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o » o o © o BAN'hON RECORDER. ••«••••••••••••••••••••••J justice to the other b iys III their em ¡•1.............................................. •'“if! ploy. He wasu’t a bit plews-d and did MGNTNIMG IM THE ROCKIES g. u|« < offllnuoua, llullllllgi Awe luxplrn^ |'er(uru<n<». If the reader of this has never been in a mountain thunderstorm at un ele vation of 7,000 feet or ui«e he has missed an experience that will doubt less should be ever pass through it add several gray hairs to bis beud. To me a thunderstorm back east held no ape- clal terrors, ami frequently I have lieen out lii such a demonstration without feeling any especial nervousness. Up here on the Rocky mountains things ure different, and I confess now to live in awful, ubject terror of a thunder storm, especially at night. In my tent. 1 suffer this terror notwithstanding the fact that so far tbe storms have in every Instance except one gone around or beneath us without even raining enough to wet the ground. But it Is tlie "going around and beneath” that gets on to iny nerves. In tlie first place Im agine what it Is to tie one and one-half miles nearer a rip roaring thunder storm than one is at Pittsburg. There you have occasional Hashes of lightning; here It Is one continuous, dazzling, awe inspiring performance. The light ning strikes, too, for It Is no uncommon thing during a storm to hear the rocks splintering and cracking where one es pecially vigorous bolt has landed. Add to tills nerve racking exhibit the most awful detonations of thunder that you I'lin Imagine and a “straight blow ing” wind tiiat sometimes makes tlie flaps of your tent play a ragtime mel ody, and you have some idea of a mountain thunderstorm. The thunder is worse than the sound of a mighty battle. It bangs up against the nioun tain side and reverberates and rolls off into one ear splitting concussion after another until you, lying quaking in your tent, fully believe that the next “boom” will split the mountain and valley in twain and land you in China or some other seaport town. I lay one night and with chattering teeth counted five distinct thunder storms come up to the edge of the pla teau on which my tent stands and eaeli time go through with an electrical performance tiiat would give a stone man a dumb ague, and through it all not a cupful of water fell on my tent. Later on in the night, when I liad about regained something like my usual majestic calm of mind, it began to rain steadily, and the thunder anil lightning didn't even whisper. They had doubtless gone off down the can- you, scaring some other poor tenderfoot half out of liis wits. These electrical displays are not seemingly much dread ed by the people who live in high alti tudes. They comfortingly declare tiiat a tornado or cyclone is unknown in tlie mountains. But sometimes these moun tain storms go off through a canyon to tlie foothills and the plains. Then there is something doing. Pittsburg < 'hronlcle-Telegrapli. o 0 Are you a lover of nature? Then come along and take a trip with me over tlie Califorata Northwestern Rail way. I liave mentioned more than once in these columns that ‘ spring, gentle spriug,” and the balmy summer —at least it is auppoaed hi be balmy and rosy in color in pleasant anticipa tions of a summer outing were not the most del igli l fu I parts of tlie year to visit the country. October and November appeal to Polly. Then the first rams have made n clean sweep of the dust, and all uature hsiks like it bad liad ite face washed. Every artist and every lover of nature who could have taken the trip over the California Northwest ern Railway just after tbe last big storm would have reveled in the beau ties of the scenery that unfolded to you as the train crept aroumi curves and over bridges, through the shadow» of tlie tunnels and out iuto the sunlight where all nature seemed to wear a smiling face. Past the Russian river, m the most tempestuous mood Polly lias ever seen it, usually trilling along m the eveu tenor of its way, except for the little eddies that whirl angrily over tlie rocka and crags occasionally, but this time all tlie brooks and streams in the country were overflowing their banks and rushing headlong to Join tile big river, and tlie latter seethed and boiler!, a raging torrent, carrying drift wood before it and piling it up in little coves biglier tiian a man’s head. In some places the current was so swift and deep tiiat it would have been an impossibility to ford it. There were treacherous places in this great river; to the uninitiated it seemed to be rippling along in the most peaceful way imaginable, but “still waters run deep,” and there wasa}suit up force un der the gentle surface that would carry death and destruction