Bandon recorder., December 03, 1903, Image 3

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» A Guthrie Wooing • •• « «
sat hopes.
"I think Collier must have spoken to
Marne and got the same answer, for
one day be orders a cup of coffee and
a cracker and sits nibbling the comer
of it Ilka a girl lu the parlor that's
filled up in the kitchen previous on
cold roast and fried cabbage. 1 caught
on and did the same, and maylie we
thought we'd made a bit! The next
day we tried it again, and out comes
old mau Dugan, fetching in bla banda
the fairy viauds.
“ ‘Kinder off yer fee«!. ain’t ye
gentsT he asks, fatherly and some sur
donlc. Thought I’d spell Marne a bit.
seeiu* the work was light and my rheu­
matic can stand the strain.'
"So back me and Collier bad to drop
to the heavy grub again. 1 noticed
about that time that I was seized by a
most uncommon and devastatlug appe­
tite. I ate until Marne must have hat­
ed to see me darken the door. After­
ward I found out that I had been the
victim of the first dark and irreligious
trick pluyed on me by Ed Collier. Him
■nd me had been taking drinks togeth­
er up town regular, trying to drown
our thirst for food. That man had
britied about ten bartenders to always
put a big slug of Appletree's Anaconda
Appetite Bitters in every one of my
drinks. But the last trick Le played
me was hardest to forget.
( to ' bk continued . )
WOMAN AND FASHION
NEVER MET DEFEAT.
ORIGIN OF THE "TOMATO
Tba Florrtie Hat.
Military U«4«r. Wbo Ware Always
Sareeoafal la Rattle.
There la Na Rererd at a Time Whea
It Ur,« Will.
wS’/jppÄpEts
WRAPPING ... 1
The long whit« plume will continue
OARO «TOOK
The tomato la a native of South
Tlie Duke of Alvs, one of the most
to 1« a feature of the coming seasou't
America and more particularly of Peru
•..«traw ansi Blatera* Board...
millinery. and this Fioretta shape eminent soldiers of ths sixteenth cen­
ss-ST^»-ai rinst Mrs«
and the Andean region. The Indian
■bows It disposed to good advantage. tury, never throughout his long and
Tel Main IS».
M
SAN FRANCUUX
eventful career lost a battle.
The name for it la "tumati" and the Bjrautob
archbishop of Cologne was struck by name "tornate." When the Spaniard*
tt
his effort to avoid a conflict, having ou arrived lu the alxteeuth ceutury they
oue occasion urged him to engage the considered nothing of much importune,
Dutch.
except Oliver. But in IMS they took
“The ubject of a general,” replied aome tomatoes home with them as a
Alva, "is not to fight, but to conquer. matter of curiosity, littto dreaming When Hie Kidney Trouble Has
Fastened
and
Reached the
He fights enough who obtains the vic­ that there would some day be mote
tory.”
Chronic Stage? If It Haa It le
silver in them than there was In all
**FBTM
-rj^' Ha> dispositions or woman, " amt ms words were sucn as recorn
Oliver Cromwell throughout bls mili­ the Peruvian mines. There la a gen­
Incurable by Anything Known
■
said Jeff Peters after various mended you to ills point of view. So
tary career never lost a battle, though eral Impression that until sixty or
Except the Fulton Compound«.
Collier
and
me
Infested
the
grub
tent
opinions ou the subject had
lie nearly sustained a reverse at Dun­ seventy years ago the tomato plant
We Are The Sole Agenta.
been advanced, “run, regular, with care and activity. Marne was
bar.
wax nnlversally regarded as a poisonous
to diversions. What a woman wants level full of impartiality. ’Twas like ■
The Duke of Marlborough fought weed ami that Its handsome fruit was
Is wtiat you’re out of. She wants more casino baud the way she dealt out her
Aa aa evidence or th« unusual character«r the
several battlea against the most ex­ called tlie "love apple,” and never cul­
of a thing when It's scarce. She likes favors-one to Collier and one to me
perienced generals In Europe and was tivated except as something pleasant Pulton Compound« that company doe« not pub-
to have souvenirs of things that never anil one to the lioard. and not a card
U«k or tavlle leitlmonlala except lUm report­
never once defeated.
to look u | xmi . But this story Is lncon
happened. She likes to be reminded of up her sleeve.
The famous Russian general Suva- sistent with Itself. The tomato was ing reeovnrtM In kidwy dlaaaw that bar«
"Me
and
Collier
naturally
got
ac
­
things she never beard of. A one sided
reached th« chronic stag«, allo«ed to to Incur*,
roff was another commander destined called the “love apple” for the reason bl«. Her« to another rsoorary tu a oaae tooura-
view of objects is disjointing to the quainted and'gravitated together some
never
to
suffer
defeat.
