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can do more in that way than any ON THE PAHIS CHANGE em LW SHORT STORIES CHOICE MISCELLANY other person I kna* of. A minister < Fl*««? aukio « the s«-v**««r Cesla can lalsir to save the soulRof the hu A Wuaderful Ulas Ksperl. AbuBt Three glllls« *■««<*. THE MANNER IN WHICH THEY ARE A lotrl llallruaS. man ra<* but it take» a physician to At the aeronautical dinner that John It may be said that a seat umdtig A railroad whom* trains uever stop FED BY THE WOEKERS. cure their isslily ailments. Brisben Walker recently gave in New the seventy (they call it a charge) costs throughout their journey is projected RUSSIAN WEDDINGS. York to Professor B. 1‘. Langley the <5— • “How Rlsiut t'iiristian science?” There Are Numerous Safrauards li talk during one course turni-d to wines. about 3,000,iJOU francs ($*iuu,uuo> or iu the plans of a Belgian scientist who The Fart the Hrldr'a Hroiher Mara the Hive to I’ravMe Again*! th Santoa-Duuiont d«-lar»*d his belief iu sometimes 2.500,000. tud a charge has recently pruptmed a new traus asked an interest«! listener. “Would In ike «ereaiony. Rdtulalalratio* «,< puliua Haaag—It the wine expert's power, and he told in eurns from fl to 15 per cent (net) u portation scheme. Tlie plan Is decided In no country in the world, says tlie “Do you lielieve in n ineariiation?” I not tliat figure in your treatment when Is llllrreat With Wasps. French an episode tliat supported his year, so tliat the annual profits ure ly revolutionary and aims to save the author of "Woolngs and Weddings In that was the question that «listurlssi reini'ariiation lias made you the eele- from $30.01)0 to $110,000, or more iu ex time consumed iu the case of ordinary The safeguards provided against the belief. Mauy Climes," is the tie between broth tlie serenity of tlie guests at an after- l>rat«l M. D. tliAl you desire above all "A friend of mine iu Normandy," he eeptlonul years. But these are usually railroads lu letting off slid taking on er and sister closer than it is in Rus iioou tea theotherday. If it bad come other things'?” “1 think < iiristian sei- administration of imi I sou to the despotic sia. The brother Is regarded as her to vot«« the negative side of tin- argu- enee m ill play a prominent ¡mrl in eur- oriental rulers are rudimentary com •aid, "has a superb wine cellar partic divided among several associates, for passeugers at stations. The new trains ularly noted for a bln of '73 Johaunis it rarely happens that an agent is the guardian equally with the futber anil ment which arose from this hmoeeiit ing the aches and pains and partfcu- pared with those which stand between berger that it contained. My friend sole owner of his seat. More often he as planned will cousist of cars pro as her protector even more. pelled by separate motors and will queens of the honeybee and such a In many districts when the groom quistion would havecarri«i tlie day i>y parly whete a great deal of the eom- fisk. Curiously enough, this is a phase gave a bouse party last year, and has paid for only half of it or a third work, says a writer ill Harrier'» W«*ek among the guests there wus au Eng of it and has three or fuur silent part comes to claim his bride her brother a gissl majority; still the affirmative I plaints come from imagination. You places liimself beside her and with a had such an ardent believer in reVicar- have no idea how many jieople have of the internal economy of the bee Usliman who posed as a connoisseur ners, who own the rest and who may ly, in the following manner: "When a stout stave or a drawn sword prevents nation who proved herself so aide a plwelt up«m their aches ami ¡tains until hive which appears to have escapist of wines. But our host, doubting him, aguin have subpartners, so that you station is approached the pussengers deteriulued to put bis powers to the will hear of a person owning an eighth und baggage for thut station ure mov«l tlie groom's approach. The twain of conversationalist and so up-to-date in I they can imagine they have got this, observation. Iu the British isles no poisouous test. or a sixteenth of a seat or even a thir- into tlie rear car, which is cut off Just ten engage In much poetical barter, in lier ideas tliat, to use an expnusion of I that and the other disease. Every med- "Accordingly one evening tiefore <lin- ty-second, these selng simple invest before the laiint Is reached. Tlie pas which tlie bride incites her brother to one of tlie guests, “she could almost peal advertisement they read tiny can honey is collected. If it exists the bees extort a goodly price for herself, her convince you black was wliite.” By praee like symptoms in their own ¡»Mir have learned lu avoid it. Probably Her be