Bandon recorder., February 11, 1904, Image 3

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f
■«Banal am OcatffM« im
they it nlver tire talkin’ iv him. tue
OUR ATMOSPHERE
BLAki,
WOMAN AND FASHION
grün' fella entirely, ah' credit
1.1«
wh
Ì tìn VI' u J
The Ulatnaet
Which II Gatendr
father, that be Is. Au' he'd ’a' lie«-u
WKAI’PISC. ... 1 /tl
Boma-tblng N*W.
Abuvv lh<- Karafa'« Surface.
setnlln' such Leartnoi c- messages to HOW THE NORWEGIANS EXPLAIN
Ä lOUNt
The lllustialimi shows one of tlM
OARD STOCK
One of tbe many uncertain elements
me with ye. <X'h. God bliss Micky!"
WHY THE SEA IS SALT.
new toque*
It 1* mad of white
...Straw and Hinder«' Hoard...
I
In
meteorology
Is
the
height
to
which
The Yankee was moving very uneasily
cbenillff braid, with Alsatian bow In
as-a7-s»-a< Fir»t Nt root
the earth'* atmosphere extends. In
from one foot to another, but l’oniuü
T*l. Mei. UHI
t
SAN FRANCISCO
Magic
Mill
That
Ground
Out
Rleheu
former
days
It
was
taught
somewhat
stood between him and the door.
By SE LIMAS MACMANUS
For th* Poor Brother While It
dogmatically that a height exceeding
“l*oor Micky's doin' better than ever
Frlahlened the Rich Our—The Bail­
forty five mile* wu* unthinkable for a
a boy wint out iv the parish afore or
or Who Made It Grind Balt.
Copyright. 1IM0. by S tuhium M ai M auu «
gas constituted a* the nlr I*. This belief
since. Every wan comes home tells
was shaken by calculations respecting
me that. But he couldn't otherwise
There is an old fashioned Norwegian
tbe altitude of meteors, which became
nor well, for he was the fond son iv folk tuIk that accounts In a very curious
ONNAL BROGAN had been a
Incandescent by collision with our at
his father. Micky, goln’ away, anld Way for the salt in the sea. According
kind father to Micky ever, and
mospliertc envelope nnd were certainly, Hero Are Seme of the Convincing
he’d nlver forget me. an' he nlver did. to the story, the waters of the ocean
a loving one. In the endeavor
renderail visible in this way nt altl
Facta Thnt CauHcJ uo to Take
An’ Fin waitin’ every day ever I rise were not always salt. But long ago
tildes of ever seventy miles. Professor
te give "|X»r .Micky, poor
wantin' to see Micky, a Jlntleman from there were two brothers living away
tlie Aße ncy for the Fulton Com
Newcomb deduced from the meteor
boy," the benefit of a schooling with
the crown iv his bend to the sole Iv Ills up in the northland. One was very
pounds, tlicl'lrut Things Known
Master Mclionagh of Ardltoal. Connal
shower of Nov. 13. 1867. that the alt
foot, come sthridin* In iv that doora rich, and tlie other was very poor. One
that Cure Chronic Kidney Dis«
must reach to 100 or 110 miles from the
did both hi» own share of work on the
with his two hands out to the father brother had herds of cattle and flocks
•aaea.
little farm and the greater part of the
earth's
surface.
Dr.
T.
J.
See
of
W
iah
he niver forgot. An' afther that any of fat mountain sheep, while the poor
share that should fall to wee Micky.
ington essayed to determine the prob­
time God chiKises to call Connal Bro­ one had just about nothing at all ex­
n-«l, lel II b* di*tlneltj nBderstood that
lem by watching the disappenrance ot •very
“The i'arnln’,” he said, “’ll nlver b*
gan he'll die a happy man. God Al­ cept a wife and ever so many children.
one of theoa»«« below bad been diaguuHeU
■ burden to Micky. It's alsy carried.
blue
sky
after
sunset
Accepting
Lord
mighty bliss poor Micky!"
by
one or more physicians as chronic aud in­
One Christmas eve there was nothing
1 haven’t milch to give the poor hoy
Rayleigh's theory that the blue color curable; seeccd. n<Xe the certainty of the re­
In a thick voice and tremulous Micky in the bouse for them to eat, and the
(thunks be to God for all his marries)
of the sky Is due to reflection of sun sults as shown by tho recovery also of the
Brogan said. "Good night—thunky!” poor man's wife said to her husband:
but 1 can athriw to let bint have the
light from minute particles of oxygen friends they told who were similarly afUictud
and went hurriedly out into the dark­
“If I had a rich brother, as you have,
bit Iv I’arnln’ anyhow, though I nlver
and nitrogen In the upper layers of with 8ui*D>srd incurable kidney diseases.
ness.
