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-■ a % BANDON RECORDER MM-ialy I mk I s and blasout>? The oilier day I chanord to lie thrown in the same coui | hu > v with a young lady whom I bad long desired to meet, tor I had been told that she was one of the brightest and cleverest girls In society's realm. I had heard her quoted so often that 1 was anxious to tee end hear thia bright favorite and Ito'en Io her sparkling repartee that she was re ported to be so gifted in—never at a hast for a word or a witty and apt retort. I myself am matter-of-fact and would bo a very tame aeqiitolton to the company in which th is girl moved. Imagine my surprise when evary sentence she used nearly began or ended with slang. Klang phrases rolled from her pretty lips Instead of the elegantly turned phrases I had expected. Hhe was witty and made some very clever remarks on different topics, but there seemed to be a oomutou or coarse vein that Jarred upou one’s ueivcs. Her manner of talking was almost boisterous at limes, and there was a lack of that refinement we look tor iu 1 aud modest meiu that I------------------- the fair sex. Ail told this society fa vol- I lie was a diaap|M>iuluieut to me." JOCKEYE IATKAIMMI KEEPING THE WEIGHT DOWN IS NOT A DIFFICULT PROBLEM. VICTIMS OF VESUVIUS. Pastsell aa<i Nel the Oalr Clliee It Maa Marled. CHOICE MISCELLANY FACTS IN FEW LINES A Peatal Clark'» Fast at Me*orr. A Maine man 1s trying to le« :h his dog to talk English. Baltimore has a man who to earnlug an excellent firing tattooing dogs. Falta»!»* Foada Are Avaldad, aad Yes Will Saaeeed If Year Haar« Is There are no fewer than twenty-one Jadlelaa* Maarelsa la ttoortad As la Year I «bar. (Had wa» Polly when I saw that the lions In the Dublin Zoological gurdeiia a Rale, Risers Last a Daaaa Years Is It hard work that makes people San Francisco Examiuer liad taken Glasgow corporation tramways carry sad as a Class Ara Mat Savla«. grow old or Is It Isn-ause they do not »tops toward arousing an Interest iu as many as 3,18U,611 passengers s have enough to do, or, rather, do not saving Ualitornia’« landmarks, tor that “It le a popular belief." a well known week. find the thing they are best fitted to do? has been one of my liolibles for years. trainer said to a reporter recently, Nearly all the teachers in tiet School Tiie hardest worked people in the “that a Jockey has to resort to all sorts Many people were Interested in the Of Agriculture at Lima, IVru. are Bel world are the actresses, yet some of project, bui it required a master-band, ef Injurious practices in order to keep gians. them, without mentioning names, are his weight wlthiu required limits. The sixty and some play the parts of lovers money anti prominence to start the A Philadelphia girl gives her sweet Idea, however, is a far stretched one. uisl boisterous young tomboys at an null to rolling. Once It commenced to heart the puriugs of her Auger lull» us Of course a Jockey has to go through move the progress was rapid and we souvenirs. • even greater age. The Americana are the hardest work can rest as-ured that it will not be al certain exercises each day aud has to In their annual report tbs Irish an ed |>eople in the world, yet foreigners lowed to gather any nioee from retarded tiquaries denounce the Injury dune to be very much more careful regarding rail us a young looking nation. Noth motion. In fact It 1« going with a tlie hill ot Tara. what he puts la bls stomach Uu.u moot ing make« a people look so young as Madisuu Square Garden, New York, people in order to keep his weight down whirl aud everybody to talking about liberty. There is none of the cramped, paid ex|>eua«*s last year for tlie first and from acquiring a superfluity of caste restricted blight upon our people saving the old landmarks. It la the time since It was built. flesh, but be certainly does not starve that Is seen in Europe. The oldest look topic at sewing «Odette», high teas, in Books to the value of about $30,000 himself, as is generally supposed. If the home and in social and club life; Ing people in the world are not tboae were distributed last year by the Chris be did so he would break down entirely who have worked hardest, but those evtrylsMiy to iu sympathy with the tian Literature Boclety For China. In a very short time. A Jockey must who hava not worked at all. If one movement. Those wiio can awitot in Belfast luis decided to enforce regu also be In the best possible physical would see them be wants to go to the the good work are duing it gladly, and lations for the control of street trafile trim and have bis wits about him be fashionable watering places. There be those wbo iiiuat needs count their dol on similar lines to those In operation fore a race, and to attain that be must will see comparatively young men and lars and cento are aiding the cause by In Ixtudon. be