BANDON RECORDER.
III
P olly L arkin
¡il
nace. Out of the tall smokestack tbe
smoke is curling like great black and
gray plumes while the immense tongues
of flame burnt forth at times three or
four feet high lighting up tbe vicinity,
making a weird and bewitching scene
at night. Here tbe electric lights are
used freely, tuaklug it almost as light
as day. Tbe capacity of tbe mills Is
about 160,0X1 feet per tweuty-four hours.
Little cottsgee for the families of em
ployes stand out picturesquely among
the trees, ami there are about 160 men
who live on tbe best of rations at tbe
different cook-housee, beside those who
reside iu tbe various camps. Hours
seem as but minutes in this busy world
in the heart «f the woods, which by the
way are so dense that It is estimated
that it will take at least thirty years to
couvert it all intolumber. Reluctantly
we ret race our steps aud are soon speed
ing over the three miles Into Willits.
With regret I leave this restlul, quiet,
beautiful country spot, where one could
readily spend their eutlresummer vaca
tion, and on tbe follow lug morning re
turn to busy, bustling Han Francisco,
carrying pleasant memories of a most
enjoyable and instructive trip into this
beautiful section. It is a trip you will I
never regret taking, and ouce will not
satisfy you, for you will never rest un
I
til you go agaiu aud take your friends.
PATHS OF THE OCEAN
TWO STOCK EXCHANGES
ORIGIN Of THE LANES TRAVERSFD
Di*er*aees Batwaaa the Maw York
•a* Herlla laatltatlaaa.
THE UPPER MISSISSIPPI.
Tri* That Caanparaa ravtnMr With
CHOICE MISCELLANY
A
Mew ■■lidia* Material,
the Hi* Bivara aS Barth.
A new building material which
If any member ot the New York
He who has made a voyage from St promises much for tbe future is called
Httx-k Exchange who ta entirely unac
Foul to St. Louis by boat In tbe uralite. It Is tbe Invention of a Rus
A Furlaaa Battle Batwtra Twa of
quainted with German speculation
Tka MeMbera ««* Saathara Baataa
springtime or tbe autumn has seen tbe sian artillery officer and chemist
th« Hl* Blr*s.
I was telling you about Willits Iasi
should visit the Berlin bourse be would
ta aa* Fra* Earapa, pe laAlealad
finest river ecenery that may be ob named Imscheutesky. Uralite is com
A small party ot gentlemen, most All
find at every point tbe moot striking
week and tbe Inducements it holds
by Llaataaaat M*ary—Mialmlala*
served fropi tbe deck ot a steamer ex posed of asbestua Uber, with a proper
jf whom bad tinges of sporting procliv
divergencies from his bome experience.
tha Daa«ar aS < alllalaaa.
forth for tired people to straighten out
cepting that of tbe Hudson and the proporttou of silicate, bicarbonate of
ities In tbeir blood, were discussing the
He would be surprised to see tbe
In reports ot tbe arrival of an ocean bourse attended by quite 2.0110 persona, Rhine. Yet few people are aware of tbe soda aud chalk, and is absolutely Dre
Subject of chicken fighting. An old the teuae nerves that have kept them
farmer from Rappahannock county, on tbe rack in a busmrju and social way
liner tbe statement sometime« appears including clerks of banks, newspaper ' pleasure and beauty of such a trip. I proof. In a soft form a sheet of uralite
for mouths, and for summer and fall
Va„ broke Into the conversation.
that she came "by tbe southern route" men and eveu visitors like himeelf. have floated down nearly all of tbe is like an asbestua board; when bard It
great rlvere. Tbe Amazon from Ma resembles finely sawed atone and has a
“Gentlemen," said he, "in my time 1 visitors who have uo other object in
to avoid ice or that she made her first Also, be would be interested in the Im
naoa. tbe great rubber market, about
have seen some bang up chicken fights, view than to kill time and take th*
trip of the season “by the northern mense size of tbe hall—300 feet long, di 1,500 miles front the sea, la a vast, ugly Slots I lie ring. Besides being a noncon
but the greatest fight 1 ever saw be world easy. There la uo lime like tbe
ductor of beat and electricity, it is
vided
by
colonnades
into
three
sections,
lane.” To the ordinary reader tbe Idea
volume of water without any beauty l>ractically waterproof and may be
twren birds in all my born days was a months of Heptember, October and the
one
of
which
to
assigned
to
tbe
Produce
of lanea or pathways on wbat we have
wliatever. The Orinoco from Ciudad made entirely so by paint, and It is not
contest between a bald eagle and a early part of November to visit tbe
Exchange. On one side of the ball sev
been taught to think of aa “tbe track-
Bolivar is a small edition of tbe Am- affeet«*d either by atmospheric lnflu-
gray eagle near my old pla«*e in Rappa
eral doors open Into a grassy court, ■ion. although tbe
country Iu, aud there is no place where
tropical Jungles ences or by the adds contained In
less sea" seems somewhat paradoxical,
hannock.