1 would go and ask him for something
N. W. Spaulding, Presttent Spaulding Saw
got It ntesilf.” And accordingly, ex
the atmosphere. Dr. See on a series of
•
••••••
for these poor children to eat Tomor­
Co , San Francisco, bud a recovery in bis own
•
cept in the very throng of ware and
evenings
traced
with
the
eye
“
the
last
family
aud told several others who recovered
One night some years after a hand­ row will be Christmas day. and there
A <1'1 Weake. capitalist, Sun Francisco,
harvest, Micky was only asked to gc
footsteps of departing day” by tlie
some fellow, elegantly dressed, sat him . Is not a crust of bread In the bouse.”
recovei <1 hiuwelf and told two friend* who re-
evanisiiment of the final trace of blue
to the field on Saturdays and on the
So he went to his brother and told
down beneath the Ijizy Bush at the
Dr Curl D Zicle, pioneer druggist. 522 Pacific
evenings of school days. And when
In the firmament. He then computed street.
I’oolbeg Cross and was lost in thought! him how much they needed his help.
THE NEW SHAPE FOR TOqVES.
San Francisco, recovered Luuseif aui
Micky grew up and looked nlxnit him
gave it to mure than a dozen patients who re­
for some time. He drew out a little The rich man gave him a nice Hitch of front and lily buds in black and white from the data of the Nautical Almanac covered
and saw that a you«!“ man's ambitions
Charles Engelke. editor of the German paper,
bag. which opened on a running string, bucon and told him to go to an old ma­ nt the left side of bandeau. The hit the position of the sun at the time, nnd
were not likely to be satisfied ill poor
Francisco, recovered himself aud told it to
and looked at tlie little treasure of gold gician who lived somewhere In tho ter Is high, to lift hat off the face n simple calculation In spherical trigo­ fian
a number who recovered, one of them beiug
nometry
gave
tbe
approximate
height
Ireland he said:
Cbarlea F. Wacker, tlie Sixth street tuecchaut.
pieces that It held and smiled. He put mountains. 1 do not know why be sent at front and sides.
of the reflecting layer. The mean of
“With God’s help, father, 1 tldnk I’ll
R. M. Wood, editor Wine aud Spirit Review,
the bag Into Ills pocket again and, get­ the poor man to the magician, for the
recover«-«! himself and lo!d it to several whs
several observations is 131 miles.
push out to Amerlky an’ thry me for
recovered, amoug them being an old-school
ting to bis feet, pushed forward, lie latter did not bear a very good name
Eton Effect*.
tune there."
physician.
llftiil the latch on Connal Brogan’s in the neighborhood. However, when
Edward Short of the San Francisco Call re
The short Jacket lias un Eton effect,
Salt and Ice.
Ills father said sadly, "Mljgy. don't
door and strode In. There was a man he came to the magician’s stronghold although its rather deep, tight fitting
eoverud, also hrosof bisMssdSt Tis: William
Does salt melt ice? In this question Martin, Captain Hubbard of the Houoluiu route
laive me.”
B
dreaming by the fireside. The stron­ everybody about the place wanted to stitched licit gives a trim fit over the
there Is but a half truth suggested, and William Hawkins of the U. S Quarter-
But Micky, though lie was touched,
master's Department of San Francisco
ger said thickly "Futlier!” and the old buy his flitch of bacon. lie could not hips. It Is closed at the throat, but I
since salt no more melts ice than ice John A. Pht lps of the Hotel Repeller, San
replied:
man bounded to Ills feet with R cry j understand why It was, but bethought below the fronts are free. They are
Francisco, and two of his friends, etc. etc
melts
salt.
Heat
Is
the
main
ngent
"Biit, father, what Is there for r.
Tbe kidneys are the sewers that strain the
that almost seemed one of pain. The If there was so much demand for the ornamented with stitched pieces of the
whereby a body passes from a solid poisons out <>f the system We can stand the
poor boy tn Irelau’ what but hunger
stranger had his arms extended. "Fa- I bacon be would at least make the best material In n stole shape, although
derangemeut for a short while, but when the
to
a
liquid
state.
It
has
been
well
an' hardships?”
luterference b« comes chronic ipermaneut), as
ther!" he said. "Father! Micky has bargain he could for It
these merge almost completely into the known, however, for centuries that cer­ first explain'd by Bright, it is only a question
“Indeed, an' troth ye say th rue.
"Well,” be said, “I ought by rights to jacket, so firmly are they stitched and
come home to you!"
of how long bef -re death will ensue It is then
tain
solid
bodies
when
brought
togeth
­
called Brights Disease and incurable.
All
Micky, mo paladin," said his father.
And when his father’s gray bead lay take this bacon home to my good dame so rigorously are they pressed.
er
(as
here,
salt
and
ice)
have
such
a
kidney troubles develop into this form about
“but It ’ll put hard upon me to have ye
on bls shoulder he said. "Father, I snid for our dinner tomorrow, but since you
the
8th
to
loth
month.
