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BANIiON RECORRER.
CAUSES OF COLDS
0(r of III*- Mo.l < <>•««•*•••• of Thrm I-
Kalina Too M.rk-
when tar world should not know of
our luM iy. All of the sult*ring must
be pent Up iu mir hearts, ami the only
relief is in the comfort of doing for
others, and by doing this we forget in
a measure tfcit we llave pa-—<-d under
the rod. In fact giving and making
others happy is <>wr only salvation; it
kts‘|s> us from becoming bit ter ami ini-
patient with our lot. There are few
grown |ss>ple who do not have sail
hearts at Christmas time, and who,
w hile Christmas greetings ami smiles
and laughter are heard on all sides, do
liot long to turn aside and give vent
even for a moment to their emotions.
Yet with all the tender and painful
recoUecthina, all the thoughts of what
might have been, they would not have
it different. They may say they would,
but they do liot mean it. They are not
selfish in their grief to the extent that
they would blot out the great event of
a child's life—Christmas, and even for
older ones who look forward to it with
as much interest and enthusiasm its
the wee folks.
TAUIMG A HORS«.
WLreB Article« Tbat wfll Sabtlue
Moat Sa« Me Animal.
a
There were trouble »nd excitement
on*' day on a ranch in Colorado. A
high spirited, half broken stallion was
prancing about the yard attached to
the rancher’s bouse. He had Just
thrown a cowboy who boasted there
waa uothing on four legs he could not
ride, and he was rearing and bucking
So that not even the pluckiest man on
the ranch dared to approach.
While the men were standing around
wondering what to do the rancher's
sixteen-year-old daughter came out of
the house and calmly walked up to the
excited animal.
When he saw her he ceased rearing,
whinnied and stood still. She Just put
her hand ou his mane, stroked ills nose
and then vaulted lightly on his back
and rode around the yard, to the
amazement of the men.
"How do you manage it?” one of
them asked her. "Before you tackled
him he was as savage as a tiger.”
“It is simple enough,” the girl re
plied. “Any woman can handle a
horse better than a mao can. See this”
—showing the man a small round ob­
ject she had in her band—“this is
horse castor. Horses love the smell of
it and will go up to any one who has it
“Any horse has scuse enough to know
the people who love It That stallion
began to quiet down as soon as he saw
me. When 1 got near him he smelled
the musty horse castor in my clothes,
for I always carry a little piece In my
pocket.
“That pleased him so much that I
was able to stroke his head. While do-
Ing so I rubbed his nose with a few
drops of oil of cumin, which I had
poured into the palm of my band.
Horses positively love that scent, Then,
did you notice that I put my band into
his mouth? Tlie object of that was to
pour a few drops of oil of rhodium on
to his tongue from a tiny vial which
I always carry.
“With these three articles any horse
can lie tamed. Where do you get them?
Well, the cumh and rhodium can be
bought at any drug store; the horse
castor must be cut from a horse’s fore­
foot. It Is a warty growth there.”
It is a fact that horses are very fond
of these scents. They are often used
by women in the tropics and west in
the training and breaking of horses.—
New York Commerlca) Advertiser.
A PLAGIARIST.
Muri ot a Thiel Thai < harlrs
»trad«* l*ruuuuu«-eil lliipsrtt.
The novelist» who aspire toward ab­
solute originality of plot might think
once in awhile of (be sources from
which certain masters drew their lu
spiration and of the calmness with
which those great workers picked up
whatever would serve them at their
trade. Charles Reade depended on the
newspapers as the living record of life
as It la One day in the week he de­
voted to bls scrapbooks. Passing events
seemed to him of vital importance, and
the result of bls collating appeared in
novels whose "purpose” told.
In "Never Too Late to Mend” he ex-
IKiaed the cruelties practiced in the
prisons before the reform was success­
ful; in “Hard Cash” be attacked the
abuses of private lunatic asylums; in
"Put Yourself In His Place” he opened
on trade unions. He was a modern aru-
sader. One day be found in a newspa­
per certain strictures on tills manner
of work. His rage was instant and vio­
lent.
“Plagiarist!” he roared, crushing the
paper. “Of course I am a plagiarist
Shakespeare was a plagiarist. Mollere
w as a plagiarist We all plagiarize—all
except those Idiots who are too asinine
to profit by the works of tbefr supe­
riors. Surely every blockhead out of a
lunatic asylum (except those idiots)
must know that since Homer's tithe all
authors have parodied his Incidents
and paraphrase«! bls sentiments. Mo-
Here took hk< own where he found it
•The thief of all thieves was the War­
wickahire thief," who stole right and
left from everybody. But, then, he
‘found things lead and left them gold.’
That's the sort of thief I am.”—Youth's
Companion.