He
gained
sev
­
ou the outside. Divested of his Strat­
female composition.
that it was believed to be an apbrodi* bl« till th« «dvenlof th« Fulton Ccmpounda,
eral victories against the Turks and
” ’Tls a misfortune of mine, begotten agems, he seemed to be a pleasant
lac. or excitant of amorous feelings. reported by Johns A Johnson, th« ageau ot th«
against
the
Poles,
and
in
Italy
he
was
by nature and travel,” contiuued Jeff, chap, full of an amiable sort of hos­
But it could not even be suspected of Pulton CUmp..und» in Lo« Onto«:
W. H. Fridley, s resident ot Los Onto«,
opposed by Moreau, and. being com
looking thoughtfully between bis ele­ tility.
sucli
a pro[»erty uulesa it bad been baring chronlo Sidney dlwaM (Bright's Uta-
JU*T A TOUCH Or BLACK.
pletely outnumbered, he effected a
“ ‘1 notice you have an affinity for
vated feet st the grocery stovs, “to
brilliant retreat over the mountains of I habitually eaten. The truth is that •as«) had, ilk* «varybody «toe, found all treat
The shape is in white chantilly
look deeper into some subjects than grubbing In the banquet ball after the
Switzerland, through Germany. Into there Is no record of a time when In m«nl futil*. 11« commenced on Pullon's Banal
toned
on
u
featherbone
foundation,
so
guests
have
fil'd.
’
says
I
to
him
one
most people do. I’ve breathed gasoline
South America the tomato was not Compouad to February, IMS, sad on Deoember
Russia.
,
that
it
may
be
readily
cleaned,
The
day
to
draw
bls
conclusions.
smoke talking to street crowds in near­
The Duke of Wellington throughout I an article of food. There is indeed nc 10 ot the same year reported the total disap­
little
touch
of
black
velvet
on
the
“ ‘Well, yes,’ says Collier, reflecting
un-
pearance ot the disease. He writes that he has
ly every town In the United States.
his brilliant campaigns, both in India I record of a time when It grew wild. gained fifteen pounds in weight and to again
der brim adds to the smart effect
I’ve held 'em spellbound with music; ’The tumult of a crowded board seems
When the Spaniards reached Peru they able lo do a good hard day’s work. Johns A
and
In
the
peninsula,
preserved
to
him-1
oratory, sleight of hand and prevarica­ to harass my sensitive nerves.’
self a remarkable record of unInter-1 found nothing but the cultivated to­ Johnaoa. the Loe Gatoo druggists, confirm tbto
New Pukka With Hat..
** ‘It exas|H‘rates mine some, too,* says
tion while I’ve sold 'em jewelry, medi­
HINDOO CUSTOMS.
It is quite the fashion abroad now to rupted successes from the first battle mato, which was cultivated for food. recovery and know ot eeveral otherreooverlee la
cine, soap, hair tonic and Junk of other I. ‘Nice little girl, don’t you think?*
They took a fancy to it and took it to eimtlar oases ot chronlo kidney disease to I-oe
“ ‘I see,’ says Collier, laughing. ‘Well, The (word Plaza a Prominent Tart wear a hat with a decollete dress Just In which he was vested with supreme |
nominations. And during my travels
all of wblob were incurable by anything
Spain, from which place it found its Galoa.
command
throughout
the
else known lo druggilte. 8. A. Palmer, the
peninsular
la
Oaths
nnd
Mnrrlnce«.
covering
the
shoulders,
with
a
soft
now
that
you
mention
It,
I
have
no
­
as a matter of recreation and expia­
leading
druggtatotSanta Crux, H. H. Maynard,
way
in
1590
to
England.
The sword plays many different roles flcliu and lace pelerine. Some of the war, in which he defeated the ablest
tion I’ve taken cognizance some of wo- ticed that site doesn’t seem to displease
the Pe'aluma druggist, the Ferry Drug Com-
of
Napoleon's
marshals,
until
the
dany
of
No «Market street, San Franclaoo, W.
autumn
black
velvet
bats
are
charm
­
In Hindoo manners and customs. There
inen. It takes a man a lifetime to find tlie optic nerve.’
R Pond, the Berkeley druggist. Dr Markley,
larAlaee.
“ ’Site’s a Joy to mine,’ says I, ‘and are certain warlike tribes among whom ing. One shape is like an elongated eventful dny at Waterloo.
out about one particular woman, but If
the Cloverdale druggist, Wil Ils A Martin, the
Genuine sardlues are the young of Sacramento druggists, and scores ot other Call-
be puts in. say, ten years Industrious I’m going after her. Notice is hereby oaths taken over the sword are bind­ "boater,” the points, of course, coming
the pilchard. Their name comes from toruia druggists all report specific rocoverlee
An Unavailing Rain Penanee.
ing, while taken otherwise they are on either side of the face and having a
■nd curious be can acquire the general served.’
In chronlo kidney diseases that were positively
No country subject to drought is the fact thut they are most numerous Incurable by anything known except the Fulton
“ ‘I’ll be as candid as you,’ admits not.
