Bandon recorder., October 29, 1903, Image 2

»aid, turulug to the youug lady. “If,
TRAGEDY OF AN INSECT
FACTS IN FEW LINCS NEW SHORT STORIES CHOICE MISCELLANY
you will permit me to remain and talk
with you I would enjoy it much more Tkc Saad Fly Lives Set a Dar After
The Ferslsteaee o< Aagastas.
Canada now bas 19,000 miles of rall-
Ceatla* iate the Ltokt.
New Zealand's Ownership.
than joining the dancers or taking port
Court officials returning from Stre-
I way.
Queer points are raised train time to
Here
la
the
tragic
story,
of
the
sand
DANGER IN THc HIGH DIVE.
In any of tbe games,” she replied. Tbe
Uncle Sam's annual income la $558.- htx. where they attended the diamond time in courts of law For Instance,
old gentleman was delighted and his fly;
i wedding of the grand duke and duch- one Just seriously reserved fur consid­
Drat*«*,
a
Froaeeat
Injury
tn
It bas but a day io Uve In the light. 967.143.
granddaughter anything but pleased. In order to earn the rlgbt to that day
Those Net Initiates.
Russia has fifty-seven war ships at ' ess. say the grand duke told the follow­ eration by an Australian judge of tbe
I was interesied iu an article recently
I
"Except for those who have an espe­ which gave the requirements, from a “I »uppoee he Is giving you that old song of life it lives from one to three years Port Arthur.
ing anecdote at the state dinner. Said supreme court- namely, whether New
Zealand la legally a British possession
cial aptitude for It—and they are few- masculine point of view, for winning a and dance about tbe war aud tbe part in darkness, down Is the mud at the
Manitoba raised 3.500.000 bushels of his royal highness;
It sounds like a joke at the ex]>ense of
high dlvtng is a dangerous pastime to man worth having, aud which chai d he played in it,” she said shrugging bottom of lakes or rivers. Moreover, potatoes last year.
“
Among
the
guests
at
my
uuptlals
that most ardent and euergetic of im­
Indulge In,” said a diving expert the
her shoulders. “We are talking about the »and fly is perfectly harmless. It
Florida's
orange
and
pineapple
crop
with the daughter of the Duke of perialists, King Dick Seddon At the
other day. “A good diver may occa- its rd vice by advising tile summer girl tbe war, aud I have learned more of does not bite. It liar no sting. It can­ la estimated at $2,500,000.
i Cambridge was the late King Ernest same time it is possible there may be
sionally lose his balance, but, being to cut it i ut and paste it on her beauty that important era iu the history of our not even eat. All it can do is to flit
Our
manufactories
are
now
three
Augustus of Hanover, who. arriving something In tlie polut. Although Cup-
generally cool beaded, be can regain it, box. 1 was surprised—Itcomiug from country than I ever did in our school­ about for a few boars, enjoying the times as valuable as Great Britain’s.
somewhat late, discovered that Prince tain Cook repeatedly urged upon the
or at any rate sufficiently so u to pre­ tbe genl'eman critic of the fair sex—
tit of dry or the glare of an electric
days. I am greatly interested aud i ....p,
Rice Is one of tbe most expensive of
vent Injury to himself.
Consort Albert bad assumed the pre­ imperial government the colonization
that he did not say paste it on her mir­
“In the majority of cases deaf nene is ror, for it is the looking-glas» they are should never tire hearing about it.” ' '1 11'? sand fly is known to scientists tbe cereals and is deficient in protein.
rogatives of the first guest, though of New Zealand, no practical step was
the moat frequent Injury inflicted by gen< rally credited of wasting much of Tbe granddaughter walked away and frinlliarly as the Mayfly. In scientific Chile sells Germany $18,000,000 worth they clearly belonged to him, Ernest taken until very late in tbe tbirtie»,
tier grandfather »aid, turning to the terms it is called eitieinerida. This a year of nitrate of soda for use in fer­ Augustus. The prince consort had even when It leaked out that the French
diving. The cause of this is that few
find It easy to drop tbe head sufficiently their valuable time on. But tills—the young lady, “Thank y« u for your kiud name Is taken from the Greek word tilizers.
were contemplating the annexation of
to get It well between the srms. Tbe advice for wiuuing and bolding thia words. I so seldom baveallsteuer that ephemeras, which metns lasting only
We buy from British India $26.780,- gone so far as to sign the marriage tbe islands. It was a,close race be
contract
before
that
document
was
very
worthy
man
“
worth
having.
