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P olly L arkin
;
all that th«y do in the Journey through
life. We don't like to hear them use
coaise language and je»fe. Klang Jars
iqsni your ears like a discord ill music.
You uiay smile at it in oilier«, but you
dou’t want your owu daughters guilty
of It. We want them to be able to take
their places In the home, in society and
elsewhere as true womanly characters.
We would have them, iu the words of
au Indian poet:
THE LARGER FOOT.
See If This Shue Salesman's Theo»/
Fite Year <aae.
CHOICE MISCELLANY NEW SHORT STORIES FACTS IN FEW LINES
A Mess Swladla.
Cremation la growing iu public favor
in Scotland.
Women. It Is reported, are to ba ad­
They Superseded the Boauta Stab«
mitted to graduate at Dublin univer­
In the Blshteeath Ceatary.
sity-
“I whuttoask yousornethiug, P*>lly,
A heating apparatus called a “stuba"
Artificial teeth and "upper»” for boots
(stove) was widely used among the mid it etui te strictly eontldential or
and shoes are among the new usee to
higher class of Romans before the be­ you can give it to your readers Just as
which paper is being put
ginning of tte Christian era. This you deem test,” said au eigliteen-year-
Compared with 1901 the population
class of beaters was fixed and immova­ <>ld boy the other da), after lie had re
Of New Zealand (861,003, Including 43,-
“ A rost of roses bright,
ble, besides being in several other re­ ceivt*l life daily lecture ou the ted
143 Maoris) shows an Increase last
A vision ot embodied tight.”
spects wholly different from the mod­ habit of cigarette smoking aud the e\ 11
year of 20,203.
ern stove. In Germany aud Scandina
An Australian scientist has analyzed
via they were used In bath rooms and ooum querce» at teuhiug it. “The query
“1 want vou to see my new trunk,
a meteor, which contained traces of
hothouses durlug the middle ages. is thfe,” tie continued, “Why do all Polly,’ said a friend the other day. “I
gold, showing that that element la not
They were usually constructed of writer» hold up the boys as the only am ge.ting ready for au outing that
monopolized by the earth.
brick, stoue or tile und were of Im­ »tuners when Itcomea to smoking cigar­ wi’ last till the fall rains drive me
mense size. They sometimes covertsl ette»? Whydon’t they lecture the girl»
In connection with the Orange spilt
home.
And
do
you
know,
I
have
stud
­
tlie whole side of a twenty or thirty and youug ladies, who are addicted to
tn Belfast 3,000 memliera have resolved
foot room and often extended out into the habit as much as the boy»? 1 am ied ‘Vacation 1903’ and selected enough
to form an Independent Orange older
the room as much as ten feet. In which sure it does not l«x>k half as bad and un­ places to visit to keep me on the Hue of
run on democratic lines.
the California North western Railway
case the smixith, Hat top was used for
To Improve shooting in the British
refined
to
wee
a
boy
puffing
away
at
a
a bedstead, the heated surface impart­
until the last days of October and pos­
navy Gibson Bowles will suggest In
cigarette
as
it
does
for
a
girl.
Nome
ing an agreeable feeling of warmth
sibly later if the weather remaius pleas­
the house that retention of commands
during those cold ulglitB of long ago way or other you always expect more ant. I love the country during the
shall depend on gunnery results.
when such things as covers were quite of a youug lady. 1’11 admit it is a ted summer and fall months, and such va­
When the appeal for help for the per­
habit, but nothing ever uiakes me feel
rare.
secuted Jews In Kisblneff was made In
rieties
of
scenery
are
opened
up
for
you
Cardinal Pollgnac of France was per­ quite as disgusted with the practice mi
New York the Chinese gave a benefit
haps tte first to attempt the construc­ the sight of a girl with a cigarette puff­ all through this section of couutiy. Il
performance In the Chinese theater and
tion of a stove wholly of iron, this at ing away like she enjoyed it. I don’t is a continual round of delight for
raised nearly $300.
cam|iers and summer sojourners at the
uboiit the beginning of the eighteenth
Dug up from the camp at Boulogne
century. The first real improvement kuow what 1 would do if 1 should see many different resorts. But I am going
which Napoleon formed in the hope of
Ho Work 1» Caka.
oue
of
uiy
sister»
iudulging
iu
cigarette
over the old Roman “stuba” was
into ecatacies over this region, which is
Invading England, a collection of but­
“I wouldn’t advise any one to go to
brought nteut by Franklin in the year smoking. I have a young lady friend ’Gist's own country,’ and forgetting to
tons representing twenty French regi­
Cuba with the Idea of seeking employ­
1745. One of his efforts produced a whom I admire very much and on show you my brand new trunk. Asa
ments has been presented to the Army
ment,” said a young Philadelphian who
typical base burner, almost perfect and wboru I call frequently, but I was hor- rule a trunk is the homeliest object in
museum at Paris.