The
above
cases
were
There is a low, stitched collar in­ chemical affinity for one another—I. e..
laive inc.”
e
I wouldn't forget!”
all seem to have set your hearts on it I serted with panne velvet in the gun their tendency to combine nnd melt is Incurable by all other known means. People
haviug kidney disease should begin at first with
“God's grace be on ye’, Micky, mo suppose you must have it. If I sell it, metal shade. The rather scant cape
“Arrah, father," Micky said In a tone He met vitti erti companion», who In­
only known thing that will cure it if It lias
so grout—that beat is drawn front all the
reached tlie serious stage
Fulton’s Kenai
paisdin! Sure, for wan short minute however, I want a good price for It.”
that affected a courage which Ids heart
duced him to drink.
collar Is shaded Into scallops. Gun surrounding sources ns well ns from Compound for Bi Ight's ar d Kidney Dtsesars. #1;
They offered him a good round sum, inetnl buttons ornament the bottom ot the store latent in these substances f« r Diabetes, |i 50 John J Fulton Co., 4t»V
did not feel, “don’t talk that way scribe and send him home to Ireland— In all these twelve long years I niver
Washington street, San Francisco, sole com­
Sure If I go till Amerlky for a couple iv friends who for kinship sake had come doubted ye—I niver doubted ye!"
but that would not do.
the Jacket, and the stoles are further themselves.
pounders Send for pamphlvU W« are Ute aoi<
years sure It Isn't goln' out iv the to be thoroughly ashamed of Idin and
"I will let you have It," he said, “if ornamented at intervals with white
•acuts
fox Uaa city.
When this is the ease they become
you will give me that quern yonder be­ silk tassels. The bouffHiit sleeves have chilled and make a freeziug mixture.
wurrul* I am. Don’t think, father, dear, friends who bad a regard for him be­
SCRUBBING IN HUNGARY.
that bekase I put a few miles atween cause of Ids father. So over the wa­
hind the door.”
the fullness laid Into the armhole in the temperature dropping till the beat
us I'll forget ye.”
A quern Is one of the things that it inch wide plaits. The puff, is caught drawn from the two sources—external
ter he was sent, his friends breathing i Pest Is n Spotless Town Even to the
Middle ot Her Streets.
would be very hard to find nowadays, in at the wrist into oddly shaped, nar­ aud internal—Is sufficient to keep pace
“No, no, no! I don’t tldnk it at all, a hearty ’Thank God!" when Ids ship I
at all. I don’t dhralm Iv such a thing, steamed away from the New York! In Fest if your hat drops or is knock­ because they have gone out of fashion. row cuffs trimmed with panne velvet.
with the rate of melting.
The mortality among
bablws during ttat
Micky,” Ids father said quickly.
ed off the chair where you laid it you A quern Is a mill for grinding corn by
docks.
Fahrenheit in 17G2 made use of this three teething year» is something frightful.
"No, father, but I’ll be tit to do some­
feel
that
properly
it
ought
to
have
been
:
hand,
and
!♦
consists
of
two
large
The
census
of
shows
that about one In
Trimiuliiit of Frocks.
When, under cover of night, Micky,
very melting mixture when he secured every seven succumbs.
thin’ both for yersllf an' inesllf In,thou having walked thus far from the port brushed before Instead of after it fell. ; stones, an upper and a lower one, the
Bands of velvet flowered satin as what he thought was absolute cold, The cause Is apparent. With baby's
fyon) country when 1 can't do for ei­ of Derry, entered his own parish, he If you never looked up from the pave-| upper one having a handle by which it well as of other flowered brocades are thereby marking the freezing point on bones hardening, the fontanel (opening in th«
ther Iv us in this.” Micky’s father had sat down under the Iaizy Bush at the ment you would be forever thinking ' may be turned around on the lower used to trim one color frocks of crape, his thermometer at 32 degrees.—An­ skull) closing up ond Its teetli forming, al)
these coming at once create a demand fol
to bow bls head and let bls boy go in I’oolbeg Cross, Just one mile from Ids that it had just been raining and hope- 1 stone, grinding the corn or grain be­ silk, wool, silk grenadine, chiffon, etc., swers.
bone material that nearly half the littl«
The result ia
systems are deficient in.
peace to push both their fortunes. "Fa­ father's house. It was seven years ing with such a bright sun the pave­ tween them.
and are ordinarily set Into the materia)
I eevishnesa, weakness, sweating, fever, dlar-
ther,” Micky said in his young enthusi­ past since last lie saw the I.azy Bush, ment would dry soon. With a Turkish
Tho old magician nt first laughed out­ with openwork stitching or lacc. Sharp­
rhoea, brain troubles, convulsions. etc., that
A
Crater
l.nkc.
