gosdb tin pr.it- -slon as repeaters But these think you'd lietter try to borrow any
bonds."—Ubicagli Ri*cord-IIerald.
the length.—Philadelphia Record.
*
o
money from him.”—Chicago Mbst. o o
.♦«oil lose epste —The World Tpflay.
T plaint *ow. I expect •> live A a g»sl trotftimle
feet.
•
la the cosimuMty.. London Wt-Blta.