has just returned from there. “My
a
fi-l "1* w-orkumiixlilp. Btoves were rifled the other night when she rolled a
According to statistics Just Issued by
health had been i«oor during the win­
not used In private houses to any great couple of cigarettes and handtd meoue your room. Now look at th is one.’ Aud
the Reims chamber of commerce, 22.
ter, and my doctor thought the climate
she pnsieeded to let down different
extent prior to the year 1830.
and then pr<x*eeded to light and smoke apartments in what appeared to be an
523,74«! bottles of French champagne
of Cute would Iwneflt me, as it did.
the other. I think she read my dis­ ordinary trunk until she had an attrac­
have been exported during the last
The climate fe all right, but there's as
A Piscatorial Gaaaer.
twelve mouths, while only 14,011,860
much as I will say for the island. My
The juculator fish, the piscatorial gust iu tuy face, for she turned luugli- tive lisikitig piece of furniture. The
bottles were sold In France.
financial resources were not great, and
gunner of the Javan lakes, uses bls ingly toward rue and said, ‘You dou’t lower part contained a long drawer for
when my money r*tn low and I found
That the ¡teople of the United States
mouth us a squirt gun and la a marks­ like to see me smoke, do you'.’ You dresses and skirts; there were other
I was being beneflted I made up my
do
not eat rice Is shown by the sta­
must
get
used
to
it,
though,
for
it
’
s
all
man of no mean ability. Go to a small
apartments divided up for other wear­
mind to stay longer If I could get some
tistics that a population of 80,000,000
lake or pond filled with specimens of the fad now for girla who are up-to date
congenial employment.
consumes fess than five pounds per
jaculators, place u stake or pole in the to smoke. I assure you I enjoy it more ing appartl, another apartment for
“After two wwlti of constant look­
capita per annum of the 400,000,000
water with the end projecting from one than auy of the pastimes that help to ribbons and the like, and a bevel-edged
ing around I had two jobs offereil to
pounds of clean rice now produced an­
A Choice of Evils.
to three feet above the surface, place while away a duh hour. All of iny mirror to make the “perfect whole.”
me. One was to go.lnto the interior
nually.
General Phil Cook, late secretary
a beetle or fly on top of the pole and eliuius smoke.’ ‘Where do you get the “That is what I call the cleverest con­
and cut sugar cane with a gang of
Ohio has established free employ­
ceit ever invented for a woman’s com­
await developments. Soon the water
negro«“s for $5 a month and my keep, of state of Georgia, was noted for bls ment offic«a In the five large cities of
quick
nnd
stinging
wit.
When
he
was
will be swarming with finny gunners, clgarett»?' I asked. ‘There ii a certain fort,” she said, and Polly concurred.
ROMANCE
IN
VARIED
GUISE,
and the other was as waiter In a res­
a representative in congress there were the state, aud the officials in charge
ench anxious for a shot at the tender cigarette dealer who gets cigarettes up
taurant for my Imard and lodging nnd
report that from 1890 to 1900 the total
DeHnltlon of the Word Is Soscrptible
morsel which the experimenter has for the ladies, and he is doing a thriv­
what I could pick up in tips. That’s many contests over seats. One day a number of applicants of both sexes was
BRIEF REVIEW.
of Wide 1)1 versification.
particularly shameless case was to be
placed In full view. Presently one ing business at it, too. At first a pack­
What Is romance? Even the collo­ why I came home sooner than I had decided, aud General Cook felt so out- 270,910, of whom 130,(170 were given
comes to the surface, steadily observes age would last me two or three days;
employment.
Where
Drunkards
Are
Put
to
Death.
quial
use of the term is varied. When expect«*!. I met a lot of fellows look­
lus prey and measures the distance. now I smoke at the least two packages
At the beginning of January, 1903.
we
say
“you are romancing” or call ing around down there, and they all
Instantly he screws his mouth Into the a day. It takes too much of my pin-
It is fortunate for drunkards iu this
had the same story to tell.”—Philadel­
the American Federation of Labor had
funniest shapes imaginable, discharges money, so I am buying the tobacco and country, if not for the country itself, anything romantic as distinguished phia Record.