A similar sentiment prevails deeply Indented crown piped with
rudiments of the sex. One lesson I
Ccinttounds.
off
the
coast
of
Sardinia.
They
swim
picked up was when I was working the Collier, ‘and If the drug stores don’t run among some predatory classes of Eu- black silk braid. This piping is quite without its own peculiar method of
Dropsy, rheumatism from urio sold, gout and
In the spring In shoals containing mil­ bladder
troubles are proofs that the kidneys
west with a line of Brazilian diamonds out of (tepsln I’ll give you a run for ro|s*, where oaths taken over their a feature on the autumnal models, supplicating for rain. That in Kumaon,
are not pet forming their functions. The ohronle
lions
—
fish
shaped
shoals
ten
miles
long
northern
India,
is
not
the
least
curious
Concerning
toques
le dernier crl Is to
■nd a patent fire klndler Just after my yonr money that ’ll leave you a dys­ weapons of offense—a dagger, a pon­
stage of kidney trouble Is Bright* Disease. If
and a half mile wide. The sardines are you feel languid or miserable. If your kidney
iard, a rapier-are considered binding. have them made of shaded ribbon of them.
trip from Savannah down through the peptic at the wind up.’
trouble bangs on send for Pamphlet. Per­
In a country where the population netted and taken at once to the shore. centage
“So Collier and me begins the race. The idea with these classes seems to about one-half to three-quarter Inch
cotton belt with Dalby’s Antiexplosive
ot recoveries nearly 90 per cent among
There they are washed, scraped and {tursly chronic
cases Fulton's Renal Compouud
Lamp Oil Powder. ’Twas when the The grub department lays in new suit­ be that perjury committed after taking wide, nnd rose to the palest pink are Is almost entirely dependent upon grain
or
Bright's
a d Kidney Diseases. SI: tor
sprinkled
with
salt.
The
salt
is
soon
Oklahoma country was In first bloom. piles; Marne waits on us, Jolly and oaths over their weapons recoil; that favored tints, brown to fawn others. as a means of subsistence drought
Diabetes, SI SO
John J. Fulton Co.,
Wash­
removed,
the
beads
and
gills
cut
off
ington street. Han Francisco,sole compounders.
Guthrie was rising In the middle of It kind and agreeable, and it looks like they die by the weapon against which A huge flat rosette decorates the mid­ means famine and starvation. During
and there Is another washing. Then, Free analyees for patients. We are the sole
u
drought
In
Kumaon
a
Hindoo
fakir
the
an
even
break,
with
Cupid
and
dle
of
the
crown
and
the
brim,
which,
like a lump of self raising dough. It
they (x>rjure themselves.
on l>eds of green brush, the fish are agents for the Fultoa Coxupouuds ih this city
was a boom town of the regular kind. cook working overtime in Dugan's res
In Berar, In India, women who are (minted back and front, is covered with Imposed a penance on himself and was
dried
in the sun. Next they are boiled
suspended
by
bls
feet
from
a
wooden
You stood In line to get a chance to taurant.
about to lead an irregular life marry smaller rosettes, a fold of chiffon sof­
“ ’Twas one night In September when a sword. This marriage in name, as tening the inside of the brim and a cou­ beam. In this position he was swung in olive oil till cooked thoroughly.
wash your face; If you ate over ten
The packer*—women always—take
minutes you bad a lodging bill added I got Marne to take a walk after sup­ an emblem of conjugal life, serves as ple of brown and white birds placed back and forth for a considerable time
by means of a rope attached to his them now and pack them in the tin
on; if you slept on a plank at ulght per when the things were all cleared a ray of consolation to them in tlie as a finish at the left side.
The mortality among babies during th<
body and pulled by a fellow fakir. boxes we all know, filling up each box
they charged it to you as board the away. We strolled out a distance and midst of their evil doings. In certain
three teething years Is something frightful.
with
boiling
oil,
fitting
on
the
lid
and
Both
men
were
besprinkled
with
ashes
sat
on
a
pile
of
lumber
at
the
edge
of
Aatnmn
Hats.
The
census of 1900 shows that about one I d
next morning.
parts of India when a Hindoo is about
seven succumbs.
Tlie high crowned hats seen occasion­ und mud and were minus all clothing making the box air tight by soldering every
“By nature and doctrines I am ad­ the town. Such opportunities was sel­ to marry a third wife, which marry­
The cause
is
apparent.
With
baby*«
dicted to the habit of discovering choice dom, so I spoke my piece, explaining ing is considered an ill omen, he mar­ ally during the summer did not meet except for a small cloth around the the Joints together with a Jet of hot bones hardening, the fontanel (opening in th«
steam.