asm on the morning of bis departure, he reflected seven years past since he, , fondness for having things brought to right at the Idea of any one thinking ly scalloped luce defines the borders ot
prove terribly fatal, The deaths In 1W0 uikler
Deep in the summit of the Cascade three years were 304,1*88. to say nothing of
“I'll make ii man Iv ye afore I'm long high hearted w ith hope and happy w ith him where he sits the Hungarian has that he would part with his quern, but many of these bonds, and Indeed scal­
vast number outside the big cities that
range, in the state of Oregon, some the
In Amerlky. an' a man Iv •nesllf.”
n<>t reported,
repotted, and this in the Unit««!
were not
his father’s parting blessing, had trip­ combined a mania for the Immersion , the owner of the bacon Insisted that he loped or waving lines are much In evi­ slxty-flve miles north of the California States
alone.
“God bliss ye, Micky, a-cbulsle mo ped by this hush. He remembered bow of all Inanimate if not animate objects would be satisfied with nothing less
When
baby
to sweat, worry or cry
dence.
line, lies Crater lake. The United out in sleep begins
chroldhe. God Almighty bliss ye an’ full of dreams Ids heart was that morn­ which Is anything but Turkish. The! than that, so he finally got it
don’t wait, ami th* need ii
The
scalloped
Inces
are
not,
however,
States
government,
recognizing
its
neither
medicine
nor
narcotics.
What the
guard over ye.”
ing. The picture of Ids Innocent self, scrubbing which the Dutch housewife | When he reached his own door the the irregularly outlined Inces of curlier
little system is crying out for Is more bon«
And Connal Brogan cried salt tears bright and buoyant, stepping out brisk­ applies to her stoop Is carried into the clock was striking 12 and his wife was seasons, but are In their most modish worth as an educational feature, wise­ material. Sweetman s Teething Food sup­
of thousands
when Micky, bis joy ami Ids pride, was ly with head high in air that day and middle of the street, only the city does ' waiting for him, ready to scold him for expression straight on their upper ly secured possession of It and made a plies it. It has saved tlie to Ilves
Improve within
national park of tbe locality. Au area of babies. 'I hey beg I n ia what
gone.
phyalciana
Here
hours,
n band of comrades conveying 1dm on stoop and all. The municipality's staying so long.
edge anil scalloped only at the bottom. of 250 square miles is thus protected. forty>eight
think of it.
A lonely man now, Connal Brogan ills way. stood out before bls eyes now ubiquitous servants are the men with
“What In the world kept you so Among the successful novelties Is such
2934 Washington St.,
The
surface
of
Crater
lake
is
rather
tolled on upon his little farm. Sad- with a saddening distinctness, and he the liose and tlie men and women with long?" she asked. “And what are we lace In macrame nnd other heavy
San Francisco, June 2, 1SM».
ness'was in his heart, but a buoyant remembered well saying to Ids convoy the broom, who even sweep up the pet­ going to do with thnt old quern when threads, with deep fringe knotted Into more than 6,200 feet above sea level. Gentlemen—I am prescribing your food in
the multitude of baby troubles due to im-
It
is
an
oval
basin
between
twenty
and
hope also, which relieved the oppres­ as they trotted cheerily on: "Boys, the als of the flowers In the parks as they we have no corn to grind?”
A large percentage of in-
dentition,
the scallops of the lower edge.
twenty-one square miles In area, sur­ peded
fantile ilia and fatalities are the rest'lt of
sion. In a month's time came a cheery day Micky Brogan comes back, a Yan­ fall. The promptness of units in per­
Then he told her of his trading the
rounded by cliffs which range from slow teething. Your fo.xl aupplies what the
letter from Micky, who had landed kee. will be a big day for Inver. It's forming tlielr tusks is such that you bacon for tlie quern. She was dread­
demand«, and 1 have liad
The I!*« of Chiffon.
more than 500 to nearly 2,000 feet in deficient system
success witi: It. .n acore» of -case*
safely and was going to do great me ’ll make the money spin, or i’ll give might well believe that you are living fully put out about It and especially at
Chiffon is more used thnn ever, and height, the ground falling more gradu­ surprising
this
diet,
given
witn
their r r-gular food, haa
things, of which his father would hear ye wan giy flight anyhow.”
In the horseless age. One thing to be the loss of the bacon.
the wonder Is bow we ever did with­ ally from their rim to tlie present up­ not failed to check the infantile dlatreaaee.
more In the next letter.
Several
of
the
more
eerious cases would, 1
“
Just
wait
a
minute,
”
said
her
hus
­
avoided.
It
seems,
is
nny
lack
111
num
­
And. remembering this, he put his
out It. It forms an interlining be­
sure, have been fatal without it. It can-
But, though the patient, hopeful, lov­ hand Into his pocket and pulled out bers of the legionaries. If tlie postman band, "before you begin to complain, tween lace nnd silk, and thousands land level. This great sheet of blue feel
not be too quickly br-'i night to the attention
water.
