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j PHIL of THE 1 HOLLOW By SHAN BULLOCK Cocirl M. 1903. b Aocricaa Prtu AuocUUoa jNE morning in June I sat by the p wj window of u third class car- If! riage looking out upon a mot i Kv crowd that had gathered from Meath hills upon the platform of Oldtowu station to see the last of a party bound for the States. Listlessly I sat watching aufd wait ing, when of a sudden two yokels broke their way across the platform, wrench ed open the door, blundered into my carnage anil look their places in the farther corners. Their boorish ways nettled me. The crash of hobnails upon my ftot roused me. I turned in wrath. "Permit me to say that you've come to the wrong carriage," I said in with ering tones. "This is third class, only third class. The tirsts are waiting for you higher up." No word came from the corners, not n move or sign. My blood thickened, and I was proceeding with a brutal ref erence to cattle trucks when right at my elbow a voice interrupted mine through the open window. "Xed! I say. Ned! Is it ye? Ye hear me over there? Xed! I say, Xed!" It was a bent old man. In gray frieze and a beaver hat, that spoke. Shrilly, almost tienely. he spoke and sent his voice through mine across the carriage. callin; Xed! 1 say. Xed!' Xo answer came to him from either corner, but silence might not batlle his importunity. Again and yet again he called, his voice rising fiercer and shrill er, and with that the youth in the op posite corner to mine turned his heavy face and spoke. "Can't ye see it's me?" he growled, his voice hard and sullen, his eyes glancing furtively. "What d'ye want?" The old man craned farther into the carriage. "What are ye doin' there, Xed Brady;" he shrilled. "What divil ment are ye up to now? Where are ye goin"? Answer me. sir!" "Ah, quit yer talk an' go home wi' ye!" came back. "What is it to ye what I'm doin?" "Hut it is to me. Isn't yer mother wild about ye? Wouldn't she be here this minute only for searehhf for ye? What are ye doin'. 1 say?" cried the ancient. Then, no answer coming, he clutched tighter at the window and con tinued: "Wherewere ye all last night? Why didn't ye come home to us. wait In yonder an' missin' our sleep? Shame on ye. Ned Brady, black shame on ye! Ve've been up to no good. Yer up to uo good now. Ye blaggard. ye blaggard! Come out to me come out. I say. be fore 1 bring thepolis! Come out!" cried the ancient in a voice that blent its tierce treble most strangely with the piteous sound of the emigrants' wail ing that now came from the platform, u heartbreaking sound pierced through by that passionate old voice. "Come out." it went, "come out, ye divil. be fore I bring the polis to ye!" It seemed to me. sitting there ob- ti.rwmt t li-i t :it the word the voilth'a face' Munched. Certainly he shrank in to his corner, cowered there a moment, then made as if to rise. But even as he gathered in his feet his companion bent forward, whisper ed to 1dm a word and turned his face. It was a cruel face, with thin lips and narrow black eyes. and. seeing it. the ancient drew back and raised his hands. "Phil Gara." said he. "Phil o the Hollow! Ye too!" "Aye-me too. An' what of that Micky, me son?" The voice was thin and hard, cold and satiric. "Sure it's not the first time ye've seen me In yer life. Why can't ye quit shoutin there like a fool an' go an' bid goodby?" "Phil o the Hollow! G,oin' wi' him?" The ancient drew back a step, raised u hand and rubbed his eyes. "(Join' wi him?" he repeated slowly, as if to his inner self "Goin' wi him?" "Well, an' what of that? D'ye think I'll ate him body an' bones? P.e the Lord, but ye must be dotin' in yer ould age!" Phir laughed harshly. "Ah, uway wi' ye ait bid the people goodby. Away now before" "Come out vi ye come out. come out!" Again the ancient clutched the window and pushed in his face, again broke Into shrillness. "Ye'll not go. Xed Brady; ye'll not go. There's some dlvilmeiit on foot. Ye've been at divil ment in the night. Come home wi me." Fiercely he drew back, turned the door handle and made to enter, and just then the whistle sounded, the en gine shrieked, and the last glimpse I had of Micky as the train moved away showed him tight in the porter's arms, with his hands raised and clinched. "Ye divil, ye divil!" he cried. "Ah. ye divil!" His voice died out behind a piteous sound of wailing. There came a wild rush of streaming faces along the platform, a quick huddling of ex cited figures by the signal box. skirls, cheers, a mad waving of hats, then a sudden hush and the peace of the brooding fields. For awhile I sat humoring thought, then settled back in my corner, brought out a book and across it fell to observ ing my companions. The two sat si