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Redney’s ChriytmikS Smoke (Copyright, 1902, by T. C. McClure. ] IT was three days before Christmas. Itedaey Burke separated his <11 mlnutive frame from the seething crowd of humanity that pressed along the street and paused before s plate glass window which above all others attracted him. This was not a department store or a candy store or a bakeshop. Inside there were neither toys nor sleds nor good things to eat. but It held those things upon which Hedney Burke had feasted his small eyes for many days. And now he looked, with his whole soul in hl» glance—he looked and looked and look ed. He sniffed the air and Imagined to himself that already he was enjoy ing the good things within. For It was a cigar store, a store of the better class, full of pipes and tobac co and cigarettes and chewing tobacco and everything that ends in smoke. In the front of the window Immedi ately under the olfactory nerves of Mr. "WHAT WOULD TOU LIKE TO HAVE FOB CHRISTMAS?" Redney Burke was a pipe-- not an ex pensive one, but one of just the make and pattern that suited Mr. Burke. He had religiously watched this pipe from day to day, afraid that some other cus tomer would buy It. But there it still remained. “Gee!” exclaimed Mr. Bedney Burke to himself as he scratched his short red hair. “Gee, I wlsbt I had It!” And the unfortunate part of It all was that he didn’t have a cant He searched every pocket and cranny of his superannuated clothes, from his feet, which rested on the ground, to his hat which occupied an exalted posi tion some three feet odd above the ground, for that which he knew he did not possess. The expected happened, for he found nothing. "Gee!" he exclaimed again. “If I had annuder suit I’d hock this. I gotter have that pipe; that's what!” Strolling along the street at peace with all the world, came a philanthro pist. Bedney’s critical eye. casting altout for ways and means, noted him as he came. "I t’ought he was a stiff," he remark ed confidentially to some friends a day or two later, “but I was away off, I was.” The philanthropist, whose good na ture, to give the devil bis due, was caused by a remarkably good dinner which ha had just enjoyed—the phi lanthropist t*ore down upon Mr. Red ney Burke. The latter saw him com ing. “Now, what's his game, anyways?” thought Mr. Burke as he turned back once more to gaze upon the pipe. "Hello, small sir!” remarked the friend of mankind genially. "Merry Christmas!” “Aw.” thought the small sir to him self, “what ye glvln’ us? Why can’t ye leave me alone?” But he didn't say it. He simply looked up at the big man with a half coy, half frightened glance, more par ticularly to determine whether he mlgh* not be the police department In dlsg©Bfli "Merry Christmas!" he returned, a bit wistfully as he thought he saw a possible opening of a pleasant na ture. ■ — "Well, my boy,” continued the man. "what are yon going to have for Christmas, anyway?" “Christmas!” returned Bedney, with a alight variation from the truth. "We don’t never have nothin' for Christmas, we don’t.” The man smiled a smile of pity. "Pear me," he remarked, half to him self, “how true It la that one half of the world knows not how the other half lives." Then he raised his voice. , "What would you say, small sir, If’l should buy you some of those toy«”— lie stopped as be gazed Into the win dow. “Why, why,” he went on, "I thought this was a toy store that you were looking Into!” "Naw,” returned Bedney. "Itls a to bacco store.” "But but,” continued the man, "you —you don't smoke tobacco. Ton err tainly nt your age cannot” — "Naw,” returned Burke, "I don't 1 —I wasn’t thlnkiu’ about meself so much. I was thlnkiu' about hie old father. He broke his pipe last mout’, an' be ain’t bad none since, an' he’s too poor to git annuder one. 1 was lookin' at these. Gee! If I could git enough of the stuff together, I wouldn't do a thing but buy that there one for him me poor ole father." This was said with an air of the greatest frankness, although Mr. Red ney Burke bad always considered bls father, as did many others, in the light of a genteel myth. Still he thought to himself that If be had a father and if he himself were worth a few million or so he mlgbt--be didn’t commit himself upon the subject, however, even in his thoughts—be might blow his father to a pipe some time. This considerate sentiment, he reasoned, justified bls re ply to the philanthropist. "Well, well,” remarked the latter, glancing down at the disinterested