careful how he uses hto constitution. women who liave never worked, either Three million and a quarter tuna of s|H-akiiig favorably and enthusiastically “ There are two very Important things with body or mind, driven around tn coal, of the value of $1.60 per ton and a jockey has to cotuider in studying hto bath chairs or hobbling about on canes, Iu regard to saviug the old landmarks under, were shipped from the United A life went out iu this work-a-day dietary. He must we to it that hto food while men absorbed in business are of of the Htate and thereby influencing I_______ _____ Kingdom in 1902. those wbo can help with their ready world the other day, aud the whole to of the best quality and that it con- ten quite robust at seventy. The lna|>e<-tor general shows that In ' tains practically no flesh forming prop- Where hard work ever killed a man money. Even the boys and girls are town iu which he lived mourned the London the losses from unsuccessful laziness and inaction have killed a InlsreHled and are trying to aid the death of this quiet, unpretentious mau, 1 ertles. All such fattening foods as, for companies during the lust ten years score. It to tne cias» that feel», s liove r--i «» m » m Uuia way. who had spent hie life iu dolt g little instance, soups, beef, pork, potatoes, have exceetlsd $2,600,000,000. puddings and.pastries a Jockey mnst work that nature has little use for. They have given eutertainmente with kludly acts that endeared him to old Since the Rlrtulnxbam rorporation ac Wort and look young! -Boston Globe. deny himself. Coffee, tea or other the nsshtance of their juvenile frieucto aud young. He was a fneud of the drinks are only taken very moderately, quired the city gas works in 1875 uear- u» help swell the fund tiiat will be re- poor, aud many a destitute family owed as all liquids help more or less in put The City of Seville. ly £1,000,000 lias been contributed to The Reek Tkat Moeee “Saaote.” Seville is today as much a Moorish the relief of rate« from this source. The famous “Bock in Iloreb,” an quin d to save these old treasure-troves the replenishing of their larder to bis ting on flesh. city as it was 300 years ago at the ex ciently called the “Rock of Mnssah” of the past. In old Honoma,"ihe cen generosity and yet never kuew who The navy which gives Knglnnd the “Although a Jockey has to eschew and at present known throughout the ter of historical reminiscences aud the douor of the gift was. All they such foods, there are many other varie pulsion of the Saracens. The arrange supremacy of the seas costs $155,000,- orient as tke “Stone of the Miraculous around which cluster so many events ment and plan of the dwellings are the 000 a year, or a little more then the kuew was that iu their hour of need a ties which he gets just as much pleas Fountain,” being the identical rock same as on the Euphrates and Tigris, United States pays a year 111 pensions. of the past, an entertainment baa been sack of Hour, a sack of potatoes, a side ure in eating and which at the same which Moses struck with hto rod in or but they are more beautified and enno Mrs. Bembridge of Kidmouth, Eng time are equally as good and strength EDUCATING OY8TERS der to give water to the children of Is given by Miss Julie Granice and Miss of liaeo<>, or a ham, tea, coffee aud tU- ening for his constitution. A few days bled by art aud by the wealth which land, who to in all likelihood the oklest rael, is religiously preserved and Mattel Craig, two of Honoma’s fairest gar, lard and butter, were left at their before a race a jockey who has a Traiaia* Behtala In Which the Bi these Moslems In Spain and Sicily had resident in Devonshire, celebrated he« guarded even down to this late date. daughters, aided by local tuient for the door, beside a load of wood. The meu mount In It will not atlnt himself—pro at their command. It is a remarkable one hundred and second birthday re valves Ara Yaa*ht Some Seaae. Dr. Shaw in hto book “Shaw’s Travels” beueflt of the old landmarks. Here wbo delivered the goods were sworn to vided he has no tear of overtipping “A school for »ysters,” said a dealer fact that the Arabs, who in their native cently. says, “It to n block of granite about the Bear flag was raised;, here to the seciecy and never revealed the name. his proper weight for the race—in any in fish, “to an institution that you land have never risen above the lowest One consequence of the Belgium anti six yards square lying tottering and little Mission choich, and it was the Again and agalu they passed tills quiet thing which he thinks will not inter would swear could not exist, for oys stage of civilization, but have always gambling law to that even the game ot loose in the middle of the valley of home of one of the historical meu of the ters are notorious for their stupidity. been a nomadic, pastoral