lent aiid passive. They were dressed in peasant fashion, rough tweed coats, corduroy trousers, heavy boots and peaked caps, cotton scarfs, leather belts: on him called Xed a pair of knee straps, on him called Phil a pair of buttoned leggings. The clothes of both were faded and worn, odorous also of stale peat smoke, but while Nod's were patched and mud stained Phil's wen sound and clean, nor had they altogeth er that (plaint rusticity of cut and man ufacture which stamped his companion as with the very name of clodhopper In other ways also one differed f'-om the other, -ven In details of aspect Aed's hands were rough and clumsy, his skin hard and sun scorched, limbs ungainly, face (as I had seen, and saw even now. in part) heavy and boorish; no light in his eyes, no animat on lu voice or feature. .lust a yokel was Ned. who had not slept and whose mind was troubled. With Phil, however, things were different. His hands and skin were those of your loiterer by gate and corner, of your poacher and ne'er-do-well. His limbs were supple, face lean and knowing, eyes keen and wary, every inch of him alive with the sub tlety of a fox. Xed was a tool: Phil M-emed an instrument. Ned's business was with spade and dungl'ork. Phil s with snare and net. 11 .-id 1 met Ned In a lane I should have rooked across the heutre: meeting Phil. I should have gripped my stick. That there was good In Ned lirady I felt sure: that there was bad in Phil Gara I knew instinc tivelyjust, maybe, as old Micky knew it and would have plucked the lamb from the tTolf. And to me. as to Micky, something whispered that "divilment" was afoot. " Yc divil. uv divil!" The pair looked guilty. Their ways bred suspicion. And just at that they stirred in their corners and fell to re vealing themselves. It was Ned who stirred soonest. Loaning forward, el bows on knees and hands clasped, he spoke softly. "Phil! I say. rhil!" Gara opened his -ryes, moved a little; also bent forward. "Well?" said he and glanced swiftly toward me. "Ye heard what he said? Ye soon the way he was in?" "Who? Ould Micky?" Ned nodded response. "To be sure. I heard It. The ould fool!" "He he was powerful put out." Ned's voice was tearful. His lips quiv ered. "Think of him savin' what he did. Think think of them sittiu up for me all night an goin' to search for me!" "Ach, quit yer nonsense!" said Gara harshly and contemptuously. "Arrah. what about them?" "Put -but ah. I dunno." Ned buried face in hands and sat silent for a min ute, then looked up suddenly. "I'll go back." he said. "I'll go back." "Will ye. then?" Phil leaned nearer. His voice grew harsher. "Where to?" "I'll go home." answered Ned. "I'll go, I'll go." Again he covered his face, again looked up. "I nearly went. An other minute an' I'd 'a gone with him." "Would ye. then? Another minute an' ye'd"- Phil glanced at me. caught my eye. scowled, leaned forward and behind his hand whispered something In Ned's ear. and with the words, whatever they were, Ned's face whitened, and he sat upright and stared wide. "Ye ye think that," said Ned in a drawling whisper. "My God my God!" A minute lie sat silent, his back limp, hands sprawling on his knees. then stooped once more, put a hand on Phil's arm and whispered something that I could not hear. Ned Gara turned his fact and fixed me steadily with his beads of eyes. "Yer a good hand at watchln'," he said. I had nothing to answer. "Ye'd know me again. I'm of opin ion, if ye saw me skin on a bush. Sup pose for a change ye hide yer ugly face behind yer book an' keep yer eyes from yer betters." Still I did not answer, so he edged along the seat toward me, his eyes still keen upon my face. "Ye were mighty free of the tongue awhile ago." he said, jerking a thumb toward his shoulder, "back at Old- town. Ye wouldn't be talkln' like that now. I'm thinkin'?" I had no desire to talk like that now. Raising my book. I leaned back In my corner, but my eyes kept on his. "Answer me!" Uo shouted. "Say now what ye said then! Say it, if there's a drop of a man In ye!" I lowered my book, crossed and un crossed my legs, looked my bravest. "I have nothing to answer." I said. "What I said then you deserved" "Say It again!" He was beside me now, ugly and threatening, his beads of eyes glowing fixedly. "There's no need." "Rah, ye coward! Ye'd insult decent people wl' the world to back ye. but ye'd slink away when they took ye to task. That's yer kind, me Ulster bue- kcen! I know ye. ye Orange spy! He the Lord, but I've a mind to mark yer countenance. Who are ye. sir. to sit there watchin' an Ustenln' without be In asked?" He swung his hand close to my face, then dropped it and with a quick movement crossed the carriage. dropped Into Hie seat facing mine. lean ed toward me