before it. A good deal like some peopL’s lives, thought Polly, fair to behold, and the ty|>e, as far as appearances were con cerned, of everything lovely, but a flaw it; the heart, hatred, envy, vice, the evil trio that battles faith, hope ami eiiarity. It is a grand old river and you will never regret seeing it at its beet, which is right after a big storm. But you say you are afraid of land slides and of the curves and twists and turns of this road from Cloverdale up. It is all nonsense, for never was a road lietter managed; there are fewer acci dents oil the California Northwestern Railway than any road in the Htate. There is more care taken for the jier- soual comfort of the traveler and the little courtesies shown that help to make travel a delight. There is noth ing to fear but everything to enjoy. I ant,getting away from my subject. I was telling you about the beauties of this country iu November. What a not hesitate to let them see it. Tbe next week be failed to come to work, but sent a note stating that he wax ill He didn’t couut on tbe Arm being inter* ested enough in ills welfare to send up one of tbe boys witbin the next day or so to see how he *as getting along. Tbe messeiiger bad to nqiort tiiat tie was not very siek, for lie liad gone on a week’s bunting trip. Nothing was said, and tbe following week lie walked into tlie office with tils throat tied up. “Did you enjoy your hunting trip, B----- '.’” asked the manager of the much surprised boy. “You bail better keep on hunting, for we have a Isiy in your place who is not afflicted witli tbe hunting fever,” and he turned to the desk and went on with the letter he was dictating as though there was no such inde|ieiident boy in tlie room. BI<; PIE faqtoiiies NEW SHORT STORIES METHODS By WHICH THEY HANDLE THEIR IMMENS PR®OUC<. Ten tu Fifteen | huu»aud rM* WDdu Mud Baked lu u Xlffht—The < ruale, llir Fillies uud the Froetl«®—A bee lute t'leaallneee in the Shupe. GET CLOSe TO THINGS. The Mr. Lo«l(e Buuahl tks Book. M young man with a richly bound volume under bls arm bad been climb lug the brow nstone steps of the fash tollable residences along Massachusetts avenue lu Washington. He reached the vestibule of each and liad then de scended wearily to tlie sidewalk. It was plain that he was discouraged as be made bis way to the doorw ay of No. 1765. To his surprise the door, Instead of being thrown ojien by some cold and livefied minion, disclosed as it turned on its binges a gentleman of slight frame and student-like black whiskers who apparently had hap pened to be near at hand. “I have here a work which ought to be in every «w ell equipped library," be gan tlie caller. The black whiskered gentleman made as if to close the disir. This did not surprise the other, and he proceeded as from force of habit: “It is a history of the Revolutionary war, the best written and most author itative now on the market, Lodge's 'History of the Revolutionary War,’ " The man at the door seemed less in dined to bur the entrance—in fact, be bade the book agent enter and led him to the reception room. The young man's spirits went up like tbe thermometer in August. He grew voluble; his praise of the work was extravagant. There was no book of its kind in the same class with it. Everybody knew that its an thor was perhaps the most scholarly statesman of the day. “You are the kind of man 1 ought tc help along," murmured tlie gentleman seemingly to himself. “You may send me your history.” And the book agent, wondering great ly on tbe mysterious force that had been evoked, nevertheless retained pres ence of mind enough to poise a pencil over tlie order blank and ask: “What name, please?” “Henry Cabot Lodge,” was tlie an swer.—Ba 111 more 11 era id. Kxiterleuevil Shopper's AU%lee to the Quirt Womaa. Tlie modeat, uuassumiug woman liad been trying for some time to get tbe attention of a clerk, but they all seemed to be busy, and she bad Hut tbe ag gressiveuess to crowd In and grub one. Tbe experienced shopper, having com pli'tatl in r purchases, had time to give a little sympathy to tbe quiet one. "Do you want to buy something?” the asked. “Yes,” was the reply, “if I could only get the attention of the clerk.” “Ob, that’s easy!” asserted the expe rienced one. "Just do as I say.” "But they're all so much more stren uous than 1 am,” pleaded the quiet one. "I'd rather go without than be as un womanly and disagreeable as some of tlie women are. I really can't tight for attention, yon know.” "Not at all necessary.” explained tlie experienced sliopper. "Do you sei* that tray of trinkets over there?" “Yes.” "Go over and stand by it and pick up n few of them for closer examination. Put them back, of course, but Just paw tlie collection over without any effort to get hold of a clerk. Reach