shaded by trees and aurrounded by •
you tiud more picturesque and beauti
but if you consult the charts in the of pillared lobby, where brokers ait in dull which line Its banks are mysterious in stuoke. which rapidly destroy galvan
"This fight took place on the bank of
the river. I couldn’t forget it if I lived ful scenery ami charming places for
fice of a steamship manager or in the summer days and float tbeir latest tbeir denaeneM and are supposed to ized iron. It can be cut by the usual
conceal all aorta of wild beasts and carpenter's or woodworker’s tools; it
to be as old as Metbnseluh. I was the outing than along thet’alifornia North
U nlted 8 ta tes hyd rograpbic office instead stock of anecdotes.
creeping things. The Parana, which
only spectator and saw the struggle western Railway. Home way or'other
of the ordinary map you will find that
That shaded court to suggestive of flows from Paraguay down past Bue can Is- veneered to form paneling for
from start to finish. Tlie bald eaglv you never tire of it. The climate is so
there are four well defined highways deeper differences between the New nos Ayres and Montevideo, Is more like walla or partitions; it can be painted,
had caught a muskrat anil was dbout delightful aud there is something so
acrons the north Atlantic ns clearly York Stock Exchange and the Berlin the Mississippi than any of tbe others grained, irallahed and glued together
to eat it for breakfast when the gray restful and eoul-»atisfylng that you feel
marked to the navigator’s perception Institution. In New York tbe number except that It lacks the bold cliffs and like wood; it is not affected when ex-
|s>sed to moisture, and It can be given
eagle soared down and attemptixi to like you are living iu another world.
as 1a a time w*rn turnpike on land to of members to fixed and to email ln pro charming towns and villages that over
any desired color either during tbe
rob tbe other one of Its prey. Then
portion
to
the
Immense
volume
of
busi
tbe
eyes
of
the
pedestrian.
An elderly gentleman likens a visit to
look the Father of Waters. The Mag pris-eas of manufacture or afterward.
commenced tbe combat, and. Lord, bow
ness
done.
In
Berlin
there
to
a
great
It ta ever these greet ocean thorough
this section of California as “resem
dalena of Colombia, the fourth largest
the feathers flew! They fought with
fares that the Atlantic fliers, with tbeir horde of small dealers, and the amount river in Routh America, Is a turbid
Peat Offiea Haaora.
wings, beaks and talons, aud I could bling the sparkling and exhllerating
tens of thousands of passengers and of trading to much lesa than in New stream that Is either very low or very
A member of the London post office
hear the talons crack when they struck effects of champagne.”
tbeir hundreds of thousands of tons of York. Owing to the easy terms of ad high, according as, you travel in tbe
department tells of an undelivered let
and tore each other. The sounds made
freight, pass on their voyages between mission. the bourse becomes a mere rainy or dry season of the year. Its
But, as I was about to remark iu re
by tbeir wings as they buffeted one an
___ are
_ closely | place where traders meet to effect their banka are lined with tropical forests, ter which when opened was found to
___
_________
America
and Europe. They
other were like explosions of musketry, gard to Willits, 1 like tbe spirit of tbe
adhered to by alT fast steam veaaetol tranMctloua. There la no Mie of seata. often Impenetrable, and it changes its contain a long list of sad troubles.
while their screams and yells sounded people, for you never hear them speak
and just as carefully avoided by sail- «n fact, no membership fee exists, but course as often as the Missouri. It has But the writer struck one note of glad-
n<*ss at tbe end of tbe epistle In the
demoniacal. Tbe battle _____
lasted fully disparagingly of the place either at
It is a common eight in Han Francisco ing «hips and by tbe fishermen who ply only a small yearly tax la collected, a wild sort of splendor, but it docs not sentence, "Thank G«xl, the pig ba<i ten
flftren minutes and wound up with a iiome or abroad. They are enthusiastic
their trade o«t the Grand banka. Tbe which varies from time to time as the compare with the Mlsslsalppl In any re
young ones."
victory for old baldy, who drove the and loyal citizens, and tbe town has an to see men walking the streets and In situation of a small craft on the liners’ expenses of the organization require,
spect.