and looked me straight In the eyes. "Who are yc af all?" he asked, not questioning me so much as himself. "Who the divil are ye?" I did not answer, not knowing what to say. To spvak truth, fear held my tongue In thrall. The man cowed me. His voice chilled my blood. He seemed capable of any violence. That sinister face of his. long and thin, crafty and cruel, with Its hard lips and wicked eyes, so tense, so Inscrutable, so void of any good, drew all my faculties to ward It and shadowed them with some thing like terror. Who are ye?" he said, questioning himself the while his eyes pierced to my marrow. "If I thought ye were" His scrutiny went on .ciitly for n minute, then found words again. "But yer not. No. ye haven't the look, an' ye haven't the pluck. Yer too soft in the face an' white of the hand. What are ye?" Leaning forward, lie took the book from my hand, opened It and glanced at a page. "Naw; yer not a j schoolmaster. Mebbe j-er out of a i bank. Meb'je yer naw, yer no counter ' Jumper." He thing the book on the; seat beside me. sat upright and. crook- j ing his elbows, caught a thumb In each waistcoat nocket. "I'll tell vc wlint ve j are." said tie. wltn a cock or the head "yer a bagman." 1 was anxious to humor the man. and I suppose 1 nodded. "1 knew It." said Gara. a gray smile hovering on his face. "I knew it the minute I clapped eyes on ye. Thinks I as I sits beyond in the corner ye thought I couldn't see 3e because me eyes were shut the lad with the book Is only a bagman on his rounds." He stopped and glanced up at the rack and below the seat. "Uut where's the bag?" asked he, suspicion again in his eyes. "In the van." said I. "Aw. to be sure, to be sure." Slowly he spoke, his head wagging up and down, then fell to fumbling In his pock ets and brought out a pipe. Stretching high his arms, he yawned wearily and rubbed his eyes. "Heigho. heigho!" It was heartening to see the man in softer mood. My pulse took a steadier beat. Over my book I watched Phil probe the pipe bowl with a finger, rap it upon his knee and bring forth a piece of tobacco and a long horn hafted clasp knife that held a single blade. Opening the knife, he rubbed the blade a mur derous, gleaming thing, with a sharp point upon his sleeve and began whit tling the tobacco into his palm. It was then that for the first time 1 noticed upon his right shirt cuff a broad, dull stain. Suddenly he looked around, and. following his gaze, I saw Neil crouched in his corner, hit hands spread and his eyes fixed wide upon the knife. There were fear and horror in his eyes, blank terror upon his face. and. seeing him. Gara raised his voice. "Ye eternal fool! What's come over ye now? Are ye" Gara stopped. looked down at the knife, then seized his cap and tlung it in Ned's face. "Ah. go to sleep wi' ye. for a fool! Lie back an' go to sleep!" shout ed he. and slowlv Ned lav hack (TO BK CONTIXl'KD.) STAGE LIGHTS. Their Various I'hl-m iiml (lie Name by Which They Are Known. Lights play an important part on the stage of the modern theater, ami they have many uses. The spot light, for instance, is employed to cast a cir cle of light upon the stage where a sin gle person Is to be brought into espe cial prominence. It consists of an arc electric light inclosed in a cylindrical hood about the diameter of a stove pipe and provided at the open end with a condenser lens for the purpose of concentrating the rays upon a small area. A llood light is an arc in a rectangu lar box painted white upon the inside to serve as a rolloctor. It is supposed to tlood the stage with light; hence its name. Punch lights are clusters of gas or incandescent lights either arranged within a reflector or exposed naked. They are used back of a scene behind doorways, where light is needed off the stage to represent the illumina tion of th.it part of a dwelling not shown. For the same purpose "strip" lights are used rows of incandescent lights fastened to a strip of wood pro vided with a hook, by which it may be hung to the back of a scene when required. "Side" lights are Incandescent lights arranged on either side of the prosce nium arch. Sometimes they are built within the arch or they are .arranged to be swung outward when the cur tain Is raised. The footlights are familiar to all. and the "border" lights are those hung over the stage directly above the scen ery, shutting off the top of the stage. These are arranged In a trough like an Inverted "I"' to cast their light down . upon the stage. These are practically j all of the lights used upon the stage of a nouse. inougii magic laments are employed at times for the simulation of water effects, moonlight ripples and lightning. The old fashioned calcium, using the oxyhydrogen gas. Is so sel dom employed