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• • 0 ® 0 00 » • 0« 0 A * 0 • oo © 0 o vo • J © O°°c 0*‘ 0« 0 afterward, «ffid: “Yu® ®on't know bow 1 bated to speg^ to 111 the cold and unfeeling* way that I did, but it »af for her ow n g®si, and she reaMzes it now, although 1 know sh^ shed many bitter tears after our little talk. She took the lesson hi Imgrt, and now she goes to parties and enters into the spirit of the evening and enjoys it as much as any of her girl friends. 11 does not pay hi be too self-conscious, it robs you of half tlie enjoyment of life. Helf-conscious people are never at their ease, but always ap|s-ar more or less awkward. It is the greatest bane to the happiness of shy ami over-sensitive people. BANDON RECORDER. FACTS IN FEW LINES 0< .............-------- ( , 0TRANGL ADVENTURE® OT TMlS $•* BLE0I OF SOVEREIGNTY. ’ < 9 0i»h«0 tke 0<>llo0i ot t$0 *tv«B ••• •• A» Eugene •iicbvl, a neiAew bf Eu gene v. Debs, tells,au it®eres$iug sto ry of h0w Bill Nye played the part of the Socialistic candidate R»r greffidvu# while Mr. Debs waiteff at It South Carolina railway station Air tli0 com mittee which was to meet him. Mr. Nye and Mr. Iiebs looked vefy much alike, and that is what led to the mistake. Both men were to h»ve been in the little South Carolina town on the same day. The labor leaders made great preparations for the coming of Mr. Debs, but the reception committee was not informed that Mr. Nye would enter the town on the anuie train. Mr. Nye, however, was aware of Mr. Debs' expected presence, and when the com- mlttee hustled him into a cab without Other®!.« <»! the l*ul®kg t oulj Not Sluutl 00 Fame.. Eatii® of arsenic is common in Styr ia. The Styr®us -ay that arsenic makes one plump and comely and gives one strength .or great exBrtlon. su<h .f ruiunng or mountain climbing. Siyrlu, ill Austria, gives tlie woiffd vast quantities ® uiv'iile. The manu faeture of tills uiug is indeed the main Styrlan lm.iistry. They w||i> make arsenic eat it, as* a rule, for they say tluit only the arsenic eater can with stand the arsenic fumes. TbSBe makers and eaters of ttie drug are comely. They have a blooming and clear color. They look much younger than they are. "The foreman in a certain arsenic factory told me that In bls boyhood. When he first went to that plunt, be was advised to begin to eat arsenic lest his health suffer from the fumes,” says a toxicologist. “He did begin, and bls first two or three small doses gave him a shan> pal», like a burn, in the stom ach. and this pain was followed by tremendous hunger and a violent, dis agreeable excitement. But as bls doses increased in frequency and Blze their effect became pleasant. There wus no longer pain or excitement On the con trary. there was a ravenous appetite, as well as a mood of Joyous activity wherein he could do three men’s work. “This chap, by the time he got to be thirty, was taking four grains of arsenic a day. He looked at thirty, with his clear pink and white color, no more than twenty-three. He was as robust as a blacksmith. But he said lie would die at forty-five or so, that being tlie age at which all the Styrian arsenic eaters die.” The drug Is a preservative, and in Styria when graves are opened bodies are found to be as fresh six or seven years after Interment as on the day they w’ere lowered into the earth,—Chi cago Tribune. CaOl£C* HUSCgLLANY Hit lhra[,ur% ot Lite. Tlie loss of the Federal •rmjt> of the Cumberland in the battles %f»Chatta- uoog^. Isiokout MouTiJuiu «isslou- >lu and -------- ary Itidge, as ifive* by wan S24 killed and 3.683 woiRidtsi So^nucli for war in tlie saerlticia* s I x U i ^ h .* , in the year 1881», which la the tirAt year of systematic acchlmt tabulation 5.823 men. women and children were crushed, torn, maii0led or burned* to deatgi on the lines of American rail roads, and 26,369,other© were injured In the same disasters. 8o much for peace, public indifference and the rail road accident fifteen years ago. Having thus made sure our footing In tlie later eighties, let us come in one broad step to the present; this while we have the war tables before us. Our historian, Cist, asserts tliat, all things considered, the two days' lighting at Chickamauga stands unsuqiassed as the hardest fought and bloodiest battle of tlie civil war. Tlie Federal killed in this battle numbered 1,(187, and the roster of the wounded falls but a few flames short of 10,000. But in the unbelllgerent year ending June 30, 1902, the aggregate number of persons killed in railroad accidents was ,588, and during the same period 04,- 652 persons were injured. There are twenty-tbree football team« Ikaur«, 0ari«0 la a G0rg«0, I«00 In the Syrian Protesfcnt college at a« 0 Frylag Faa 000 Bro000 to “Polly, why is it that so many peo Beirut. Fla-eae 10 th© H«0>0 of Lua0a. Among the New York bricklayer© ple when they are in company cannot the lowest wag^ Is $26.20 a week, and agt naturally?” asked a little fr|pii<l the It seems almost ludicrously impos the tdgheat Is over «50. Bible that the great seal of« England other day. “Now, take me, for in Some of the redwood trees in Cali stance. 