The officials once had a letter ad-
gray eagle away and then resumed bia air of thrift that is refreshing. I even quiring for work. They throng arouud route would be comparable to that of I Contrary to New York practice, metn-
In Europe tbe Danube Is more like dressed to "Uncle John, Hoppoalte tbe
Interrupt««! breakfast.
the intelligence offices, and yet, if the a man driving a light runabout along a hersblp is largely held by companies
heard some of tbe progressive men of tbe
the Mississippi than any other river
“Oh, yes, there are a great many ca
truth were told half of them would not railway track cleared for the fast llm- Mnd #"»•- -'•’early all the banks of the nnd drains a similar country. The pas Church, Lxtndon, Hingland.” This was
town bint that Willits was the place
gles up in my part of tbe state,' sa Id
accept work If it was offered them. It ited, for these main traveled lines have city, for example, are members, and senger boats are much superior be not delivered, but another one was. It
was addressed thus: “To My Slater
the old agriculturist In reply to a ques for the county seat. That might set a is Just a mild bluff, this hanglngaround been set aside by custom and agree- “1* n*°r* l«ni»rtant ones keep above a
cause the proprietors cater to the tour Jean, Up the Canongate, Down a
tion. “There are plenty of high rocks bee to buzzing iu the bounetsof equally
«**
ist patronage. For several centuries Close, Edinburgh. She Has a W<x>den
the intelligence offices, that have be ment for tbe Atlantic’s lightning ex-
and lofty trees whereon they build progressive Mendocino |>eople, who be
New York broker, the governments of the provinces
come almost like a home to the old vet preMee. Nobody to delayed at sidings Thua th,e
their nests. We farmers do not give lieve iu |>oesessii>n being nine points of
or confined to .»eclal track., however, aa « “*• c*u“‘a
Taat^ “°r* ^an through which the Danube runs have Leg.” This last part of tbe address
erans
of
the
no-work
class.
Their
faces
was doubtless the clew.
them any latitude, however. Whenever the law. They claim that the sanitary
for th. real of tbe ocean is left to th. a “ember of the bourM. New York Is been improving its channel and wallinc
In the telegraph department ef tbs
one of tbcsie big birds is seen soaring conditions of Willits is perfect, and I have become familiar to everyone who
rdlnarv marinsr
concentrated, is Intense. Berlin dto- up Its banks so that along at least half
about the poultry yard, or, in fact, any should Judge it was a |x>or place for has bad «wcasion to pass the vicinity. ° It to only a few years since the track. Pera ita energy, and 1. comparativeiy its course it is now more of an artificial British post office they get curious
where about the farm, it's ‘Johnnie, get doctors and undertakers, for according There is plenty of work on the new ex upon which tbe great liners shall run dull. It knows nothing of those great than a natural stream. At one point mresages also. One young married
days of triumph or disaster that render where It flows through a mountain man hurried to wire interesting news
your gun,' because it not infrequently
to an old settler, ‘‘it is alarmingly tension of tbe California North western have been so clearly defined. Ever since
the annals of Wall street picturesque. gorge In the Balkans tbe scenery is to Ills wife's relatives. Iu his haste he
happens that good sized chickens, young
Railway,
free
transportation
and
teams
the commerce of tbe north Atlantic as
announced. "Twins today; more tomor
lambs or little pigs are carried away by healthy."
awaiting tbeir coming, but there are sumed Important proportions Mlllng And it lacks our large daring operators more striking than any along the Mis row."
who startle the country with their bold sissippi, but for the rest of tbe way the
them, so they’re very unwelcome visit
Polly ia indebted to Mr. Ware, man few, when you take into consideration masters have followed in a general schemes.—William C. Dreher In Cen-
ors,”—Washington Star.
tatter is much superior. The Volga in
Slateamaa an* Palater.
ager of the big lumber yards in Willits, the army of non-working men iu Han way the great circle that curves north-.
Russia Is a good deal like the Missouri,
ward from the west coast of England
________________
A distinguish«! statesman from a
Francisco
to-day,
who
will
avail
them
for much of my in formation. The lum
a
tiny,
muddy
stream,
with
clay
banks
YACHT RACING.
and Ireland until it reaches about 46
f R1. i TR
pinM/FR«
Routh African colony was once asked
ber yards take up about three miles on selves of this opportunity to go into degrees north latitude in midocean, I
that are not at all attractive. The by a friend to give sittings to a London *
rrtUlio ANU rLUWtnb
this
flue,
wholesome
mountain
air,
tbe
east
side
of
the
mam
track
of
the
This Expensive Sport Wes Be*na In
Rhine, of course, everybody knows
then bears southwestward past the
Rolling ground is the best for an or about, and for romance, ruins and other painter, lip said be would give only
England In 1««3.