NEW SHORT STORIES CHOICE MISCELLANY
Dvtortlvs TUI*.
When Berlaii Wtlklus, who is now
the proprietor of the Washington Post,
was in congress from Ohio be was also
president of a national bank.
He was ordered away by his physi­
cian for a rest mid went to a village in
Georgia where be knew nobody aud
where nolaidy knew him, and fliilMMly.
apparently, canal to. He sat around
the hotel for two weeks. > Then he de­
cided to go back to Washington.
He found ht* did not have enough
money to pay ills iiotel bill and railroad
fare. He did not care to make a
Clieck. so la* wulked over to the little*
bank on the public square and told tlie
ag«al banker w-lio be was, saying he
desired to make a draft for $2<A) on tbe
bank of which he was president.
“I don't know you,” said the banker,
“lint you can make the draft, and if
the bank honors it I will give you the
money.”
"I can’t wait that long.” Wilkins re­
plied. “1 want the money now.”
“Identify yourself," said the banker.
Mr. Wilkins showed the banker his
name as president of tbe Ohio bank in
tlie Bank Directory and produced some
letters.
Wilkins argued. Ths banker was
obdurate. Finally, after an hour's
talk, tin* banker softened and said:
"Let me see tlie tag on your shirt. If
tbe initials are right I’ll cash th«*
draft.” Wilkins opened his waistcoat.
The letters “J. P. B.” loomed red and
distinct on the tag.
He had on one of half a dozen shirts
his sliirtinuker had sold him for cost
because the man for whom they were
made didn't take them.—Philadelphia
Post.
The LBelcome America« Girl.
1 am surprised that the home produ­
cers of girls have not alreudy approach
ed Mr Chamberlain and begg<-d him to
Include in ills Hchvme some arrange­
ment to exclude from our slioreH tbe
dumping of American girls. The lat­
ter com|M*te with th«* home market un­
der most unfair conditions. Tlielr par­
ents, by means of trusts anti such like
pernicious associations, are alile to give
their- «laughters vast sums of money,
and in this way they are aide to «-om
pete unfairly for tlie l*est borne cus­
tomer in the matrimonial market, it
may b<* said tligt our nation profits
owing to these wealthy girls spending
the money with which they are freight
«*<1 in England. The benefit, however,
is questionable. Already there Is a
vast amount of vulgar ostentation in
wliat is culled tin* smart London set
owing to the Import of colonial mil­
lionaires, which ruises tlie standard of
fashionable existence and lowers and
degrades the tone of that society into
which so many aspire to enter to tlie
despicable level of tlie competing plu­
tocrats of Newport and New York.
This can only Increase if we are to
have the American golden girls who
become peeresses also making London
the field of their barbaric lawlessness.
—Izimlon Truth.
Of all the dainty little gifts for the
Tlie Invariable cause of colds comes
from within, not without. No one takes ( 'hristmas-tiiie, or I should say for every
cold when in a vigorous state of health, event of the year where friends are
with pure blood coursing through the seeking gifts so appropriate that they
tssly. and there is no good reason why will dwell with the receiver long after
any one 111 ordinary In-altb should have
the donor has forgotten that she hud
a cold. It may come from insufficient
exercise, breathing of foul air, want of given the little well-ehoHen memento,
wlioh-somi* final, excess of food, lin k of is a dainty Issiklet entitled “('rickets’
bathing, etc., but always from some ('hirplngs,” by Alice Kingsbury Cooley.
The binding is an original conceit of
violation of the plain laws of health.
There can be no more prolific cause the authoress, representing an envelope
of colds than highly reasoned fowls as with gold lettering and a tine photo of
well as frequent eating. These give no the authoress with her autograph, and
time for tlie digestive organs to rest a wealth of lieautiful thoughts in nu­
anil incite an Increased flow of the di­ merous |MH’tns filling its |iages. Mrs.
gestive accretions. Thus larger quanti­
ties of nourishment are absorbed than Cooley is not only an authoress, but an
can lie properly utilized, and tlie result actress well known to theater-goerfl of
Is an obstruction, commonly called a the early days, for her ap|M*aran<-e la-
"cold,” which is simply an effort of the fore the footlights invariably brought
system to expel the useless material. a storm of applause from an admiring
Properly speaking. It is self poisoning, audience. In fact, the name of her
Here is a query from “J----- B----- ,”
due to an Incapability of the organism little Issiklet, “('rickets’ Chirpings,” which should have reached the letter-
to regulate and compensate for the dis­ gets its title from her character in the I mix several days ago to lie answered in
turbance.