sent to a small shop tn the vii-o ments that carry uo rights or privi sengers desirous of boarding tlie train there is none, as the honey from at luge and got a quart of red wine for 2 lege« on the bourse. take tlieir places lu a car on a siding veil and her beauty. As to procuring a charge, the thlug at the station, which pr<K-e«*ds to the Upon the wedding day the groom using the above expression, "u|i-to-<late frail IsslieM. If anylssiy compliments least oue dangerous plant, the deadly francs. This wine was served to the has none of tlie Stock Exchange sim tiuiiu track at full h | h * c <1 and catch«*» comes to her parents’ bouse and claims in lier ideas,” I mean tliat »lie had phern upon looking the ¡ilctureof health nightshade, is harmless. Ivy honey English guest. “ 'What do you think of it?’ said the plicity, where the main requirement tl,e passenger train, to which it b* l111* bls bride. Then there is a touching lit studied theosophy ami show«! a know!- I they are on the. verge of tears, iHs-ausc would be the most suspicious of any for getting a seat is to be able to pay pil'd and tile pasaeugers und baggage tie bit of ceremony, one of those pretty edge of t'iiristian science, mental sci-phey l«H>k Is'tter than they feel ami no- gathered ou a large scale, and It only host. "The Englishman tasted It, tasted it for it. Here a candidate uiUHt be a transferred. Those for the next sta human comedies which are called "emp elice, etc., and was, as she termed it, apKsly, not even tlieir own relatives, exerts, so far us observation goes, a slightly laxative effect on the digestive again, sniffed it carefully. • Frenchman and at least twenty-five tlun are then received, and in turn the ty shews and forms,” but are written firm believer in tlie “occult science of liave any syin|>athy forthem.” organs. Although in this country no " ‘Excellent,’ he said. 'Delicious. It years old. He must have served four ear Is duly dropiH*d. The scheme is in warm, tender emotions. tlie present age.” Site threw a bomb I --------- poisonous honey is known, it is met years in certain forms of business. He umst fantastic und at present Impracti The maiden kneels before her parents into tlie little group of non-believers I hen tliat time comes I inqs' I with in other places, notably In Asiatic is your famous '73 Johanuisberger, is it must be personally acceptable to the cable, yet it must be admitted thut and asks them to pardon lier for any wlien she held that those who did not I u not? ’ reincarnated into a Susan B. “ ‘It is a vile mixture that I bought agent from whom he woukl purchase many of tlie elements uecessury, such and every offense toward them of believe in reincarnation were narrow- pYuthony, and I k - able to show the Turkey. It wus in this region that Xenophon's soldiers were polsdned from a cheap shopkeeper for 2 francs,' the seat and often to his family, in as the separate motors, which can lie which she may ever huve been guilty. cluding the ladles. He must be passed controlled together or individually, are They lift her up mid kiss her; then they minded and still groping tlieir wayp?ral‘*> n*an, that tlie uomen are just 2,300 years ago by honey from the was the reply. , lev,'r- j“Ml “ <,l»»l sight Azelia pontica, a plant which still "Hereupon we all laughed loudly at upon by the seventy with formal vot already develop«!.” together offer her bread and salt, which as helplessly as the people of the dark signifies that while they live they will ages. There was a storm of protest, and p,l°re rertn«l than tlie men, who ¡Marxist flourishes hi Armenia. So»e centuries tlie Englishman. But he, though dis ing, as if he were joining some select club, which he is. There must be no The Specialised Mechanic. not see b«r luck the uvcessurles of lite. the litll.. l^iy m«tM«l tier statement *'• putting up a lairrh r to woman suf- later a Roman army suffered similarly, comfited, was not convinced. When she leave* rne house its door somewhat and then went on to explain prnKl‘- lalk about Is'ing a renown«! but less severely, there being no “ 'If I could see that shopkeeper,’ he stain on his business record and no Is the multiplication of machinery deaths. slur on his personal character. A can is left open to signify that she may re her ideas. She believed there was no i’hysician. You couldn't hold a can- murmured. 