California Northwestern ,'ailway and where they can command good wages coast of Newfoundland and Cape Race.
three sittings. He was late at tbe first
Though vessels answering to the lias four branches extending into tbe and regain tbeir spirit of independence Early experience proved that this wa.|chard
artificial attractions and traditions it Is later at tbe second and latest at tbe
Blighted leaves and branches on fruit incomparable.
character of yachts were in use by Yard. It isa busy little mart and ktreps and feel the joy of Jiving.
the shortest sad so, of course, yjg
third. When he came iu the artist
royal personages from an early date— things moving lively iu that portion of
The Nile has been utilized by tourist remonstrated with him. The statesman
quickest route between Europe an(1 trees should be cut off and burned.
and
That
a
tree
does
not
bear
well
every
Queen Elizabeth, for instance, had one
agencies greatly to their profit and had taken bls place in a chair, and tbe
such ports as Boston, New York
the town. We t«x>k an afternoon to en
BRIEF REVIEW
I year 1s not an Indication of disease.
built at Cowes, Isle of Wight, in 1588—
equully to tbe pleasure of tbeir pa artist asked him to go and take the
Philadelphia.
joy
about
a
twenty
minutes
ride
iuto
tbe word "yacht" was not used until
Moat effective pruning is done in the trons, although there is very little nat seat lie bad occupied before. “No,”
While steam navigators kept fairly
Sentenced to Wheat Fields.
the year 1000, when the Dutch present the lieart of tbe timber land, where the
near this course it was natural I early stages of tbe orchard's growth,
ural scenery, and tbe greatest attrac said the statesman, “I am quite com
ed a "Jacht” named the Mary to Diatuoud D mill ot the North western
One advantage ln pruning during the tions are tbe venerable ruins, tbe mys fortable here." “But,” said tbe artist
The Police Judges of the two Kansas euougb that they should vary from it
Charles II., says the London Chroni Redwood Company is running at its cities and of Argentine, a railroad town somewhat according to the theories of summer is that the wounds heal very teries of the desert through which it angrily, "you sat there on the previous
cle. In Evelyn's Diary, under Oct. 1, full capacity night and day. -This is
flows and the picturesque Aral* settle occasions. I cannot paint you unless
Just over the line in Kansas are doing individual captains. With the multipll- quickly.
1601, occurs the entry, "I sailed thia the biggest logging camp iu California
cation of steamships and the rapid In-
Dead branches are often the means ments that line its banks. If similar you sit there again.” “It doesn't mat
what
they
can
to
relieve
tbe
shortage
morning with bis majesty in one of bls uud the mill is tbe most complete aud
creaM in speed the very fact that all of conveying decay to an otherwise accommodations for travelers that are ter,” said tbe statesman. "Besides, you
yachts, vessels not known among us best «quipped iu the Htate. It ¡ b a mar of harvest hands In Kansas. Judge 11 b - the larger and swifter vessels kept to healthy trunk,
now found on tbe Nile could be placed have made a beast of me.” “That ia
enbee of Argentine started it, and now one particular part of tbe ocean greatly
till the Dutch East India company pre
In pruning roses cutting back closely upon tbe Mississippi and tbe boats what you are,” said the artist, and be
vel to those who have never seen any
sented that curious piece to tbe king,
all the Judges are sentencing tbe va Increased tbe danger of collision be
produces, as a rule, fewer blossoms, but managed with equal skill and liberality opened tbe door and showed tbe visitor
thing of the kind before, and it was a grants who come before them to tbe
being very excellent sailing vessels.”
the enjoyment of the voyage would be out. He afterward destroyed the
tween them. When forty or fifty swift of a finer quality.
wonder
and
delight
to
Polly.
We
were
Yacht racing commenced in 1662,
much greater, but I suppose people will painting.
harvest fields instead of to the rock steamers were crossing the Atlantic at
Never
prune
a
tree
unless
there
ta
when Charles II., who had some yachts indebted to Mr. W. A, Foster, super pile. The sentences generally ruu $25 the same time in one direction or the
continue to visit and admire the attrac
good reason why a limb or branch
built for him by Sir Phineas Pett, intendent of tbe big mills, for the pleas
tions of Europe no matter what may
■taged a Mwk.r With Meaey.
fine or six weeks in Kansas jails. Aft other, all keeping to the Mme general should be taken off.
wagered $500 that a yacht of his would ure we enjoyed on this trip. Boarding
course irrespective of the direction ln
be said of those that lie nearer home.—
What probably is the «jueerest of
er
the
men
are
sentenced
they
are
A
moderately
heavy
soil
that
has
been
beat a Dutch one owned by his brother, a fiat car and sitting on boxes, with a
which they were traveling, it was ob
Chicago Record-Herald.
places for biding money lias Just been
the Duke of York, afterward James II. noisy engine Just back of us, we went taken to the Union station and put on vious that tbe possibility of two of underdrained and subaolled and then
revealed by tbe deatb iu Paris of Louis
U capable of produc-
wed bound trains, with the warning them coming'together'ta* thick weathw I
But the growth of yacht stilling was
I* Was a Saeeaaa.