A deficient supply of pure air to the play of “Fanchion.” Among her lit­ time for this seeker after information in
lungs is not only n strong predlsisising erary achievements are "Asaph, Ho! regard to wliat would Is-an appropriate
cause of colds, but a prolific source of for Elfland,” “SecretsTold,” etc. The gift for a young lady friend. Times
much graver conditions. Pure air and Decemla-r nunils-rof the California I*a- have changed, “J----- B------ anti you
Germtin Army Decadence.
exercise are necessary to prepare the dies’ Magazine oontailis a pag«- article can send the glove order you say
Considerable sensation lias licen made
system for the assimilation of nutri­ from the pen of Mrs. Cooley, giving in­ you have already selected. A glove
in Paris by tbe appearance in tin* Gil
ment. for without them there can be no teresting reniiiiiscences of her stage life, order is a gift that can Is1 easily for­
Blas of an article entithsl "Tlie Great­
vigorous health. The oxygen of the witli illustrations as she appeared in
warded anti is always acceptable. At
ness and Decadence of the German
air we breathe regulates the appetite
Army.” The author is evidently very
as well as the nutriment that is built “Fanchion” and years later as aheap- least Polly has yet to see the young la­
|>ears to-day, a sweet, dignified little dy who claims to have too many gloves
familiar with conditions in that serv-
up In the system.
ice. The points be makes are that tlie
The safest and best way to avoid lady, having laid aside comedy and to her credit. Books are always ac­
general discontent and spirit of revolt
colds is to sleep in a room with the tragedy and taking up the |s-n which ceptable presents anti in gotsl taste.
in labor circles are extending to tbe
windows wide open and to remain out has lss*ii wielded ever since. Mrs. Flowers are dainty gifts, but they are
OBSOLETE TERMS.
Not Such ■« Fool After All.
of doors every day, no matter what Cooley is one oi the progressive women perishable, their lieauty ami fragrance
While the late Major Pond was tak­ army, being taken there by tlie youths
Some Bi* Word« That Have Heea ing Winston Churchill through the from the towns an«! cities. By tlieni
may be the weather, for at least two of this Coast and an ardent memlier of only lasting for tlie hour, you might
Coaalgaed to Oblivion.
hours, preferably with some kind of the Women’s Press Club. I have not
United States on a lecture tour there it is communicated to tlie youth from
say. Yet I have never seen anyone
The number of obsolete words that was some sort of misadventure in Phil­ the country, who, at tlie end of their
exercise, if no more than walking. One
space to give her poems in full, but the who .wits not pleased ami delight«*« 1
are to be found in a complete diction­ adelphia regarding tlie luggage, and in service, tak«* it hoin<* with them. Tin*
should not sit down to rest while tlie
ary of th« English language is consid­ tlie Hotel Bellevue Major Pond talked Immediate results are seen In tlie In­
feet are wet or the clothing damp. A following is a fragment of one of her with a liasket or bouquet of nature's
treasures. Attractive boxes of confec­
erably larger than tlie people buve any bitterly of f<«>ls to a group of reporters creasing unwillingness of tin* youth of
person may go with tlie clothing wet liest jss'ins in “Crickets’ Chirpings:”
idea of. The following letter, written for awhile, finally telling them a fool the country to Join tlie colors, for they
tionery that can lie used as jewel cases
through to tlie skin all day if he but
IT IS GOOD TO LIVE.
know beforehand tlie severe treatment
by an alleged poet to an editor who story.
keeps moving. Exercise keeps up the I hold it not good to ever rail
after tlie contents have disappeared, is
hud treated tils poetry with derision,
circulation and prevents taking cold.
“Tlie fool I speak of now,” he said, they are likely to receive Tlie author
another dainty ami beautiful gift, ami
With petty spite against the gift of life,
furnishes some idea of them;
The physiologic care pf colds is tlie That mys.ic spark that even in a worm
“doesn't resemble the fool who has says also that tlie average German
they come in all sha|>es and sizes and
officer is not only lacking in enthusi­
“Sir—Y’ou have behaved like an Im­
prevention of the occurrence. The per­ Commands respect. To call it poor and mean, its costly as you want to make them or
asm in his duties, but is actually cold
petiginous scrogle — like those who,
son who does not carry around an over- And all-condemned to wretchedness and woe,
modest little conceits from $1.50 up.
toward them, accepting them as the
envious of any moral celsltude, carry
supply of alimentation in Ills system Was flouting God who saw that it was good
Although tlie holiday season is over
dullest routine.
tlielr ungllclty to the height of creating
and furthermore secures n purified cir­ And gave it unto man as his best gift.
these suggestions are timely for any
symposlcally the fecund words which
culation by strict, sanitary cleanliness,
Farther on in the )>oein .she says:
ami all occasions.
my polymathic genius useg with uber-
thus placing himself in n positive con­ And shall we, for whom
PariM Cub lIorNcm.
lty to abligute the tongues of the weet-
dition, is immune to colds. A starving He planned and worked with all the joy the
About 45,(H)0 horses pull tlie calls of
A FAMOUS PERFUME.
les8l Sir, you have crassly parodied
man cannot take* cold.