out for anything you see, as if you were more interested In wlint's on the couuter than in what’s behind it.” ”1 don't see what good that’s going to do.” “Try it and you’ll find out.” The quiet woman did as directed, and within two minutes n floorwalker was at her elbow. "Do you want anything?” he asked politely. Rile said she did, and lie made it his business to get a clerk to wait on her. "I told you so,” whispered the experi enc'd sliopper. "Sometimes it isn’t necessary to touch a tiling. If you just show a desire to get close to tilings that are easily carried away they’ll take you for a shoplifter every time and get a clerk for you so that you won't have any excuse for hanging around.” Tlie quiet woman gasped nnd felt guilty all the rest of the time she was In tlie store, but she had to ndmlt that she liad learned something about prac tical shopping. Brooklyn Eagle. CHOICE MISCELLAN1 Seasoning the Uslh Salt baths are common, t>yt a pepper bath la something new tu most («opte. Such a bath is recommended to pa tienta of tlie L oh Angeles Instituís of Suggestive Therapeutics as a health ful stimulant mid to promote perspira tion. It Is simple mid cun be taken by any one at home. Here are the direc tiftis as furnished by Dr. F. W. Ray burn: “We I d our practice lay much stress upon keeping nil the avenues of elim ination in perfect working order, In order that the skin may do its full share the pores must be kept open mid free from all effete matter. Now. the ordinary scrub does not do tlila. One must |ierspire freely. Many of my pa- tienta object, mid for many mid vari ous reasons, liut I have found that they unanimously agree ns to Its efil ency after a few trials, it stimulates mid lu.lps «iHallxe the circulation also. "Upon retiring fill your tub with wa ter as hot ns can comfortably Is* Isirne. After tlie water lias ticen tin mil off put in a teacupfill of sen suit mid a tn- blespisinfiil of cayenne pepper. Fold a cold wet towel nlxiut tlie forehead mid remain In tlie tub nlaiut ten minutes. After getting Into lied drink a glass ful of lemonade, hot or cold, ns pre ferred. In tlie morning yon will fully realize the need of your morning scrub, followed by n cold sponge bath, in which you have dissolved sen salt. After a brisk rub with n rough towel you will feel new life, vitality and vigor tingling through every vein and artery. I know whereof I speak. 1 take it twice n week myself. Oftener would not lie advisable.” Loa Angeles Tillies. A visit to on<- tu t« largest fie con structing plants in a city would make tbe average housewife who prides her self in her baking green With envy. The maker of old fashioned domestic pies cannot easily conceive of a system by which a barrel of apples and a bar rel of flour cau, figuratively speaking, start at one end of a long bench and leave the other end a thousand or less finished pies, but this system is in use iu all tlie large pie bakeries. The baking force goes on duty at lu o'clock at night. During the day girls 1 found out on making inquiries that have been paring and slicing apples and pumpkins, and tbe foreman has lie bad lust every plant — and lie liad been spicing anil sweetening the cook had wveral excellent |s>sitions by this ed fruit or mince, the custanls and same indifference. Boys are not so other prepared filling which have also scarce that they can shirk and be inde been cooked by steam ill large stuae pendent. When you hear a boy com stew vuts. When the bakers go on plain tiiat he has to work too bard you duty tlie tilling is in place in front of can rest aw- ii red that he takes no inter tlie great dougli board in tubs holding est in bis work, that lie is disposed to a half barrel each, and tlie stewed ap shirk and will uever be a success until ples in full sized barrels. At one end of the bench is a great stack of Hour, be learns to put fortli liis very best near which stands a pall of water Into efforts, devote the same attention to which a saucer of baking powder has his employer’s business as though lie been dumped. The dough mixer at owned an interest, cease grumbling and tacks this heap and makes in it a deep attend to his duties cheerfully mid depression, into which the water is willingly. poured. The embankment of tlour is rapidly twill'd iuto tlie water and stirred with the hands until a thick, BRIEF REVIEW. pasty doujli has been formed. This is shoved alcng until a tall heap is form ed at tlie iuixer’s right, and the knead A Wonderful Carving Women Hotel lleiit«. In a museum attached to two almt- er, a spry young fellow, working with "Swell women hotel Is'iits,” accord an instrument resembling a plasterer's houses at Kirkleatham, near Redcar, trowel, cits off large masses and rolls ing to tlie Pittsburg Dispatch, nre lie erected in 