111
places
almost
2,000
feet
deep,.
ing. poor father waited seven years both the contents and the pocket it­ does not hurry there are enough of anil see If I did not do right this time.” upon thousands of yards have been
of the mothers of the country. It is an ab-
looking for that next letter, it never self. There were a two shilling piece, him to collect the mails often and on
And, putting the quern on the table, kilted and frilled for the hems of Is interrupted near its western margin solute necessltv.
L. C. MKNDK1., M D.
by a pyramidal rocky mass, called
came.
time.—Frederick Falmer In Scribner’s. he told it to grind enough good things gowns. Felerlnes nnd mantles of many
n sixpence and four pennies.
Wizard Island, itself evidently n vol-
Petaluma,
3a!.,
September 1. 1M1.
Micky had liad a series of misfor­
to make a first rate dinner for twelve Bhapes are made In this fabric for
“An' the clothes on me back,” he
Dear Sira—I have Juat tried the teething
tunes. lie did not get work us soon as Baid then, “but pitiful wans enough
MacMuhon’ii Simplicity.
hungry mouths. His wife could hardly evening wear, nnd some of it Is per­ canlc vent.—Philadelphia Record.
food In two canea and in both it was a aue-
cesa. One waa a very aerioua case, so criti­
he expected and during the period of for a come home Yankee!” w hich was
The French cynics never knew Just believe her eyes ns she stood there and fectly charming with appliques of
cal that It was brought to me from another
Hallock Skin Dost».
anxious suspense could not write. He deplorably true. For the first time what to make of Marshal MacMalion's watched the quern grinding out dain­ painted velvet Velvet flounces are,
city for treatment. Fatal resulta were feared-
There
are
few
more
primitive
meth
­
In three days the baby ceased worrying and
met with evil companions, who induced Since he had set out. Ills resolve to go simplicity and candor. Once while he ties enough to last a week.
however, superseding chiffon in many ods of transportation than those In use commenced
eating and is now well. Its action
him to drink and drown thought, and to ids home and to ids father weak­ was president the council of ministers
The rich brother chanced to hear liow instances.—Washington Star.
In
case was remarkable. I would ad­
today by natives of northern India who vise thia
y.>u to put it In every drug store in thia
then he would not write. When he got ened. and lie wavered for several min­ were divided on a question in the af­ well bls poor brother’s family was liv­
make their homes in the vicinity of tbe city. Yours,
a |s>sitlon, he lost it again before he utes.
firmative side of which MacMahon him­ ing, and when he came and saw what
-
As t'p to Date Costume.
I. M PROCTOR. M. D.
swift flowing Sutlej. The boats of
had saved money to semi home and
self
felt
the
deepest
interest.
When
an
elegant
table
they
kept
he
was
en
­
“Och! Och!” And he relieved him­
these
aborigines
are
nothing
more
or
*
Sweetman
’
s
Teething
Food will carry baby
then did not like to write, and after self of a sigh. “I'll go in God's name. they came to vote on it they found vious and wanted to know where they
and comfortably through th« rnwst dan­
less than bullock skins Inflated by the safely
this varied luck continued for some If 1 hadn’t a penny In me pocket or a themselves tied—five voting “yea” and got the money to buy the things. For
gerous period of child life. It renders lanc­
breath of the natives themselves. Two ing of the gums unnecessary. It ia the safest
time. Micky was a demoralized boy stitch to me back, I'd meet a welcome five "nay.” "Well, gentlemen," said tlie a long time they kept the secret of the
natives may be seen hard at work fill­ plan and a blessing to the baby to not wail
ami forgot to write.
uymptomi but to commence giving it the
from me father.” he said then, with president, with a sigh, "I confess I am old quern, but somehow It got out at
ing
the skins with air. Having inflat­ for
fourth or fifth month.
Then all the teetl
But. though Micky forgot Ids father, grim resolve.
sorry, but the motion is lost."
last. They were so proud of it that
will come healthfully, without pain, dis
ed
them
to
their
satisfaction,
they
will
that father let not one waking hour
Ills five opponents exulted In their they could not help telling all about it,
trese or lancing. It is an auxiliary to thet!
When he came to Ids father’s door,
leap aboard nnd paddle themselves regular diet and easily taken. Price 50 centi
puss In which lie did not send long, Ids weaker self told him to linger and to victory. Ills five associates looked re­ and the rich brother insisted on buy­
across the river, great skill and strength (enough for six weeks), «ent postpaid on re
long thoughts after "poor Micky." He look in at the w indow, but Ids grimmer spectfully astonished, but said nothing. ing the quern. Finally they let him
of price. Pacific Coast Agents, Inlam
being necessary to sustain their equi­ celpt
Drug Co.. Mills Building. San Franclsc*
knew not. did not for a moment sus­ self said. "Micky, if ye linger yer lost.” After the meeting one of the latter call­ have It for $300.
librium
during
the
passage.