1 give myself the credit of be should have ever been made to serve fornia are said to lw 350 feet high and ing us sensible anil clever as the ma the humble purpose of a frying pan; 156 feet in circumference. and yet this is only one of many equal jority of girls one m<«'ts in every day The language of the republic of ly strange episodes in the romantic life. Not brilliant by any manner of story of tlie teal which is the “specific Haiti is French, while the language means, still 1 am not what you would of the republic of Hunto Domingo, on emblem of British sovereignty." call stupid. Yet, when 1 go into com- the island of Haiti, is Hpanisli. Lord Chancellor Eldon was so fearful The Scandinavian people have some tliat tlie seal would be lost or stolen Mr. bauuders of the Dominion ex |«iny, I lose my ¡xTsonality entirely lieculiar ideus and customs in regard to while in liis custody that be never perimental farms bellevee an apple and am nothing but a simpering, giddy tree suitable to the conditions of the girl, giggling at everything and don’t their marriages. For instance, the went to r!e p without first satisfying northwest has ls*en discovered. udvame a single thought that is Worth bridegroom gives his betrothed a prayer himself that it was safe in his bedroom. In Australia the output of fruit has renietnliering. 1 am constantly dread Issik and other gifts, which usually in One ni^ht- lt was in the year 1812—he lieen enormous, causing heavy losses ing having to cross the floor alone. clude a gtsise. She, in turn, gives him, wus roused from his slumbers by cries to growers in consequ^ice of tlie glut The evening passes in a whirl of excite especially in Sweden, a shirt, and this of "Fire!” Jumping out of bed he snatched up the great seal and, rush ted condition of the iflfal markets. ment, and when I get home I Is-giu to he always weags on his wedding day. The United States consul in Edin recall this thing and that thing 1 have Afterward he lays it away, and under ing into the garden, buried it deep in burgh records the fact that Canadian been guilty of until 1 am perfectly mis no circumstances of stress or jsiverty the middle of a flower bed. His bouse might be burned to the ground, but at apple Imports are gaining a very erable and disgusted with myself and will he wear it again while alive. But least lie would not prove unworthy of strong position in the Scotch markets, he wears it in his grave, and there are the great trust which had been reposed The per capita value of England’s 1 fairly dread going out of an evening. foreign commerce last year was $‘.»5.50; Even my hands and feet are in tlie Swedes who devoutly believe not only in him. Next morning, however— so exciting that of Germany, $47.60; France. $43; way und I invariably get tangled up in in the resurreetiou of the body, but in Austria, $17, while that of Belgium my trailing dress. My awkwardness the veritable resurrection of the be had been the experiences of the night lie had completely forgotten in what was $120. is simply horrible and I imagine every trothal shirts of such husbands a« have A Fierce Kaffir Drink. part of the garden the emblem of That coral reefs are made up entirely one is feeling sorry for me or comment not broken their marriage vows. erelgnty bad been bidden, and it At a meeting of an agricultural soci of the skeletons of animals and algae ing on my stupid blindness. I look only after his entire household ety at Verulam, Natal, a speaker gave Is proved by borings to a depth of more alsmt me and see some one of my own BRIEF REVIEW hunted for hours that It was at some interesting details regarding the than 1,000 feet in the Pacific island ot age and note how seif-|H>sses8ed they run to earth. “ You never saw anything deadly native Intoxicant uiade from Funafuti. so ridiculous," he wrote later, "as see- seem. How perfectly at home with treacle. India has a Christian Endeavor paper Nurses for Dogs the Latest Fad. Ing the whole l family down the walks An analysis of this drink, which la called Masibl Karigar, which Is pub- every subject they seem to lx- as they Dog nursing is growing jiopular in dibbling with bits of sticks until we I called isltshimiyana, by an eminent llshed In Urdu and Hindi and devoted comment freely and naturally with ac London, It pays better than type- fouud it.” doctor showed that It was 50 per cent