Kerkl. a supposed pauper, who for
speeding down to the end of the road
was
too
great
to
be
contemplated
pleas-1
ln
K
the
heaviest
crops
of
fruit,
that
if
they
ever
show
up
in
Kansas
City
slow, and it is not until 1720 that an
A young lady who engages largely in years had receiv«*d relief from the au
where
tli.e
line
of
tbe
California
North
authentic record of a yacht club is
again without proof of having com antiy.
church and mission work was recently thorities. The other evening be was
Deee*«leaa ef Wild Bird«.
found, in which year the Cork Harbor western Railway branches off* into the pleted their sentences they will g«-t the
So Lieutenant Maury of the United
the moving spirit in some smateur the found dead in his room, with a stuffed
Falcons, hawks—the largest species
Water club, now known as the Royal Ix-autiful Hherwood valley on the road limit—a year in the workhouse Near States navy made the suggestion that
atricals which were got up in the inter monkey clasped fondly in his arms.
can
compress
their
feathers
and
look
Cork Yacht club, was formed. In 1812 into Humboldt county. The road is
The gendarme who was summoned
ly fifty vagrants have been sent out in all fast steamships should traverse cer very slim If they think it necessary to est of a deserving local charity. The
a similar club, the Yacht club, was now ten miles beyond Willits and there
tain fixed routes,, which he indicated-
entertainment was billed, and tbe per noticed that there was a silt in the
formed at Cowes by some fifty yachts is four miles of track laid and six miles two days, and the police are planning a paths following tbe great circle pretty do so. As to tbe owls, they can bump
formance was duly given. But some monkey's skin, and out of curiosity he ,
men. This club in 1820 attract«! tlie of grading. This is going to be by far big round-up as soon as work is offered. closely, for It was natural that the up into any position they think most
how or other no notice was taken of It thrust a pencil into the aperture. Thia
suitable.
It
is
useless
to
look
for
these
notice of the Duke of Clarence, after
steamship companies would not agree
tlie most picturesque road In California,
in tbe local newspapers. A few days led to the discovery tha'. the monkey
ward William IV., when its title was
Life After Death.
to the adoption of any route that In ■elf preserving traits in any of tbe later a friend met tbe young lady in was filled with papers. Tbe gendarme
and it is fast pushing its way Into the
family
kep?
in
«»logical
collections,
altered to the Royal Yacht squadron.
A German biologist has been investi volved a loss of time in making the for tbe birds are so accustomed to see question, when the conversation turned drew out a letter which stated that the
Cowes. Fourteen years later William heart of valuable timtier and agricul
ocean passage.
writer, in fear of burglars, had placed
to the theatricals.
IV. presented tbe first royal cup to this tural lands and on to Eureka, opening gating tbe question of the activity of
The most important provision sug large numbers of people passing and
his savings In tbe monkey, and he then
"Was
tbe
entertainment
a
success?"
animal
bodies
after
death,
and
has
pub
__
__
repaMing
or
standing
in
front
of
them
up
a
vast
territory
which
hitherto
has
club. But in 1851 only 500 yachts were
gested by Lieutenant Maury waa that
"I should think it was," replied th* tore open the aiiluial's tssly. It was
they ***•» ,he
«“•“« w.1,h
tn existence. Since the international been undisturbed by tbe hand of man. lished some suggestive «»notations. It vessels " goifik"" hi'” opposite * directions I
lady,
with a smile. “Why. we got over found to contain $1,000 in bank notes
yacht race of that year the Increase In In fact tlie Philadelphia Ledger, show ap|«ears tiiat death Is not instantaneous should observe the rules of the road by Perfect indifference. They know that
and securities to the value of $5,000.
$100.”
the number has been immense.
passing
one
another
on
the
port
aide.
**
*
certain
time
tbeir
food
will
be
througout
the
physical
organism,
for
it
ing that this part of the country lias
“Is that so?" ssld the friend. “Then
In America, the Chronicle says, "the awakened a live interest even across has been observed that many of tbe dif To carry out thi» plan he propored that brou8,lt them and that they are other-
Aa Kxpeaslve Calf.
sport may be said to have commenced
west bound vessels should keep about
Perfectly safe. Then the raptores you must have bad a large audience."
the continent, states that Humboldt ferent tissues continue active for a con
Fourteen years ago John Messengale
“
Well,
no,
”
she
replied.
"We
only
in 1814, in which year the New York
one degree to the northward of those
• w,ld’ bloom on
siderable (>eriod after the time when
of Macon county. Mo., and Elijah E.