Sardlues
are
more
or
less
per
­
skull)
closing
up
and
its
teeth
forming,
all
places wherein to feed. So I looked how the Brazilian diamonds and the ries a tree, for obviating the ill omen, with much favor, but It is said that an waist.
these coming at once create a demand tot
It is to be regretted that such pious fect according as they are prepared bone material that nearly ha’f the little
effort will be made to push them for
around and found a proposition that Are klndler were laying up sufficient before he marries the third lady.
more or less immediately after their systems are deficient __
___ / _____
in.
T!
result __
la
exactly cut the mustard. I found a treasure to guarantee the happiness of
In Kathiawar there is still the cus­ autumn wear. Those already worn have zeal should have gone without the ex­ capture and according as the oil they peevishness, weakness, sweating, fever, diar­
pected
reward,
for
the
chronicler
sadly
|
two,
and
that
both
of
them
together
crowns
from
four
to
five
inches
high
restaurant tent Just opened up by an
rhoea, brain troubles, convulsions, etc., timt
tom for rajput princes who are much
are packed in is more or less pure.
prove terribly fatal. The deaths In 19M) under
outfit that bad drifted In on the tall of couldn’t equal the light from some­ married to marry other wives by and not much wider across the top and related that no rain fell until weeks
three years were 304,988, to say nothing of
the boom. They bad knocked together body's eyes, and that the name of means of a sword. They send over were somewhat trying to many unless after.
the vast number outside the big cities that
For
Paac«
Oalr.
were not reported, and this in the United
■ box bouse, where they lived and did Dugan should be changed to Peter« their sword to the bride's people. Tlie wreathed with plumes. A very wide
It is well known that the Friends States alone.
A Host of Reporters.
the cooking aud served the meals in a or reasons why not would be in order. bride is married to it with all the re­ brim invariably accompanied them.
When baby begins to sweat, worry or cry
have
always
been
devoted
to
the
prin
­
It
1S
said
tiiat
a
reporter
who
bad
"Marne didn't say anything right quired pomp and splendor, the only dif­ The small toques are also promised for
out in sleep don't wait, and the need I*
tent pitched against the side. That
ciples
of
peace.
As
they
had
a
con
­
neither
medicine nor narcotics.
What the
been assigned to talk with an Ameri­
tent was Joyful with placards on it cal­ away, Directly she gave a kind of ference being that the prince's sword the autumn and the winter, and wel­
little system Is crying out for is more bon«
can millionaire on an Important ques­ trolling influence In the public affairs material.
I
began
to
learn
aonie-
shudder,
nnd
Sweetman*«
Teething
~
i sup-
_ r
come
indeed
will
they
be
to
tlie
great
Food
culated to redeem the world worn pil­
becomes a substitute for him, the
tion was repeatedly refused admittance of Nantucket, there was no military piles it. It has saved the lives of thousand«
grim from the slnfulneas of boarding thing.
bridegroom. The legality of this mar­ majority, for they are generally more to his bouse. Then be sought out a organization on that island for several of babies. They begln to Improve within
" ‘Jeff,’ she says. ‘I’m sorry you riage to a sword is indisputable. The becoming and also more easily adjust­
forty-eight hours,
Here is what physicians
houaea and pick-me-up botela. Try
senator who was a personal friend of generations. How the matter was man­ think of It.
Mother’s Homemade Biscuits,’ ‘What’s spoke. I like you as well as uny of bride married to it enters the rajput ed, as well as more comfortable, than
2934 Washington St.,
aged
is
told
by
the
author
of
“
Septem
­
the
millionaire
and
petitioned
for
his
the large hats.
San Francisco, June 2, 1902
the Matter With Our Applo Dumplings them, but there Isn’t the man in the zenana us a legally married wife.
nld. Armed with the senator’s card, ber Days on Nantucket.”
Gentlemen—I am _________
_ ,
__ _____
prescribing
your
food _ in
world
I
’
d
ever
marry,
and
there
never
■nd Hard Sauce?* ’Hot Cakes and Ma­
Whenever military companies came the multitude of baby troubles due to Im­
be returned to the millionaire's house
The Military Effeet.
ple Sirup Like You Ate When a Boy,’ will be. Do you know what a man is
peded dentition. A large
___ _
____ 1__ _ of
„ „
percentage
in-
Where the Hourglass Is Used.
For misses and slender women the and sent in his talisman. This time he to the island for a holiday young wom­ fantile Ills and fatalities are the result of
‘Our Fried Chicken Never Was Heard In my eye? He's a tomb. He’s a sar­
Among things not generally known
___
___ , the
/ _
en thronged the windows and waved slow teething. Your
food _______
supplies .. 1 what
was admitted.
military
is
the
predominating
effect.
cophagus
for
the
interment
of
Beef
­
to Crow’—there was literature doomed
deficient system demands, and I have had
is the fact that the hourglass is unl-
“Young man,” said the millionaire, handkerchiefs, but there was no rise of surprising
success with it. 2n scores of cases
to please the digestions of man! I said steak por kchopsliver'u'baconhamand- versally used on board ships ln the In the majority of cases this is con­
military
ambition
in
the
town.