in the modern theater as to call for no comment. CALIFORNIA'S GREATNESS. California has the largest seed farms in the world. California leads all the states In the production of barley. The Golden Gate Is the western portal for America's great future commerce. California is the only state in the Fnion in which bituminous rock is found. California has a larger per capita wealth than any other state In the Union. California produces more oranges and lemons than any other state in the Union. The U nixed States mint at San Fran cisco is the largest institution of the kind In the world. For many years past San Francisco has been and still is the leading whal ing port of the world. The glory of California's llowers is practical. The state produces more honey than any other. California produces more English walnuts than all the other states, and they are of better quality. Exchange. A Home Thrust. There is a good story told about the late Henry Bcrgh. While walking about the streets of New York city one ' morning he saw a teamster whipping a j balky horse. "Stop that, you brute," he exclaimed, "or I'll have you locked up inside of five minuses! Why don't you try kind-' ness on die animal? Don't you sup pose a horse can be reached by a kind word the same as a human being?" . "I b'lleve ye're right, sor," replied the team&ter, a quick witted Irishman, who, with all his faults of temper. wis not a bad man at heart, "an" if a harse has feelln's, sor, don't ye s-'pose his dhrlver has too? Thry a koind wor-rd ' on tin; dhrlver, if ye pl'ase." The stern face of Mr. Bergh relaxed Into a smile, and In the better under- j standing that followed the horse for got that It was balking and started off In a trot. i mr rnipcr x..uper. "And what did you do when the doc- 1 tor told you you would have to quit wearing a corset and give up sweets?" ; "I sent for another doctor."--Chicago ' inf... i, ftecord-IIorald. Whoever makes the fewest persons aneasy is the best bred in the com pany. Swift. OLD TIME BASEBALL. IT WAS NOT SCIENTIFIC AND FEW RULES WERE OBSERVED. The Hatter Wn Known ns ttie Puil dlcmnit. ami the Pitcher's Object Wan to Throw a Hall Thnt Could He Hit "HrliiKlui? In the Side." Time will not turn back in its tlight. but the mind can travel back to the ilays before baseball or at least to the days before baseball was so well known and before It had become so scientific. There were ball games in those days in town and country, and the country ball game was an oveut. There were no clubs. The country boy of those days was not gregarious. He preferred Hocking by himself and re maining independent. On Sunday aft ernoons the neighborhood boys met on some well crossed pasture, and, wheth er ten or forty, every one was to take part In the game. Self appointed lead ers divided the boys into two compa nies by alternately picking one until the supply was exhausted. The bat. w'diich was no round stick, such as is now used, but a stout paddle with a blade two inches thick and four inches wide with a convenient handle dressed on to it, was the chosen arbiter. One of the leaders spat on the side of this bat. which was honestly called "the paddle." and asked the leader of the opposition forces, "Wet or dry?" The paddle was "then sent whirling up in the air. and when it came down which ever side won went to the bat, while the others scattered over the field. The ball was not what would be called a "National league ball" nowa days, but it served every purpose. It was usually made on the spot by some boy offering up his woolen socks as an oblation, and these were raveled and wound round a bullet, a handful of strips cut from a rubber overshoe, a piece of cork or almost anything or nothing, when anything was not avail able. The winding of this ball was an art. and whoever could excel in this art was looked upon as a superior be ing. The ball must be a perfect sphere and the threads as regularly laid as the wire on the helix of a magnetic armature. When the winding was com plete the surface of the ball was thor oughly sowed with a large needle and thread to prevent it front unwinding when a thread was cut. The diamond was not arbitrarily marked off as now. Sometimes there were four bases and sometimes six or seven. They were not equidistant, but were marked by any fortuitous rock or shrub or depression in the ground where the steers were wont to bellow and paw up the earth. One of these tellurial cavities was al most sure to be selected as "the den." now called the home plate. There were no masks or mitts or protectors. There was no science or chicanery, now called "headwork." Tin strapping young oafs, embryonic teachers, presi dents and premiers were too honest for this. The pitcher was the one who