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tt tt « tt n ntx u n n n n n n “ 'Jeff,' say* she, 'it isn’t like you to not in the bible . IMF« I •«SLIM I» WOMAN AND FASHION FACTS IN, FEW LINES BLUE talk that way. I don't care to bear Ed Collier ridiculed. A mall may do ridic I «solali«»» Fopalarly Attrlbated ta J Daringly Combined. The Swedish (Hist office last year de «T.wVc WRAPPING ... 1 “• 1 (be ueed Boek. lilous thiugs, but they don't look ridic tTBVNE Pale blue puon velvet is somewhat ilvered over 41.U00.0U0 postal cards. •There are a number of sentences ulous to tbe girl be does 'em tor. ___ daringly comblned with a verdigris Holland's little war in Sumatra ba* There was one man In a hundred. H*|Bot in the Bible which every body- green in the picture bat emanating lasted thirty years and cost $300.000. tt •topped stopped eating just Just to please me. I'd thinks are there," said a clergyman, from tbe Maison Nouvelle, Parts. The uo. be hard hearted and ungrateful if 11 "The eblef of these sentences is. 'He crown Is of blue and green velvets la- Blxtyulne Austrian towns have didn't feel kindly toward him. Could tempers tbe wind to the shorn lamb.' tt you do what he did?’ tt passed resolutions In favor of crema You would search the Bible pretty tion. “ ‘I know,' say* I, seeing the point, thoroughly before you would And that By ‘I'm condemned. 1 ean’t help it. Tbe sentence In it Where you would find If a tallow caudle be placed in a gun tt Copyright, 190». by brand of the consumer is upon my I H would be in Sterne a ‘Sentimental and shot at a door it will go through Sadaey Pvrtor Without sustaining any injury. brow. Mrs. Eve settled that business Journey.’ for me when »be made the dicker with I “Sterne gets a g<jod deal of praise for Greek Is perhaps the most perfect In Will Cup. Kidney Dla*a*a* After They Have Faat.iMd and Be old boy snake. I fell from tbe fire <*»e origination of this sentence, but it ■trument of thought ever Invented by i . 'Ah.' says I, in admiration, 'that's not “Uno day Collier failed to show up Into tbe frying pan. I guess I‘m the *“• originated, as a matter of fact, som. Chroalu But th. Fultou man. and its literature has never been 1 give you credit at the teut. A niau told me be left so bed, Ed Collier! Champion Feaater of the Universe.’ I before be was born. In a collection of Compound«. W. Dav* Secured equaliai in purity of style and boldness towi that morning. My only rival for tbe trick. But I don't give you the spoke humble, and Maine mollified her-1 proverbs published in 1594 we of expression. th. Sol. Ag.ncy for Thio City. now was the bill of fare. A few days i girl until she's Mrs. Freak.' I find. ‘Dietl mesure le vent a la brebis In an article on ‘The Age of the “I hit tbe sod In the direction of tbe self a little. before he left Collier had presented World" Sir Edward Fry, tbe famous I “ Ed Collier and I are good friends,’ tondue.’ That convicts Sterne of pla mt with a two gallon Jug of fine whis ■bow. I came up to tbe rear of tbe English geologist, declare* that 450,-1 Faltos's Bsnsl Oompound aajoys th* anlqus she says, ‘the same a* me and you. I giarism. tent, and, as I did so. a man wiggled ky. which, he said, a cousin had sent “ 'In the midst of life we are in •iattMllo* ot balae *•* Uln« known 1L*> UOO.OOO years must have elapsed since eur*a kldn*y trnubl* la all Ita at*«** bus him from Kentucky. 1 now have rea out like a snake from under the bottom gave him tbe same answer I did you— death.’ Everybody thinks that la In the no marrying for me. I liked to be the existence of Ufe on the globe. | son to believe that It contained Apple of tbe canvas, scrambled to bls feet tk* primary tnfiammallon up Io snd laolu.lliq llllile. It isn't, though. It la in the Three-fourths of tbe great mass of I •a* ekroxl* Sla<* ostlsd Brtskt'a Meaeae tree's Anaconda Appetite Bitters al and ran into me like a locoed broncho. with Ed and talk to him. There was burial service. something mighty pleasant to me in most exclusively. I continued to de I gathered blm by the neck and inves manufactures which enter into inter wklob ks* boon, up to th* advent ot thl* Cuiu “ That he who runs may read.’ This national commerce are composed of I pound, poaittvaly taoursbla. Tkoa why aot vour tons of provisions. In Marne's tigated blin by tbe light of the stars. tbe thought that here was a man who la another sentence supposed, wrongly, . eyes I remained a mere biped, more It was Professor Eduardo Collleri. in never used a knife and fork, and all to be Biblical. It Is not Biblical, iron and steel, copper and cotton, of •tart with tbo B*nal Compound at first ralbei than ordinary kidney aaadlela*«, all of which human habiliments, with a desperate for my sake.’ which we are tbe world’s largest pro ruminant than ever. though the Bible bas something very toll *hort if thedlaoaaohas roaohod theahrunic “’Wasn't you In love with him?’ I ducers. ; state! Thon yon will kaow you or* rl«ht Nu “About a week after Collier pulled look in one eye and impatience in tbe like it—namely. That he may run that asks, all injudicious. ‘Wasn't there a Coffee culture in Java Is on the wane, I statement* are puhllohod by th* Fulton peop't his freight there came a kind of side other. readetb.' show io town and hoisted a tent near “‘Hello, Curiosity!’ says I. ‘Get still deal on. for you to become Mrs. Curi and it is not Improbable that in the except casoa that have reached th* ohruuit “ 'Prone to sin a* the sparks fly up- the railroad. I Judge it was a sort of a minute, and let's have a look at your osity ?' course of time it will be given up en •ta«e, Incurable by ell other known modlctue* MAISON NOUVKLLB. ward.’ The Blble nowhere contains "All of us do It sometimes. All of us those words. tirely. Tbe reasons for this are the ex-1 Dore ia another rooovory wo are permitted la fake museum and curiosity business. freakship. How do you like being tbe terlaced, while the broad brim is en- refer to. I called to see Marne one night, and wlliopus-wallopus or the bim-bam from get jostled out of the line of profitable “ ’A nation ■ball be bora In a dar.* tirely of the blue, tbe contrasting baustlon of the soil and the competi-1 Mrs. B. E. Clise ot 17ST Broadway, Ban Frau Ma Iiugiin said she and Thomas, her Borneo or whatever name you are de talk now and then. Mame put on that The nearest thing to that In the Good tion of Brazilian coffee. I •tsoo, wa* pronounood by her phyalelas a* little lemon glace smile that runs be Book is, 'Shall a nation be born at shade forming tbe edge. Both colors younger brother, had gone to the show. nounced by in the side show business?' Siberian railway trains under new | Incurably ill with kidney dlaoaao that had bo make a soft knot, resting on the hair That same thing happened for three I “ ‘It's Jeff Peters,' says Collier in a tween ice and sugar and says, much once?’ ” I schedule cover the distance from Mos-1 com* ohronlo (Bri«ht‘a DtaoaM). Bh* alao had at the left side, and a huge sea gull nights that week. Saturday night I ' weak voice. Turn me loose, Jeff, or too pleasant: ‘Yon’re short on creden diabetes Another physician waa oallod In in black and white softens the bril- cow to Port Arthur, 5,388 miles, in Dropsy had set In, the nails cease off and he too caught her on the way coming back I'll slug you one. I'm in tbe extremest tials for asking that question, Mr. Pe Saath Amoriea I* 100* B. C. thirteen days, the fare, including sleep liant effect of the whole. ters. Suppose you do a forty-nine day and got to sit on the steps awhile and kind of a large hurry. Hands off!’ The greater tbe number of tbe suc er. being $134. Tbe globe trotter can said nothin* known would eave her. Showasae tar beyond help they told her not to turlhei fast, Just to give you ground to stand ceeding phases of civilization the more talk to her. I noticed she looked dif “Tut. tut, Eddie,’ I answers, hold have a special train of three cars for torture herself by dlettny. Bno went oa th« I even must be the average length of Black Tafleta aad Lae*. ferent. Her eyes were softer nud shiny ing him hard; ‘let an old friend gaze on. and then maybe I’ll answer It.’ I $1.03 a mile. i Vol Lon Compound*. Th* third week *ai Ecru lace seems to be one of the (TO BE CONTINUED.) ilk“. Instead of a Jlame Dugnu to fly on the exhibition of your curiousness. better. The third month the nail* bo each and thus resemble the general Bank Superintendent Kilburn in his I ■lightly to oome back, and a few month* later a nt from the voracity of man and raise , It's an eminent graft you fell on to, my length of human periods. It is to be trimmings that will lead this fall, and I last report says that there has been ■an well and began dropping tbe treatment An violets she seemed to be a Marne more , son. But don’t speak of assaults and attorney, Plena ot Mrs. Clino, Judge B H seen that the two central European made up with black taffeta it forms a OLDEST ENGLISH PAPER. no failure among trust companies in Cutler ot MU Pine street. San Francisco, had periods, those of Hallstadt and of La combination at once effective and suffi battery, because you're not fit. The dlabete* that la alao incurable accordins t< the state of New York in eighteen , best you've got is a lot of nerve and a London Gaaetto Is the Least Head, Tene. together embrace about a thou ciently modish to last throughout the years, and, with a single exception, no th* books Kno*in< ot her recovery he loo tout tbo Fulton Compound* and In eight months ro sand years, an average of 500 for each. season. A pretty blouse made this au bat Pars .100,000 a Year. mighty empty stomach.’ And so it trust company has In recent years sus galnad hl* health and la now In aotlv* practice Dropsy, rheumatism from uric add. gout, psi* was. The man was as weak as a vege The London Gazette is the oldest The cultured periods of Egypt may be tumn by one of the best dressmakers tained aji impairment of capital. In th* back, bladder trouble, ole., ar* proof! has a yoke—round, of course—of very tarian cat and least read of any English newspa even longer. that th* kidneys ar* In trouble Th* leal atagt ! Manchester bas celebrated the cen l The development of Peruvian civili heavy ecru lace over the black taffeta. tenary of John Dalton's atomic theory. I la Bright's Dlaoaso and Diabetsa. It you at* “ ‘I'd argue this case with you, Jeff,' per. It is at once the biggest and tbe reeling languid or miserable send for pamphlet ___. — ______ on __ the ______ average five Below the yoke the silk is shirred to a says be, regretful in his style, ‘for an least of all English papers, for it is tbe zation. accepting Recoveries nearly Sfi% among these hltbertt I successive iwrlods, would result in a I •b’Ptb of three inches, thus giving a His table of ultimate atoms, with the Incurable dlaeaeea. Fulton'* Renal Compound unlimited number of rounds if I had only paper in tbe land which changes atom of hydrogen as Its unit, was tor Bright's snd Kidney Dlaesae* (I; lot half an bour to train in and a slab of its size from one page to a hundred, stratification of cultures representing I Pretty fullness to the lower part of the formulated in September, 1803. and Diabate*. tl.iO. John J. Fulton Co..*0»W*«b street, - an Francisco, sol* compound*«* beefsteak two feet square to train according to the pressure of the news. between 2,000 and 3,000 years. About blouse. The sleeves are shirred nnd I while his atomic combining weights I Ington We ar* tbalr axclualva agent* in thia city. with. Curse the man, I say, that in It is the only newspaper whose word the year 1000 B. C.. at the time when “«bt Atting to the elbow, where they remain tbe “ultimate atom” bas been | vented tiie art of going foodless. May is law and whose authority Is accepted Solomon built his temple, the early widen into a full puff and are finished exploded. his soul in eternity be chained up with tn the witness box. It can make and Americans In Peru reared their mighty with a cuff of Persian ribbon. The In 1850 the cvnsumptiou of distilled structures to the glory of a creator god. fitock Is trimmed with a band of the in two feet of a bottomless pit of red- nnmake bankrupts. Th* mortality among babtea during th, hot hash. I'm abandoning the conflict. It is the only paper In which certain Civilization in America would beyond »«me rlhbon, and Just at the elbow is spirits—brandy and whisky—in the teething years I* something frightful. Jeff; I'm deserting to the enemy. You'll persons are compelled to advertise and all doubt have worked Itself up to a another band that gives a finishing United States averaged about 2*4 gal thre* Th* census of 1*00 shows that about on* la to tbe sleeves. lons for each person, while today the high plane at some time and might touch every seven succumbs. find Miss Dugan Inside contemplating In which certain other persons cannot average is about 1 1-3 gallons. In 1850 The cause is apparent. With baby’s the only living mummy and the in advertise for love or money. It yields a have accomplished alone a peculiar bonea the fontanel (opening in the the consumption of beer was a gallon skull) hardening, Skirts sad Petticoats. but certainly brilliant development formed hog. She's a fine girl, Jeff. I'd profit of 1100,000 a year. closing up and its teeth forming, all All woolen and cloth gowns are ■nd a half for each individual. Now these coming at once create a demand for Time was when the editorship of the without the intervention of European have beat you out if I could have kept bone material that nearly half tbe little In I made without skirt linings, a fashion It is 17.4 gallons. up the grubless habit a little while Gazette was one of the spoils of office, civilization.—Professor Max Uhle systems are deficient In. ___ _____ The result _ is Harper ’ s Magazine. I which The Berlin newspapers tell of a won not only conduces to lightness. leevlahneaa, weakness, sweating, fever, diar longer. You’ll have to admit that the worth $4.000 a year. It was the recog rhoea. brain troubles, convulsions, etc., that -------------------------- I but to ease in walking. Tbe newest derful baby giant which was recently fasting dodge waa aces up for awhile. nized reward of party services In the terribly fatal. The deaths In 1W0 under Bflect or Halo Upo* Aaloaols. I skirt trimming is the gathered tuck. brought by Its parents before tbe med prove Is. three years were Jot.