”
result is they receive some tremendous
tween a British and a French man-of-
I am apt tooverdoand tax tbepatlei'Ce for a day. To tbe scfrntlsts the sand 000 a year, or eight times as much as
submitted to the king of Hanover. war, tbe British ship winning lay a few
blows on the bead, and if tbe water is Underscore the last four words, please, of these about me. You know au old fly is one of the most Interesting and we sell that country.
struck a bit sideways the ear gets most or italicize them, either way you please
beautiful of Insects. '
British Columbia has produced $189,- Consequently Ernest Augustus was hours. It is conceivable In the excite­
of the concussion, and the result will to give them prominence, for this is a soldier loves to dwell ou the past, and
The fly lives but a <*y at most, but 728,538 worth of gold and $58.989.572 mad clear through, and, seeing that ment of the moment some formality In
frequently be a rupture of tbe mem very important item for tbe very worthy he goes over tbe battle-field» with tat- ■ before It sees the I light it has lived for worth of coal and coke.
the procession to the dining room was the proclamation of British sovereignty
brane of the tympanum. A good pre­ young lady who is contemplating a to red flag» midst flylugshot and shell from one to three yeart
yeai under the wa-
The fly develops twelve or thirteen forming, stepped up to Queen Vic over New Zealand may have been over­
ventive for such an accident is to place voyage on tbe sea of matrimony. Here many times iu silence. I suppose we , ter in the form of wbit the scientists broods every season and an average of toria and offered her his arm.
•El­ looked. in 1835 a Frenchman who
in the ears a little medicated wool or
old people do bore the young folks with call a nymph. This nymph can both 120 eggs are laid for each brood.
cuse
me,
cousin.
’
she
said;
*lt
was
ar­ called himself Baron de Thierry pro­
are
the
rules
you
must
study
and
ad
­
cotton dipped In oil.
claimed himself “sovereign chief of
reiiiiuisceueee of I he past, but I often walk and swim. As it grows it molts,
Sicily is the home of sulphur. Tbe ranged that Albert is to conduct me.’
"Be
natural,
be
extremely
here
to:
“Another injury to health caused fre­
New Zealand,” but his funds failed,
wonder if, when they have reached Illi» j and after about the ninth molt tiny Island exports 300,000 tons a year, of
“ ‘Never mind the arrangements,* re­ his ninety three followers deserted, and
quently by diving arises from getting fastidious in choosing friends, in con­ stage iu life’s Journey, »tandiug on the 1 wings appear on its thorax. These
which
the
United
States
gets
one-third.
plied the king. ‘It's my privilege to
large quantities of water into the lungs. vernation, iti manners anditi dress. Be
sank into obscurity.—London Chron­
grow larger until the lntoct comes forth
The postal receipts for the fiscal yeur conduct you, and I will exercise It to he
Tbe extent of tbe harm done in cases neat, for the well-groomed woman, threshold of another world, whether, from the water a sand By. It then has
icle.
of this sort depends on the condition of though plain, Is more attractive than they could l<M>k back to this period lu 1 but one duty-to lay its eggs. This ending with June were $1,608.967, an my fullest capacity.' Saying this, he
the water as to Its cleanliness. I have the slovenly beauty. Be cheerful aud their lives and have as rieh a field for i done, the sand fly zigzags through the • Increase over tbe previous year of $126,- pressed Victoria’s arm closely to his
Nickels and the Conductor.
side.
often seen boys, for instance, dive Into fun-loving; be kiud, unselfish, sym­ old iqgmories as the gray-haired vet«- air until Its. brief life is ended.—Chicago 632.
“Even the best of us," said a conduct­
Augustus C. Carey of Boaton claims
water at places where It was absolute­
"The queen tried to withdraw her or, "sometimes misses a fare iu a
rans of to-day. You, my dear, are very , Inter Ocean.
to have operated a system of wireless arm and nearly succeeded, but Augus­ crowd, but It doesn’t often happen, and
ly filthy from the evacuation of drain­ pathetic aud affectionate. Be inter­ much uulike the young people I meet |
jested
in
everything
that
will
interest
telegraphy on the Marconi plan as early tus caught her band and held it as In that Is because we have the thing down
age Into it. The danger to health, es­
Vali
Jaf at Light,
here from day to day. Home way or t
pecially to those with not overstrong the youug aud old people, for you
a vise.
to a system. On all lines there arc cer­
An English physician
pfyslclan of high stand­ as 1886.
other
they
seem
to
thiuk
we
are
old
■
constitutions, can readily be seen.