'There may be some er-, milking specialists of workingmen In The precaution of compelling the ror. I could never make such a mis didate wus rejected recently for bad turn when she will; that her girlhood’s greater proof of reincarnation than the p'*u **> my greatness, for I would I k * restricted lines? Is it tending to put cook to est n portion of every dish, habits and another for no fault of his the old time versatile mechanic out of home is still hers. thought coming into one's miml of piken«l with Susan B. Anthony and a which is the usual safeguard of des take.' "And accordingly the shopkeeper own, but tiecause his brother hud been business? some incident which came indistinctly pew other shilling lights as the email potic rulers, or the still more primitive WILD LIFE OBSERVATION. anil almost like a dream and of which ' ¡palof of women. Think of tlie wom- plan of giving the first helping to a was sent for, and our host before all of concerned in questionable transactions. “ixiok at the carpenter's trade,” says us asked him where he had got that With all this favorably settled there is Egbert Watson in the Engineering little dog, can be eluded by a clever still needed the approval of the minis Musi <>r Is See Either More or Les. it was utterly iimxiHsible to fix the v,‘ froniJ tlle ‘'r'idle up to the silver- wine. Magazine. ''It is no longer necessary ter of finances arid tlie sanction of tlie for the carpenter to plow out mold ' 1 quiyns of .......................... I, who Borgia by having only one half of a Thau the Truth. date or unravel tile tangle of confused | '■ >'air«l the household, "The man paled and trembled. Good observers are probably about as ideas connected with it. “Tliat, my would s|K*ak of me witli a thrill of joy bird or pastry poisoned. In a wasps' “ 'I admit my guilt,’ he said, •I ad- head of the government—Cleveland ings and house 'trim' generally. Mills rare as good poets, Accurate seeing, friends,” said tlie believer in tlieoccult, iistlie“eimuieipator.” .Tlielittle wom nest each forager on returning pro mlt that for some time past I liavu Moffett in Century. supply such details at a tithe of the ceeds directly to the queen and offers been buying all my red wine from an eye that takes in the whole trutli an laugh«] merrily, while the rein- expense and of uniform quality “ never happened in this life as you now refreshment. Consequently the queen and nothing but the truth—how rare A RICH GOLD MINE. throughout. Sashes and blinds, doors, carnationist frowned ami remark«!, is sometimes destroyed by slowly act your butler.’ know it, but at some time in your pre Indeed it is! Bo few ¡M*rsons know or "An investigation showed that it winding stair treads, transoms, every “There -was really loo much levity ing poison. Further as regards wasps, vious existence; in other words, when can tell exactly what they Hee; ho few was the famous ’73 Johannisberger For Several Years Kaser Fortune thing required in a bouse almost, is de now-a-days when it came to sacred it is observed that when any larva? Seekers Worked Over It. persons can draw a right Inference you were somebody else. Every time bln that had been robbed.” livered at the carpenter shop ready to A tale is told of a rich gold mine iu hang. The same is true of boiler mak from an observed fact; so few persons tin* body dies the spirit, like some I khu - I »»bjects.” “We’ll adjourn to the din- not recently fed perceive the queen re ceiving food they become restless. If tiful butterfly, leaves the chrysalis and p n K' l ' ,M,ln i ’ said tile hostess, “ ami liven Idaho witli a ledge of ore which once can keep from reading their own ing. lietails of all kinds that formerly When Wilton Spoke l'p. thoughts and preconceptions into what enters into another being, cadi new | ourselves up witli a cup of tea, iced or nearly grovn they wtig their heads in The wife of Wlltou Lackaye, the ac extended above the surface of the had to tie hand made can tie purchased a 'suggestive way, which plainly con they see. Only a person with the scien creation or reincarnation being for tlie hot, according to each individual's tor, is ever anxious that her husband ground in a clear, solid ridge several in open market. With the advent of tific habit of uiind can lie trusted to better and leading you step liy step into taste. 'Tis the cup tliat cheers lint veys a demand for a share. Each should be satisfied with her purchases. feet high and entirely distinct from the hydraulic flanging the most difficult forager after feeding the queen gives surrounding formation. This ledge was report things us they ure. Most of us a more perfect state. Look about you does not intoxicate.” And, verily, tlie the balance of Ills load direct to the Consequently when she wished to buy long and unbroken and lay directly and critical work the boilermaker had in observing the wild life about us see to execute by band is now delivered a new hat Just before leaving New whole assemblage felt the need of it. nurses. more or see less of the trutli. We see and on all sides you see some genius or York she hauled the protesting Wilton across tlie course which