2,425 unions affiliated, divided as fol­
a stream of water with precision equal papers and rolling them myself now for that the laws existing iu Persia have no from what is real or what is true we
lows:
National and International
mean one thing, but quite another
to any sharpshooter, knocks the fly or
Rockefeller** Strong Box.*
a change. You just l<s>k at any of the bindiug force here. Iu the domain of when we apply the term romantic to
unions, 101; state branches, 20; city
beetle into the water, where he is in
John
D.
ltockefeller
has
taken
a
new
centrals, 473; local trade and federal
stantly devoured by the successful girls’ fingers aud you can easily find the Shah men of that class are black­ natural scenery. And In this applica­ big vault In the quarters of the Stand­
unions, 1,825.
Nimrod or some of his hungry horde. out who are tlie cigarette smokers— listed, aud to be blacklisted meaus that tion we must dlstingslsb between the ard Safe Deposit company under the
Hall Caine locates the scene of the
This sport may be kept up as long as their fingers are dyed or smoked, 1 the person so enrolled cannot visit the effect upon us of that which we call Broad Exchange building, 25 Broad
bravest <le«xl with which he is acquaint­
the supply of beetles and flies holds should say, such a beautiful brown— tezars to buy things except at certain romantic because of human associa­ street. New York. It Is understood
ed at the Vatican. "The hero of the In­
the real nicotine color.’ ‘What do your hours an«l only then under police su­ tions with certain sights or sounds and that Mr. Rockefeller pays for the ac­
that wildness of nature which we call
cident in question,” he writes, “was
father and mother think alxiut this pervision. He cannot visit any place romantic because ot its absolute dis­ commodation alxiut $8,000 a year. It
Pope Leo XIII., who, on the occasion
The American Farmer.
of
public
amusement
and
even
wbeu
at
really
consists
of
half
of
a
large
pri
­
‘
Oli.
they
made
a
new fad'.*’ I asked
sociation from anytlilng human.
of our first Interview, actually con­
When the American farmer rises ear­
vate
vault
which
has
been
subdivided
great fuss, of course. Mother has given prayers in the mosque he must hold
Keeping out of mind the use of the
fess«*! that he had never read one of
ly in the morning it is to look over
by the safe deposit company into two
my books.”
broad and fertile acres that are Ills up in diepair, knowing how set 1 am himself aloof from his more respectable word in artistic and literary criticism, vnults by means of a strong steel grat­
Since the great volcanic disturbances
own. When lie goes forth It is to fields and I simply don’t indulge when neighbors. If after being blacklisted let us try to find what element of ing. Ench half vault is alxiut as big
In the Windward Islands it bas been
that no human being can lawfully step father is around. He can't say any­ lie drinks again and is “found with the reconcilement there is in the diversities as a g<xxl sized room. Mr. Rockefeller
lmpossibfe To maintain unbroken cable
upon without life consent. When he thing, however, for he has been smok­ gisxison” he gets eighty lashes on the of colloquial usage.
In all that is generally called ro­ has the Inner one. The other lias
connections
between the Islands of
gathers and garners tlie harvest he ing cigars anda horrid pipe ever since soles of his feet. In Turkey a man
been rented. John D. Rockefeller,
Martinique and Guadeloupe, and the
stores what in a vast majdrity of cases I can remember.’ ’It < ì < mk > not l<mk so caught “rolling home in the moruing” mantic in the cases above mentioned rented the Rockefeller vault for
French government has established a
no greisly and rapacious landlord can ted in a man, and it does I<x>k alsmiin- is fined for the first offense aud admon­ there Is the common element of father and has access to It. There
wireless telegraph service between the
take from him. It is all bls. The pro­ able in a girl,’ I replied. Nile merely ished. If he Is caught “whooping her strangeness. We easily revert to what vaults under the Standard Oil compa­
must have been the original sense of
two. The distance exceeds 100 mifes.
ceeds of it are to clothe and feed him
up with the boys” iu a mild Mahom- the word in Its connection with those ny’s building which the Important men
It has long been known that paper
and bls family and educate bls chil­ laughed good-uaturedly and said I
In
that
company
have
used
for
years,
was first made In China and was in­
dren, to be tlie support of ills old age would get used to It after awhile. It medan way on rakee punch be gets the medbeval modifications of the Latin and it is presumed that Mr. Rockefeller
tongue
known
as
the
romance
lan
­
Iiuslinado.
When
a
Mahommedan
gets
troduced In Europe (Germany) In 1190.
and tlie heritage of bls posterity. Ixxik cured me of ever wanting to go and
will also continue to make use of bis
ed nt from every point of view, it fe call ou her again. I haven’t Is en back drunk it is usually ou rakee or arack, guages. The Saxon or Celt would quarters there.