But
even
pect, what had really happened to He boldly lifted the latch and strode ed the president aside. “M. le presi­
It kept on grinding for its new own­
should the boats overturn they are
Micky. When a boy returned to the into the room. His father, with now a dent," he whispered, “we were nmnzed er, but he was afraid of It, never feel­
l-'nst l)ny« In llunal*.
easily righted, and the natives are with­
parish from America, returned to D<s>- tinge of gray in his hair which had not ut the result of that vote, but held our ing sure of what It would do next, so
Fast days In Russia are numerous
out exception expert swimmers.
rln. Ardaglde. Glenalny or Bimlan from been there in Micky’s time, was sitting pence out of regard for you. We had lie made bls brother take It back at
Besides tlie. ordinary Lenten period,
Boston, from Philadelphia from Texas on a low stool smoking and so Intently supposed that you were of the same the same price. The poor man was
which, however, in Russia is forty­
ItebnklnK a Ilnke.
or Colorado, Connal Brogan spat upon gazing into the blaze on the hearth mind with ourselves.”
glad to get It back again, and it ground
An English duke of great wealth and eight days long inst -d of forty, they
his stick anil went to visit the returned that Micky's coming In did not rouse
“So I am,” answered MacMahon, out untold riches for himself and his
large estates had occasion one day to have three shorter pc ds of fasting—
Yankee and from him sought for news him. Micky stood a few moments In "heartily.”
family. They had everything they de­
dismiss one of his laborers. As the one of nineteen day
June, one of
of “poor Micky" in Brooklyn, and none the center of the floor and then strode
“Then why did you not assert your sired, among other tilings a golden
angry man was turning away be sud­ fourteen days In Au. t. and another
of those who came from Brooklyn and up to the tire to his father's side, when fight and cast the decisive vote?”
bouse to live In, and the people came
denly remembered that the duke’s of thirty-three days h N ivembcr ar.d
knew Micky and knew how be was suddenly bls father looked up and then
“Upon m.v faith,” exclaimed the hon­ from every land to see the magnifi­
“lady” held a position at court with December. There are a. q three single
living, one day In a good position and stood tip and said:
est old soldier, “I never once thought cence of the family that owned the
the queen. Thnt was bis chance and dnys of fasting, of which ‘wo are also
well dressed, next day oil the stris-ts
wonderful quern.
“Sthrtinger. I beg yer pardon, but I of it!"
his cue, so he turned round on the holidays.
and in rags—not one of these luid the was thlnkln'. Take that salt.”
One day a stranger, an old seaman
Fasting is a serious matter In Russia,
duke. “Ob. yes. your grace.” he said;
Semiteetotal.
heart to tell Connal how matters really
who had been all around the then
"I'm coinin'- back from Amerlky,”
“I’ll go home. But, though I'm a poor for fish, milk and eggs are forbidden
Archdeacon Sinclair told the Semi known world, enme to see the quern
were.
Micky said.
man, thank God I never bad to send ns well us meats. Tbe result Is that the
“Oil." they all said. "Micky Is a
“From Amerlky! Indeed, an' yer teetotal Fledge association of tlie diary and wanted It to grind salt.
my missis out to service, as you do markets for such products are largely
of
a
Scotch
shepherd,
which
read:
"Sun
­
gr:iu' fella an’ doin' tine.”
welcome then, ceuil fallte." And he
It is supposed that the owner of the
yours.”
cut off for about one-third of tbe year
Connal’s heart was always raised nt took Micky's hand ami shook ft hearti­ day—Up in the morning at 0—a dram quern was rich enough by this time, for
and dairy farming becomes unproflt
(whisky).
Went
out
to
see
the
sheep
—
hearing this, and Ids joy rekindled.
he let it go for a moderate sum, and,
ly. “Sit down, man. Any wan from
able, as strict observance of fasts Is n
Ineffectnnl Aspiration.
“I'll warrant Micky’s a gran’ fella Amerlky Is welcome here, for I have a dram. Came borne to breakfast—a fearing that he might repent of having
“Your Uncle Jim is a good ileal of ■ weightier matter with the people than
entirely?” he would say. with a ques­ In that country a boy iv me own a dram. Looked round the bouse—a sold It, the old sailor put to Bea at once
honesty or nny other feature of our
dram.
Washed
and
dressed
for
chutch
statesman.
Isn't be?”
tion In his tone.
with
his
prize,
anxious
to
know
how
it
boy whose like ye wouldn't meet an’
“Yes,” said the young man. "He's a system of morals.
“Indeed an' he Is a gran' fella out an’ thravel from here to there an' back —a dram. Took a brandy before going would work. When he had sailed so
statesman. He's been tryin’ to be ■
out,” the Yankee would reply.
again. A flue boy he Is entirely an' the to kirk lest I should smell of whisky far out that no nne could reach him, lie
Charles l.nmb'a Gr*««.
politician for a long time, but every
"An’ doin’ very tine, eli?"
best behaved In Amerlky, an' It's me Is in the bouse of the Lord!”