hundreds of as per blue print furnished exactly to talented man rising head and shoulders In the case of the honeybee one pos prospectors tixik every year to reach less when our minds are dull or preoc dimensions. All this is of benefit to sible reasoti vliy no virulently poison with her to the milliner's. . other gold fields. This obstruction of every one except the man who lias to BRIEF REVIEW. cupied or blunted by want of interest. above other men of liis kind—men who The milliner being engaged, an as ous honey reaches the hive may bo rock, the great value of which was sell manual dexterity.” This Is true of most country people. have had tlie same advantages in life tliat the insect foolish ■ enough to col sistant showed Mrs. Lackaye some long unknown, was too liigli to be sur We see more when we rend file lives of but who are feeble in intellect, in Iiusi- Taught Boys to Smoke. lect any would probably die, as tlie so mounted by pack animals, so the pros the wild creatures about us In the light Hess success, etc. Why is tills’? Sim- How the Jap. Hecord Time. At first sight tlie recent agitation fur called honey »ack Is really a stomach peetors cut a trail directly tlirougli it. of our human experience and impute ply I kn - husc tlie genius lias been rei li The Japanese divide the twenty four For several years these eager gold seek to the birds and beasts human motives earnatisi until lie lias reached tios legislation to prevent tin* sale of tobacco in which a preliminary digestive proc ers passi'd backward and forward over hours into twelve periods, of which to Isiys seems to show a state of atl'airs ess proceeds. Tills is proved by tin* and methods. This is too often true of stage of perfection, and the men who previously unknown. Tliat such is not polariscope, which shows tliat, while this trail in search of gold mines. One six belong to the night and six to the the eager city man or woman who Hill night a prospector camping near this day. their day beginning at sunrise mid Iles out into the country to study na- envy him his brilliant career do not tlie ease, however, is shown by a story the nectar of tlie flowers is pure cane know tliat lie has lieen ages reaching of tile closing years of tin* seventeenth sugar, or levulose, tlie substance in the l«lge of rock picked up u bit of it and ending at sunset. Whether the day or ture. from force of habit took It to a creek night be long or short, there are al The tendency to sentimentalize na this ¡Klint, where he is ees|K*ct«l, ad- century as related by De Rochefort, the hive cells is sucrometrically half dex near by anil washed it. Then he exam ways six periods in each. ture has in our time largely taken the mired and even hated by a few of the | French traveler. During liis visit to trose and half cam* sugar. Dextrose is To attain this the characters or nu invert sugar, a coarse variety of which itied the stone, and, to his great aston place of the old tendency to demonize lower order of mankind. They don’t Worcester, Eng., lie records lie was is tin* glucose of commerce. Forager ishment. he found “colors" in it bits merals on the scale of their timepieces and splritlze. It Is anthropomorphism try to reason it out for themselves but of sparkling gold. Tlie prospector does are adjustable. Two of them are set, in another form, less fraught witli evil are satisfied to lielieve Unit he inherited asked by liis guide if it was tin* custom bees returning to tlie beehive place tlie not mistake gold when he sees it. He one to agree with the sunrise, the oth to us, but equally lu tlie way of a his brilliant mind or liis genius or tliat in France, as in England, that when half digested product known as honey is not deluded by iron crystals or bits er with sunset, and the four charac clear understanding of the life about lie was born under a lucky star. 1 children went to school they carried in in tlieir storeroom witli other honey. of mica, as tlie "tenderfoot” frequent ters between them divide the space tlieir satchel witli tlieir books tlieir This mixing would have the effect of us.