Yacht club was formed, nnd the his- county will not be the terminal of the
east bound. Thus the greatest danger P*«»“>««e like the bloom on a bunch of took $1.50 st the door, but fsther gave
Rees«- of .Cbarltou county went to law
the
animal
is
assumed
to
be
dead,
par
California
Northwestern
Railway,
but
tory of that club Is practically the bls
from tbe following of lndtacrlmfoate
whlch *• not often swn whpn ln us a check for $100 If we would prom
ise never to do It again.”—St. Joseph over a thirty dollur calf, aud they are
Astoria, Oregon, is the Mecca they are ticularly in the case of the lower ani routes-that of collision between fast | captivity .-Cornhill Magazine,
tory of American yachting.’’
still at law and fighting more fiercely
Press.
trying to reach. We have seen this mals. Celli from the brain ot a frog, ahipe—would be avoided. While It ta
than ever, although tbe calf must have
DiseaehaataA.
Knew Hie Dualnenfl.
for
example,
have
been
kept
alive
for
part of tbe new road witii its wild
desirable in point of time for ships to
Did Nat book Rlarh«.
grown Into a pretty fair sited steer by
"Until
I
mat
you,
Matilda,
”
he
mur
One of the best known lawyers of scenery, seen them send this ear and over a week when held in certain solu steer tbeir course far to tbe north, tbe
Tbe Intelligent compositor, one of the thia time. He Is going finally to prove
Philadelphia had a case in court that bowling on its way like a ball tions, aud the heart of a frog has been presence of Ice and fog in tbe high lat mured in a voice husky with emotion,
kind that figures In many an anecdote, an expensive one for somebody. Tbe
against a man who kept a cigar store winging its way from a cleverly handled known to beat for many hours after be- itudes makes It impracticable for them “I believed that all women were de
ceitful, but when I look into your clear, worked on an Arkansas paper at a case has been tried four times In Jus
opposite one of the large hotels. Tlie
tennis racquet, and then s|>ed back to iug removed from the dead body. The to do so during fully half thq year. Ac beautiful eyes I behold there the very period when a well known novelist was tice and circuit courts, has lieen beard
man had in some way broken the law.
hearts of turtles and snakes will beat cordingly, Lieutenant Maury provided soul of candor and loyalty.”
editor, One day the printer undertook once in the Kansas City court of ap
“Do you mean to say,” aske«l tlie the mill.
for days, or even a week, after death. I for two great highways, one for sum
to set up the word "doughnut.” He peals and is now pending In the Charl
“
George,
”
she
exclaimed
with
enthu
lawyer, “that yon have made a living
mer, the other for winter, one about
ton connty circuit court again, having
spelled it “donut.”
Here it is all activity and everything
out of that store for one year?”
three degrees to the northward of the siasm, “this is tbe happiest moment 1
"See here," said the novelist, "don't tw-en remanded by the court of ap|«eals.
Meanest Traders in the World.
"Yes," replied the man. "Gentlemen moving like clock work. It lookalike
other and each with west bound .*id have known since papa took me to the you know how to s|>ell ‘doughnut?’ Tbe costs now amount to more tliun a
London oculist!"
There isa«»lonyot Hyrlan merchants I east bound tracks.
come from the hotel early in the morn every second was account«! for, and
hundred times the amount the steer
You’ve misspelled It here.”
"Lon«ton oculist!"
ing and ask for fifteen and twentjnfive the workings of the great machinery in Kingston, the capital of Jamaica,
The rivalry between the different
The intelligent compositor came over was worth at the time the litigation
"Yea, dear; you never would have
cent cigars. I hand them out five cent seem almost human. There are the wboeould give cardsand spadeseven lines was so great at that time that
and gazed at the proof and scratched began.
ers, and they don't know tlie differ great cables drawing the immense logs to the blaud Chinaman “for ways that each hesitated to give unconditional known that my left eye ta a glass one.”
Then tbe moon went under a cloud, his head in perplexity.
ence."
are
dark
and
tricks
that
are
vaiu.
”
|
“
dberence
to
the
plan,
fearing
that
from their home in the mountains, f ti
A He« aalllatlaa.
"Well," he admitted, “that doesn't
and George sat down and busied bia
“Impossible,” said tbe lawyer.
Gothenburg. In Germany, has a soci
they come like some huge captive and They take one match out of every box some other would gain an advantage. face In the sofa cushion.—London Aa- look right, but It had a •w’ In It one«-,
“Oh, no. It Isn’t," said the storekeep
Two prominent steamship managc-ra,
and somehow that didn't took right ety for the prevention of cruelty to an
er calmly. “I have done it on you lev take their plunge into the logging pond they sell until they have enough to fill however, quickly appreciated the ad aware.
imals which has of late extended Its
either.”
that
is
already
nearly
filled
witii
logs.
another
box,
and
so
make
au
extra
•
«JW«»
■*■**■*■»
er*! times."—Philadelphia Ledger.
vantages of Lieutenant Maury’s plan
protection over domestic fowls former
A Caaay Sea*.