#8«. to say nothing at I figured It out that way. But, say, press. the vast number outside the big cities that ‘ The effects of a rainy day upon ani- I The tucks are first stitched in, then ical faculty of that city for examlna- Under the old regime the Gazette Jeff, it's said that love makes the were not reported, and thia In the Unltad I tion. He is the son of a baker at mals of a zoo, ” said a keeper tbe other gathered and drawn into place. In States alone. tlve had tiesides Its editor a staff of world go round. I-et me tell you the When baby begins to sweat, worry or cry announcement lacks verification. It's clerks appointed by tbe treasury. but day. “are as Interesting to watch as grenadine, etamlne or canvas suits Drievers and. although only eighteen out In sleep don't wait, and the need It the wind from the dinner liorn that In 1880 the treasury remodeled the anything I know In connection with a I this trimming forms the heading or months old. stands three and a half neither medicine nor narcotics. What ths collection of beasts. Now. that big I finish to the flounce and is repeated little system la crying out for Is more bone feet high. He measures thirty-six does it. I love that Mame Dugun. I've management of the paper, found the material. Bweetman'a Teething Food sup gone six days without food in order to staff employment elsewhere and left wolf over there Just revels in a rainy crosswise upon the waist and upon the I inches around tbe chest. pile* It. It ha* saved the live* of thouaanda bable*. They begin to improve within coincide with her sentiments. Only the whole responsibility of the Gazette day and skips about as gay as you tops of the sleeves. A serviceable pet i Among the great physicists Sir Oli ot torty-elght hours, Here is what physicians one bite did I have. That was when I on its publishers. Messrs. Harrison A please. All the wolves are tbe same. | tieoat is made of fine sateen closely tit- ver I^odge believes in telepathy and think ot It. But the lions | ted to tbe figure as far as the knees, I Sir William Crookes in ghosts. Lord Rain cheers them up. Washington 8t , knocked the tattooed man down with u 8ons. Tbe printing of the paper has San Francisco, June 2, 1MÎ war club and got a sandwich he wua been In the Harrison family since 1773. are different. They fret and fume and where a circular flounce of the mate Kelvin recently said that “science posi- Gentlemen—I am __________ __ _____ prescribing „ your food ___ in Absolute secrecy as to the contents growl and snarl unless you give them rial Is sewed on, having a two Inch I tively confirmed creative power,” and the multitude of baby troubles due to Im gobbling. The manager fined me all peded dentition. 1 ____ A large percentss* or ts “lion’i Ute curiorititr eatf" I ark. my salary, but salary wasn't what I of any forthcoming Gazette prevails at an extra allowance of meat or a big dust ruffle. This deep ruffle Is covered Sir William Tlilstleton-Dyer, the di fantile ills and fatalities ar* th* result ot ___ food supplies what th* was after. Twas that girl. I’d give St. Martin's lane, and, though there are pan of warm milk. Then they will with frills or ruffles of silk, and this rector of Kew botanical gardens, com- slow teething. Your In line as God Intended her—approach my life for her, but I'd endanger my a thousand workers in Messrs. Harri sleep, but a rainy day seems to get on garment If not black is of a somber I plains that Kelvin “wipes out by a deficient system demands, and I have had surprising succeed with ___________ tn acorca ot ______ cas«* able and suited to bask in the light of Immortal soul for a beef stew. Hunger sons’ office, no item of news has ever the nerves of a lion or any of the cat hue. stroke of the pen the whole position this diet, given with their regular food, has the Brazilians and the kindler. not failed to check the infantile distresses. family. Snakes are kept in Just a cer Darwin won for us.” is a horrible thing, Jeff, Love and leaked out before its time. Every Several of the more serious cases would, 1 “•Yon seem to be right smart In business and family and religion and sheet of copy is private and confiden tain temperature all tbe time, and you Embroidery and RaBlee. The greatest successes in the electric feel sure, have been fatal without It. It can veigled,' snys I, 'with the Unparalleled art and patriotism are nothing but tial until it appears for all tbe world would think that the damp air would Some very excellent results brought al transmission of water power have not be too quickly brought to the attention Exhibition of the World's Living Curi shadows of words when a man's starv- to see. The copy for the Gazette is never reach them. Perhaps It doesn’t, about by embroideries done in solid been made in the United States. For of the mothers of the country. It Is an *b- solute necmaltv. osities and Wonders.’ L. C. MENDEL, M. D. written in the government offices, of- but I have always noticed that all tbe work, as it Is technically called, upon ty-three companies, having a total ca Ing.’ “ ‘It's a change.’ says Maine. “In such language Ed Collier dis ten by cablnet ministers themselves, reptiles are active and cheerful, if a silk for full dress daytime occasion pacity of 177.300 horse power, trans-1 Petaluma, 2al.. Beptambw L UM. “ ’You’ll need another,’ Bays I, 'if you couts are In evidence. Such coats it is mit power over a line distance of 1.549 Dear r* __ „ Sir*—I ' have Just tried the teething coursed to me pathetic. I gathered the and is invariably returned with tbe reptile can be said to be cheerful, when keep on going every night.’ intended shall be worn with canvas miles, on an average twenty-six miles, food In two cases and In both It waa a euc- diagnosis that his affections and hla di proofs. Each secretary initials his it rains.”—Tit-Bits. ce*a. One waa a very serious case, so criti “ ‘Don't be cross, Jeff,’ says she. •It skirts and shall revive tbe modes seen with a voltage which ranges from 10,-1 cal that it waa brought to me from another gestions had been implicated in a copy, and in cases of promotion in the takes my mind off busluess.’ centuries since at the French court, city for treatment. Fatal reiulta were feared. 000 to 60.000 volts. The maximum dis-1 He Had a Daaahter. scramble and tbe commissary had won services no paragraph is accepted even In three day* th* baby ceased worrying and “ ‘Don’t tbe curiosities eat?’ I ask. “You have a daughter, have you not. where the combination was a well be tance over which power is transmitted commenced eating and la now well. Ita action out. I never disliked Ed Collier. 1 In proof without being initialed a sec “ 'Not all of them. Some of them are sir?” said a minister to an old gentle loved one. Ruffles of late at the wrists Is from Colgate to San Francisco. 220 I In this case waa remarkable. I would ad searched my Internal admonitions of ond time. vise you to put It In every drag stere In this wax.’ Now and then on very rare occasions man with whom be bad formed a casu and plenty of the same fabric billow miles, with a loss of 25 per cent. j city. Yours, suitable etiquette to see if I could And “ 'Look out, then, that you don't get ing beneath the throat stock soften tbe I. M. PROCTOR. M. D. a piece of copy is received auto al acquaintance as a fellow passenger. A Boston entomologist makes the ex- I a remark of a consoling nature, but ■tuck,' says I, kind of flip nnd foolish. graphed by the sovereign.—Westmin The old gentleman essayed to answer, coat, which must be a prettily colored traordlnary statement that bugs, under I Bweetman'a Teething Food WIN carry baby there was none convenient. “Marne blushed. I didn't know wbat but the question had strangely affected one—say a pale buff or a delicate blue, which generic name he includes the I safely and comfortably through ths mast dan “ ‘I’d be glad, now,’ says Ed. V ster Gazette. gerous period of child Uf*. It renders lanc to think about her. My hopes raised mauve or green. him. little creatures from the grasshopper I ing ot ths gums unn*c***ary. It la th* *afe*t you'll let me go. I've been bard bit. some that perhaps my attentions hail plan end a blessing to th* baby to not wall “ I beg your pardon." said tbe minis down to the ladybug, are destroying I but I’ll hit the ration supply harder. APHORISMS. palliated man's awful crime of visibly symptom* but to commence giving It tbs An Attractive ter, “if I have thoughtlessly awakened property in this country to the amount I tor I'm going to clean out every restaurant fourth or flfth month. Then all the testl Introducing nourishment into his ays In your mind recollections of a painful of $250.000.000 a year. The grasshop- I will com* haalthtully, without pain, dl* In town. I’m going to wade waist deep Malice drinks one-half of Its own poi tern. She talked some about the stars tre** or lancing. It I* an auxiliary to th*l: nature. Tbe world Is full of sorrow, per eats up $90,000.000 worth of vege- I regular diet and easily taken. In sirloins and swim In ham and egga. son.— 8eneca. Price 10 cenb ■ferrlng'lo'them With respect’and It’s an awful thing, Jeff Peters, for a tatlon, the Hessian fly $50.000,000, the (•nough tor six weeks), sent postpaid on re It is not wbat be bas or even what sir, and perhaps my question recalls to cslpt of pries. Pacific Coast Agents, Inlam politeness, and 1 driveled a quantity man to come to this pass—to give gp he does which expresses the worth of your memory a fair, beautiful girl chinchbug $10,000,000, tbe potato bug Drug Co., Mills Building. San Franclee. about united hearts and homes made ills girl for something to eat. It’s whose blossoming yuung life bad with $8,000,000. Moths, ladybugs, tobacco I a man. but wbat he is.