people, be lotto has been prohibited in the fisher gentleman, wholly uuawaie that he fere with his digestive apparatus. Rephldim and seems to have originally “Some Jockeys, of course, take on It is. however, a fact that there are came in Europe the bearers of knowl men’s public lioUHe nt Bhtnkenberghe. coast, General M. G. Vallejo, u man of was the one who had lightened their been a part of Mount Sinai.” and lose flesh quicker than others. I many oyster schools. I will explain edge and refinement. Poetry and his near Ostend. The action of the waters of that mi sterling character and above reproach. hearts aud brought happiness luto their have known on* or two who were par them to you in such a way that you tory, muthematica, astronomy and ar A Japanese Inventor has discovered raculous fountain, as related in the In Honoma county aud near the city home as well as the comforts of life. A ticularly anxious to ride in certain will believe in them. An oyster's intel chitecture flourished with them when a conqsiuud which will remove natural limits ot Petaluma is the old adobe fort. gentleman remarked as the bells tolled races, but for which they were perhaps ligence is limited, but «till it lias intel the Christian west bad sunk into dark seventeenth chapter of Exodus, hol and artificial bleniislies In the «kin. lowed a channel about two inches deep Much that was of interest iu connec the mournful uews that his great heart as much as eight or nine pounds too ligence. Years ago certain wise fish barbarism. Birthmarks and tattooing disappear and more than twice that broad across tion with this old fort has been allowed that beat iu sympathy for the distressed heavy, who reduced that weight in the dealers discovered that if you take an There is no more beautiful poetry after one application. the face of the rock, this not upon un to go to rack and ruin with the ravages was foreverstill. "A good mau to gone, same number of days. To accomplish oyster suddenly from its subaqueous than their lamentations for their lost The sixty horse power traction engine supported testimony, but upon the of time and careless residents of the old aud uow I can say wiiat I was not that, however, they have to resort prac bed it opens its shell, whereupon the paradise of Grunada, and in tlielr en used on western ranches will pull si word of such men as the Rev. Dr. fort who were totslly lacking iu senti allowed to say before. He was a friend tically to a ‘starvkig diet,’ leaving as life giving water inside it all escapes counters with Christian chivalry they multaneously seventeen 14 Inch plow» Shaw, Dr. Pocock, Lieutenant Clogher ment have left their deplorable marks. of the |>ooraml many a home and many little as the strain on the vitality will and the oyster dies. But if you ex often displayed a romantic valor aud plowing forty to sixty acres per day. or and other eminent scholars and trav permit without breaking down and try pose an oyster to the air gradually, generosity which served their enemies will plow, drill and hurrow, all at one However, the fort itself to still there a family and old aud mgleeted iierson elers. M. Beaumgorton, a German no- ing to reduce their overweight by cer lifting it out of the water for a few for a model.—Moltke. time, with pro]>erly arranged tool«, and well worth the trouble that it will _J>leman who visited the “Rock of IIo- will suffer uow that he lias been called tain sweating exerttoes. It to needless minutes and then returning it again, it from thirty-five to fifty acres per day. reb” in the year 1607, declares hto be take to preserve it with the rest of the home. I kuow what I am talking to say that no jocley could stand too gradually learns that to keep its shell Seek Whiskers! In his photograph facsimile edition of lief in the generally accepted story of old landmarks. The different (Mirlors about, for I have furnished wsgou I frequent repetitions of such severe closed when out of the water is ths Think of a man with a beard more the first folio of Shakespeare Kidney it being the rock of Moses’ famous of the Native Hons aud Native Daugh loads of provisions for the poor aud measures to subtra:t from his weight best thing for its health. These inves than eleven feet long! Men with long Lee estimates that 600 copies of fountain. ters of the Golden West have taken an destitute that he lias jiaid for. He will without danger of permanently injur tigators found that they could take two beards are seen in many side shows, folio were printed, of which 158 active interest, as was t» be expected. be missed by young and old, and it is ing his health and ?ven sacrificing his oysters, one trained and one untrained, but It is doubtful if there Is on record now be accounted for, 14 of them Fa moss Moated Hoasea. life; still, many willngiy resort to such and the trained oyster, keeping its