must rememl»er that you have been the
" ‘You hurt,’ said Victoria, with a cry tain streets at which we start Io go
The
trust
controlling
tbe
manufac
­
ing
recently
iMde
an
address
before
nii'ie
“The higher the dive the longer, of oue aud will lie tbe other, if you live fogies. You remind me of one of our ' the Manchester
through our car to pick up nickels. Of­
•rand
and Salford Sanitary ture of the salts of potash In Germany of pain.
course, will be the duration under wa- long enough. Do not appear to be su­ old-fuehloned gills. I cau imagine you association in vfliich
“ ‘Very sorry indeed,' replied the ten I am In doubt as to w(gi lias not
i(hich he said:
bas almost a world monopoly of that
ter. Now, an Inexperienced diver is perb r even if you know that you are; dancing the stately and graceful mii -
king, 'but I won't let go of that royal paid a fare, but I don't take chances of
“I have spoke* of light as purifying business.
rarely able to hold his breath under oue can be easily mistaken ou this uet, but uot the break-neck dances of our atiuospherh environment and as
At Tokyo the Japanese postal author­ hand. If s mine for this occasion, and wounding any one's feelings by asking
water for more than a second or two
to-day. You are gracious aud sweet to freeing us frqn certain superficial ities are considering the advisability of don't you forget it.’ Tbe queen finally for It in that case.
at a time, and If the dive is an unusu­ point. Do nut be conceited or vain, do everyliody, the old aud theyouug alike. parasitic distempers, and I wish to re­ purchasing motor cam for the convey­ saw there was no use protesting and
"I meander through the car. stopping
ally high one he will in nine cases out not be silly or gushing or too eager. You dou’t seem to look upon old people mind you that It has still more deep ance of mails.
marched away with bls resolute maj­ now and then before any one I suspect
of ten give up the struggle in trying to Do uot be late, aud yet not waste time
of not having put up his ante. The
and intimate Juman relations of a
The fluctuation of the light of Nova esty."
retain his breath and Invariably, too, by being too early; study repose of mau- as back numbers. Our feelings are ju<t sanitary nature,for light is a necessary
guilty one usually has pangs of con­
Geminorum is often as much as half a
as
sensitive
to
slights
and
rudeness
and
just before his head reaches tbe sur­ tier, it is restful to tired nerves. Do not
The Laugh Was on Gourley.
condition of upntal and bodily well . magnitude in twenty-four hours, like
science when I place myself before III in
indifference
as
they
ever
were.
We
face. The result not infrequently is nag either before or after be is won
Mr. Gourley, a member of the Cana­ and clears up all doubt by Iteginnlng to
being. Its tone physical effects are ; ' that of Nova Persei No. 2.
that the water that has escaped into The *1 told you so' has lost many a cau forgive but uot forget. Our hearts everywhere recognized.
dian house of commons, is noted for bls fish through his |M>ckets for the nickel.
In
1870
the
German
people
barely
ex-
his lungs and stomach is far more than friend aud lover. Be fraDk, truthful have become mellowed with the cares,
“Essential for all purposes of life,' ' ceeded 40,000,000. in 1885 they
“That is one of tlie tricks, and it
had rls- Intense hatred of the United States.
is good for him, and to many it is posi­
disappointments
and
perplexities
of
life.
light
is a universal stimulus. Falling en to nearly 47,000,000 and in 1900 the Only a few weeks ago be made utter­ saves many harsh words, for almost as
aud forgiving. This, of course, is not
tively injurious.
ance that “the United States is a great­ often ns you ask n man who really has
We do uot harlxtr a grievance now as on tlie eye It »<» up in the brain func­ census return gave 56,345,014.
"The best thing I know of to bring too high and well worth the striving.”
er tyranny than Algiers.”
tional actlvitiei associated with Intel­
settled If Ills fare has been paid he will
one quickly to the surface in high div­ “What do you thiuk of the rules laid we would when we were younger. It: lectual and emotional states, and at­ Germany leads the world in the
IjiHt, summer, while a number of bristle up and abuse you. 1 have learned
does
uot
pay
to
narrow
one
’
s
»oul
down
chemical
industries,
notably
aniline
down
for
the
fair
s»x?"
I
asked
after
ing is to have a piece of cork fastened
tempts have la»n made to discriminate
Americans were enjoying a trolley ride by experience that it Is iM’tter to chip in
under each armpit. Corks weighing reading them to a dear little Quaker to the point of takiug notice of these tlie phyalcal eljeets of its different eie-1 dyes. The 10,385 establishments em in a Canadian city, Gourley and an ac­ a nickel out of your own pocket than to
little
vexlug
things
of
life,
for
just
be
­
four ounces each are sufficiently strong lady who has uever dropped tbe thee
ments.