to the Interests of Christian Endeavor quaintances and strangers alike. No Once at least the great seal has been stronger than any known alcohol. one knows how I envy them; how 1 writing. A visitor to the kennels of in the United Provinces. at the bottom of the Thames and Four milk tins full given to a pig pro- the Dogs' Protective league deaerila-s The playing of golf on Sundays is resolve to pattern after them, and how would be there today but for a lucky ductal death In half an hour. This poi- practiced to such an extent that in a my good resolves take flight the mo the scenes there as resembling those in accident, it was in 1688, when the sonous stuff is taking the place of Kaf certain parish in England, it Is said, ment I enter a room tilled with guests. any of the large hospitals for human second James was fleeing from Eng fir beer and is exterminating the popu the hour of services has been changed The excitement seems to intoxicate me beings. Fair female nurses attend to land and the Prince of Orange to lation on the coast. Whole kraals. In to suit the convenience of players. and at once I become flippant, if you every want of the ailing dogs, which France, In company with Sir Edward cluding women and little children four The penny in the slot machine is not will excuse the expression, or, as the are encased in swadding clothes on Hales. He bad Intended to take the HALF FALSE JEWELS. years old, have been seen reeling by any means a modern invention. In drunk, said the speaker, and the scenes girls terip it, giddy. Away go my couches. When convalescent the dogs great seal with him, but as he was How One Diamond Makes Two Kach the old Egyptian temples devices of AKTER DISTB1BUTINO CIGARS NYK WALKED have the run of their ward. An offi being rowed from Lambeth to Vaux- of debauchery which followed cannot as Ilia as Ibe Original. orr. this kind were employed for automat common sence ideas and 1 am ]>ain- cial of the hospital says: “Some of the hall, where horses were awaiting him, be described. fully conscious of my shortcomings. I lapidary wus splitting a dia- The ically dispensing the purifying water. taking more than a casual look at his canines have to lie nursed all night long another and better idea occurred to long to get in a corner and watch the Ile leaned forward with intent features he accepted the honors. He niotid. At Braintree, In Essex, England, a When Ibsen Writes. or they would tear away their clothes him. He would fling the seal Into the was shown over the town and given brows, Ills tiny machine buzzed like farmer has boiled a bushel and a half pisiple around me as they move and river, and that would place it once for On Ibsen's table beside tlie Inkstand and do themselves any amount of a bee. A delicate and shining dust of dead rats and given them to his pass in panoramic view. Here they all out of reach of bis enemy. So over every attention. was a small tray. Its contents were harm. ” Thousands of dogs have l>een arose. Even his love of a Joke, however, pigs. He says that mixed with bran are, now they are gone. I study the board the seal went, and for some Then suddenly everything was stilled, extraordinary—some little wooden carv and oats they are better than mutton sea of faces with intense interest and received in the hospital since it was weeks it lay there until by a curious would not permit him to punish an in and the diamond, split In halves, lay ed Swiss bears, a diminutive black dev broth. il, small cats, dogs and rabbits made I am happy. The same confession must opened. Two veterinary surgeons su- chance It was picked up in a fisher nocent man any undue length of time. In the lapidary's white, thin hand. In investigating the cause of the sud lie made when it comes to the simple ix'rinteml the institution, which has a man's net and restored to the proper After he bad been shown everything “Out of one diamond,” he said, “I am of copper, one of which was playing a of interest and the questions that were den cutting off of the power of a street little evening entertainments at the staff' of trained nurses. A woman ap custodians. going to make two, and each of these violin. “What are those funny little The ludicrous frying pan adventure being asked him began to tax his im car at New Loudon, Conn., it was found Imines of my friends. Although at the plying as a dog nurse is taken on pro two will be ns big and brilliant as the things?" 