shell S mon* remarkable growth of whiskers feet. Kome exception, however, The moat which so often surrounded For years past the subject lias been dis not likely that anyone will rise up to ‘get light weight qiMck’ methods where closed while out of the water, would than that of Vol Tapley, who is a farm balls aud oust les in the old days is now cussed in different sections as to the take his place in Illis busy mart, where been taken by collectors to his classifi they see good opportunities of making live a long time, while the untrained er residing east of Mexico, Mo. Some generally dry nnd filled up, but some preservation*of some particular local everyliody 1s watching out for their cation, which ranks several English remarkable specimens still remain. landmark and enthusiasm would run own interests. Would that there were a name or a pile of money for them one, opening its shell, would die in a time ago, when tie measured his beard, copies above the best folio« owned in selves. few hours. Therefore training schools he had his picture taken and gave the pM-tiaps the finest example of a moated high for a wlilie in that )>artieular lo “It must be remenbered that by na for oysters were established. The photo to Congressman Champ Clark of America. more like him.” house Is Helmlnghani Hall, the seat of Many insects unable to produce cality, but it weiild soon give way to ture jockeys as a whole are not of sub schools are In appearance nothing more his district. He keeps ills whiskers Lord Tollemacbe, tn Suffolk, about stantial physique or imposing in height, than reservoirs full of water. Oysters rolled up in a great wad under his vent. sounds which we can distinguish pos eight miles from Ipswich. The druw indifference. The signs of the times BRIEF REVIEW. sess, nevertheless, sound producing ap although they are as tough as whip are put in them, and the water is drain Tapley combs his whiskers by unroll bridge still remains, and it has been though now point to a reawakening all cord. If they were, therefore, to In ed off and then returned again. It to ing them nnd placing the end in the paratus and elaborate organa of bear raised every night for more than 300 over Hie Htate, and It to wile-ftM>rediet Years to Climb. dulge every day In the heavy bill of kept off for a few minutes at first, then hinge of a door. He then eloaes the ing analogous to those belonging to years, the ancient precaution being ob that the coming generations The project of climbing tlie loftiest fare that the average business or work for ten minutes, then for half nn hour door, draws the whiskers taut, and the other and In general larger species served even though the need for It has the pleasure of gazing ou (Ynnornia’s quite dapable of making themselves long passed by. The moat which sur old landmarks that hav$ liel|sd to mountain on the earth, Mount Everest, ing man partakes of it to not probable and so on. Oysters in these schools rest la easy. beard. It is certain that a number of that they would licreaae much in leant that they will live longest and Were It not for the fact that Mr. Tap- rounds Ix>ede castle, near Maidstone, is make the iiistory of the H'ate. in the Hintatayas, whose tremendous weight or height. Yiu often see jock keep healthiest out of water If they ley is of a retiring disposition and bus species of animals hear sounds that so wide that It may almost be called a head rises, according to trigonometrical eys in the big hotel« and restaurants hold their shells tight shut. As soon as a fine farm he would be on exhibition, we canuot bear. lake. The ancient Episcopal palace at measurements, 29,002 feet ateive sea at the various raclig sections after a they learn this they are graduated and A few years ago it would have seem Wells is surrounded by walls which in Are we retrograding ov advancing? level, hat/ now reached a stage Im race tucking in big laid expensive din go out into the world.”—Philadelphia for he has been offered thousands of ed absurd to premise that the great dollars to go liefore the public.—Chica close nearly reven acres of ground and Iu society's realm, when we read of the commercial porta of the world could be mediately antecedent to the actual at ners with a gusto and relish that Record. go Inter Ocean. by a moat which Is supplied with wa made absolutely free from dagger of different scheiiies |>eople have roktil tempt. A party led by Mr. Eckenstein, would give a chronic dyspeptic an ap ter from St. Andrew's well. A vener A Qelek Wltted Partrldae. invasion by such epidemic scourges as their brains for in au effort to And petite for bard tack. an experienced clintlter, basset out for able bridge spans the moat, giving ac Nesting upon the ground, the par River Steamers Wlthaat Ornament. cholera and plague, but a careful in “Walking, running, cycling, punching cess through a tower gateway to the some aniiiHement to while away an the foot of the great |ieak. Heveral “On certain of our river steamers it vestigation of the elements of danger tridge Is likely to be disturbed. A bird the bag aud hurdle jamping are favor evening, if we rliould apeak frankly we celebrated mountain climbers haveex- outer court.