Whatever the therapeutic, ploy more than 150,000 persons.
quaintance happened to be on board. go around asking for fares when you
in buoyancy for a man of 150 pounds aud thou any more than she bas for­ yond is tbe border land, and It won’t value of the ¡different rays of light i Harvard university is to have the fa­ The meager criticisms which the Amer­ are in doubt, and most old time con­
In weight. There are many devices by saken her creed, which Io her means be loug until every old soldier has passed may lie. whitelight, heaven's own mix-1 mous zoological collection of Baron de icans bestowed on things Canadian net­ ductors will agree with me.” — New
which the corks can be kept secured
through the gates ajar into the land ture, is th iorrnal physical atinos-, Beyet of Brussels through the kindness tled the vitriolic statesman. An Italian York Herald.
under the armpits. Perhaps the sim­ life everlasting. “What does thee beautiful. Feace and not war is what phere, nnd vitiations in its intensity of Mr. Carnegie. It is rich in extinct
plest Is to sew each cork into a tight think of them, Folly?” she asked, Ig­ we want now.” A h Polly passed out of have probably widely diffused consti­ birds.
Hoaiaa Bricks.
fitting canvas or cotton bug and then noring my question. “I believe they
Mr. Carnegie’s gifts to countries other
tutional effect^”
The rebuilding of the campanile in
again sew each bag on to the bathing are so good that if lived up to by the the room I heard him saying, “It was
than
tbe
United
States
are
recorded
to
Venice has begun. It is expected that
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suit by a couple of strands, allowing gentlemen as well as the ladies there at Gettysburg----- ” He had gone back
Straining the Langaaar.
the amount of $5,861,350, making Mr.
the structure will be finished by 1906.
to
the
theme
dearest
to
his
heart,
and
tbe strands to run over the shoulders.
would be fewer unhappy marriages and
An amusing liberty which a native Carnegie's total gift to libraries $44.-
Although the fall of the tower was a
“Those with weak hearts.” the expert much less work for the divorce courts.” tbeyouug lady was listening with rapt of Muscle shoab took with a word in 366,950.
deplorable loss, some good attended it
added, "cannot be too strongly advised “Then hast taken the very words from attention.
our language cqn. ics out in a story told
The German manufacturer» of ma
In the opportunity It gave archieolo-
against high diving. The spring, the
In the New Y ok Tinies. A man bor- chinery are loud in complaint of the
my
mouth,
”
she
replied.
“
I
was
just
glsts to examine the bricks.
rush through space, tbe break and tbe
BRIEF
REVIEW
rowed the native’s horse without stop­ new tariff, which puts 3 to 5 per cent
It was found that the bricks had lieen
entering and cleaving of the water ure golug to say it was a poor rule that
ping to ask permission. In the course I on their product, while the tariff of the
used in arches, fortifications, the tops
altogether too exciting for weak hearts, wouldn’t work both ways, and to my
of a few days tht animal was returned, United States Is 45 per cent and the
Moves Faster Than Light.
of walls and in other ways before they
and especially so in cold weather."— mind it fits both sides of the question.
but the native lid uot take a kindly new Austrian tariff is 20 per cent.
were built into the campanile and that
Philadelphia Ledger.
Two years ago a new star blazed nul view of tbe matter and concluded to
But I think I would put iu, don't lie
In the higher Cambridge local ex­
they are not Venetian, but Roman.
jealotn. That little green-eyed mon­ in the constellation Perseus. Buch new have legal redrezs. He announced bis aminations the examiners report that
bricks.
A Miser’s Last Wish.
ster, Folly, has separated many lovers, stars are by no means rare, but this was Intention of hating the offender ar­ the chief stumbling block in arithmetic
The ancient brick» were made in
A Greek died in the small town of bas broken up many happy homes and so great and varied in brilliancy so rap­ rested.
was a question on the speed of motor
slices, for in many the layers could be
Caracal, having always lived on the
“What wifi you have him arrested cars. The answers varied from a few
idly that it was special'y noteworthy.
seen undisturbed. It is said that bricks
aims of his compatriots. Before dying has caused murder to be committed. I
for?" he was asked.
yards to several million miles per hour.
made this way can bear a greater
he made his wife swear that she would would say to all young people, don’t Boon after the outburst that made the
“For horse stealing, of course.”