specimen before him, “but what would you like to have now for Christmas?” Bedney shook hla head. “I ain't per- tlcler about meself. If I could git that there pipe—an’,” he added as he scent ed possibilities heretofore unsuspected, “an' a good bit of smokin’ tobacco, an’ one of them there rubber things to put it in—say, if I could do that for the old man—say! An' wouldn’t he feel stuck on hisself! But, gee, wot’s de use? 1 can't do it, so I might as well be go in’.” He made this last remark because be knew Intuitively that brevity, which is the soul of wit, is also the essential in charitable enterprises. Good impulses don’t last forever, so he moved off, shaking his head as he went. The big man looked up and down the street to see if he was observed, then he stretched forth his band and caught Bedney by the arm. “Here, my boy,” be exclaimed gently as be shoved a five dollar bill into Mr Rodney Burke’s reluctant grasp—"here, go and get the pipe for your father and then go and get something for — for yourself, and—and have at least one happy Christmas that you can look back upon." His eyes glistened a bit as lie said it, and, to bls credit be it said, be did not regret the impulse or the do nation for a full two hours thereafter. “Tanks,” said Mr. Burke, with a bit of a scrape and a stiff sort of bow- “t’anks from me an’ me old man!” The next day there was a queer for matlou in an unfrequented corner ot the play yard of the Fourteenth ward school. This formation resembled more than anything else an Eskimo hut, but composed, instead of inanimate ma terial, of a very animated and interested crowd of boys gathered around a com mon center. From the aperture in the top of this human Eskimo dwelling, and therefore heightening the illusion, ascended a column of smoke, and as it ascended to the skies there came a voice from within. “Gee, fellers'” said the voice. “Gee, but ain’t this great?’ It was the voice of Mr. Bedney Burke, the votary of my Lady Nicotine, the center of an admir ing crowd. He smoked a pipe—the pipe of bis heart—and be filled it from a red rubber case. “Just fits in me pants pocket,” he ob served. And as be said it he pulled out a few dollar bills and exhibited them. “An’ I got four more plunks left! What d’ye t’ink?” he said. Later, in the class room, the teacher lifted her bead high In the air and sniffed. “Borne boy,” she remarked severely, "has been smoking. I want to know who it is.” She looked—not around the room—but directly at Mr. Bedney Burke. He fair ly reeked with tobacco, and he knew it. Under the circumstances, therefore, he aide stepped with alacrity into the aisle and looked squarely into the teacher's eyes. "Me old wo—me mother,” he explain ed gUbly—“me mother had a smokin’ jag on yestiddy, an' I bad to stay home an’ fill her pipes, an’ me clo'es Is full of it It ain’t me; it's her. D’ye see?” Then he whipped out a small, new leather pocketbook with a brand new penny in it and handed it over. “An’ a merry Christmas to you. Miss Burt- whistle!” be remarked. « A Treasare Tree. One of the most famous Christmas trees in history was erected at Wind sor castle In the early forties. It was not so very remarkable for its height, Which was forty feet, but for the fact that in the aggregate its crop of pres ente amounted in value to <45.000, or the value of the product of 9,000 acres of forest land. Wta«rr Wrlakles. Oh. th« happy boy la Hopping Down the hill with his new slsd. While (ha bumble tramp la chopping Kindling wood out In the shed. And the ruffled. Muffled, atuffled CMaatet pecks tne troaen corn. And the golden, Molden. olden Brandy's looked for ev'ry morn! The fragile maid la skating ' Ca> UK"poud beli'md Uw. udU; ; Th* sparrow's inaslicatlng Fruaen crumbs upon the sill. And the bawling. Sprawling, crawling Infant's wrapped In flannels hot. While the sealing. Bvar healing Osaaa graaaa stands beside the cot The suburbanite Is skipping Tn his snow (recovered lair, AM old Boreas la flipping Merry snowflakes through the air. And the creeping, Dapping, sleeping ’ Trolley ear hope through the mush, I rtWhile the rosy. Always dosy Butcher's boy slope through the slush. Theas wintry scenes I fancy Aa I'm snuggled in my bad. Concealed so that,you can't see Wen the baldness of gsy head. And the dashing. Clashing, smashing MaMatones rhyme upon my pane. While J coolly. Honest, truly, Dream that summer's here again. ' ti v —New York Journal XMAS A DAY OF TERROR. Hard Lines of the Flayers Who Ka- terlala Theater Crowds. In the vaudeville