Sven H«*din on his last Asiatic trip
have
found
his
native
tongue
sutliclent
doubtful If there 1s another human be­ since. Now, Polly, why don’t you villainous distilled liquors. The prophet
“JOHN, WHICH IS OUB INFAMOUS BAHCAL?" discovered fragments of Chinese paper
for
all
ordinary
needs,
but
If
be
that were 1,600 years old. nimly of
ing under the heavens wlio has more read them some of your good, old-fash­ in the Koran forbids the use of wines,
The Hallway a Peacemaker.
raged by the open rascality of both Wiesbaden. the expert In old Chinese,
cause for carrylug a light heart anil a ioned lectures that you and everybody but says nothing alstut spirituous li­ caught the Itonum air in any way, by
For
preserving
the
peace
tn
a
partly
contestants that he did not want to Is engaged In deciphering the writing
travel or refinement of taste and habit,
contented mind, for regarding the past else feel called upon to give to the boys quors, so tlie wily Turk winks the other
he would, to meet the newly developed civilized country a railway, according take part In seating either. But he on the paper.
with satisfaction and the future with ou any and all occasions. Just tell the eyear.ddrinksarack and rakee. Among
to
a
famous
statesman,
is
worth
more
finally consented to vote for the Demo­
need, borrow the graces of the Roman
hope, than the American farmer.—Kan­
The famous cataleptic sleeper, Mlle.
W. C. T. U. members that they have the mountaineers of Albania and Mon­ speech—that is, lie would romance.— than an army corps. Although the rail­ crat on the ground that, as one of the
sas City Journal.
Bo.venval of Thenells, France, has now
ways
which
are
building
from
Haifa
Harper
’
s
Magazine.
contestants
must
get
the
seat,
it
would
got to do some missionary work in con­ tenegro the boozer fares worse than in
to Damascus, in Palestine, and from be better for the Democrats to put In been asleep for twenty years without
nection with their prohibition rules. eitherTurkey or Persia, for theredrunk-
Odors of Flowers.
moving a muscle. Recently an abscess
Damascus southward toward Mecca their man.
Rockefeller and the Bunffa,
It is a remarkable fact that although In fact, smoking is the twin sister to eiiness is regarded as a political offense,
appeared on her arm, and when the
In former years John D. Rockefel­ are primarily for military purposes,
When
the
time
came
for
the
roll
call,
there are uearly or quite 100,000 flow drlnktng. I dou’t go much on Carrie and political offences are regarded iu
ler’s supervision of Standard Oil com­ they will open up a country which was however, the old general had turned doctors lanced It she gave a slight
erlng plants known the relative num Nation or her methods, but I would all countries as more serious than moral
pany affairs took in even the smallest prosperous and fertile 2,000 years ago, from the nauseating details and was twitch, this lx* I ng the only outward
her having odor Is wonderfully small, like to land Herat one of these cigarette ones. Among the mountaineers fight­
detail. On
I
one occasion, according to but has since become one of the waste busy reading. Suddenly the clerk call­ sign of life she lias given since the
not more than 10 per eent, In fact. In
state of coma first appeared.
fiestas of these so-called society girls of ing and drinking are not considered to Ida M. Tarbell in ’McClure’s, com- places of the enrth. They are already ed, “Cook of Georgia!”
connection with this it Is noteworthy
The Society of American Authors Is
using American harvesting machinery
The old genernl dropped his book and
that because one species of flower Is which my friend txiasts she fe a mem­ go together, and to be able to fight is menting on a monthly statement, he on the plains of Jezreel. When the
proposing to move upon congress at Its
called a i refiner's attention to a dis-
rose
.
In
a
dazed
and
bewildered
man
­
ber.
”
the
first
duty
of
a
citizen.
Therefore
endowed with sw<>et odor It does not
next s«<ssion In behalf of the carriage
proposed railways nre Unished there
the drunkard is harshly dealt with. At crepancy in regard to bungs, articles will be a demand for the accompany­ ner. Then he rememliered the sacrifice of authors’ manuscripts in tho malls at
necessarily follow that all or nearly
worth about ns much in a refinery as
that
was
expected
of
him,
but
he
had
My
young
friend
is
right.
There
are
all or even a fair proportion of the
first they try moral suasion with the
third class rates, or two ounces for a
ing modern agricultural machines. Gal­
other species of the same family will more y< ung ladies addicted to the habit festive tippler, but when that fails and pins are in a household. “Last month,” ilee and the country beyond Jordan will forgotten the name of the Democrat!! cent. The proposed reduction In thia
contestant.
be as favorably endowed. An illustrn of drinking and cigarette smoking than he |«ersists in making the mountain he said to the sulxirdlnate official con­ again blossom as the rose.