Once
a
this diet, given with their regular food, has
“
do
you
know
that
sixteen
reporters
fined
to
the
walking
and
outing
cos
­
to myself that mother's wandering boy egge. He's that and nothing more. English navy when the log is heaved
not failed to cheek the infantile distresses.
coterie
of
young
men
formed
a
train
­
have
called
upon
me
today
about
this
tumes. One design which seems a com­
Several of the more serious cases would, I
should munch there that night. And For two years I’ve watched men eat. at night.
promise between a Norfolk Jacket nnd very question and that I have refused ing company and sent to Boston for feel sure, have been fatal without it. It can­
so it came to pass. And there Is where eat, eat, until they represent nothing
Every hour the boatswain or one of
not
be too quickly brought to the attention
equipments,
but
their
elders
compelled
on earth to me but ruminant bipeds. the boatswain's mates blows on his a Russian blouse has the skirt made to see them all?”
of the mothers of the country. It Is an ab
I contracted my case of Mame Dugan.
“I ought to know it, sir.” responded them to make the first article of their solute necessitv.
"sidewalk
”
length
and
arranged
in
in
­
They're
absolutely
nothing
but
some
­
“Old man Dugan was 6 feet by 1 of
whistle a peculiar shrill note called the
L. C. MENDED. M. D.
verted box plaits. The front seams are the visitor, “for I am the whole six­ constitution read: “This company shall
Indiana loafer, and be. spent bls time thing that goes in front of a knife and reel. The person in the watch to whom
be disbanded immediately In case of
overlaid with broad straps of the ma­ teen !”
Petaluma, Cal., September 1. IMS
■lttlug on bls shoulder blades In a rock­ fork and plate at the bible. They're this duty Is assigned then heaves the
Dear Sirs—I have
_ _ ___
_
just __________
tried the ________
teething
war.”
terial, closely stitched and finished
food In two case« and in both It wan a bug ”
ing chair In the ahauty memorializing fixed that way In my mind and mem­ log. a small piece of wood with a sink­
Qaaker Paraphrases.
with big smoked pearl buttons. The
cees. One was a
_ very
___ __
;___ _____
, __
serious
case,
so
crltl-
ory.
I
’
ve
tried
to
overcome
it.
but
1
the great corn crop failure of 1886. Ma
er fitted in it, and at that moment the
Aa UasallaKed Ambitiös.
A book on Nantucket coutalns some
cal that it wu brought to me from another
coat Is belted at the back and sides,
Dugan did the cooking, and Mame can’t. I’ve heard girls rave about their glass is turned. Though termed an
It is said by an old historian that city for treatment. Fatal result« were feared.
much as a Norfolk Jacket would be, stories that are well known to lovers
sweethearts,
but
I
never
eoulu
under
­
In three day« the baby ceased worrying and
waited on the table.
hourglass generally, it is only a four­
but the front is plaited and slightly of the good old town, but may not have when the Spanish armada sailed along commenced eating and 1« now well. Its action
“As aoon aa I saw Mame I knew stand It. A man and a sausage grinder teen second glass really.
been widely repeated. One of them the south coast of England in Queen in this case was remarkable. I would ad­
curved to the figure like a blouse.
vise you to put it In every drug store In thia
there was a mistake in the census re­ or a pantry awake in me exactly the
As the last grain runs out the log
hangs on the Quaker custom of num­ Elizabeth’s reign the Duke of Medina- city. Yours.
ports. There wasn’t but one girl In the same sentiments. I went to a matinee line is stopped with a Jerk, which also
I. M. PROCTOR, li. D.
Sidonia. admiral of the armada, was so
bering
the
months
and
the
days
of
the
A
Neat
Coat.
United States. When you come to sub­ once to see an actor the girls were loosens the lead sinker. The log floats
week instead of using the profane affected at the sight of Mount Edg-
Sweetman*« Teething Food will carry babj
crazy
about.
I
got
Interested
enough
up to the surface of the sea, the line is
mit specifications, it isn't easy. She
cumbe, a beautiful mansion, viewed safely and comfortably through the most dan­
mythological names.
period of child life. It renders lanc­
was about the size of an angel, and she to wonder whether be liked his steak hauled in and an entry made in the
A Quaker schoolmaster set this copy from the sea, that “he resolved It for gerous
ing of the gums unnecessary. It Is the safest
rare,
medium
or
well
done,
and
Ills
eggs
book, which, from its containing this
bad eyes and ways about her. When
on the blackboard for bis writing class: his own possession in the partage of the plan and a blessing to the baby to not wait
symptoms but to commence giving It th«
you come to the kind of a girl she was. over or straight up. That was all. Nc, among other items of the dally and
kingdom, which the Spaniards precon- lor
Beauty fadeth soon,
fourth or fifth month. Then all the teetl
you'll find a belt of 'em reaching from Jeff; I'll marry no man and see him sit nightly events of the voyage, is called
Like a rose tn sixth month.
querod in their hopes and expectation." will come healthfully, without pain, dis
or lancing. It la an auxiliary to tholi
the Brooklyn bridge west as far us the at the breakfast table and eat and the log book.—London Country Life.