1 ventured to ask. "I never agination beyond his knowledge of la befell it when in the custody of Lord that a woman's veil had become so en write a single line of any of my dramas latter places I can get off'quietly into a bation and ultimately graduates. Then Brougham. The chancellor had gone bor situations he grew most sympa original one was.” tangled about the trolley wheel as to unless that tray and its occupants are she goes out to attend dogs at their own As lie scraped up the glittering dust nook or corner with some friend who completely Insulate It from the wire. to Scotland for a short holiday-seeing thetic for the man who he Imagined before me on the table, I could not homes. She is taught how to prescribe was walking the station platform. Fi lie explained: write without them, 11 may seem An Interesting addition has been is equally as miserable as myself when for a sick dog, how to physic, diet and tliat lie could not take the seal on the "First 1 will make in paste an exact nally when tlie Joke on Mr. Debs be Rhine trip he longed for without put made to the collection in tlie museum in company and together we have a duplicate of each ot these two halves. strange—perhaps it is but I cannot clothe it. gan to make things too interesting for ting It in commission at great cost to of the Maine fish and game department fairly g<s»d time. 1 never go out to Then I will Join to the bottom of each write without them,” he repeated, himself—and be was a guest of the his impersonator Mr. Nye called a halt. “Why I use them is my secret."— in the shape of a finely mounted head spend an evening but what I pass He entered a cigar store and purchased genuine half Its artificial complement, of a spike horn deer. The head is in hours in dreading the ordeal. Now, Whisky Drinkers Decreasing in Size. dowager Duchess of Bedford at Rotlile- From Mrs. Tweedie's “Behind the making the Junction so carefully that some of Carolina's best and, returning teresting because there is but one horn, what is the matter with me, Polly, and Are tlie British as a race deteriorat murchus, where he kept his precious to the edge of the sidewalk, passed the no one will be able to perceive it. Fi Footlights.” charge in ills bedroom. One day the and that in the velvet. what is the remedy you would advise ing in physique? Doctors declare that nally I will mount these two half false young ladies of the house party took fragrant twisters among the commit Converted the Reporters. On the Peabody estate, In North Tar for this unpleasant state of affairs?” Each then nnd half genuine stones. — they are. Naval and military experts the seal from the bedroom and hid it. tee. An amusing feud between the bench rytown, N. Y., a clay deposit has been to be altogether genuine, will appear complain that the type of recruit for Brougham was desperate wlieu be dis After distributing the cigars very lib and the press has arisen In Melbourne, found worth, it Is declared, millions Easy enough answered, little friend. both services is of a lower standard than covered his loss and did not recover erally Mr. Nye walked off with the re Their paste foundations will not de according to the London Chronicle. One of dollars. The land was in the mar- tract in any way from their brilliance, mark that he “ supposed Mr. Debs was, it used to be. An examination into the You are a sensitive, shy little laxly and his peace of mind until the pretty of the local morning Journals alleged ket for years at $40,000, with no pur- awaiting them at the station.” Not till The owner of the big diamond will chaser. The discovery was made by a unfortunately very self-conscious. You causes shows that it is largely due to in thieves promised to lead him to it if he then did the committee realize the mis have two big diamonds. that tlie court hours were too short civil engineer who was surveying the imagine everybody’s eyes are on you, temperance. Of the 116,600 cases of in would consent to be blindfolded. "The making of fake Jewels,” the lap altogether and that public inconven take, and tlie members hurried back to With his eyes bandaged he was con land. every move you make is observed, and sanity at present in asylums, probably the station to find their own guest.— idary said, "Is an Interesting study. Do ience thereby resulted. Chief Justice An oak on the farm owned by George every word you utter you feelsounds as 11,000 male and 6,000 female cases are ducted to the drawing room, and there Indianapolis Sentinel. you know what the best fake pearls Sir John Madden read that statement he discovered the seal bidden in a tea nre made of? They are made of fish and staggered counsel by sitting until Brown in tlie town of Preston, Conn., clear and loud as a clarion note, when the direct or indirect outcome of alco scales silvery and iridescent fish scales <1 o’clock every day. A deputation of standing on the banks of Broad brisik, in reality you are speaking in so low a holic excess. Alcohol, Dr. Jones, who chest. So overjoyed was he at its re An Opinion of Greek*. (lasted on the Inside of