—John Burroughs iu Century. don’t doubt for a minute but tliat the ly is. The gold sparkle is dearer and into equal portions. Thus when the pipt*s and tobacco, and tliat, at a stated attenuating a poisoned load should such be brought in. spirit of Byron has been reincarnated brighter than tliat of any other miner period of daylight is longer than the Burns an n Musician. hour, tlie master smoked witli them, Foraging bees never feed tlie queen al, and it is tlie same in sunshine and night tlie day hours will lie proportion A very large number of Burns' ini into one of tlie silver-tongued orators “teaching them how to hold tlieir ately longer than those nt night. An- shadow. mortal songs were written to match of tlie day, possibly into some great pi)H*sand draw iu tlie tobacco.” There or young larva*, but they give a mouth ful or two to drones in passing. Just Tlie prospector, tremendously excit other peculiurity in their scale is that music that was already popular. Speak preacher who has hurled the truths of ed, broke off more pieces of tlie l«*dgv they use only six characters, those Ing of such composition, he says him religion in eloquent phrases from the is ample corroboration that this is no before sealing for the metamorphosis and found more of it bearing free gold. from 4 to it, and those read backwurd self. ‘To sough the tune over and pulpit and held vast congregations en 1 | mere idle tale, says theC'hicagoTribune. workers and drones ure fed witli honey Then lie located Ills claim, and tliat instead of forward. over is the readiest way to catch tile thralled witli his convictions. This \\ lint may I k * eall«i the golden age of mixed witli pollen. Not so tlie young was tlie beginning of a rich mine. Yet smoking was reached in tlie reign of queens, who only get u further supply Inspiration and raise the bard into may be said of every great man amt Queen Anne. For over it century tlie of tlie redigested milky substance for years tin* sagest of prospectors had Wrote to Mr. Hume. that glorious enthusiasm so strongly woman. Don’t think for u minute tliat use of tobacco had gradually lint stead known as chyle, which is tlie suste passed over this trail through the cut A popular British weekly has just characteristic of our Scotch poetry.” in tills ledge, never suspecting its val disiiivereil tlie existence of a novelist On another occasion be refused to tlie talented mid successful man gained ily increased in popularity among the nance of all lnrvn* indiscriminately dur ue, although by its very prominence it mimed J. Ferdmore Cooper and writes write for an unfamiliar air, Haying liis high standing simply by being born people of England. From tlie end of ing the first three days of tlieir exist ence. During tlie chrysalis stage there seemed to invite inspection. — Leslie's of his “Pathfinder" as the work of a that until he was master of a tune lie under a lucky star; such tilings don’t Queen Aline’s reign until tlie last thirty is no feeding. It is tlie business of a Weekly. promising author. A Ixindou daily is never could compose for It. A recent happen, although speaking in all seri writer has shown that Burns was far ousness, I do lielieve tliat tlie planets years or so tlie practice of snuHing tlie gang, distinct for tlie time being, to ea better informed and ironically observes that Mr. Cooper is "now well over his more of a practical musichi n than is ali'eet our lives to more or less extent, herb usurped tlie place of tin* pipe ter for tlie queen und young. They MONKEY’S JOKE. bring tlie food from the stores and sub generally supposed, He was familiar lint it is lieing reincarnated over and among tlie cultured, though smoking hundredth year” ami is engaged on mit it to tin* digestive process referred It Gave Him n Good Dinner, While another book which, us at present ar never lost its hold upon tlie working with hundreds of Scottish national over again tliat makes the perfect man. ” It startled tbc Cook. to, after which it Is regurgitated to airs, and his letters to his publishers classes. ranged, will be entitled, "Tlie Last of supply the needs of the queen and I remember in a description of In the Mohicans.” Americans, however, often contained precise Instructions on young larva*. The attendants ure nu dia or Ceylon some forty years ago a need not lie in luiste to jeer, it is not What He Meant. purely musical details. “How do you account for flowers of merous, and each supplies only a mi hats and quoted their prices. Then 1 story of an Englishman who had a very long siuee a school superintendent A Kentucky distiller tells this story t the same family or variety being so nute quantity. The queen bee is so the milliner herself took the customer monkey. Looking out of his window in a thriving town of tlie middle west Nameg of Anlnialn. I at tin* ex|ieuse of Justice Harlan of the constituted that her digestive system is In charge, and a more minute inspec one day, he saw his cook getting a wrote to a historian mimed Hume to The names for the camel are vari h nucli finer than others planted in the WuPr‘‘"‘e They capable of assimilating only the pre tion of lier wares ensued, while Mr. fowl ready for boiling, while tin* mon ask him to make some changes in his ous, but tlie oldest seems to lie gum same iK-d?” ask«l a doubting sister. al, or the "beast with tlie hump,” “For instance, you buy a packet of "T f“llow-giu*ste at a