Then down conies a huge pair of arms oent. I hey shave tiny flakes off cakes I an(j independently of their competitors
ly beheaded In a rude manner with a
let His Own Hovel.
A canny Scot lived in a small settle
and gras|M the 1 >g wanted and it goes of soap and ls»il them <1 >wu to make gave Instructions to their captains to
A* Inqelaltlve Jury.
B. L. Farjeon was one of the very cleaver In the market place. Now they
“Gentlemen of the Jury,” said the on its way up the chute to be converted other cakes. They put a thin layer of follow the lines laid down by him. ment some mll«*s from the neighborlug few writers who set up work In type are decapitated with a new bright red
Judge as ho concluded bls charge, "if into tsiards of various widths, lengths molasses on the t»ttom of tbe sc«»p These two men were Clement A. Grls- town. The distance, however, coold without the medium of manuscript. guillotine, working so smoothly aud
the evidence shows tn your minds that and thickness. The chain slips off' like with which they serve nee, so that a com' thcn 0,8 h*"** ot 0,8 American be considerably lessened by cutting When tiie novelist first turned to fic swiftly that its operation may be re
through a large eatate. This practfce
pneumonia even Indirectly was the magic and tlie great arms reach out tew grains will stick to the bottom. ,to*’ and Tb”®»»
I«®«/. dlrp<',or of was accordingly so much resorted to tion he was editor nnd publisher of the garded by the fowls as a pastime, if
cause of the man’s deatb tbe prisoner like the ten taele« of some huge monster, These are only . few of their thou«..«! JJ* WlUteJ'“5
Aa ““T ‘W°.
that the owner gave peremptory orders Otago Times, which was printed .-it hl. there were «uy way of finding out. The
cannot be convicted.”
l . ...... -iiu
a
,*r. .
then owned the fastest and most per- for all trespassers to he turned arouud own offices at Dunedin, and many of hints which Gothenburg glv«»s ought
takes a firm grip and sends it into the 4»;
tri. ksto turn a dishonest penny. With- fect ghlp(| on the AUantlCi the mfiuene.
An heo* tofer a messeoger came
the chapters of his novel "Grif” were not to be thrown away on our own
nnd sent back the way they came.
teetn of the big saw. The first cut out doubt they are the meanest traders of
„ample was very powerful.
from the Jury room.
One time, however, the Scot in ques travKferved direct t? type.by the late R. P. C. A., and ben guillotines In tbe
There Is no doubt that tbe adoption
“The gentlemen of the Jury, my takes off the rough l>ark ou the side m the world
lion, having occasion to take some art! Mr. Farjeon. who was one of the nr st markets, hitherto scarcer than liens’
and sends it flying down the chute; the
lord,” he said, “desire Information.”
of these lanes has been of the utmost eles to town in a wheelbarrow,' decided rapid «-ompositors of his time, lie was teeth, should become as plentiful as tbe
The old locxmiotives of the elevated j importance in Increasing the Mfety of
“On what point of evidence?”
next takes ofl'atsmrd leaving the beau-
to run the risk and was about half a firm believer in charms and attrib business cut out for them requires.
nN«AA’7WU honor; hut iucy want to Ufal glbila of the *<xxi fully rX|«used,' taK.-xwio iu Ntw Turk, dig -re U>iug ecesis
’
yomtosaes distinct ad -way thryigh when he sew the. owner uted much of his good fortune to a New
know how to spell pneumonia."—Lon and the log glides smoothly on to the sold throughout tbe country aa fast as vantages aside from eliminating the
A »«raa‘ ikip ta M ■«■■■*«■■.
iu the distance. Not relishing the idea Zealand greensioue which be wute Box
don Globe.
saws that part it into the various widths. they are displaced by electric motor possibility of head on collisions be of retracing his steps, be bethought many years on bis watch chain.—Lon
The dream of Marcus A. Simmons, a
wealthy man living near TMI*Mh.
Thelioarde then pass through the plan can.
They are bought as * rule by tween the liners. Extra precautions himself of a scheme, and, promptly don Tit-Bits.
A Dream Indeed.
are taken to keep the great highway
Okla., is a free trip for every man, wo
Wife—I dreamed last night that I ing mill, and so op through the differ- branch roads at prices ranging from clear of derelicts and other floating turning the wheelbarrow to face the
direction from which be aim*, be Mt Ta Fla« Oat Tear Fatare HaaBaa*. man and child In the United States to
was in a store that was full of the proceeses until it lands in the y ard to $1200 to $2000.
dangers or to give warning of tbeir down upon it aa if resting.
At bedtime, having fasted since noon, the natfonal capital and bome again.
be graded as to quality and plied neatly
terclicBt bonnets and
presence.