Paris. The average life is a little less
mind
“Pansy”—You say you are in i dis-
my own pet words, tbougli they were
A careful diet would exclude the use Creative feels in perfectness attained.
than three years. They come up from
Delicious Attar ot Rosea Is Chiefly
tress,
for
you
cannot
wear
kid
gli
loves,
trangrams!
Made la Bulgaria.
of nil narcotics and all food that is not Hesmirch with sneering words and idle tongue
the country three-year-olds from the
as they are ruined before the evening
"I will not coa«cervate reproaches. I
thoroughly appropriated. An overfed What He saw best of all His works, resting
meadows of Calvados ami the 1 Is «>f
The far fumed otto (or attar) of roses
is over. Even though tlieoilier brides­ Is chiefly mnde in Bulgaria. Kasnnlik will oduce n veil over the atrumental
person Is worse off than one who Is un­ From His laltor satisfied and glad*
Normandy, from Limousin ami I ills-
maids wear the suede gloves, why can­ Is the center of the rose growing coun­ Ingratitude which has chamfered even
derfed, because the overfed body Is
tere and the Gironde. Chained and
taxed to dispose of what cannot be ap­
strapped into the thills of breakers’
“Why is it that so ninny beggars al­ not you wear the white silk? It is a try. Red roses only are used in mak­ my indiscerptlble heart. ILam silent
on the focillation which my coadju-
propriated and, when not properly dis­
carts they nre driven about tlie city
ways appear on the streets of'San Fran­ little thing to fret alsiut and not worth ing the perfume, but white roses, which vancy must have given when I offered
posed of, remains only to lie an element
grow more freely, form the hedges of
until they are broken to city sights
cisco just before the holidays, Polly?” losing your beauty sleep over. The
to become your fantor and adminicle.
of danger.—Science of Health.
the fields.
and sound«—to the horrible steam
asked a friend the other day. I have white silk gloves are in vogue, and
The trees, which grow to a great I will not speak of the llppitude, the
tram, with its discordant clamor; to
many
have
eeased
wearing
kid
gloves
heard the same query again and again,
I’olsonons and Harmless Snnkea.
the electric tram, that leaves behind it
height, are separated by paths nine oblepsy you have shown in exacerbat­
entirely,
so
you
certainly
will
not
la*
There is a certain physiological dif­ and the only answer that can Is* given
feet in width to ullow the oxen and ing me. one wtiose genius you should
a trull of electric sparks; to passing
ference between the poisonous and to the numerous queries is that the out of the fashion by concluding to plow to puss. The perfume is obtained have approached with mental dlscal-
regiments and processions and notably
harmless snakes which exists very afflicted, including the deserving as wear the sick gloves.
not only from the petals, but also from ceation. So I tell you, without super-
to the policeman witli the white wand,
plainly In their manner of dentition. well as the undeserving, for many of
the stalks and leaves. These give a vacaneous words, nothing will render
says a writer in Outing. Then, being
AU snakes are objects of aversion and the lieseecliers for charity, «“sweetchar­
peculiar scent, which adds greatly to Ignosclble your conduct to me.
bit broke, whip broke, city broke nnd
BRIEF
REVIEW.
dread to mankind, so much so that to
“I warn you that I would vellicate
the delicacy of the perfume of the
heart broke, he is ready for tin* fiacre.
be bitten by a snake lias at times been ity,” that throng the streets during the
your nose if I thought that any moral
petals.
He go<*s on until he breaks ills knees,
holiday
season
are
inqsisters,
know
so fearful to the victim as to have pro­
Tribute For Bravery.
and longer even, until lie has worked
October, April and June are the diarthrosis thereby could be performed
duced dentil nltliongli the snake was that the spirit of giving is in the very
months for planting branches of the —if I thought I should not implgnorate
out his average of three years. All of
An
unusal
incident,
the
first
of
the
harmless. Such Is the instinctive drend air. That |ieople who at other times
old trees. Weeding, pruning and digging my reputation. Oo, tachygraphlc scro­
which tends to make for melancholy.
with which these reptiles are thought would walk by with a stony stare, not kind in the history of the State, says are necessary for three years, when gle, hand with your crass, inqulnate
of that it may be desirable to have deigning to look in the direction of the the Philadelphia Press, took place at they are full grown and repay the labor fan tors! Draw oblectatlons from the “I KNOW THAT THE MILLEBS HOGS AKK
A llnttle of Waterloo.