could throw a ball over the "den," and few could do this. His object was to throw a ball that could be hit. The paddleman's object was to hit the ball, and if he struck at it -which he need not do unless he chose and missed it the catcher, standing well back, tried to catch It after it had lost Its momentum by striking the earth once and lxumdiiig in the air "on the first bounce" it was called and if he succeeded the paddleman was "dead." and another took his place. If he struck it and it was not caught in the field or elsewhere in the air or "on the bounce." he could strike twice more, but the third time he was compelled to run. There was no umpire ami very Utile wrangling. There was im effort t pounce upon a base runner and touch him with the ball. Any one hav ing it could throw it at him. and If it hit him he was "dead" almost literal ly sometimes. If he dodged the ball, he kepi on running until the 'den" was leached. Some of the players became proficient in "ducking, dodging and side stepping, and others learned to throw the ball with the accuracy of a rillc bullet. No matter how many players wen; on a side, each and every one had to be put out. and If the last one made three successive home runs he "brought in the side." and the outfielders, pitchers and catcher had to do all their work over again. The boy who could "bring in his side" was a hero. No victorious general was ever prouder or more lauded. Horatius at the bridge was small potatoes in comparison. He was the uncrowned king. Then' were no foul hits. If a ball touched the paddle ever s.flightly, It was a tick, and three ticks made a compulsory run. The score was kept by some one cutting notches in a stick, and the runs dur ing an afternoon ran into the hun dreds. If the ball was lost In the grass or rolled under a Scotch thistle, the cry "Ixist ball!" was raised and the game stopped until It was found. Cin cinnati Commercial Tribune. What ti I.le I)ll. The madness of suicide as a relief from mental anguish was vividly Illus trated yeans ago by an Incident which occurred In an Italian town. Moretti. a tailor, w.as sent to prison on a charge of fraud. His sweetheart called upon the police oliicer to ask how long Mo retti was likely to be confined and was told that it would be probably for many years. The policeman had been Instigated lo say this by the girl's mother, who disliked the match. Over whelmed with grief and thereby driven to despair, the poor girl put an end to her life by poison. A few days later Moretti was released from custody, the accusation against him having 1 eon proved false. He returned home to find his allianced bride a corpse. Frenzied at the sight, he. too, destroy ed himself. The lie wrought a double tragedy. ' APoIIte .Man. A man was hurrying along a street one night when another man. also in violent haste, rushed out of an alley, and the two collided with great force. The second man lookcil mad, while the polite man. taking oil' his hat. said: "My dear sir. I don't know which of us is to blame for this violent encoun ter, but I am In too great a hurry to Investigate. If I ran into you I beg your pardon; If you ran into me don't mention it." and he tore away at re doubled speed. NEW SHORT STORIES Actions Speak Louder Than Words. Mr. William Alden Smith, represent ative in congress from the Grand Rap ids (Mich.) district, was once defend ant's attorney at a trial on a criminal charge. The complaining witness was known to be of bad reputation. Mr, Smith naturally made the most of that fact. One of his witnesses was a stalwart blacksmith. This blactymith had a venerable figure, a conspicuous feature of which was u long white beard fall lug upon his broad chest. "Do you know the family of the com plaining witness in this trial?" asked Attorney Smith. "I do." replied the blacksmith in stol id tones. "What Is their reputation good or had?" "Pad." In the same stolid tones. The prosecuting attorney, to whom the witness was promptly handed over, wit a counted a clever man at cross ex amination. "Haven't you had trouble with the father of the complaining witness?" he Inquired in exultant but Impressive manner. "No." replied the blacksmith deliber ately. "No." "No trouble at all?" "Nothing of much Importance." "Ah, there was something?" "I accused him of stealing n bell off my brindle cow." "'And he denied it, didn't he?" "Yes." replied the blacksmith of the venerable beard, "but he brought the bell back next da3" The HulliiR Passion Strong. "Old Adam Forepaugh," said a friend of the veteran showman, "once had a big white parrot that had learned tc say: " "One at a time, gentlemen one at a time. Dou't crush.' "The bird had, of course, acquired this sentence from the ticket taker of the