bnlls of glass. barristers waited upon him and remon measures one foot from the ground tone that your companion has to be on is medical superintendent of the C’lay- covery that lie consented to the young General Louis Palma dl Cesnola, the twenty-three feet around, and it will the alert to catch the words. The rem bury asylum, believes to be devitalizing ladies’ suggestion that they should ad director of New York’s Metropolitan Tlie fish these sctilee come from is strated. lie replied ttint so long as the journ to the kitchen and celebrate the called in France the ablette and In public, as represented by the press, measure more in other places. It is edy is—don’t, think about yourself. not only to the individual, but also to Joyous event by making pancakes in museum, was talking about tlie crltl England the bleak. It Is smaller than considered that the court was consult some eighteen feet before you come to Forget you are existing, or in other the race. The community loses by its the seal, and thus, amid much laughter, cisms of great works of art that igno a minnow. Its scales must be picked ing its own ease he would continue to the limbs. rant persons make. words, try and make it agreeable for interference with the working power of the greatest emblem of sovereignty In sit late. He has already converted tlie The piercing of the first Hudson river "Everybody lias heard,” said Gener off by band, and only a small portion the whole world was actually used as a some one else who you perhaps have the skilled craftsman and the artisan, of them can be used. It takes IN,000 reporters. tunnel was completed in March. Tlie al di Cesnola, “ of the young woman pan in which to fry pancakes. The second tunnel, which Is parallel to the seen is suffering keenly from the same and the presence of the inebriate in seal, it should perhaps be mentioned, tourist from the west who said after nblettes, or bleaks, to yield a pound of Oysters (an Grow Skins. scales."—New York Telegram. jures the younger generation directly first, will proceed more rapidly, It Is malady that affects you, my dear. consists of two silver disks hinged to a scrutiny that lasted several minutes, New York scientists are much inter smaller in diameter, passes only by neglect and cruelty, and indirectly gether, so that when they are closed Well, if that's the Venus of Milo, ex- SeptiratiiiK Them. ested in the results of a series of ex through silt and lias a shield 70 per cuse me. ’ But we are perhaps not so 1 heard a lady reprove her daughter by evil influence and example. "In the old days, when the capital of they form a mold. Into which the wax, periments recently conducted by R. C. cent more powerful. It has advanced not long since for this timidity, and it green, red or yellow, as the case may familiar with the comment that a Alabama was located at Tuscaloosa, Scheldt which seem to show conclu at a rate of nearly thirty feet a day. Butte miner made on the Elgin mar- there was a good deal of open gam sively that tlie oyster, although natu be, is poured. Thus It would make not struck me as being almost cruel, still it College Girls Go Armed. Readfield, Me., boasts of a young at all a bad substitute for the common hies in the British museum, The mln bling at that seat of legislation,” said rally inhabiting a shell, can grow a hud the desired effect. All evening Some of the Wellesley College er studied these marbles for some time. a southern man. “It was the custom girl« or kitchen frying pan. ster six years old who has never learn skin If occasion requires. Then he muttered to his wife; ed to rend who will tell you, If you long this young girl had suffered, no are now carrying pistols. The author in those times for men of all grades of Many a time has the great seal been Experimenter Scheldt deprived oys " 'Them Greeks was curious fellers. society to risk their money at games ii ' the tin position punitioii one knows how keenly unless they are ities of the college have of late been con taken to the house of lords and broken ask him. by the shape anJ on the map. the mimes or >r the tlie counties of the same timid, shrinking nature. siderably alarmed by repeated visits to to pieces at the bar by the hammer of Sometimes I think they was civilized, of chance, and the lawmakers who ters of one of their shells and then ex of Maine and In the same way all the There was a buzz of many voices and the college grounds of numbers of very a sturdy blacksmith, amid the frantic and sometimes I don't.' “—Chicago gathered at Tuscaloosa were among posed them to pure light, with the re sult that tin* animals secreted pigment states in the Union and their capitals peals of rippling laughter that rang out tough-looking young men after night cheering