reception in pared food of chyle. She will die in a Lackaye looked on as helplessly ns any key lay on tlie ound shamming history of England which would fit it which has been thought to lx* a loan pansy seeii; all are plant«l at tlie same B I I \\ ashington, and the hostess rallied tew hours on a comb containing honey, other man in tin* same circumstances. dentil, and :• party of crows stood at a for classroom use. Later lie expressed Finally it came to a choice between little distance divided between tlie de some surprise tliat ills politely worded word from Semitic speech, but which, time and transplanted when they are tlie Justice on liis failure to drink more although kept at the temperature of two hats, and Mrs. Lackaye said: lias no true Semitic derivation. An ready. Some of them throw out a than one gliws of punch. He replied the hive. sire for the kitehen offal mid tlie fear request had elicited no reply. Spring "Let me see—what is the price of of tin* possibly shamming monkey. field Republican. Thus it would appear that tin* safe other loan word is the name nb, or that as a Kentuckian lie felt disloyal to wealth of green leaves and very indif this one?” hah, for the elephant, which occurs One crow more adventurous than the drink liis other than straight, adding guards are: "That is $35. madam,” replied the rest came within tlie magic distance First.—A bee collecting poisonous in Tamil, in Sanskrit, in Egyptian and ferent (lowers; others givs you sweet, tliat just then lie was out of tlie genu War New* al Nantucket. honey would probably die before milliner. in Semitic speech, lint which was prob fragrant pansies, but they are small and was instantly in tlie clutch of the Nowhere in this country will war "Why, your assistant told me the monkey. At tlie same moment the obly Invent«! in or near India. Tlie ami insignificant and even common. ine tipple at home. Tlie distiller that reaching the hive. Second.—If one succeeded in deposit price was $30,” remarked Mrs. Lack . < ook. lim ing finished trussing tlie fowl, news be watched for more eagerly than names for the horse are n-ll very vari Maylie out of tin* dozens of mns I you evening tek*gra|>li«l to liis manager, down on the Island of Nantucket, ac ous, agreeing only In tlieir derivation have sown one magnificent velvety wlio sent tlie Justice a ease of hik best. ing poisoned honey, the circumstance aye, with some surprise. I put it into the pot and went away. "Well, some one was absent from from riHits meaning "to run" or "to pansy turns its quaint little face to the Next Sunday the two men met in the that it did so would prove the poison Tlie monkey pluckisl his crow as he cording to the Buffalo Commercial. to be not virulent, and its mixture rehearsal,” explained Mr. Lackaye to had Just seen the cook pluck tlie fowl, There ure two score of old sea captains be speedy.” Tlie taming of tlie horse sun throwingall tlie other pansies into church, of which Mr. Harlan is a dea s«*ems only to have occurred in a time witli other honey in the storeroom his wife sotto voce. I took the fowl out of tlie pot. put tlie in that locality retired for a decade, yet con. Tin* distiller was coming down of early civilization, long after tin* tin* liackground. What would you say tlie steps when tlie Justice call«! to would still further attenuate the poi I erow In and retired with his exchange, half of them at least know every inlet separation of tlie various Asiatic about thia royally beuutiful Hower— him, “That was splendid.” Then, re son and render it harmless. This is A "Hunch" That Was Profitable. i When tlie cook came back mid saw tlie of the Asiatic coast as well uh they do tliat it hail I h - cii reincarnated, or just stocks.- Scottish Review. the stage at which the product be One of IL C. Fahnestock's custom fowl left preparing for his master's their own little island. Having little clianc«l to be a gem of tlie garden?” membering where in* was, lie added comes human food. It has, as stated er« came into the broker's office dur luncheon turned black lie was, as may else to do. they keep posted on the Th«- Mistress Was Foralrlna. “in a ease of that kind I should treat hastily, "Tlie sermon, I mean, of above, occurred that poisoned honey ing a phenomenal rise lu cotton in a I m * supposed, struck black with terror news of the day. Not in the war office A Bostou man tells of a colon*«! maid tliat magnificent pansy of yours very course.” has passed both these lines of defense. terrible hurry. Cotton was booming at tills manifest intervention of tlie in Washington will the Russian-Japa nese conflict be more closely followed who came home about two hours inter gently, very lovingly, for I should feel Third.—Should the honey be still del toward the high mark. '. evil one.