Soon the owner came up and, seeing two girls who wish to obtain a sight of Mr. Simmons 1s trying to interest bls
Husband (hastily)—Rut that was on together ready for sliipmeut. Due im
The white marked tussock moth is a
Since the masters of sailing vessels him there, roughly ordered him to turn tbeir future husbands boll an egg. political friends in the scheme, and
ly a dream, my dear.
mense log that looked perfectly sound native of North America. It range« know the steamer routes, they consult
which must be tbe first egg ever laid congress may be asked to treat every
Wife--I knew that before I woke up, and as if it )ia<! lieen part of some mag- the territory east of tbe Rocky Mount their own safety by avoiding them and around and go back.
As "back” was in this ease bis ob by the ben. In a pan in which no egg body to a Junket at the nation’s ex-
because you bought me one.—Philadel
nlfleent monarch of the forest, was ains and attacks most every variety of by keeping a sharp lookout whenever jective point, the Scot obeyed and went has ever been boiled before. Having I pens« He has extracted promises of
phia Press.
found to have a flaw, and a bad one, in shade, fruit and ornamental trees, it to neceeeary to cross them ln eitbet on his way rejoicing.
boiled it anti! it ta bard, they cut it In help from two congressmen and be-
direction. — New York Mali and Ex
the
center. Dexterously the saws did with the exception of the conifers
two with something that has never lleves that the next congress will pass
It is best to remember that life Is not
press.
The Roas* Predaet. -
been used as a knlfo before. Each girl tbe bill which ia being prepare«!
written in lead pencil and erasing may tlielr work and only the sound part ot
”1 should think yon would bo ara eats her half and tbe shell to tbe last
A soldier named Meyerhofer has
not be done until after tbe account ha« It found its way to the planing mill.
Delay Ma. Agvaatacva.
bltlous for political distinction.”
Veeleee Tenia*.
fragment, speaking no word tbe while.
been rendered to the Master.—Nee How like some people, thought Polly. lieeti sentenced at Zurich by the Swiss
First Fanner—You oughter took a
"No,” answered Mr. Cumrox, “I don't Then, still ta silence, they walk back
"You can always tell an English
military
authorities
to
three
months
at
York Herald.
Ho |>erfect and lovely'the exterior, but
trip to New York years ago.
care for it My daughter has studied
ward to bed “to sleep, perchance to man," said tbe Briton proudly.
what a blemish when you come to the hard laltor for refusing to obey orders.
Second Farmer—Oh, I dunno. The painting and her pictures of me are
"Of course you can,” replied tbe Yan
dream.”—"English Folk Rhymes."
Purely ConvratlonRi.
The
soldier
refused
to
serve
on
a
Hat-
heart; so fair to took upon, so untrue
longer you wait tbe more there la to funny enough without calling in the
kee, "but It doesn't do any good, be
"Agatha,’’ said her mother. “I don't
urday as It was the Jewish Habbath.
ase.—Judge.
aid of any professional cartoonist.”—
ta use be thinks be knows it all "—Phil
Fraoehla* aa« Praetiee.
like to bear a daughter of mine tell and ugly looking when you see beneath
Ml«*t Traveler’s ■aperteaee.
Washington Star.
even a conventional He. You know you t he su rfgte. The ponderous mach I nery
Spellbinder Yes, my friends, eternal adelphia Ledger.
The num tier of visitors to Niagara
Thera ia no place like home, espectal-
can’t bear Aunt Becky, a ml yet when pounds away and turns and whirls tbe Falls averages 760,000 a year. In the
vigilance ta the price of liberty. Be on
The Sla*te Ntafartaaa.
ly when you are riding in a sleeping
■•earn I a* Diaeaara*»*.
she came tbe other day you said. various wheels, pulleys, etc., which
your guard. A word to the wise is suf
year of the Buffalo Exposition there car.—Philadelphia liecord.
"Misfortunes never come singly, you
Ha—Your father did not object to our
‘Auntie, bow glad 1 am to see youf *’
keep everything on tbe move aa though
flcient.
know. Miss Prisdlla.”
“That wasn’t a lie, tnaiumn.” answer perpetual motion was the moving were 8,000,000.
Voice (from the audience)—Then you marriage as much aa I had expected.
“Atas.” said the poor ms Idea, shak
Rhe Oh. poor papa baa given up tbe
ed Agatha. "That was an exclama source. Even the sawdust does not go
must take ns for gol darn foota! You
If you are enjoying life’s sunshine
ing her bead, "tbe single misfortune is
tion.”—Chicago Tribune.
have been talking tor an boor and a idea of bHn« too particular.—Brooklvg
to waste but is burned in the great fur- don’t spoil It by crying for the moon.
the worst of all 7*-New Yorker.
Ufa.
half.—Kansas City Journal.
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