1676 by Hir William Turner [ them until the mixing is completed coming a grave concern to many of tlie big uptown hostelries in New York, it Kuiglit, Lord Mayor of London, is a and the« chops them Into chunks of seems that many of them are well Knew Pepper Would Succeed. wonderful carving of Ht. George and the 1 suitable lizes for forming bottom crusts. inclining, but they run up bills under a The late William S. Pepper, who for Dragon out of a single block of box wood, I Tlie men lieyond roll tlie bottom crusts misapprehension of tlie cost. When a tbe work of a |sxir prisoner, and valued ' aud place them in the pans, which are many years conducted Pepper's hotel, statement of account is presented they at X2<MX). It is said that' this piece of arranged In large wooden trays, heap now the Hotel Lexington, used to take fear the ire of hubby and leave tlie great delight In telling tlie following ed one upon another in stacks as tall carving was tlie cause of a wager tieing hotel after paying something on ac story on himself: as a man. The stacks of trays are then ouee laid in a dispute as to its entirety. count. “I was brought up in the country, liaiihsl to the filler by means of a hook To prove tiiat the work was one single inserted in a ring in the truck at the but from a very early period in my During tlie summer nnd fall many Falae llnlr. piece of carving it was plunged into a bottom. Wearing false lialr is a very wide- women come here witli tlieir daugh life I determined to go away to the (Hit of Isiiliug oil ami allowed to remain Tbe pies, whether W.UUU or 15,000 a city some day nnd liecome a big man spread custom. In the language of the ters. They have tlie permission and for hours. All doubts were set at rest night are baked, are all filled by one there. An old neighbor, a great friend tradesman, lialr grown on tlie heads of tlie sanction of their husbands, of when it was withdrawn and found to be man. With a long handled cup similar of my father, professed a strong liking northern nations Is the most valuable course, but these hard working per sons usually expect them to keep witli still complete. The prisoner who com to that used in dipping milk from a for me and always declared 1 was both because of Its superior fineness In lxmnds. This is hard to do in hotel and gloss and its color. Germany and going to be a successful man. He told cau he stands over a tub of stewed pleted this marvelous piece of work Sweden provide the most valuable hair, life in New York. Those who fail get pumpkin, mince or custard and tills user! an ordinary penknife only. especially if it be goklen blond, which their names on tlie delinquent list, pies so rapidly that all of one man's is of the finest texture and of a color which is furnished to every New York time is required to bring tlie trays to Water Power of The Globe . impossible to obtain by artificial dyes. hotel keeper. liis side ami tiiat of another to take Women from all ranks of society Those who are looking forward with them away. lie works like an autom- Italy and other southern nations pro duce only coarser and less costly vari have succeeded in making names for trepidation to the time when the world’s uton, a tilled pie resulting from every eties. Most precious of all, however. themselves in this way. lint, alas, in coal supply shall la* exhausted will timl drop and rise of liis two hands. Nearly Is lialr of a true silver gray color, stead of being Inscribed witli those of solace in some rough calculations by u hundred pies a minute look like an which In sufficiently long plaits is al the immortally famous they are added John Clarke Hawkshaw, a prominent Inqiossiliility, but lie sends them to the most impossible to procure, chiefly from to a long list of other delinquent debt men who put on tlie top crusts and the civil engineer, concerning the water the fact that Its very rartty causes ors in tlie liandliook of tlie National power now going to waste. He says: meringues at tiiat rate for many min those women lucky enough to possess ft Hotel Keepers’ Protective association “Assume a depth of ten inches of rain utes at a stretch. He has, by actual to refuse to part with It The most and hung up for use in every large test, put Half a barrel of mince meat fall to flow oil each square inch of land into |iles within ten minutes. constant supply of human hair for tlie hotel In the country. O<1<1 Ttilnus Sold In Sew York. surface, the mean height of which may world's market, however, conies from The tilled pies go into the big wooden Drinking water is sold by the barrel tlie peasant girls In countries such as A Barr ( n«e. lie taken as 250 feet above tile sealevel. trays to tlie men who cover them witli to tramp steamers, sailing vessels and Russia and Galicia, where