Bald to the quern:
On one occusion when Edmund Clar­
The name of the association was re­
tlm* he runs for office be gets brat”—
"Very fine entirely. Connal—very fine. the proml father for him. Maybe ye
"Grind salt and grind both fast and
ence Stedman was visiting in New
Washington Star.
Indeed.”
come across him In yer thravels. He’s sponsible for the archdeacon's own ex­ good.”
England be was called upon by the
"I’ll warrant ye. I'll warrant ye," re­ Micky—Micky Brogan. He's fair hair­ perience. He was once lunching alone
No sooner had he given the order
FIllIM PARIS
nead ot the house while at dinner to
■In
the
house
of
a
friend
ccBflned
to
his
The
Eloptnflr
Philosopher.
than the quern began to grind heaps
flectively, poking the Door with ills ed like yerself, tiut n ilall stouter an
The Illustration shows a Faris crea­ “We’re going to miss getting a room­ Invoke the divine blessing. “I was
stick. "He’s mindin' himself well, an’ hardier, an’ he carries himself like a room by an accident. The housekeeper and heaps of salt all over the deck un tion. It Is a tailor suit of brown
brought
up
a
tray
of
good
things
and
ful of presents, George,” said tho denr rather surprised and for half a minute
til the ship was ready to sink to the
bls religion, an' behavin’ lilmself like king’s son. Would ye have met him
asked tlie archdeacon what he would bottom of the sea. Scared half to zltiellne with black braiding nnd belt girl as she elopod with the youth of her sorely tempted,” said Mr. Stedman In
at all in yer th ravels?”
be always knew liow?”
relating the 1'icliUut “Then I ruse to
cbnle*.
have to drink, for, she said, “I’ve 'erd death, the old sailor bogged tho qtiorn of brown leather.
It wn.s often trying on the questioned
Micky bad bnd tikJm.ir.hls «boulder
the occasion and asked a grace which
“
Yes,
”
he
cheerfully
replied,
“
and
one to carry on the untruths, but there against the brace and had let his head you f<- dot a teiiqs-rute gentleman."
to stop grinding salt. He got down on
An Economical I’ettlcoat,
I remembered." "But, Mr. Stedman,”
was no way out of It. "Yls, Indeed, drop. He said, "No, no!"
his knees to It.
Fettlcoat* are rather important Items we're going to bear the loss with a demanded a young woman of the party
Love.
But there was no use talking to It. In tlie winter outfit. The most prac­ good deal of philosophy, when we re­ eagerly, "to what were you sorely
mindin' Ids religion an' himself an’ n
"Ah. pity ye didn't meet with poor
Love Is a great healer. The worst It went on grinding, grinding, and soon
moral (model) iv behavior."
tical plan Is to have more tlinn one member that we don't have to give n tempted?” "To do as Charles Lamb
Micky! God’s bllssln* be alswt him!
“Yls. yls. that's Micky, that's poor But sit. man. sit. Yer far from strong characteristic trait of a man and of n the vessel went down with its weight flounce to each top. These flounces are roomful of presents In return.”—Cleve­ did under similar circumstances.” “Anil
Micky a very moral Iv behavior, as lookin'. Amerlky didn't agree with woman has been known to be cured of salt. And the quern still keeps on provided with a comely row of button land Plain Dealer.
that was?” "He looked about the board
grinding In the depths of the ocean, holes; the buttons reach to the edge of
ye gay. May God continue 1dm so. ye. iMsxr fella, or ye overwrought yer­ by it.
and asked In surprise. 'Is there no
It
Is
Cupid
who
Introduces
you
to
Both Side* of It.
What what message did Micky sen’ sllf. Yer not from this neighborhood?’
and that is why the sea is salt.—Vir­ the top of skirt. Thus a short frill of
Hymen, and a pity It Is. How much
She—It's lots of fun to flirt with a clergyman present?’ Tbe host shook
me?”
stout black moreen Is excellent for man till you get him to propose, and his bead. Then Lamb prayed. ‘For this
"I'm not." Micky said quickly. "I'm better It would bo if it were Uy men ginia McSherry.
“Micky said: ’Give me poor father me from the lower en' tv Klllnghtee I'll who Introduced you to Cupid and In­
wet days, nnd for fine, dry weather n then say "No.”
and all other mercies, O Jx>rd. make us
Stallati«*.
love. Tell him kwp tip his heart, that not sit. I thank ye for yer civility. I vited the little fellow to remnln your
long black or colored silk or inoirette
He—Yes. And It's'lots of fun for the truly thankful!”’