The clerk again called. “Cook of country will make postage In the Unit­
tion of this is found in the familiar you would ever dream of. I am well peaks ring with to his Montenegran cerned, "you reported on hand 1,119
ed States what It Is in Europe and be­
bungs.
Ten
thousand
were
sent
you
Georgia!
”
mignonette. There are some fifty spe­ acquainted with several lovely girls
tween all countries belonging to the
at the beginning of this month. You The Plaint ot the British Fiddler.
substitute
for
“
We
Won't
Go
Home
Turning
to
one
of
his
Democratic
col
­
cies of this genus known, and of them who move in the beet of society and are
universal postal union.
have used 9,52" this month. You re­
The
annual
complaint
of
English
mu
­
leagues,
the
genernl
inquired
in
a
whis
­
Till
Morning,
”
he
is
declared
to
be
a
all, but one has any fragrance. Nor Is
A carpet Industry was started a few
refined in their man tiers. Dainty, well- danger and disgrace to bis tribe and his port 1,012 on band. What has become sicians comes from London. It Is that per that could lie beard in every corner
it certain that the most Insignificant
years ago In a poor district In Don­
of the other 580?” Apparently Mr. an English musician has no chance to of the hall:
looking flower has the greatest fra bred girls you would say at once. In country and is quietly assassinated by­
Rockefeller's Idea was: Take care of get work in competition with foreign­
“John, which is our Infamous ras­ egal, and, commencing with a dozen
grance or the most gorgeously colored the past year they have become ad­ order of the local chief.
women workers, It has grown to such
the bungs and the barrels will take ers. There are 300 orchestral bands tn cal?’—New York Times.
dicted
to
not
only
cigarette
smoking,
likely to be without odor, thus s«x»ni
care of themselves.
London during the season, and practi­
an extent that It now finds employ­
lngly disproving the theory that color but drinking and playing cards for
Had Had More Practice.
cally all of them are made up of aliens.
ment for several hundred people. The
A Ready roaster.
and fragrance are given flowers for stakes. The sum is always small, vary­
General O. O. Howard occasionally
Her Little Joke.
The one chance an Englishman has of
Behind the professional mask which carpets are handmade, after the Turk­
the purpose of attracting Insects to ing from twenty-five cents up to about
They were In the studio. Artists’ steady employment is to disguise him­ they are obliged to wear there is a good ish and Persian fashion, in mosaics of
addressed Juvenile patriotic club«. An
assist In cross fertilization.
two dollars and a half. They claim organization of this type entertained trappery and bohemian paraphernalia self and pretend to be a German or a deal of fun lh the composition of legal small woolen squares, the designs and
Bort«« a w»«.
were placed about the room with Belgian. One band of sixteen wears luminaries.
colorings being most artistic and ef­
that it makes the game that much
In Uganda a man can buy a band more exciting and interesting to have the veteran at a sociableaud dinner. A studied carelessness.
fective.
foreign uniforms, trims beards in for­
At
a
recent
reunion
of
prominent
little
chap
near
the
General
displayed
some wife for four bulls, a box of car
Heavy tapestries and portieres choked eign style and speaks only in foreign wearers of the wig and gown at a well
If a small quantity of radium Is held
a
little
money
up.
They
talk
alxiut
a good appetite. “You eat well, my the walls. Costly statuary, medbeval
trldges and six needles, and if be bai>
monosyllables, but every one is an
against the forehead while the eyes are
the luck to go a-woolng when woman taking their whisky straight and their son," said the old soldier. “Yes, sir.” firearms, poniards, yataghans and Englishman, forced to the subterfuge known London restaurant conversation closed one will see light. The rays
rapidly lieeame reminiscent. and stories
happens to be a drug in the market In­ preference for sweet wines. They don't “Now, if you love your flag as well as priceless and historic armor were by the necessity of making a living.
flew thick and fast, reviving the memo­ penetrate to the retina and cause it to
can buy a suitable damsel for a pair know the exteut to which tlieir folly is your dinner you’ll make a g<sxl patri­ ranged idly about the room.
ries of familiar idiosyncrasies of cer­ phosphoresce. The more recently dis­
of shoes. A Kaffir girl Is worth, ac­ known to their friends outside of the ot.'-' General Howard’s eyes beamed
Seated on a heavily upholstered
Odd Society 1» Italy.
covered polonium Is closely allied to it
tain Judges and K. C.'s.