—London Standard. of this species was once startled by a has been decided to do uwny with the and a rigid enforcement of quarantine ite exercises among Jockeys to keep would nay they were retrograding— pre-sed the opinion that the feat to frills and fancy work on the smoke regulations have made all our cities their weight down. On going out for plow passing within a yard or so of its Life After Death. going back. In this column I referred feasible, but only by the method of stacks,” said a gentleman from Mobile. exempt from iufectlon. nest. Destruction was almost a cer a walk or run they wrap themselves In A German biologist has been Investi but recently to the "baby” party given tainty, as the plow must pass entirely “These ornaments rust off and fall to An altogether effective way to “pas gating the question of the activity of by a certain society girl—not a bud gradual ascent, whereby the adven the thickest of woolen sweaters and turers may become iuured to the effects other heavy clothing, no matter how over it In the next round, and the la the deck, frequently causing serious teurize” milk, rendering it “sterile," is animal bodies after death and lias pub accidents. Cases have been known borer wondered how the partridge either, else there might have been ofa rare atmosphere. Months, and even high the temperature may be, and the to set a pan of »-old water on the stove lished some suggestive conclusions. It would act. The time necessary for go where men lost their lives by orna and put the vessel containing baby's appears that death Is not instantane some allowance ma<le for the liabyish years, may be si*eut in ascending to exercise to kept up for a distance per ing around the field was about twenty mental flue tops collapsing, and it Is milk into this pan. Just as sun as the ous throughout the physical organism, freak of entertaining one’s friends. The higher and higher levels, a long pause haps of eight or nine miles, or, as we minutes, yet In that almost Incredible predicted that eventually these pic water comes to a I m )I1 take it off. Add for It has been observed that many of other night another baby party was being made after every considerable say, until you are 'drowned in sweat’ period the parent birds had effected the turesque but unnecessary adjuncts of a pinch of baking soda to the hot milk the different tissues continue active for given and the guests took tlielr liquid advance. The highest ascent now oil Turkish baths are iJso frequently in —a little less than lialf a teasimoiiful to dulged in by many, and they must removal of some twenty-one eggs to a the river packet will disappear. a considerable period after the time refreshments from bottles. One party “Personally 1 am sorry to see tills In a quart. If the milk was sweet and record to that of Aconcagua, in the wear excessively worm clothing after, safe spot. Careful search led to the when the animal is assumed to be dead, who was present stated afterward that novation and the passing away of the Andes, the elevation of which is 23,080 and also when goinj for a gallop, no discovery of the bird calmly seated up hadn’t begun to “turn” it will keep particularly in the case of the lower an the "whole crowd” (as she expressed on her treasures in the bottom of the familiar Jagged ring about the top of sweet for twenty-four hours or more, feet, 6922 feet, or more than a mile less matter if the weather be boiling hot. imals. Cells from the brain of a frog, it) "looked idiotic." The aristocratic than the other. “I should say that ten or twelve hedge out of reach of the plow. Nine the stack, which Is the first part of the even in hot weather, if put in a stop for example, have been kept alive for years to the average of a jockey's ac teen partridge chicks were eventually boat to loom up down the river as slie pered bottle. over a week when held in certain solu society |>eo]>le of Ht. Louis liave ad Professor J. J. Thomson’s latest sug tive turf life. The leagth of his career, hatched and duly escaped unmolested. rounds the bend. However, this is a The Ten Greatest Men. tions, and the heart of a frog has been vanced a step. At one of their Micial small thing to sigh over, for It will not gestion on the subject of the source of —London Tlt-Blta. known to beat for many hours after be functions lately they did not give a ba A Geiman new«|>aper recently pro however, depends a great deal on bls tie many years before the Ixmts them the energy emanating from radium is ing removed from the dead body. The by party, but a regular old-fashioned pounded to its reader« tlie que«tion, riding ability and lutk. selves will Is? practically relies of the that there are n few atoms in each muss The Iasenlone Massie. “Jockeys are not of a saving class, hearts of turtles and snakes will beat party of the days of their childhood, Who are the ten greatest men alive to The magpie Is nothing if not ingen past”—Birmingham (Ala.) Age-IIerald. “in a condition in which stability ceases and with but few exceptions I know for days or even a week after death.