—Amlel. bright by true affection and the kin- worse than that man Esau, that swap worms, squashbugs, beetles and nu- I As riches and favor forsake a man ered in its bloom. Am I right sir?" Iler. Marne listened without scorn, and ped his copyright for a partridge. But, “No, not exactly," replied tbe old gen merous other entomological entities THE LOWER MOTIVE. we discover him to be a fool, but no I says to myself, ‘Jeff, old man. you're then, hunger's a fierce thing. You'll tleman sadly. “I hgve five unmarried consume tbe remainder. ' removing the hoodoo that bas clung to excuse me now, Jeff, for I smell a per body could And It out In bis prosperity. darters, mister, an' the youngest of the The production of nitric acid by elec- I Its A»»llentlon to ■ Londly Cryln* the cousumer of victuals; you're set vasion of ham frying in the distance, —Bruyere. Chit* la a Car. lot Is twenty-eight years old." tro chemical methods is a new process 1 There Is a deportment which suits ting yonr heel ui>on tbe serpent that and my legs are crying out to stam Tbe child was screaming lustily on that promises extensive changes in our tbe figure and talents of each person. lurks In the gravy bowl.’ pede in that direction.’ Tk* Way Hoaoe. agriculture. The manufacture of nitric the elevated train. Unreasonably it in It Is always lost when we quit it to “Monday night I drop around. Mam* When the bishop of Truro, Dr. Gott, “ ‘A hearty meal to you, Ed Collier,’ acid from the nitrogen and oxygen of I sisted on getting off and going home assume that of another.—Rousseau. la at the Unparalleled Exhibition with was dean of Worcester bls absent I says to him, 'and no bard feelings. the air in sufficient quantities for com- I between stations. Tbe passengers wore So remarkably perverse is the nature Thomas. mlndedness was so notorious that be For myself, I am projected to be an tncrcial use has been tbe dream and I that look of patient endurance which of man that be despises those that "Now. may the curse of the forty-one unseldom eater, and I have condolence earned for himself the sobriquet of hope of scientists for years. At Ni to frequently overspreads murderous court him and admires whoever will •even sided sea cooks,' says I, ‘and the for your predicaments.’ “Dean For-Gott.” agara experiments have been conduct- I desires. Vainly the mother appealed not bend before him. — Thucydides. bad luck of the nine Impenitent gruss On one occasion be bad invited some “There was a sudden big whiff of the ed successfully in producing commer I to the child's regard for tbe suffering A true man never frets about bis friends to dine with him. On their ar- hoppers rest upon the selfsame side frying ham smell on the breese, and clal nitric acid by using a high tension public, to its duty to itself In such •how at once and for evermore. Amen. the champion faster gives a snort and place In the world, but just slides into rival, a short time before tbe dinner current in an air chamber, by which ■ I phrases as “Folks don't like to hear a It by tbe gravitation of bis nature and bour, be suggested that In the interval I'll go to see It myself tomorrow night gallops off in tbe dark toward fodder. yield of one pound of nitric acid is ob little boy cry” and “Be a good child .wings there as easily as a star. — E. H. ■ ud Investigate Its baleful charm. "I wish some of the cultured outfit of waiting his friends would perhaps tained for every seven horse power I and listen to mamma.” But each ap Shall man that was made to inherit the that are always advertising tbe ex Chapin. like to walk through tbe grounds. peal seemed to be a stimulus to re hours. earth be cut out of bls sweetheart first tenuating circumstances of love and After spending about a quarter of an newed vigor, says a writer In Scrib Turkish CoBae. ____ _ Dr. Yamane. a member of the bouse by a kulfe and fork and then by a ten romance had been there to see. There bour in admiring tbe flowers, shrubs ner’s Magazine. At length the mother The Turkish way of making coffee I and’ g^hou^’ they suddenlv’camZ of representatives, proclaimed in a re «ent circus?’ was Ed Collier, a fine man full of con announced that doubtless there were - cent debate that more than 130,000 per 'The next night before starting out trivances and flirtations, abandoning produces a very different result from 1 upon a door in tbe garden wall. bears at the next station that ate up sons succumb annually to tuberculosis that to which we are accustomed. A for the exhibition tent 1 inquire and the girl of Ills heart and ripping out “Ah!” said tbe dean to bis astonished little boys who cried. The youngster In Japan, and the number Is constant- I ■mall conical saucepan, bolding about I guests, find out that Mame is not st home. Into the contiguous territory In tbe pur --------- • “This will be a much nearer 5_. ly Increasing. In regard to leprosy he cessed Instantly, apparently as much Hhe Is not at the circus with Thomas suit of sordid grub. 'Twas a rebuke to two tablespoonfuls of water. Is used. |v._„ way for you to go home than by going stated: “There is no country in tbe I through Interest In outwitting the bears _Jk to \he trout!" this time, for Thomas waylays me in tbe poets and a slap at tbe best pay The fresh roasted berry is pounded. - ba —- -- ---- -.---- ■ ' And, forgetting world In which this disease is so preva I as through fear. He became cheerful the grans outside of the grab tent with ing element of fiction. An empty stom not ground, and about a dessertspoon bls Invitation, be opened the door and lent and so neglected. The home office | ly curious and pressed his tear stained a scheme of bls own before I have time ach is a sure antidote to an overfull ful it put lute the minute belter. which bo;v«.d them out returns show that there are &8,0t*9 tace to the pane. To tbe effiWed pas is then nearly filled with water and to eat supper. heart. lepers in Japan, while their offspring sengers never was there a more pleas thrust among the embers. A few sec " ‘Whpt’ll you give me, Jeff,’ says he, “I was naturally anxious to know The Teach er *a Fawlt* Those who bad number 999.300. The authorities al ing prevarication. onds suffice to bring it to a boll, and if 1 tell you something?' how far Mame was infatuated with Teacher—Why. Freddy, bow did you frowned now smilingly shared tbe lit low leprous beggars to alt on the pub -•“ The riUw of <t, eon.’ I wp Col'ler and ’’!• strytsgema. I went In the decoction, grounds and all. Is pour get those black and blue welts on your rutvry KCB CLOAK lie streets snd to Infect the verv sir tle one’s interest in this alleged fact In “ ‘Sis Is stuck on a freak,' says side the Unparalleled Exhibition, and ed out into a small cup, which fits into ■rm? natural lmau>ry. A happy, eouteuled The girlish mantie illustrated Is of with their spittle.” Thomas, 'one of the side show freaks. there she was. She looked surprised to a brass socket like tbe cup of an acorn. 8cholar—Them's your fault, teacher. air pervaded the car. Tbe ethics of see me, but nngullty. The Turks seem to drink this decoc Tbe omitting of torpedo tubes in our accordion plaited yellow chiffon veiled 1 don't like him. She doi^i. I over- Teacher—My fault? What do yon the situation distressed no one. tion boiling hot, grounds and all. They “ ‘ It ’ s an elegant evening outside.' , recent battle ships is criticised adverse heard 'em talking. Thought maylie with white lace heavily appllqued with mean? But need we fear to discuss it? Here take It plain. Sugar and cream would ly by the Scientific American. They you'd like to know. Say. Jeff, does it says I. The coolness is quite nice and 1 Scholar (sobbing reminiscently) — renaissance. was one young child pitted against a were not Installed because In late wars put you wise $2 worth? There's a tar gratifying, and tbe stars are lined out no donbt be thought to spoil it. Why, you told me It was a poor rule first class up i I several vessels have been destroyed by car full of people, some doubtless bank where they belong. | In every hut in Turkey these dlmlnu- that didn’t work both ways. So when School Dresses. get rifle up town that’— presidents, perhaps a judge or two, es .. shake .. — • byproducts ------- ->—-- tjve goffee boilers may be seen suspend these their own torpedoes. An under water Among tbe most useful and practlca “I frisked my ¡xx-kets and commenced Wouldn't you I went home I took pa’s new two foot timable women going to read papers. of the auimal kingdom long enough to ' ed by their long handles from the tk> styles for school dresses suitable to device for laanching torpedoes, having to dribble a stream of halves and quar rule that doubles up on a binge and It was a contest too ridiculous to be take a walk with a common human' walls. Tbe berry ponnders are also at been perfected which puts them below ters into 'Diomas' hat. The Information bent it back till It worked both ways, both young and little girls tbe Norfolk tolerated. Plainly the important thing was of a pile driver system of news, who never was on a programme iu bl*' hand, and a cup of coffee takes but a and then pa said I’d broken tbe joints seems likely to be tbe favorite this the protective deck, aafe from tbe en was to still that one strong young few moments to produce.