It was probably the same man who But. as the author quaintly observes, treaa
regular diet and easily taken. Price 60 cent
courthouse in Council Bluffs, la. They come back to dinner and eat, cat. and
read to his scholars about Robinson "he had catched a great cold, and be (enough for six weeks), sent postpaid on ro
happen
In
again
at
supper
to
eat,
eat.
A Trosblesome Ast.
of price. Pacific Coast Agents. In lam
earn their own living In stores, res­
Crusoe and his good man "Sixth Day.” had no other clothes to wear than those celpt
Drug Co., Mills Building, Ban Francis-*
In the state of Colombia there is a
taurants, factories and offices. They’re eat’
which were to be made of the skin of a
“ ’But, Marne,’ says I, ‘it ’ll wear off. large ant (Atta cephalotes) which
descended straight from Eve, aud
bear not yet killed.”
Sold Hint HI. Own Book.
they're the crowd that’s got woman's You’ve bad too much of it. You'll causes a great deal of injury to plan­
A man appeared tn a Paris bookstore
THE MILKY SEA.
time,
of
course.
Men
don
’
t
marry
some
tations.
It
attacks
and
carries
off
in
­
«■lek Wltted.
rights, and If a man wants to dispute
the other day and asked for a volume
discriminately all kinds of foliage, and
It he’s in line to get one of them against est always.’
When Mrs. Isabella Bishop, the well A Carlon, Slaht Occasionally Wit.
of Balzac. The clerk showed him a
“ ‘As far as my observation goes. no sort of vegetation seems to come
bls jaw. They’re chummy and honest
aeeeed In Troglcal Waters.
rare edition, asking 40 francs for it. known traveler, was in the United
■ nd free and tender and sassy, and they do. Nc. I’ll tell you what I’m amiss to it. The quantity of foliage
When the customer said that was too States she had at least one funny ex­
Of the many sights witnessed in the
they look life straight In the eye. going to do.’ Marne turns, sudden, to carried off by these ants Is immense.
much the clerk advised him to go into perience. Site was riding in a car in oceans of the globe, one of the most
They've met man face to face and dis­ animation and bright eyes, •There’s a A naturalist recently investigated the
the proprietor's office and see if be Chicago and felt her pocket being pick­ curious and most weird la that de- •
covered that he’s a poor creature. girl named Susie Foster In Terre uses to which the ants put this mass
could get it cheaper. But the custom­ ed. but said nothing at the moment. scribed by sailors as "the milky sea,”
They’ve dropped to It that the reports Haute, a chum of mine, She waits in of vegetable matter, and be ascertain­
er went and offered it for 25 francs, Presently along came the conductor to ■hips being surrounded for several
I ed that they employ It to make hot­
In the story books about bis being a the railroad eating house there,
and the proprietor promptly paid the collect his fares. When be reached hours by water that appear* to be 1
worked two years In a restaurant In beds, upon which their eggs are depos
fairy prince lack confirmation.
sum and afterward showed his "bar­ Mrs. Bishop she quietly remarked: ■nowy whiteness. The spectacle is re­
“Mame waa that sort She was full that town. Susie has It wore«' than I ited to be hatched by the heat produced
‘This gentleman.” turning to the thief, stricted to the darkness of night and
gain" to the clerk.
Of life and fnn. and breezy; she pasaed do, becauae the men who eat at rail­ by the fermeutation of the leaves. The
“will pay. He has my purse.”
rare occasions, and, while It is limited
the repartee with the boardera quick road stations gobble. They try to flirt ants do not eat these portions for food,
He paid, and she got back her purse. mainly to the warmer waters of the
Tli«
Ward
“
HarraM.
”
and
gobble
st
the
aame
time.
Whew!
and the larva? are fed upon n carefully
as ■ wink; you’d have »mothered laugh­
tropical belt. It appears to be more
Some authorities connect “hurrah”
Li*htta* a Caadlo by Smoke.