show. Well, one day the parrot got "one at a time, gentlemen.' lost in the country, mul Mr. Forepaugh leaped into his buggy and started out posthaste to hunt for it. "I'eople here and there who had seen the parrot directed him in his quest, and finally as he was driving by a corn field he was overjoyed to hear a famil iar voice. "He got out and entered the field and found the parrot in the middle of a tlock of crows that had pecked him till he was almost featherless. As the crows bit and nipped away the parrot, lying on his side, repeated over and over: ' 'One at a time, gentlemen one at a time. Don't crush.' "New York Trib une. When Spencer Hoarded. Among the stories told of Herbert Spencer some time ago was one relat ing to his boarding house experiences. His doctor had advised him that soli tary meals were not good for him, and he went to a boarding house, but did not stay. The "pleasant lady" who sat next to him and who was to engage him in light and cheerful talk was a sad disappointment. A friend asked her how she liked the boarding house. Could she recommend it? "Oh. yes. I think I can." she replied. "Uut there is a Mr. Spencer, who thinks he knows about science and philosophy. I have to correct him every night!" One of Spencer's peculiarities was to carry about two little plugs In his pocket, nnd whenever conversation around him became amusing he took them out nnd put them In his ears. London Chronicle. Invited the Minority to Call. Colonel Itradley II. Snialley Is the leader of the Democracy of Vermont. When Governor Russell of Massachu setts was alive Colonel Snialley thought It would be a fine thing to have the governor come- to Burlington and make a speech. He telegraphed to Russell. "Will you come to Rurllngton and address the Democracy of Vermont?" Governor Russell telegraphed back. "I am too busy to come to Vermont at this time, but If you will come to my house I shall take great pleasure .In ad dressing you." Philadelphia Post. KlnK Pavement. "Our cities are better paved than yours," said an easterner to UnltUl States Senator Weldon R. Hoy burn jof Idaho. "Yes," was the reply; "plenty of tlags ujidjjr your feet, but not near so many over j'our head as cut our way." EiiKlnnd'it Miikihi Chnrtn. That shriveled parchment, the char ter of English freedom, was saved, it Is said, by the veriest chance from the scissors of a merciless tailor. Struck by the great seals attached to a piece of paper the tailor was cutting up. Sir Robert Cotton stopped the man ami gave him fourpence for the document he would have destroyed. It Is now in the British museum, lined and mount ed and In a glass case, the seal a shapeless mass of wax and the charac ters quite Illegible. London Mail. A'1 Ts FAMOUS FOR FAT. Daniel Lambert, Who Died In 1800, Got Too Obexe to Wabble. The fame of Daniel Lambert as a champion among fat men in England, If not in the world, still remains un rivaled. Daniel was born at Leicester In 1770 and died in 1S09 at Stamford. The grandson of a celebrated cock fighter and addicted to sport through out his life, his dimensions were not extraordinary, and his habits were not different from those of other lads un til he was fourteen years old. When twenty-three years of age. however, he turned the scale at thirty-two stone, und, although he is recorded to have been then able to walk from Woolwich to London, at the time of his death, in his fortieth year, he had attained, the prodigious weight of tiftj'-two stone, or 72S pounds, and was more or less help less. He was a modest man. and when he had achieved physical greatness fame was thrust upon him. He was for a long time unwilling to be made a show of. but he gained a more than local reputation, and people traveled from far to see him, resorting to vari ous devices in order to be allowed to do so. At length the prospect of profit overcame his resolution, smd for four years before his death he exhibited lilmself in London and In the prov inces. He was apparently a man of some wit, for once, before he permitted the public to gaze upon him, an inquisitive person had gained access to his pres ence by pretending to be a fellow sportsman Interested In the pedigree of a mare, whereupon Lambert promptly replied, "She was bred by Impertinence out of Curiosity." Before the days of Daniel Lambert, Edward Bright of Maiden vyas a well known fat man, al though his name no longer lingers as a household word. He died in 17"0 at the age of thirty years, weighing forty two stone and seven pounds, and Is stated to have been an active man till a j'car or two before his death, when his corpulency so overpowered his strength that his life was a burden and his death a deliverance. Both Bright and Lambert seem to have been genial, good humored