—American and be went and got bls razor strop. winter. It is plain, yet gives an effect | emy’s shell Are. bas reduced this dan and it telescoped my intellect for life?’ throat even if it became necessary to “Mame gave a sort of sly glance Queen. distinctly dressy. Tbe coat is perhaps ger. All foreign nations now building awhile, While I was leaking small disturb Its tender young ethical stand a little longer than formerly, and the war ships are putting in torpedo tubes change and smiling, foolish, on the around, and I knew what that meant. Gettieg U» Early. ards, for the time must come when It KBoet *f Civilisation. “ *Oh.' says I, ‘I hate to tell you, but outside and suffering disturbances In “I can't get up early.” said a wealthy sleeves are either quite plain and tight and tbe torpedo with hydroscopic steer would learn tbe truth about those bears Tbs serious problem of tbe civiliza fitting or slightly melon shaped, widest age gear, which makes It effective at ternally, 1 was saying. Idiotically and tbe curiosity that lives on wind baa gentleman to his doctor. and perhaps pause a moment or two at flew the eoop. He just crawled out tion of tbe red man sometimes devel 8.000 yards._______________ pleasautly: “Oh, yes, ygu can.” was the reply, “if just below tbe elbow. other of It* mother's statements. But “'Thank you, Thomas—thank you— under the tent. By this time be bag ops an amusing side. Bobtail Coyote you will only follow my advice. Wbat N.V HI* Ki*4. Lnekr Mae. In any case the greater immediate good er- a freak, you said. Thomas. Now, amalgamated himself with half tbs was sent to a government school from Is your usual hour of rising?” “Would you die for me?“ she asked In crossing tbe ocean a father and to a number of innocent people cer Ma reservation in th* west clad In could you make out the monstrosity’s delicatessen truck In town.’ dreamily. “Nine o'clock.” •on both became very seasick. The fa tainly overbalanced tbe lesser, remote “ 'You mean Ed Collier?- says Mame. tMtefcakln and speaking only his mother entitlements a little clearer. If yon “Ob. say,“ be retorted In a matter of ther recovered quickly, but tbe son was evil to one young, unreasonable boy. “Well, get up half an bour later ev- please, Timinas?' “‘I do,’ I answers, 'apd a pity It it Marie ery day. and In tbe course of a month •fact way. “If you haven't any more am so exhausted with tbe attack that be lla remained during tbe stipulated " This Is tiie fellow.' says Thomas, that he has gone back to crime again. you will find yourself op at 4 in the bition than to be looking for dead ones sank into a state of apathy, from ■•via* * Hard Tina*. pulling out a yellow handbill from his I met him outside the tent, and be ax- B pm , gradually becoming a white man ■torning.” you'ra not tbe girl for me!”—Chicago which it seemed impossible to arouse “Hero I’ve been running for yean,” pocket nnd shoving It under my noee. poaed his Intentions of devastating tbe Ip gjl Intents and purposes. But no Port. him. i said tbe ball clock, "and I haven’t ‘He's the champion faster of the uni food crop of tbe world. Tis enormous greater transformation was manifest ■leers. Tbe steamer physician, thinking be I moved an inch. I wouldn't mind that ai when be returned to bis people than ly sad wlwn one's Ideal dewends from verse. I guess that's why 81* got soft "Did you ever notice that almost all Cfeaa«w4 Hie ■!»<* would try a sudden shock, said: “I i so much, but every evening about 8:30 on him. He don’t eat nothing. He's his pedestal to make a seventeea-year tbat of bis name, which bad evolved tbe misers mentioned In tbe papers are Naggaby—I thought yon were never have bad news for you. Your father la < the young lady of the family turns me from the savage Bobtail Coyote to that •ingle mea?” asked Mr. Watt*. going to fast forty-nine days. This Is locust of himself.' going to work for tboee people again. dead!” | back became she says I’m too fast, "Mame looked me straight in tbe eye which appeared on bis neatly engraved tbe sixth. That's him.' “Ten.” answered Mrs. Watte. “Mar Waggsby—I did say so. but since that Tbe son. raising bls expressionless and I then In the morning the old man “I looked at tbe name Thomas point until she had corkscrewed my reflec viaMtag card. Robert T. Wolf-Youth's ried misers are too common to be time they have decided that I might eyan to the doctor, replied. “Lucky I comes along and grumbles because Pm Companion. tions. ed out — Professor Eduardo Colliert. worth mentioning.” come back.-Baltimore American man!" | too alow." » A Guthrie Wooing ••• « n n n n n u O L IVIE HEjwy U tt tt U U tt tt lernn PÀPFRS Nothing Known « Save the Baby.