houses where con- tiuuous performances are given Christ mas day strikes terror to the moat time hardened dramatic aoui. The doors open anywhere between 11:30 and 10:30 a. m. and close at about uildnlgbt The headliners play their customary two turns, but those lower in the dramatic scale play “on de mand,” generally about four times. If an act is particularly weak, it is used to "chase” out the audience—in plain English, to tire it into leaving the house and making room for the line waiting in the lobby. The low salaried vaudeville actor, therefore, eschews any Christmas din ner and hies himself to the nearest quick lunch counter, there to feast on turkey sandwiches, execrable coffee and pie as heavy as bls spirits. By the time be has done his last turn on the stage he is more ready for bed than for the festive board. To the unsuccessful actor Christmas is likely to bring that blessing of the Rialto, a “turkey dace.” Scattered within easy access of New York are numerous small cities, or, more properly speaking, towns, where good shows never come. Of these the catchpenny manager keeps a list, and on quick notice he scours Broadway for cheap, unengaged talent, from which he organizes bls company, re hearses it hastily in some playhouse conveniently idle at the time, rushes some cheap printing upon the poor, un suspecting town and lands there bright and early Christmas morning. The population, show hungry, wel comes the holiday diversion and packs the town ball, matinee and night. The actors are thus assured of a good Christmas dinner and supper and a percentage of the box office receipts. Usually these are divided according to the importance of the roles played by the actors. TI i I b will tide them over until New Year's day, which brings an other "turkey date.” Many an actor now featured on Broadway has played bis share of “turkey dates.” One in particular tells how, with five associates, he put on "The Clemenceau Cast*,” not abashed that the cast called for no less than twelve capable actora, and was quite radiant over the returns of “one Christ mas dinner with trimmings” and J125 to be divided among the actors.—Wash» ington 1’ost Xmh./ Near the North Pole "W THINK Christmas, 1883, was ■ my most memorable one,” said A General Greely, the arctic ex plorer. “With my command I Was proceeding southward in the hope of obtaining help, and about the 20tli of October we ensconced ourselves in a little but at Cape Sabine. Our sup ply of food was running very low, and we were on very short rations, every one being allowed just food enough in each twenty-four hours to sustain life. Under these depressing circumstances and amid the awful silence of the polar night the cheerfulness that we continued to maintain was remarkable. It would have been a splendid opi»r tunity for Dickens’ character, Mark Tapley, who was always seeking some specially depressing situation in life to show how jolly he could be under ad verse circumstances. A b the Christmas season approached we all looked for ward to it with eager anticipation, not only as a festal day the associations and memories of which would to some extent vury the wearisome monotony of our lives, but because we knew that the winter solstice would fall about Dec. 22 and that then the sun would return and the long, dreary night 1« nt an end. “Christmas day came at last, Christ mas in the arctie regions! At <> o'clock A Laaadry Liat For Christmas. Christmas Wonder Oraage*. The wonder orange may be used to conceal small Christmas gifts, and it also makes a pretty decoration for the tree. Take a good sized ball of coarse orange colored worsted and begin wind ing it about the present. If the gift Is not symmetrical enough to admit this, first wrap it in crushed tissue paper. After the worsted is completely wound so as to make a ball the size of • big orange fasten green tissue paper leaves In a cluster about where the step should be and a loop of baby orange ribbon with which to hang it np. The wonder orange can also be need to stuff Into the toe of some expectant Christmas stocking. Merry <Ar 1st meat Be merry Ml. be merry all! With holly dress the festive hall: Prepare the song, the feast, the ball. To welcome laerry Christmas. —W. R. Spencer. After your Christmas dinner you will probably find that you have a goodly IKirtlon of turkey left. Thia has hap pened a great many times before, and aa a result many ways have been de vised for preparing these left over scraps of turkey meat. This does not mean the large white