immediately There lias just occurred at Madrid a Then the water from the whole surface tlie top crust or who put the meringue pilot boats. after marriage a headddees Is assumed ease that is extremely rare, if not ab falling through tile mean height would on with a conical shaped canvas bag •— *...... nccasloivillv nt which makes tlie lack of its natural solutely unique, in criminal annals io,□ iu,ow, voo in>ise-|H>wer in per open at the smol,-w end. out of which church fairs. covering unnotleeulilv. Iu Ho hi (uitl, that of a man Imprisoned on tlie charge Reduced gentlewomen sell tlieir so when you can take your eyes off the petuity, Our present yearly output of they squeeze tlie frosting on the fancy Moravia and Galicia there are regular of murder and being sentenced to cial Influence, acquaintanceship and river. Rinset and gold flecking the 225,000,000 tons of coal would give that pies. The fancy pies and tlie plain hair markets to which the women death and afterward reprieved with ones do not come together again until river as far as the eye can reach, toning knowledge of good manners in the horse-power for only a little over half a take their hair for sale. out liis knowing it. The man. named they meet in the delivery wagon alxiut up the emerald tints of tbe valleys and day.” guise of chaperons. Jose Espero Cuellar, luid. in circum 5 o'clock In tlie morning. Suiierstttlous persons buy relies of hillsides atid the deejier, denser green Wonderful Hat«. stances of great provocation, murdered Tlie top crust pies go to the draw Oldest Twin Sisters. prisoners condemned to death, and ale of the forests. It reminds you of rifts Abraham Lincoln was a man whose a faithless sweetheart, nnd, although plate ovens and the pumpkins, cus- normally curious persons liny personal of sunshine on a cloudy day that break Uigioubtedly tlie oldest twin sisters keen wit and pleasing humor extricat he was in jail, trial for the crime had belongings of notorious prisoners from through the «miber gray like a llena in the United States, if not tn tlieentire turds, meringues and tarts to tlie older ed liim from many an embarrassing lieen conducted without his being pro fashioned ovens, where they are jail employeea. situation. On one occasion lie was pre duced or even knowing that tlie case dle t ion. It makes you feel glad that world, are Mrs Eveline Tilton and Miss died witli long, slender shovels, Astrologers and fortune tellers sell sented witii two fine hats, each by a had come on. Even when sentence of you are living in this great, lieautiful of the larger drawplate oven is pulled Emehne Perrin of New Hampton, la., rabbits’ feet, madstones and moon different luitmaker. neither knowing death was pronounced nobody deemed “ I ALWAYS KNEW THAT PEl'PEX WOULD witli a steel hook a plate of iron Half an world of ours. Rushing by great trees who celebrated their ninety-second stones. GET AHEAD.” tlmt tin* other liad made such a contri ft ills Immediate duty to Inform the Hairdressers and ladles' maids are laden with hollylierriesgiving tbe ruby birthday this year. These two women Inch thick or more already heated. Tlie bution. In tlie course of events they person most concerned. One day, frequently offered money for locks of tint and the Christinas glow. It is the were born in Vernon, Conn., May 22, thermometer In front of the oven shows it all over the country that Billy Pep called upon tlie president, and It so some time after, reading a newspaper per had good stuff in him and was a tempeniture of 550 degrees. As lialr from the heads of famous society flinshiiig tou“h—it is perfect. 1H11. Enieline Perrin remained with happened that both called at tbe same that liad been allowed him, Cuellar many pies as will lie on this plate— bound to succeed. beauties mid ixipular actresses. her mother, Hannah YVright Perrin, about 100 at a time—are placed on it time. there read file announcement of Ills re “ Time wore on, and I did go away The big hotels sell unspoiled scraps of When both found themselves in the prieve and, petitioning to see tlie gov But how Polly did crave and long uutil the latter’s death in 1854 at the and It is puslieii into the oven. The to tlie city and. met with a measure of food to cheap restaurants. age of 77. Miss Perrin has lieen blind hands of a dummy clock at tlie side are success. My oid friend, when lie heard presence of the executive they asked ernor of tlie prison, learned for tlie Florists sell four leaf clover for good for a great bunch of those ruddy holly how be liad liked tlie lists they had first time all tlint liad happened. luck New Y'ork Press. berries, lugger, brighter and more lieau- for eiglit years. Kite is a devout Metho set to indicate tlie moment at which the that I owned a hotel, remarked that sent