of oolooking members. This Post. tlie best pntrons of the gaming tables. over the whole of their body. Tlie and also nil the countries of the old merrily, yet it was only a conglomera fall. These unwelcome visitors, it is was the fate of the seal which fell into “The proprietor of one of those re chemical, or blue, rays produced the Where He Drew the Sword. world. sorts, wishing to keep the state solons tion of confusing sounds to the jssir thought, come from Nantick and near the hands of the parliamentary army Professor E. G. Dexter of the Uni separated from the ordinary customers same pigment, but none was formed A military writer in a London paper girl, who met her mother’s disapprov by towns with the intention of “flirt on the capitulation of Oxford in 1646. versity of Illinois, whose interesting in of Ills place, put up a big sign in the when tlie oyster was subjected to red says that he was in Vladivostok a few ing glance every now and then, and Three years later the old parliamentary rays. On putting the bivalves in dark years ngo, where there were many who constantly dragged her out of the ing” with or searing the young women. seal, which represented Charles en vestigations have proved football to be apartment devoted to faro, poker, ness all pigment disappeared. a harmless game, is popular on account roulette and the like, which read: The girls have not flirted, but they Russian soldiers stationed, and lias had corner she had taken refuge in. The have been scared. And some of them throned on one side and riding on horse of ills geniality. After a certain foot “ 'Members of the legislature please a chance to carefully study the Japa back on the other, was similarly de Will Women Be Giants! nese soldiers in their home empire, and poor girl tried to appear cheerful and have armed for protection. So stirred stroyed to make way for the new seal ball victory Professor Dexter entertain take tlie tattle to the right: gamblers A Woman's periodical published in he says for physique, general bearing as though she was enjoying herself, but up are the authorities over the matter with Its view of the house of commons ed one nlgbt a group of students at his take the table to the left. It's hard to London is worried at the size of the and smartness the Russians compare it was a dismal failure. I happened to that they have forbidden the girls logo in place of the deposed sovereign. residence. A magnificent sword hung tell you apart.’ "—Washington Post. modern woman. “Whereas,” It says, poorly with the Japanese. be present the next morning when the out alone on the college grounds after Richard Cromwell's seal was broken over the tireplace of the library, ami during a space of silence Professor Germany*« Flrat Windmill. “a decade since the average size In One of the oldest printing presses In mother reproved her daughter for dark. by the hammer in 1659, and in the fol Dexter took down this sword and The first windmill In Germany was women's shoes wus 3, 5 being account existence was built at Boston in 1712 what she termed her awkward ls- lowing year the great seal of the com brandished it impressively. built at Wlndshelm. The Augustine ed specially large, 7 and 8 are now com by Thomas Draper. It was the first havior of the night befofe. “I was Woman 116 Years Old Ashamed 0! It. monwealth Itself was destroyed in the “Never will I forget," he exclaimed, monks at that place desired to build monly asked for, while the average press ever used in New Hampshire. At simply ashamed of you last night, Mar same way. “the day I drew this blade for the one such as they had seen In Italy, but size has become 5. The little glove has A widow who was admitted the that time It wns owned by Daniel garet,” she said to the girl, who had Once the seal was lost, by Charles II. the lord of the manor forbade them, de likewise grown Into a good sized hand other day into the Buda 1‘estli poor- In his flight from the fatal field of Wor first time." Fowler, but afterward came into the “When did you draw it, sir?" a fresh claring that the winds belonged to him. shoe. My lady’s hosiery has become las'll nerving herself up all morning to liouse gave her age ns 116. When her possession of John Melcher, the first cester, and once it was stolen by bur The monks applied to the bishop of bigger at the same time. In short, the state printer. It is now owned by a meet this trying ordeal that she knew birth certificate was examined it was glars from Lord Thurlow's bouse in man asked respectfully. “At a raffle,” said Professor Dexter. Utrecht, who promptly laid down the a.