slices of the breast, for this portion of the meat can tai simply arranged on a platter and eaten as it is. A sulud of the white meat of turkey Is as good as If not better thau chicken salad. Take one cup of turkey meat, rather coarsely chopped; one cup of celery, also rather coarsely chopped; the whites of three bard boiled eggs, also chopped. Put the yolks of the hard boiled eggs into a bowl and mash and then pour over them three tablespoonfuls of melted butter or pure olive oil. Into this put one teaspoon ful of salt and one of mustard, with a dash of red pepper; then thin with half a cup of good vinegar. Another way to use the white meat of turkey is to ehop It fine, then put a spoonful of cranberry suuce that has been run through a colander in the bottom of a mold or Btnall bowl, on this a layer of chopped turkey, then a lay er of cranberry, and so on till the mold Is full. Press hard and put in a cold place till ready to use; then turn out on a platter. Turkey Croquettes.—Take one cup of turkey meat, chopped fine; one cup of bread crumbs, one S(XM>nful of but ter and two of cream; season with salt and pepper; mold into little fancy shaped cakes and fry. Turkey patties are made exactly as are chicken patties. To one cup of turkey take one cup of turkey gravy or one cup of water made rich by a generous lump of butter; season and thicken with a little flour; pour into pastry shells and bake in a quick oven. A—^ Song of Chriy*tma<.s WINE th© bittersweet and holly Arched above the hearthWtone’a glow. Joy, and not melancholy, Came, indrifting with the snow. In each face the frost a a-tingle. And afar on Hying wing Comet the ©leigh bells' rhythmic jingle Through December journeying. T Set the board and ask the blessing For the bounty amply spread, In the simplest words expressing What a loving Father said— “Peace on earth’’—for this is nearest When the snows with us abide, And the winter air is clearest In the hush of Christmastide. How a Generoaa Giver ot Preseat» May Retaliate For Neglect. A Strange Caatom of Seboolboya and Teachers. For a laundry list obtain a delicate book slate with two or three leaves and bound in cloth. From embroidery lin en cut a piece sufficiently large to face the front and back and with a margin a quarter of an inch wide all around. On one-half of the piece mark the words "Laundry List" within a frame at the middle, and to decorate the re mainder of the piece draw * conven tional flower design. When the work is finished, apply the linen to the slate and cover with glue by turning the edges over and making them fast to the Inside on a narrow edge of the cloth binding that is usual ly left between the edge of the slate part and the binding. At the top binge corner attach a ring with bew and rlbtxics, by means of which it can be hung In a convenient place, and at the knot tie a piece of string half a yard long, to the end of which a pencil may be attached. Wars at Serving th* Forth»» nt Tarhry Lett From the »'«a««. A LESSON FOR CHRISTMAS. CHRISTMAS “BARRING OUT.” "Barring out” was one of the Christ mas customs greatly in vogue in Eng land three centuries ago. It is a cus tom that obtains not ouly in England, but to some extent in our own country, to this day, although it is not particu larly a Christmas custom in our coun try. "Barring out” was the keeping of the teacher or master out of the school house until he yielded to such terms as the boys of his school chose to dic tate. If the boys were able to keep the teacher out of the schoolhouse for three days and nights be was bound by all the laws of the custom to come to terms with the boys and to gra.it them all that they demanded in the way of half holidays and abbreviated lesson hours and extended recesses. If, on the other hand, the teacher out witted the boys and regained posses sion of the schoolroom, the chagrined pupils were bound to submit to such terms as be chose to dictate. As these terms usually' included the severe trouncing of all the boys having any thing to do with the barring out of the teacher, the boys were on the alert to keep him from defeating them. More than one Christmas time of rejoicing has been turned into a time of weeping and wailing on the part of boys whom some barred ont teacher has defeated. —Leslie's Weekly. CHRISTMAS REMNANTS. TELLINO CHRISTMAS STORIES. we had our breakfast—thin soup made of peas, carrots, blublier aud potatoes. Our Christmas dinner was served at 1 o’clock. Hearken to our menu, ye who will sit down the coming Christmas to roast