ing. I am disinclined to make excava­ Susie and I have it all planned out. selected diet. Once the brood is hatch
with u Hebrew shout of Joy to Jeho­
When the candle has burned low, so common In the Indian ocean than in the
tions Into the insides of a personal af­ We're saving our money, and when we ed. tlie ants clear away the hotbed, car­
vah, which occurs in the I’salms. Oth­ as to leave a tolerably large wick, blow Atlantic and Pacific. From the white
fection. I am glued to the theory that get enough we're going to buy a little rying out of their nest all the decom­
ers derive it from ‘Thor aide!” a war It out. A dense smoke will arise. If water tlie light is so strong that ordi­
the diversions and discrepancies of the cottage and five acres we know of and posed vegetable matter. This is thrown
cry of the ancient Northmen. Others another candle be applied to the far­ nary newspaper print can be read on
Indisposition known as love should be five together and grow violets for the out in heaps apart, and in the large ant
point to the Swedish and Danish "hur­ thest end of the smoke a very strange board ship, but the scene all round Is
as private a sentiment as ■ toothbrush. .•astern market. A man lietter not bills these heaps will contain bushels
ra” nnd the German “hurren,” to move thing will happen. The flame of the of an awe Inspiring description. The
*Tls my opinion that the biographies of krlng his appetite within a mile of that and upward.
quickly, or the Danish “hurre,” to lighted candle will be carried to the horizon is blotted out, sea and sky seem
the heart should be confined with the ranch.’
buzz, with which our hurry is associ­ one Just blown out. looking sometimes to become one in a sort of universal
“ ‘Don't girls ever1— 1 commenced,
Bia,In* a Daasktrr.
historical romances of the liver to
ated.
A lady In costly mourning attire was
like a flash of lightning proceeding at luminous fog, which, like a London fog,
the advertising pages of the magazines. but Marne heads me off. sharp.
“ 'No, they don't. They nibble a little walking in a street in Vienna tlie other
Sir Francis Palgrave In bls "History a slow rate. The experiment may be rotis the observer of the sense of dis­
Bo you’ll excuse the lack of an item­
bit sometimes; that's all.*
of Normandy and England” says: "It performed by blowing out the candle tance and direction, the deck being lit
day when she saw a beggar woman
ised bill of my feelings toward Mame.
up with a ghastly, shadpwi^ss light
“ ‘I thought the confect’—
was a wise custom In Normandv. es­ as often as It is lighted.
with three children, one of them a girl
“Pretty soon I got a regular habit of
“ For goodness' sake, change the sub of two, sitting at the foot of a monu­
Once off the west coast of South Amer­
tablished by Rollo's decree, that any
dropping Into the tent to eat at Irreg­
Tai Ealrkordlaarr,
one who hud reason to fear damage
ica a bucket of the white water emp­
ment. She sent a street porter to ask
ular times when there Wasn't so many lect,’ says Mame.
AN tDKA FROM PARIS
"As I said before, that experience put if she would give up the girl. The wo­
A tax on marriage is still imposed by tied back Into the sea resembled molten
of goods, life or limb could raise the
around. Mame would sail In, with •
This stylish coat comes from I’aris. country by the cry ‘Haro!* “Ha Itaoul,’ the proprietor of a leading Bombay lead. This curious sight has Interested
smile, in a black dress and white ■ae wise that the femlnlni 'srrange- man nodded, whereupon the lady in
aprc.fi anJ scy: ’ne’to.- -Jeff• Why finn’t tnert eve- wef-ir, efter deccptloas bbielt riifM np io her gsrc hey «ojn* It is made of Wack cinth awi.Jx trim, Justice- !n Dutc Rollo’s utw; h-e&e« boteJ. In a revised tariff ef-palces the -adaaiific h>.vsUgatm'A; Wt while it to
our ‘hue and cry.’ Tlie old English daily charge for a single Indy or gen­ no doubt related to the many phos­
you come at mealtime? Want to see and Illusions. Take England—beef bank notes and took the child to a med with taffeta and buttons.
‘harrow’ and our 'hurrah' are but vari­ tleman is set down as 5 rupees, but phorescent displays common at sea
bow much trouble you can be. of made her. Wieners elevated Germany. store. Half nn hour later she emerged
A New CAIWoa.
ations of tills.” There are some who if the lady or gentleman be married there la no sufficient explanation forth­
course.
Frledchlckenbeefsteakpork
Uncle Sam owes hla greatness to fried with the same child elegantly dressed,
There is a new “double” chiffon, n regard it as merely an Imitative inter­ the charge will be 7 rupees each. coming of this particular manifestation
chopxbamandeggspotpie—nnd so on. chicken anti pie. But the young ladies hailed a cab and drove away.
cross between the transparent and the jection akin to “whurra.” used by Ad­ No explanation of this singular regula­ or of the singular atmospheric effects
Bbe called me Jeff, but there was no of the Shetalkyou schools—they'll nev­
opaque, which will be welcomed for dison in a play, 1715. or of "huzza,' tion is given.
Aaeleat Head Cevrrlaaa.
significations attached. Designations er believe It. Shakespeare, they allow,
resulting from It
The hat is simply a variation of nnd several seasons. It la not necessary found In Evelyn's Diary, 1065.
was al! she meant. The front names and Rubinstein and the rough riders
to
um
as
much
of
it
as
of
the
single
no doubt an improvement upon the an­
AaAI*ae*a.
of any of us she used as they came to are what did tlie trick.