— and men ranking high in the political, day? An examination of the replies re- of none who has ever managed to put ious. He always barricades bls bulky and which pasa into some other config Harper's Weekly. financial aud social welfare of the city 1 ve<j makes interesting reading. Five Maw York's Milk Sanely. enough money awiy to keep him in nest with thorn branches, so that to uration, giving out ns they do very It Is by no means an easy mat- api>eared in short trousers aud wahte hundred and two readers voted for Tol even half decent confort after retiring plunder A million and a half quarts! That le large quantities of energy.’’ The ener ’ A Rrilllaat Refer!. ter, but when circumstances oblige the and the women’s dresses were short stoi, the German nlslorian, Mommsen from the turf. The majority, however, the amount of milk left dally at back gy of the radiations of this substance After dinner speaking to an art. and. “pie” to build in a low bush or hedge— like many other arts. Its excellence has and made in childish fashion, with was a close second with 496, Marconi succeed In scraping up a bank roll of an absence of lofty trees being n mark doors, on dumbwaiters. In tenement to so great tiiat one of the electrons much to do with the mood of the artist. guimps, waistsand greteben slips, with followed with 446, Ibsen received 426, sufficient dimensions to start in some ed feature of some northern localities— halls, milk depots and corner groceries thrown off by It, if set in chase of a Borne of the beat of our after dinner their hair curled or hanging straight. Edison 368, Nanaon 270, Roentgen 264, business. Like retired pugilists, they ' he not only interlaces bls home, but for the inhabitants of New York. Noth Mauser bullet, would pasa through it speakers sometimes faff, but It is not The evening was devoted to the old- Menzel, the German [tainter, 248, Koch have a fondness for the liquor busi also the entire bush. In a most formida ing the city eats or drinks is so gener as though it were standing still. Of th»- 83,006 Iudians In tlie five civi often that failure results in the enrich fashioned kissing games that have ever the bacteriologist, 238,while the Kaiser ness, and I know t few one time jock ble manner. Nor does he stop here. To ally used as milk: nothing elee Is so dangerous if carelessly bandied. A lised triliew- -Cherokees, Creeks, Choc eys who are prospering in that trade in ment of the world's store of epigram, been popular in childish realms for gen “ make assurance double sure ” be fash Ignominiously brought up the rear with different parts of the country. Others, few gallons of bad milk can do more taws, Chickasaw« and Seminole«- less as it did In the case of Lord Erskine erations past. They played “drop the 202. Il Is well to note that of these ten again, become ‘liookles,’ poolroom keep ions a means of exit as well as entrance harm than a regiment of doctors can than 15,000 are full Moods; so tlie In many years ago. handkerchief,” "clap in and clap out,” candidate« «lx are German. Much insig ers and enter into such businesses as to the castle, so that If disturbed he repair and scatter disease and death dian will soon lose hto racial Identity. When Lord Erskine was made a "picking cherries," "forfeits,” "wade nificant peraonage« as Herbert H|>enoer, enable them to gratify their inveterate can slip out by his back door, as It enough to put a whole community in All the tribes except the (.'reeks have member of that highly honorable body, were. mourning. When one remembers that pasead laws ndnilttlng the Interinar- the Fishmongers' Company of Loudon, In the swamp," “postofflee,” and other George Meredith and Thomae Hardy love for gambling. I know of only one ex-jockey wbo to an exception to thia bad milk 1s no respecter of persona eke rted whites or “squaw men” fo full cltl- old-time kissing games. Mrs. Blair, he made an after dinner speech on the A Try lag Pnsitloa. were not even mentioned. Amongthose occasion of his first appearance among president of the Board of Lady Man who received over 100 votes were Cham rule. He retired some years ago with I« campaign against poor milk during the senship, and, too, at the time of tlielr Clubberly -What's the matter? $60,000 to his credit and he Immedi that widow I’ve seen rou with trou lai* three