cording to the rank of her family, from charmed circle. At first they would on the tx>y. “Yes, air, but I’ve been divan, eying the American heiress at
On the Swiss-Italian frontier fe a lit-
The most popular raconteur seems to The recently cabled report that poloni­
four to ten cows, and in Tartary no fa have felt it keenly to know that some
work
on
an
Intricate landscape, was tie village, and there a curious Utopian
have been a well known professor of um gives sight to the blind may have
tlier will surrender his daughter unless of their “goody-goody" friends, as they practicing eating twelve years and I the duke.
society wns recently established.
ain’t owned a gun but six mouths,"
psychology who had years ago aban­ foundation In the fact that Its rays,
he gets n good quantity of butter In re
“Bah Jove!” he ejaculated suddenly.
“This 8<i<*tety,” says an Italian writer, doned briefs nnd who Is wont to de striking the blind eyes, give the Im­
term
those
who
denounce
the
habit
of
was
the
laconic
reply.
turn, and In certain parts of India no
“Do you know, Miss Millylns, I’m “contains thirty-eight members, nnd its
scend on occasions from Ids high Intel pression of light.
girl enn mnrry unless her father has drinking, smoking, playing cards with
wrapped up In you and”—
alm is to solve the problem of human
The highest point for wages reach«*!
the
gentlemen,
and
who
wouki
lie
hor
­
New
Microbe
Theory.
been pacified by a present of rice and n
“Huh!” Interrupted the wealthy happiness. The members cat no meat lectual plane.
He tells of how years ago a crowd of before the panic of 1893 has now been
rified at the thought of any of their
few rupees.
When the fire of a heating apparatus maiden with Yankee sarcasm. “I don’t and dress very simply. They never
merrymakers bept on mischief en­ regained or passed practically and In
young lady friends indulging in such is lighted for the first time at the be­ see why you should be wrapped up.
wear a hat. and their food consists countered Lord Hnlsbury In the corrl all lines of work. Ijibor unions have
How the Orient Gets Its Floor.
pastimes; but now they are growing ginning of the cold season one souie- 1 haven’t bought you yet.”
solely of fruits and vegetable.
dor of » bote] one night and. rttusktg Incronxed In «trength nnd number !n t
“Two women shall be grinding at the reckless and simply state it is nothing
The duke sat dumfonnded. wonder­
tinie
notices
a
most
unpleasant
smell
"There are sixteen women In the so
distinctly surprising way. It Is assert­
mill.” In the cast the day’s supply of to them what other people think. The
ing what tnece was in her remark to clety. and, like the men. they have him Into a neighboring bathroom, re ed, for example, that In Chicago the
ol ammonia and the like. It M-ems
fused to let film out until be had made
meel It ground each mutuing by two
cause
a
smile
to
break
out
over
hcr
refined delicacy of feeling that was one that large numbers of microlie« gather
pl«*lged themselves to live according a good pun. Scarcely stopping for flat of unions has lengthened from 327
women, who sit opposite each other on
sweet visage.—New York Times.
to certain rigid rules. The only laws kreath. the future lord chancellor .holt- to 500 during the past year and that
a largo, clean cloth, with the small of their chief charms has lieen dulled in the pipes during the season of rest,
which are ->hey«*1 gty those of n.ttviv*, a ! from lilt- otin-r side'in a loin* ot <-<>'iii-
-uteuibeixbip lias advanced from
The Mistress' C>«arar«er.
millstones lietween them. They push and they no longer appeal to you as and the warmth causes the organisms
the upper stone around and around by the sweet womanly girls they Jixua tr> vigrikxe, au«! thus a quauiity of am­ Tte Lbinion Globe prints a “char and the principal amusement consists hand, “O pun the door!" And. needless 120,000 to twice that number in the
same period.
■.o say, he was promptly released.
acter” which an English servant leav­ In listening to Wagner’s music.”
means ul a buck stahdinr upright "in h been in the past and from whom you monia is produced.
The Chilean congress after wrestling
ing kindly gave her mistress: "In an-
hole In one side, both women holding expected much. It is a mystery to
The Temples at Ahrdoa.
with t.be subject twenty years has
it They usually sing as they grind.
A Good Rater lad Drinker.