Four hundred and fifty ncres of land
weight than modern bricks.
bury him in the dirty old overcoat harbor jealousy. It has wrecked too star so bright it was found to be sur­
“
How
can
you
make
horse
stealing
The bricks examined were of the first
which he wore every day. Tlie poor many livre. Too many men are be-' rounded by a nebula, and this nebula out of it when he returned the horse?” have been obtained in Blairgowrie to
enable Scottish peasants to try the
century. One of them bore the imprint
woman had to ask the Greeks of hind prison bare to-day because they spread outward around the nucleus,
•'Ain't It stealing if he brought ’ini I Irish scheme of small holdings, but
of a horseshoe, which may prove that
Caracal to help her to provide the costs let jealousy get the best of them for one gradually as, seen by the naked eye, back?”
without aid from taxation. Fruit
the Romans used a horseshoe like ours,
of the funeral. A good hearted Greek mad momeut. A Jealous person can because of the star's great distance, but
“I’m not a lawyer, but I don't see growing and fowl rearing are to be In
although it is generally believed that
went to see her in her affliction and. never 1« happy, aud they make every­ really with immense speed. In fact, it how It can be.”
slsted on.
their horseshoes were strapped on. not
pointing to the body, said he would
“All right, then; I’ll have 'im arrest­
has been calculated that this speed was
nailed.
During its stay the scientific expedi­
give her a better coat to bury the man body around them miserable as well.
ed
for
usury.
”
so
great
that
it
seems
impossible
that
tion to the Bahama Islands under the
In. Then she told him of the dead If both men and women will live up to
"I
don't
see
bow
you
can
makt*
usury
As to Waternteloas.
patronage of the Geographical society ‘‘WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS—A CATTLZ
man’s last wish. The Greek, whose these rules, I cannot see why every­ the speed of the nebula could have been out of it either.”
The northern bred man puts Ralt on
of Baltimore will give considerable at­
suspicions were awakened, told her thing should not be harmonious and In due to the motion of ordinary matter
CAB?”
“Why, hang it ail, he used 'im. didn't tention to the verification of the claim
his watermelon, thereby exciting the
that she should certainly not part with accord, like a well regulated harp—uo at all. It bas been suggested that the he? Yes, sir, be used 'im three or four
entered tbe car. He carried In bls arms
the body before she had well examined false notes to jar upon your nerves.”
apparent motion was really only a pro­ days, an’ used 'im mighty hard, too. that Waiting island is the San Salva­ a large papier mache lion which he rlsibles of the southerner. He puts
sugar on his cantaloupe, causing more
dor where Columbus first landed.
the coat, for there must lx? some par
gressive illumination of the nebulous by tbe looks of ’im.”
placed on the seat beside him.
laughter. He eats butter on his rad­
The
French
Society
of
Musical
Com
­
tlcular reason for the request. The
matter by light from the exploded star.
"Represents the strength and power ishes. which Is enough to make a calf
posers is reported to have decided to
widow unpicked the lining of the over-
“Don’t nag." Those two words can­ But Professor Bimon Newcomb calcu­
A Battle With a Whale.
of
the
greatest
nation
on
the
earth,
”
weep. He eats grits with sugar nnd
coat and found 35,000 francs In bank not be emphasized too strongly, for of
take action against a number of gro­
Chased by a huge whale, with noth cers who are using gramophones as an said Gourley loudly, pointing to the cream, which would knock a country­
notes which the miser wished to tnke all the little things that come in'.ooue’a lates that even this will not account
lion.
for the motion, for it was at least ten ing but a pair of oars with which to
man silly. The watermelon is the most
Into the grave with him.
life to make it irritable, discontented times that of light. We have thus ac­ defend himself. Is tlie story told by a advertisement In their shops. The so­
“The creature which makes all oth­ beautiful fruit in nuture’s garden. It
ciety maintains it has the right to
and unhappy, it is the habit of nagg­ tually observed a motion in the heav­ fisherman, Fred Campbell of Maina author’s fees for the tunes played on ers crouch and grovel.” added the ac­ should not lie touched with a knife or
Tlie General's Nose.
quaintance.
fork. lettuce Is not nearly so sensitive
Like Cyrano de Bergerac, General B. ing. It can sour the sweet<st temper ens that vastly exceeds any other that dieu. Cape Breton. Mr. Campbell went the instruments.
"I should like to see any foreigner to the metallic contact. Hold it three
out
in
a
small
boat.