*erage girl of liSM could not wear any IV. must come. “ Do you think yourself of firm of press builders in New Jersey found that she was Uirti in 1788, her Great Ormond street, but It was re fundamental principle that no one hud article of apparel that fitted the girl of so much importance," she said coldly true age, therefore, being 116. When placed by a replica in the wonderfully —Chicago Record-IIerald. who keep it as a curiosity. any power over the winds of his dio 1874. And where, one now tremblingly In 1845, the earliest year for which and sarcastically as well, “that the asked why she had not given the right short time of thirty-six hours. The cese but himself. He gave permission nsks, is this to end?” Chief Juatlce Mnrnhali** Joke. exact figures are obtainable, our ex gaze of everybody in the rtsun is lieing date she replied that she was ashamed seal that was In use when George IV. to build the mill nnd It was erected In Chief Justice Marshall used to nar ports were valued at $106,040,111, and directed to you? If you were a great of lieing so old. It may la* a consola died was divided between Lord Lynd the closing years of the fourteenth cen- Kneouraarmrnt nt Population. our imports were $113,184,322. Our ex Isstuty, or if you were brilliant in eon- hurst and Lord Brougham, King Wil rate with great give a correspondence tion to some similarly afflicted to know liam IV. presenting one side to each | on a point of honor between Governor fury. ports passed the $200.000.006 mark In The latest scheme for the encourage rsiiiwm,-or so graceful or willowy lit' that tills ifcdy, b rail Borson, nas suf Giles of Virginia and Patrick Henn. A Pirre For Hi* »Off. ment of population in i rance is that of 1853, the $300,006,000 In 1860 and did your movements that one's gaze would fered from an affection of the heart for chancellor, mounted in a magnificent Sir—I understand you have called me a the Paris, Lyons and Mediterranean Rossini lived before the day of not exceed $400,000,000 until 1.871. Dur salver, and a similar present was made bobtailed politician I wish to know if it clal pleas for the dog, but he was suf Railway company, which has adopted ing all the years from 1845 to 1876 our naturally be riveted on you, then you 30 years. in later years to Lords Chelmsford and be true, and, if true, y»ur nv.-tnlng ficiently In advance of his time to rec- the following scale in the case of cm- Imports exceeded our exports In value, might have reason to believe that you Campbell and to Lords Selborne and W. R. GILES. -is .'..'m j-twaMr»: zsf all rj:ia...«XlW.094. - Gigiiiiic. Orgsr Fig -World ? - Ca.iMR.i' -OT- I’.--- e-c-td ■ fvnsy. «a'z’fcsi* ^r.. Tu liviiFy fepileiTr...... ur.ilZ'i thaxquaJlty. ,'L ptT til".?''.n«l'r-.. -i'Jr.Vil.”. Y.h.o.have Jorge families: Em lty of his own favorite beust. The Gen ployees whose wages do not exceed have exceeded our ini|s>rts every year, not of any more consequence than the Sydney (N. 8. W.) will shortly be purses in which tlie seal is supposed to Sir—I do not recollect having called you except 1888 and 1889. We now fro rest of the young jsviple who attend <lis|s>sHesaed of the claim of the largest be kept-exquisite specimens of art a bobtailed politician at any time, but tleman's Magazine says that the late 2.100 francs per annum and who have quently export gisxls of as much value these parties and who are sensible think it probable I have. I can t Bay Str Arthur Sullivan made Rossini's ac three children or persons to provide organ in the world, which has been needlework in white and gold—so many what I did mean, but if you will tell me quaintance In Parle. One morning, for will receive a gratuity of $t> per in a single month ns were exported In enough to know that they are not of fell to tlie lot of Lord Thurlow as per theirs by right of the magnificent in qulsltes that his good lady was able to what you think I mean I will tell you when Sullivan called to see him. he annum: for a family of four, $16; ot the year 1845. whether you are correct or not. enough importance to attract the atten found the composer trying over a piece five, $30; of six, $48; of seven, $70; of Sir John l'rlmrose at a recent ban tion of anybody in the risun unless they strument in the Continental hall. An make several sumptuous counterpanes PATRICK HENRY organ will l>e on view at the 8t. Ixiuis and bed hangings from them.—Pear —New York Times. eight. $82; of nine, $106. of music. quet nt Glasgow made reference to n make an effort to do so. You have exibition which will lie the biggest "What Is that?” asked Sullivan. new process for obtaining a complete son’s Weekly. “It's my dog's birthday,” Rossini re combustion of coal. He snld that the made a grievous blunder, and I trust thing of its kind yet built. If will con A Tl«r Watch. Mark Twain'« Argument. burning of the coni takes place In a you will never !.