PAT.”
some easy mode of distinguishing the wistful looking supplicant will stop ami the Executive Department in Harris­ spent upon them by bearing for twenty thought if you can of having synebron-
There bus recently been a battle of
one kind from the other. Tills distin­ drop a nickel or a dime into the ex­ burg, when Colonel William Bender years.
lcally lost the exlstlmation of the great­ mislaid our baggage. However, to be­ Waterloo In Australia. Waterloo Is a
guishing characteristic is afforded by
Wilson received a magnificent gold
gin:
The discovery of the delicious attar est poet since Milton.”
prosperous suburb of Sydney, governed
the teeth. In nil poisonous snakes tended hand, and the echo of their medal and pennant, the gift of the was quite an accident and took place
"There was a court fool who went to by a mayor and municipal council. At
And yet all these words are to be
there are only two rows of teeth, the “God bless you, lady,” or a simple State as reeognitition of his services as three centuries ago. The Persian Prin­ found in the dictionary.—Tit-Bits.
the miller's to have some grain ground th«* last meeting of tlie council an alder­
fang or fangs being arranged either “thankyou," leaves a memory in their
for ills master. The miller said to him: man alleged that a disproportionate
cess Nour DJilian was strolling through
within tlie two rows or outside of them. hearts that is already aglow witli that a military telegraph operator during the splendid galleries of her palace
“ ‘So you are a fool, eb?'
The Bridal Veil.
tlie
Civil
War,
especially
during
the
amount of public money was being ex­
The harmless snakes have four distinct ringing message that is winging its
” 'I gm ss I am,’ replied the youth.
The origin of the bridal veil Is a dis­
witli her betrothed (the Mongolian
pended on the mayor's ward. Tlie
raids
made
by
tlie
Confederate
troops
rows of teeth, and when the bite shows way around the world, “Peace on
"
‘
A
fool,
eh?
’
said
the
miller.
'We
puted
question
that
will
probably
never
Prince Djibanguyr) and noticed in the
this kind of wound and not any single earth, good will to man." There is a in Pennsylvania, when, at the risk of rosewater basins about the passages be settled. Some see in it nothing ain’t got many fools hereabouts. I’ll mayor retort«*«! witli the word “liar,”
deeper or larger puncture there need tenderness in the human heart that his life, Colonel Wilson established tele­ an ugly, yellowish oil floating on the more than n milliner's substitute for have to examine you a bit. Do you whereupon tlie alderman rushed to th«*
chair and struck tbe mayor. Both were
be no apprehension.
may remain a dead-letter throughout graph lines in the midst of tlie enemy surface. Orders were instantly given the usual flowing tresses which half mind?’
soon on tlie floor, hitting and kicking.
“
’
Oh,
no;
of
course
not,
’
the
fool
an
­
and
operated
t
hem
himself,
keeping
the
concealed
and
half
revealed
a
bride
’
s
to
remove
the
unsightly
fluid,
when
it
the year, but it wakens into new life
They were eventually separated, the
Walking For Malaria.
swered
politely.
beauty
as
she
knelt
at
the
altar.
This
authorities
at
Harrisburg
and
Wash
­
was discovered tlie perfume was also
mayor resumed the chair, and it wns
Obstinate cases of malaria that have during tlie holiday season, and as the
“
'Well,
my
lad.
since
you're
a
fool.
’
opinion
Is
countenanced
by
the
fact
withstood the ocean voyages, mountain Christmas-tide approaches they forget ington fully informed as to the move­ removed. Thus the virtue of the essen­ that Elizabeth Stuart was not thought began tbe miller, ’1 want you first to thought that peace had been restored.
heights nnd quinine dosing are said to to lie seltisli ami endeavor to assist witli ments of Lee. The medal and a com­ tial oil was found out. which is still to require an artificial veil, as nature tell me what you know and afterward But suddenly tlie mayor seized an ink­
stand and hurled it at tlie head of Ills
have been conquered by systematic and their mite in bringing happiness into mission as Colonel were voted to Colonel called in Persia "Attar DJihan.”
had given her an affluence of hair.
what you don't know. Now. to begin.
opponent, missing his aim, but ruining
continued walking. What the malarial some heart that they fear fortune lias Wilson by the last Legislature, and the
Others see Its origin in the veil of the What do you know?’
Culture and Riches.
the shirt fronts of several innocent ai­
patient wants most to do is to sit in­ Is-en none too kind to. Many persons design was seleetisl by Governor Pen­
“ ‘1 know,' said the fool, with a leer, dermen.
If one-tentli as much attention were Hebrews’ marriage ceremony or the
doors, nurse ills aches and pains or to
ny
packer
himself.