yon is and the constructive removal to tlie territory many of the them as a member. Upon bis return be agers of the I-ouisiana Puruhase Expo berlain, the RiiHsian noveleat Gorky, ately went Into tbs real estate business effort» to get good milk becco» ft tea- Indian* oaneu siaveAwiio when freest • said fe a friend: bling you? sition. played the leading role. Hociet v by the war becaine citizens Now “I spoke ill today and stammered aud is tired of card i. Whist no longer has Haupttnacr, the di&mutht, Mid Max in New Jersey. Today be Is doing welt Castleton—Yes. on my nerves. I son not only for civic pride, but for In many members of the tritios have Iu Klinger, the German arlfot. He was fortunate enough, however, to dividual thanksgiving. — Alice Katha hesitated in the opening.” can’t make up my mind whether she is Its attractions; not even the expensive their veins the blood of three races. receive a good common school educa “You certainly floundered.” was the going to marry me or not.—Detroit rine Fallows in Century. In Chicago <n May. at s time when Out of the 11,198 free delivery routes tion in his early boyhood days—and free Press. reply, "but I thought you did so In prizes for the winners can create the interest that is fast waning that for established < t’ring the pas* fl’-s years, tb-t's a thing Inckeys very rsrelv <?*♦ there had been no rain for tlirw weeks, F'- 7 Coaek Still la Faear. teiagftrsRf tr . merly was aroused in a game of whist it is said (bat 3792, or over 33 per cent Outside of their kaowledge of horse Hard «a Read OR. There is something delightfully re six glass platen two and one-half ln< he« Me Kaew a Way. Wantanno— I wonder If Gabsky will poseful sn<! old fash toned about driv aquare were exponed In ns ninny afreets or progressive eucre. The Germans are of them are located In the state« of manshlp the great majority are as Anvlona Father—But. my boy. unless not so much the fad as formerly, and ignorant as red Indians.”—New York recite for me at my little party this ing on a couch. The gentle crawl of for one minute. The plate« were then Ohio, Indiana, Illinois and Iowa. That Times. you study you will kuow nothing. You evening? the team to positively delightful after Incubated so that each particle of dust dancing has become an old story, hence does not seem to have been a fair and will make no money with which to buy Danno—He will unless you know a long course of wlilzsing through the to which a germ was clinging would they liave fallen in the scale and have Maser Talk». things. equal distribution of the service among some as yet undiscovered way to pre air on one’s friends’ motors. We live soon be surrounded with a colony of “1 suppose Dumley likes to argue as Young Hopeful—That's nothing. I’ll resorted to the childish games that the states. vent him.—Baltimore American. and move in such a distracting burry germs which could be seen and count much as ever and to continually worst have everytlilng charged, and I’ll keep made tloir little parties of the|>ostro that I foresee a time when a reaction ed. The average per plate was 1.000 A hopeful financier says that the ed as usual.” ou that way till I get married. -Meg- »uccessful. No dot bt it Is full of fun Ooad Natared. will set In aud we shall look upon the colonies. On the day following nearly “ No; he ’ s more successful now since gendorfer Blatter. “What would you do If I were to offer Chinaman who tears np railways and an inch of rain fell, and on the next and frolic, and probably they heli*vein United Htatea will never again see very be got wealthy.” you work?" the old saying, "To-day let us dance hard times. Pei eons make the nation telegraphs and Ilves on tea and rks day similar platea were exposed at the “ What has bls wealth to do with it? ” What's Defer* Theta. "It ’u’d be ail right mister,” answer with far greater respect than we no r same street corners, which after devel and be merry for to-morrow we die.” and each person in times of prosperity "Well, when he sees he's losing be “Those young society buds are mere Probably the next step of these society should guard against speculation. It just offers to ’bet a hundred,’ and Niat ed Meandering Mike. “I kin take a joke bestow on the energetic Inventors of opment showed but 270 coionlM. A butterflies.” said the Rev. Mr. Strait- as well as anybody.” — Washington mechanical and electric horrors.—A good rain had diminished the number is speculation In times ot money-mak- settles it.”—Philadelphia Press. leatlers will lie to gather around thorn lice. “They have no thought of the Star. of microbes more than 80 per cent Countess in London Outlook. the cleverest, wittiest, best informed Ing that brings bard times. future life.” Heated. As Msverlmest. aud most polished men and women of “Of the future life f replied Miss In- Jones—Wonder what made Mrs. Sut “You tes,” said Comtoaael, “a pbre Adam was a fellow to be envied. He nlt. “Oh. but they do! Matrimony Is the day and to enjoy the scintiilsting ton look so bested when she picked up nokigist once told us that our boy Joab always In their thoughts."