turkey stuffed with oysters: First course, a stew of seal meat, on ions, blubber, potatoes end broad crumbs; second course, served one hour after first, a stew of raisins, blub ber and milk; dessert, a cup of hot chocolate. The best and most Christ- manlike feature of this meal was that we were allowed a sufficient quantity of it to satisfy the pangs of hunger. Our enjoyment of the dessert, one cup of chocolate, we tried to prolong as much as possible. Over it we told each other Christmas stories. We exchanged reminiscences of bygone Christmases at home with the loved ones so far away. We discussed the probability of our ever reaching our own firesides again, and we entered Into an agree ment that if we got back to civilization before another Christmas we would pass the day together in memory of that awful Christmas we were then spending in the realm of the relentless ice king. Alas, many of those brave fellows never lived to see another Christmas!”—Buffalo Express. Christman Dinner Heclpes. Chestnut stuffing Is the most deli cious that can go with a Christmas tur key. Shell a quart of Italian or French chestnuts. Put in hot water and loll until the skins are softened; drain off the water and remove the skins. Press them, a few at a time, through a colan der and season with butter, salt and pepper. Add chopped parsley, onion and bread crumb* aim season with stock. Giblet Sauce.—Boil the giblets until tender; chop them, but not too fine, and add a tablespoonful of flour to the pan tn which the turkey was roasted Brown the flour, stirring constantly, adding slowly a cupful of water in which the giblets were boiled; season with salt and pepper and add the chop ped giblets. “Here’s something cheap. Let’s buy it,” said the tall, angular woman. "What for?” asked the jolly little one. “Oh, for a Christmas present," an swered the other. “Who for?” queried No. 2. “Oil, I don't know. It will come in handy for some one.” "Here” (to the clerk), "wrap me up two of these and hurry my change, please. How much? Seventeen cents? Oh, all right.” “My goodness!" ejaculated her Jolly companion. "You don't mean to say you buy all your Christmas presents that way?’ “Pretty nearly—at least that’s what I Intend doing this year. I’ve taken lots of pains to buy things before, but from now on I’m going to go about things differently.” "Why, what has changed you?” “Well, it's this way: I'm an old maid, you know, but I like pretty things aw fully well. I am accounted well off, and so I am, but almost every year I have sought out the nicest, prettiest things I could find and Bent them off to those I count my friends. Ami what did I get in return? Nothing, positively nothing. Now, the value of a thing doesn't count one bit with me, but I do like people to be thoughtful, and when I get two or three marked down calendars and a general collec tion of stuff picked up to send at the last moment which is not of the least use to anylxMly I rebel. So this yenr I a tn going to try to teach them a les son.” Joy» of Ckrlatasa Time. While the Christmas season brings a thrill of joy to all the aged who have lived correct lives, yet it is sometimes saddened by reminiscences of sins of omission and commission. The knowl edge that during this blessed time evil spirits are shorn of power to do evil does not always soothe the pangs of conscience. But to the young, to whom life in prospect is all hope and sun shine. the season is one of unalloyed bliss. In addition to health and good digestion, they have two patron saints, “Little Jack Horner, who sat in the comer,” and Santa Claus, who, though a Dutchman, is endeared to the In fantry of all nations by the bound less profusion be showers on all na tionalities. There are trees sufficiently stacked up around the market house to carry all the old gentleman's tienefae- tlons this year, and they are selling readily, a testimonial to the Improved prospects of the expectant recipients of his bounty. Numerous, Indeed, are the hearts to which Christmas brings a brief sea son of happiness and enjoyment. How many families whose members have been scattered far and wide in the rest less struggle for life are then reunited and meet again in that happy state of companionship ind.mntnfll good will' How many old recollections and how many dormant sympathies does Christ mas time awaken! There are thousands of Pickwicks to day as well as a century ago who enjoy that sacred time as well as he.