"What
do
statistics
show?*
inquired
I’ui nlwnys thtnklu' iv him an' that Just stcppisl In for n dlirlnk. for I was guest!
one may la1 donned with pride and a
the man who was warming up to his pleasant feeling of extravagance In­ man, too, but be runs an awful risk.
Practical*
when I've made enough money he'll feelln' dhroiitby.”
In the tender relations between men subject
She—How's that?
Ponder—Did you ever notice that
find me steppin' over the thresel ' •■Foor fella- surely, surely.” Ills fa aud women novelty Is a wonderful at­
dulged nt small cost.
He
—
She
might
fool
him
and
any
“As a rule,” answered the man who
most of the Arcs that break out sudden­
(threshold) In to him some day. a gran' ther handed him a great bowl of milk traction and habit a powerful bond, Is always doubtful, "they don't show
“Yes.”—Philadelphia Inquirer.
Wh*t Bothered Him.
ly and sprenil quickly are due to spon­
"Ye'll not move till ye alt. too," he but between the two there Is a bottom­
Jlntleman.*”
“Dar’s one thing bothers me 'bout de
much except patience and Industry on
taneous combustion?
Heaven'« Monotony.
"Och. God Almighty bliss poor said.
less preciplee Into which love often the part of the man who collected hereafter.” said Brother Williams.
nousefceep--No, but I've often thought
’ I couldn’t alt If ye paid me for It. i fnlla, never to be bear* of afterward.
“But don't you wnnt to go to heav­
Micky! Sura. I knew well he wasn't
“En what's dat?"
them.”—Washington Star.
what n splendid thing spontaneous
en
T'
asked
the
Sunday
school
teacher,
forgettln' me.*an' all along I always tnk a hearty male nt Donegal, an' tin Happy those who know how to bridge
“Dis thing er livin' on milk on hon­
combustion would be If you could only
«hocked and grieved.
knew that he’d come home to me a jin dhrouth’s left me. too." lie said, lenvlnt over the chasm!—Max O’Rell.
Ktfi Wor»e. 1
ey.”
•
keep It on tap to light the kitchen flra
“
Nope,"
said
the
bad
boy
of
the
class.
tletnnn the jlntleman *■' was out foS down the*bowl of milk when he line
“I canna» sing the old songs." war­
“Don't you like it?”
with.—Philadelphia Press.
In the Way,
‘
Vhere
won't
be
nobody
there
bnt
wom
­
Every night doos I go on me knees, put It to h|s lips.
bled the young woman at the piano.
"No; It always dM gimme de dys­
en and preachers.”—Chicago Tribune.
’’If« sorry I am that ye didn't nns't
"In our house we fo!l<«r William But this was small relief, fat- the new pepsia!”—Atlanta Constitution.
an’ I put up a prayer to God for poor
n. «««IA ro«e.
Ml' ky. an' every mornln' I'm expectin' our Micky. In thrnlit an' it's him Is Morris’ teaching," she said. “We have •nes she sang Were even wor«^—Chi­
m
*
"Why do you tbink he'll be a famous
Willing to Demnnatrnfe.
Another One.
an' prepared to see Micky, a fine Jiff« over glad to see any wan ever left the notblRg that 1s of no use."
cago T* une.
"You say some very sharp things,” • "Tommy,' said his distressed mothci^ novelist?”
"But that always makes a bouse look
tieman. step In to me God ¿Imlghty bnronry, nil' It’s him make« much Iv
“He poses for photographs so well,
o
“1 don't see how yon can got so dirty ”
be
Remarked.
them. Ye would 'a' lieen proud iv So bare.”
bliss ye. Micky!"
Don't judge a man by hla failures In
••Come on out and I'll show you,” wlthgls nmis foldt-il nnd looking ns If
"I know it. But. then, we have four life, for many a man falls because be
"You
me some splendid oppor-
Aiqj with every boy and
who Micky If ye hud men l«pi Them that
lie was thinking.*- Judge.
was the prompt reply.— Chicago Post.
unities.” «in- replied—Chicago Post.
♦ent away from the paflMi Connal comes home, that has seen Micky. .•hlldran.”—Syracuse Journal.
1 b too honest to succeed.
o
•
0
oo
o
A FATHER S
HEART
C
AWON1)E11FI LQI ERN
sent the word: “Tell our Micky that
I'm doin' well all’ In grau' heart fur
heurln' all the fine reports entirely that
comes home about him. tell him 1 know
he’ll always coutinue the moral iv be
havlor he now is. tell him I'm always
waitin' for him, an' ax him ax bin
maybe some time he'd have a spare
minute an' not too throny ax him If
he cuuld dhrop his futlier just wan line
Iv a letter, wan line, an’ tell him God
bliss him.”
But Brooklyn could not support
Micky forever In his thoughtless ca­
reer. He went from trad to worse till
at length be was only too glad to avail
himself of the offer of friends to sub-
papers
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