fellows and very popular among those who visited them. In deed popularity seems to be the lot of the corpulent in fact as well as in fic tion. The heroes of fiction, however, have the advantage in the matter of lasting glory, and the names of Daniel Lambert and the fat boy of Pcckham sink into Insignificance beside those of Falstaff and the fat boy in "Pickwick." London Standard. THE WORD "MOB." IXott It Worked lt Way Into the EnKllnh LimKDURC. The word "mob" is an abbreviation It is nothing but a fragment of the fill' Latin original "mobile vulgus" "the fickle common people." First the nour "vulgus" was dropped. "Mobile." com ing Into common use. was in a fewyean cut down to "mob." By Swift it wa. abominated to his dying day as a pe .pliurly odious kind of slang. Addi oii sympathized with this feeling. Ir No. 13o of the Spectator "mob" Is pir down by him as one of the rldiculoin words which he fears will In time bt looked upon as part of the speech There must have been then a host oi minor defenders of the purity of oui tongue who bewailed its increasing use and pointed to thnt fact as evidence oi the growing degeneracy of the lan guage. But the assailed form stoutly held its ground and outlived its cen surers. Addison's fears have been re alized. The abbreviation has thorough ly established itself. Accordingly a word which their predecessors stigma tized as a corruption of the vilest kind is now used unhesitatingly by the most precise of modern jurists. The reason of Its prevalence Is obvious. It came to supply a very genuine want. There Is no other single word that conveys definitely the idea of a particular sort of riotous assemblage. Harper's. LUNAR SCENERY. Ita Appenrnnee Proves the Moon' Luck of Air and Winter. It is by indirect methods of observa tion that scientists learn of the ab sence of atmosphere in the moon. There are various arguments that can be adduced, but the most conclusive is that obtained on the occurrence of what is called the occultation of a star. It sometimes happens that the moon comes directly between the earth and a star, and the temporary extinc tion of the latter is an occultation. We can observe the movement when it takes place, and the suddenness of the extinction of the star Is extremely re markable. If the moon had a copious atmosphere, the gradual interposition of this would produce a gradual ex tinction of the star and not the sudden phenomenon usually observed. This absence of air and water from the moon explains the peculiar and weird ruggedness of the lunar scenery. We know that on the earth the action of the wind and of rain, of frost and of snow is constantly tending to wear down our mountains and reduce their hard outlines, but no such agents are at work upon the moon. Applied Sclenee When .Tames Russell Ixnvell was minister to England, he was guest at a banquet at which one of the speak ers was Sir Frederick Braniwell. Sir Frederick was to respond to the toast. "Applied Science." It was long after midnight when the toast was pro posed, and several speakers were still to be called. Rising in his place, the scientist said: "At this hour of the night, or, rather, of the morning, my only Interest in ap plied science is to apply the tip of the match to the side of the box upon which alone it Ignites and to apply the flame so obtained to the wick of a bed room candle." A moment later Lowell tossed a pa per across the table to him bearing these two lines: Oh, brief Sir Frederick, would that all could catch Your happy talent nnd supply your match! Youth's Companion. a rrctnnuon. A farmer wrote to his lawyer as fol lows: "Will you please tell me where you learned to write? I have a boy I wish to send to school, and I am afraid I may hit upon the same school that you went to." HEROIC REMEDIES. Whipping Wait Prettcrlbed at Ox Time For Insanity and Fits. Ill health is a bad thing at any time, but 150 years ago It was made more terrible by the remedies in use. Blood letting, of course, was a simple affair. A writer in Macmillau's Magazine saya that everybody was bled twice a year in the spring and autumn. Tbe bar bers were the surgeons and, like wise men, adapted their prices to their pa tients. A gentleman who so Indulged him self as to go to bed to be bled "was charged half a crown and his fine lady half a sovereign. Certain days were unlucky for .bloodletting, and nothing would Induce the barbers to operate on these occasions. Serious diseases seem to have been beyond the medical skill of the day. Villages and towna simply drove out the infected from their midst Among remedies herbs of course played a great part. "For salves," runs an old notebook which had a great vogue, "the country parson's wife seeks not the city and prefers