—London Spi*ctator. An Engine the Size of a Watch than in Nantucket. than she ohght and burst out to her eterious the alimentary attendants of the "See here, Fahnestock, ” said it liixl rcach«l a stage of |H*rf«‘tion in mistress: Tlie marvel of the national Autolsiat the queen would first suffer, and only man with the hurry on, "I’m not su- Shorthand Pioneer, “Oh, missus, I'« got ’llgion; l's got tlie flower line, and in 4tie next era the exposition, it is said, was a new steam those bringing wholesome food would perstitlous, but I want you to close out Canadian Millionaire*. That the ancients were thoroughly imprison«! spirit would I k * incarnated Tigion!" I .ord Strathcona, tlie Camidliin high luigine invent«! by a man named reach her, ns a struggle for the privi my line of cotton and put me short a conversant witli shorthand Is an nn “Very well,” said the mistress; "I'll into something higher and better, ) ks «- I W«*ks, from Canada. Mr. Weeks, lege of feeding her majesty Is continu few thousand bales. I've got a doctor disput«] fact. It subsequently became commissioner in London. has. according forgive you this time, but don't let it' sibly into some human being.” "Tliat tinkering at my nose, and tills morning a lost art until revived or rediscover«! to Mr. James Lumsden in Ills work says a New York dis|>atcli, lias a six- ally lu progress. happen again.”- Boston Record. Fourth.—Should the stores puss the is all very pretty, but I don't Is lieve horse* jiower steam engine tliat is aisiut three safeguards before mentioned lie kept pushing tlie cotton up higher toward the end of tile sixteenth cen "Westward," a fortune estimated at no one word of it,” continued tlie doubter. and higher. He hurt so that it gave tury. At tills time there lived William less than $125.000,000. Lord Mount tin* size of a dollar watch. It is made there is still another—viz, tliat each inc n hunch that I CouldD't stand for Ln« r‘*n'->*, who died in 1U21 amt was Stephen, who commemvj lift <u> a pin An OvrrNlfght. "I snp|H>se you would sa.v that I’atti. "Why doos Mrs Clubwomen tool: s„ of okl ix.iler tiibmg, and is applied to a one of the queen’s attendants feeds its going any higher.” burled Iu tlie doister of Westminster necr in western Canada, is wortli $75,- witli that silvery flute in lier tlir<mt, •ad ?” ten-inch circular saw, which cuts her only for a second nt a time, and Fa linestock protested, but the im abbey. There tin* visitor may rend tils IMIO.OOO, ami Mr. Ross of Montreal is was oiii e a nightingale, or she might “The world's injustice to woman has through cypress or oak several inches thus slie would never get a sufficient petuous customer stuck to his polut epitaph, which includes tin* following the ¡HiHsesHor of a like amount. Mr. liave I kvii tlie spirit of tlie reetls that just struck her forcibly again.” Reid, known in Canada as Czar Reid, thick-. A flfty-horae power engine, if quantity to affect her seriously. Tlie against all argument. Three day« later lilies: tune up in tlie imagination at tli<*ap-| “How was that?” qjiccn s»hv'ysi.ct> ths. .’«**’•» am! “i<* "h<* wrote, his Hower In prime Is' uecreilltisl with it fortune of $50,- "8he -iiiipiii'-.icd vo llniik diht .'Martini prom ii'of tin* wimi." "Now you are math* <*f t'h-kcl «tee-!, Mr. W;*.-!> - ays, competition to feed her so great tliat t!*e trasit <v»ii,c. avici Pvitiirr-inoek s viis- blioriiiniin did fade. Washington isn’t called the ‘mother of getting cynical, my friend, but I dare could Is- held in a Isiy’sliaml or I k * car- she Is continually bringing fresh bees tomer clos<*d out his deni witli such And hasty death short hand of him hath 300,000. profitable results tliat tlie broker uow ried in tlie |ioeket of a sack coat. made. her country.'"—Cincinnati Times Star. say von will vet Is-lieve in reinearna In front of her, from which position insists tlie customer owes to ths phy Millions In Caltlvation of Rosea. alone food cun be administered. No tion ns mill'll as I do. At first tlie idea slclan who gave him his "hunch” a Tennyson an«« Hrnwnlng. In the growing of cut flowers the Addrndsm. Quick Postal Service. worker bee would think of jostling; bigger fee thun any tipster ever before As tin* world know'». Rolicrt Brown greatest advances have I mn - ii made witli Kwoter—He thinks lie's still youth was just as distasteful to me, but grad In any large city of Germany n s | k - every one gives way to the queen. received. ing and Tennyson were always tin* roses. carnations and violets. Tb«*n* ful. Well, you know the old saying. ually I have come to acknowl«lg<* it. einl delivery card or stamp, costing less Uneasy monarchs and others' may best of friends, and there was never a are now annually sold in tills country •There's no tool like an old fool." than eight cents, w ill cause a message find some suggestions In these ar Giving Him it Hint. shade of rivalry on either side. 