It
is
of
solid
gold,
yellow-
“
flammeum
”
of
old
Roman
‘
that
the
miller's
hogs
are
fat.'
lie down and doze. Advocates of tlie reach out their hands for alms that are the size of a half-dollar, suitably in­ devotisl to tlie fools among the middle brides.
.
“‘Good! Very good!’ said the miller.
Australia's Latest I'I iiku *.
walking cure maintain that fresh air is unworthy. But you cannot weigli the scribed ami siis|H'nded from a gold coat and working classes as Is devoted to
A
third
source
is
the
old “care cloth” ‘That is what you know. Now tell us
the
fool
sons
of
tlie
rich,
we
should
be
The caterpillar plague in Australia is
an antidote not only to the malaria it- merits of tin* suppliant that crouches or
of tlie Anglo-Saxons, a square vestment what you don’t know.’
of
arms
of
Pennsylvania,
tlie
colors
in
in
danger
of
believing
with
Carlyle
self, but to the blues, wbicli usually stands in the cold on the pavement lie-
assuming alarming proportions, ami ag­
“The fool leered again.
that the people are "mostly fools.” It held over both bride and bridegroom
accompanies It. Tlielr advice to the fore you, and the generosity that enamel.
riculturists are beginning to fear for
till
they
received
the
nuptial
benedic
­
”
‘
I
don't
know
whose
grain
fattens
Is true that the culture of the suddenly
sufferer is to dress up warmly if the springs so s|s>ntaneously from the
the beautiful crops which have result­
tion.
So
runs
tlie
use
of
the
church
of
’
em,
’
lie
said.
”
—
Boston
Post.
rich is cruder and narrower than the
A Peculiar Phenomenon.
weather is damp or rainy and go out to heart prompts you to bestow what you
ed from the recent splendid rains. Tlie
Sarum and the Hereford missal.
walk. Wear flannel next to tlie skin, can, taking no chances that you have
Invasion Is now extending from tlie
The novel olmervation has is’eii made culture of those who have had genera­
Lastly, it has been held to be merely
Sound Philosophy.
tions
of
wealth
and
leisure,
but
culture
stout slioes and simple hat. If It is
southern part of New South Wales to
by M Berthelot, a distinguishisl French Is relative. The culture of the most an amplification of the coif which medl-
passed
by
some
really
neeiiy
|H-rson,
Senator
Depew
Is
something
of
a
warm, dress lightly, but carry a wrap
chemist, that cannon and other ex­ cultured classes In the old world is the teval brides wore between the garland philoaopber as well as a politician and tlie western border of tlie colony.
to throw around the shoulders against and you mingle with the busy throng
Trains are frequently stopped through
nnd their hair. Margaret Tudor wore
drafts and too rapid cooling off. When with a more comfortable feeling than if plosive discharges ap|M*ar to project result of large wealth possessed for this under her coronet on her marriage corporation lawyer.
the rails being rendered slippery by
He said recently that the narrowest tlie crushed tiodies of the insects, which
one comes to think of It, there i are few you had allowed yourself to shut your dense and eoheaive iniLssts of gas in ad* generations. Culture Is a matter of to the king of Scotland.
escape of his life was when he refused, cross the truck in countless numbers.
maladies on eartli that fresh i air and eyes ami «urn a «leaf ear to the still ditiisi to tlie well-known smoke-rings. growth, but it never grows In poverty.
some thirty years ago. to advance $10.- An extraordinary sight was witnessed
The Visible anil Invisible.
moderate exercise are not good for.
I
small voice that said, “Give, give, give, This gaseous projectile bursts like a Tlie cheapness of the culture of the
very rich in this country as compared
The wisest Indian philosophy has 000 to help Alexander Graham Bell and near Bathurst, where a traveling army
shell
<>n
meeting
tlie
necessary
resist
­
even if it is only a little.” 1 think this
with that of the aristocracy of old never boggled, like ours, over that silly his father-in-law, the late Gardiner
The Spectroscope.
still small voice of conscience that ance. Sime of tlie phenomena of tlie countries Is simply tlie difference be­ word "supernatural.” The Upanishad Hubbard, to develop tlie new "talking of caterpillars, said by eyewitnesses to
Originally the spectroscope was np-
Mont Peleeeruption might Is-explained tween youth and age, a difference of says, “What Is In the visible exists also telegraph,” now so commonly known) be several inches deep, utterly con­
piled only to Chemistry, and In that awakens into new- life Christmas time
sumed th«* oatd in a seventeen acre
limited field proved itself an invalu­ is largely responsible for the army of in this way, burning clouds having as­ experience. There Is a comparative In the Invisible, and what is in Brabm's ns tlie telephone. At tlint time Mr. 1 field and tlie wheat in an adjoining
phyxiated
all
living
creatures
on
their
cheapness
in
the
culture,
bearing
and
Depew
was
counsel
for
Vanderbilt's
lieggars
that
appear
on
the
streets
dur
­
world
is
also
here.