■ guilty again of mak sist of five practically distinct organs, The kHrapo He Wasted. A Mormon once argued isilygamy plied gravely, "and I write a little piece An English watchmaker has Just tin chamber surrounded by a wnter Jacket ing so unfavorable an appearance as will contain 14” sto|is and 10,U0(>4>i|>es, “Is there danger from fire here7” with Mark Twain. The Mormon in for him every year.” isbed makfng a tiny watch in the form separated from the boiler and that only you did last night.” “Oh, mother,” while the estimated cost is *KMl,0U0. "Oh. no," replied the hotel clerk. sisted that iMilygamy was moral, and of a shirt stud. Its dial Is two six Limited uuarai.trr, the gaseous products of combustion gas|ssl the |sK>r girl, turning w hite and "We are well provided with fire es he defied Twain to cite any passage Customer—1 think this is wbat my teenths of an Inch in diameter, and It Is are used for heating the boiler. Ac red by turns, “you know 1 never capes.” of Scripture that forbade the practice. daughter told me to get. You guaran to lie worn with two other studs. By The contested theory that pearls are cording to this new process, n steamer thought of ap|s*aring in that light. “I don't care a hang about that. How “Well,” said the humorist, “how about tee It to tie one of the populnr songs turning the upper stud you wind the would require less than one half of the You make me so ashamed, but I can due to a parasite in the oyster was first are you fixed for man escapes?"—Chi that passage tliat tells us no man can of the day? Music Dealer Yes. sir: watch, while by turning tlie lower one room now used for the boilers in order advanced by Fillippi in 1852. Several cago Post. serve two masters?"—New York Times. but, of course. I can’t ipiarnntee Its the hands are adjusted. not help feeling perfectly wretched to generate the same amount of pow recent observers hâve confirmed the popularity amoqg your neighbors after when I am out in company. I would Fatal Carloalty. er. and the weight of the heating ap Wot In Practice. view. Sartorial Diversion« your daughter has learned to,alng It.— much rather stay at home with a g>"«l "Pygmalion, dear,” asked (¿•latón paratus would also be diminished more “That man has studied political “I expected to find that suit done." (Tlleago Tribune. l««ik and let the othet girls go in my one day, "where did you find a piece than one-ha If. After |>eople have learned by experi economy." stormed the customer. place. You make me so ashamed of ence the proprieties of gasoline they of ivory thick enough to carve into a "Maybe so.” said Senator Sorghum, He Get. There. “Oh. well, here's the other suit <^un,” Forced to It. statue of my size?" myself. I know I create a very bud are'often not in a |s>sition to use the ex “but the injudicious way he spends bls «nid tlie tailor, who was a low wag. Pecksniff When the evil one starts Doso- I thought you were going to Pygmalion smote bls forehead with money at an election looks to me like impression, but I canflot help it. ” out to tempt me I always say. “ Get ■ nd who bad a bill in his hand. — Ruf- perience • • quit all your b0d habits? Dont I did. his fist. . political extravagance.”-eWasiiington falo Express. theg behind me. Satnn!" and he j?ets “ You Ball help 0, however, ” replied Iffit nobody recognized me. and I had Jo "Woman," he exclilmed, with a ter Star there Wiseman Yes. when Satnn starts begin again so people would know me her mother, “and what is more, you Tb»r Mansar tn Enr.p*. ________________ ______ o out to tempt you he usually does “get rible voice, "another question like that Didn't Work All 0100«. will just as soen as y<® lose the impres She—So you think t'^_: tlgit men are there.” doesn't h0? °Philadelphia Press. will upset the entire fabric of legend An Inwinn*tl*^i. o Customer A$e my clothes ready? sion that you «are so important that ary history.” • . -■ — — — ..I* He O Miss Trill I lo*e to hear 0 birds Tailor Not yet. sir. Cummer-But smarter tha% women, do you? Nothing but fear kept Galatea frrfln Some mon. but not all. 8tw- Well, •Ing Jac k Downright two® ii i So do you are the center of attraction, enjoy PjHi have been found among the you said you would have them done if telling the neighbors and exploding til® Ife •* ®m*y to lie a philosopher if you fte Old what men are smarter? Egyptian mummies and in the prehis I They never nttei ®t a piece beyond yourself as much gs the other girls.” •you worked all night, TWlor- But I whole story.-Chicago Ti*>une. • l'lie nifftlier, in s|s aki®gof the matter happeu to OWIR1 trust bache|yra Illustrated 4$lta. their tglllty. o toric caves of SwltztOind didn't work all night 0 O 0 • °0 o e o 0 0 0 G © 0 o 0 o o G G © 0 0 O 0 0 0 0 0 e 0 0° 0 0 0 0 O 0 . 0 0 0 « 0 0 * 0 • 0 0 o 0 0