him, and. taking advantage of tlie he bad told folks so nnd announced his baking will be finished. Another plate dist. Her sister, Mrs. Tilton, became tiful than have as yet lieen offered by opportunity of securing a statement of A Yankee Trick In Mutch«*«. Is then drawn out and filled, and tlie intention of paying me a visit. A Fashlonnble Woman's Contesslon. the flower venders to tempt your nick blind a year ago. She is a Presbyterian. proceeding is repeated until the night's superiority of one or the other make, "Will you let me have a few match "He had never been to town, so I Nobody finds ft more difficult to spare work is finished. Tlie pies, after tiaking. wrote him when lie got here to ask tlie president was asked to state ills es?” asked the cigarette smoker at a New French Coinage. time for reading than the very Idle, yet els and dimes from your never t<xi well bar up in Connecticut tlie other day, go into wooden trays, ns before, and for the city hall and to come right preference. every woman in society religiously or laden pursealsiut Christmas time. But The first examples have lieen struck To many men such a question would ders every new book from her library, after all, if I could not carry off tlie of the new nickel coinage which is to are taken to tlie shipping room, where down here from tlie station. He did be very embarrassing, but to Lincoln nnd tlie bnrtender passed out a long I mix containing matches twice I lie usu tliey ure counted and loaded into tlie so. When he reached the city hall lie even though she sends most of ttiein hollylierries I have something lietter entered nnd roamed about the big cor not at all. lie took the hats, one In al length. back without hissing even cut the still the berries are perishable, their replace cop|ier in France. It (sissessift wagons for delivery. and then replied gravely, eaeli hand, "What nre these big sticks for?” Alxmt forty girls, Imys ami men Uy ridors nnd up nnd down the steps in leaves. If it Is a book esrery one Is beauty will fad< tiut the picture and the advantage of tieing much lighter lint with a mischievous twinkle in his asked the youth. talking atsiut she skims through the memory will remain untarnished and aud more durable. The coin will be this system produce from 10,000 to 15,- perfect amazement Finally lie re keen eyes: "To make the matches awkward to opening chapters, dismissing the vol undimmed witli time, it is mine for rather leas than an inch in diameter, 000 pies a flay. Tliey use aliout fifteen marked to himself, ns lie afterward “Gentlemen, your hats do mutually carry away,” explained tlie bartender. ume with a single observation at a din or aliout the size of a franc piece, but bilr'<‘ls of flour, six to ten barrels of told me, ‘Well, I always knew that surpass each other!” “Every smoker who spends a nickel ner party and forgetting everything ever and aye. Where are our artists with smooth edges. The obverse bears , apples, nine or ten half barrels of Pepper would get ahead in the world, for a drink used to fill ids vest pocket about it a month after she has returned that they are not flocking to this fair a female head, symbolizing the repul-1 mince meat, nearly as much stewed but I’ll be durned if I ever thought The Hauk of F.nalnnd'x Mnseum. with matches, and it cost me a pretty it. Most of us remember the books of section of country to obtain some of the lie, slid there is no ornament on the re- j pumpkin and perhaps half as much he’d own anything like this.’ ’’—Balti The Bank of England lias a curious penny. I tried safety matches, and each of other fruits and custards. a bar more Sun. our youth, but if any one were to ask most beautiful autumn pictures that museum, in which tlie principal exhib each one would take a box of them. me the titles of the novels I reail a have ever lieen displayed on canvas? verse. The new pieces are easily dis-1 rel or more of lard, about two barrels its are its own notes. Then I caught on to this Yankee trick. Different Tourists. of sugar and large quantities of spices. couple of years ago no definite impres What a world of material to be worked tinguishable from other coins. Among them is a note for a penny, These matches won't go into a vest The president had an Informal recep Contrary to all popular notions on sion would be aroused.