”
The
ultimate,
al
­
able aid in accurate analysis. By bold­
field within u few hours.
route, while persons not exactly on the manners of the people of the west beit unreachable, is as real to the Asi­ Harlem railroad, and Mr. Hubbard was
ing in a Bunsen flame a platinum wire ing the holiday season.
as
compared
with
those
of
the
east,
atic mind as rice, and In the Blingavad- a railway mall Inspector.
line escaped, M. Berthelot would apply
moistened by contact with the skin the
TI m - Worlil's <-<»i«l.
“Hnd 1 accept«*«! tbe proposition,”
presence of a few grains of salt swal­
the same tlnsiry to tlie tunnel disaster and for the same reason. The aristoc­ Glta Arjuna is actually permitted to
Of an estlmntisl <-«sil area of nlwiiit
Speaking of the Christmas-tide, char- in Paris. A gaseous projectile forced racy of the south nnd of New England behold the embodied infinite. Indeed snld Senator Depew. “1 would Lu worth 4.fi.V).(MH) square miles in tlie wosld
lowed a few minutes previously can lie
detected with the flpectroscope. In­ ity-swkers brings to mind another from tlie tunnel would explain why have «.refinement.quite unlike thin oi | it IS Tather this present existence which tmlay about $30,000.<*M). or m.v <*«tnt«* Cliina is credited witli 4,0tM>.<XS> square
deed. so wonderfully refimzL-U ~tl*e- 4-hougiit, and 1 never realized until this |M*rsons were almost instantly siiff'o- the newly made rich in New York nnd . India regards as the illusion, tin* mnya. Would, for with this vast wealtli I mll«*s. Tbe United States has about
work of the spectroscope chemist that year how many people dread this sea­ cated :KH) yards away from tlie actual Chicago and the west They have been , To see the stars we must wait for should have had no incentive to healthy MOlOOO square miles; «treat Britain.
longer In the making.—Gunton's Maga ! njght, and to live we must die. Nor Is work. I should have deteriorat«*d and
he can discover in n substance the pres son of all others. Not because they are
rt’.iuny.
:.,!)* >,
fire, while | htsoiis much nearer were zine.
, It un!ntero»tinc_tc> note in Hindoo clan shouid -probably iiloi Is* «lend and for­ I!.!*“) :n!4cs;
ence of one three-millionth of a grain
France,
miles, nnd Belgium. 510
not in sympathy with this era which passed over unharmed.
sics how these large and happy sereni- gotten.”—Boston News Bureau.
of metal.
Evolution ot the (led.
square miles. Area Is not. however, n
the anthem «if ' glad tidings”
; ties of oriental view have softened per
Bedstead originally meant "the bed aonlficntfons of death.-Sir Edwin Ar­
true measure of value. Tlie antliriieit«*
echoing from the ages past, but lieeause
Didn’t See Them.
Too l.ar«r « Contnilnulon.
Tea Cures Mountain Sickness.
place ” The truckle bid was tlie first nold.
"How did your nephew's wedding of the vacant chair the little empty
Dr. Francis McNamara tells of a fields of Pennsylvania Include an area
A s,ieeific for the mysterious malady advance on the bench, and then the
of only 4<M square mll<*s, lint these are
pass off?”
stis'kings that will never again hang known as mountain sickness is claimed tester suspended from the roof. Then
«omplalnt
mnde by n patient to whom
Pnylna Bets.
nndoubteilly of more value tlinn any
"Just splendid.”
Ye
submitted
ii
bill.
from the fireplace waiting to lie tillisl by M. Passtoukhof, a Russian to|s>- came in the Arabian bed—a name per­
Should yon happen to be In the vlcfn
coal area of like extent anywhere In
"Were there nny contretemps?”
"1
charge«!
$2
for
the
visit,
ns
usual,
by the merry old elf w ho creeps down
haps derived from the crusades. The ity of the Penn Charter school and see 1
I
"I don't think so. I didn't see any. the chimney when all good children grapher. In several years s|»ent in the
but the man refus«*«! to pny. I I iik I b<-en the work!.