—Exchange. flashes of wit, the cream of the conver never saw a milliner's bill nor a drees- that photograph from her husband's of had a remarkable bead.” niader ’ a account, and never had to sation of literary genl owe, artists and Rettla* Pkllaaanhr. fice desk? “Bo you sent him to college?” listen to Eve grumbling when she “Do you think that betting to statesmen. The bright sparkling In Jaynes—Good reason for becoming “Yea. Now we’re waiting to see wrong Y' tellect that will Illuminate a plain face mended hie old trouaors. bested. It wss one of bis old flames, whether hie head Is gola* to turn ont to “It depends ou circumstance«." an into something higher and more to be you know.—Boston Transcript be a congenial residence fur brains or Rome folks think they must talk all swered the town oracle. “If ynn can't admired than the pretty face with the Jes’ a garden fur football hair — Railway wrecking cranes are now afford to laee IPs wrong; If you can It's Intelligence lacking will then be In de the tune to keep tboir tongues from constructed as high as fifty tons ca Washington Rtar.__ ___ merely silly.”—Bt Louis Lumberman. growing rusty. pacity Such a crane will swing a A Dstelttoa. mand. "Fa, what la a fray?” loaded freight car from any place with Ynu cannot always do as you would When a great calamity befalls one. "Why, my soo, that is what a person in reach or raise a locomotive after A friend ash) to nie the other day, like to do, l>ut do as near like as you bow It lightens It to talk about It after Its easily detachable parts are re la a fight calls "Fully, what la the matter with your It la over!—Atchison Globe. • moved. WORK AND LOOK YOUNG The road out of Naples toward Vesu vius to the same route that one follows to reach Potupell. When Intending to go up the mountain the tourist leaves the Pompeii road at Resina, the mod ern etty which overlies Herculaneum. Apropos of these two ancient towns, It to remarkable bow many people speak of them as the only buried cities in the vicinity. In fact, there are many, and ft may not be uninteresting to mention them. Next to the two familiar ones, the one whose name to moat frequently beard to Stablai. Then there are Cu- iiw‘, the oldest Greek colony In Italy; Bals, a watering place, reeort of the Roman swells tn the first year of our Lord; Parthenope, Pala-opolto and Ne apolis, three buried cities lying under modern Naples, from the last of which it took its name; Dlkearchia (later call ed Puteoli, now Pozzuoll), another Greek city fit large wealth and with much commerce; Capua, one of the great military twats of anelent Rome, now covered by a modern city, ulso a garrison. and Nuessola, whose medici nal springs held high repute among the gouty epicures of the Roman time. t’atai'lysinlc have been the earth's throes around that laboring monster Vesuvius, for some of these buried cit ies, which were great seaports 2,000 years ago, are now far inland. On the other baud, offshore at Bala- you may look down from a boat when in smooth water and discover ancient houses and streets far below you at the bottom of the sea. Some of these buried cities were much larger and more important places than either Pompeii or Hercula neum, yet to many travelers their names stem unfamiliar.—Argonaut The wouderfully retentive memory Of railway postal clerks In the service of Uncle Kam was recently exempli fied by Frank J. Tbraahor of Roxbury, whu sorts the mails between Boston and New York. Mr. Thrasher has been In lla- railway postal service for about a dosen years. A short time ago he took the "case examination,” embrac ing all of the poet offices In New York State and alao In the New England dis trict. In New York stste there are $7,<<M) i»oat office« and in the New Eng. land states about 6.000, making a total ot about 42.000 places to which mall tn tlMMe dtotrieta may be directed ant. which liave to be handled by the rail way mail clerks during the quick transit of trains between Boston and New York or Albany. Tlie “case examination" taken by Mr. Thrasher consisted In the sorting of a «cries of cants representing tae whole number of 42,000 post offices embraced in the above named dis tricts anil properly distributing them. His task was accomplished without art error, and Ids distribution was at the rate of 33% cards per minute. Ill performing this wonderful feat of memory Mr. Thrasher has the dtotlnc- tlon of having broken the record, and in recognition of bls ability he has re ceived a letter of commendation from General Ktqierintendent James E. White of tlie railway mall service at Washington. - Boston Herald.