—“A Countess“ up. What a harvest for the wielders of which was issued by mistake and pocket, and a box of them lasts as long Swedish Match Trust. the subject, the wholesale manufacture tion in bls otllee recently, and a num In London Telegraph. the brush if they would only take ad bought back by the bank for $25. An- as a gross of tlie others. My mutch hill ber of visitors were presented to him. Tlie six most important Hwedish of pies in a modern establishment is other is a note for £1,000,000. vantage of Oetolier, November and De amounts to almost nothing now.” Sounded IllKKcr. mateii manufacturers have formed a thoroughly cleanly. Workmen are not One lady Introduced lierself ns ftom A third is a bank note which w:is cember and revel in nature's treasures Merchant—That new clerk of yours Jacksonville, Fla., and said: allowed to enter the work rooms in trust with plants wortli more than $.3,- found inside a cixllisli callgilt off tlie A “Dude Klephnnt” Killed. refused an offer from me How did along the line of the California North “Mr. President, I have come all this Matches from Hweden furnish their street attire or to change tlieir Newfoundland banks, and a fourth is For years Toby was tlie pet ele western Railway. you Induce him to come to you? clothing there. The use of tobacco at way just to see you. I have never seen a note which was in circulation for the principal competition of the Dia- all stages of the work is prohibited. a live president before.” phant of the botanical gardens nt Sai Bmoothley- Perhaps you didn't offer over a century and a hnlf before It was gon, Indo-China. Lately because of iiiond Match Company of the United Spitting on the floor or on or Into any him enough. Mr. Roosevelt seemed much amused. A txiy alsiut eighteen years of age presented for payment. advancing years and possible inlirmity States, (treat Britain and Chile, Merchant—I told him his wages thing else in the work rooms Is ex “Well, well,” be said. “I hope you appealed to Polly not long ago to see if There are many forged notes in tile nt fpmpor Tobv Wiw «••lit ml,,ml l<> would be $10 to start. pressly mid emphatically forbidden. now that you don ’ t feel disappointed According to a Paris physician, who The walls are white, nnd the floors of have seen one. Lots of people in these museum, tlieir value aggregating many 1*110111 I’en, tlie chief town of ids na Bmootlilcy—Ah! I told him Ills sal 1 could not help get him a place. I ary would be $10 to start.—Philadel thought it would Is* an easy matter, has noted tlie hour of deatli of 2880 per concrete are dustless. Every scrap of parts go all the way to Jacksonville to millions of dollars, and there are nisi live Jmigie. nnd put b”o .“lelirzaJ. J'f< " for he seemed unusually bright and sons, ills ol>servati<>L> cavsrlng a period anything that caii sour ts'rtaiiy washed see a live alligator. I wonder which some notes which were recovered by among a troop of Ills fellows. The lat phia Press. divers from the sunken wreck of tlie ter. however, refused to recognize tlie quick and anxious io do Miiiietning for of several years, the maximum hour of from tlie vessels used for Alling, from kind of a tourist feels the most sold Wer nit Deaf. British war ship Eurydlce. “city dude,” who liad for so many Mrs. Newllwed—I made a big butch himself, i told him I would do all I death is from 5 to 6a. m. and the mini-i the cooking vats, from the trays and —Indianapolis Sentinel. years lived in luxury and liad lost liis from tlie benches, and they are all ster could. I pictured the young man in mum from 9 to 11 a. m. of these biscuit today. A »I'oJU-rJr.v. ■ft ltd ilhbits. “TiiV/'Sf l U|H'HI TMiy'nlid ilized with stemn or liolljqg wafer Mr. Newllwed You did Indeed, dear. glowing colors and Anally found tlie Reason For'the Distinction. "It was one of tlie most pathetic killed hltn after a desperate struggle 1 lie shortening, sweetening nnd spic -•■Mrs. >’, m »'M w 54—S ot di you ktrow vl/ustien I l ad !'«<>■:* bsditug fut, «>-place Tbe silk or stovepipe hat is said to Í Senator Walker of Australia told a plays I ever saw.” said young Mrs. Tor how big a batcli I made? where lie could advance, and a num have lost caste so generally in London ing are carefully and accurately weigh story during n recent debate in tlie up kins. A Mew Pearl »apply. Mr. Newllwed -Oh. I thought you lie r one place for a Ixiy who was indus KK'iety tiiat of the 800 men engagtil ed In exact proportions. Tlie 'baking per house of the commonwealth on tlie “I don't se<' why you go to tlie mati Ralph Dubois. professor in tlie I nl Is timed to a constant temperature, so said "botch.”—Philadelphia Ledger. trious, progressive and anxious to learn. there a few years ago in its manufac that there is absolute uniformity, nnd policy of n "white Australia.” A mis nee if It makes you cry." varsity of Lyons, has Informed the "Just because I feel liad is no sign French Academy of Science tlmt lie He came up to my expectations for ture only one-balf that number are all tlie mixing nnd flavoring, while sionary in China was endeavoring to Mot There. convert one of the natives. “Suppose I haven’t bad a good time. Charley done on a large scale, nre so conducted me Christian me go to heaven?” re dear. You know how much you enjoy has found a menus of acclimatizing the "Yes,” said the star boarder. “I've alsiut two months, and at the end of now employed. pearl oyster nnd reproducing pearls on tiiat time walked in and announced ns to insure n uniform quality. — New got an nttack of dyspepsia.” marked Ah Sin "Yea,” replied tlie going to the races and coming back the coast of France. He exhihiteil sev When a man ceases to love the wo York Tribune. “I’m sure you didn't get it here.” tlie fact that he had lost ills position. missionary. “All right.” retorted the i with tlie blues.”