Caucasus lie climls-d such mountains four poster-came from Austria in the sue boy kicking another violently nnd summoned to nttend a child who lind
You see, we had the church thoroughly
fifteenth century. The late Queen Vic­ jet dispassionately don't attempt to
A Delayed “TaUlnir."
cleaned up before the wedding took are expected to tie asleep. “I hate as the Grand Ararat, Mount Uasbeh,
interfere, for the peacemaker will not swallowed a fifty cent plc<•<■ nnd was
toria
always
carried
her
bedstead
about
One
of
the doctors of West Frnnklyn,
Christmas,"
said
a
lady
the
other
day,
place.”—Cleveland Plain Denier.
and Mount Elbuz, and suffered much
aliont to choke. I got tbe.coin and Me., who wns making n free vaccina­
“and I wish I could goof!' or rather go from mountain sickness. On one is- with her, and so did the nobles in the be tolerated. Tlie pastime is confined sav«*d the child.
tion tour, called at a house nnd impiir-
to sleep and not wake up until after« «. casion he and his companions drank middle ages. The coverlid or counter­ almost entirely to the smaller boys of
Their Haste.
“But the man refus«*d to pny the bill. «*<1 of the lady in charge If she wlslieil
point, whence comes counterpane, wns the school and demonstrates that the
"Their marriage was a hasty nffnlr, is al) over.” It was but the echo of hot tea. Relief was almost instantane­
He
declared
that
$2
for
recovering
50
often splendidly embroidered. Yet the gambling Instinct Is Innate. The little
to tie vacclnnted. “No. I wns vncci
I understand."
many other sa<f hearts that have laid ous, and in later trials tin- reim-dy has beds at thia time were often only sacks fellows, not being liberally supplied rents wns n bigger charge than he Imd
natisl forty years ngo. ami it <lld not
"Yes, indeed. They told the minister their treasures away and whose homes
of straw. Feather beds came from with spending money, as a rule, still sny idea of paying. His logic sounded take until two years ago. I think Unit
to hurry, ns they hnd engaged a cab­ seem so empty that they cry out in lieelt invariably successful.
reasonable
didn't
it?"
France in the fourteenth century, but make bets witli each other on the out
I am fully prot«*cted."
man by the hour."—Judge.
their agony. They look alsiut them
A woman of Philadelphia wants a di­ straw was in general use long after. come of various events, particularly
Papa
Did
Too.
and see the family circles of their vorce liecati** whenever she asks for Blankets of wool were not introduced those of an athletic nati're. "Pll bet
Custom may lead a num Into many
“This is my son Frederick, Mr. Fos
Old nnd Good.
by Blanket of BrNMol, who made them, you five kicks” is one of the favorite
errors, but it Justifies none. Holding. friends complete, no missing links there. market money hubby prays over her. for the word, in the sense of a coarse wagers, and the loner takes his punish­ dick,” said Mr. Glanders proudly. In­
Many young men fail in life because
They envy the happy fathers ami Boor Philadelphia. Is it reallv that
woolen fabric, existed before.
ment like a stoic. So if you should see troducing Lis five-year-old boy to bis they don't know a chnn<*e when they
mothers who can say, “Merry Christ»
A Natural Misapprehension.
taxi?
one boy being kicked by another rest caller.
have it and only know what Is lost
"You flay the audience laughed when m.is to all and a Happy New Year.’’
"Well. Frederick,” said the caller, when it Is too late. These youngsters
A I.Ine nt 4rtl*>B.
Msnred that he is merely paying a debt
ymi recited ’Marco Bozza r Is' In Chica­ How we long for those who have Iss-n
"do you obey your mamma?”
“You nee." said ffle young lawyer. of hanor.—Philadelphia Record.
It ipay be more blessed to give than
who want to la* ninsters over the men
go?”
“Yea, sir.” replied Frederick prompt­ who are educating them, and to whom
client is accused of bigamy, and
called home. What a tide of fond ree- to rupeive. but it's mighty comforting
la thiflnui.
ly. “and so does papa.”
'
answered Mr. Stormington ollis-tions sweep over us when we turn Ui have some one pay your bills.
lie'« guilty: so I hardly know bow to
they owe the inspiration of their Ilves,
Barnes. "Yon see. when I came to the memory's pages to the time when it
Archie—See how I am run after, All
defend him.”
all wind up by being slaves. One les­
lines beginning Strike!’ the people
these
are
invitations.
"Why,
that"!
easy,"
said
the
old
InW-
1
When
a
mail
will
kill
himself
because
son for all lenders learn to ote y till
was an unbroken family circle. We
Some people have a way of getting
thought It was a local allusion.”-
Friend—flood gracious! All Invita­ < woman refuses to marry him it Is you are able to command. This is old
yer. "Defend him on the ground of
could cry out in our agony, but must there before they realize how fast they
I
Washington Star.
tions?
InvMat
I
ms
to
what?
Insanity and get a few henpecked hus­
lonclnslve evidence that tbe woman and good.—Schoolmaster.
k<« p «¡lent, for it is a time of all >>tln rs «re going.
I Archie— To call and settle accounts.
bands on tlie Jury " Puck.
ras right —Baltimore Herald.
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