In a recent comparative test lietween ser to your letter. It's not a bad place;
Polly what makes girls reared as care­
There have been unearthed at Aby­
One of the leading* restaurants of passed a MU providing for the con­
fully as they have Iteen fall so easily Scotch and American Ayrshire« the the Mrs. understands her duty», and Is dos by Flinders Petrie ten successive
The Cowawltlas CaMie.
slvel and obliging, but troublej about
Kiev was patronized the other day by struction of a railway over the Andea
Hootch
averaged
one
pound
of
milk
|>er
into
this
state
whereby
they
will
put
There is one personage who of Inte
getting up rarly In the mornings. There temples ranging in age from 500 to • powerful, well built man. who en mountains to connect Buenos Ayres
years has rather disappeared from the by the womanly and graceful accom­ day, but the American excelled in lint* is plenty, and If you don't mind a place 5.000 years, which show the wrtojs his tered ateut 11 a. m. and ordered lunch. with Santiago and Valparaiso. It will
golfing world, but used to be greatly In plishment» to take up a fad that is so ter yield, the average lieiiig2.16 pounds where only one other young lady fe tory of Egypt. A globular vase of «.‘n He consumi-d nine helpings of cutlets, shorten the time betw«x*n Europe and
___ _
evidence In It—the advisory caddie. utterly demoralizing. It is not only in |*r day.
kept besides yourself, you might give glaze with Menés’ name Inlaid In pur six bottles of beer, five bottles of wine, Chile by a week, as traffic la now by
Many of the caddies of the old Scotch San Francisco that this fad has been
The omnipresent etiier is defined l>y them a month's trial. I like more so pie shows that polychrome glazing Is two of selters water and four glasses the strait of Magellan. The distance
school used to treat their masters (so adopted by some of our fairest daugh­
1,000 yearn older than has beer, sur­ of Benedictine, paid the bill of £2 1.*-s. between the railway systems is cover­
Lord
Kelvin as matter poasesslng in clety, which fe why I am leaving.”
called) much In the manner that a good ters, but by certain cliques in the towns
mised. Delicate carvings in Ivor) ' act giving 4 shillings as gratuity to the ed by mule train in one day during ths
ertia,
rigidity,
elasticity,
coinpreasi-
ohl nurs«> treats a baby when she is lie
found which rival in excellence ths waiters, and left the restaui«nt none summer months, but it Is impassable
His Marrow Logie.
ginning to teach It how to walk. In and villages. The sooner these girls, bility, but without weight.
from April to November.
“If I had my way.” said the man of finest Greek or Italian productions.
the worse for his hearty meal.
those days there was not a stroke who some time expect to preside over
high principles, "there wonhl be no
A
D*>s»»a
Item.
Flala Lyla*.
When stress is applied internally to money In politics."
played without the most careful von homes of their own, come to their
Aa lareaM.
"I see that choice Bengal tigers have
“Professor, I know a man who says
senses the better. Home of them never i eggs they give way at a pressure of 32
sulfation with these sapient mentors.
"But.” uhl Senator Sorghum. “If yon been marked down to (1,000 each."
Miss Boiton—Ah, yes; your veracs he can tell by the Impression on his
Plain Rmimna,
will reform, for they have gone too far. to 65 pounds |>er square inch.
didn't put any money in politics It
"For goodness' sake, don’t let my wife are charming. And have you never' mind when bis wife wants him tc come
Harry- Rlanche says she has Insuper It is a rad picture aud a sadder state of
Isn't likely yon could have your way ” road that paragraph! Here's my knife. written a novel?
home to dinner. Is It telepatia ?”
able reasons for remaining single.
attain«.
The mechanical force of the sound —Washington Star.
MI m New York—No; for If I did my I “Not at all, miss. I should call that
Cut It out. If those Mgers are on the
Horace Yes. I know what they are
emitte<i from 5,1)00,000 to 10,000,000 cor­
bargain counter she’d want at least mother would never lei me read It.— mendacity.“—Exchange.
Harry—Then she has told yon?
We expect so much at our daughters. nets would equal but one horse ]>ower.
Shoes and the Feet.
Life.
two.
”—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Horace No. but I have seen her- We want them pure, lovely refined
“Mandle. dear, those shoes look tight.
**• •• tb « f nrnir-
Boston Transcript.
girls with all the womanly qualities
Some people who jump at conclusion i
Dlck—Those folks next door have an
The Breaking End.
It's a Uwa up which is preferable—too How do they feel on your feet?”
"Perfectly
comfortable,
mamma."
(Te
that endear them to you tig aud old. much meekness or too much meanness.
Cnmon-Dtd your friend Tanker suc­ lose sight of the hurdles.—Philadelphia awful good time.
A woman's Idea of anticipation Is to
herself) "If ate hnd asked me how my ceed In breaking bls terrible drink Record.
Dora—How?
rack Iter tiunk two weeks before she We want them thoughtful and quick
feet felt In the shoes she would have habit?
to
respond
to
the
cry
of
distress.
We
Never
hurry.