He
was
not
very
and
dampen
like
a
wet
blanket
thrown
of the regular army was possessed of a
we have ever heard of, whether it be of
Every animal Is said to have its own attempt to twist”—
feet from a sheet spread on the thsir
nose which excited curiosity, if not over it tbe merriest crowd that can get projected matter or of ether waves. far from land when be noticed a huge kind of flea, sometimes several differ­
Here the conductor Interrupted the
comment, wherever he appeared. At together. Barcasm is the twin sister of What it is we cannot at present even sea monster approaching him. Not ent kinds. Many thousand specimens patriot's declaration and drew from and let it drop. If In perfect condi­
wishing to encounter It Mr. Campbell of these fleaB have been gathered in the
tion for eating it will break Into edible
one of the hops given at the post the nagging. It is a fatal combination for conjecture.
bent himself to the oars and tried to unique museum of Charles Rothschild, the Americans peals of derisive laugh­ portions. Bite off the mouthfuls or
dancers wore fancy dress nnd masks. the happiness of a housenold or for the
get in shore befcre tlie monster kept by Dr. Jordan at Tring Park, the ter when he addressed tbe Italian place them in the buccal cavity with
The general's partner chanced to be a person so unfortunate as to possess
Bohemian Women Workers.
reached him. Tbe wliale gained ou giant of this strange collection being a brusquely:
the fingers. Save the rind; it makes
vivacious young thing wlio had never
“Here, you, take that blooming thing the finest preserves and pickles of all
An industrial census of Bohemia him, and be soon recognized that his
met him before. Nor was she any the tlifee unenviable traits of character.
mole flea a fifth of an inch long.
off tbe seat. What do you think this is eartlily products. The seeds boiled
wiser as to his identity when, follow­ Bome people are so sarcastic that their shows that of its 2,006,000 (sipulation efforts to reach tbe shore ahead of Ills In view of the fact that chickens do —a cattle car?”
make a diuretic that Is unapproachable.
ing the custom at mask balls, lie re­ friends are in a constant state of alarm, 460,327 are engaged in manufactures, pursuer were futile. His means of de­ not suffer from tuberculosis Dr. VI-
As a drink the liquid Is far superior to
moved the covering from his face. Ills wohdering what they will do or say and of these 210,530 are women. Most fense were not of much account, but guler de Miliane of France tried to cul­
American Slang In Freneh.
gelatinized flaxseed tea.— New York
partner followed suit, and her prattle next. Sarcasm and slander are like a of the work is done by hand aud at he made good use of what was at tivate the bacillus of consumption In
More than one friend of Paul du Press.
ceased for awhile. Then she remarked, two-edged sword or dagger, it cuts both home. These “home” workers live in band. The monster opened his jaws the serum of fowls' blood and com­
reproachfully: “Oh, but it isn't fair! wavs and leaven a cruel wound. The the little villages, which stretch almost wide and tried to swallow tbe boat pletely failed. He Is now experiment­ Challlu knows why he died poor.
Though large sums of money were giv­
man and all. Mr. Campbell reached
An Odd Labor Exchange.
You haven't taken off your nose!”— two go together. We should have a
contiguously along the banks of moun­ over with an oar nnd for a few min­ ing, with encouraging results, In the en him by persons who believed in his
There is in Melbourne. Australia, an
New York Herald.
use
of
chicken
serum
as
an
antitoxin
new petition: Deliver us from jeal­ tain streams, and the women and girls, utes succeeded In keeping tlie whale
work, he was equally generous in giv­ odd labor exchange, which is described
for consumption.
ing to others. Roth in London and In tlie Scientific Australian. It is in­
ousy, deliver ut from slander, deliver in great baskets slung on their liacks, away.
When it looked ns though
The Halins Passion.
Two students of Cornell university
The prospective heirs of the dying us from sarcasm and deliver us front carry the raw and finished goods t«- Campbell was doomed, n small boat have discovered that by using higher Paris many stranded Americans owe tended primarily for the unemployed-
miser come silently Into his sick room. our friends who possess these unenvi­ tween home and factory over steep hove in sight, and Its occupants, no­ temperature and electrical currents In their return passage to his generosity. and Includes as memliers accountants,
The physician is seated by the side of able qualities. If you cannot say some­ mountain paths, which in winter are ticing the man's |>erllous position, tbe refining of copper the cost, which He used to laugh himself sometimes nt architects, bakers, dentists, engineers,
the manner in which lie was "worked.” printers, authors, artists, Journalist»,
hastened to Ills aid. Tbe wbnle then
the patient, a finger on his pulse.
thing g<M>d al»>iit anyone, then in the covered with snow and ice.
is now $5 a ton, can be reduced by half.
One night at the Alhambra. In Lon- geologists and piano tuners.
disappeared.