- Pitts burg Pre«* A Cawatry Earned For Christmas. South Africa wna discovered by the Portuguese, who were searching for an ocean road to India. Bartholomew Diaz was the commander of the two little ships that formed the expedition In I486. Eleven years later Da Gama took another Portuguese fleet south. He discovered Natal on Christinas day and thus named It in consequence. Tat* *f a Christmas Sarvlror. "But where is that beautiful tail you bad day before yesterday?” “The farmer said. ‘Heads I »-In. tails you lose.’ Well. I took to my heels and lost my tail, but bo did not win my bead.” Smoklag the Chrlstmaa Fool. In some parts of Englund the custom is said still to continue, two days after old Christmas day, of "smoking the fool”—that is. a pile of straw being col lected and set alight, the “fool” is hung over It by a rope around his waist nnd swung backward and forward till be is nearly dead. Then be goes around with hla cap and collects "what the spectators think proper to give.” as the chroniclers express It. In these enter prising days, when almost any game is worked that can induce any one to give anything. It seems strange that no one has Imported this custom, for it must be a successful one. BEND THE FAIREST DOWN THE MIDDLE. Bring the old musician’s fiddle, Relic of the bygone days; Send the fairest down the middle While the lilting music sways. Light of foot and quick of laughter Swing the dancers, toe and heel. As they pass or follow after In the quaint Virginia reel. Make a welcome for the stranger. Should his footstep cross the door. By the memory of the manger And the Christ that was of yore; Gather children’s faces round you. As he gathered them long syne, If it be the years have crowned you With their radiance divine. Deck the tree and light the candles, Let the stockings all be hung, For a saint with furry sandals O’er the housetops high has swung. And his reindeer steeds are prancing Through the Btar bespangled rime, And the moonbeams pale are glancing In the merry Christmas time. —Woman’s Home Companion. A Christmas Card Worth Millions. The most expensive Christmas card ever made was prepared by an English firm in Calcutta some years ago for the native ruler of Baroda, in the East In dies, and intended as a gift for a Euro pean lady of rank with whom the great man was in love. This card was a foot in length l>y ten inches in width and of flawless ivory, to obtain which over forty elephants wore killed. Four of the most skillful carvers to tie found were at work for six months on this magnificent present. When it was fin ished the eyesight of three of them was injured and the fourth man be came blind. The engraving and carv ing they did were flic representing of 10,000 of the stages of existence of Buddha. The card was ornamented around the edges, like a frame, with forty-four diamonds of the purest wa ter, and each the size of a hazelnut. The cost was estimated at half a mil lion pounds sterling. The lady never got her present, for the potentate was arrested for trying to poison the Eng lish resident, and the card disappeared. Scalloped Oyster*. The Christmas dinner should Include oysters. They may serve for an en tree and are delicious scalloped or baked in a pie with the giblets. This Is the way to prepare bcu II oibm I oysters: Place in a shallow baking dinli n layer of oysters; over this spread a layer of bread crumbs or crumbled crackers; sprinkle it with salt, pepper nnd bits of butter; alternate the layers until the dish Is full, having crumbs on top. well dotted with bits of butter. Pour over the whole enough oyster juice to mois ten It. Bake In n hot oven fifteen or twenty minutes or until browned. Serve in the same dish in which It is baked. Individual scallop cups or shells may also be nsed. enough for one p?rsos lx jjtat-vd lo each < up. fiop- erly prepared, it is an excellent dish.— New York World. Chrlatma» Oyster Soap. One quart of oyster liquor, two doz en oysters, one quart of milk, two ta- blespoonfuls of butter, two tabi<-s|Hs>n- fuls of flour. Juice of half a lemon, salt and pepper to taste, tiny pinch of mace. Heat milk and strained oyster liquor in separate vessels. Rub butter and flour together, cook in n saucepan until they bubble and pour on hot milk, stirring till the mixture is thin nnd smooth. Add the liquor, drop in the oysters and cook five minutes. Season and serve nt once. Add lemon Juice the very Inst thing. Peace oa F.nrth. I henn! the bells on Christmas day Their old. famlllnr carols play And wild and sweet The words repeat Of peace on earth, good will to men! —Longfellow. * ;