W.aH.'t Be Swindled.
hand. I'd eat about two meals before
“I desire an audience with the man
“ ’Twas a situation calculated to dis­ cient coverings for the bead, no mut­ chiffon. It lasts longer, and It lends
laOeloia* a Gealaa.
Mrs. Newed—I would like a pound of
Itself
delightfully
to
Inces.
I left and string 'em out like ■ society turb. I couldn’t liear to give tip Maine, ter what their shape or material. Com
•ger.” remarked the dignified, smooth
Our ancestors were more Indulgent
Very few know that chiffon, both sin
spread where they change plates and and yet It pained me to think of aban­ ment has been made because some not­
faced person as be approached the bo* your ber,t cheese.
Grocer—Yes, ma’am.
wives «nd josh one another festively doning the practice of eating. I had ac­ ed paintings of Scriptural ami oriental gle and double, washes nicely. Single and respectful to the eccentricities of office of the theater.
Mrs. Newed (examining it) — Why,
between bites.
Mame stood for It quired the habit too early. For twenty­ life do not depict the headdresses of chiffon when washed and pulled into men of genius than is the present
“Step In.” replied the man In the box
pleasant, for It wasn't up to her to take seven years I had lieen blindly rushing the males. This Is most noticeable in shape without ironing looks quite like generation, Byron was accepted and office. "I think he's looking for ■ few this cheese is full of holes!
patiently tolerated when be chose to audiences himself."
Grocer—Yes, ma'am; that's the way
auy canvas off the tent by declining upon my fate, yielding to tlie insidious paintings of ancient Syrian life, tor no the double
sit in moody silence throughout a din-
it comes.
dollaro just because they were chipped lures of that deadly monster, food. It doubt the Syrians wore then, as now, ■
Takla* Away Froa, the Sabjeet.
tor party given in hie honor, scowling
Mrs. Newed—Well, I don't want any
in after aealtlmea.
was too late. I was a ruminant blfied turban, thick, light and colorless, to
When Frederick Robertson of Bright­ rontemptuously at the delicious food
of it I’m not going to pay for a pound
Mlaerale
Ufa.
“It wasn’t long until there was an­ for keeps. It was lobster salad to a protect them from the burning sun.
on. the great preacher who had written before him, while he sipped vinegar
The base of nutrition in all living of cheese that contains a half pound of
other fellow named Ed Collier got the doughnut that my life was going to be
much about Tennyson’s poems and for lnd munched a cracker.
beings is oxygen, water, salts, carbon boles!
between meals affliction, and him and blighted by It.
The Mele Wabbled.
whom the poet had a high regard, first
and nitrogen. Forster tried to feed
me put In bridges between breakfast
Whiffers— See here, Buffers!
Yon
T continued to hoard at the Pagan
Ihowle* Hla, C*.
dogs on organic substances deprived of
■nd dinner and dinner and supper that tent, hoping that Mame would relent told me the way to win • gir! was to called upon him. ”1 felt,” said Tenny
Promoters of Ceara**.
Servant—There’» a gentleman down
son. “as If be had come to pluck out
nearly all their mineral matter. Death
made a three ringed circus of that I had sufficient faith In true love to bw devote myself to her mother.
Spartacns— Women are a great Incen­
the heart of my mystery, so I talked ■taira, ma'atn.
from starvation occurred sooner than
tent and Mame'a turn as waiter ■ con­ Ueve that since it has often outlived
Buffers—Yes, slrree, that will do It
tive to manly courage.
Mistresa—Show hlm up to the draw
to him about nothing but beer.”
If the dogs had been completely with
tinuous performance. That Collier man the etisence of a square meal It might every—
8n>articue—That's right. Since I’ve
Ing room.
sat
food.
M.
Herrera
says
In
Revue
was saturated with designs and con­ In time overcome tlie presence of one.
Whiffers—Hob! I wanted to win
been married and bad a few tilts with
Servant
—
But
be
bas
corne
to
clean
Vcientlflqoe.
Paris,
"Living
beings
are
triving*. He waa In well boring or In- I went on ministering to my fatal vice, Mias Beautl, and I took your advice
Of the world's hay crop the United
my wife the prospect of a scrap with
the chlmbly.
but aggregations of mineral substances
•urance or claim Jumping or some­ although I felt that each time 1 shoved and devoted myself to Mrs. Beautl. and States grows 28.000.000 pounds This
the meanest man nn earth seems like
Miatrea*
Then
show
hlm
up
the
and biology Is but a chapter In min­
thing I’ve forgotten wnlcn. He waa ■ potato Into my mouth In Marne’s now ths old lady, who la a widow, Is about half as much as Germany and
mere child's play to me—Baltimore
chlmney
eralogy"
____
two thirds ns much as England
a man well lubricated with gentility. presence I might be burying uiy fund- wants to marry me herself.
American.
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