A
leisurely
gait
gives
rxjiects to start on a trip.-Atcblimii
had me!"—Chicago Tribune.
Bang»—No; the habit sui’ceeded In
want them sincere and cnnecieiitioos in an air of prosperity.
Mob*
breaking him.-Baltimore American.
THE FIRST STOVES.
"The queHlfen of which foot to fit
first la an important oue to us,” said tte
shot* salesman. "It may seem strange to
you, but it is rarely that we do not ex­
perience some trouble in fitting one
foot while the other is easily covered.
A popular belief obtains that the left
foot of every i«rsou is the hardest to
ft, aud consequently many shoe clerks
always try a shoe ou that foot first. It
Is not true, however, according to my
observation, that there 1» auy inflexible
rule as to which foot to try first. It is
true, uevertlu-l.-s«, that In a majority
of cases If you succeed in fitting the left
foot you will have no trouble with the
right. My practice Is to try both feet
before I pronounce a pair of sho>*s a
perfect fit. Then I am : ure of avoiding
any mistake growing out of peculiar­
ities ot foot formation. No two per­
sons have feet formed exactly alike,
and the shoe salesman who thinks so
nnd is governed accordingly will meet
with many complaints.
“For some time I pondered over the
problem of fitting shoes to feet, and es­
pecially as to why the left foot should
be considered the standard by which
to be governed. The only rational the­
ory I have ever been able to evolve Is
a very simple one when you come to
consider it. Nine out of ten persons
you meet are right handed, as we say.
About one person In ten, or perhaps the
per cent is even less than that, uses his
left hand. If you will olmerve persons
who use the right hand when they arc
standing and talking they Invariably
rest their weight on the left foot. And.
vice versa, a left handed person will
rest bls or her weight on the right foot.
The result is that with right handed
persons the left foot Is probably a frac­
tion larger than the right foot, and the
shoe clerk must Inevitably find this to
be a fact sooner or later.”—New Or­
leans Tlmes-Democrat
A bargain sale was on — fifty cent
shirt waists for 40 cents. The clerk
was surrounded by a mob of purchas­
ers. One woman bought two waists
and gave a dollar to the salesgirl. An
otter shoptter bought one and presented
a five dollgr note. When the change
came back the first woman was at the
clerk’s elbow with observing eye. The
second bad wundered to a nearby ta­
ble to look at Home slxty-nlne cent
skirts. Tbs clerk was besieged by a
hundred questions.
“One waist out of $5!” she called out.
“That's mine!" snapp«*d the woman
who ted teught two waists and given
a dollar bill In payment. And she slip
lied away In the crowd with tlie change
and the one waist. When the rightful
owner of the chapge from $5 reap­
peared to claim her property she re­
ceived 2 cents and two waists.
There was a storm of protests, and
the clerk admitted the mistake. The
difference In change was deduct«*d from
ter week’s pay, and the shopiier who
made off with $4 did so at the expense
of a girl who received little more fei
her week’s work.
««Ivlaif «be Fro»la a Shaw.
The best story of the preaident's six
weeks' swing around the western half
»f the continent come» from the presi­
dent himself. Mayor Pat Mulllus of
Butte Is a rough aud ready type of the
•treuuous life of the great mining
:anips, and the great heart that beats
Oen.'uth his rough exterior made the
president bls firm friend within an hour
after the special bad pulled Into town.
In the leading hotel a banquet was
«u-rved to the president and party, aud
there big, brawny I’at Mullins, with a
smile that »bowed that the biggest
man in the couutry was his particular
guest, sat at the bead of the table.
When the president entered the dining
ball there was a storm of huzzas, and
the baud struck up “Hall to the Chief!”
As the excitement subsided Mayor Mul­
lins In all the glory ot bls chief magis­
tracy raised his hand. All was still,
Tlie mayor kept his hand aloft and
finally crooked the Index finger. Out
step[>ed the head waiter. It was then
up to Pat, aud*iie "did himself proud.”
“Waiter!” lie shouted In a stentorian
voice that resounded the length and
breadth of th«1 hall. "Waiter, bring on
the feed!"
Again for a minute there was Im­
pressive silence. Then Mayor Mullins
gazed about him. He saw Old Glory
shrouding the window Just back of the
president’s seat. Pat was aware Of the
disappointment that surged in the
breasts of the Bntte citizens crowded
outside, and he was carrle«! away by
his sympathy. Again his hand, headed
by that persuasive Index finger, soared
aloft. "Walter," he shouted, "go over
to that there winder, pull down them
flags and let them people see the presi­
dent feedf’—New York Tribune.
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