“How Is our dear uncle today, doc­ name of mercy, |»eace and love, keep
About $80,000,000 worth of copper is don, Du Challlu was entertaining two
Any member in need goes rlgbt along
tor?” ask the prospective heirs.
Has
a
Musical
Heart.
silent.
reflued in this country annually, and sportive but Impecunious young mon at work at bls trade. If he is a shoe­
Early Reading.
“There Is small change In his condi­
Professor Reitter lias introduced to
$12,000,000 worth of silver and $4.000.-
It may seem superfluous to say that 000 worth of gold are recovered there­ from New York who had goue to him maker, for instance, he takes a pair of
tion,” whispers tbe doctor.
Another thought suggested by the the Society for Internal Medicine in
with letters of introduction. A friend boots to the exchange aud receives a
The dying miser rouses himself by above rules is our conduct toward old
one cannot put old beads on young from.
Vienna, a woman with ainiidcal heart. shoulders, yet it is n truth of which
who knew Du Challlu and was sur­ certificate equivalent to their estimated
a supreme effort. "Small change.'"
The largo insurance companies now prised to see him playing the host in vnlue. This he can offer nt any time In
be gasps. “Put—It—In— my—pocket!"— people. Nothing cuts Polly to the For the past four years she has suffered many parents require to be reminded
return for its value in such other goods
heart and makes me feel sadder than to from palpitation, and about eighteen who are very anxious for their boys to insist that Individuals are much more this manner said in French:
Judge.
see disrespect and indifference shown months ago she noticed for the fitsi "get os” and who deptore with uplift dangerous risks In the matter of tuber- I “Hello, Paul. Whet « t y"o doing as rory b« deposited nt th™ exchange by
other members, anil thus actual cash Is
silver halied people fast going down time a peculiar singing noise in her left ed eyes their offspring's fondness of culoats If they are twenty pounds un­ here?"
Oa the Sabbath.
In Scotland once a drunken man mot the hill of life. If young people would side, which was also audible to other "adventure books." That Is the tend­ der tbe normal weight than if they are | "I am doing nothing." replied Du rendered Inrgely unnecessary, though
a clergyman chasing his runaway dog only atop and thiuk that tiefore many persous, aud rose aud fell in strength ency of tbe average boy. Occasionally the descendants of families with tuber- Challlu in French, knowing that his how the accountants and piano tuners
culosls heredity on both sides of the sportive scqualntances did not under- can serve the others on the barter prin­
t»i> Sunday. Tannuu»,'’ aaid the Lr<
years roti w»ei d,e,i Lead» -th&y, if aud pitch, Thcoeund ?B-aaid to- he dm, the precocity of genius asserts Itself In L oujv when not intimately uuoclaled- aund cue language;'“i a in siiitpiy be- ciple U uot so piuio.
lees clergyman, "I am sorry to see you
a
Goethe,
a
Bhelley
or
a
Byron;'but
spared, will also reach the summit of to malformation of the lieart valves,
In thia condition, but whistle for my
speaking generally, childhood Is men with those who are actually suffering lug done."
Standard Oil Secret Service.
dog He la running away.” Tamuias life and proltably find the going down which sets up vibration.
tally prone to follow after the new and from tuberculosis.
Regia Transit In New Yark.
Figures have just been published
They toll In New York of a man
regarded tbe speaker with' grnvlty and the hili of life a thorny oue instead of
tbe wonderful. It Is a principle the op­
A monument is to lie erected in Paris eration of which should not be inter­ which the Canadian press claims as an
New York Is a big town, all right." named King who resides in EurolM*. vis­
Mid: “Whustle? I may drink whisky, the |<atha of peace, as It should I m *.
out I’ll no whustle for ony dog on the Every unkind and slighting word sinks in memory of the pigeons wt Icli carried fered with as long as a boy’s excur­ Indication of tbe military spirit which remarked Colonel Jack Flaherty, man­ its all the capitals, knows all the big
¡¿ord's day."
deep into the sad heart. They may messages during the siege of that city sions Into the realm of fiction are kept animates young Canada. The state of ager of tbe Majestic theater. "I never wigs, is at bome on all the bourses and
not show it, but the wound is there by the German army. The pigion poet within reasonable bounds.--Chambers* New York has a population of nearly appreciated the geographical area so generally keeps track of whatever Is
2,000,000 more than the entire Domin­ I well as I did at 4 o'clock the other aft­ going on in the money markets. He
Hla lourentr.
just the same. At a little evening was the chief means of communication Journal.