her gar den and fields before all outlandish gums." Sage was held a very great medicine. It was even asked in Latin, "Why should any one die who has sage in his garden?" If any one had a dis ease of the mouth, the Eighth Psalm should be read for three days, seven times on each day. As a remedy It was "sovereign." For insanity or fits whipping was prescribed. Little wonder that mor tality was great. In old days in Wes sex, England, persons with infectious diseases were confined In the lockup, and whipping was deemed too good" for them. Should the sick be loud in la ment, the watchman kept them quiet by this populur discipline, and one town has upon its records, "Paid T. Haw kins for whipping two people that had the smallpox elghtpence." Fortunately the spirit of this age Is different from that "THE SLEEPLESS ARCH." Old Hindoo Principle the Basin of All .Modern Brldfces. Although the building of great arches of masonry dates beyond the ancient Roman civilization, the principle that gives strength to the massive stone bridges of today is the same that built the bridges of the Roman empire. The history of bridge building is, to a large degree, the history of the arch, whose elliciency lies in the truth of the old Hindoo saying that "the arch never sleeps" because each separate section of which it consists, beginning at the keystone, or central section. Is con stantly pushing against its immediate neighbors until the pressure finally reaches the firm foundation upon which the structure is erected. To secure a perfectly trustworthy foundation, therefore, the bridge build er has often to penetrate far below the surface of the earth, and not infre quently the part of his structure thus covered up and concealed Is greater than that visible above ground. It was their Inability to solve the problem of a trustworthy foundation that led the ancient Hindoos to dis trust the arch, arguing that the sleep less activity that held it together was equally active In tearing it to pieces. Not only is the modern bridge builder sKilled in setting his structure on a firm base, but thoroughly acquainted with the time honored materials for his work, to say nothing of new ma terials, and an important part of his student training in such modern schools as the Massachusetts Institute of Tech nology is devoted to methods of test ing materials during construction that would have surprised and delighted even the most accomplished of the an cient Roman engineers. Hnrrylnff Up the Baby. A correspondent sends us an extract from a poem which recently appeared In a South African paper, thinking wo shall approve of its sentiments. We do, we do. The inspired verse is enti tled "Making a Man" and begins: Hurry the baby as fast as you can. Hurry htm. worry him, make him a man; Off with his baby clothes, get him In pants. Feed him on brain foods and make him advance: Hustle him. soon as he's able to watyc. Into a grammar school, cram him with talk; Fill his poor head full of figures and facts. Keep on a-jannnlng them in till it cracks. London Review. A Bargain Hunter. It was a pleasant looking Irishwom an, says the Philadelphia Ledger, who walked into a store and asked the price of the collars she had seen displayed in the window. "Two for a quarter," said the clerk. "IIow much would that be for one?" "Thirteen cents." She pondered; then, with her forefin ger, she seemed to be making invisible calculations on the sleeve of her. coat "That." she said, "would make the other collar twilve cints, wouldn't it? Just give me that wan." A Pair of Misers. Mr. and Miss Dancer were reputed the most notorious misers In the eight eenth century. The manner in which this couple were found after death to have disposed of their wealth was even more strange than could have beon their method of acquiring It. The total value was 20.000, which was thus dis posed of: Two thousand five hundred pounds was found under a dunghill, f00 In an old coat nniled to the man ger In the stable, (XX) in notes was hidden away Inx- an old teapot, the chimney yielded 2,000 stowed in nine teen different" crevices, and several Jugs filled with coin were secreted In the stable loft. Mnrrlajce In the Isles of Greece. ' In Kaso, one of the most southern Islands of Greece, the parents upon both sides take upon themselves all the responsibilities of courtship and mar riage. Courtship, as we understand it 'Is not In any way permitted to the be trothed couple. No moonlight walks or tete-a-tetes are allowed. Such a conrse would be deemed highly reprehensible, and all wooing. If there be any, must take place in the presence of the eld ers. But there Is no great time fy re pining at these decrees of custom, for the marriage follows the offer aa quickly as may be.