'A mu $0,000,000 to $7,000,000 worth of cut Newltt—Yes. and when an old fool “When I am reincarnated again I to Is* shot by tills* anywhere in tl.e rangements for securing their safety. He—I suppose you bold tliat a man tual friend once asked Browning roses. This represents something like dyes his whiskers there's noliody fooled Probably they will decide to take tlieir whether he did not tlilnk that Ten 100,000,000 or 125,000,000 flowers. Tlie should never«deceive his wife? trust 1 will find my place in life—in city. A messenger will carry it from but the old fool.—Philadelphia Press. She—Oh. no I wouldn’t go as far as nyson'» ballad of "Tin* Revenge" owed growing of roses us an Industry has de- fact, the ¡»isition I desire mist-that is tlie ]M>int of reception to tin* receiver chances rather than avoid risk by liv ing on food which has previously twen that. How would it I m * possible for rtn Its inspiration to liis own bnlEd of veloiM-d especially lu tlie vicinity of our He Knew the Distance. to lie a great ami renown«! physician, ami will wait for an answer. Message Asked how far off lie thought heaven one whose name will go ringing down and answer in Berlin take about two digested by subjects, however loyal.— average man to get a wife If lie didn’t "Herve Riel.” "No," he answerel; largest cities, such as New York, Chi Scientific American. d«N.*tva her?—Boston Transcript. “Tennyson’s inspiration is all liin cago and Philadelphia.-World's Work. was, the old colored brother replied, through ages to eoniA witli a .record of hours. own.” Honah on the Lawrera. "Hit ain't no furdcr ilnti I kin fly ef I remarkable cures. I don’t want to Soft uo«l Softer. They have a way of settling lawsuits got faith enough ter git de wings en de Always keep a telephone in got I His Star«. "How beautifully soft it is!" he unir- A Mercenary I’re «erenee. devil don't net fire ter 'em on de way!" simply go down into my grave witli working order in every; corner of y<Mr In India that it would la* well to copy mured, laying his hand on her “Your son is going in for literature. I glorious nothing to recall my name when years "She despised him because Ills here, according to pa r- understand.” —Atlanta Constitution. the Springfield Re- white arm. have rolled away except the marble home—it is so convenient for your publican. When a dispute arise« over ent« were poor, but honest." “Yes, and he's made nn excellent "How less beautiful, but, oh. so friends. "No," «aid Miss Cayenne; "»lie didn't the ownership of land two boles are tombstone on which the lichens have The Blnnblna Girl. much softer!” she tenderly repll«l, lay despise him. I>ut »lie preferrisl a niau start already. He went to miction tills You may know if a girl likes you by to I m * sera|Kti away to read the name, morning and bought n secondhand Love, like a dynamite fuse, is often dug near together and the two opiHis- ing lier jeweled hand on ttie top of liis wbone parents were neither."- Wash writing dt«k very cheap.”—Exchange. Ing lawyers nicely plnnted tip to their venerable head. the way she behaves when you meet the date of birth, the death and ‘rest most lucky when it f^iils to work. ington rtt.ir. waists. The first one to become bitten her. Don’t l»v taken In by the mere in peace.’ That quiet ending to an un o by a bug or becomes so exhaust«! that Her Vorntlon. fact that »he change» color. Girls do eventful life does not suit, me at all. I The Happr Fatare, It is astonishing how much rest pec- he bus to lie exhumed loses the case Which Far Worse. that froa a thousand different causes, am ambitious, I want to soar, I want to Tess—Why, Miss I'ppisch’s grand Mrs. Waggles Everything we have Williamson Doe» your wife always ple with nothing todo seem to*|ee<l. for his client. Tills does away with mother was tnarely a servant girl, and there is no reason why »he should here in the bouse is so old it is shabby. I k * st......Issly and have a name lielifnil unnecessary talking and adds an in wasn't «he? Jess—Oh. no. Indeed! Miss have tlie last word? Hendersd* Well Waggles — Have a little patience, my be tn love with you merely b<*cuuse f she do«Bii ’ t. old fetfnw, she looks it me. I want to help humanity, mid al In all countri» more marriages take teresting eleiuent of chance to tlie •he blushes. Health. Uppisch »ays she was a “household dear. When they get a little older they kinart Set. clever and widely celebrated physician I ptaee in June tknn in any other month. game. speelall A”—Philadelphia 1'ress. will be antique.—Judge. BANDON ItEtORDEIi. HONEYBEE Ijl'EENS.