—Washington Star. eral specimens of living pearl oyster» innpiMsl Mr» Stlntem promptly. He said lie didn’t know tlie reason, man who |>ersistsin loving him he feels heathen, "but what for you no let Chi which had lieen cultivated In the .Med Carry brightn^s with you to the naman into Anatralla when you let “Certainly not. The doctor said I butaat any rate lie didn't care, for they as if he were the star of a continuous Posted. iterranean. Moreover, while the usual home. Worry should have no place him into heaveu?” "Ah.” said the $ot it from eating something."—Ex were working him too hard for the hanging |ierformance. “Now,” said the lecturer, “suppose rate of finding pearls Is one In l.'Jisi to sbange. under the roof that shelters your wife missionary, "there’s no labffr party In you liad been called to see n patient 1,500 oysters. Professor Dubois lias suc wages lie received. I investigated and Terrible llevenve. If you are telling your l>est story and and children.-Maxwell's Talisman. with hysterics^ some one, for Instance. ceeded tn getting one out of every ten heaven I” found that he hail grown careless and who had started laughing nnd found it Husband—You don't appear to like negligent, always got to work later the other fellow yawns, lie sure to fin Freely Admitted. Twelve Mil«*« an Ilnar. Mrs. Sweetie. impossible to stop — what is the first ish; It may put him to sleep and out of Rhe — Women may gossip sometime», The Kstent nt Ills Inlerext. than the others and was the first to At the tieginning of the last century tiling you would do?” Wife—The horrid thing! I lintc her! Ilia misery. *ut they have letter control of their "They say your new son-in-law Is a quit. More than that, he was a born the royal college of Bnvariaff pliy- Next time we meet I‘ll kiss her only "Amputate his funny bone.” prompt handsome fellow.” tongues than men have. slclans sought to forbid steam railway ly replied the new student. once, nnd I shan't nsk nftcr her baby.— eomplainer and Insinuated to every- After a high-ball liecomes a high rol . He—You are right. Men have no con "I never looked to see.” ixsiy that lie was given too much to do. Stray Stories. travel lieeause It would Induce de trol whatever of women's tongues.— "That’s strange.” lirium furfosum «mong tlie passengers It is a rule of the Arm not to give their ler, there are two of a kind that may 1« Kansas City Journal. A Sml Ksperlenee. "Not nt all. My daughter picked liitn duece high. ------------ 0---------- and drive the spectators crazy, while clerks a long vacation the first year, "Did you have a pleasant voyage?" Hit, and nil I had to do was to pay for Knowledge ought to bring us liappl and when he asked for two weeks they an English quarterly said that It would Dlvlrilns Her Wrl«kl. "No," sighed tlie beautiful American him.”—Cleveland Plain in—«.. Ix>vealways finds a way, hut later we •ess. whether ft brings us nAney or as soon expect tlie people to suffer “ Don't stand on that delicate table to heiress. "It wns one of lie saddest ex not; for ©Mwledge is life, mid no man told fiim plainly that It would lie im- may wish lie had minded his own Iniai- hang tbe picture. Martha. It’ll break. tliemselves to lie tied to one %f Con periences of my life. There were two The Flnlah. livesQin tills age wtio has not knowl |x»dble to grant his wish; that even if iiaaa. greve's rrx kets ns to trust tliemselves counts and a duke nlionrd. but tlie 0 Flanagan Pliant You’re too heavy.” iwat did , yez <lo whin they coulf afford to let him off while edge; for Ignorance lias neither life n^r “Oh. no. I’m not, mum. It’ll beat to the merry of n locomotive going nt weather was so rough tiiat tliey never McGarry bit yez wid the pick? It may lie a pretty tough climb to get me. I'm standing only on one foot.”- tbe prodigious rate of twelve miles an happinessQiuore ttimi <smies0to that oAer clerks were almeut it wf^ulil lie Finnegan Oi doue McGarry.—Ex came out of their rooms.” Chicago which aranea in a field Schoolmaster. showing par'iality and would lie an In- over a love ail air. hour ° <*uge PhlladelpMa North Auierl<«H Record Herald. v o O O O o O O o o O <b o O o o °O 0 o o o o o o o ° oo°° ° o o