ion of Canada, yet its national guard ernoon when I met a friend wearing a cables dally to the Standard Oil com­
"Bring any souvenirs back from your party not long since a sweet-faced girl between the besieged city aud the out­
Oae Thtag Settles.
bas an enrollment of only 14.468 men. dress suit
trip?"
pany and some of the allied life Insur­
side world.
was
chatting
to
an
old
gentleman
who
" ‘What’s the matter?* I asked. ‘Been ance companies. His cables nre kept
“Grace Is greatly worried. She can’t Canada, on the other hand, lias 35.000
“One only, but it cost a lot."
had passed his three-score yearn and
"What was itF’
secret They r.re full of meat. The
The oldest ship in the world, the mail decide where to go on her bridal tour." men in its active militia and thousands out all night Y
“When is she to be married T'
“ *Oh, no.’ he answered. ’But I live In transactions of tbe Rockefellers an<l a
of others who have gone through mili­
"Empty pocketbook.” — Cincinnati ten. He was tbe father of the hostess, schooner Vigilant, running into Ht.
“
The
date
hasn
’
t
been
fixed
yet.
”
tia
training
and
are
now
on
the
retired
Brooklyn,
nnd
I
am
going
to
take
n
and seemed delighted that this pretty,
few others are based upon his say so.
Commercial Tribune.
Croix, French West Indies, is now un­
"Whom Is she going to wed?"
Mat
Harlem girl to tbe theater.’ ”
He receives a salary of $25.000 u yeur.
attractive girl should withdraw from
der the French flag. She was built in
“That’s another detail that la yet to
Some people talk as if they thought her young friends, who were dancing
A Remedy.
A
Matarv.
A
Tartar
Prevarb.
everything that dropped from their and playing cards and ping-pong to 1802, at Essex, Mass., and was long un­ be arranged. But she bas her trous­
Irascible Old Gentleman (putting ’ A Turko-Tartar proverb throws light
He—The doctor told Jack that he had
seau
all
planned.
”
—
Kansas
City
Jour
­
der
the
Stars
and
Stripes.
Mpa was a “bon mot"-Atchison Globe. talk to him. Presently his granddaugh­
head out of four wheeler that is crawl­ on the question of the amount of ve­ been studying too hard lately.
nal.
—T~—---- —----- >
-
ing along at an unconscionable pacey— I racity to be looked for In official docn
■rasgathg.
ter put in an appearance and seemed
She—And what did be recommend?
When Adam and Eve dined al fresco
say. cabby, we’re not going to a funeral ments by orientals. The proverb runs
Young Wife (rather nervously!—Oh. greatly annoyed that be should he nio- they bad only one apple between them,
He—Oh. he advised him to go Into
T»i Latest c*n««e TeO.
cook. I must really speak to you Your nnpol'ilng tbe attention of her friend
Cabby (promptly) No. and we ain’t as follows: "He who speaks the truth •ociety a little more and give his brain
"Just as Gladys was preparing to
and
yet
posterity
has
been
kicking
over
master la always complaining. One day “Mias B----- don’t want to be talking
■ rest.—Brooklyn Life.
sing ‘Douglas, Douglas.' into a phono­ guln’ to no bloomin’ Bra either.—Loo , will be expelled from nine villages."
the check ever since.
Bon Tit-Bits.
it la tbe soup, the second day it Is the
graph
for
young
Rushmore
last
night
fiah. the third day it Is tbe joint. In to you all the evening, grandpa,” she
c»i
it.
a mouse ran across her ankle.”
Neede<L
said Impatiently. “Certainly, oertainlv
A nervous tooth or a fldgity digestion
fact. It's always something or other.
**I thought I could get along wlthoat
PhysWan—Tour ailment is rheumn
"What happened T*
fibe—Mamma anys I mustn't enrour
my
dear,
”
replied
the
silver-haired
san reduce a man to any old thing.
Cook (with feeling)-Well. mum. I’m
"Rushmore swiped the phonograph ttotn. eh? Is it a case of long standing? glasses awhile longer, but I find 1 age you at all.
sorry for you. It must be quite liawful man. “1 didn’t mean to monopolize
Patient (steamboat pl lot » Yes. sir; 1 can’t”
record, and now his class la said to
He—That’s all rlgbt. I don't need
"Tee? It was an optical illusion."— «ny encooragement - Pblla lelphla
11 Te w*th a gentleman of that sort. - the pleasant company of Mice B----- .
have the moat blood curdling college think there what guv it to me.-Ex
London Punch.
Excuse me for being so thoughtless, ” he
change.
yell that was ever heard.”
Press.
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